Author's Note: Right so the catalyst of this was Kyle asking Fausta why she doesn't cuddle him, and then he cuddled me in the cbox. So this lead to a short string of things about Fausta. This is where this idea popped up in my head. The Lady Gaga stuff is on purpose. This is for Fausta by me. If she wants more to this I will put more.
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She's got both hands in her latex nurses outfit.
But she'll only look at you if you're a doctor
Fanboys and fangirls all want her
But she keeps playing her love game.
Does she want love or does she want fame?
No one can read her poker face.
When it comes to love, if there are no scalpels, it isn't fun
She'll never be caught in a bad romance
All are starstruck in her presence.
As she just dances wiggling her hips
Eh Eh there's nothing else I can say
About Lady FauFau