Here on the Hellsing RPG Fourm, we are enthusiastic to have been apart of yet ANOTHER shot gun wedding. The happy couple will be honeymooning in Hawaii for three weeks. There is news as of when Heinkel will give birth.
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[22:31:25] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ALRIGHT THAT'S IT
[22:31:35] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes out a shotgun, and points it at angelus
[22:31:36] @ Sirina Anthony : AS FOR THE WEDDING!
[22:31:37] Michel : ALMOST DONE WIT HMAH POST
[22:31:48] @ Gral Ale : ASS for the WEDDING?!
[22:31:48] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : YOU IN A WHITE DRESS NOW
[22:31:53] Michel : O_O HUGE LETTERS
[22:31:56] Michel : crap..
[22:32:01] Michel : v.v
[22:32:02] * Sirina Anthony drags Heinkel to the bridal shower
[22:32:05] @ Gral Ale : AND YA'LL GO WITH TEH MUSLIM
[22:32:14] @ Gral Ale : YOU'LL MARRY TO A MAN OF ALLAH!
[22:32:17] @ Sirina Anthony : WAIT!
[22:32:20] @ Sirina Anthony : TEGS!
[22:32:21] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pokes heiny into a white dress
[22:32:25] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : WHAT?
[22:32:27] @ Sirina Anthony : YOU GET HEINKEL!
[22:32:33] @ Sirina Anthony : I GOT GRAL!
[22:32:42] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : THAT'S WHAT I WAS DOING ALREADY
[22:32:48] * Sirina Anthony drops Heinkel and snags Gral by his collar and drags him
[22:32:55] @ Gral Ale : SHIT
[22:32:57] @ Sirina Anthony : MY brain went boobs!
[22:33:11] @ Sirina Anthony : Not penis!
[22:33:12] * Gral Ale tries to run, but is actually thrilled with the idea so he lets Sirina catch him
[22:33:18] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pokes heiny in the back
[22:33:25] * Gral Ale tries to grope sirina as he is dragged
[22:33:33] Michel : Gonna be kinda short... *Drop kicks a pile of 2 ton bricks*
[22:33:37] * Sirina Anthony drags Gral to a tuxedo shop to get fitted
[22:33:52] * Sirina Anthony stabs Grals hand with her butterfly knife.
[22:34:31] * Integra F. W. Hellsing puts a veil on heiny's head, and tapes some flowers to heiny's hand
[22:34:46] * Gral Ale enjoys the pain and reflects about the irony of physical pain reflected in the emotional pain of a wedding with Heinkel
[22:34:52] @ Sirina Anthony : FACE IT GRAL! YOU KNOCKED HEINKEL UP!
[22:34:55] Michel : I CALL RING BARRER!
[22:35:03] @ Gral Ale : do I get group secks with her friends then?
[22:35:13] @ Sirina Anthony : xD Michel
[22:35:16] @ Gral Ale : YEAH! Mich, wanna be my best man?
[22:35:19] @ Sirina Anthony : NO!
[22:35:27] @ Gral Ale : CASEY, YOU CAN BE MY OTHER BEST MAN IF YA WANT TO!
[22:35:29] Michel : ....sure..
[22:35:41] Michel : Only if i can shoot the cake.. and the white birds..
[22:35:47] @ Sirina Anthony : JIM DID IT!
[22:36:03] @ Gral Ale : anything as long as I get to bang the bride and/or bridesmades
[22:36:09] Michel : xD
[22:36:11] * Sirina Anthony throws Gral into a changeing room. "GET INTO THE LAST SUITE YOU'LL EVER WEAR!"
[22:36:11] @ Gral Ale : bridesmaids*
[22:36:12] Michel : oh wow..
[22:36:21] Michel : << has no i-freaking-dea whats going on.
[22:36:23] * Heinkel Wolfe yawns
[22:36:28] @ Gral Ale : I NEED TO WEAR A SUIT FOR WORK YOU DUMB BIMBOE!
[22:36:39] @ Sirina Anthony : SHADDUP!
[22:36:42] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pokes heiny in the back again with the shotgun
[22:36:42] Michel : Okay,heinkel. my post is gonna be kinda short cause im tired.
[22:36:44] @ Sirina Anthony : CHANGE INTO THAT TUX!
[22:36:49] @ Sirina Anthony : YOU KNOCKED HEINKEL UP!
[22:36:53] @ Sirina Anthony : NOW YOU MUST MARRY HER!
[22:36:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ALRIGHT NOW MARCH TO THE CHAPEL
[22:37:04] @ Gral Ale : SMEX ME UP, THEN I MARRY!
[22:37:16] @ Sirina Anthony : NO!
[22:37:31] @ Sirina Anthony : CHANGE DAMMIT!
[22:37:36] @ Gral Ale : THEN I RAPE TEGS AND KNOCK HEINY UP EVEN MORE!
[22:37:38] @ Sirina Anthony : OR I WILL MAKE YOU CHANGE!
[22:37:40] @ Gral Ale : CHANGE ME YOURSELF!
[22:37:44] * Gral Ale gets totally naked
[22:37:49] Lysandros Raptis : o.o
[22:38:01] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pokes angelus again in the back
[22:38:02] * Sirina Anthony shakles him down and dresses him.
[22:38:03] @ Gral Ale : lol Lizzie, wanna be my best man? mike's ringbarer
[22:38:07] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok
[22:38:10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : here's what we do
[22:38:10] Michel : Dx lag
[22:38:11] @ Sirina Anthony : NOW MARCH YOUR ASS TO THE CHAPEL!
[22:38:12] @ Gral Ale : ahh, the pleasure!
[22:38:16] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ...wait...
[22:38:23] @ Heinkel Wolfe : WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!
[22:38:26] Michel : HAS POSTED in the underground combat place.. thing..
[22:38:29] * Integra F. W. Hellsing shoves heinkel to the chapel to marry gral
[22:38:31] * Gral Ale cuts himself with combat knife and gets it stained with blood, just for the irony of bleeding in a wedding, plainly artistic stuff
[22:38:43] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I LEAVE FOR @ FUCKING MINUTES AND YOU BITCHES TRY TO MARRY ME!!!
[22:38:51] Michel : *Loads guns* Poor heinkel... marrying a hethen..
[22:38:54] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : YES
[22:38:56] @ Gral Ale : wait... ain't she a pedopriest woman? how could I knock this hot piece of ass up?
[22:38:57] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : NOW MOVE
[22:39:15] * Integra F. W. Hellsing cocks her shotgun and fires a warning shot
[22:39:16] @ Sirina Anthony : GRAL!
[22:39:17] Michel : *Takes aim at heinkel and waits for the wedding bells before firing*
[22:39:18] @ Sirina Anthony : MOVE IT!
[22:39:18] Michel : xD
[22:39:19] * Heinkel Wolfe is now apparently wearing a white dress and holding flowers
[22:39:42] @ Heinkel Wolfe : CHOKE ON ALUCARD"S MEAT FANG HELLSING!!!
[22:39:44] * Sirina Anthony puts her own gun to Grals back
[22:39:48] @ Sirina Anthony : I SAID MOVE IT DIP SHIT!
[22:39:50] Roukostu : O.O wtf are you wearing Wolfe?
[22:39:53] * Gral Ale is waiting for heinkel in the stand
[22:39:59] * Integra F. W. Hellsing finally just drags heinkel to the alter and waits for gral
[22:40:07] * Integra F. W. Hellsing drags heiny to gral
[22:40:09] Michel : *Points other gun at gral aswell* .... wait.. hows this working..
[22:40:10] Michel : ?
[22:40:12] * Heinkel Wolfe glares ar Rou. "SHUT IT ROU!!!"
[22:40:13] @ Gral Ale : you got a big gun there, I thought you were a lady, but by gun I mean penis
[22:40:17] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then hold the shotgun to heiny's head
[22:40:17] Michel : 4 way shootout?
[22:40:25] * Roukostu is wonder if she should laugh of not
[22:40:31] Roukostu : wondering*
[22:40:32] @ Gral Ale : OH MY GOD HEINKEL! you look beautifull
[22:40:34] @ Sirina Anthony : WHO WANTS TO BE THE PRIEST!?
[22:40:37] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : OK OK OK
[22:40:42] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I WILL
[22:40:45] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'VE DONE IT BEFORE
[22:40:46] * Heinkel Wolfe stands at the alter glaring at sirina and gral
[22:40:53] Michel : *Randomly shoots at Gral and heinkel* WTF IS HAPPENING?!?
[22:40:53] @ Gral Ale : Heiny, I "love" you
[22:40:59] Roukostu : *steps away slowly, then walks back* oh good, did not want to do that
[22:41:01] @ Sirina Anthony : Don't make me shoot you girl!
[22:41:03] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I...vill...kill....ALL OF YOU!!!
[22:41:07] Michel : xD
[22:41:14] * Heinkel Wolfe 's bouqet is shot by michel
[22:41:26] @ Gral Ale : HEINY, LET'S KICK THEIR ASSES AS A LOVING COUPLE!
[22:41:27] @ Sirina Anthony : Roukostu! YOU HAVE PRIEST DUTY!
[22:41:32] Roukostu : Heinkel, don't worry it'll b---- wtf! Michel!!!!!
[22:41:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : DEARLY BELOVED WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO WITNESS HOLY MATRIMONY BETWEEN THIS MAN AND THIS GENDER CONFUSED WOMAN
[22:41:37] * Sirina Anthony ties Gral up
[22:41:40] * Heinkel Wolfe stands there angrily.
[22:41:41] * Gral Ale draws a knife and attacks Sirina in a rapist way
[22:41:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : damn
[22:41:46] Roukostu : no the hell I don't I don'twant to be killed!
[22:41:48] * Sirina Anthony gags Heinkel
[22:41:54] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok I do it
[22:41:56] Roukostu : won't*
[22:41:58] @ Gral Ale : SHUT UP YOU PROTESTANT WHOAR!
[22:42:03] Michel : *Shoots the chappel supports,making it break* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
[22:42:05] * Integra F. W. Hellsing hits gral over the head
[22:42:06] * Sirina Anthony gags Gral too
[22:42:07] * Heinkel Wolfe spits out the gag.
[22:42:14] * Gral Ale looks at heinkel in the eyes
[22:42:15] Roukostu : *dodges bullet*
[22:42:16] * Sirina Anthony slaps Heinkel
[22:42:19] * Heinkel Wolfe stands there abgrily. "FINE!"
[22:42:20] Roukostu : ah...should I go after Michel?
[22:42:35] * Heinkel Wolfe jabs Gral in the eye
[22:42:35] @ Gral Ale : /Me swallows the gag in a weird way and tells heinkel "You are a dude, right?"
[22:42:40] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : NOW DO YOU GRAL TAKE THIS GENDER CONFUSED PERSON HEINY TO BE YOU LAWFULLY WEDDED SPOUSE?
[22:42:43] @ Gral Ale : lol FAIL
[22:42:52] Michel : *Runs out of bullets,making random clicking sounds*
[22:42:54] Michel : .....
[22:42:55] @ Gral Ale : NO FUCKING WAY YOU CRAZY PROTESTANT WHOAR!
[22:43:02] @ Sirina Anthony : MICHEL!
[22:43:03] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : SIRINA SHOT GUN
[22:43:10] * Sirina Anthony smacks Gral
[22:43:15] Roukostu : *tackles Michel* okay....
[22:43:21] * Sirina Anthony gets shot gun and points it at Gral and heiny.
[22:43:21] * Gral Ale enjoys it
[22:43:29] * Heinkel Wolfe snarls
[22:43:31] Michel : *Dosnt move as he hits his metal body*
[22:43:32] @ Sirina Anthony : ROU! MICHEL!
[22:43:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : DO YOU HEINY TAKE THIS MAN TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?
[22:43:34] Michel : fly?
[22:43:39] * Roukostu sits on Michel making sure he doesn't do anything stupid
[22:43:40] @ Sirina Anthony : GET THE DAMN RINGS!
[22:43:42] @ Gral Ale : SHOOT ME, I DON'T WANNA MARRY ANGELUS, well, I kinda do but still...
[22:43:50] * Integra F. W. Hellsing cocks her shotgun, and aims at heiny
[22:43:57] Michel : *Puts a bullet threw grals head*
[22:43:57] * Gral Ale tries to reach and touch Rou's ass
[22:44:01] * Sirina Anthony wacks Gral in the back of the head with the butt of the shot gun
[22:44:05] Michel : ..... he asked me to do it,i swear!!
[22:44:14] * Heinkel Wolfe glares at Integra. "Vhatever answer doesn't lead to me getting shot."
[22:44:18] @ Sirina Anthony : SHE! ROU IS A SHE!
[22:44:21] @ Gral Ale : THANKS MIKE, I SHOULD HAVE DIED, BUT I AM LIKE THAT CHICK FROM KILL BILL
[22:44:34] @ Sirina Anthony : GRAL!
[22:44:40] Roukostu : *slaps Gral's hand*
[22:44:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : OK BY THE POWER AND SHOTGUN VESTED IN ME I KNOW PRONOUNCE YOU TWO HUSBAND AND SPOUSE
[22:44:41] @ Gral Ale : lol GIRL= Guy In Real Life
[22:44:45] @ Sirina Anthony : SHUT UP AND SAY YES WHEN TEGS ASKS YOU!
[22:44:47] Michel : ..... *pulls out RPG and aims at all of you in a group* ....... this should do..
[22:44:48] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : YOU MAKE KISS THE THING THAT APPEARS TO BE A WOMAN
[22:45:06] @ Gral Ale : Well, here we go Angelus
[22:45:06] Roukostu : *hits Michel in the head with a steel bat*
[22:45:11] @ Sirina Anthony : GRAL!
[22:45:12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing shoves gral and heiny together for them to kiss
[22:45:15] @ Sirina Anthony : KISS HER!
[22:45:17] Michel : *falls down bloody*
[22:45:18] * Gral Ale kisses Tegs, because he doubts she's an actual woman
[22:45:18] Michel : x.x
[22:45:21] Euphemia has joined the chat on Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:45 pm
[22:45:22] Roukostu : *then starts working to turn him off* alright...this wire goes with this wire
[22:45:29] * Heinkel Wolfe shoots gral in the penis and walks off.
[22:45:34] Roukostu : hey Euphy
[22:45:36] @ Sirina Anthony : ALRIGHT!
[22:45:41] @ Sirina Anthony : CONCUMATE YOUR MARRAGE!
[22:45:42] @ Heinkel Wolfe : VE"RE HONEYMOONING IN HAWAI!
[22:45:43] Euphemia : I decided to jump in at a very interesting time, eh? xD
[22:45:44] @ Gral Ale : Bridesmaid Euphemia, YOU ARE LATE!
[22:45:45] Michel : *Short currcets and eletrocutes rou*
[22:45:52] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : LOCK THEM UP IN THE BEDROOM
[22:45:53] @ Heinkel Wolfe : get zhe fuck in zhe limp gral
[22:45:58] * Sirina Anthony throws HEinkel and Gral into a shitty hotel room.
[22:45:58] Euphemia : I'm a bridesmaid!? 8D
[22:46:01] Michel : WTF TYPO
[22:46:01] @ Gral Ale : Seriously, you shoulda been my bridesmade
[22:46:03] * Heinkel Wolfe kicks gral into the limp.
[22:46:05] * Integra F. W. Hellsing shoves heiny into the bedroom
[22:46:06] Roukostu : *has a surge protector on her
[22:46:07] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *limo
[22:46:08] Roukostu : good try
[22:46:17] * Integra F. W. Hellsing locks the windows, and doors
[22:46:20] @ Gral Ale : Heinkel, I did not understand a fucking word you said
[22:46:27] @ Gral Ale : SPEAK FUCKING PROPER ENGLISH!
[22:46:31] * Heinkel Wolfe is now apparently locked in a bedroom.
[22:46:31] Michel : *Activates self destruction* Thats what ya get for touchingthe wrong wires.... -_-
[22:46:38] * Heinkel Wolfe shoots gral in the leg
[22:46:44] Michel : *explodes sucking the planet into a black hole,killing us all*
[22:46:45] Michel : END
[22:46:47] @ Heinkel Wolfe : GROUND RULES!
[22:46:50] Michel : now go back to normal.. xD
[22:46:53] * Gral Ale looks at Heinkel "we are trapped here now, I don't really like ya, but we gotta get out"
[22:46:54] * Sirina Anthony had tied HEinkel down to the bed before Gral entered
[22:46:59] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Rule vone....I CALL ZHE SHOTS!!!
[22:46:59] @ Gral Ale : GTFO GODDMODER MIKE!
[22:47:02] Roukostu : *deactivates self destruction* and you're messing with a woman with the IQ of 192
[22:47:06] Euphemia : o.o
[22:47:16] Michel : C-box logic
[22:47:17] Michel : i win
[22:47:24] Michel : lol
Subject: Shot Gun Wedding GralXHeinkel 