Guys, girls, you know we cannot live without this topic..... Looks like Dok and Enrico are going to have to reenact ALL of what happened for them to hook up in the first place! GAH! Such memories! Lost!
We will carry on! We will survive! We will make this an epic thread once again! So post all the funny chat moments here once again.
Good morning (being that it is 10am for me), ~Sirina Anthony
---------------------------------------------- [02:34:20 14/09/09] * Sirina Anthony smirks
[02:36:44 14/09/09] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol
[02:38:06 14/09/09] @ Sirina Anthony : Here you go Rip
[02:38:34 14/09/09] @ Rip Van Winkle : GAH!!!
[02:38:52 14/09/09] @ Sirina Anthony : rotflmao
[02:39:15 14/09/09] * Sirina Anthony points and laughs
[02:39:17 14/09/09] @ Rip Van Winkle : >< --------------------------------------------------------- IF you do not click, this was what was in the link:
ROMAN SPAM 4:09:45] The Fritz : HIS NAME [04:09:47] @ Hei Bai : Assuming Clock doesn't murder him immediately after the turn [04:09:52] The Fritz : WAS HALLIUS MAXIMUS [04:09:52] @ Hei Bai : FRITZ [04:09:53] @ Hei Bai : NO [04:09:55] @ Hei Bai : XD [04:10:03] The Fritz : CENTURION OF THE ROMAN ARMY [04:10:07] The Fritz : .... [04:10:10] The Fritz : Okay. [04:10:20] The Fritz : I was going to go on and on about serving in places and shit [04:10:39] @ Hei Bai : ... oh okay [04:10:41] @ Hei Bai : sure go on then [04:11:16] The Fritz : I SERVED UNDER AUGUSTUS [04:11:22] The Fritz : I MEAN CAESAR [04:11:32] The Fritz : AND LEAD CHARGE INTO GERMANIC LANDS [04:11:45] The Fritz : (This would make a very funny rap) [04:12:13] The Fritz : I, HALLIUS MAXIMUS, SON OF HALLIUM MAXIMUS (the elder) AND FATHER OF TWO SONS [04:12:28] The Fritz : I HAVE LEAD MY CENTURY INTO MANY A DANGEROUS BATTLE FIELD [04:12:46] The Fritz : OH, AND I CARRY GUNS [04:12:51] The Fritz : EVEN THOUGH THIS IS 30s BC [04:13:08] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips coffee irl [04:13:36] @ Hei Bai : XD [04:13:38] @ Hei Bai : Wow [04:13:39] The Fritz : I FUCKING PWN THE GAULS WITH MY UZI [04:13:42] @ Hei Bai : That just made my day [04:13:48] Enrico Maxwell : .......... [04:13:50] Enrico Maxwell : /clear [04:13:51] The Fritz : AND MY AK 47 [04:13:54] Enrico Maxwell : /CLEAR! [04:13:55] The Fritz : COPYPASTA
[21:09:45] The Fritz : HIS NAME [21:09:52] The Fritz : WAS HALLIUS MAXIMUS [21:10:03] The Fritz : CENTURION OF THE ROMAN ARMY [21:11:16] The Fritz : I SERVED UNDER AUGUSTUS [21:11:22] The Fritz : I MEAN CAESAR [21:11:32] The Fritz : AND LEAD CHARGE INTO GERMANIC LANDS [21:11:45] The Fritz : (This would make a very funny rap) [21:12:13] The Fritz : I, HALLIUS MAXIMUS, SON OF HALLIUM MAXIMUS (the elder) AND FATHER OF TWO SONS [21:12:28] The Fritz : I HAVE LEAD MY CENTURY INTO MANY A DANGEROUS BATTLE FIELD [21:12:46] The Fritz : OH, AND I CARRY GUNS [21:12:51] The Fritz : EVEN THOUGH THIS IS 30s BC [21:13:39] The Fritz : I FUCKING PWN THE GAULS WITH MY UZI [21:13:51] The Fritz : AND MY AK 47
EDIT- PART TWO! [21:15:18] The Fritz : .... [21:15:40] The Fritz : I, Hallius Maximus, after a busy day of killing gauls, have now returned to Rome with Caesar in his Victory! [21:15:59] The Fritz : Waving my AK47 in the air, the Roman Citizens do not know what to make of the metallic object. [21:16:21] The Fritz : SO I SHOOT THEM ALL
[19:20:08] @ Captain Hans : Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast. Always under attack, always coming in last, bringing up the past. No one owes you anything. I think you need a shotgun blast, a kick in the ass,
[19:20:22] @ Captain Hans : so paranoid. . . Watch your back!!!"
[19:22:08] @ Captain Hans : "Oh my, here we go!"
[19:22:20] @ Captain Hans : "Another lose cannon gone bi-polar Slipped down, couldn't get much lower Quicksand's got no sense of humor I'm still laughing like hell!"
[19:22:47] @ Captain Hans : "You think that by crying to me Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe You've been infected by a social disease Well, then take your medicine!!"
[19:23:12] @ Captain Hans : "I created the sound of madness! wrote the book on pain! Somehow I'm still here to explain,"
[19:23:24] @ Captain Hans : "That the darkest hour never comes in the night You can sleep with a gun When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?"
[19:23:43] @ Captain Hans : "I'm so sick of this tombstone mentality If there's an afterlife then it'll set you free But I'm not gonna part the seas You're a self-fulfilling prophecy!!"
[19:23:54] @ Captain Hans : "You think that by crying to me Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe You've been infected by a social disease Well, then take your medicine!!"
[19:24:13] * Captain Hans plays gutair!
[19:24:28] @ Captain Hans : "I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night You can sleep with a gun When you gonna wake up and fight for yours
[19:24:48] @ Captain Hans : Yourself?"
[19:25:05] @ Captain Hans : "I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night!"
[19:25:17] @ Captain Hans : "You can sleep with a gun When you gonna wake up, when you gonna wake up and fight?!?"
[19:25:30] @ Captain Hans : "I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night!"
[19:25:37] Integra F. W. Hellsing has joined the chat on Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:25 pm
[19:25:38] @ Captain Hans : "I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night!?!"
[19:25:42] @ Captain Hans : .......
[19:25:49] * Captain Hans gets off the top of the table
[03:32:26] @ Sirina Anthony : FRTIZ! [03:32:28] Fritz : ? [03:32:35] @ Sirina Anthony : HELP ME ATTACK TWIFANS.COM! [03:32:39] Fritz : Ummm [03:32:42] Fritz : Problem: [03:32:45] Karl Reinhardt has been disconnected the Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:32 am (session timeout) [03:32:50] Fritz : you must get admin approval now to make new account [03:32:51] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : No I have not. Just that sirina reminded me of a little kid on a first day of school, and I couldn't pass up the opportunity. [03:32:56] Fritz : problem 2: I am studying [03:33:14] Fritz : ........... [03:33:15] @ Sirina Anthony : uuughgghh [03:33:19] Fritz : we could go with silly names like [03:33:20] @ Sirina Anthony : YOU HAD TI SCREW IT UP FOR ME MAN! [03:33:23] Fritz : "BELLA UBER ALLES" [03:33:26] @ Sirina Anthony : DAMNIT! [03:33:27] Fritz : Yeah, [03:33:39] Fritz : My repeated raids made the nuckleheads actually learn something [03:33:43] * Integra F. W. Hellsing points to Sirina. [03:33:47] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : See what I mean. [03:33:49] Fritz : And put in anti troll measures. [03:33:51] Fritz : BUT [03:34:00] @ Sirina Anthony : those faggots! [03:34:03] @ Sirina Anthony : I love ya fritz! [03:34:07] @ Sirina Anthony : you're like my kid bro! [03:34:08] The Dragon Misstress : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT7J8qXDNQc&feature=related [03:34:15] Fritz : we could make some bullshit account, and link edwardghey prawns in the forum or something [03:34:18] Fritz : you had kids? [03:34:19] The Dragon Misstress : 2:23 and 3:32 are good shots of him [03:34:24] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao [03:34:25] @ Sirina Anthony : idk [03:34:32] The Dragon Misstress : your the manly-woman and he's the womanly-man [03:34:39] Fritz : "BELLA 43VER" or [03:34:46] Fritz : "SIEG HEIL EDWARD" [03:34:56] Fritz : Maybe even "PERVERTED TWILIGHT FANTARD" [03:34:59] The Dragon Misstress : hahaha [03:34:59] Fritz : but not [03:35:01] Fritz : "Stalin" [03:35:05] The Dragon Misstress : they would freak over that one [03:35:05] Fritz : "Joseph Stalin" [03:35:09] Fritz : "Mecha Hitler" [03:35:11] Fritz : Or [03:35:14] Fritz : "Iosif Stalin" [03:35:14] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao [03:35:18] Fritz : cause I already used those [03:35:22] Fritz : oh wait [03:35:27] Fritz : I used dark hitler, not mecha hitler [03:35:36] Fritz : but used the mecha hitler avatar from Wolfenstein 3D [03:35:39] @ Sirina Anthony : lol
[16:43:00] @ Rip Van Winkle : I'm entering a Halloween contest and I'm drawing a little dragon dressed as a witch, what could be a good name for her? [16:43:06] Fritz : hmnnnn [16:43:17] Fritz : Brunnhilde? No, that won't work... [16:43:27] Fritz : Siegfried's girlfriend won't work... [16:43:37] Fritz : <=has read waaaay too much wagner [16:44:19] Fritz : *by waaaaaaay too much, more than enough to make you get a sword and go invade poland [16:44:34] Fritz : *for a kid anyways [16:44:39] @ Hei Bai : ... [16:45:20] * Fritz needs a mauser pistol and pith helmet for Winston CHurchill cosplay [16:45:25] @ Rip Van Winkle : ok nvm then. [16:45:40] @ Hei Bai : ... [16:46:05] Walter C. Dornez : . [16:46:09] Fritz : Maybe~ [16:46:13] @ Hei Bai : yeah sorry >.>;; no ideas come to mind [16:46:14] Fritz : Gertrud? [16:46:28] Fritz : MS.T [16:46:33] Fritz : *Mrs [16:46:39] @ Hei Bai : my brain is still being fried as I try to finish up Neero [16:46:43] @ Hei Bai : *Neero - Skylar [16:46:54] Fritz : My brain does not exist, so it can't be fried 8D [16:47:09] * Rip Van Winkle begins to think again [16:47:52] Fritz : Siegund X Sieglinde: best canon incestuous pairing evar [16:48:13] Fritz : (From Die Walkure and Siegfried, Nibelung cycle) [16:49:45] Fritz : WAGNER THERAPY: WRITING OPERAS TO SORT OUT YOUR PROBLEMS [16:49:56] @ Hei Bai : ... [16:51:01] * Rip Van Winkle has thought of a name [16:51:08] @ Hei Bai : ? [16:51:37] Fritz : YOU WILL LEARN, YOUNG JEDI [16:51:41] Fritz : LATER ON [16:51:41] @ Karl Reinhardt : . [16:51:43] Fritz : KAY? [16:52:33] @ Rip Van Winkle : ? [16:53:04] @ Hei Bai : ... [16:53:11] Fritz : YA DONT WANNA KNOOOOWWWWW [16:53:28] Fritz : basically, wagner was pretty insecure, so he needed a way to work out his problems [16:55:55] @ Hei Bai : ... [16:56:05] @ Rip Van Winkle : ... [16:56:13] Fritz : and so on, or so the story goes. [16:56:32] Fritz : And then, his rantings and bitching went on to become one of most infulential works of the 20th century [16:56:39] Fritz : even though he was born in 1813. [16:56:52] Fritz : Providing the basis for both Nazism and Zionism. [16:56:56] Fritz : Ironically enough. [16:57:48] Fritz : Simon wiesenthal wanted a jewish state, and was inspired by wagner. [16:58:13] Fritz : Hitlol LURVED wagner and used him shitload, and kept many wagnerian aesthetic and morals in Nazism [16:59:57] Fritz : 8D [17:01:01] Walter C. Dornez has been disconnected the Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:01 pm (session timeout) [17:01:05] Fritz : ....and everybody ran away.
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Posts : 1013 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2009-09-14 Age : 31 Location : Wouldn't you like to know
Character Sheet Current Active Characters: Game Related Information: Nom de Guerre:
[22:12:34] Walter C. Dornez : one of her normal self
[22:12:44] Walter C. Dornez : and one of them whent she is categra
[22:13:18] * Neko Jay gives Walter a Neko Jay plushie
[22:13:23] Neko Jay : :3
[22:13:24] Walter C. Dornez : ok
[22:13:31] Walter C. Dornez : I accept this payment
[22:14:05] * Neko Jay sees a kitty with Police on its collar 'Oh shit' runs away
[22:14:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol
[22:14:27] Walter C. Dornez : >>
[22:14:58] * Walter C. Dornez picks up the dropped puch of catnip and takes the collar off of the kitty with teh police collar*
[22:15:05] Walter C. Dornez : pouch*
[22:15:38] * Walter C. Dornez hides the collar and catnip
[22:15:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you planned that?
[22:15:49] Walter C. Dornez : maybe
[22:16:09] Walter C. Dornez : well we have to get him off of his addiction somehow
[22:16:24] Walter C. Dornez : as well as deplete all of his resources to buy more
[22:17:15] * Neko Jay pokes head out of t.v 'Is da fuzz gone'
[22:17:44] @ Karl Reinhardt : .
[22:18:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
[22:18:22] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I FUCKING HATE MY PARENT
[22:18:22] Neko Jay : OwO
[22:18:26] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : PARENTS*
[22:18:58] Walter C. Dornez : yes Neko
[22:19:26] Neko Jay : Tegra we all do
[22:19:45] @ Karl Reinhardt : I think she's AFK
[22:20:28] Neko Jay : Ah
[22:20:39] * Neko Jay looks for pouch << >>
[22:20:48] Neko Jay : Walter I'm gonna need more cat nip
[22:21:41] * Walter C. Dornez sighs
[22:21:49] Walter C. Dornez : what are you going to pay with this time?
[22:21:56] * Karl Reinhardt motions in dump-truck.
[22:22:11] * Karl Reinhardt dump truck is filled with catnip*
[22:22:53] Walter C. Dornez : my brand is better
[22:23:01] Walter C. Dornez : and much more safe and more reliable
[22:23:06] * Karl Reinhardt dumps about 3 tons of catnip on jay*
[22:23:07] * Neko Jay goes into pocket and pulls out several Alucard plushies, a rocket launcher, two tons of cocaine,(five hours later) a chowawa named frank
[22:23:12] @ Karl Reinhardt : Yeah, but this is less expensive.
[22:23:18] * Neko Jay sniffs up all catnip
[22:23:18] @ Karl Reinhardt : And he's hungry.
[22:23:25] Neko Jay : Nah walters is better
[22:23:38] Walter C. Dornez : and the fact you spiked it
[22:23:44] @ Karl Reinhardt : Besides, if he dies you wont have to buy more catnip.
[22:23:50] @ Karl Reinhardt : I did not <_<
[22:23:57] * Karl Reinhardt hides syringe*
[22:24:09] * Neko Jay lies down leeping
[22:24:13] Neko Jay : *sleeping
[22:24:24] * Walter C. Dornez sighs*
[22:24:59] * Neko Jay wakes up
[22:25:07] Neko Jay : K walter back to busniess
[22:25:33] Walter C. Dornez : well that is a rather large payment but I already have all taht and I don't accept any form of drugs
[22:26:15] * Neko Jay gets a picture of Alucard wearing a pink jacket
[22:26:44] Walter C. Dornez : i have no interest in that
[22:27:15] * Neko Jay gets a pic of Walter dancing in his underwear, shreds it 'WTH DID I HAVE THAT AAAHHH MY EYES'
[22:27:25] Walter C. Dornez : O.o
[22:27:54] Walter C. Dornez : why would you have such a thing
[22:28:19] Neko Jay : I dunno things just appear in ma pocket *Gets out an elephant* how about this
[22:29:08] * Karl Reinhardt will never peek into Walters room again.
[22:29:29] Neko Jay : lol
[22:30:59] @ Karl Reinhardt : I'm feeling tired, I gotta catch some sleep.
[22:31:28] Neko Jay : Mk
[22:33:22] Integra F. W. Hellsing has been disconnected the Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:33 pm (session timeout)
[22:33:44] Walter C. Dornez : sorry already nhave one in affrica
[22:33:50] Walter C. Dornez : africa*
[22:35:11] * Neko Jay pulls out Captian jack sparrow
[22:35:23] Walter C. Dornez : sorry he's integra's
[22:35:39] Walter C. Dornez : he belogns to intega
[22:35:42] Walter C. Dornez : integra
[22:36:22] Walter C. Dornez : belongs*
[22:36:30] * Neko Jay gets out $200.0000
[22:37:11] Walter C. Dornez : I live in the hellsing manor what will i need that money for?
[22:37:46] Walter C. Dornez : and my pay is really good
[22:38:50] * Neko Jay gets out Walters gloves that are missing from his possesion.
[22:39:07] Walter C. Dornez : I have multiple pairs
[22:39:46] * Neko Jay pulls out that t-rex from night at the museium
[22:40:06] * Walter C. Dornez throws a bone and it runs off
[22:40:50] * Neko Jay gets JACKLE out
[22:41:10] Walter C. Dornez : That's alucard
[22:41:21] Walter C. Dornez : alucard's*
[22:41:43] Walter C. Dornez : he is going to be very angry when he finds out
[22:42:21] * Neko Jay gets everthing he has that foot from monty python, Walters clone, ect
[22:42:47] * Walter C. Dornez sughs
[22:42:50] Walter C. Dornez : sighs*
[22:42:59] Walter C. Dornez : fine
[22:43:05] Walter C. Dornez : i'll give you waht i have left
[22:43:22] Neko Jay : Rly
[22:43:31] * Walter C. Dornez gives him a fraction of an ounce of cat nip
[22:43:35] Walter C. Dornez : yes
[22:43:48] * Walter C. Dornez thakes all the things and hides them away
[19:20:00] Von Brandenburg has joined the chat on Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:20 pm.
[19:21:13] Void : hi Wolf.
[19:21:34] @ Von Brandenburg : Hello..
[19:22:28] Void : so, i suggested IC that Hellsing brings the fight to Millenium.
[19:22:53] Karl Reinhardt has joined the chat on Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:22 pm.
[19:23:07] @ Von Brandenburg : How would you know where they are anyways?.
[19:23:26] Void : AND AS THE COVENANT LOOKS UP TO THE HEAVENS TO SEE OUR JUDGEMENT RAINING DOWN ON THEM, THEY WILL KNOW THAT HUMANITY'S LAST BREATH IS NOT SO EASILY EXTINGUISHED.
[19:23:44] @ Von Brandenburg : Hello Karl..
[19:23:49] Void : AND THEY WILL KNOW FEA- wait that's from Halo ODST... ignore my last sentence
this is an old one i found saved on my computer, so i decided to put it up here, as reading again cause me to laugh my ass off xD
[07:23:21] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : THE LAUNCH CODES TO MY HEART [07:23:25] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : LOL [07:23:26] Sirina Anthony : haha; smelly socks [07:23:27] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : Nevermind. [07:23:29] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I have an emergency mission! There's no time for this! Now untie me! [07:23:33] * Sister Yumiko Takagi marries Heinkel [07:23:36] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : And that is that. [07:23:46] The Dragon Misstress : kiss the bride!!!!!!!!!! [07:23:48] The Dragon Misstress : XDDDDDDD [07:23:49] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Um...No it isn't. I didn't give concent! [07:23:53] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Dearly beloved we are gather here today. [07:24:20] The Dragon Misstress : give us the shot gun version integ XD [07:24:40] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : Shotgun plz. [07:24:49] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Do you Yumiko take Heinkel to be you lovely wedded partner? [07:24:58] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : Yes [07:24:59] The Dragon Misstress : *stands beside hein with shotgun* [07:25:18] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Um...Dragon...I don't like where this is headed! [07:25:22] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Do you Heinkel take Yumiko to be you lovely wedded partner as well as the berserker? [07:25:31] The Dragon Misstress : *grins creepily at hein* [07:25:40] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I'm tied up here! Of course I won't agree to this! [07:25:50] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : That's a yes in Austrian. [07:25:55] The Dragon Misstress : *forces hein mouth open and patomines "yes"* [07:25:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ahem Dragon you know what to do. [07:26:01] @ Heinkel Wolfe : No it isn't! [07:26:09] @ Heinkel Wolfe : No! [07:26:15] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I don't give consent! [07:26:18] The Dragon Misstress : *cocks shotgun and aims it at hein's head* [07:26:28] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : Captain-style. [07:26:29] Sirina Anthony : I"ll save someone [07:26:32] The Dragon Misstress : not so fun being on the reciving end.is it *creepy grin* [07:26:36] Sirina Anthony : ???? [07:26:45] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Save me, Anthony! [07:26:50] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Untie me, please! [07:26:51] * Sister Yumiko Takagi turns Heinkel into a guy [07:26:53] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : There we go. [07:26:54] The Dragon Misstress : patty dont [07:26:55] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : CODA DONT. [07:26:55] * Sirina Anthony yawns and pulls out camera to mark the events [07:27:00] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : ;D [07:27:03] * Sirina Anthony unties Heinkel [07:27:03] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : Lurv. [07:27:05] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : D< [07:27:07] The Dragon Misstress : thank you patty ^__^ [07:27:09] * Sister Yumiko Takagi reties Heinkel [07:27:14] The Dragon Misstress : O.o [07:27:18] The Dragon Misstress : NO BAD ATTY [07:27:22] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : Remember what happened last time we tied you up, Heinkel? [07:27:24] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Just get her to say aye [07:27:28] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : Dont want that happening again, do we? [07:27:32] * Heinkel Wolfe shakes head [07:27:36] @ Heinkel Wolfe : You can't do that! [07:27:37] * Sirina Anthony throws Yumi into a bath of holy water [07:27:41] The Dragon Misstress : then say yes [07:27:48] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes we can. [07:27:48] @ Heinkel Wolfe : No! [07:27:48] * Sirina Anthony then unties Heinkel [07:27:51] The Dragon Misstress : and nothing bad will happen [07:27:52] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : ;D Iscariot-approved bubbles -soaks- [07:27:53] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I have free will and I say no! [07:27:53] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : YES. WE. CAN. [07:27:56] * Sister Yumiko Takagi reties Heinkel [07:27:57] @ Heinkel Wolfe : YOu can't force me! [07:28:00] The Dragon Misstress : stop patty! [07:28:04] The Dragon Misstress : D< [07:28:05] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : SHE SAID "i"!!! [07:28:10] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : WHICH IS THE SAME SOUND AS "AYE!" [07:28:17] * Sirina Anthony stabs Yumies hand [07:28:19] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : THAT'S TRUE [07:28:21] @ Heinkel Wolfe : No! [07:28:22] The Dragon Misstress : its offical then XD [07:28:24] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I say no! [07:28:26] @ Heinkel Wolfe : NO! [07:28:27] Sirina Anthony : can't tie her back up now [07:28:27] * Sister Yumiko Takagi likes it [07:28:29] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : THEN BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME..... [07:28:33] The Dragon Misstress : *cues the wedding bells* [07:28:34] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I did not agree! [07:28:39] * Sirina Anthony uties Hienkel [07:28:41] @ Heinkel Wolfe : This is illegal! [07:28:43] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I PRONOUNCE YOU PARTER, AND PARTNER. [07:28:44] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : Besides, I'm pregnant. We have to get married or Anderson would kill us. [07:28:47] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : [07:28:48] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I refuse! [07:28:49] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : SUPER PARTNERS! [07:28:55] @ Sister Yumiko Takagi : Lets go kill something, Heinkel! [07:28:56] Sirina Anthony : lmo [07:28:57] @ Heinkel Wolfe : No! [07:28:59] The Dragon Misstress : hahahahhaha [07:29:03] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I don't acknowledge this! [07:29:07] Sirina Anthony : youre fucked Heinkel [07:29:15] Sirina Anthony : lol [07:29:21] Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe is Disconnected on Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:29 am [07:29:22] Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe has joined the chat the Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:29 am [07:29:22] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Hey. [07:29:25] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : 8D [07:29:26] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I'm not! Integra doesn't have the power to do this! [07:29:30] The Dragon Misstress : have fun on your honeymoon ;D [07:29:32] @ Heinkel Wolfe : And I didn't agree! [07:29:39] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : You have to otherwise we will arrest you for not paying child support. [07:29:45] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : Ye--OOH! [07:29:49] Sirina Anthony : i'll be your tharapest Heinkel [07:29:49] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Integra, I'm so quitting Hellsing! [07:29:55] * Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe is having a contraction [07:29:57] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : Urrghh! [07:30:02] The Dragon Misstress : hahaha [07:30:05] @ Heinkel Wolfe : And I don't have to pay for something I have nothing to do with! [07:30:07] The Dragon Misstress : and i can be the nanny XD [07:30:12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : OMG SHE'S PREGNANT GET HER TO THE HOSPITAL NOW. [07:30:14] Sirina Anthony : omg [07:30:20] Sirina Anthony : sweet [07:30:28] * Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe writhes in pain [07:30:31] Sirina Anthony : y born in gods hospital the chapol [07:30:31] The Dragon Misstress : instead [07:30:33] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : D8 This sucks! [07:30:40] The Dragon Misstress : *snaps on gloves* i'll be the dctor [07:30:56] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Yumie...You've sinned but um...Just stay calm and try to breathe well. [07:30:57] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : Heinkel, the baby's coming! Dont desert me! [07:31:11] The Dragon Misstress : it is your's you know hein [07:31:15] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I'm not leaving, Yumie. Even if you're a sinner, you're my partner. [07:31:21] @ Heinkel Wolfe : And it's not mine! [07:31:31] The Dragon Misstress : yes it is [07:31:35] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : We have a test showing it is. [07:31:41] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : And even if if I have to tie you up in church, you're my partner . [07:31:44] The Dragon Misstress : DNA test proves it *holds up official paper* [07:31:50] * Sirina Anthony hands Heinkel a box of ciggars. "It's a...... girl? no really, wht the hell is it?" [07:32:06] The Dragon Misstress : its just like heiny!! [07:32:07] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : It hurts! D< [07:32:10] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : LMFAO [07:32:10] The Dragon Misstress : its a herm XD [07:32:15] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : I mean [07:32:16] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : UURRGHH [07:32:27] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : This is it! [07:32:39] * Sirina Anthony goes back to reading [07:32:57] * Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe pushes D< [07:33:06] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : PUSH [07:33:16] The Dragon Misstress : I SEE THE HEAD!!!!!!!! [07:33:22] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : I'M PUSHING [07:33:22] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : OK ONE MORE TIME [07:33:23] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : PUSH [07:33:28] The Dragon Misstress : ITS BLOND!!! [07:33:30] * Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe PUSHES [07:33:45] * Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe delivers a healthy baby 8D [07:34:08] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes the baby, and hands it to Heinkel. [07:34:15] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : This is your.......daughter. [07:34:18] The Dragon Misstress : awwww [07:34:26] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : What should we name her? [07:34:41] Sirina Anthony : dude, Walter was wsome, then he turned into a vampire and was an annoying prik, then Seres thanked him and he was nice back......... nice [07:34:50] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : XDDD [07:34:52] Sirina Anthony : Amaranh! [07:35:11] Sirina Anthony : *amaranth [07:35:28] Sirina Anthony : Kasha! It's KAtheren in polish! [07:35:45] Sirina Anthony : or is it elizabeth? [07:35:49] Sirina Anthony : grr. [07:35:54] * Sirina Anthony cannot recall [07:36:00] * Sirina Anthony reads on [07:36:23] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : Let's uh... [07:36:25] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : Name it... [07:37:13] The Dragon Misstress : how about.. [07:37:16] The Dragon Misstress : heiniko [07:37:33] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : That sounds like an adorable beer [07:37:52] The Dragon Misstress : why not, she's an adorable little thing [07:38:14] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : It sounds like Texaco though? [07:38:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .* [07:38:29] The Dragon Misstress : no it doesnt D< [07:39:23] The Dragon Misstress : i like it [07:40:06] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : Hm.. [07:40:51] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : Daughter of a deserterxxxxx can be her screenname when she goes throught the emo phase D< [07:41:13] The Dragon Misstress : hahahaha [07:41:25] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I'm not a deserter! I got called away! [07:41:37] The Dragon Misstress : yeah sure [07:41:56] The Dragon Misstress : and you CONVIENTLY came back in time to defend yourself [07:41:59] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Yes, and now I must depart again. [07:42:09] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I seriously was summoned. [07:42:10] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : Name her! [07:42:14] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : She at least deserves that! [07:42:30] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I'm not good with names but let's call her something Japanese! [07:42:36] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Hatsumomo! [07:42:43] @ Heinkel Wolfe : And now I must leave. [07:42:47] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *waves goodbye* [07:42:50] Heinkel Wolfe is Disconnected on Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:42 am [07:42:52] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : AWW. [07:42:54] @ Mrs. Yumiko Wolfe : Hatsumomo.
[03:51:21] Fritz : is anything happening? [03:51:32] @ Sirina Anthony : Breaker might be back [03:52:37] * Fritz picks up Anti Asshole Rifle [03:52:55] Fritz : it automagically shoots nearest asshole! [03:52:58] Fritz : *pew* [03:52:59] Fritz : OW [03:53:01] Fritz : WTF [03:53:02] Fritz : HEY [03:53:11] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:39 pm
[03:38:11] Fritz : A WILD FRITZ HAS APPEARD [03:38:15] Fritz : AND HE IS FUCKING ARMED [03:38:17] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : . [03:38:22] Fritz : AND WANTS YOUR EYEBALLS [03:38:24] Fritz : 8FD [03:38:27] Fritz : *>8D [03:39:19] Fritz : /eyeballgougeouteat
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:11 am
VON HANS VOODOO DOLL FIGHT
[04:01:50] * Von Brandenburg decides to throw Hans at Jen.
[04:02:08] @ Von Brandenburg : If you cannot take her, I shall make her take you!
[04:02:12] @ Von Brandenburg : Blasted werewolf.
[04:02:22] * Captain Hans blinks and glares at Von.
[04:02:31] * Captain Hans throws more cookies
[04:02:58] * Integra F. W. Hellsing catches cookies, and munches them.
[04:03:10] * Von Brandenburg grabs each one and shoves it down his pocket.
[04:03:17] @ Rip Van Winkle : k g2g
[04:03:21] Rip Van Winkle is Disconnected on Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:03 am
[04:03:25] Jen : O_o; *tries to catch Hans*
[04:03:27] * Captain Hans waves at Rip
[04:03:37] Jen : Bye Rip!
[04:03:52] * Captain Hans crushes Jen by accident and is sorry about it.
[04:04:20] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : bah
[04:05:04] * Captain Hans gets up and helps JEn up.
[04:05:10] Jen : *crushed* I'm okay!! Xx *not* Von!!! >> I'm going to kill you! Once my back is okay! But I got something better! >) *holds up a Von Voodoo doll*
[04:05:38] * Von Brandenburg pulls out a Jen and Hans voodoo.
[04:05:45] @ Captain Hans : ......
[04:05:49] * Von Brandenburg puts them on top of each other.
[04:05:50] @ Captain Hans : oh no you don't.
[04:05:54] @ Von Brandenburg : Now do something!
[04:06:02] Jen : O_____o;\
[04:06:11] @ Captain Hans : >_>
[04:06:32] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sticks a pin in Han's side.
[04:06:37] * Captain Hans takes Von Voodoo doll and smacks it against the floor
[04:06:47] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : han's doll*
[04:06:53] * Von Brandenburg rubs his head in pain.
[04:06:55] @ Von Brandenburg : Ouch.
[04:06:57] * Captain Hans does not react to the pin in the side
[04:07:09] * Captain Hans smacks Von Doll again on the floor
[04:07:14] * Von Brandenburg takes the Hans doll and flings it against the floor.
[04:07:19] * Von Brandenburg stomps on the doll several times.
[04:07:24] * Captain Hans flys across the room
[04:07:28] * Von Brandenburg takes out a lighter and sets it on fire.
[04:07:29] Jen : O.o;
[04:07:35] @ Captain Hans : /me's stomped on
[04:07:39] * Integra F. W. Hellsing tickles Jen's coll with a feather.
[04:07:46] * Captain Hans rips off Von dolls head
[04:07:49] * Von Brandenburg then throws it unto a boiling pot of water.
[04:07:57] @ Von Brandenburg : o__o
[04:07:59] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : doll*
[04:08:01] * Von Brandenburg dies.
[04:08:15] Jen : *begins laughing hysterically* S-S-Stop!! XD
[21:52:29] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz has joined the chat on Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:52 pm [21:52:33] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : XD [21:52:41] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Walter call Fritz "boy" XD [21:52:47] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Even though Fritz is 20 years older [21:52:55] Athena : Hello Fritz. *salutes* [21:53:01] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : OH, BY THE WAY [21:53:06] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : ARES[21:53:07] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : AGREED? [21:53:21] Athena : Yup! [21:53:28] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : By the way [21:53:30] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : do I know you? [21:53:41] Athena : I'm Jen. XD [21:54:18] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : I'm more confused than before [21:54:37] @ Karl Reinhardt : Hello, Fritz. [21:54:54] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Sup Canadian friend [21:55:13] Athena : Eh. Athena is the name of my character. XD [21:55:21] @ Karl Reinhardt : Just the usual. [21:55:24] @ Karl Reinhardt : Nerding it up. [21:55:42] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : So we have never before met? [21:55:52] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : You are new to forum, correct? [21:56:12] Athena : We have. Yesterday. I'm Jen...I'm sort of new. ^^ [21:56:35] @ Karl Reinhardt : So you haven't been on the forum yet? [21:57:01] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : AH [21:57:01] Athena : I just changed the name to my character, Athena since everyone has the name of their characters. [21:57:10] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : I see. [21:57:17] Athena : Mhmm. [21:57:20] @ Karl Reinhardt : So you haven't been on the forum yet? [21:57:28] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Now it is clear, my dear Watson [21:57:47] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : karl [21:57:57] @ Karl Reinhardt : So you haven't been on the forum yet? [21:58:02] @ Karl Reinhardt : WAT? [21:58:03] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : http://klausvonwolfenstein.deviantart.com/art/NKVD-officer-with-Mauser-C96-139690568 [21:58:15] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : check out [21:58:33] Athena : Cool!! [21:58:40] @ Karl Reinhardt : Awesome. [21:58:53] @ Karl Reinhardt : Why won't you answer my question? o_o [21:59:06] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : CAUSE [21:59:14] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : I'M MOAR AWESOME THAN YOU ARE [21:59:27] Athena : XD [21:59:38] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST] [21:59:51] Athena : O_o [21:59:55] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : (jk) [22:00:19] @ Karl Reinhardt : The U.N has declared global peace forever? [22:00:45] @ Karl Reinhardt : HAH. [22:00:45] @ Karl Reinhardt : I WISH. [22:01:11] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : I wish it were true too. [22:01:25] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Sozialisteweltrepublik! [22:01:26] Athena : Hey Fritz, ever seen that crazy rabid Twilight fan named Nuttymadam? >> [22:01:57] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Lemme look up [22:02:24] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : XD she/he is on ED, must be batshit [22:02:30] @ Karl Reinhardt : Whar be the Twitards? [22:02:40] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : ...MYEYESTHEYFUCKINGDIED [22:02:50] @ Karl Reinhardt : WHAT? [22:03:00] @ Karl Reinhardt : WHAT? [22:03:00] @ Karl Reinhardt : WATWAT? [22:03:23] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Nuttymadam [22:03:27] @ Karl Reinhardt : Is he/she really that ugly? [22:03:57] Athena : Fritz!! *shakes radio* Fritz! FRITZ!!! [22:03:57] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : "If you do not agree that Stephenie Meyer is greater than Shakespeare and Jane Austin combined then you are a WANK." [22:04:01] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Look at link. [22:04:21] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Yeah? WASS IST LOS FRAU GOTTEN [22:05:01] @ Karl Reinhardt : ..... FUCKINGDEAD. [22:05:03] Athena : Yeah. She even dissed King, the one who wrote "The Shining" -.- [22:05:13] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : " Because of all you...wanks...pffttGEEBAGEGARHGHGHHGRRR!!! I can't even think of a word strong enough. I'm gonna refer to you as wanks. Okay, you're all wanks. Everyone who's attacked Breaking D [22:05:58] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : awn, you're a wank. Simple as that! Wank. Wank. Wank. Wank. Wank. " [22:06:38] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : YOU KNOW WAT I ARE MEAN? [22:06:48] @ Karl Reinhardt : She'sfat ._. [22:06:54] @ Karl Reinhardt : .... [22:08:08] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : 731 would have been awesome. [22:08:08] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : LOL 371 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK [22:08:21] Athena : And completely stupid. >> [22:08:28] @ Karl Reinhardt : WHAT? [22:08:36] @ Karl Reinhardt : WHO HAS 371 FRIENDS? [22:10:27] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : . [22:10:39] Athena : The Goddess of rabid Twilight fans. XD [22:10:41] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Go to bottom of nuttymadam's ED article [22:10:44] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : it shows her facebook [22:10:45] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : nah [22:10:48] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : she is only minor boss [22:10:50] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : there be worse [22:11:21] @ Karl Reinhardt : EW. [22:11:25] @ Karl Reinhardt : EWEWEW. [22:11:38] @ Karl Reinhardt : Man the harpoons! [22:12:20] Athena : BRB [22:12:20] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : .. [22:12:38] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : K Athena [22:12:41] @ Karl Reinhardt : Sperm whale is well... Ew. [22:13:04] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : NO SELF RESPECTING JAPANESE WHALER WOULD GO SO LOW AS TO HARPOON THAT BITCH [22:13:46] @ Karl Reinhardt : Wut about a mexican whaler? /BANNED [22:14:09] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Japanese whaler [22:14:23] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : brave whalers who combat not only sea but terrorists [22:14:29] @ Karl Reinhardt : XDDDDD [22:14:39] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : so [22:14:43] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : wat you tyhink of this? [22:14:46] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : http://klausvonwolfenstein.deviantart.com/art/NKVD-officer-with-Mauser-C96-139690568 [22:14:58] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : SLOW AS FUCK [22:15:01] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : clear plz?
[01:33:16] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz walks over behind Viktor [01:33:16] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : THIS [01:33:17] Athena : Wow. o0 [01:33:17] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : IS [01:33:20] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : SOVIET [01:33:25] @ Karl Reinhardt : But they've been popping up like rabbits lately. [01:33:25] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : RUSSSSSSIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! [01:33:31] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz kicks Viktor into pit [01:33:51] * Karl Reinhardt dodges, flicking Fritz into the pit* [01:33:58] @ Karl Reinhardt : Tell it to the, newbie! [01:34:07] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : ....... [01:34:09] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz can fly [01:34:10] @ Karl Reinhardt : *Tell it to the pit [01:34:18] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : 8D [01:34:25] * Karl Reinhardt shoots Fritz down like a goose* [01:34:35] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz dodges bullets [01:34:49] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz gets Mg42 and pwns Karl with god [01:34:56] @ Sirina Anthony : GGASAAHHH! [01:34:58] * Sirina Anthony wacks everyone except herself and athena with a frying pan! [01:35:14] * Karl Reinhardt turns on godmode and zaps Fritz with lightning* [01:35:33] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz ignores godmod [01:35:36] * Karl Reinhardt avoids pan and zaps Sirina with said lightning aswell.* [01:35:45] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz dies and comes back to haunts everybody [01:35:54] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : WHOOOOOO [01:35:55] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : I AM FRITZ [01:35:59] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : YOU KILLED ME [01:36:03] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : THAT WASN'TVERY NICE [01:36:10] @ Sirina Anthony : AM [01:36:13] @ Sirina Anthony : SSIIIRRRINNA! [01:36:15] * Karl Reinhardt pushes Fritz corpse into pit, food for the fangirls* [01:36:15] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : I WILL SING WESLEY WILLIS SONGS UNTIL YOU DIE [01:36:21] @ Sirina Anthony : I [01:36:25] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz is ghost [01:36:27] @ Sirina Anthony : LAG! [01:36:40] * Karl Reinhardt pushes Sirina into pit aswell* [01:36:42] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS, ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS [01:36:46] @ Karl Reinhardt : TELL IT TO THE PIT, NEWBIE. [01:36:48] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : MCDONALDS IS PLACE TO ROCK
[01:36:46] @ Karl Reinhardt : TELL IT TO THE PIT, NEWBIE. [01:36:48] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : MCDONALDS IS PLACE TO ROCK [01:37:08] @ Sirina Anthony : SHOOT MICCYDEES BECAUSE THEY SMOKE POT IN THE BREAK ROOM! [01:37:13] Athena : *falls asleep* [01:37:16] @ Sirina Anthony : FUCK! [01:37:19] @ Sirina Anthony : I NEED TO CALM DOWN [01:37:22] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Seriously? [01:37:22] @ Sirina Anthony : I NEED A CIGAR! [01:37:27] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : They smoke pot? [01:37:28] * Sirina Anthony lights up a minni cigar [01:37:33] @ Karl Reinhardt : AWESOME. [01:37:33] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : BAD NICO ADDICT [01:37:36] @ Sirina Anthony : yes frotz [01:37:44] @ Sirina Anthony : *fritz [01:37:46] * Karl Reinhardt stands ontop of the golden arches* [01:37:47] @ Sirina Anthony : and they was caught [01:37:52] @ Karl Reinhardt : I WANNA ROCK! [01:37:58] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : XD PWN'D [01:38:00] @ Sirina Anthony : type into google images, mcdonalds pop [01:38:02] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : YEAH KARL [01:38:02] * Karl Reinhardt plays heavy guitar solo* [01:38:02] @ Sirina Anthony : *pot [01:38:12] @ Sirina Anthony : and look at some of the stuff ppl have put up [01:38:16] @ Sirina Anthony : on one photo there is a story [01:38:25] @ Karl Reinhardt : I WANT TOO ROCK~ [01:38:25] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp3Cs3tDuR8 [01:38:43] * Karl Reinhardt Obama appears on the other arch and shakes head* [01:39:34] @ Sirina Anthony : okcalming down [01:39:36] @ Sirina Anthony : good cigar [01:39:47] Athena : Aiyiyiyi!! I'm your little butterfly! Green, black, and blue make the colors in the sky. *bored* [01:40:04] * Karl Reinhardt teleports into spinning KFC bucket* [01:40:08] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz injects Ecstacy into Athena [01:40:23] * Sirina Anthony blinks [01:40:27] @ Sirina Anthony : oook calmer [01:40:40] * Karl Reinhardt twirls with the bucket* [01:40:43] @ Karl Reinhardt : Whoooooooooo. [01:41:25] * Karl Reinhardt smokes cigar* [01:41:33] Athena : *falls asleep again* [01:41:39] * Obersturmfuhrer Fritz plays EIN ZWEI POLEZEI [01:41:40] @ Karl Reinhardt : ONLY ON THE INTERNETS.
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:30 am
[16:25:44] @ Karl Reinhardt : What's the name of that french machinegun that always used to jam? [16:26:06] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : chauchat [16:26:08] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : I think [16:26:19] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Best GPMG is still MG42, agreed? [16:27:09] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : You guys[ [16:27:24] @ Rip Van Winkle : ? [16:27:35] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : You do realize that Rudel will swoop down and kill everybody before you can say "SHIT" [16:27:36] Walter C. Dornez : ... [16:27:51] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : Chuck Norris, Rambo, and T-72 included? [16:29:07] @ Karl Reinhardt : Yeah. [16:29:27] Azazel Clock has joined the chat on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:29 pm [16:29:33] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : And T-72 is also a god? [16:29:38] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : So Rudel can kill god. [16:29:48] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : he is only person that can do that, except for Freddie Nietchze [16:29:53] @ Karl Reinhardt : Yeah. [16:29:57] @ Rip Van Winkle : hi Azazel [16:30:00] @ Karl Reinhardt : Enough of that, Fritz. [16:30:05] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : and therefore my tank is fight. [16:30:06] Obersturmfuhrer Fritz : QED
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:40 am
"[03:36:50] @ Captain Hans : only gay men sparkle."
[03:31:27] Athena : Having fun, Hans? ^^
[03:32:09] * Captain Hans nods.
[03:32:10] @ Captain Hans : omg
[03:32:15] Athena : You want more sleep, take a sleeping pill. It works. ^^
[03:32:17] @ Captain Hans : I have a really stupid idea
[03:32:25] @ Azazel Clock : Then will most likely come back here, cause' I got no life and basically just love writing. >_> What can I say, I'm dedicated
[03:32:33] Athena : Oh boy. XD
[03:32:44] * Captain Hans nods to Azazel
[03:33:02] @ Azazel Clock : Lol. Already take on, along with heavy meds for my ADD ADHD, and bi-polor. Enough to knock most people out.
[03:33:08] @ Azazel Clock : one*
[03:33:40] @ Captain Hans : ..... I think i am going to make a Captain hans myspace profile and then make on on one of those 'meet local singles in your area' ones.....
[03:33:48] @ Captain Hans : *one
[03:34:00] Athena : Oh my god. XD
[03:34:03] @ Captain Hans : just for shits and giggles
[03:34:04] @ Captain Hans : because
[03:34:06] @ Captain Hans : like
[03:34:10] @ Captain Hans : I can't talk
[03:34:27] Athena : XD
[03:34:34] @ Captain Hans : and I feel like pissing some people off
[03:34:38] @ Azazel Clock : Hahaha.
[03:34:42] @ Captain Hans : more like twilight fan girls
[03:35:15] @ Captain Hans : oh
[03:35:19] @ Captain Hans : perhaps.....
[03:35:28] @ Captain Hans : I should make an anti-twilight site
[03:35:38] @ Captain Hans : give all those twi fans the bird
[03:35:56] Athena : Yes!! You should! =D
[03:36:05] @ Azazel Clock : Do it!
[03:36:07] @ Captain Hans : ok
[03:36:19] @ Captain Hans : I will officaly start working on my first fourm here in a few days
[03:36:23] @ Azazel Clock : We Sparkle, we're dangerous because we sparkle!!! Ooooohhhhhh.
[03:36:35] @ Captain Hans : Azazel
[03:36:43] @ Azazel Clock : Fruitcakes.
[03:36:44] Athena : And we poison people. Oh noes!!
[03:36:47] @ Azazel Clock : Yes?
[03:36:50] @ Captain Hans : only gay men sparkle. Besides, why would I want a disco ball for a boyfriend?
[03:37:24] @ Azazel Clock : Lmao.
[03:37:28] Athena : Exactly. *perfers a guy who isn't sparkly idiot*
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:58 pm
THE LAZOR WAR!!
02:38:25] Walter C. Dornez : I want my hasn.
[02:38:28] Walter C. Dornez : hans*.
[02:39:02] Athena : Athena might be meeting him. :3.
[02:39:26] @ Karl Reinhardt : ..
[02:39:30] @ Karl Reinhardt : Nooooo..
[02:40:49] Athena : XD.
[02:42:34] Athena : I'MMA FIREN' MAH LAZER!! SHOOP-DE-WHOOP!!.
[02:42:54] @ Karl Reinhardt : KFC CLOSED FOREVER?.
[02:42:54] Walter C. Dornez : oh wow.
[02:43:03] @ Karl Reinhardt : I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR..
[02:43:36] Athena : XD.
[02:44:36] Walter C. Dornez : !!.
[02:44:49] * Walter C. Dornez ducks out of the path of the lazar*.
[02:45:54] Athena : :3.
[02:48:14] Athena : Beware of the lazars Walter! !>D.
[02:48:34] * Walter C. Dornez takes out teh harconnen and aims it at athena*.
[02:49:29] Athena : *insert the "!" sound from Solid Gear* O_o;.
[02:49:38] @ Karl Reinhardt : LOL.
[02:49:46] @ Karl Reinhardt : You mean "Metal Gear"?.
[02:50:02] * Walter C. Dornez fires the harconnen.
[02:50:02] Athena : Meh. ^^.
[02:50:32] Athena : Uhh... *hides behind mirror shield* Xx.
[02:50:54] Walter C. Dornez : >3.
[02:52:07] Athena : >) *opens a can of SHOOP DA WHOOP!!* *aims it at Wlater*.
[02:52:11] Athena : *Walter.
[02:53:03] * Walter C. Dornez counters it b opening a can of SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!!**aims it athena*.
[02:55:19] Athena : >> *watches the two beams countering each other* >) Doctor Octagonapus BLAGH!! *shoots another beam*.
[02:55:57] * Karl Reinhardt puts a prism infront of the lazar so it splits into 3*.
[02:57:14] Athena : Mwhahaha!! >D *lightning strikes* I must stop that. ._..
[04:06:30] Alucard has joined the chat on Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:06 am
[04:06:53] @ Karl Reinhardt : And Alucard joins the party.
[04:07:05] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Hello
[04:08:00] Alucard : He does indeed... but mostly he was wondering if anyone would care if he chose to weigh in on the current calamity and cacophonous conflict taking place in Sir Integra's Office.
[04:08:08] @ Karl Reinhardt : Don't be shy.
[04:08:16] @ Karl Reinhardt : Cacophonous what?
[04:08:30] Alucard : conflict?
[04:08:50] @ Karl Reinhardt : Cacophonous is a word? o_o
[02:40:17 26/10/09] Alyona Frost : but he is kirby
[02:40:24 26/10/09] * Alyona Frost shows athena the pic she took
[02:41:10 26/10/09] Walter C. Dornez : <(^.^)>
[02:41:53 26/10/09] Athena : O_o; Err...Walter? What did you drink?
[02:43:18 26/10/09] Alyona Frost : .
[02:45:28 26/10/09] Alyona Frost : >>
[02:47:04 26/10/09] Walter C. Dornez : >>
[02:47:20 26/10/09] * Walter C. Dornez kirby accidently drops a bag with greenstuff in it*
[02:47:35 26/10/09] * Walter C. Dornez kirby continues dancing*
[02:48:24 26/10/09] * Alyona Frost records everything on camera
[02:49:34 26/10/09] Athena : o0
[02:50:52 26/10/09] * Walter C. Dornez starts doing thriller*
[02:54:27 26/10/09] Alyona Frost : >.>
[02:55:02 26/10/09] * Walter C. Dornez kirby does the caramelldansen*
[02:57:19 26/10/09] Alyona Frost : I feel like having some chocolate gelatto.
[02:58:47 26/10/09] Walter C. Dornez : aah
[02:59:08 26/10/09] * Walter C. Dornez kirby give tegs some chocolate gelatto*
[03:00:20 26/10/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes the choclate gelatto, and offers half to kirby "Thank you"
[03:00:58 26/10/09] * Walter C. Dornez kirby eats the half and smiles and nods in appreciation*
[03:01:11 26/10/09] * Walter C. Dornez kirby rubs eyes in tiredness
[03:01:33 26/10/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing munches her half of gelatto
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:16 am
[06:11:35] Fritz : there are 2 kittens in art class. [06:11:41] Fritz : Up for adoptions [06:11:49] Athena : Aww. :3 [06:11:53] Fritz : the kittens themselves are OK (Except when they rape my laptop) [06:12:00] Fritz : but reaction of other people annoys me [06:12:08] Fritz : (YES, ATHENA, MY POINT EXACTLY) [06:12:10] Fritz : TToTT [06:12:21] Athena : ^^; [06:12:28] Athena : Sorry Fritz. ^^ [06:12:41] Fritz : lolkay [06:12:52] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : No not mar [06:12:58] Fritz : People who are usually "HMMMMNNN" are "D'AAWWWWWWWWWWWW" [06:13:04] Fritz : Oh, who then? [06:13:06] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : There's a kitty that's been coming to the back porch for the past few days. [06:13:13] Fritz : ah [06:13:15] Fritz : I see [06:13:35] Fritz : Cats have taken liking to my backpack unfortunately [06:13:43] Fritz : and they claw at me #=_= [06:13:51] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I give it soy milk. [06:13:56] Fritz : even though I leave them alone [06:14:01] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Cats don't like you fritz. [06:14:14] Fritz : Probably. [06:14:27] Athena : Vik doesn't like cats either. :3 [06:14:27] Fritz : I don't like IRL cats that much......... [06:14:46] Fritz : 2-D OK, 3-D Not OK
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:31 am
[06:28:07] Fritz : seeeeya [06:28:11] Fritz : HMNNN [06:28:17] Fritz : SEEING AS I AM A COMPLETE WUSS [06:28:25] Fritz : I HAVE TO PREFORM HUMAN RITUAL KNOWN AS SLEEP [06:28:43] Fritz : (WUSS OF FLESH AND BONE) [06:28:59] Athena : Bye Fritz! *hugs* :3 [06:29:14] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : O.O [06:29:24] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Athena what are you doing? O.O [06:29:38] Fritz : www.blacklagoon.jp/ [06:29:44] Fritz : I rather not get hugged kaythanks [06:29:58] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I've never seen anyone hug fritz O.O [06:30:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : It's like a historic moment. O.O [06:30:17] Fritz : True that Tegs [06:30:18] Fritz : copypasta
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:21 am
[05:36:19 07/11/09] * Herr Doktor kicks Athena down into a pit
[05:36:28 07/11/09] Athena : D= *kicked*
[05:39:32 07/11/09] Athena : *climbs back out* T_T *photoshops a picture of Karl and Zorin together*
[05:39:33 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : .
[05:40:03 07/11/09] Athena : Oh and...*kicks Dok down a pit*
[05:40:30 07/11/09] * Herr Doktor grabs Athena's ankle and pulls her into the pit
[05:40:48 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt deletes Karl and Zorin pics*
[05:41:15 07/11/09] Athena : *fakes it* RAPE!!
[05:41:36 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : huh?
[05:42:20 07/11/09] Athena : I have rights!! *kicks the Dok in the stomach and climbs back out* c:
[05:42:54 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : I didn't do anything 8=___=8
[05:43:12 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : You have the rights to rape Dok?
[05:43:16 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Waaa?
[05:43:48 07/11/09] Athena : No. ^^;
[05:48:11 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing handcuffs athena
[05:48:22 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : UNDER ARREST>
[05:48:24 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : FOR RAPE.
[05:48:28 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and it's a illegal to fake a rape. ^^
[05:48:44 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : For it will be treated as REAL rape.
[05:48:52 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Nao get in the squad car.
[05:49:39 07/11/09] * Herr Doktor laughs
[05:50:12 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing puts athena in a police car in the back.
[05:50:46 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt starts up the police car*
[05:51:27 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing climbs into the front with Karl.
[05:51:32 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Ok let's lock her up.
[05:52:11 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt was about to press the gas chamber button*
[05:55:14 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >.>
[05:55:51 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : 8>>8
[05:58:34 07/11/09] Athena : o0
[05:59:04 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes athena out of the police car, and locks her up in a cell with bars and walls made out of diamond.
[05:59:24 07/11/09] Athena : T__T; *bangs head against the wall*
[06:00:06 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
[06:00:12 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO-
[06:00:15 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Screw it.
[06:00:28 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you have the right to remain silent.
[06:00:39 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : anything you say or do can and will be used against you.
[06:00:50 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you have the right to an attorney.
[06:01:37 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you have the right to one phone call
[06:01:39 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt unlocks cell and brings the prisoner to interrogation room*
[06:01:48 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and I forgot the rest of the miranda rights.
[06:02:38 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt lights up a cigarette*
[06:03:25 07/11/09] Athena : You got nothing on me copper!
[06:03:37 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ou have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney
[06:03:39 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Cigarette?
[06:03:42 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : You*
[06:03:52 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt waves it around*
[06:04:08 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?
[06:04:29 07/11/09] Athena : Yes. T__T But I have one. *grabs Ace*
[06:04:46 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : No?
[06:04:51 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Ok now let's present the said evidence.
[06:04:56 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Good for you. *Puts cigarette away*
[06:05:08 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt lays all the photographs on the table*
[06:05:25 07/11/09] Athena : O_o; Those are photoshopped!
[06:05:40 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : [05:41:15] Athena : *fakes it* RAPE!!
[06:06:13 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : [05:43:12] @ Karl Reinhardt : You have the rights to rape Dok? [05:43:16] @ Karl Reinhardt : Waaa? [05:43:48] Athena : No. ^^;
[06:06:19 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : 8>>8
[06:06:29 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing turns off recording.
[06:06:36 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : What do you say now?"
[06:06:57 07/11/09] Athena : [05:40:30] * Herr Doktor grabs Athena's ankle and pulls her into the pit
[06:07:05 07/11/09] Athena : My proof!
[06:07:43 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : That doesn't mean I vanted to rape you
[06:08:01 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gets in Athena's face for now reason
[06:08:14 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing shakes athena for no reason now
[06:08:31 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : JUST CONFESS ALREADY
[06:08:50 07/11/09] Athena : *shaken* Xx Dok has Hentai of you and Seras!!
[06:08:58 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Integra, perhaps you could get us a cup of coffee?
[06:09:26 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing drops athena, and walks to the other wall to rest her hand on it.
[06:09:28 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : I don't like hentai D<
[06:09:41 07/11/09] Athena : Xx;
[06:09:44 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes sure.
[06:09:58 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing walks out of the room to get a coffee.
[06:10:12 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt waits for the door to close*
[06:10:15 07/11/09] Athena : These people are trying to kill me! \
[06:10:27 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : No one wants to kill you.
[06:10:41 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : I know how stressful this really is.
[06:10:54 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .
[06:10:59 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Anyways, I apologize for my accomplice, she's been stressed lately.
[06:11:43 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt lights a cigarette*
[06:11:51 07/11/09] Athena : Ahh. ^^
[06:12:04 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : So, we know that these photo's are not fake, and the evidence is pretty solid.
[06:12:41 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : So, I'll be sure to do everything in my pow- *Cell phone rings*
[06:12:52 07/11/09] Athena : O.o;
[06:13:07 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : 8>>8
[06:13:09 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Could you excuse me?
[06:13:25 07/11/09] Athena : Okay. O_o
[06:13:25 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing comes back in with four cups of coffee.
[06:13:26 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : *Gets up and answers call as he walks out the door*
[06:14:03 07/11/09] Athena : =/
[06:14:32 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing hands Dok a cup of coffee, sets one down for athena, sets Vik's down, and then sips her cup of coffee.
[06:14:33 07/11/09] * Herr Doktor taps his fingers on the table
[06:14:43 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : danke schoen *sips*
[06:15:17 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : The evidance is pretty clear
[06:15:26 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : The recordings the photos.
[06:15:47 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Everything says you *points to athena* tried to frame Dok here on rape.
[06:16:32 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : So I'm going to ask you this........why?
[06:16:48 07/11/09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing flips table over
[06:17:04 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVE FOR FRAMING THIS MAN!?
[06:17:05 07/11/09] Athena : Okay! Okay! I did it! But Zorin said if I didn't frame the Dok!! She would make me read an AlexXAlu fanfic!! D=
[06:17:52 07/11/09] @ Herr Doktor : those fanfics can be good...8>>8
[06:17:58 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt slips back in the room*
[06:18:11 07/11/09] Athena : Not to me. Xx
[06:18:18 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt facepalms*
[06:18:53 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : We have a confession Vik.
[06:18:57 07/11/09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and we have it on tape.
[06:19:12 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Right.
[06:19:15 07/11/09] Athena : But remember!! Zorin blackmailed me!!
[06:19:21 07/11/09] * Karl Reinhardt grabs Athena*
[06:19:26 07/11/09] @ Karl Reinhardt : Come, you nut.
[06:19:42 07/11/09] * Herr Doktor sips coffee
[06:19:50 07/11/09] Athena : *dragged* X__X
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:45 pm
[22:34:11] @ Sirina Anthony : Yes Frotz? [22:34:14] @ Sirina Anthony : *Fritz? [22:34:14] Fritz : The tribute to the German COmmunists? [22:34:18] Fritz : LOL FROTZ
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:56 pm
[19:22:28] Todhändler : I kmow, but in my group I am, exept for my God fearing future pope friend.
[19:23:05] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes but if I remember correctly vik you confessed to a someone already..
[19:23:14] @ Rip Van Winkle : ...God fearing future pope friend?.
[19:23:24] @ Karl Reinhardt : If I remember, I was pushed back by that someone already..
[19:23:26] @ Rip Van Winkle : Yesh you did Karl.
[19:23:37] Todhändler : ya, devout Christian who' about as serious as Anderson.
[19:26:02] @ Rip Van Winkle : ..
[19:28:34] @ Karl Reinhardt : You knowww..
[19:28:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : omg I love reading the comments people leave on my amv's..
[19:28:41] @ Karl Reinhardt : Rip likes a certain someone who-.
[19:29:09] @ Rip Van Winkle : >______________________________>.
[19:29:29] Todhändler : ?.
[19:29:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : O.o.
[19:29:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
[19:30:02] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : *ears perk up*.
[19:30:10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ALL MY CHILDREN ARE GROWING UP TT.TT.
[19:30:29] * Todhändler wonders what's going on.
[19:30:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Soon enough all of you are going to leave hindu mama, and start your own nests TT.TT.
[19:31:09] * Karl Reinhardt was already in the process of packing bags [19:31:50] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>.
[19:31:53] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : AWWWWW karl and he knows who are going to elope how romantic..
[19:32:06] @ Rip Van Winkle : XD.
[19:32:22] * Todhändler is utterly confused.
[19:32:49] @ Karl Reinhardt : Rip and she knows how are going to 'interconnect'..
[19:32:53] @ Karl Reinhardt : How icky..
[19:32:59] Heinkel Wolfe has joined the chat on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:32 pm.
[19:33:25] @ Rip Van Winkle : KARL! *punts*.
[19:33:44] @ Karl Reinhardt : *Whispers to Heinkel* "Come back in 15 minutes, kay?".
[19:34:13] Heinkel Wolfe : : helps rip launch karl into space vai punting.
[19:34:45] * Heinkel Wolfe helps rip launch karl into space vai punting.
[19:34:46] * Todhändler stabs Fritz.
[19:35:17] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol Tod, you attack Fritz when he's not here?.
[19:35:54] Todhändler : ya, and you better watch out, cuz you're all in my sights.
[19:37:10] * Rip Van Winkle has hiccups.
[19:37:26] Heinkel Wolfe : : offer rip watter for hiccups.
[19:37:35] Heinkel Wolfe : tinmad! ><.
[19:37:41] * Todhändler stabs Rip Van Winkle with newly sharpened sword.
[19:37:46] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : *whispers to karl* you know who and you know who are after tod because of what he did to you know who..
[19:37:48] @ Rip Van Winkle : Oo.
[19:38:24] Todhändler : who's friend did I kill this time.
[19:38:34] @ Rip Van Winkle : you know who?.
[19:38:42] * Rip Van Winkle punts Tod.
[19:38:55] @ Rip Van Winkle : What did you do to Voldemort!?!? D<.
[03:21:19] @ Rip Van Winkle : I can actually feel my brain melting [03:21:21] * Fritz replaces Sirina's with Karl's and vice versa [03:21:28] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >.> [03:21:32] Pip Bernadotte : <=\ [03:21:32] @ Sirina Anthony : I want another cigar..... [03:21:38] Fritz : Hey, what not exist cannot melt [03:21:44] Fritz : >8D [03:21:49] @ Karl Reinhardt : LOL [03:22:00] Fritz has been kicked by Karl Reinhardt [03:22:06] @ Karl Reinhardt : That's for being an ass XD [03:22:08] Fritz has joined the chat on Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:22 am [03:22:12] Fritz : Okay XD [03:22:16] Fritz : Bad joke. [03:22:24] Fritz has been kicked by Rip Van Winkle [03:22:29] @ Rip Van Winkle : betch [03:22:36] Fritz has joined the chat on Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:22 am [03:22:40] Fritz : Yeah. [03:22:44] Fritz : I know right? [03:22:49] Fritz : DON'T TELL THAT FRITZ BASTARD THIS [03:23:01] Fritz : BUT I REALLY REALLY REALLY THINK HE SHOULD GET A KICK UP THE ASS. [03:23:05] Fritz : OH SHIT [03:23:08] Fritz : HE IS LOOKING AT ME [03:23:11] Fritz : FFFFUUUUUUU [03:23:23] Fritz : /MPD [03:23:25] Fritz : >8D
[03:35:34] @ Karl Reinhardt : I DECLARE IT HUG FRITZ DAY. [03:35:41] * Fritz does the "HEIL MOSKAU" salute [03:35:43] Fritz : FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU [03:35:49] Fritz is Disconnected on Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:35 am
[03:51:36] @ Sirina Anthony : mah mp3 died [03:52:05] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : awww [03:52:09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : may it rest in peace [03:52:25] @ Rip Van Winkle : . [03:52:43] * Fritz goes to changing room [03:52:51] * Fritz comes back in Bhuddist monk costume [03:52:51] Marluxia Palazzo : hmmm [03:52:55] * Karl Reinhardt stares at Fritz like Weegee. [03:53:03] * Fritz throws a Funeral for MP3 [03:53:12] * Fritz goes back [03:53:20] * Fritz comes back in Nazi pimp uniform (tropical) [03:53:32] Fritz : /Fritz Funeral
[21:37:23] * Sirina Anthony has a "MADE IN CHINA" sticker stamped onto her forhead [21:37:23] Fritz : yes. But so was the PTRS [21:37:29] Seras Victoria : Plus the recoil... i dunno [21:37:46] Fritz : The PTRS would have more recoil I imagine [21:37:48] Seras Victoria : Chinese! I love Chinese! I never get a whole one done tho. [21:37:50] Fritz : ANWSER IS [21:38:06] Fritz : WALTHER PZB40 [21:38:08] Fritz : HURR DERP [21:38:09] Fritz : 8D [21:38:12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : That sounds wrong Seras [21:38:21] Fritz : CHINA? [21:38:25] Fritz : DID SOMEBODY SAY CHINA? [21:38:30] Seras Victoria : Lol [21:38:34] @ Karl Reinhardt : REARRY STADING TO PISS ME OFF. [21:38:47] Fritz : I KNOW RAIT [21:38:56] Fritz : CHINARRRRR REARRY RONERY [21:39:09] Seras Victoria : Whuts with you Karl [21:39:13] Seras Victoria : You huntin Wabbits? [21:39:25] @ Karl Reinhardt : REARRY STADING TO MAKE FUN OF MY ANESTRAH [21:39:26] Fritz : WABBITS? [21:39:34] Fritz : YOU NO HUNT WABBIT CHAIRMAN MAO NOT PREASED [21:39:39] Fritz : LOL [21:40:07] Fritz : One Canadian, One German, Two Americans, One Japanese, all making fun of China. [21:40:10] Fritz : This is copypasta yo
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Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:46 am
[06:35:37] Solomon Lefevre : -Cough- Athena, how about burning on a stake? ^.^
[06:35:50] Solomon Lefevre : I think he does. o.o
[06:35:55] Athena : Nah!
[06:36:05] Athena : Categra strikes!
[06:36:14] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : You have any rope Nadia?
[06:36:29] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Because I just happen to have a stake and some firewood.
[06:36:53] Todhändler : I have several ropes
[06:36:59] Solomon Lefevre : -Holds up the holy rope- I sure do.
[06:37:05] Athena : F***!! *runs*
[06:37:26] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Ok then let's begin *shoots tranquilizer at athena*
[06:37:56] Athena : *uses a trash can lid as a sheild* HA! >D I came prepared!
[06:38:28] * Integra F. W. Hellsing presses button and trap door opens up under athena
[06:38:41] Solomon Lefevre : -Coughs and appears behind her- If i were Pyramid head...
[06:38:46] Athena : Oh. Damn. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[06:39:13] * Todhändler looks at matches and lighters
[06:39:17] Solomon Lefevre : Ah... Just forget it. o.o -Ties her up-
[06:39:35] Athena : Damnit! You're one of them aren't you!? What are that paying you? I'll double it!!
[06:39:37] * Integra F. W. Hellsing prepares the stake
[06:39:53] Solomon Lefevre : -Cough- I'm an Iscariot, your a Heretic.
[06:40:01] Solomon Lefevre : Greed is a sin you Heretic. o.o
[06:40:02] Athena : I'll get you whatever you want! Money! Women!...Men?
[06:40:12] Solomon Lefevre : O.O
[06:40:19] Solomon Lefevre : -Slaps Athena-
[06:40:23] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : stake is ready
[06:40:45] Solomon Lefevre : -Pushes her toward the stake-
[06:40:52] Athena : NOOOOOOO!! INTEGRA!! I'LL GIVE ALL MY ALUCARD PLUSHIES!!
[06:41:15] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I have the real thing >>
[06:41:18] Solomon Lefevre : -Ties her to the stake- Shut it. o.o
[06:41:27] Todhändler : 100 dumplings
[06:41:34] * Integra F. W. Hellsing piles firewood around athena
[06:41:41] Todhändler : 100 dumplings, and I'll get you out
[06:41:41] Solomon Lefevre : If we burn you we can just steal the Plushies can't we?
Subject: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS 
