Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS

So as much trouble as i gave andy about his drinking exploits, it holds fair now that i return the favor rather than just delete it. Now i want to make one thing clear. I had over a dozen Yeager bombs so I have a good excuse for the slurred speech. Anyway. To hilarity!
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[03:55:56 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : Hey drunkie!
[03:56:00 13/12/11] @ Alucard : graar
[03:56:03 13/12/11] * Father Michel Miles crawled out of Alucards vents a while ago
[03:56:19 13/12/11] @ Alucard : bullshir
[03:56:29 13/12/11] @ Alucard : i cant sleep
[03:56:32 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : Yer right, im inside the vents right now on my phone typing
[03:56:42 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : and thats what happens when u drink to many yagar bombs
[03:57:02 13/12/11] @ Alucard : yer smaalht than i thought
[03:57:20 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : Im 5'6
[03:57:23 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : ..
[03:57:26 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : Hey Andy
[03:57:28 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : flexible though.
[03:57:34 13/12/11] @ Alucard : not small enolugh
[03:57:37 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : X3
[03:57:52 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : According to you im a poultergiest ghost
[03:57:52 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : Alucard read a manga called Ratman
[03:57:55 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : so im small as i want to be
[03:58:02 13/12/11] @ Alucard : yes you are
[03:58:12 13/12/11] @ Alucard : whats ,y address
[03:58:48 13/12/11] @ Alucard : amdf why cant i fall aslleeep
[03:58:54 13/12/11] * Father Michel Miles ninja's he way to the balcony and climbs down*
[03:59:14 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : To many yagar bombs thats why ya cant sleep
[03:59:14 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : Dude I'm the oppiste when I get drunk
[03:59:18 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : I got right to sleep
[03:59:22 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : OoO
[03:59:43 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : AHA I KNOW WHAT TO DO ON THE 24th I DRINK ENOUGH ALCHOL TO MAKE ME GO TO SLEEP
[03:59:51 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : lol
[04:00:04 13/12/11] @ Alucard : well i shut myself off when i gut druuni
[04:00:43 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : I noticed
[04:00:44 13/12/11] @ Alucard : but not shut myself to ssleeeep
[04:01:33 13/12/11] @ Alucard : seriously wth did i do?
[04:01:46 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : Drank to much. It has dif effects on people.
[04:01:55 13/12/11] @ Alucard : i canr rembember
[04:02:08 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : I have a friend who just HAS to fight when he's drunk.
[04:02:14 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : you just...go shitfaced
[04:02:15 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : xD
[04:02:24 13/12/11] @ Alucard : i happy durnd
[04:02:30 13/12/11] @ Alucard : drunk
[04:02:49 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : Same ere X3
[04:03:20 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8t0KTOeMPw&feature=related Ere
[04:03:23 13/12/11] @ Alucard : although it wasnt alll baaad
[04:03:51 13/12/11] @ Alucard : i isaaaaaaa hAAPY
[04:04:40 13/12/11] @ Alucard : da,m caos locjs
[04:04:57 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : Ah well, im gonna roll up in my sleeping bag in Alu's vents now.
[04:05:00 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : all cya all later
[04:05:12 13/12/11] Father Michel Miles : Maybe steal his breakfast when he leaves somewhere.
[04:05:22 13/12/11] @ Alucard : trn on heter
[04:05:24 13/12/11] @ Alucard : got it
[04:05:45 13/12/11] @ Alucard : oy jay
[04:05:53 13/12/11] @ Alucard : kill zombie
[04:06:05 13/12/11] @ Alucard : o no sleeep
[04:06:45 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : Oo
[04:06:47 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : What ?
[04:06:55 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : Kill zombie ?
[04:07:09 13/12/11] @ Alucard : kill zombies?
[04:07:14 13/12/11] @ Alucard : l4d?
[04:07:20 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : YES
[04:07:27 13/12/11] * Neko Jay gets shotgun
[04:07:31 13/12/11] @ Neko Jay : Just try to fucking stop me
[04:07:31 13/12/11] @ Alucard : i do alright
[04:07:35 13/12/11] @ Alucard : yay
[04:07:59 13/12/11] @ Alucard : i need somethum to keep me occupies
[04:08:05 13/12/11] @ Alucard : no sleepss
[04:08:20 13/12/11] @ Alucard : k hold up
[04:09:42 13/12/11] @ Alucard : biiiz4 brain had to fdind the muc
[04:10:03 13/12/11] @ Alucard : se44 you on xbox

Yeager Bombs? Really now Sparkles? Next thing I know you're gonna bust out a crooked trucker cap and nonsensical Japanese character tattoos. Hah!

[06:32:17 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Sparkling angel I believed You are my savior in my time of need Blinded by faith, I couldn't hear All the whispers, the warning so clear...

[06:33:08 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I see the angels, I'll lead them to your door, there's no escape now, no mercy no more. No remorse 'cause I still remember... The smile when you tore me apart!

[06:34:03 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : You took my heart, deceived me right from the start! You showed me dreams, I wished they turn into real. You broke the promise and made me realize, It was all just a lie!

[06:34:55 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Sparkling angel, I couldn't see... Your dark intentions, your feelings for me. Fallen angel, tell me why? What is the reason, the thorn in your eye?

[06:35:27 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I see the angels, I'll lead them to your door, there's no escape now, no mercy no more. No remorse 'cause I still remember... The smile when you tore me apart!

[06:35:58 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : You took my heart, deceived me right from the start! You showed me dreams, I wished they turn into real. You broke the promise and made me realize, It was all just a lie!

[06:36:46 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Could have been forever! Now we have reached the end! This world may have failed you! It doesn't give you a reason why... You could have chosen a different path in life. The smile when you tore me apart!

[06:37:41 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : You took my heart, deceived me right from the start! You showed me dreams, I wished they turn into real. You broke the promise and made me realize, It was all just a lie!

[06:37:51 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Sparkling angel, I couldn't see... Your dark intentions, your feelings for me. Fallen angel, tell me why? What is the reason, the thorn in your eye?

[06:38:21 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Could have been forever! Now we have reached the end!!!!!!!

[06:42:10 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : ...

[06:42:10 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Oh I see how it is

[06:42:22 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I LIKE!

[06:42:22 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Chatboxarokie all solo

[06:42:42 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Tenacious D, I hope I honor you well!

[06:43:05 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I AM COMPLETE!!!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccck!

[06:43:09 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : YES YOU ARE FUCKED!

[06:43:12 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : SHIT OUT OF LUCK!

[06:43:19 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU SHALL SUCK!

[06:43:41 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : THIS WORLD SHALL BE MINE!

[06:44:11 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE!

[06:44:50 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU BOTH SHALL DIE!

[06:45:01 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Waaaait! WAAAAAAIT! WAAAAAAIIIIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

[06:45:39 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : We challenge you to a rock off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!

[06:45:41 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : FUCK!

[06:45:43 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : FUUUCK!

[06:45:47 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!

[06:46:24 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME, FROM DECLINING A ROCK-OFF CHALLENGE! WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHAT'S THE CA-A-ATCH?????

[06:46:45 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell and also you will have to pay our rent!

[06:46:50 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : And what if aaah win!

[06:46:56 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Then you can take Kage back to hell.

[06:46:59 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : ... WHAT!?

[06:47:05 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Trust me Kage. It's the only way.

[06:47:10 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : What are you talking about!?

[06:47:17 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : To beeeehee your little Bieatch!

[06:47:20 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : FINE!

[06:47:25 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN!

[06:47:32 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I'M THE DEVIL! I LOVE METAL!

[06:47:40 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Check this RIFT it's fucking TASTY!

[06:47:46 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I'm the devil I can do what I want!

[06:48:14 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : What ever I've got I'm gonna flaunt!

[06:48:35 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost!

[06:48:47 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I can;t wait to take Kage back to hell!

[06:48:58 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I'm gonna fill 'em with my hot deamon gel!

[06:49:51 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I'll make him squeal like a SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

[06:49:56 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : .... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[06:50:24 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : c'mon Kage lets fight his music with our music!

[06:50:37 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece!

[06:50:40 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Listen to me--

[06:50:52 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man!

[06:51:24 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : God Dammit Kage! He's gonna make you his sex slave! You're gonna gargal mayonnaise!

[06:51:26 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Noooo!

[06:51:38 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Unless we bust a massive monster mamojam!

[06:51:54 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Dude, we've been through so much shit...

[06:52:05 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : De-activated lasers with my dick!

[06:52:18 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Now it's time to blow this fucker down!

[06:52:37 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Come on, Kage, now it's time to blow doors down!

[06:52:51 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : I hear ya, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down!

[06:53:05 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!

[06:53:16 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town!

[06:53:26 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Now we've got to blow this fucker down!

[06:53:58 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!

[06:54:10 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : C'mon, Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down!

[06:54:23 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Ooooh we'll pile-drive ya, it's time for the smack down!

[06:55:16 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Hey Antichrist-a! Beelze-BOSS! We know your weakness! Our rock it sauce! We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind! We will defeat you for all mankind! You hold the scepter, we hold the key You are the devil,

[06:55:41 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:43 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:44 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:45 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:46 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:47 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:49 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:50 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:51 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:52 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:53 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:54 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:55 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:55:57 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:56:13 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:56:14 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:56:16 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : WE ARE THE D!

[06:56:24 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : >P

[06:56:54 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN' LAME! C'MON, KAGE, YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME! TASTE MY LIGHTNING, FUCKER!

[06:57:00 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[06:57:15 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : Ow FUCK!

[06:57:17 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : FUCK!

[06:57:26 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : MY FUCKING HORN!

[06:57:29 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : ... oh NO!

[06:57:43 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : From whence you came... you shall remain, until you are complete AGAIN!

[06:58:25 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : NOOOOO! FUCK YOU KAGE!!! AND FUCK YOU JABLES!!! I'LL GET YOU, TENACIOUS D!!

[06:58:49 15/12/11] @ Enrico Maxwell : ....

[06:58:54 15/12/11] * Enrico Maxwell bows and walks off.

[17:36:38] Sable Thompson III : wait until after new years, I will be 30x more random

[17:36:39] Alex Dean has logged off the chat on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:36 pm

[17:36:56] Neko Jay joined the chat on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:36 pm

[17:37:30] @ Neko Jay : Good good, I can use every ounce of your hate atatatatatatata

[17:37:42] @ Neko Jay : ...er I mean random

[17:38:41] * Sable Thompson III just realized Neko and Alex are the same person

[17:38:43] @ Neko Jay : Ahhh old Seras...wait why am I saying that ? That **** tried to tear my heart out...*looks down shirt* didn't get it back...

[17:38:47] @ Neko Jay : OwO

[17:38:51] @ Neko Jay : YOU KNOW TOO MUCH

[17:39:06] * Neko Jay ties Sable up and throws him off a cliff onto a bouncy bed

[17:39:10] @ Neko Jay : FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK

[17:39:54] * Sable Thompson III bounces back and roundhouses Neko

[17:40:10] Father Alexander Anderson joined the chat on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:40 pm

[17:40:29] Sable Thompson III : hey Andy

[17:40:32] @ Father Alexander Anderson : What's this about old Ceras?

[17:40:48] @ Neko Jay : Yo Andy

[17:40:53] @ Neko Jay : TOOK ME HEART

[17:41:10] * Neko Jay crashes into Anderson

[17:41:13] Sable Thompson III : Andy, finally found a goth catgirl

[17:41:14] @ Neko Jay : @wO good kick

[17:41:19] @ Neko Jay : OoO

[17:42:22] * Father Alexander Anderson hugs Jay

[17:42:34] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I remember that. He tried to kill you alot.

[17:42:36] * Sable Thompson III is now amazing

[17:42:41] @ Father Alexander Anderson : also, good for you Sable.

[17:42:58] @ Neko Jay : Sable has learned well but

[17:43:05] * Sable Thompson III pulls out a katana, and charges at Jay

[17:43:08] * Neko Jay has stolen all fo Sables possetions and sold them on ebay

[17:43:13] @ Neko Jay : I AM BETTER

[17:43:26] * Neko Jay takes a step to the right and Sable is now attacking Anderson

[17:43:26] * Sable Thompson III had no posessions to start with

[17:43:34] * Sable Thompson III avoids anderson

[17:43:50] * Father Alexander Anderson sits down in his easy chair reading the paper.

[17:44:13] @ Neko Jay : ...

[17:44:20] * Sable Thompson III self-divides, and now 8 of me are attacking neko

[17:44:35] @ Neko Jay : Then whos stuff did I selll ? oh yeah Morphs stuff...ah well he doesn't need it

[17:44:44] @ Neko Jay : SPAMING KAGE BUNSHIN ARE YA ?

[17:44:57] * Neko Jay spams hadokens

[17:45:11] * Sable Thompson III has many powers, cause the cbox is the matrix

[17:45:17] Sable Thompson III : MY matrix

[17:45:50] @ Father Alexander Anderson : nah, it actually belongs to Heinkel

[17:45:58] @ Father Alexander Anderson : she just doesn't come around these days

[17:46:10] * Father Alexander Anderson sheds a tear because he misses that role bunches

[17:46:11] * Sable Thompson III hacked it so it is his

[17:47:02] @ Father Alexander Anderson : not so much

[17:47:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : better luck next time though

[17:47:33] * Neko Jay sends Sable to the ban realm

[17:47:37] @ Neko Jay : Bitch I'm a mod

[17:47:39] * Sable Thompson III sends the cbox to my matrix

[17:47:45] @ Neko Jay : Now ANDERSON I KNOW YOUR WEANESS

[17:47:50] @ Neko Jay : *WEAKNESS

[17:48:04] @ Father Alexander Anderson : daisy duke shorts.

[17:48:07] * Neko Jay strips off clothes and now wears nun clothes "AHA NOW YOU CAN'T ATTACK ME"

[17:48:11] @ Neko Jay : o.o

[17:48:17] * Sable Thompson III tosses a busty asian nun towards Anderson

[17:48:25] @ Neko Jay : ...

[17:48:27] @ Father Alexander Anderson : sorry jay jay, you're not a busty asian chick

[17:48:30] Ranting Stalin has been disconnected on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:48 pm (session timeout)

[17:48:32] @ Neko Jay : Ture

[17:48:39] * Father Alexander Anderson catches the nun. "Now this girl is another story"

[17:48:44] * Neko Jay rips of clothes and only has underwear on

[17:48:55] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I WANT A MIE!

[17:48:56] @ Neko Jay : huh...though I had another costume under here...

[17:49:02] @ Father Alexander Anderson : *YUMIE

[17:49:11] * Sable Thompson III gives Neko a set of proper clothes

[17:49:16] Sable Thompson III : a what?

[17:49:19] @ Father Alexander Anderson : *sigh* I never got to rp with a consistent one. ; __ ;l

[17:49:25] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Yumie Takagi.

[17:49:44] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Why u not know your characters boy!

[17:50:17] * Sable Thompson III gives Anderson a Yumie, and he has a bit of memory loss cause he hit his head hard recently irl

[17:50:19] @ Neko Jay : [16:10:32] * Neko Jay falcon chuck norris mr t kicks Karl in daddy bags

[17:50:24] @ Neko Jay : ..

[17:50:50] @ Father Alexander Anderson : lol, Karl was a good guy

[17:50:53] * Neko Jay just throws clothes away "WHATS THE POINT WITH THIS AWSOME BODY IF I CAN'T SHOW IT OFF !?"

[17:51:13] @ Neko Jay : But then he took a falcon chuck norris mr t kick

[17:51:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : to the knee

[17:51:36] * Sable Thompson III puts an unremovable black censor bar on Neko, for the sake of desrncy

[17:54:06] @ Neko Jay : [00:32:18] Fausta Adler : My bra is a force of nature.

[17:54:16] @ Neko Jay : I'M WEARING UNDERWEAR

[17:54:21] * Neko Jay destroyes censor bar

[17:54:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : that was back during the days of Father Renaldo Flapjacks

[17:54:44] * Sable Thompson III has a lawbook

[17:55:07] @ Neko Jay : Well this is the days of HELLSING BITCH

[17:55:08] Ranting Stalin joined the chat on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:55 pm

[17:55:26] Ranting Stalin : back

[17:55:35] @ Neko Jay : We have big titted police girls, big titted nuns, gore, possibly reap scenes with guns, ect

[17:55:38] @ Neko Jay : Wb Stalin

[17:56:06] * Sable Thompson III has grenades

[17:56:10] Ranting Stalin : You said rape

[17:56:14] Ranting Stalin : Titties

[17:56:17] Ranting Stalin : Girls

[17:56:20] Ranting Stalin : and Guns

[17:56:24] Sable Thompson III : BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!

[17:56:24] * Ranting Stalin is interested

[17:57:48] @ Neko Jay : Now if you excuse me *runs about in underwear* I'M NOT WEARING PANTS TODAY ~~ I'M NOT WEARING PANTS TODAY

[17:58:14] * Sable Thompson III sends in his immense army of fangirls

[17:58:40] * Sable Thompson III shows they are clad in only skimpy bikinis with large guns

[17:58:42] * Ranting Stalin is Altair

[17:59:05] Altair has logged off the chat on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:59 pm

[17:59:06] Altair joined the chat on Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:59 pm

[17:59:12] * Altair is Altair

[17:59:45] Sable Thompson III : go, my fangirls, destroy Neko

[18:00:02] @ Neko Jay : COME AT ME BRO

[18:00:14] * Neko Jay picks up a hoover and kills fan girls

[18:00:18] @ Neko Jay : Dude you had like six

[18:00:32] * Sable Thompson III snaps his fingers, and the girls simulatinousy remove their tops

[18:00:51] * Altair watches

[18:01:24] @ Neko Jay : Meh I've seen better

[18:01:32] * Neko Jay sucks the girls up with hoover

[18:01:33] Sable Thompson III : and I have 456

[18:01:35] @ Neko Jay : giggty

[18:01:46] * Father Alexander Anderson walks to far end of the room

[18:01:55] Sable Thompson III : you arent killing them, you are just removing their clothes

[18:02:03] @ Neko Jay : ...

[18:02:06] * Father Alexander Anderson pulls down a curtain revealing a gigantic choir of busty asian nuns!

[18:02:09] @ Neko Jay : I know that >3

[18:02:23] @ Neko Jay : OwO my smexy sense is tingling

[18:02:34] * Altair chokes

[18:02:39] * Father Alexander Anderson snaps his fingers and the nuns begin show of fanservice incarnate

[18:02:54] @ Neko Jay : @/////////////////////////////////////////////////@

[18:02:56] * Father Alexander Anderson crosses his arms and nods. "It's good to be the Killing Judge."

[18:03:08] * Neko Jay has an epic nose bleed and destorys half the cbox

[18:03:12] * Sable Thompson III thinks someone should be recording this convo

[18:04:13] * Father Alexander Anderson snaps his fingers and the choir of busty nuns carry him off into the sunset

[18:04:31] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Cya boys. Fun times ahead.

[18:04:37] Sable Thompson III : k

[18:04:43] @ Neko Jay : LUCKY BASTARD

[18:04:45] Father Alexander Anderson has logged off the chat on Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:04 pm : with his entourage of busty asian nun choir girls

[18:04:52] @ Neko Jay : TTwTT

[14:29:06 02/01/12] Morphine : * starts music up, then activates his rube goldberg machine * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEuwAh3LFvM
[14:29:17 02/01/12] * Neko Jay pets Harley
[14:29:41 02/01/12] Morphine : * a marble falls over, causing it to knock over several dominos. The dominos then cause a contraption to hit a button, which then releases a platform holding a bowling ball which then hits a fan and causes a small boat with a pool stick attached to it to hit a button. The button then caused a clock to wind up to noon which in return caused a coo-coo bird to pop out with a knife, cutting a rope which supported a large safe. Once the rope was cut, the safe fell and landed on anderson, causing him to break through the floor in a cartoonish manor * oh... * slowly backs away form everyone *
[14:29:47 02/01/12] @ Neko Jay : Now remeber Harley I will go and start the get away car you ummm hold off the robot till I'm done
[14:29:49 02/01/12] * Neko Jay runs away
[14:29:53 02/01/12] Tubalcain Alhambra : *vaults over wall of text* O_o
[14:30:01 02/01/12] Harley : Ah okay
[14:30:13 02/01/12] Void : ..
[14:30:18 02/01/12] Morphine : alhumbra, it was a cartoon moment >>
[14:31:14 02/01/12] Morphine : * looks down the hole where the safe landed on anderson * ... I think he might be in a miniature coma...
[14:32:00 02/01/12] * Father Alexander Anderson appears behind Morph
[14:32:03 02/01/12] Tubalcain Alhambra : *peeks as well* .... you do realize he's gonna turn you inside out when he gets here right? >>;
[14:32:06 02/01/12] Anzu Mazaki : ...
[14:32:10 02/01/12] Morphine : * slowly looks back, sweat drop *
[14:32:11 02/01/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : What was that? =_____=
[14:32:17 02/01/12] Tubalcain Alhambra : And here it comes *kicks back on a seat with popcorn*
[14:32:22 02/01/12] Void : Hm..
[14:32:28 02/01/12] Morphine : ... that was a rube goldberg machine...
[14:32:40 02/01/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : How fast can you run?
[14:32:55 02/01/12] Morphine : ... pretty damn fast actually...
[14:33:09 02/01/12] * Anzu Mazaki asks Tubelcain "May I have some?" as she sits next to him with her puppy
[14:33:13 02/01/12] Morphine : * slams a pie into anderson's face then starts sprinting away *
[14:33:37 02/01/12] * Father Alexander Anderson appears around the corner in front of morph, arms crossed
[14:33:47 02/01/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Not bad. For a vampire.
[14:33:52 02/01/12] * Anzu Mazaki laughs slightly "You're so dead now.." She tells Morph
[14:33:57 02/01/12] Tubalcain Alhambra : *extends bag and grins* but of course my dear
[14:33:58 02/01/12] Morphine : human actually...
[14:34:03 02/01/12] Harley : ..........
[14:34:09 02/01/12] Harley : Really
[14:34:20 02/01/12] Harley : Someone asked me if they wanted to rape rp....Really WTF!
[14:34:25 02/01/12] * Neko Jay suddenly appears behind Harley
[14:34:29 02/01/12] @ Neko Jay : OwO
[14:34:32 02/01/12] * Anzu Mazaki smiles and starts eating the popcorn with him.
[14:34:32 02/01/12] @ Neko Jay : WHAT !?
[14:34:33 02/01/12] Morphine : * he slammed onto his heels, making a screeching sound as he halted * ... IT WAS ALL JAYS IDEA
[14:34:38 02/01/12] * Father Alexander Anderson walks past Morph, patting him on the shoulder.
[14:34:39 02/01/12] Harley : Fb slut
[14:34:42 02/01/12] Void : .
[14:34:45 02/01/12] Anzu Mazaki : @Harley wtfh....
[14:34:48 02/01/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You're a good kid.
[14:34:56 02/01/12] Morphine : ... * passes out *

[18:26:13] * Bayman shakes a can of catnip, attempting to lure schrodinger and jay over *
[18:26:15] Aphra Bethel : Gah still have to work on him a bit
[18:26:28] Aphra Bethel : *salutes* Time to head out, cya folks
[18:26:53] @ Neko Jay : Bye
[18:27:13] @ Ridl : .
[18:27:13] Schrödinger : Please, zhats zhe oldezt trick in zhe book.
[18:27:52] Bayman : but its effective... and you know it
[18:29:04] * Neko Jay walks by Bayman "Good day to you sir"
[18:29:48] Bayman : good day to y- wait a minute...
[18:30:00] Rem O'Connor : .
[18:30:02] * Bayman tackles jay * "You thought you could outsmart me see?"
[18:30:14] * Rem O'Connor is full of angst, rping angst.
[18:30:34] * Neko Jay is behind Bayman and runs off
[18:30:34] * Schrödinger combs hair to look like Hitler and strolls by Bay "Evening, mein gut man."
[18:30:38] @ Neko Jay : ANGST ON HERE !?
[18:30:48] @ Neko Jay : Wanna talk about it owo
[18:31:13] * Bayman hesitates before shining a lazer on the wall in front of jay and schrodinger *
[18:31:53] @ Neko Jay : OwO
[18:31:58] * Schrödinger jumps at the wall. "Damn Light Fairy! Come here you little Red Baztard!"
[18:31:59] @ Neko Jay : Oh god...the...LAZER
[18:32:12] * Neko Jay kicks Shcro into wall "AHA I GOT IT"
[18:33:29] * Schrödinger hits the wall. "Mein Lumboden."
[18:33:33] @ Neko Jay : *Schro
[18:33:40] @ Neko Jay : Did you get it ?
[18:34:09] Schrödinger : Nope. Itz ztill zhere.
[18:34:34] @ Neko Jay : ...
[18:34:36] @ Neko Jay : AGAIN
[18:34:41] * Neko Jay kicks Schro into wall again
[18:34:49] * Schrödinger appears behind Jay and punts him into wall
[18:34:58] @ Ridl : .
[18:35:31] @ Neko Jay : You do realize Schro is weak as hell ? right ?
[18:35:47] * Bayman raises the laser slightly higher *
[18:36:58] * Schrödinger picks up Jay and tossed him at it
[18:37:02] Schrödinger : REACH FOR IT!
[18:37:03] * Neko Jay claws at wall
[18:37:11] @ Neko Jay : ...
[18:37:16] * Neko Jay isn't thrown far
[18:37:19] @ Neko Jay : DAMN IT SCHRO
[18:37:23] * Neko Jay throws Schro at it
[18:37:25] @ Neko Jay : REACHHHHH
[18:37:48] * Bayman moves the laser so its on the tip of jays nose * "IT VANTS YOUR FLESH!"
[18:38:15] Rem O'Connor : .
[18:38:40] @ Neko Jay : Oo
[18:38:44] @ Neko Jay : GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
[18:38:48] * Neko Jay runs towards Rem
[18:40:44] * Bayman repossessions the laser so its on schrodinger's face now *
[18:40:52] @ Ridl : .
[18:40:58] @ Neko Jay : OwO HA IT EATS YOUR FACE NAOW

[22:53:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : OH OH!
[22:53:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : PICK ME!
[22:53:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : PICK ME!
[22:53:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I specialize in whores!

[09:30:29] @ Neko Jay : [img=https://nightshaderpg.rpg-board.net/t1190p105-post-yo-faces-reprise#19007]Ahh the magic of boredom[/url]

[09:30:48] @ Neko Jay : Ahh the magic of boredom

[09:30:53] @ Neko Jay : lol fail

[18:58:47] Neva Griffith : by the way hows Durarara going?.

[18:59:50] Serin Kallo : i tried watching one last night I had to site surf for a while for a link that wasnt f****ed.

[19:00:10] Neva Griffith : .. you have it on your hard drive.

[19:00:56] Serin Kallo : i do believe the correct term is Dullalala.

[19:01:14] Serin Kallo : yeah my external is screwed atm, not sure whats up with it.

[19:01:14] Neva Griffith : it is but the japanese write it as durarara.

[19:01:23] * Serin Kallo intends to look at it later.

[19:01:41] Serin Kallo : use the formal wording yaro!.

[19:01:50] Neva Griffith : baka.

[19:01:57] * Serin Kallo readies a pimp slap but stops himself in time.

[19:02:16] Neva Griffith : ... yeah don't want to ruin your test matirals.

[19:02:35] * Serin Kallo listens a bitch slaps Neva.

[19:03:04] Serin Kallo : my materials can get experimented on broken dead or alive your pick.

[19:03:20] * Serin Kallo laughs phsycotically.

[19:03:31] Neva Griffith : ... follows the bitch into an allyway ... *Sceams come from said ally way*.

[19:04:33] * Neva Griffith walks out of the allyway covered in blood "now where where we?".

[19:04:52] Serin Kallo : *are.

[19:04:57] Serin Kallo : my keyboard is stpd.

[19:05:06] Serin Kallo : *and.

[19:05:07] Serin Kallo : dammit.

[19:05:19] Neva Griffith : ... lol wtf.

[19:05:31] * Serin Kallo bitch slaps Neva mutliple times just because he keyboard is screwing around with him

[00:09:02] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I jUST HAD SEX~

[00:09:07] * Enrico Maxwell hugs Gerald Butler

[00:09:11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : And it feeeeeeels so good~

[00:09:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I just had sex~

[00:09:23] @ Enrico Maxwell : YOU ARE LYING!

[00:09:28] @ Father Alexander Anderson : And I'll neeeevaaaah go baaaaack~

[00:09:28] Dr. Stein Matthus : What his na-....nvm..

[00:09:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Man I really wanna put my penis inside of heeeeer~

[00:09:52] @ Enrico Maxwell : My cat?

[00:09:53] * Father Alexander Anderson starts a piano solo

[00:09:58] @ Enrico Maxwell : You want to fuck... my cat?

[00:10:08] @ Enrico Maxwell : YOU FUCKED MY CAT!?

[00:10:09] Dr. Stein Matthus : lmao!

[00:10:14] * Enrico Maxwell does rage face.

[00:10:23] @ Enrico Maxwell : YOU FUCKING FUCKED THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING CAT!?

[00:10:25] @ Father Alexander Anderson : do something about it.

[00:10:31] * Dr. Stein Matthus is laughing like hell atm in rl

[00:10:34] * Father Alexander Anderson does troll face

[00:10:44] @ Father Alexander Anderson : U mad tough girl?

[00:10:49] Travis Collins : anderson I told you too keep it in your pants

[00:10:56] @ Enrico Maxwell : I'M GOING TO FUCKING FUCK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOUR GOOD FOR NOTHING FUCKING FACE!

[00:11:28] * Enrico Maxwell gets a hammer

[00:11:47] @ Father Alexander Anderson : please do

[00:11:53] * Father Alexander Anderson keeps up the troll face

[00:11:54] * Enrico Maxwell bashes Andersons skull in.

[00:12:06] * Father Alexander Anderson winces.

[00:12:11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Oh yes, please!

[00:12:16] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Hit me again!

[00:12:29] Dr. Stein Matthus : lulz

[00:12:37] @ Enrico Maxwell : Bitch.

[00:12:45] * Enrico Maxwell lights a smoke.

[00:12:47] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You love me for it.

[00:13:02] @ Enrico Maxwell : You're a squeaking bitch.

[00:13:15] @ Enrico Maxwell : I just poke you and you go "eeepeeeh!"

[22:15:16] * Father Michel Miles flys around on his purple flying hipp with a trail of rainbows flying out behind him* Best. Pokemon. Evar!

[22:16:09] * Father Michel Miles does a fly by, throwing a master ball at andy

[22:17:06] * Father Alexander Anderson deflects

[22:17:39] * Father Michel Miles lands with bubbles* Oh, a stubborn one, aint' ya?

[22:17:45] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : piece of advice for everyone

[22:18:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : never eat greasy slightly fatty pork tamales after 8.30 pm

[22:18:37] Father Michel Miles : ....why..?

[22:18:41] Yamikura has been disconnected on Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:18 pm (session timeout)

[22:18:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : cause I feel sick to my stomach now

[22:19:18] * Father Michel Miles has bubbles use puke beam, shooting exploding hearts at andy to weaken him*

[22:19:28] Father Michel Miles : @tegs: Ah... Pork... only for the mornings then.

[22:19:33] Fausta Adler : D:

[22:19:45] Fausta Adler : Nyeh, I don't do good with greasy.

[22:20:05] Fausta Adler : The bangers and mash I had at the Renn faire earlier today were absolutely amazing.

[22:20:09] Fausta Adler : I want more now....

[22:20:38] Travis Collins has been disconnected on Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:20 pm (session timeout)

[22:21:26] * Father Alexander Anderson deflects

[22:21:43] * Father Alexander Anderson is eating sweet tarts and mountain dew code red

[22:21:56] * Father Alexander Anderson has WAAAAY too much of a sugar high to be fucked with atm

[22:21:57] Father Michel Miles : Ohhhh....

[22:22:15] * Father Michel Miles goes to get poptarts now because of andy

[22:22:27] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh dear god what is wrong with you

[22:22:54] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yuck mountain dew rots your teeth alone as it is. DX

[22:23:04] @ Father Alexander Anderson : yep

[22:23:05] Father Michel Miles : Taste good though

[22:23:21] * Father Michel Miles is back with poptarts - cherry flavour and blueberry*

[22:23:24] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's like eating a fried tweenkie with chocolate drizzled and powered sugar

[22:23:38] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yuck!

[22:23:40] Father Michel Miles : ...im thinking of stealing some of this chocolate cake again. <_<

[22:23:51] Fausta Adler : = .w=

[22:23:58] Fausta Adler : Guuuuuuh, so hungry.

[22:24:59] Father Michel Miles : Andy.. I demand the forums very first,....SUGAR-HIGH-OFF!!... *Now has poptarts with chocolate cake in real* r.r....ill be a few minutes..

[22:26:15] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yuck

[22:26:29] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : too much sugar

[22:26:47] @ Father Alexander Anderson : sugar competition eh?

[22:27:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'd rather just get drunk off my ass and send cheesy pick up lines in Coda's direction

[22:27:18] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[00:48:28] Enrico Maxwell joined the chat on Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:48 am

[00:48:34] @ Enrico Maxwell : WHO HERE HAS HEARD THIS SONG!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggoswuAS5Gk

[00:49:14] @ Enrico Maxwell : OR EVEN THE BAND!?

[00:49:18] @ Enrico Maxwell : fawk

[00:50:15] Father Alexander Anderson joined the chat on Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:50 am

[00:50:34] * Father Alexander Anderson cracks the whip

[00:50:43] @ Father Alexander Anderson : where's mah post chiefy?

[00:53:27] @ Enrico Maxwell : YOU ARE DISTRACTING ME ON MSN DAMMIT! LMFAO

[00:53:59] @ Father Alexander Anderson : For the last time woman!

[00:54:13] @ Father Alexander Anderson : YOU CANNOT HAVE MAH BODY!

[00:54:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Now go p-p-p-post!

[00:55:51] Travis Collins has been disconnected on Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:55 am (session timeout)

[00:55:57] @ Enrico Maxwell : NO ANDERSON!

[00:56:01] @ Enrico Maxwell : I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

[00:56:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : NO CODA! NO BABIES!

[00:56:33] @ Enrico Maxwell : I KNOW YOU WANT TO! BUT I CANT!

[00:56:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I ALREADY SAID NOT TIL WE'RE MARRIED!

[00:56:39] @ Enrico Maxwell : I EAT THOSE! D<<<<<

[00:57:07] @ Father Alexander Anderson : DON'T YOU "D<<<<<<" AT ME LITTLE LADY!

[00:59:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing joined the chat on Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:59 am

[00:59:24] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : back

[00:59:26] Travis Collins joined the chat on Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:59 am

[00:59:44] Travis Collins : WHY YOU COME BACK WHEN I LEAVE?

[00:59:52] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : huh?

[01:00:09] * Father Alexander Anderson points at Coda

[01:00:17] @ Father Alexander Anderson : SHE'S OBSESSED WITH ME!

[01:00:29] Travis Collins : Well I can see that

[01:00:29] @ Father Alexander Anderson : SHE HAUNTS ME FROM THE SHADOWS!

[01:00:38] * Father Alexander Anderson shakes Travis.

[01:00:41] Travis Collins : and your obsessed with ehr

[01:00:46] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I thought that was my job

[01:00:48] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You're my number one wingman Dennis

[01:00:51] * Integra F. W. Hellsing smacks coda

[01:00:52] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Help me out here!

[01:00:57] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : stop stealing my jobs!

[01:01:29] Travis Collins : Yeah about that she hold me up at knife point and gun point

[01:01:44] Travis Collins : Alright we are going to perform inception

[01:01:51] Travis Collins : let

[01:01:54] Travis Collins : lets go

[01:02:09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gets the ginger ale and watches

[01:02:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : INCEPTION!

[01:02:41] @ Father Alexander Anderson : But I don't like trains! ; ___ ;

[01:02:51] Serin Kallo joined the chat on Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:02 am

[01:02:56] Travis Collins : who said we are doing trains?

[01:03:05] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it doesn't have to be a train o.o

[01:03:20] Serin Kallo : I got bored too easily...

[01:03:27] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I guess we know now who would not be a very good architect

[01:03:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Oh oh!

[01:03:44] Serin Kallo : Ima go make a Herr sheet brb

[01:03:51] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Can I be the spy!

[01:03:52] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok

[01:04:06] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I always wanted to fight in zero gravity!

[01:04:17] Travis Collins : sure

[01:04:25] Travis Collins : But I will be the archetect

[01:04:31] Travis Collins : architect*

[01:04:35] * Enrico Maxwell is standing right behind Anderson.

[01:04:39] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'll be the person who wakes yall up.

[01:04:52] * Father Alexander Anderson sweeps Coda up into his arms

[01:05:02] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Your scare tactics my dear

[01:05:09] * Father Alexander Anderson holds a rose between his teeth

[01:05:14] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Frankly I don't give a damn.

[01:05:18] * Father Alexander Anderson winks

[01:05:22] @ Enrico Maxwell : You just want me and you know it

[01:05:32] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Feeling's mutual darlin

[01:05:39] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : because tyler's sexy and you know it coda

[01:05:50] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and fyi I don't really think you're sexy tyler

[01:05:57] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm saying it for her benefit

[01:05:59] Travis Collins : I work out

[01:06:06] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : OMG THANK YOU

[01:06:10] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ouch. that one stung a little tegs but it's all good.

[01:06:10] Travis Collins : wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

[01:06:13] @ Father Alexander Anderson : to each their own

[01:06:49] Travis Collins : sorry, some kids on my floor were singing that

[01:06:55] Serin Kallo : yeah!

[01:07:07] @ Enrico Maxwell : lol

[01:07:11] Serin Kallo : ...

[01:07:16] * Integra F. W. Hellsing points to tyler

[01:07:17] Travis Collins : and tyler according to my friend the ultimate wing man is a gay guy

[01:07:21] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : girl look at that body

[01:07:23] Serin Kallo : lmfao...

[01:07:46] * Father Alexander Anderson grins.

[01:07:55] Serin Kallo : uh(wind sort of sound)

[01:07:56] @ Enrico Maxwell : Where!?

[01:08:02] Serin Kallo : girl look at that bodeh

[01:08:11] Travis Collins : where what?

[01:08:22] Serin Kallo : when I walk in the room this is what I see

[01:08:45] Serin Kallo : mew

[01:09:02] Serin Kallo : I decided I don't want to make a Herr sheet...

[01:09:10] * Father Alexander Anderson strums a guitar

[01:09:10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok

[01:09:14] Travis Collins : and with that I am off without doing anythign productive all day on thi site

[01:09:15] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm so addicted to~

[01:09:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : all the things ya do~

[01:09:25] * Serin Kallo goes to take up the monster challenge

[01:09:25] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ya roll around with me~

[01:09:31] @ Father Alexander Anderson : In between the sheets~

[01:09:35] Travis Collins : Anderson don't rape anyone

[01:09:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and every sound we make~

[01:09:47] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and every breath you take~

[01:09:49] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I tried to make it productive for you

[01:09:51] Travis Collins : and Integra please pm devlin what we talked about

[01:09:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : It's unlike anything~

[01:10:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : when you're lovin me!~

[01:10:03] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok

[01:10:10] Travis Collins : when I wake up I am dedicating my time to completing the sheet

[01:10:16] Travis Collins : and to all

[01:10:18] Travis Collins : a bird

[01:10:31] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : we get a bird?

[01:11:00] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : again I am lost

[01:11:11] * Travis Collins jumps on a jaberwacki and flies away as an army of the Zelda Chickens swarm the c-box

[03:28:27] Enrico Maxwell joined the chat on Sun 4 Mar 2012 - 3:28

[03:28:51] Neko Jay joined the chat on Sun 4 Mar 2012 - 3:28

[03:30:13] @ Enrico Maxwell : o_o

[03:30:33] @ Enrico Maxwell : o_o

[03:30:51] @ Enrico Maxwell : 0______0

[03:30:57] @ Enrico Maxwell : I see you....

[03:31:43] @ Enrico Maxwell : In your sleep...

[03:31:57] @ Enrico Maxwell : I watch you...

[03:32:10] @ Enrico Maxwell : I watch you eat...

[03:32:49] @ Neko Jay :
[03:32:53] @ Neko Jay : HOLY CRAP

[03:32:58] @ Neko Jay : HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS EATING

[03:32:58] @ Enrico Maxwell : I watch you... when you watch tv...

[03:33:35] @ Enrico Maxwell : When you walk down the street, I see you...

[03:33:58] @ Enrico Maxwell : Because... I am watching you...

[03:34:00] Heinkel Wolfe joined the chat on Sun 4 Mar 2012 - 3:34

[03:34:08] * Heinkel Wolfe kicks in the door

[03:34:23] @ Neko Jay : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHx6Zh0QzJ4&feature=BFa&list=PL3E6FDFC6C1FB4F76&lf=plpp_video

[03:34:27] @ Neko Jay : penis Heinkel

[03:34:31] @ Neko Jay : D:

[03:34:35] * Neko Jay hides behind Heinkel

[03:34:41] @ Neko Jay : YOUR BOSS IS STALKIN ME

[03:34:43] @ Enrico Maxwell : I sent Heinkel to kick your ass...

[03:35:04] @ Enrico Maxwell : She watches you too...

[03:35:06] @ Enrico Maxwell : With me...

[03:35:15] * Heinkel Wolfe picks Jay up by the scruff of his neck

[03:35:15] @ Enrico Maxwell : From dark cornors and shadows...

[03:35:24] Heinkel Wolfe : Guten tag vampire.

[03:36:20] @ Neko Jay : o.o

[03:36:27] @ Neko Jay : meow o.o

[03:36:35] @ Enrico Maxwell : The world is watching you...

[03:37:00] @ Enrico Maxwell : And you cannot hide...

[03:37:28] * Neko Jay wriggles about

[03:37:56] @ Enrico Maxwell : You are never safe now Jay... Never... ever.......... safe!

[19:03:41] Neva Griffith : hi
[19:04:45] @ Neko Jay : Hey Neva
[19:05:07] @ Neko Jay : Whats up ?
[19:05:17] Neva Griffith : not much
[19:05:32] * Serin Kallo pimp slaps Neva for no apparent reason and goes back to making an iscariot
[19:05:44] Neva Griffith : ... owww!
[19:06:10] @ Neko Jay : NEVA USE HYPERBEAM...
[19:06:23] * Serin Kallo uses bubblebeam
[19:06:28] * Neva Griffith uses Hyperbeam
[19:06:30] Serin Kallo : it is super effective!
[19:06:32] Serin Kallo : yay!
[19:06:39] Serin Kallo : bubbles!
[19:06:42] Neva Griffith : its a one hit ko!!!
[19:06:57] @ Neko Jay : NEVA USE SHUFLE
[19:07:00] @ Neko Jay : *SHUFFLE
[19:07:15] * Serin Kallo usues distract
[19:07:22] * Neva Griffith ... uses ... splash
[19:07:43] * Serin Kallo really puts a helpless man out in the middle of nowwhere with a blade bside him that he doesnt seem to notice
[19:07:43] @ Neko Jay : D:
[19:07:58] @ Neko Jay : ..
[19:08:04] * Neko Jay kicks Neva into water
[19:08:07] @ Neko Jay : EVOLVE ALREADY
[19:08:21] * Neva Griffith evoles
[19:08:24] * Serin Kallo transforms into a bigger mouse
[19:08:40] * Neva Griffith turns into ... (insert name here)
[19:08:41] Serin Kallo : rai----ch*coug Cough*
[19:08:42] @ Neko Jay : OwO MOUSE
[19:08:52] Serin Kallo : damn this freakin flu
[19:09:02] * Neko Jay gets fork and knife "Come here mouse" drools
[19:09:03] Serin Kallo : rai!!!!!ch*cough*
[19:09:07] Serin Kallo : f*** this
[19:09:22] * Neko Jay stabs Serin with fork
[19:09:22] * Serin Kallo starts to run
[19:09:24] Serin Kallo : fml
[19:09:25] Serin Kallo : fml
[19:09:25] * Neva Griffith uses selfdestruct
[19:09:26] Serin Kallo : fml
[19:09:38] * Serin Kallo blinks
[19:09:41] Serin Kallo : O.O
[19:09:49] Serin Kallo : puddy tat go boom?
[19:09:50] * Neva Griffith fainted
[19:09:51] Serin Kallo : O.o
[19:10:06] * Serin Kallo pwn stomps the feinted person
[19:10:09] Neva Griffith : ... use a revive god damn it
[19:10:22] Serin Kallo : *one letter spelling error...
[19:10:27] * Serin Kallo twitches
[19:10:55] * Neva Griffith uses sleep
[19:11:16] @ Neko Jay : @w@
[19:11:16] * Serin Kallo gives a charmander to ash and a squirtle to bob
[19:11:27] * Serin Kallo looks at the bulbasaur left behind
[19:11:33] Neva Griffith : lol
[19:11:43] Neva Griffith : I know where this is going
[19:11:50] * Serin Kallo uses shhhhh (inserts needle into bulbasaur)
[19:12:05] * Serin Kallo drags a body bag out to the trash
[19:12:13] * Serin Kallo uses innocent whistle
[19:12:19] Serin Kallo : its super effective!

[01:54:34 09/03/12] * Father Michel Miles flies in, in Grunty form

[01:54:36 09/03/12] Father Michel Miles : Oink.

[01:54:56 09/03/12] Travis Collins : ...

[01:55:03 09/03/12] Travis Collins : why is there a pig here

[01:55:45 09/03/12] Father Michel Miles : My grunty on this .hack site uses an axe 5 times his size...

[01:55:46 09/03/12] Father Michel Miles : r.r

[01:56:05 09/03/12] Father Michel Miles : Heavyaxe Class ftw

[01:56:40 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : hi

[01:57:04 09/03/12] * Father Michel Miles waddles around on the floor with his badass hat and ovan glasses on* Yo~!

[01:57:13 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith shouts "yummie piggie"

[01:57:30 09/03/12] * Father Michel Miles lifts big ass axe up

[01:57:45 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ...

[01:57:48 09/03/12] Father Michel Miles : r.r....Yew'll naght be havin' bacon tonight, boy-o.

[01:57:49 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith runs

[01:58:15 09/03/12] * Father Michel Miles chases him around the c-box waving the axe around*

[01:58:56 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>

[01:59:01 09/03/12] Travis Collins : I have bacon every day of the week

[01:59:12 09/03/12] Travis Collins : breakfast lunch and dinner all have bacon

[01:59:32 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but I think it's cute

[01:59:42 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith is in reality mostly a vegatarian

[01:59:57 09/03/12] * Father Michel Miles runs up to tegs and climbs on her shoulder

[02:00:41 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pets it

[02:01:03 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo comes back from manga surfing

[02:01:06 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

[02:01:10 09/03/12] * Travis Collins Shoots the grunty

[02:01:11 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : I can't find it!

[02:01:23 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ... find what?

[02:01:45 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : the part where the major turns cyborg...-.-

[02:01:52 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing squeaks and ducks

[02:01:57 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : YOU ALMOST KILLED ME

[02:02:04 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo hints and points at his Herr Major sheet currently being judged

[02:02:11 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing throws a high heel at saxon

[02:02:18 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ohhh ... that ... I see

[02:02:24 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : Oink~

[02:02:34 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : you see it?

[02:02:40 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : where the fuck is it?!

[02:02:41 09/03/12] * Travis Collins continues shooting at the Grunty

[02:02:47 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo backhands Neva

[02:02:47 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : Serin you doing anything this weekend?

[02:02:49 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : lmfao

[02:02:52 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles blocks bullets with big ass axe

[02:02:52 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : jking XD

[02:02:59 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles is ninja grunty

[02:03:04 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : yeah, moving over to where my bro is at over cas

[02:03:15 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ahhhh

[02:03:18 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : yes I can come over if that is what you're asking

[02:03:24 09/03/12] Travis Collins : .50 calibur that axe is broken

[02:03:29 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : yay

[02:03:51 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh yes by all means continue shooting the pig. never mind my head almost got blown off *sarcasm*

[02:03:58 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : NO, this is .hack

[02:04:01 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : my axe wins

[02:04:07 09/03/12] Travis Collins : no this is hellsing

[02:04:10 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : not sure what time, but if I do turn up I can always help with any jobs that need tah be done...

[02:04:11 09/03/12] Travis Collins : my gun wins

[02:04:20 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : lmfao @ TEGS

[02:04:38 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles regens with health restore and hides on tegs back

[02:04:38 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ok I've already asked and its ok

[02:04:39 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo is about to enter the cbox fight...

[02:04:41 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : ...

[02:04:44 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo shrugs

[02:04:45 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : nah

[02:04:52 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ... CBOX FIGHT

[02:05:20 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith throws random grenades every where

[02:05:23 09/03/12] Travis Collins : runs to tegs side and shoots the grunty off her back

[02:05:41 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : ...

[02:05:44 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo twitches

[02:05:48 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles falls to the floor with big teary, anime eyes* W-why~~~

[02:05:52 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : pul the pins next time would you?

[02:06:01 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : lmfao

[02:06:10 09/03/12] * Travis Collins puts three bullets between its eyes

[02:06:12 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing huggles the grunty

[02:06:27 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith ... shoots the grenades on the ground

[02:06:29 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : x.x

[02:06:36 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .....you never let me have anything cute ....>>

[02:06:45 09/03/12] * Travis Collins grappling hooks to safe ground

[02:06:59 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles evolves into tri-edge grunty and slaughters everyone aside from tegs and serin* r.r..

[02:07:06 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo spears Neva for no apparent reason

[02:07:18 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : >>

[02:07:21 09/03/12] * Travis Collins dodges all attacks

[02:07:27 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles floats around like a boss

[02:07:28 09/03/12] Travis Collins : and fires back

[02:07:30 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : Awwww yeah~

[02:07:32 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : um cool I guess...

[02:07:37 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles grunty dodges

[02:07:38 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith is dead ... again

[02:07:47 09/03/12] * Travis Collins switches to explosive rounds

[02:07:57 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo hides in the Iscariot armory

[02:07:59 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles bush dodges

[02:08:15 09/03/12] Travis Collins : gets up close and fires at the grunty

[02:08:19 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sits in a corner and huggles a excalibur plushie

[02:08:28 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : by the way tegs you watched any of legend?

[02:08:30 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles cuts Travis to 458375973957 peices with tri-edge blades

[02:08:41 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo comes out with the nail of helena...

[02:08:41 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : later tonight

[02:08:49 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : ooohhh this looks cool...

[02:08:51 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : Serin!

[02:08:54 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : when I'm not distracted

[02:09:01 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : Stein keep it!

[02:09:03 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo twiddles with the nail

[02:09:10 09/03/12] * Travis Collins dodges every attempt and destroys the Axe with a couple of explosive bullets

[02:09:14 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo accidentally stabs himself...

[02:09:18 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ... Stein will want that Serin

[02:09:18 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : fml

[02:09:29 09/03/12] * Travis Collins shoots the nail to pieces

[02:09:32 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles dodges by flying around and grunty stomping travis into the wall*

[02:09:46 09/03/12] Travis Collins : sorry that's only reserved for anderson

[02:10:03 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo has already accidentally stabbed himself...

[02:10:06 09/03/12] * Travis Collins dodnges the stomp and gets behind and shoots the grunty

[02:10:11 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : sry...it slipped

[02:10:24 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith uses the alpha stigma

[02:10:25 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles catches the bullet with epic Ovan stare* r....r...

[02:10:25 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo starts to grow thorns around the wound...

[02:10:27 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : fml

[02:10:33 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : wtf did I do now?

[02:10:48 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo closes Neva's eyes

[02:10:51 09/03/12] * Travis Collins sighs, and continue to dodge

[02:10:59 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : better yet

[02:11:08 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo puts Neva to sleep with a tranq shot

[02:11:14 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : god damnit

[02:11:20 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : lmfao

[02:11:56 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith calls in his ryner lute army

[02:12:01 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : ...

[02:12:02 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : *uses cat.C speed to pwn travis* Lukes speed is shitty.. gg no re

[02:12:05 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : Attack my minions

[02:12:06 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : so...

[02:12:13 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : you mastered cloning him did you?

[02:12:21 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo clones the thing multiple times over

[02:12:25 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : bitch please

[02:12:25 09/03/12] * Travis Collins continues dodging

[02:12:29 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith watches in horror as the army goes out of control

[02:12:38 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : @everyone else, you wouldn't know what the thing is...

[02:12:51 09/03/12] Travis Collins : you are full of yourself, Luke's speed goes unmatched by any category

[02:13:00 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : THE THING!!!

[02:13:08 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : except alucard

[02:13:16 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo has now successfully cloned the thing 500 times

[02:13:17 09/03/12] Travis Collins : that's the only exception

[02:13:30 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo commands his army to kill neva...again

[02:13:34 09/03/12] Travis Collins : but if he was up against walter and seras, he could've taken them both out

[02:13:52 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo gets owned by the thing as it tramples him on their way to kill neva

[02:13:53 09/03/12] Travis Collins : besides there's a sheet on here that says he's a cat A

[02:13:58 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : Er, you mean Luke would of run into walters wires and got fucked off

[02:13:59 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : lol

[02:14:03 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith dies peacefuly knowing that The Thing will destoy every thing

[02:14:10 09/03/12] Travis Collins : can

[02:14:18 09/03/12] Travis Collins : can't kill what you can't catch

[02:14:35 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : Like Yumie who did her phantom shit and still got killed?

[02:14:51 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo watches in his dying moments, angels being ripped apart, babies being eaten and shat out, the president being obliterated...

[02:14:52 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : dont matter how fast you are, you run into his wires yer dead

[02:14:56 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : no shit...

[02:15:04 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : oh I've been meaning to ask a question how sensitive is vampire's hearing

[02:15:15 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : sensitive

[02:15:18 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : ...

[02:15:21 09/03/12] Travis Collins : I would say pretty sensitive

[02:15:23 09/03/12] * Serin Kallo backhands Neva

[02:15:33 09/03/12] * Neva Griffith smiles

[02:15:48 09/03/12] Travis Collins : point of the matter is, luke is a hell of a lot faster than a cat. c

[02:15:52 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : how would sound waves work as a weapon against a vampire then

[02:15:53 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles climbs onto tegs shoulder again and sits down* Nero~

[02:16:29 09/03/12] Travis Collins : might throw them off balance, but wouldn't bee too effective

[02:16:34 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : anywho, ima pack by bags, my bro ist picking me up in a bit

[02:16:40 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : kk

[02:16:48 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : see you later

[02:16:59 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : oh ja, Neva, did you wanna come tonight?

[02:17:08 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : to the mtg draft thing?

[02:17:12 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ... wait its not to late?

[02:17:22 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : not yet

[02:17:30 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : starts like 7 something

[02:17:33 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ... I don't have the 20 though

[02:17:41 09/03/12] Travis Collins : drafts usualy have at door registration

[02:17:48 09/03/12] Travis Collins : I've been to a couple myself

[02:17:54 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : liam decided he wanted to play mass effect 3

[02:18:00 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : lol

[02:18:04 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : yeah this is a small club

[02:18:09 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : its not really a rego thing

[02:18:12 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : but do I need the 20?

[02:18:14 09/03/12] Travis Collins : 20 for a draft?

[02:18:20 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : its a get a card register with dci

[02:18:28 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : pay 25 bucks at the end

[02:18:32 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : Serin told me to bring 20

[02:18:33 09/03/12] Travis Collins : that's expensive

[02:18:39 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : well 20 for a new member

[02:18:44 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ... quite expensive

[02:18:49 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : nah 5 bucks to go

[02:18:54 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : 20 for the boosters

[02:18:56 09/03/12] Travis Collins : registration for DCI is free

[02:18:57 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing is officially lost

[02:19:10 09/03/12] Travis Collins : a draft should only use 3 boosters per participant

[02:19:18 09/03/12] Travis Collins : and the cost is 15

[02:19:18 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : I'll pay for like...10...thats all I could spend on ya

[02:19:27 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : ... I won't make it ... not enough money ... also don't know where it is

[02:19:27 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : yeah thats what it is...

[02:19:46 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : I can get mah bro tah pick you up on our way back out to cas...

[02:20:05 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : k I'll ask about it brb

[02:20:23 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : and you dun have to pay for first time there

[02:20:35 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : other than the 20 bucks for the cards

[02:21:35 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : I can come and mum is going to lend me the 20

[02:22:20 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : I'll just need to eat dinner quickly and get ready to go

[02:22:46 09/03/12] Serin Kallo : k cool...ima pack...

[02:23:17 09/03/12] Neva Griffith : g2g guys (need to cook dinner)

[02:23:39 09/03/12] Travis Collins : ok

[02:25:41 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips gatorade

[02:25:52 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : well that was interesting

[02:26:12 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles is still on tegs head* Oink?

[02:27:29 09/03/12] Travis Collins : ...

[02:28:33 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing throws saxon a pound of applewood smoked bacon

[02:28:42 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pets the grunty

[02:28:54 09/03/12] Travis Collins : IT HAS TO COME FROM THE PIG

[02:29:02 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles snorts*

[02:29:23 09/03/12] * Travis Collins readies gun

[02:29:34 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles hides behind tegs

[02:30:16 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives him a pound of regular smoked bacon

[02:30:42 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing tries to look cute while huggling the grunty

[02:31:14 09/03/12] Travis Collins : like I said it has to come from the pig

[02:31:33 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles is huggled, but notices she gave away bacon* O-oink....

[02:32:31 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's to try to get him to not kill you

[02:33:29 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I want to keep him *pets the grunty more*

[02:35:14 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles is petted* Oink~nyo~ *puts on Ovan shades*

[02:37:29 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : Since mr. speed demon over there wants to kill me...for some reason

[02:39:17 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing puts him down since it seems it's safe

[02:39:33 09/03/12] Travis Collins : ...

[02:39:42 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles is let dowN.

[02:39:52 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles glances at Travis* .....

[02:40:21 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles pulls out overpowered handguns, activating tracking system* -_- Just incase...

[02:40:24 09/03/12] * Travis Collins puts on a cowboy hat and has a lasso

[02:40:47 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : .......o_O!!

[02:41:10 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>

[02:41:26 09/03/12] * Travis Collins hog ties the grunty

[02:41:36 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles puts guns away and grosses arms* Wait, technically im computer data inside of a game

[02:41:45 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles fades through it* Hell yeah@

[02:41:47 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : !

[02:42:00 09/03/12] Travis Collins : then all of your attacks don't affect m

[02:42:02 09/03/12] Travis Collins : me.

[02:42:09 09/03/12] Travis Collins : damn your useless

[02:42:33 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : Yes, but i can still annoy the hell out of you

[02:42:38 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : NO BACON FOR U

[02:42:51 09/03/12] Travis Collins : meh I'll just insert a virus into the game

[02:43:10 09/03/12] Travis Collins : it's not that hard to do

[02:43:15 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles survived AIDA, u ain' shiat

[02:43:17 09/03/12] Travis Collins : I'll have done in 30 seconds

[02:43:24 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing slaps both of them

[02:43:32 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : made me worry for nothing

[02:43:40 09/03/12] Travis Collins : meh, mine will just destroy the world and re write the programming

[02:43:51 09/03/12] * Travis Collins casually dodges

[02:43:52 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and you! *points to saxon* you shot at me! D<

[02:43:57 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles sighs

[02:44:17 09/03/12] Travis Collins : making you non-existant

[02:44:32 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles holds arms out* Come at me, bro....

[02:45:02 09/03/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes back all the bacon she threw at him, cooks it, and eats it herself

[02:45:23 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles turns physical with the help of stein and genetics and runs like hell*

[02:46:18 09/03/12] * Travis Collins travis do as his says but notcie the grunty is pphysical now

[02:46:44 09/03/12] * Travis Collins puts the cowboy hat back on and grabs lasso

[02:46:46 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles dies into iscariots orhpanage&

[02:46:49 09/03/12] Travis Collins : now you have no wehre to run

[02:46:52 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : dives*

[02:47:17 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles is protected by andy

[02:47:19 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles wins

[02:47:38 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : And on that note

[02:47:44 09/03/12] Grunty Michel Miles : I actually have to go.

[02:48:08 09/03/12] * Grunty Michel Miles punches travis while he's distracted and runs deeper into the orphanage*

[02:48:18 09/03/12] * Travis Collins doesn't care and still shoots the pig to hel

[02:48:45 09/03/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : now you have your bacon

[21:29:46] * Inquisitor Maginardo french kisses Jinx,slaps Cat boy,Neko and stein then leaves

[21:29:48] Inquisitor Maginardo has logged off the chat on Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:29 pm

[21:29:48] @ Neko Jay : @w@

[21:29:54] @ Neko Jay : CUTENESS *explodes*

[21:30:06] @ Neko Jay : ..

[21:30:19] * Neko Jay creates a paradox so Magi is eaten by a turd

[21:30:22] @ Neko Jay : :3

[21:30:28] Jinx Nerko : OwO *Looks confuzzled*

[21:30:38] @ Neko Jay : Velcome to cbox

[21:30:49] Dr. Stein Matthus has been disconnected on Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:30 pm (session timeout)

[21:30:56] @ Neko Jay : We never make any scenes, for if we did Schro would explode

[12:35:39 01/04/12] * Herr Major sits on Alex Dean

[12:35:45 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : O.O

[12:35:50 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith throws a metal hat on and looks at her ... "must not be plonked!!"

[12:35:51 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Well hes dead now

[12:35:55 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : nice song

[12:36:08 01/04/12] Herr Major : plonk

[12:37:04 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : "I am Gullstaff socorcer of light" "Then how did you have to cast magic missle ?" X3...I dun get it o.o

[12:38:05 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : basicly I think it has to do with the evocation spell (magic missle) rather then a spell like heal

[12:38:14 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... still makes no sense

[12:38:26 01/04/12] * Herr Major sits on Gullstaff

[12:38:34 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : STOP THAT

[12:38:36 01/04/12] Herr Major : plonky plonk

[12:38:46 01/04/12] * Neko Jay kicks Major "AHH I BROKE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS"

[12:39:04 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : ITS D&DDDDDD

[12:39:07 01/04/12] Herr Major : tehehehe

[12:39:11 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Fighting with the legends of lore

[12:39:15 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : ITS D&DDDDDD

[12:39:20 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Never kissed a lady before

[12:39:35 01/04/12] Herr Major : speaking of D&D...this campaign im making...

[12:39:38 01/04/12] Herr Major : omfg...

[12:39:49 01/04/12] Herr Major : spoiler coming soon

[12:39:59 01/04/12] Herr Major : :P

[12:40:05 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... ohhhhh I like

[12:40:13 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Never played...

[12:40:18 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : WHY I NO PLAY D&D

[12:40:43 01/04/12] Herr Major : pet thing has been trashed...

[12:40:51 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : MAJOR

[12:40:55 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ok then

[12:40:56 01/04/12] Herr Major : I've come up with a new setting

[12:41:02 01/04/12] Herr Major : >>

[12:41:04 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : I'M MOVING TO...where ever the hell you are o,o

[12:41:09 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : I don't know Neko ...

[12:41:12 01/04/12] Herr Major : JAY

[12:41:12 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : lol

[12:41:16 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : All to play d&d

[12:41:25 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : VAT !?

[12:41:25 01/04/12] Herr Major : yay!

[12:41:34 01/04/12] Herr Major : who?

[12:41:38 01/04/12] Herr Major : where?

[12:41:39 01/04/12] Herr Major : what?

[12:41:41 01/04/12] Herr Major : when?

[12:41:48 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : I want

[12:41:49 01/04/12] * Herr Major sits on Jay;s lap

[12:42:01 01/04/12] Herr Major : XD

[12:42:06 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:42:07 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:42:09 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:42:12 01/04/12] Herr Major : PLONK

[12:42:36 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... dibs on the Necromancer who kills you all in the end *grin inoccently*

[12:42:46 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : @w@

[12:42:55 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : my legs D: my lower body D:

[12:43:07 01/04/12] Herr Major : true...

[12:43:31 01/04/12] Herr Major : trying to tell me something jayjay?

[12:43:39 01/04/12] Herr Major : :P

[12:44:13 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : YOU CRUSHED MY FUCKING LEGS

[12:44:20 01/04/12] Herr Major : oh

[12:44:21 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Dibs on Paladin

[12:44:21 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... I might spare Herr ... its good to have a friend when your trying to take over the world

[12:44:30 01/04/12] Herr Major : so u wanted me to crush something else?

[12:44:33 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : WITH POWER OF LIGHT I SHALL PWN YOUU

[12:44:39 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : o.o

[12:44:40 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : NOOOO

[12:44:47 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... Kill him my minions

[12:44:53 01/04/12] Herr Major : lmfao

[12:45:09 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith casts inflict critical wounds on Neko

[12:45:12 01/04/12] Herr Major : oh one word description of the dm world I'm making Neva

[12:45:22 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...council...

[12:45:50 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Too late

[12:46:02 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Majors fat ass beat you too it

[12:46:11 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : lol

[12:46:20 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Now *gets out shotgun* this is clearly a D&D weapon

[12:46:25 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith casts fear

[12:46:26 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Come here Neva...

[12:46:34 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Pfft bitch please I'm insane

[12:46:40 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : wait what?!

[12:46:45 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith hides

[12:47:00 01/04/12] * Herr Major sits on on Nva's hiding place

[12:47:03 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : I go 24/7 with a personlity that makes me want to kill everything in sight

[12:47:10 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith arms his undead minions with shotguns "KILLLLLL HIMMMMM!!!!"

[12:47:15 01/04/12] Herr Major : nebula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[12:47:20 01/04/12] * Neko Jay casts heal on sel "NEEVVAA"

[12:47:24 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : *self

[12:47:45 01/04/12] * Herr Major hides in plain sight...

[12:47:49 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:47:51 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:47:54 01/04/12] * Neko Jay throws shotgun away and gets out halo 1 pistol and turns the minions into atoms

[12:47:55 01/04/12] Herr Major : bitch please

[12:48:01 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Bitch please

[12:48:04 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : X3

[12:48:10 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : DUDE WERE LIKE LINKED

[12:48:16 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : ....

[12:48:21 01/04/12] Herr Major : lmfao

[12:48:26 01/04/12] Herr Major : timing much

[12:48:28 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ..

[12:48:30 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : That isn't a good thing

[12:48:35 01/04/12] Herr Major : 6 second time lapse

[12:48:38 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Neko Jay FUTUER MAJOR

[12:48:44 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : True

[12:48:46 01/04/12] Herr Major : not very good at all...

[12:48:52 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith make more minions and starts being carried around in a sudan chair

[12:49:02 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : I should do that just make Jay into a futuer villain

[12:49:06 01/04/12] * Herr Major sits on sudan chair...

[12:49:09 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... thats right

[12:49:28 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith is squashed by Herr's fat ass

[12:49:31 01/04/12] * Neko Jay gets outs Waberjack

[12:49:33 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : >;3

[12:50:00 01/04/12] Herr Major : omg...

[12:50:08 01/04/12] Herr Major : Herr Major enacting the hulk...

[12:50:18 01/04/12] Herr Major : you don't wanna make me angry...

[12:50:19 01/04/12] * Neko Jay uses Waberjack on Major

[12:50:24 01/04/12] Herr Major : u won't like it when I'm angry

[12:50:25 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Now lets see what he turns into

[12:50:44 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... a rabbit

[12:50:58 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith becomes a lich

[12:50:59 01/04/12] * Herr Major turns into a dragon...

[12:51:01 01/04/12] Herr Major : hmmm

[12:51:04 01/04/12] Herr Major : none too shabby

[12:51:12 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : o,o

[12:51:13 01/04/12] * Herr Major sits on Neko yet again

[12:51:14 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : OH FUCK

[12:51:25 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... best use of a waberjack ever ... fighting a dragon ... and then ... rabbit

[12:51:37 01/04/12] Herr Major : a fat ass dragon at that XD

[12:51:41 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : CRIMINALL UPPPPPPEERRR *uses Codys pure concenrated awsomeness to punch Major onto Neva*

[12:51:52 01/04/12] * Neko Jay noms cookie and turns itno Cody

[12:51:55 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : The hell man

[12:52:02 01/04/12] * Neko Jay looks down and sees cuffs on him

[12:52:03 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Meh

[12:52:08 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : lol new funny series

[12:52:09 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zIzjHgrvog&feature=related

[12:52:09 01/04/12] * Herr Major lands on Neva and bounces back off of neva onto Jay

[12:52:22 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:52:31 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith is hovering slightly off the ground

[12:52:57 01/04/12] Herr Major : u want another word of description on the campaign Nebula?

[12:53:07 01/04/12] * Neko Jay uses dash forward to dodge Major

[12:53:23 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Get your fatass away from me

[12:53:24 01/04/12] * Herr Major hits the ground and destroys the planet

[12:53:28 01/04/12] * Neko Jay lays on ground

[12:53:35 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:53:35 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : yes please

[12:53:38 01/04/12] Herr Major : dayum

[12:53:51 01/04/12] Herr Major : 'blood' council

[12:54:00 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith has minions

[12:54:04 01/04/12] Herr Major : let your imagination wander

[12:54:12 01/04/12] Herr Major : high into ze sky

[12:54:18 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : blood council ... I am guessing vampires

[12:54:39 01/04/12] Herr Major : a zhen vhat do ve haf? imagination...vait...

[12:54:48 01/04/12] Herr Major : good ge=uess Nebula

[12:54:58 01/04/12] Herr Major : doesnt make it true XD

[12:55:02 01/04/12] Herr Major : tehehehe

[12:55:33 01/04/12] Herr Major : vhat ist your next prediction hmm?

[12:55:37 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : hmmmm ... omg ALUCARD IS IN YOUR CAMPAIN!!!

[12:55:54 01/04/12] Herr Major : mein gut little Nebula...

[12:55:56 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:55:58 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:55:59 01/04/12] Herr Major : no

[12:56:21 01/04/12] Herr Major : see vhat i did zhere?

[12:56:27 01/04/12] Herr Major : :P

[12:56:51 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ...? then what is is?

[12:57:07 01/04/12] Herr Major : no more descrip XD

[12:57:09 01/04/12] Herr Major : ehehehehe

[12:57:25 01/04/12] Herr Major : u vill see mein young apprentice

[12:57:31 01/04/12] Herr Major : eventually

[12:57:34 01/04/12] Herr Major : eventually

[12:57:55 01/04/12] * Herr Major sits on his chair

[12:57:58 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Wait whats going on ?

[12:58:08 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ok ... you looked at the vid yet?

[12:58:08 01/04/12] * Herr Major spins around like a little girl in his spinny chair

[12:58:19 01/04/12] Herr Major : ehehehehehahhahahahahahha

[12:58:23 01/04/12] Herr Major : madness...

[12:58:25 01/04/12] Herr Major : ahahahahahaha

[12:58:32 01/04/12] Herr Major : zhey are comingk

[12:58:34 01/04/12] Herr Major : ahahahahahaha

[12:58:45 01/04/12] Herr Major : dead bodies....

[12:58:46 01/04/12] Herr Major : ahahahhaa

[12:58:49 01/04/12] Herr Major : I see zhem

[12:58:54 01/04/12] Herr Major : muwahahahahhaa

[12:59:16 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : -_-

[12:59:33 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Major have you been takin yer meds ?

[12:59:34 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith grins. REBUKE UNDEAD!!!

[12:59:36 01/04/12] * Herr Major sits on Jay for his funny look he just gave the major

[12:59:43 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[12:59:45 01/04/12] Herr Major : hmmm

[12:59:51 01/04/12] Herr Major : vhat are...

[12:59:55 01/04/12] * Neko Jay uses dash to avoid major

[12:59:57 01/04/12] Herr Major : zhese...meds u speak of?

[13:00:01 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : ..

[13:00:05 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Major i have kandy

[13:00:09 01/04/12] * Herr Major shoots the docor telling him about them

[13:00:13 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...and misses

[13:00:18 01/04/12] Herr Major : damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[13:00:36 01/04/12] * Herr Major looks at said candy

[13:00:43 01/04/12] * Neko Jay gives Major me...er kandy

[13:00:46 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : There

[13:00:47 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[13:01:15 01/04/12] * Herr Major looks down at empty spot in front of him with an obvious piece of candy sticking out his mouth

[13:01:18 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ...\

[13:01:25 01/04/12] Herr Major : I didn't get none bitch...gimme

[13:01:26 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : I steal your undead *grin*

[13:02:10 01/04/12] * Herr Major sits on Neva while he awaits Jay's never ending candy supply

[13:02:25 01/04/12] Herr Major : me want more candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[13:02:49 01/04/12] * Herr Major jumps over to Jay bowser style...

[13:03:06 01/04/12] Herr Major : damn you gime your candy or I steal your princess!!!!!!!!1

[13:03:08 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith steal's some of Neko's candy ... and eats it

[13:03:15 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : lol

[13:03:29 01/04/12] * Herr Major turns head slowly in Neva's direction

[13:03:31 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : ITS ACTUALY DRUGS

[13:03:34 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Have funn

[13:03:46 01/04/12] * Neko Jay crawls away then inflates self

[13:04:02 01/04/12] * Herr Major cracks neck...owowowowowowoowowowow that hurt...it hurts....somethings sticking out....oowowowowow it hurts...I need help

[13:04:23 01/04/12] * Herr Major puffs up on the amount of drugs he just ook

[13:04:29 01/04/12] * Neva Griffith is lich ... immune to poisons grins

[13:04:33 01/04/12] * Herr Major farts and flies about the room

[13:04:47 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : oO

[13:04:51 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Look at him go

[13:04:56 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... I didn't know that you were related to the saber tooth tiger

[13:05:00 01/04/12] Herr Major : weeeeeeeee

[13:05:13 01/04/12] * Herr Major lands on said tiger and kills it

[13:05:16 01/04/12] Herr Major : not anymore

[13:05:22 01/04/12] * Herr Major continues to fly

[13:06:17 01/04/12] Herr Major : weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[13:06:29 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : lol

[13:07:15 01/04/12] * Herr Major continues to fly?

[13:07:28 01/04/12] Herr Major : dayum...wonder how long I've been holding in this one...

[13:07:42 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ...

[13:08:18 01/04/12] Herr Major : too boring I can't say 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' anymore...

[13:08:45 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ...

[13:09:00 01/04/12] Herr Major : weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[13:09:19 01/04/12] Herr Major : so i had to say that

[13:09:37 01/04/12] Herr Major : which is like the next level its like killing someone dead...cos dead is worse

[13:09:41 01/04/12] Herr Major : you know what I mean

[13:10:13 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ...

[13:10:29 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zIzjHgrvog&feature=related

[13:10:32 01/04/12] Herr Major : XD

[13:10:32 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : you like

[13:11:22 01/04/12] Herr Major : no youtube for dis internet

[13:11:27 01/04/12] Herr Major : it'd die too quick

[13:11:39 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : ... ok

[13:11:41 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Ah

[13:11:57 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Now Major..when the game of life has got you quitin >

[13:12:20 01/04/12] Herr Major : u sit on someone

[13:12:25 01/04/12] Herr Major : XD

[13:12:44 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : lol

[13:15:17 01/04/12] Herr Major : and if that dont work just jump on them repeatedly mortal kombat syle

[13:15:24 01/04/12] Herr Major : *style

[13:16:15 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ... jump ...

[13:16:54 01/04/12] Herr Major : yup

[13:17:07 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Major yesterday I learned how get up quick on SSF4

[13:17:42 01/04/12] Herr Major : oh u did?

[13:17:51 01/04/12] Herr Major : havent played it in awhile

[13:19:02 01/04/12] Neva Griffith : g2g getting late ... plus want to watch vids grins see you guys later

[13:19:32 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Dude I'm pissed ecause I was like "DAMN IT I'M GETTIN CORNER FUCKED HERE" then I was like "Read manual...WTF"

[13:19:45 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : You have to press down DOWN to get up quickly

[13:19:49 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : WTF

[13:20:58 01/04/12] Herr Major : makes perfect logical sense

[13:21:02 01/04/12] Herr Major : ...

[13:21:09 01/04/12] Herr Major : :P

[13:21:24 01/04/12] Herr Major : down to go up eh?

[13:21:29 01/04/12] Herr Major : screw dat shit

[13:23:12 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : I've always been press left or right thinking "Okay I'll just roll but it never works"

[13:23:26 01/04/12] Herr Major : anywho...I'm off to catch some 'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's'

[13:23:36 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Nighr

[13:23:37 01/04/12] Herr Major : lol games like that just...painful

[13:23:38 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : *night

[13:23:42 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Don't eat the bed

[13:23:43 01/04/12] Herr Major : cya

[13:23:51 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : Guten Nacht

[13:23:52 01/04/12] Herr Major : omnomnonmnonmnonmnonmnonm

[13:23:54 01/04/12] Herr Major : XD

[13:24:00 01/04/12] @ Neko Jay : X3

[03:33:13] @ Neko Jay : hmm..no ones here... *starts doing Party boy dance*

[03:33:23] Father Michel Miles has been disconnected on Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:33 am (session timeout)

[03:35:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>

[03:36:00] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes a picture

[03:36:09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing posts it on fb

[03:36:57] @ Neko Jay : O__O

[03:36:59] @ Neko Jay : D:

[03:37:09] * Neko Jay puts clothes back on

[03:40:26] @ Neko Jay : Tegra y ??? y ??

[03:41:43] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : because jay

[03:41:45] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : because

[03:42:14] * Neko Jay posts pictuers of Tegra dancing to Sexy and I know it on fb

[03:42:18] @ Neko Jay : hehehehehehe

[03:42:34] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>

[21:55:16 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell eats Andersons brains.
[21:55:29 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell sips her tea and lights another smoke.
[21:55:38 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson holds Coda back at arm's length
[21:55:49 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Woman when I said "eat me" I didn't mean it literally
[21:55:58 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : calm yourself. =____=
[21:55:59 17/04/12] @ Alucard : ol
[21:56:03 17/04/12] @ Alucard : lol*
[21:56:04 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : =3
[21:56:05 17/04/12] Battousai Hitokiri : O.O
[21:56:11 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : You know you love it
[21:56:14 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol
[21:56:16 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : OH NEW MEAT!
[21:56:22 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yup
[21:56:23 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : HOWDY PARTNER!
[21:56:27 17/04/12] @ Alucard : oh bring it
[21:56:34 17/04/12] Battousai Hitokiri : Hi Enrico
[21:56:37 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You maybe.
[21:56:38 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing tosses hito at coda
[21:56:40 17/04/12] @ Alucard : well eat each other
[21:56:43 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : here's your new chew toy
[21:56:44 17/04/12] @ Alucard : itll be magical
[21:56:48 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : However do I love cannibalism? not so much
[21:56:52 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=435PU08kRbY
[21:56:56 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : ^Nuff said
[21:57:03 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson catches Battousai.
[21:57:07 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Hold it right there.
[21:57:20 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : first off, I'm not letting you kids pick on the new guy too bad.
[21:57:36 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : second, I'm the resident chew toy. =____=
[21:57:39 17/04/12] @ Alucard : you remember what I said about JJ
[21:57:57 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok
[21:58:03 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Yus
[21:58:05 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing catapults tyler
[21:58:08 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : FETCH CODA
[21:58:16 17/04/12] @ Alucard : Andy. You and me have our own special time
[21:58:26 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Loove bites, but SO DO I! SO DO I! SO DO IIIIIIIII!
[21:58:31 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson flies through the air looking bored.
[21:58:37 17/04/12] @ Alucard : lmao
[21:58:43 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sparkles. Catch me.
[21:58:47 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : -blinks- wrong time to come into that convo.. - goes back to star wars-
[21:58:48 17/04/12] * Alucard touches his neck
[21:58:51 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson lands on Alucard boots first.
[21:58:57 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Nicely done.
[21:59:00 17/04/12] * Alucard catches Father Alexander Anderson
[21:59:20 17/04/12] @ Alucard : need a big strong man to hold you at night tyler?
[21:59:28 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Step two. Toss me at the biker chick.
[21:59:43 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : only if you rub my back and make me biscuits tough guy
[22:00:10 17/04/12] * Alucard throws Father Alexander Anderson at Battousai Hitokiri
[22:00:19 17/04/12] @ Alucard : oops bad aim
[22:00:28 17/04/12] @ Alucard : flying priests
[22:00:32 17/04/12] * Battousai Hitokiri catches Father Alexander Anderson
[22:00:43 17/04/12] Battousai Hitokiri : um... but i am not catholic
[22:00:44 17/04/12] @ Alucard : oh its like hot potato
[22:00:47 17/04/12] @ Alucard : i get it
[22:00:47 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Oye, newbie.
[22:00:56 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You just got here so I'll cut you some slack.
[22:01:02 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : [i]It
checks you in and kicks you down! And chews you up and spits you out!
It messes with your sanity! By twisting all your thoughts around! they
say it’s blind they say it waits but every time it seals your fate And
now it’s got you by the balls it won’t let go until you fall I was down
and out got up I said “Hey love I’ve had enough!” I’ve felt pleasure
without pain My soul you’ll never tame!
[22:01:06 17/04/12] * Battousai Hitokiri throws Father Alexander Anderson at Seras Victoria
[22:01:08 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : But put me down or I put you down...hard.
[22:01:12 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : fukc yeah!
[22:01:33 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson glares and flattens Seras under his boot
[22:01:35 17/04/12] @ Alucard : hot papist?
[22:01:43 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : No respect for the elders these days.
[22:02:01 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson smacks Coda upside the head.
[22:02:09 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : She's stuck in a lyrics loop again.
[22:02:12 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : WAKE UP
[22:02:49 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : maybe I just make jj walk across the keyboard
[22:02:55 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : should*
[22:03:14 17/04/12] @ Alucard : do it
[22:03:15 17/04/12] @ Alucard : do it
[22:03:22 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok
[22:03:33 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lets see if she does it or at least hops on the desk
[22:04:10 17/04/12] @ Alucard : she always starts yowling every time i get on the phone with her
[22:04:21 17/04/12] @ Alucard : its funny
[22:05:16 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : LOLZ
[22:05:22 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok sent the message out
[22:06:14 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lets see if she does anything
[22:06:21 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : last time it took her a while
[22:08:27 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : THAT CAT IS PASSED OUT!
[22:08:28 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : HA!
[22:08:31 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : HAHHHAHAHAHA!
[22:08:47 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : fine then I'll wake her up
[22:09:08 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson yawns
[22:10:37 17/04/12] @ Alucard : ,
[22:11:01 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : well if I don't wake her up it just means I'm still stuck in dennis's head
[22:11:17 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : cause as of late even I haven't been able to pick up anything on you coda
[22:11:57 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : I have gotten better at a few things..... hehehehehe
[22:12:11 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : like what?
[22:13:25 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : Hey hey.. random question. I'm having drawers block. D: What should I draw?
[22:13:56 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : try a owl
[22:14:16 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : Mkay. :D On it.
[22:14:58 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : .
[22:16:22 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : I should upload some of my recent doodles.
[22:16:55 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : don't scare the children
[22:17:29 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : What children? Where?
[22:17:34 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell looks around
[22:17:52 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Ooooh.... besides Seras, you're the youngest person in here at the moment.
[22:17:54 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : what are they like flowers or skulls?
[22:18:27 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : I guess I should tone it down. I had a 21 year old tell me I was scarry and evil today, which amused me throughly.
[22:18:39 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : psh
[22:18:46 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you insult me woman.
[22:18:57 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : CHILD!
[22:19:01 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : ish!
[22:19:01 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no evil is when you want to rip someone's throat out and drink their blood
[22:19:04 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : INSULTS!
[22:19:23 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Oh.... **Raises hand in air and waves it about* BEEN THERE!
[22:19:24 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : RETORTS!
[22:19:24 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : -blinks- Sounds like someone I know.
[22:19:26 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : or should I say evil is what I did to lupa
[22:19:43 17/04/12] @ Alucard : ,
[22:19:51 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : makes me wonder though
[22:19:54 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : I wish I had my camra phone then
[22:19:56 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : she never did come back after that
[22:20:01 17/04/12] @ Alucard : ooh rip throats out
[22:20:09 17/04/12] @ Alucard : pick me pick me
[22:20:13 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : I named an ugly mask after her in the halloween super store twoish years ago.
[22:20:21 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Lable n all
[22:20:24 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yea I remember
[22:20:33 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : silly throat people.
[22:20:42 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : real men go for the ribs.
[22:20:47 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : what's wrong with throats?
[22:21:01 17/04/12] @ Alucard : oud know all about taking it in the throat huh tyler?
[22:21:06 17/04/12] @ Alucard : sorry couldnt help it
[22:21:13 17/04/12] @ Alucard : you'd*
[22:21:33 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson shrugs.
[22:21:42 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : gotta keep an open mind sparkles.
[22:21:43 17/04/12] @ Alucard : wow
[22:22:01 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : thought you learned that the night you and I spent those 3 hours in the hot tub
[22:22:04 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you...
[22:22:06 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : me...
[22:22:08 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : the stars...
[22:22:11 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : vodka...
[22:22:24 17/04/12] @ Alucard : nah even with high amounts of alcohol my mind never bent like that
[22:22:30 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and then you woke up and remember I'm straight.
[22:22:35 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so that's why there was a bunch of chest hair in the plugs
[22:22:36 17/04/12] *
Enrico Maxwell hops in after running to the hot top stripping all her
fucking clothing off and is in nothing but a black bra and thong
[22:22:41 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : *remembered
[22:22:49 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Ooooh yeah.
[22:22:53 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : O_________o
[22:22:59 17/04/12] * Alucard stares
[22:23:00 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao
[22:23:02 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson passes Alucard his coat.
[22:23:07 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell pops open a mikes hard black cherry and reclines in the hot tub
[22:23:07 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Hold this....
[22:23:16 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'll....be back...eventually....
[22:23:28 17/04/12] @ Alucard : psh
[22:23:36 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson takes off at a dead run and dives for the hot tub
[22:23:38 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : This tub isn't big enough for the two of us.
[22:23:41 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : MIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:23:42 17/04/12] * Alucard turns to flames and burns them
[22:23:55 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : You'll have to wait your turn Andy
[22:23:55 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson tosses Coda out.
[22:24:02 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Oh trust me, I know.
[22:24:11 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell jumps back in and kicks anderson out of the hot tub
[22:24:13 17/04/12] @ Alucard : alright seras
[22:24:16 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : unless of course you're cool with sitting in my lap
[22:24:17 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Sit Booboo!
[22:24:23 17/04/12] @ Alucard : your first assignment
[22:24:27 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : SIT!
[22:24:32 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : SIR SIR~! -blinks as she stands at attention hearing her name-
[22:24:35 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson hauls Coda out again by her ankles.
[22:24:39 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : Wait.. what?
[22:24:47 17/04/12] * Alucard points at Father Alexander AndersonSick him
[22:24:48 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : So help me woman! One of these days!!!
[22:24:48 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell bitch slaps Anderson
[22:24:51 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'll explain
[22:24:55 17/04/12] @ Alucard : sick him*
[22:25:00 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson flicks Coda in the forehead
[22:25:03 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : OUT OF MY TUB BITCH!
[22:25:13 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell blinks
[22:25:18 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : you little shit! D<
[22:25:21 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : both claim the hottub
[22:25:26 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : WHO YOU CALLING BITCH BIKER BABE!!!
[22:25:27 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
[22:25:32 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but there can only be one ruler of the water
[22:25:40 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : LIKE YOU COULD TAKE ME DOWN
[22:25:45 17/04/12] @ Alucard : hmm
[22:25:54 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and so the bitch slapping begins
[22:25:57 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : -blinks as she sits, likes she was asked going back to her drawin-
[22:25:57 17/04/12] *
Enrico Maxwell the pool net out from behind the hot tub and starts
wacking Anderson in the side of the head with it. "I CAN SURE AS HELL
TRY!"
[22:25:58 17/04/12] @ Alucard : i think ill handle this a different way

[22:26:20 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell chases Anderson with the pool net.

[22:26:22 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hey

[22:26:27 17/04/12] * Alucard cranks up the heat on the hot tub to scalding levels

[22:26:35 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson snatches the net and dunks Coda's head under water

[22:26:46 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You're forcing my hand here Coda!

[22:26:49 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : well I was going to say lets just toss it over a cliff but ok

[22:26:59 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell grabs his male parts and yanks hard

[22:27:03 17/04/12] @ Alucard : wth

[22:27:11 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : NO BOXERS CAN PROTECT THAT SHIT!

[22:27:14 17/04/12] @ Alucard : youre baptising her now?

[22:27:23 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : uh

[22:27:25 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : phil

[22:27:26 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson winces and collapses on top of her

[22:27:31 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you're missing the BIGGER point here

[22:27:41 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : OhGodThat'sNotFairYouHeartlessBitch!

[22:27:45 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell shoves him outta the hot tub.

[22:27:51 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok that's it

[22:27:51 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Mine.

[22:27:58 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell sits back down

[22:28:00 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing tosses them both out

[22:28:01 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : THIS ISN"T OVER!

[22:28:02 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : NOW, wait your turn.

[22:28:09 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing dumps the water out

[22:28:16 17/04/12] @ Alucard : no it seems like a small point now tegs

[22:28:19 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing tosses the damn thing into the pit of hell

[22:28:23 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson watches the water sadly drain away

[22:28:29 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson cuddles Coda.

[22:28:32 17/04/12] @ Alucard : especially after she crushed it with a vicelike grip

[22:28:36 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell went with it

[22:28:39 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Don't even comment. It's cold out and I'm wet. =____=

[22:28:56 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Aaaaawwwww ANDY!

[22:28:58 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I could so make a comment

[22:29:05 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Is your weewee playing peekaboo again!?

[22:29:13 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : ... dammit tegs.

[22:29:22 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson pimpslaps Coda

[22:29:23 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : LMAO

[22:29:27 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I STILL HAVE IT

[22:29:28 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I said no comment. =___=

[22:29:42 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Plus, I'm a tough guy and you have a weak grip

[22:29:44 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : there's your proof I can still get

[22:29:45 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : into

[22:29:46 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : your

[22:29:47 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : head

[22:29:50 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell aims her hand for them parts again

[22:29:56 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : brb

[22:29:56 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Want me to proove that?

[22:30:02 17/04/12] David Wenton : Hello! People!

[22:30:08 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : good timing

[22:30:34 17/04/12] David Wenton : Really?

[22:30:52 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yea coda is just about to grab angelus's manhood

[22:31:07 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : He ran away. He's getting a cup for protection.

[22:31:35 17/04/12] * David Wenton lays on a folding chair, puts on sunglasses and grabs a bucket of popcorn. "Ooo. This should be fun!"

[22:31:52 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : You should read upwards.

[22:32:00 17/04/12] * Alucard whispers to coda

[22:32:16 17/04/12] @ Alucard : hey hes been sneaking peeks at your ass

[22:32:24 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : oO

[22:32:28 17/04/12] * Alucard points at David Wenton

[22:32:49 17/04/12] * David Wenton stops chewing after hearing name. "I did not!"

[22:32:57 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Lets see, there's another one to put a notch in the stick for.

[22:33:13 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell looks at David, and walks up

[22:33:31 17/04/12] * David Wenton looks up. "Oh fuck...."

[22:33:43 17/04/12] @ Alucard : and like that my work is done

[22:34:03 17/04/12] * Alucard props up on the hammock and drinks a mai tai

[22:34:20 17/04/12] *
Enrico Maxwell puts her foot right between his legs and asks, "Do these
shoes make my feet look cute?" > Has on pitch black pump stlettos.

[22:34:40 17/04/12] @ Alucard : its a trick

[22:34:45 17/04/12] @ Alucard : its a trick

[22:34:55 17/04/12] @ Alucard : abort mission

[22:35:01 17/04/12] @ Alucard : abort mission!

[22:35:26 17/04/12] @ Alucard : illuminati ass camera is a fail

[22:35:38 17/04/12] * David Wenton drops his bucket of popcorn in comedic fashion and hides behind the chair.

[22:35:40 17/04/12] @ Alucard : i repeat illuminati ass camera is a fail

[22:36:04 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : owls done :D kinda sloppy but done ^.^

[22:36:14 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell kicks the chair over, devil in her eyes, and pulls out a shotgun.

[22:36:15 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yay

[22:36:27 17/04/12] * David Wenton runs off screaming towards Alucard

[22:36:27 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell licks her lips and takes aim at David.

[22:36:28 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : feather after... feather D:

[22:36:58 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing messes with the sight on her gun

[22:37:04 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Pufft, this slug will fly right threw that undead bastard and kill you... and you know this...

[22:37:11 17/04/12] * Alucard smashes empty mai tai glass on David Wentons head

[22:37:17 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell fixes her sight

[22:37:31 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing messes with it again

[22:37:41 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : ...

[22:37:44 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell fixes it

[22:37:56 17/04/12] * Alucard picks up David Wenton limp bod yand tosses it over to Coda

[22:37:59 17/04/12] @ Alucard : all yours

[22:38:03 17/04/12] * David Wenton stumbles around with glass stuck in his head. "You damn son of a bitch! You ratted me out!"

[22:38:04 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing messes with it again

[22:38:07 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : YAY!

[22:38:10 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell takes aim

[22:38:21 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : -posts her art in her portfolio-

[22:38:27 17/04/12] * David Wenton runs off and hides in a naerby outhouse

[22:38:27 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Bitch, I know you're tea cup sized, but like that is gonna stop me!

[22:38:49 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing kicks her in the shins with her stilettos

[22:38:56 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell fixes it... again

[22:38:57 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing runs away to see the owl

[22:39:01 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell laughs

[22:39:03 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : HAHA!

[22:39:14 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : I AM LIKE THE GREEN FUCKIN GIANTS LITTLE SISTER!

[22:39:17 17/04/12] @ Alucard : come on now, if i didnt send you all on suicide missions, i wouldnt be a good leader

[22:39:28 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : btw enjoy the cherry bomb in your gun

[22:39:34 17/04/12] @ Alucard : remember though

[22:39:41 17/04/12] * Enrico Maxwell tosses it aside

[22:39:48 17/04/12] @ Alucard : arcturus doesnt take kindly to failure

[22:39:50 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Imma play night sergon now.

[22:39:54 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Speaking of night shit

[22:40:01 17/04/12] @ Alucard : he expects good ass pictures

[22:40:03 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : Imma check on an application for a night job

[22:40:04 17/04/12] @ Alucard : now go

[22:40:06 17/04/12] @ Enrico Maxwell : brb asap

[22:40:14 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok

[22:40:28 17/04/12] @ Alucard : k cig time then

[22:41:01 17/04/12] *
David Wenton busts out of the outhouse and jumps on Coda's back. "Aha!"
Starts taking snapshots of her ass and some.... over the shoulder
shots.

[22:41:05 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : meh, I'll redraw that owl for you at some point. I slaughtered its feathers. D"

[22:41:35 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's fine

[22:41:57 17/04/12] @ Alucard : i knew there was a reason i hired you

[22:42:11 17/04/12] @ Alucard : and i slaughter feathers sometimes too

[22:42:14 17/04/12] @ Alucard : no big deal

[22:42:18 17/04/12] @ Alucard : david

[22:42:22 17/04/12] @ Alucard : mission complete

[22:42:28 17/04/12] @ Alucard : now go get her

[22:42:35 17/04/12] * David Wenton dresses Coda up in a Kimono and takes more pictures.

[22:42:37 17/04/12] * Alucard points at Seras Victoria

[22:42:38 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : Hey. ;O Anyone watch Lindsey Stirling :D She made s skyrim song .

[22:43:02 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : https://youtu.be/BSLPH9d-jsI

[22:43:02 17/04/12] * David Wenton looks away from his personal project and stares at Seras. Gets a devilish grin. "Yes sir!"

[22:43:20 17/04/12] David Wenton : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgqRgc4WemU&feature=relmfu

[22:43:39 17/04/12] * David Wenton charges at Seras with camera in hand flashing.

[22:44:15 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : _
Seras holds her sketch book up, cover her face and front - Whaa ~! "
She cries out through a pencil at him, under the impression she was
being attacked.

[22:45:14 17/04/12] *
David Wenton gracefully dodges the pencil, hold the camera and takes
some cleavage shots. Then swings around to the back and takes ass shots.
"Now for special fun time!"

[22:45:30 17/04/12] * David Wenton dresses her in a cute kimono with a flower in her hair and takes more photos.

[22:46:57 17/04/12] *
Seras Victoria narrows her eyes as she looks at the Kimono. " I Will
end you." Her face bursts into a pount. She leeps for the camera, her
mission to destroy the device. " ... Correction.... I wont just end
you.. I'll destroy you too Mister."

[22:47:12 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : :D

[22:47:18 17/04/12] * David Wenton emails the pictures quickly and runs away.

[22:48:14 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello

[22:48:24 17/04/12] David Wenton : Tav!

[22:48:25 17/04/12] Travis Collins : hello

[22:48:28 17/04/12] David Wenton : *Trav!

[22:49:41 17/04/12] * Seras Victoria cries as she picks the pencil up off the ground and chases him " I will destroy you and your interwebs D<"

[22:50:14 17/04/12] * David Wenton runs past Alucard. "It was his idea! Kill him!"

[22:50:56 17/04/12] @ Alucard : nope not mine

[22:51:45 17/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing puts a sign above alu that says "I'm guilty"

[22:52:06 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson kicks in the door

[22:52:11 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Where mah bitch at?

[22:52:16 17/04/12] * David Wenton runs behind

[22:52:26 17/04/12] @ Alucard : looks at overnight apps

[22:52:49 17/04/12] @ Alucard : looking*

[22:53:13 17/04/12] Travis Collins : ???

[22:53:23 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : <___,

[22:53:26 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : >____.

[22:53:37 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : GODDAMNIT SHE GOT THE LAST WORD IN!

[22:54:26 17/04/12] *
Seras Victoria blinks, looking between David and ALucard. A minic grin
filters across her face- So i can end you both now, the planner and the
messanger boy?"

[22:54:44 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Hold up a sec....

[22:55:07 17/04/12] * David Wenton runs screaming for his life.

[22:55:24 17/04/12] * Travis Collins rolls eyes*

[22:55:33 17/04/12] * Alucard orders up another mai tai

[22:56:13 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7110/7012011751_2ac7a4647f.jpg

[22:56:24 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : wenton was taking pictures of my biker babe.....

[22:56:37 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ....and he put her....IN A KIMONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[22:56:48 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : Wait what.

[22:56:51 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : D:~!

[22:56:56 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : Hey now. D:

[22:57:06 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson passes Travis his coat, glasses, and shirt.

[22:57:13 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Hold this.

[22:57:31 17/04/12] * Seras Victoria runs away, finding a locker room as she changes out of the kimono, buring it -

[22:58:39 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson ignores the panicking vampire.

[22:58:49 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : What time is it kiddies?

[22:59:07 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : That's right! You guessed it!

[22:59:26 17/04/12] * David Wenton keeps running and eventually catches a vab.

[22:59:26 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : -blinks as she watches the youtube Hellsing Hq series giggling-

[22:59:29 17/04/12] David Wenton : *cab

[22:59:53 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>

[23:00:15 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : https://7chan.org/a/src/133342142117.jpg

[23:00:22 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson is sitting in the cab's driver seat

[23:00:25 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : RAPE TIME!

[23:00:46 17/04/12] Travis Collins : oh dear

[23:00:48 17/04/12] * David Wenton jumps out and runs down the beach

[23:01:30 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : XD These wideos are AMAZING.

[23:01:34 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : video's~

[23:01:50 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson lounges on the beach in a pair of board shorts

[23:01:52 17/04/12] @ Alucard : me smashes David Wentons head with another empty mai tai glass

[23:01:58 17/04/12] @ Alucard : grr

[23:02:14 17/04/12] * Alucard smashes David Wentons head with another empty mai tai glass

[23:02:28 17/04/12] * David Wenton keeps running and jumps over Andy heading towards Tegs

[23:02:34 17/04/12] * Alucard tosses him over towards Andy

[23:02:40 17/04/12] * Seras Victoria laughs and points at David- Thats what chu get. Perv.

[23:03:07 17/04/12] * Alucard orders up another mai tai

[23:03:23 17/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson holds David by the waistband of his pants

[23:03:27 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Listen up kiddo

[23:03:39 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm generous, so I'm gonna let you go this time.

[23:03:41 17/04/12] @ Alucard : i love it

[23:03:46 17/04/12] @ Alucard : suicide missions

[23:03:46 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : But mark my words

[23:04:05 17/04/12] *
David Wenton catches himseld in midair, grabbing a pole and sending
himself flying towards Seras. He hits Seras and accidentally gropes
her."oops. Well, better now then never." Runs before he's killed."

[23:04:11 17/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : FUCK WITH THE BIKER BABE AGAIN AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR JOHNNY WITH A DAMN SPORK!

[23:04:35 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : D<

[23:05:09 17/04/12] * Alucard orders up a bloody mary fir Seras

[23:05:20 17/04/12] @ Alucard : for*

[23:05:31 17/04/12] @ Alucard : tvs really good today

[23:06:08 17/04/12] @ Alucard : tegs make sure to dvr (cbox crazy moments) this for me

[23:06:14 17/04/12] *
Seras Victoria " HEY NOW" She yells as he flies toward her. She cries
as she is gropped. She pulls out her Hakannon. ' D< DIE~!" She sprays
a wall of bullets-

[23:06:39 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : =3= Sexual harassment... everywere D:<

[23:06:46 17/04/12] * David Wenton runs wildly, almost dancing as the rounds impact around him.'

[23:07:22 17/04/12] @ Alucard : *bullet pops a hole through mai tai glass*

[23:07:24 17/04/12] @ Alucard : damnit

[23:07:38 17/04/12] Seras Victoria : o.o

[23:07:41 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I always have to do it though

[23:07:51 17/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : someone else can have the honor.

Greatest Moment In Troll History

[20:55:53 20/04/12] @ Ridl : hey

[20:56:02 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Oh wait never mind I wanna torture anderson

[20:56:14 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson raises an eyebrow

[20:56:33 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm sorry for a moment there I thought you were serious.

[20:56:52 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ridl, please be so kind as to inform our newest member who the fuck I am.

[20:56:53 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : *takes a deep breath*

[20:57:04 20/04/12] @ Ridl : http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/20/LOL-AlbinoGorrilla.jpg

[20:57:17 20/04/12] @ Ridl : there's the appropriate reaction

[20:57:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : :3

[20:57:40 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Hello Father Anderson

[20:57:40 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : My thoughts exactly Ridl.

[20:57:53 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : yo

[20:58:01 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I see the catholic society is improving, theres no little timmy attached to your crotch~

[20:58:26 20/04/12] @ Ridl : no promises on Asian nuns though

[20:58:26 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you watched the abridged episode.

[20:58:29 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : how original~

[20:58:31 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I used to be catholic, then i turned 17 and got sick and tired of being the good girl :3

[20:59:04 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I loved hellsing abridged ^_~

[20:59:16 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : my dear I'm sure you're quite the rebel

[20:59:37 20/04/12] @ Ridl : and I like Gurren Lagann, but you don't see my referencing it every five seconds

[20:59:42 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : however, it's my job to be a cocky mother fucker.

[20:59:42 20/04/12] @ Ridl : who the hell do you think I am?

[20:59:45 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it's part of my charm

[21:00:14 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[21:02:08 20/04/12] @ Ridl : it's Friday

[21:02:15 20/04/12] @ Ridl : what do we do now, gang?

[21:02:25 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : idk

[21:03:10 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I've had enough fun for the day

[21:03:24 20/04/12] @ Ridl : oh?

[21:03:45 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : every year the campus orgs paint one of the large sidewalks in celebration of the Drake Relays

[21:03:58 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it turns into a giant drunken mosh pit with paint flying everywhere

[21:04:11 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : nobody walks out of there without getting caked in paint

[21:04:12 20/04/12] @ Ridl : ah

[21:04:19 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Im back

[21:04:33 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Had to take care of my grandpa :3

[21:04:53 20/04/12] @ Ridl : don't go killing old people

[21:04:58 20/04/12] @ Ridl : they'll die soon enough on their own

[21:05:10 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Yes i am a rebel in my own right BURN DOWN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

[21:05:28 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Im not killing him he had a nail in hisfoot and cant walk now

[21:05:55 20/04/12] @ Ridl : sure

[21:06:24 20/04/12] @ Ridl : Weskerson! To the narwhals!

[21:06:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : <_< atleast when he got a nail in his foot it was an accident and it wasnt put in there on purpose

[21:06:32 20/04/12] @ Ridl : We've got space pirates to fight!

[21:06:35 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson props his feet up and sips coffee

[21:06:44 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Calm yourself Ridl.

[21:06:47 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : OwO arggg

[21:06:51 20/04/12] * Ridl flies into space on a narwhal that shoots lasers

[21:07:13 20/04/12] @ Ridl : it's the Jedi of the seas

[21:07:18 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Alucard x Anderson ^w^""

[21:07:44 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You mean Anderson x Alucard

[21:07:51 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : in any case I prefer Heinkel x Yumie

[21:08:01 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I believe alucard is the dominant party!

[21:08:13 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : wrongo

[21:08:33 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Alucards hotter then anderson atleast

[21:08:41 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Not so much

[21:09:06 20/04/12] @ Ridl : Deadshot grew his goatee back

[21:09:10 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : He's pale, got a shitty hair cut, not to mention his pointy ears and nose

[21:09:28 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : although every now and then I do slightly miss rping as Alucard

[21:09:33 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : :3 but hes soooo hooottt *w*

[21:09:44 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : hehe

[21:09:49 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but my successor's all grown up and playing him well enough these days. I'm satisfied.

[21:09:53 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I have horrid taste in males

[21:10:34 20/04/12] @ Ridl : you do

[21:10:37 20/04/12] @ Ridl : I was there

[21:10:53 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : you were there that night ridl?

[21:11:03 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : YOU NINJA BASTARD what did you see >_<

[21:11:18 20/04/12] @ Ridl : all of it

[21:11:20 20/04/12] @ Ridl : and I am a ninja

[21:11:23 20/04/12] @ Ridl : with portals

[21:11:27 20/04/12] @ Ridl : and I'm Batman

[21:11:34 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : *drinks vodka*

[21:11:46 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : My friend and i made a drinking game out of batman

[21:11:50 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : vodka. my my we've got little miss badass in here

[21:12:06 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[21:12:09 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : made a drinking game once.

[21:12:21 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : then I graduated highschool and realized they're obnoxious.

[21:12:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : keep doing what you're doing though.

[21:12:33 20/04/12] @ Ridl : I made a game once

[21:12:34 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Well im still IN highschool

[21:12:37 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : tailspins can only last so long

[21:12:51 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : And have been catholic raised for the past 16 years i think im entitled to SOME fun

[21:12:54 20/04/12] @ Ridl : then the people who played it drink every day to forget the images

[21:13:20 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ofcourse. every girl in america is entitled to vomit across the floor wearing a mini skirt.

[21:13:25 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : use a condom though.

[21:13:34 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I dont have sex

[21:13:38 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : every teenaged guy in america is entitled to wild sex without consequence

[21:13:44 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : im waiting till marriage for that

[21:14:01 20/04/12] @ Ridl : *until freshman year of college

[21:14:02 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : And i dont do skirts

[21:14:04 20/04/12] @ Ridl : fixed for you

[21:14:16 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : exactly.

[21:14:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you undo them

[21:14:19 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I do cargo pants and combat boots

[21:14:34 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : unless you're rocking the really short brand. in which case more power to ya

[21:14:36 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello mike

[21:14:43 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and Ridl chastity is something i dont kid about. I prefer waiting for marriage

[21:15:24 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and no more spying on me painting alucard half naked >_<

[21:15:38 20/04/12] @ Ridl : I see everything

[21:15:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but what else will I do after we cuddle?

[21:15:52 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : nice job there tod

[21:15:59 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Um get your head blown off?

[21:16:02 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it was very reinfield via mel brooks

[21:16:09 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : forward aren't ya

[21:16:29 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : normally I would make someone go that route if they don't want to but if you're offering...

[21:16:31 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Life's too short to beat around the gah damn bush

[21:16:48 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : So which do you prefer a bullet in the dick or a bullet in the head

[21:16:58 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : But I take pride in my ability to beat bushes.

[21:16:59 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Quick because if you act now ill give you both for free

[21:17:55 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : If you wanted to make out you only had to ask.

[21:17:57 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson winks

[21:18:12 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Um im not a 10 year old little boy

[21:18:37 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Exactly.

[21:18:44 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : That's probably why you're attracted to me

[21:18:46 20/04/12] @ Ridl : you're 11, obviously

[21:18:52 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : So you need to go find a little kid to spy on/

[21:19:01 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Im 17~ female~

[21:19:12 20/04/12] @ Ridl : pics or it didn't happen

[21:19:19 20/04/12] @ Ridl : ...so says the internet

[21:19:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Hm

[21:19:44 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Well why would I send pics over the internet to the catholic pervert?

[21:19:58 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : So he can Lure little boys with my picture?

[21:19:58 20/04/12] @ Ridl : I'm Catholic now?

[21:20:06 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Da fuqs going on in YOUR mind

[21:20:07 20/04/12] Dr. Stein Matthus : wait

[21:20:10 20/04/12] Dr. Stein Matthus : what i miss?

[21:20:13 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : little typo there

[21:20:16 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : hold up

[21:20:23 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : sex

[21:20:27 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : alcohol

[21:20:28 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Da fuq's *

[21:20:28 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : parties

[21:20:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : "Well why did I send those pics to the catholic stud?"

[21:20:33 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Drugs!

[21:20:37 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : the usual mike

[21:20:41 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : there ya go. fixed it for ya sexy.

[21:20:44 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : oh wait we havent gotten to that yet

[21:20:57 20/04/12] Dr. Stein Matthus : OH...good

[21:20:57 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Anderson I prefer strong tall dark and demonic

[21:21:09 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : not catholic hideous and well...pedophile

[21:21:12 20/04/12] * Dr. Stein Matthus bro fists andy before he goes back to tear noobs sheets apart on the naruto site* brb

[21:21:22 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : And I prefer women.

[21:21:31 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : tough times all around love.

[21:21:41 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Yeah i sometimes will go for a woman too

[21:21:55 20/04/12] @ Ridl : what about me?

[21:22:23 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : You can have this cucumber

[21:22:35 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : easy there Ridl

[21:22:40 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it's been used.

[21:22:55 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Yes i fucked Anderson with it

[21:23:15 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Anally .....twice

[21:23:26 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : now she's started to admit we slept together

[21:23:34 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : gradual acceptance. it's a good thing.

[21:23:54 20/04/12] @ Ridl : not my fault she just described me

[21:23:58 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : three times if you count me blowing a hole into his scrotum and thrusting it in there

[21:24:18 20/04/12] @ Ridl : put me in a suit and I'm like brains to a zombie

[21:24:24 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : was that before or after you bent over and called me daddy?

[21:24:38 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Sorry Your not big enough to please me anderson

[21:24:49 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : so dont look forward to me bending over or calling you daddy

[21:25:00 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : were I self conscious I might be bothered

[21:25:11 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but that commentary loses some bite coming from a "virgin"

[21:25:28 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ^w^ yes I am a virgin

[21:25:38 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : gimme a week

[21:25:45 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : we'll fix that for you

[21:25:47 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Now wheres that sexy nosferatu

[21:25:59 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Unless its Alucard Im not interested

[21:26:36 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : not quite sure how you'll manage to have intercourse with a fictional character but more power to ya

[21:26:36 20/04/12] @ Ridl : should be in bed around this time

[21:26:50 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Ill be back gotta put up dishes and check on my gramps

[21:27:12 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[21:28:50 20/04/12] @ Ridl : you already killed him

[21:28:53 20/04/12] @ Ridl : what's left to check?

[21:33:15 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[21:34:07 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : .

[21:35:13 20/04/12] @ Ridl : I feel like a cat

[21:35:39 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : that good or bad?

[21:35:50 20/04/12] @ Ridl : not sure

[21:35:59 20/04/12] @ Ridl : I was just scratching my nose with my wrist

[21:36:00 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : are you disappointed in someone?

[21:36:16 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ah that's nothing

[21:36:33 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I scratch at the back of my ears with my knuckles

[21:36:48 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb

[21:37:07 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : im back

[21:37:29 20/04/12] Dr. Stein Matthus : ty

[21:37:52 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb

[21:37:59 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I didnt kill the man tht pretty much has raised me -_- i did however put an ice pack on his foot for him cause he can barely move

[21:38:02 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmZvOhHF85I&ob=av2e this is a good booty shaking song

[21:39:08 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : *yawns*

[21:39:17 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : .

[21:39:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Anderson mustve found some good kiddy porn

[21:40:04 20/04/12] @ Ridl : actually, he's watching you

[21:40:07 20/04/12] @ Ridl : he's next to me

[21:40:17 20/04/12] @ Ridl : we've got our bitchin' night vision goggles

[21:40:31 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Oh? what am i doing then >_>

[21:40:48 20/04/12] Dr. Stein Matthus : Talking on a hellsing site

[21:40:52 20/04/12] * Dr. Stein Matthus wins

[21:40:56 20/04/12] @ Ridl : Riddle me this: What AREN'T you doing right now?

[21:41:04 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Stein dont be a smart ass

[21:41:11 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : You tell me

[21:41:14 20/04/12] Dr. Stein Matthus : Its my job

[21:42:46 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Well Ridl im NOT about to blow up my front yard to blow up you freakers

[21:42:57 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : actually

[21:43:38 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : now that you mention it

[21:43:47 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[21:43:49 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Please enlighten us oh great pervert of the catholic church

[21:44:08 20/04/12] Dr. Stein Matthus : ..excuse me a moment

[21:44:28 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : pervert you say?

[21:44:38 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : not my fault you started whoring it up at 17

[21:45:06 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson shrugs.

[21:45:17 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles kicks wall down*

[21:45:20 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I can only say no so many times before you bust out the ruffies

[21:45:23 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : You know if i was a slut i may take offense to that

[21:45:38 20/04/12] @ Ridl : right

[21:45:41 20/04/12] @ Ridl : you're just a whore

[21:45:42 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : but i know that ive never had sex before so why would i be offended by a stupid statement

[21:45:44 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : luckily you're a righteous little catholic school girl

[21:45:44 20/04/12] * Ridl is punny

[21:45:59 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ..that happens to swig down vodka while her combat boots bounce against the bed posts

[21:46:15 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I drink at home

[21:46:21 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Maybe with two or three friends

[21:46:22 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Oi...

[21:46:24 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : No males

[21:46:32 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I dont party

[21:46:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -_-

[21:46:46 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : So any other false statements you want to throw my way?

[21:47:09 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Nah, my true statements have been working pretty good so far.

[21:47:14 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : figure I'll stick with those.

[21:47:23 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Really?

[21:47:36 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Well your just some fag on the other side of a computer screen

[21:47:49 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : trying to boost up your self esteem by messing with a girl

[21:47:59 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : And you are the reincarnated call girl of Vlad the Impaler.

[21:48:13 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : However its a failed attempt because that girl frankly doesnt give a rats ass about the opinion of the catholic fags

[21:48:31 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles offers tegs and ridl popcorn

[21:48:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : refering to yourself as "that girl" seems unhealthy

[21:48:57 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[21:49:15 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Now its late and im in no mood to deal with the moronic ramblings of a social reject

[21:49:19 20/04/12] @ Ridl : ooh, perfect time to use my meme

[21:49:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : of course having wet dreams about a long dead sociopath also seems unhealthy

[21:49:24 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : then again, who am I to judge

[21:49:26 20/04/12] @ Ridl : http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/108089.jpg

[21:49:37 20/04/12] @ Ridl : you're the Killing Judge

[21:49:42 20/04/12] * Ridl is still puny

[21:49:48 20/04/12] @ Ridl : *punny

[21:49:57 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I dont have wet dreams about vlad

[21:50:06 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ah that's right

[21:50:10 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you use that cucumber for him.

[21:50:17 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : glad we cleared that up.

[21:50:21 20/04/12] @ Ridl : that would be incest, anyway

[21:50:29 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Nope

[21:50:33 20/04/12] @ Ridl : not allowed by the Catholics

[21:50:44 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Im not catholic

[21:50:53 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : im protestant

[21:51:07 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Was raised catholic decided i hated it

[21:51:41 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : was that about the time you started dating deceased warlords?

[21:51:51 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I dont date

[21:52:11 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : one night stands.

[21:52:13 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : classy.

[21:52:17 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : The only good guys are taken, gay, dead, or fictitious

[21:52:28 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : not really

[21:52:35 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you forgot the ones that don't talk to you

[21:52:45 20/04/12] @ Ridl : I'm ambiguously gay

[21:52:45 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Obviously you've never been to jacksonville

[21:53:22 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Been through it I think to Ft. Rucker.

[21:53:51 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : One of the lamest cities in the world

[21:54:12 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : the mayor actually wants to make every public school into private schools

[21:54:17 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : http://vgt890.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/wonka21.jpg?w=620 ....

[21:54:17 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : luckily they have your bright sunny disposition to liven things up

[21:54:24 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you go you adorable little rebel you

[21:54:28 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I swear the american government is the most corrupted shit

[21:54:59 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : one of these days your cargo pants wearing ways will bring down that evil patriarchy

[21:55:02 20/04/12] @ Ridl : yes, let's forget about those countries in Africa where rape and murder are basically legal

[21:55:06 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Anderson you pedophile I will kill you in your sleep

[21:55:17 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : good luck

[21:55:22 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : room for two in my bed sexy

[21:55:25 20/04/12] @ Ridl : or China, where you have your child killed if he's not a he

[21:55:32 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Ridl when i take over the world I'll fix that

[21:55:39 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Good luck with that too

[21:55:43 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : but right now i gotta focus on the problems on the home front

[21:55:57 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you'll have to beat someone named fritz who's a japanese tyrant in the making

[21:56:05 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : WE NEED TO REVIVE VLAD THE IMPALER

[21:56:07 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Some how reminds me of Stewie...just less....diabolic.

[21:56:22 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : TO ROMANIA

[21:56:23 20/04/12] @ Ridl : if anyone's taking over the world, it's me

[21:56:27 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : pardon my hypothetical but....

[21:56:31 20/04/12] @ Ridl : but I don't care for the world, so I won't

[21:56:42 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : say he thinks your a crazy bitch like the rest of us do...

[21:56:47 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : what happens then?

[21:57:07 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : If he tries anything ill detonate the bomb i leave in his body ._.

[21:57:09 20/04/12] @ Ridl : pike up the pooper

[21:57:27 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : He impales her and goes back to sleep...?

[21:57:28 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : then try again later

[21:57:36 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : there goes that deep emotional connection spanning multiple reincarnations.

[21:58:04 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : also, I can't help but smile when I see that nobody denied the crazy bitch accusation.

[21:58:17 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson sighs. "I love it when I'm right."

[21:58:25 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : << >>

[21:58:27 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Well i am a bitch

[21:58:34 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : then again I'm generally right so it works out pretty well for me.

[21:58:45 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : there ya go Victoria. Acceptance is the first step.

[21:58:47 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Men are never right

[21:58:58 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Know your place

[21:59:01 20/04/12] @ Ridl : then you just contradicted yourself

[21:59:06 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : go back to dying while we sit back

[21:59:07 20/04/12] @ Ridl : meaning you'd be wrong and he was right

[21:59:12 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I know one who's right mos tof the time

[21:59:17 20/04/12] @ Ridl : but men are never right, correct?

[21:59:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Actually

[21:59:20 20/04/12] @ Ridl : paradox

[21:59:25 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I admitted i was a bitch

[21:59:32 20/04/12] @ Ridl : and he stated it first

[21:59:36 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : in your case it'd be sitting back with your legs to the ceiling

[21:59:37 20/04/12] @ Ridl : therefore, he was right

[21:59:46 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Anderson

[21:59:49 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Im fucking serious

[21:59:54 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Lay off the damn whore comments

[21:59:54 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : ....when did we move to the Amazon

[22:00:25 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm sorry, I zoned out for a bit

[22:00:25 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : I dont know but im getting on from my kindle

[22:00:31 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : something about you getting laid?

[22:00:40 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .....

[22:00:46 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Anderson

[22:00:48 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : Stop

[22:00:52 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Victoria

[22:00:55 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Go

[22:01:03 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I like this game.

[22:01:07 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Let's play again.

[22:01:10 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ridl.

[22:01:12 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Left.

[22:01:52 20/04/12] @ Ridl : Anderson.

[22:01:55 20/04/12] @ Ridl : ...

[22:01:56 20/04/12] @ Ridl : ...

[22:01:57 20/04/12] @ Ridl : ...

[22:01:58 20/04/12] @ Ridl : ..

[22:02:00 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[22:02:02 20/04/12] @ Ridl : ......

[22:02:04 20/04/12] @ Ridl : Right.

[22:02:41 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Indeed I am.

[22:02:57 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : boom

[22:03:08 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : goes the dynamite.

[22:03:24 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : one guess which one of us heard that from a "special friend" last night

[22:03:27 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : lol.

[22:03:28 20/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips lemonade

[22:03:31 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'll give you a hint.

[22:03:44 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Her name's Hellsing and it isn't Tegs.

[22:04:21 20/04/12] @ Ridl : Integra's daughter from that one fanfic?

[22:04:30 20/04/12] @ Ridl : that was amusing

[22:04:36 20/04/12] @ Ridl : the author stopped posting though

[22:04:47 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you mean duchessraven?

[22:04:48 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : anderson stop with the whore comments for the love of god

[22:04:56 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : or another one?

[22:05:08 20/04/12] @ Ridl : it was the first one you showed me

[22:05:16 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : don't remember which that was

[22:05:19 20/04/12] @ Ridl : stopped at, like, chapter 13

[22:05:35 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh that's the princess of hellsing one

[22:05:45 20/04/12] @ Ridl : that one

[22:05:55 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yea that's hilarious

[22:06:09 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's cute when she's little and poking the corpse of a ghoul

[22:06:25 20/04/12] @ Ridl : last chapter was funny

[22:06:40 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : mhm

[22:08:27 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i love the twilight zone

[22:08:40 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ah Victoria there you are.

[22:08:58 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you were silent for a bit but I just assumed you had something shoved in your mouth again.

[22:09:04 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : good to see you're still with us.

[22:09:08 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : carry on.

[22:09:09 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ....

[22:09:40 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : anderson shut the fuck up with those damn comments

[22:09:42 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles sits on his couch and sips penz-oil through a straw

[22:10:09 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You might try prayer for that one.

[22:10:26 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : something along the lines of "Oh God! Oh God!" should be familiar to you

[22:10:37 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson winks

[22:10:50 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i would but you shoved my prayer beads up lil johnys ass

[22:10:50 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Dude....are you bored tonight or something, broskie?

[22:11:31 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Nah Mikey, I exercise when I'm bored.

[22:11:34 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : mike pm

[22:11:39 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : This is just damn fun.

[22:11:40 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[22:11:56 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : no its not

[22:12:33 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : They were rather dirty when I found em Vicky. might wanna wash those off next time you and your johnny of the week finish up your Sexy Sundays

[22:13:25 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : im not the catholic church

[22:13:31 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Pm, ya, ya..

[22:13:46 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I noticed.

[22:13:57 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : The Catholics tend to discourage sex with strangers

[22:14:13 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : anderson i never knew you wanted a girl so bad

[22:14:18 20/04/12] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives mike a cookie

[22:14:29 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : you must be very desperate

[22:14:38 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles takes said cookie*

[22:14:41 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : The girl I met two hours ago doesn't know me?

[22:14:46 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Surprising.

[22:14:55 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Btw tegs, mind if i ask how my brain transplant thing went/is going..??

[22:15:26 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I think some people forgot it was there but so far it's a no go

[22:15:37 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : sirina is curious I think though

[22:16:05 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Saw that comming..

[22:16:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : im tired. -yawn-

[22:16:55 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Foursomes tend to do that to you

[22:17:07 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : you would know

[22:17:37 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[22:17:37 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Not as well as you honey.

[22:18:04 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i beg to differ

[22:18:35 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You beg for alot of things this time of night

[22:18:47] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sad to say I'm not all that interested in catering to you

[22:19:01] VictoriaHellsing : i dont beg i point a gun and demand

[22:19:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : The virgin demands sex at gunpoint.

[22:19:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Wonderful moral stance that.

[22:19:31] VictoriaHellsing : i demand peace and quiey

[22:19:36] VictoriaHellsing : quiet

[22:19:37] @ Ridl : I've heard of liking it rough, but...

[22:19:49] @ Ridl : must be a follower of Mao

[22:20:00] VictoriaHellsing : im a very light sleeper.

[22:20:35] VictoriaHellsing : anderson are you and ridl being asses cause your trying to grt rid of me?

[22:20:36] @ Father Alexander Anderson : A johnson down south would do that Iimagine.

[22:20:50] @ Father Alexander Anderson : oh no if I wanted to get rid of you I'd do this

[22:20:53] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[22:20:56] VictoriaHellsing has been kicked by Father Alexander Anderson

[22:21:07] VictoriaHellsing joined the chat on Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:21 pm

[22:21:07] * Father Alexander Anderson takes a bow.

[22:21:13] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm here all week folks.

[22:21:15] VictoriaHellsing : ...,

[22:21:50] VictoriaHellsing : yh

[22:21:59] VictoriaHellsing : thats not funny or cute

[22:22:01] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : alucard should be getting off of work by now

[22:22:05] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : or at least getting home.

[22:22:39] VictoriaHellsing : yeah and im getting about exhusted with andersons shit

[22:22:57] @ Father Alexander Anderson : sounds like a personal problem

[22:23:20] VictoriaHellsing : i want to violate you with a stake

[22:23:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : my place or yours?

[22:23:38] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : afraid that won't work on him

[22:23:46] @ Father Alexander Anderson : mine might work better. heard there's a line outside yours

[22:24:01] VictoriaHellsing : i dont care i want to make his ass bleed

[22:24:07] VictoriaHellsing : literally.

[22:24:13] @ Ridl : with regenerators, you can take certain liberties

[22:24:45] VictoriaHellsing : ill set him on a pike and pull a tepes

[22:24:59] @ Father Alexander Anderson : oh you'll pull Tepes alright

[22:25:20] @ Ridl : sodomized by a fat Turkish man?

[22:25:26] VictoriaHellsing : watch your weight drag you down on the pike

[22:25:52] @ Father Alexander Anderson : adding voyeurism to your menu now Vicky?

[22:26:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : glad to see you're expanding. might bring in some more singles on the weekend doing that

Part Deux!

[22:26:42 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : anderson please stop with the whore jokes

[22:28:04 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : tempting.

[22:28:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : please just stop

[22:29:21 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : .

[22:29:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Tell ya what. I'll be honest with ya Vicky

[22:30:00 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and dont call me vicky

[22:30:10 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : vicky veil

[22:30:14 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : sorry just had to

[22:30:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .....

[22:30:20 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : contrary to what I'm sure you're thinking, I'm not fond of trolling.

[22:30:41 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : on any other day of the week I pride myself on being a gentleman.

[22:30:45 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ......

[22:31:01 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but reading through that introduction message of yours I got this itch I just had to scratch

[22:31:44 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -.- so far my first impression of this site is horrid

[22:31:47 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : It gave off a serious vibe of a pompous idiot so I came in here with a negative disposition

[22:32:08 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Probably should have given you a chance and gotten to know you but I didn't and here we are now

[22:32:25 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : so we can pretend it never happened and continue on our merry way

[22:32:47 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : keep in mind it won't happen because you'll always hate me for making you look like a bumbling idiot in here

[22:33:07 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : option two is I keep hammering away with baseless insults until I get bored.

[22:33:44 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and rest assured, you are correct on one point (first one thus far)

[22:33:49 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : this is a horrid site.

[22:33:56 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and it's only your first day.

[22:34:34 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : this would be the part where you call us all horrible people and log off.

[22:35:18 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : sorry dick ive delt with worse trolls then you

[22:35:30 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[22:35:36 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[22:36:07 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : than

[22:36:41 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : but stop with the whore comments cause you dont know shit about me

[22:37:14 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and yet all my comments are hitting nerves.

[22:37:32 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : makes me think I'm not too far from the truth in which case you're right again (two in a row wow!)

[22:37:38 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I DON"T want to know you.

[22:37:47 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : because of something i dont talk about alot

[22:38:10 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : especially eith inconsideratr jackasses like yourself

[22:38:18 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : with*

[22:38:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/298/4/e/Demotivator__Face_Palm_by_Spirit_catcher.jpg

[22:38:39 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : inconsiderate*

[22:38:48 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : contrary to popular belief, you typing faster doesn't make you sound more intimidating.

[22:39:01 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it just causes you to make even more typos than usual.

[22:39:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : don't let up now though. your brutal verbal assault has me on the ropes.

[22:39:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : im on a kindle typing with one finger

[22:39:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I can imagine what you're doing with the other hand~

[22:39:57 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : holding said kindle up

[22:41:42 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[22:41:56 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .

[22:42:11 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : <___<

[22:42:17 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : >____>

[22:42:24 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[22:42:40 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sorry, I was waiting to see if anyone would actually come to defend you in any way shape of form.

[22:43:02 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles is editing pictures atm...

[22:43:05 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Nice thing about audiences, they know a curbstomp when they see one.

[22:43:19 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : jackasses dont care honestly integra is the only one i remotely respect

[22:43:46 20/04/12] * Ridl doesn't need respect from people he doesn't know

[22:43:58 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : the rest i dont give two shits about

[22:44:12 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson pats Mikey and Ridl on the back

[22:44:21 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : It's ok guys. I still love you.

[22:44:41 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i cant believe i even looked at this site -.u

[22:44:51 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Neither can we.

[22:45:04 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : There isn't even a single picture of Alucard naked.

[22:45:12 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Whatever drew your eye in the first place?

[22:45:42 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -shrugs-it was an active looking hellsing rpg site

[22:46:01 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and it is

[22:46:04 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I got kidnapped

[22:46:27 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : people are killing other people

[22:46:31 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : which follows the ova or atleasts asks that it be viewed

[22:46:38 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's a wonderful world

[22:46:53 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and ofcourse Alucard isn't paired with an original character

[22:47:05 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : perfect chance for you to spring in

[22:47:12 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and?

[22:47:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i care because?

[22:47:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Evidently you care enough to put up with me.

[22:48:01 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : because you dont shut up

[22:48:13 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Either you're enjoying the abuse or your fictional character obsession goes far deeper than I originally thought

[22:48:29 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : neither

[22:48:31 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : there's a little red button in the corner.

[22:48:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : your just there

[22:48:39 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it says "Log out"

[22:48:51 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i can rea

[22:48:55 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Now, this is a wild hunch buuuuuuuuuuut

[22:48:56 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : read*

[22:49:06 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : if you hit it then ya might not have to listen to me anymore

[22:49:12 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : pity you can't spell

[22:49:25 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : its a kindle.

[22:49:48 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : oh wait your caveman brain doesnt comprehend technology

[22:50:17 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Nor can I comprehend your reasons for still being here.

[22:50:31 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[22:50:33 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i love hellsing.

[22:50:41 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm nursing a hunch it's a desperate cry for attention bordering on a nice mix of exhibitionism and masochism

[22:51:03 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and dispite your failed insults im staying

[22:51:09 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : till i get bored

[22:51:16 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : the word you're looking for is despite

[22:51:29 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : so get used to seeing me

[22:51:35 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : dis would be what I've been doing to you the last hour

[22:51:59 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : your opinion is invalid

[22:52:17 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : know your place you brain in a box

[22:52:30 20/04/12] @ Ridl : I don't see an opinion there

[22:52:32 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sparkles.

[22:52:33 20/04/12] @ Ridl : more of a fact

[22:52:33 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello

[22:52:40 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : hi

[22:52:42 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Good to see you

[22:52:43 20/04/12] @ Alucard : heard there was craziness in a pickle jar?

[22:52:43 20/04/12] @ Ridl : the man of the hour has arrived

[22:52:55 20/04/12] @ Alucard : damn straighnt

[22:52:59 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you're just about to catch the tail end of the public beating

[22:53:05 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : pickle jar?...no cookie jar

[22:53:08 20/04/12] @ Alucard : ooh

[22:53:18 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : well, I'm sure she knows her way around a pickle but I haven't seen the jar yet

[22:53:23 20/04/12] * Alucard gets out a pimp cane and a rubber chicken

[22:53:33 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Would you look at that

[22:53:34 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i dont like pickles

[22:53:53 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : less than a minute and he's already living up to your fantasies Vicky

[22:54:08 20/04/12] @ Alucard : lol

[22:54:09 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : And to think people say dreams will never come true.

[22:54:31 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : yes its all ive ever wanted!

[22:54:33 20/04/12] * Alucard smacks Father Alexander Andersonwith a tuna sammich

[22:54:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -sarcasm-

[22:54:45 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Now you just need to circumvent that kindle screen and divide between reality and fiction and bing bang boom

[22:54:59 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you'll get a chance to experience Vlad the Impaler, live and in color

[22:55:04 20/04/12] @ Alucard : boom goes the dynamite

[22:55:16 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : did that joke already arty

[22:55:16 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .-. buy me another one then

[22:55:27 20/04/12] @ Alucard : and he will impale you with his spear

[22:55:38 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : owo

[22:55:38 20/04/12] @ Alucard : aw damn bastard

[22:55:39 20/04/12] @ Ridl : already made the dynamite joke

[22:55:39 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it was around the time she was serving the guy with the number 20 ticket

[22:56:03 20/04/12] @ Alucard : and then you will like pickles

[22:56:04 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : well vlad did impale females in the vagin

[22:56:06 20/04/12] @ Alucard : hehe geddit

[22:56:09 20/04/12] @ Alucard : spear?

[22:56:16 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : vagina

[22:56:33 20/04/12] @ Alucard : well hows about we recreate history?

[22:56:53 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : no im comfortable in bed

[22:57:00 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Use a condom Vicky.

[22:57:13 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : fuck condoms

[22:57:16 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : God only knows what sorts of diseases he's picked up over the decades

[22:57:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : birth control ftw

[22:57:29 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : wonderful policy for a woman in your line of work to have

[22:57:46 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : swimming?

[22:58:00 20/04/12] @ Ridl : just not the same if you don't have some genital warts to wake up to with the hangover, I guess

[22:58:00 20/04/12] @ Alucard : hey im undead

[22:58:05 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm sure you have enough customers to swim in something

[22:58:12 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : sadly it isn't water

[22:58:14 20/04/12] @ Alucard : im not exactly mr clean

[22:58:39 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : :) they have creams for that

[22:59:01 20/04/12] @ Alucard : gain

[22:59:05 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Vicky's tried at least 5 different brands

[22:59:06 20/04/12] @ Ridl : so that's where all the hard-earned whore money goes

[22:59:07 20/04/12] @ Alucard : undead and unaffected

[22:59:08 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and tiny combs

[22:59:13 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I hear that "new car smell" is her favorite

[22:59:28 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ewie no

[22:59:49 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i am not bella swan

[23:00:02 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : my pussy doesnt smell like fish

[23:00:12 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ah that's right.

[23:00:21 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it smells like failure, repression, and tears.

[23:00:21 20/04/12] @ Ridl : dead cat

[23:00:24 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : so i dont need new car smell -w-

[23:00:29 20/04/12] @ Ridl : don't forget the dead cat

[23:00:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : apologies for my mistake.

[23:00:38 20/04/12] @ Ridl : or, Chinese food, I guess

[23:00:47 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : noope still wrong

[23:00:55 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : brb

[23:01:00 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : it smells like something youll never get

[23:01:08 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : laid

[23:01:10 20/04/12] @ Alucard : msg, satisfied for the moment biut need something else to eat kater?

[23:01:14 20/04/12] @ Ridl : STD?

[23:01:18 20/04/12] @ Alucard : but*

[23:01:23 20/04/12] @ Alucard : later*

[23:01:40 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : A quick point of clarification.

[23:01:58 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ramen

[23:02:11 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : The most respectable catholic school girl, flaunts her virginity...and then claims her vagina smells like cheap sex?

[23:02:25 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Maybe I'm missing something but there seems to be a contradiction here.

[23:02:35 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : So now let's play everyone favorite game show....

[23:02:36 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i never said it did

[23:02:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : SPOT THE FAIL!

[23:02:52 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i just said youd never get laid :)

[23:03:03 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Our first contestant hails from Eastern Europe and recently the outskirts of london

[23:03:26 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : his hobbies include guns, long walks in the woods, and having one night stands with idiotic 17 year old fangirls

[23:03:27 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : your fat ass mother i presume -w-

[23:03:42 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Let's have a big round of applause for the one, the only...DRACULAAAAAAAAA

[23:03:53 20/04/12] @ Ridl : did she just imply she slept with your mother?

[23:03:59 20/04/12] @ Alucard : Hey hey hey

[23:04:01 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : please Vicky, no flashing the contestants.

[23:04:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Now then, Mr. Tepes. Are you ready to...SPOT

[23:04:21 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : THE

[23:04:21 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : back

[23:04:22 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : FAIL

[23:04:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -w- oh im sorry ill get little timmy

[23:04:31 20/04/12] @ Ridl : welcome back

[23:04:33 20/04/12] @ Alucard : dont forget the police girls with the big titties

[23:04:45 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : yeah sure

[23:04:48 20/04/12] * Alucard whips out his big...Jackal

[23:05:06 20/04/12] @ Alucard : sure bring andy

[23:05:09 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i see what you did there-w-

[23:05:13 20/04/12] @ Alucard : birng it andy*

[23:05:27 20/04/12] @ Alucard : gah

[23:05:30 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : bring*

[23:05:31 20/04/12] @ Alucard : damned kb

[23:05:58 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Your first and final challenge of the night...is....point out the desperate fan girl

[23:06:10 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ....

[23:06:11 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : silence in the audience please

[23:06:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : your mother -.-

[23:06:34 20/04/12] @ Alucard : oh

[23:06:40 20/04/12] @ Alucard : thats a tough one

[23:06:59 20/04/12] @ Alucard : lightweight priest

[23:07:05 20/04/12] @ Alucard : portal fairy

[23:07:07 20/04/12] @ Alucard : or newb

[23:07:18 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : would you like to phone a host or have three of the options removes?

[23:07:21 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : *removed?

[23:07:22 20/04/12] * Ridl is a fairy

[23:07:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -w-

[23:07:48 20/04/12] @ Alucard : mmm im still waiting for my prize

[23:08:03 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : a cucumber

[23:08:04 20/04/12] @ Alucard : either a new car

[23:08:06 20/04/12] @ Alucard : or a pony

[23:08:12 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : up andersons fat ass

[23:08:23 20/04/12] @ Alucard : i need something for breakfast and ieither will do

[23:08:38 20/04/12] @ Alucard : ah fuck it

[23:08:45 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : trust the cucumber

[23:08:55 20/04/12] * Alucard shoots VictoriaHellsing in the head

[23:09:01 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : vicky certainly trusts it

[23:09:04 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .....

[23:09:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Now I have a hunch she wants you to fuck her

[23:09:25 20/04/12] @ Alucard : ill just go get get some tacos

[23:09:27 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : why is everone on this site a jackass

[23:09:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but the skull might not be where she had in mind

[23:09:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : no i dont

[23:09:38 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : food for thought vicky

[23:09:50 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[23:09:52 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : if you have an issue with one person, the problem could be with them

[23:10:03 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : if you have a problem with two people, the problem could still be with them

[23:10:10 20/04/12] @ Alucard : hey he and i are usually kind

[23:10:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but if you have a problem with three people, you ever think you just might be the problem?

[23:10:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : but even you admitted the site was mostly trolls

[23:10:21 20/04/12] @ Alucard : so take that to thought for a second

[23:10:39 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : he never said that

[23:10:40 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i dont get why everyone hates me though

[23:10:43 20/04/12] @ Alucard : not why are people on here dicks

[23:10:51 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : he said he normally never trolls that he is a gentleman

[23:10:55 20/04/12] @ Alucard : but what did you possibly do to make them dicks

[23:11:05 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i havent been here more then 24 hours

[23:11:17 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and you guys treat me like shit

[23:11:24 20/04/12] @ Alucard : and in that small time, you mustve done something

[23:11:32 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What I do?!

[23:11:44 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : posted an intro and thats it

[23:11:53 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : the air of pretension and ignorance might have something to do with it

[23:11:53 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : oh and been in here

[23:11:54 20/04/12] @ Alucard : otherwise i wouldnt get word of trolling

[23:12:22 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : that or we simply can't connect to someone with a rich history of incarnation as yourself.

[23:12:51 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .....

[23:13:01 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i quit if i wan

[23:13:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : wanted to be treated like shit id stay

[23:13:51 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i joined hopefully to rp but no i got treated lie shit the first day

[23:13:52 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : to be honest with you

[23:13:57 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You were fine with me kicking you around for the last few hours

[23:14:08 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you did say earlier to me not to mention anything erotic cause your mind goes there

[23:14:08 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but now Alucard denies your immortal love and you bolt?

[23:14:09 20/04/12] @ Alucard : if you really cant admit that you did anything, theres no place for you here

[23:14:15 20/04/12] @ Alucard : sos

[23:14:17 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : welp not my fault she can't take what she dishes

[23:14:20 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson sighs

[23:14:21 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[23:14:22 20/04/12] @ Alucard : wow*

[23:14:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Welp, I had fun with that.

[23:14:35 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles looks around* . *continues to sip penz-oil from a can*

[23:14:43 20/04/12] @ Ridl : too bad, I didn't get to use my psyche profile I constructed

[23:14:49 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Lady and gentlemen, I formally apologize for my terrible behavior in front of you all.

[23:14:59 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles tosses andy the troll of the year award just for that* Bah.

[23:15:18 20/04/12] @ Alucard : no problem man

[23:15:21 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson put's it in his overstuffed trophy cabinet

[23:15:40 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : just for a reminder

[23:15:44 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Now.. I need to get serin to post in the PF so i can own you

[23:15:47 20/04/12] @ Ridl : http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/b/c/bccdb_ORIG-troll_of_the_year.jpg

[23:15:47 20/04/12] * Alucard brofists Father Alexander Anderson

[23:15:53 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : her first words upon seeing me were

[23:16:00 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : "Hold on, I wanna torture Anderson"

[23:16:09 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Tell me kiddies. How'd that turn out?

[23:16:15 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Dennis would approve Tyler

[23:16:15 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : .....amusing

[23:16:34 20/04/12] @ Alucard : she found out that was she wanted to bite was too big for her mouth

[23:16:46 20/04/12] @ Alucard : what*

[23:16:53 20/04/12] @ Ridl : that's saying something

[23:17:06 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yup

[23:17:13 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : No comment.

[23:17:27 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles missed half of what was happening cause he was ressureccting his old OC

[23:17:35 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'll pm you the copy

[23:17:43 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : should we copy the second half?

[23:17:44 20/04/12] * Alucard yawhs

[23:17:53 20/04/12] @ Ridl : sure

[23:17:57 20/04/12] @ Alucard : wow

[23:17:58 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : An obnoxious girl joined fawning over Vlad the Impaler

[23:18:03 20/04/12] @ Alucard : i must be out of it

[23:18:06 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : sent mike

[23:18:09 20/04/12] * Alucard yawns*

[23:18:13 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I spent two hours laying out her contradictions and mocking her.

[23:18:18 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : should I do the honors of copying?

[23:18:18 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Summary over.

[23:18:32 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Ill read it in a sec.

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Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:24 pm Topic: Something Funny Part Deux!
[22:26:42 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : anderson please stop with the whore jokes

[22:28:04 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : tempting.

[22:28:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : please just stop

[22:29:21 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : .

[22:29:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Tell ya what. I'll be honest with ya Vicky

[22:30:00 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and dont call me vicky

[22:30:10 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : vicky veil

[22:30:14 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : sorry just had to

[22:30:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .....

[22:30:20 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : contrary to what I'm sure you're thinking, I'm not fond of trolling.

[22:30:41 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : on any other day of the week I pride myself on being a gentleman.

[22:30:45 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ......

[22:31:01 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but reading through that introduction message of yours I got this itch I just had to scratch

[22:31:44 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -.- so far my first impression of this site is horrid

[22:31:47 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : It gave off a serious vibe of a pompous idiot so I came in here with a negative disposition

[22:32:08 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Probably should have given you a chance and gotten to know you but I didn't and here we are now

[22:32:25 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : so we can pretend it never happened and continue on our merry way

[22:32:47 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : keep in mind it won't happen because you'll always hate me for making you look like a bumbling idiot in here

[22:33:07 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : option two is I keep hammering away with baseless insults until I get bored.

[22:33:44 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and rest assured, you are correct on one point (first one thus far)

[22:33:49 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : this is a horrid site.

[22:33:56 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and it's only your first day.

[22:34:34 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : this would be the part where you call us all horrible people and log off.

[22:35:18 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : sorry dick ive delt with worse trolls then you

[22:35:30 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[22:35:36 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[22:36:07 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : than

[22:36:41 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : but stop with the whore comments cause you dont know shit about me

[22:37:14 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and yet all my comments are hitting nerves.

[22:37:32 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : makes me think I'm not too far from the truth in which case you're right again (two in a row wow!)

[22:37:38 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I DON"T want to know you.

[22:37:47 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : because of something i dont talk about alot

[22:38:10 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : especially eith inconsideratr jackasses like yourself

[22:38:18 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : with*

[22:38:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/298/4/e/Demotivator__Face_Palm_by_Spirit_catcher.jpg

[22:38:39 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : inconsiderate*

[22:38:48 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : contrary to popular belief, you typing faster doesn't make you sound more intimidating.

[22:39:01 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it just causes you to make even more typos than usual.

[22:39:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : don't let up now though. your brutal verbal assault has me on the ropes.

[22:39:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : im on a kindle typing with one finger

[22:39:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I can imagine what you're doing with the other hand~

[22:39:57 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : holding said kindle up

[22:41:42 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[22:41:56 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .

[22:42:11 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : <___<

[22:42:17 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : >____>

[22:42:24 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[22:42:40 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sorry, I was waiting to see if anyone would actually come to defend you in any way shape of form.

[22:43:02 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles is editing pictures atm...

[22:43:05 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Nice thing about audiences, they know a curbstomp when they see one.

[22:43:19 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : jackasses dont care honestly integra is the only one i remotely respect

[22:43:46 20/04/12] * Ridl doesn't need respect from people he doesn't know

[22:43:58 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : the rest i dont give two shits about

[22:44:12 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson pats Mikey and Ridl on the back

[22:44:21 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : It's ok guys. I still love you.

[22:44:41 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i cant believe i even looked at this site -.u

[22:44:51 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Neither can we.

[22:45:04 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : There isn't even a single picture of Alucard naked.

[22:45:12 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Whatever drew your eye in the first place?

[22:45:42 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -shrugs-it was an active looking hellsing rpg site

[22:46:01 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and it is

[22:46:04 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I got kidnapped

[22:46:27 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : people are killing other people

[22:46:31 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : which follows the ova or atleasts asks that it be viewed

[22:46:38 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's a wonderful world

[22:46:53 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and ofcourse Alucard isn't paired with an original character

[22:47:05 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : perfect chance for you to spring in

[22:47:12 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and?

[22:47:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i care because?

[22:47:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Evidently you care enough to put up with me.

[22:48:01 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : because you dont shut up

[22:48:13 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Either you're enjoying the abuse or your fictional character obsession goes far deeper than I originally thought

[22:48:29 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : neither

[22:48:31 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : there's a little red button in the corner.

[22:48:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : your just there

[22:48:39 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it says "Log out"

[22:48:51 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i can rea

[22:48:55 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Now, this is a wild hunch buuuuuuuuuuut

[22:48:56 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : read*

[22:49:06 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : if you hit it then ya might not have to listen to me anymore

[22:49:12 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : pity you can't spell

[22:49:25 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : its a kindle.

[22:49:48 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : oh wait your caveman brain doesnt comprehend technology

[22:50:17 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Nor can I comprehend your reasons for still being here.

[22:50:31 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[22:50:33 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i love hellsing.

[22:50:41 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm nursing a hunch it's a desperate cry for attention bordering on a nice mix of exhibitionism and masochism

[22:51:03 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and dispite your failed insults im staying

[22:51:09 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : till i get bored

[22:51:16 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : the word you're looking for is despite

[22:51:29 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : so get used to seeing me

[22:51:35 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : dis would be what I've been doing to you the last hour

[22:51:59 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : your opinion is invalid

[22:52:17 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : know your place you brain in a box

[22:52:30 20/04/12] @ Ridl : I don't see an opinion there

[22:52:32 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sparkles.

[22:52:33 20/04/12] @ Ridl : more of a fact

[22:52:33 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello

[22:52:40 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : hi

[22:52:42 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Good to see you

[22:52:43 20/04/12] @ Alucard : heard there was craziness in a pickle jar?

[22:52:43 20/04/12] @ Ridl : the man of the hour has arrived

[22:52:55 20/04/12] @ Alucard : damn straighnt

[22:52:59 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you're just about to catch the tail end of the public beating

[22:53:05 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : pickle jar?...no cookie jar

[22:53:08 20/04/12] @ Alucard : ooh

[22:53:18 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : well, I'm sure she knows her way around a pickle but I haven't seen the jar yet

[22:53:23 20/04/12] * Alucard gets out a pimp cane and a rubber chicken

[22:53:33 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Would you look at that

[22:53:34 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i dont like pickles

[22:53:53 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : less than a minute and he's already living up to your fantasies Vicky

[22:54:08 20/04/12] @ Alucard : lol

[22:54:09 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : And to think people say dreams will never come true.

[22:54:31 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : yes its all ive ever wanted!

[22:54:33 20/04/12] * Alucard smacks Father Alexander Andersonwith a tuna sammich

[22:54:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -sarcasm-

[22:54:45 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Now you just need to circumvent that kindle screen and divide between reality and fiction and bing bang boom

[22:54:59 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you'll get a chance to experience Vlad the Impaler, live and in color

[22:55:04 20/04/12] @ Alucard : boom goes the dynamite

[22:55:16 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : did that joke already arty

[22:55:16 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .-. buy me another one then

[22:55:27 20/04/12] @ Alucard : and he will impale you with his spear

[22:55:38 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : owo

[22:55:38 20/04/12] @ Alucard : aw damn bastard

[22:55:39 20/04/12] @ Ridl : already made the dynamite joke

[22:55:39 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it was around the time she was serving the guy with the number 20 ticket

[22:56:03 20/04/12] @ Alucard : and then you will like pickles

[22:56:04 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : well vlad did impale females in the vagin

[22:56:06 20/04/12] @ Alucard : hehe geddit

[22:56:09 20/04/12] @ Alucard : spear?

[22:56:16 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : vagina

[22:56:33 20/04/12] @ Alucard : well hows about we recreate history?

[22:56:53 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : no im comfortable in bed

[22:57:00 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Use a condom Vicky.

[22:57:13 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : fuck condoms

[22:57:16 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : God only knows what sorts of diseases he's picked up over the decades

[22:57:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : birth control ftw

[22:57:29 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : wonderful policy for a woman in your line of work to have

[22:57:46 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : swimming?

[22:58:00 20/04/12] @ Ridl : just not the same if you don't have some genital warts to wake up to with the hangover, I guess

[22:58:00 20/04/12] @ Alucard : hey im undead

[22:58:05 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm sure you have enough customers to swim in something

[22:58:12 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : sadly it isn't water

[22:58:14 20/04/12] @ Alucard : im not exactly mr clean

[22:58:39 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : :) they have creams for that

[22:59:01 20/04/12] @ Alucard : gain

[22:59:05 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Vicky's tried at least 5 different brands

[22:59:06 20/04/12] @ Ridl : so that's where all the hard-earned whore money goes

[22:59:07 20/04/12] @ Alucard : undead and unaffected

[22:59:08 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and tiny combs

[22:59:13 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I hear that "new car smell" is her favorite

[22:59:28 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ewie no

[22:59:49 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i am not bella swan

[23:00:02 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : my pussy doesnt smell like fish

[23:00:12 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ah that's right.

[23:00:21 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it smells like failure, repression, and tears.

[23:00:21 20/04/12] @ Ridl : dead cat

[23:00:24 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : so i dont need new car smell -w-

[23:00:29 20/04/12] @ Ridl : don't forget the dead cat

[23:00:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : apologies for my mistake.

[23:00:38 20/04/12] @ Ridl : or, Chinese food, I guess

[23:00:47 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : noope still wrong

[23:00:55 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : brb

[23:01:00 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : it smells like something youll never get

[23:01:08 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : laid

[23:01:10 20/04/12] @ Alucard : msg, satisfied for the moment biut need something else to eat kater?

[23:01:14 20/04/12] @ Ridl : STD?

[23:01:18 20/04/12] @ Alucard : but*

[23:01:23 20/04/12] @ Alucard : later*

[23:01:40 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : A quick point of clarification.

[23:01:58 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ramen

[23:02:11 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : The most respectable catholic school girl, flaunts her virginity...and then claims her vagina smells like cheap sex?

[23:02:25 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Maybe I'm missing something but there seems to be a contradiction here.

[23:02:35 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : So now let's play everyone favorite game show....

[23:02:36 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i never said it did

[23:02:43 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : SPOT THE FAIL!

[23:02:52 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i just said youd never get laid :)

[23:03:03 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Our first contestant hails from Eastern Europe and recently the outskirts of london

[23:03:26 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : his hobbies include guns, long walks in the woods, and having one night stands with idiotic 17 year old fangirls

[23:03:27 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : your fat ass mother i presume -w-

[23:03:42 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Let's have a big round of applause for the one, the only...DRACULAAAAAAAAA

[23:03:53 20/04/12] @ Ridl : did she just imply she slept with your mother?

[23:03:59 20/04/12] @ Alucard : Hey hey hey

[23:04:01 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : please Vicky, no flashing the contestants.

[23:04:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Now then, Mr. Tepes. Are you ready to...SPOT

[23:04:21 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : THE

[23:04:21 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : back

[23:04:22 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : FAIL

[23:04:26 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -w- oh im sorry ill get little timmy

[23:04:31 20/04/12] @ Ridl : welcome back

[23:04:33 20/04/12] @ Alucard : dont forget the police girls with the big titties

[23:04:45 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : yeah sure

[23:04:48 20/04/12] * Alucard whips out his big...Jackal

[23:05:06 20/04/12] @ Alucard : sure bring andy

[23:05:09 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i see what you did there-w-

[23:05:13 20/04/12] @ Alucard : birng it andy*

[23:05:27 20/04/12] @ Alucard : gah

[23:05:30 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : bring*

[23:05:31 20/04/12] @ Alucard : damned kb

[23:05:58 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Your first and final challenge of the night...is....point out the desperate fan girl

[23:06:10 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : ....

[23:06:11 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : silence in the audience please

[23:06:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : your mother -.-

[23:06:34 20/04/12] @ Alucard : oh

[23:06:40 20/04/12] @ Alucard : thats a tough one

[23:06:59 20/04/12] @ Alucard : lightweight priest

[23:07:05 20/04/12] @ Alucard : portal fairy

[23:07:07 20/04/12] @ Alucard : or newb

[23:07:18 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : would you like to phone a host or have three of the options removes?

[23:07:21 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : *removed?

[23:07:22 20/04/12] * Ridl is a fairy

[23:07:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : -w-

[23:07:48 20/04/12] @ Alucard : mmm im still waiting for my prize

[23:08:03 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : a cucumber

[23:08:04 20/04/12] @ Alucard : either a new car

[23:08:06 20/04/12] @ Alucard : or a pony

[23:08:12 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : up andersons fat ass

[23:08:23 20/04/12] @ Alucard : i need something for breakfast and ieither will do

[23:08:38 20/04/12] @ Alucard : ah fuck it

[23:08:45 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : trust the cucumber

[23:08:55 20/04/12] * Alucard shoots VictoriaHellsing in the head

[23:09:01 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : vicky certainly trusts it

[23:09:04 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .....

[23:09:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Now I have a hunch she wants you to fuck her

[23:09:25 20/04/12] @ Alucard : ill just go get get some tacos

[23:09:27 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : why is everone on this site a jackass

[23:09:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but the skull might not be where she had in mind

[23:09:35 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : no i dont

[23:09:38 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : food for thought vicky

[23:09:50 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[23:09:52 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : if you have an issue with one person, the problem could be with them

[23:10:03 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : if you have a problem with two people, the problem could still be with them

[23:10:10 20/04/12] @ Alucard : hey he and i are usually kind

[23:10:19 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but if you have a problem with three people, you ever think you just might be the problem?

[23:10:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : but even you admitted the site was mostly trolls

[23:10:21 20/04/12] @ Alucard : so take that to thought for a second

[23:10:39 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : he never said that

[23:10:40 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i dont get why everyone hates me though

[23:10:43 20/04/12] @ Alucard : not why are people on here dicks

[23:10:51 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : he said he normally never trolls that he is a gentleman

[23:10:55 20/04/12] @ Alucard : but what did you possibly do to make them dicks

[23:11:05 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i havent been here more then 24 hours

[23:11:17 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : and you guys treat me like shit

[23:11:24 20/04/12] @ Alucard : and in that small time, you mustve done something

[23:11:32 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What I do?!

[23:11:44 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : posted an intro and thats it

[23:11:53 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : the air of pretension and ignorance might have something to do with it

[23:11:53 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : oh and been in here

[23:11:54 20/04/12] @ Alucard : otherwise i wouldnt get word of trolling

[23:12:22 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : that or we simply can't connect to someone with a rich history of incarnation as yourself.

[23:12:51 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : .....

[23:13:01 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i quit if i wan

[23:13:20 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : wanted to be treated like shit id stay

[23:13:51 20/04/12] VictoriaHellsing : i joined hopefully to rp but no i got treated lie shit the first day

[23:13:52 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : to be honest with you

[23:13:57 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You were fine with me kicking you around for the last few hours

[23:14:08 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you did say earlier to me not to mention anything erotic cause your mind goes there

[23:14:08 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but now Alucard denies your immortal love and you bolt?

[23:14:09 20/04/12] @ Alucard : if you really cant admit that you did anything, theres no place for you here

[23:14:15 20/04/12] @ Alucard : sos

[23:14:17 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : welp not my fault she can't take what she dishes

[23:14:20 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson sighs

[23:14:21 20/04/12] @ Ridl : .

[23:14:22 20/04/12] @ Alucard : wow*

[23:14:30 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Welp, I had fun with that.

[23:14:35 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles looks around* . *continues to sip penz-oil from a can*

[23:14:43 20/04/12] @ Ridl : too bad, I didn't get to use my psyche profile I constructed

[23:14:49 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Lady and gentlemen, I formally apologize for my terrible behavior in front of you all.

[23:14:59 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles tosses andy the troll of the year award just for that* Bah.

[23:15:18 20/04/12] @ Alucard : no problem man

[23:15:21 20/04/12] * Father Alexander Anderson put's it in his overstuffed trophy cabinet

[23:15:40 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : just for a reminder

[23:15:44 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Now.. I need to get serin to post in the PF so i can own you

[23:15:47 20/04/12] @ Ridl : http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/b/c/bccdb_ORIG-troll_of_the_year.jpg

[23:15:47 20/04/12] * Alucard brofists Father Alexander Anderson

[23:15:53 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : her first words upon seeing me were

[23:16:00 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : "Hold on, I wanna torture Anderson"

[23:16:09 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Tell me kiddies. How'd that turn out?

[23:16:15 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Dennis would approve Tyler

[23:16:15 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : .....amusing

[23:16:34 20/04/12] @ Alucard : she found out that was she wanted to bite was too big for her mouth

[23:16:46 20/04/12] @ Alucard : what*

[23:16:53 20/04/12] @ Ridl : that's saying something

[23:17:06 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yup

[23:17:13 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : No comment.

[23:17:27 20/04/12] * Father Michel Miles missed half of what was happening cause he was ressureccting his old OC

[23:17:35 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'll pm you the copy

[23:17:43 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : should we copy the second half?

[23:17:44 20/04/12] * Alucard yawhs

[23:17:53 20/04/12] @ Ridl : sure

[23:17:57 20/04/12] @ Alucard : wow

[23:17:58 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : An obnoxious girl joined fawning over Vlad the Impaler

[23:18:03 20/04/12] @ Alucard : i must be out of it

[23:18:06 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : sent mike

[23:18:09 20/04/12] * Alucard yawns*

[23:18:13 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I spent two hours laying out her contradictions and mocking her.

[23:18:18 20/04/12] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : should I do the honors of copying?

[23:18:18 20/04/12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Summary over.

[23:18:32 20/04/12] Father Michel Miles : Ill read it in a sec.