Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS

[02:50:09] @ Neko Jay : I CHOSE YOU MICHEL

[02:50:18] Father Michel Miles : ....

[02:50:27] * Father Michel Miles pops out of a pokeball

[02:50:28] @ Neko Jay : Now if you excuse me I am going to make hans skini dip

[02:50:33] @ Neko Jay : OwO

[02:50:38] @ Neko Jay : Very Happy

[02:50:43] @ Neko Jay : AMA POKEMON TRAINER!!

[02:50:58] * Neko Jay grabs michel "ADVENTUREEEE" runs around

[02:51:01] * Father Michel Miles looks at the ball* How the hell did I fit inside?!?!

[02:51:18] Father Michel Miles : When did I even get in there?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

[02:51:26] * Father Michel Miles runs around confused

[02:51:37] * Father Michel Miles hurts himself in his confusion and knocks himself out

[02:52:09] @ Neko Jay : o_o

[02:52:14] * Neko Jay throws Michel at Fausta

[02:52:16] @ Neko Jay : HEAL HIM!!!!

[08:22:09 15/04/13] Alucard : hoot

[08:22:24 15/04/13] * Alucard starts chewing on a squeak toy

[08:22:31 15/04/13] Sofia Devorah : ....

[08:22:40 15/04/13] * Sofia Devorah throws a bouncy ball

[08:23:29 15/04/13] * Alucard tilts head and watches it bounce

[08:23:47 15/04/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : he's an owl

[08:23:49 15/04/13] * Alucard looks at Sofia Devorah

[08:24:29 15/04/13] * Alucard squeaks the toy

[08:24:35 15/04/13] * Sofia Devorah points at the ball* You fetch. Me throw.

[08:25:02 15/04/13] * Alucard looks at the ball

[08:25:11 15/04/13] * Alucard looks back at Sofia Devorah

[08:25:24 15/04/13] * Alucard squeaks the toy again

[08:25:55 15/04/13] * Sofia Devorah facepalms

[08:26:42 15/04/13] * Alucard tilts his head

[08:28:02 15/04/13] * Sofia Devorah chambers shotgun

[08:28:10 15/04/13] * Owlucard goes back to chewing on the toy

[08:28:54 15/04/13] Sofia Devorah : Wait...since when do owls chew on toys?

[08:29:02 15/04/13] Owlucard : *toy changes to a Enrico Maxwell squeak toy*

[08:29:17 15/04/13] * Neko Jay lunges at Owlcard

[08:29:19 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : BIRD!

[08:29:25 15/04/13] Owlucard : hoot=youTube

[08:30:01 15/04/13] * Owlucard phase shifts and squeaks the toy again in a taunting fashion

[08:31:19 15/04/13] Owlucard : we dont fetch but we will play with shadows and toys

[08:31:42 15/04/13] Owlucard : and there was a video of a cat and an owl playing

[08:31:54 15/04/13] Owlucard : actually there were several of those

[08:33:03 15/04/13] Owlucard : yoou find me a video of an owl that fetches and i will fetch one for good measure

[08:33:07 15/04/13] * Neko Jay tail wraps around Owlcard as he de phases

[08:33:08 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : :3

[08:33:13 15/04/13] Owlucard : good luck getting me to bring the toy back

[08:33:59 15/04/13] * Owlucard chews off a piece of Neko Jay's tail and phase shifts away

[08:34:46 15/04/13] * Owlucard hids his squeak toy and starts staring at Neko Jay

[08:34:54 15/04/13] Owlucard : hides*

[08:35:49 15/04/13] Owlucard : just ask tegs

[08:35:56 15/04/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : mhm

[08:35:57 15/04/13] * Neko Jay stands on back feet and does snake stance

[08:36:02 15/04/13] Owlucard : any toy that i'm given doesn't come back

[08:36:13 15/04/13] * Owlucard does evil owl stance

[08:36:36 15/04/13] Owlucard : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APMheQP3pgU

[08:39:38 15/04/13] * Neko Jay does the universal stance for "Come at me bro"

[08:40:45 15/04/13] * Owlucard clicks his beak

[08:43:13 15/04/13] * Neko Jay seems to back off

[08:44:39 15/04/13] * Owlucard flies over and turns the rubber ball into a yarn ball filled with catnip and then flies back to his perch

[08:45:36 15/04/13] * Owlucard starts cleaning his feathers

[08:46:01 15/04/13] * Neko Jay suddenly leaps from behind Owlcard and tackles him

[08:46:02 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : Wb

[08:46:13 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[08:46:38 15/04/13] * Owlucard screeches angrily and nips off some of Jay's nose

[08:48:04 15/04/13] * Owlucard releases first owl release and turns Jay bald

[08:49:09 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : . . .

[08:49:26 15/04/13] * Neko Jay regenrates hair and grabs Owlcards wing with his teeth

[08:49:29 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : NYAAAAAAAAAA

[08:49:51 15/04/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>

[08:50:03 15/04/13] * Owlucard uses another phase shift and turns into titanium

[08:50:21 15/04/13] * Neko Jay lands on feeth

[08:50:43 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : Wait what am I doing *turns into Cat boy and pulls out Jackal*
[08:50:54 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : FU OWLCARD *opens fire on owlcard*

[08:51:30 15/04/13] * Owlucard hoots and flies over to Teg's shoulder

[08:52:57 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : owo

[08:53:02 15/04/13] * Neko Jay stops firing

[08:53:03 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : . . . .

[08:53:05 15/04/13] @ Neko Jay : Damn it

[08:53:19 15/04/13] Owlucard : *squeak toy pops into his mouth*

[08:53:28 15/04/13] * Owlucard squeaks the toy again*

[08:55:03 15/04/13] * Sofia Devorah snipes Owlcard off her shoulder with unmatched sniping ability.

[08:55:08 15/04/13] Sofia Devorah : T-t-t-tthats all folks!

[17:23:59] Serin Kallo : dammit, resnik isn't here.

[17:24:04] * Dr. Stein Matthus throws Serin in teh way of Reijis Mach Punch.

[17:24:56] * Serin Kallo deflects punc with inherent awesomness and goes back to being beat up by a girl.

[17:26:06] The Captain : Tegss, walkiessss!!!!.

[17:26:28] Serin Kallo : wait...i can do that? thn why cant?-"gets kickd in balls*.

[17:26:55] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : jay you can walk rodrik since you wanted him.

[17:27:04] @ Neko Jay : . . ..

[17:27:18] * Neko Jay jumps on Hans back "TO THE PARRKKK".

[17:27:50] Serin Kallo : cat & dog? truuuuuuue.

[17:28:32] Serin Kallo : anywho, didnt have long, off to lecture.

[17:28:33] * The Captain goes to the park.

[17:28:46] Serin Kallo joined the chat on Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:28 pm.

[17:28:46] Serin Kallo has logged off the chat on Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:28 pm.

[17:28:47] Serin Kallo : cya.

[17:28:47] Chad Baxter : ..

[17:29:12] Serin Kallo : tada?.

[17:29:19] The Captain : :O.

[17:29:40] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol.

[17:29:45] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I have to save that.

[10:47:10] * Serin Kallo throws a book at Sofia
[10:47:18] * Sofia Devorah ducks and throws her knee
[10:47:28] Sofia Devorah : ....wait...SHIT! I need that! *falls over*
[10:47:28] * Serin Kallo impales Sofia's knee
[10:47:35] Serin Kallo : I ain't as bad as ciaran girly
[10:47:40] * Serin Kallo grabs out a scalpel
[10:48:06] * Sofia Devorah rams her knife into Ciarans eye and into his brain* And I dont suck as much as Resnik with knives...
[10:48:39] * Serin Kallo shrugs as ciaran falls to the ground
[10:48:49] * Serin Kallo grabs sofia by the hair
[10:49:06] * Serin Kallo turns into dissection mode
[10:49:16] No-one has logged off the chat on Thu May 30, 2013 10:49 am
[10:49:18] No-one joined the chat on Thu May 30, 2013 10:49 am
[10:49:19] * Sofia Devorah crosses her arms with a "seriously?" look
[10:49:24] @ No-one : Oh yeah
[10:49:30] * Sofia Devorah snaps her fingers as Stein flys through the wall and soul forces Serin across the room
[10:49:32] @ No-one : Sofia, scalpel mine
[10:49:43] @ No-one : Doctor who seems to know about stein..
[10:50:00] Sofia Devorah : Stein: ...who?
[10:50:06] * Serin Kallo turns into bonezilla and for the first time in history doesn't get soulforced
[10:50:24] * Serin Kallo drags Sofia off into his lab
[10:50:35] Sofia Devorah : Stein: *watches Serin have a break down of his nervous system due to the electrical currents* BONE FAILURE...*Echo*
[10:51:26] * No-one makes scalpel mines
[10:51:26] * Serin Kallo brushes off electrical charge trying to go through his boneplating around his body
[10:51:37] @ No-one : Now to work on the automaited laser monkies...
[10:51:40] Sofia Devorah : Alright, you know what? Fuck it..Gun.
[10:51:41] * Serin Kallo straps Sofia to the table
[10:51:45] Serin Kallo :
[10:51:54] Father Michel Miles joined the chat on Thu May 30, 2013 10:51 am
[10:52:00] * Father Michel Miles puts gun to Serins head
[10:52:09] * Serin Kallo drops into the void
[10:52:11] Serin Kallo has logged off the chat on Thu May 30, 2013 10:52 am
[10:52:15] Father Michel Miles : DONT YOU RUN FROM ME! *
[10:52:19] * Father Michel Miles dives after him
[10:52:21] Father Michel Miles has logged off the chat on Thu May 30, 2013 10:52 am
[10:52:30] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>
[10:52:36] Tanith Zeresa joined the chat on Thu May 30, 2013 10:52 am
[10:52:49] Tanith Zeresa : >.>
[10:52:50] Tanith Zeresa : <.<
[10:52:54] * Sofia Devorah cuts the straps and rolls off the table, going to make the topic
[10:52:56] Sofia Devorah has logged off the chat on Thu May 30, 2013 10:52 am

[17:51:11] Father Alexander Anderson joined the chat on Fri May 31, 2013 5:51 pm.

[17:51:21] The Captain : herro.

[17:51:23] The Captain : lol.

[17:51:23] Alucard : hey look at that.

[17:51:26] * Father Alexander Anderson slowly walks towards the other two trump cards..

[17:51:28] Alucard : right on time.

[17:51:34] The Captain : wpeak of the saint and he appears.

[17:51:37] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Fee Figh Foe Fumb.

[17:51:38] The Captain : *speak.

[17:51:53] Alucard : actually we need our pandarson fight again.

[17:51:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ah see a pair o bastards in need uv a taste a divine poonishment!.

[17:51:54] Harker : Hi hi.

[17:52:03] * Father Alexander Anderson draws two bayonets..

[17:52:06] @ Father Alexander Anderson : RIGHT UP THE ARSE!.

[17:52:14] * The Captain puts on his biggles hat for the seriousness to come "...".

[17:52:16] * Father Alexander Anderson breaks character completely..

[17:52:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Say wha?.

[17:52:33] Alucard : pandarson, teddycard and puppy captain.

[17:52:47] The Captain : :3.

[17:52:49] @ Father Alexander Anderson : pft.

[17:52:59] The Captain : http://www.fancydressoutlet.co.uk/images/BA012.jpg.

[17:53:02] Alucard : you're right.

[17:53:06] Alucard : time to be serious.

[17:53:26] Integra F. W. Hellsing has been disconnected on Fri May 31, 2013 5:53 pm (session timeout).

[17:53:29] * Alucard draws his guns and gets nito an overly metrosexual pose.

[17:53:36] * The Captain gets serious, and puts on his fedora over the biggles hat.

[17:53:40] Alucard : Let's go bitch.

[17:53:52] Alucard : into*.

[17:53:53] * The Captain draws his near useless mausers.

[17:54:03] * The Captain "...".

[17:54:30] The Captain : grr.

[17:54:31] Alucard : oh breaking seriousness.

[17:54:43] * Alucard throws a tuna sammich at Father Alexander Anderson.

[17:54:51] Integra F. W. Hellsing joined the chat on Fri May 31, 2013 5:54 pm.

[17:54:56] The Captain : wb.

[17:55:16] * The Captain throws the Mausers aside and draws his Bayonet.

[17:55:26] * Father Alexander Anderson tears off his shirt and flexes TO THE MAXIMUM, incidently deflecting the puny tunaaaaaaaaa.

[17:56:01] * Alucard turns on the sexy shirt song and gets out a camera.

[17:56:02] Alucard : alright.

[17:56:02] * The Captain puts on his old spice and flexes with all the powaaaaa.

[17:56:13] Alucard : we'll get a magazine cover this time.

[17:56:17] Alucard : go for it.

[17:56:29] Harker : wtf is going on? xD.

[17:56:50] * Alucard gets a gay tone.

[17:57:01] Alucard : sorry honey we're doing a photo shoot.

[17:57:02] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : typical cbox randomness.

[17:57:08] Alucard : come back later.

[17:57:26] * The Captain turns into Gok Wan.

[17:57:28] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Oh, Ah see how it is ye pasty vampire bastard!.

[17:57:46] Alucard : you never called me bitch.

[17:57:47] Alucard : tee hee.

[17:57:51] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Tryin tae use yer fancy protestant clothes tae hide yer scrawny ass!.

[17:57:53] The Captain : We're going to show this priest, how to look good naked *extremely camp voice".

[17:58:14] Alucard : oh you can't handle this sexyness.

[17:58:32] * Father Alexander Anderson flings his glasses aside and poses on a Harley Davidson shirtless..

[17:58:34] * The Captain starts playing right said Fred.

[17:58:50] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes a pic.

[17:58:52] * Alucard lets his hair fly loose Maybelline style.

[17:58:53] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Real men dinnae hide froom tha sun munstar!.

[17:59:00] The Captain : Anderson's too sexy for his shirt too sexy for his shirt, so sexy it hurtss!!!.

[17:59:26] * Father Alexander Anderson , Alucard and Hans go on to recreate the Magic Mike dance sequences..

[17:59:31] * Alucard starts walking up and down the catwalk.

[17:59:55] Alucard : tegs please be our fashion announcer this evening.

[18:00:18] Harker : OK.

[18:00:20] Harker : I KNOW FOR A FACT.

[18:00:27] Harker : THAT I RE-EDITED FOR GOOD THIS TIME.

[18:00:38] Harker : -Sigh- and no problems occured this time.

[18:00:40] Harker : SO.

[18:00:47] Harker : What'dya think anderson :3? I know you already voted but eh..

[18:00:49] Alucard : hey you're still lucky.

[18:00:49] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but.

[18:00:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : there's no fashion announcers at fashion shows.

[18:00:57] Alucard : mine took weeks for my first character.

[18:01:03] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : only at the ghetto ones.

[18:01:04] The Captain : quiet during the show, we're professionals doing a highly skilled job.

[18:01:05] Alucard : count your blessings.

[18:01:35] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Ok I know the song yall can walk to.

[18:01:38] * Alucard shrugs and then gets a pouty face and walks back down the catwalk.

[18:02:13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AIB0fhQpLE.

[18:02:14] * The Captain walks up to Al "It's ok bbs, we can get low fat Mocha's afterwards"

[14:45:21] Ladd Russo joined the chat on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:45 pm.

[14:45:30] @ Ladd Russo : Hey I just met you.

[14:45:38] @ Ladd Russo : and this is crazy.

[14:45:50] @ Ladd Russo : this here's a shotgun..

[14:46:01] @ Ladd Russo : now you die baby!.

[14:46:01] * Mato Kuroi gets a riot shield ready..

[14:46:18] * Ladd Russo 's gunshot does nothing against the shield of JUSTICE

[12:12:32] @ Ada Koch : 5...
[12:12:34] @ Ada Koch : 4...
[12:12:36] @ Ada Koch : 3...
[12:12:37] @ Ada Koch : 2...
[12:12:38] @ Ada Koch : 1..
[12:12:42] @ Ada Koch : Ignition!!
[12:12:46] Ada Koch has been kicked by Ada Koch
[12:12:54] * Veronica Corvis golf claps

[10:23:12] Vergil Damascus : Okabe: Quiet, Realist! Let the man dream!
[10:23:53] Dr. Stein Matthus : Stein: Dreams are for fools who cant accomplish anything!
[10:24:14] * Dr. Stein Matthus lifts his arms up, showcasing a giant, glowing sign that says "SCIENCE MUTHAFUKA"
[10:24:17] Vergil Damascus : ...That describes me so damn much.
[10:25:47] Dr. Stein Matthus : ...Didn't mean it like that.

[11:02:44] Dr. Stein Matthus : Okabe, what kind of example are you setting for your assistants?
[11:02:53] Dr. Stein Matthus : Lying to a fellow scientist....for shame.
[11:03:27] Vergil Damascus : Okabe: I-I sm not lying! I have Instant Cheeseburgers in the Freezer!
[11:04:07] * Dr. Stein Matthus shakes his head disapprovingly while he noms fruity pebbles
[11:09:00] Charles O'Malley : .
[11:10:21] Vergil Damascus : .
[11:10:38] Charles O'Malley : .
[11:10:42] * Vergil Damascus tosses a syringe at Stein
[11:10:58] Charles O'Malley : i have hotwings
[11:10:58] * Dr. Stein Matthus tosses a beaker in response.
[11:11:28] * Vergil Damascus smashes the beaker with a baseball bat, sending a shard of glass flying at Stein
[11:12:02] Charles O'Malley : .
[11:12:09] * Dr. Stein Matthus tanks the shards and regens, then punches his glass cereal bowl, sending shards flying back
[11:12:22] Dr. Stein Matthus : Turn abouts fair play, ya bastard!
[11:12:50] * Charles O'Malley munches on jelly donuts and hotwings
[11:13:18] * Vergil Damascus ducks behind a trash cab lid as it's pelted with glass. "Fuck you, you JCPenny's Manakin reject!"
[11:13:27] Vergil Damascus : *trash can
[11:13:33] Charles O'Malley : lawl
[11:13:38] * Dr. Stein Matthus runs up and drop kicks the trash can lid
[11:13:59] * Vergil Damascus flys back and tosses it like a Frisbee at Stein
[11:14:18] * Dr. Stein Matthus catches it with his teeth like a doggie, then spits it out
[11:14:29] Dr. Stein Matthus : My dead kid can throw better than that!
[11:15:13] Vergil Damascus : Okabe: Bullshit, he's dead!
[11:15:25] Dr. Stein Matthus : Thats the point!
[11:15:53] Vergil Damascus : Okabe: He can't throw at all, I can, therefore your comeback is null and void!
[11:16:26] * Dr. Stein Matthus throws a scalpel at him* Your moms null and void!
[11:17:07] Vergil Damascus : Okabe: *Throws a Syringe that intercepts the Scalpel and they fall harmlessly to the roof. "Real mature bolt head!
[11:17:40] * Dr. Stein Matthus spear tackles Okabe over a lab table* You started this crap, not me!
[11:18:07] Vergil Damascus : Bullshit! I had barely finished moving in when you tossed a scalpel at me!
[11:18:35] Dr. Stein Matthus : Exactly, you started it!
[11:19:02] Dr. Stein Matthus : Everyone else moved out, and then the random suddenly begins unpacking!? Not in my neighborhood!
[11:19:04] Vergil Damascus : You threw the first punch!
[11:19:58] * Dr. Stein Matthus picks up Okabe and flings him down the table long ways so he takes everything with him* I'm gonna throw a lot more at this rate!
[11:20:10] Vergil Damascus has logged off the chat on Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:20 am
[11:20:27] Rintarou Okabe joined the chat on Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:20 am
[11:20:45] Dr. Stein Matthus : Thats more like it.
[11:21:43] Rintarou Okabe : Begone hellspawn! *Throws one of his experiments at Stein, hoping it does something.*
[11:22:07] * Dr. Stein Matthus watches it fall lifelessly to the floor with a wet "splat"
[11:22:10] Dr. Stein Matthus : .....
[11:22:16] * Dr. Stein Matthus throws a fish at him* You suck!
[11:22:59] * Rintarou Okabe is hit with a fish. "You just threw a fish at me!" Smells himself. "Tuna no less!"
[11:23:30] * Dr. Stein Matthus crosses his arms with a smirk a schoolyard bully would have* Damn right I did!
[11:24:20] Rintarou Okabe : Am I playing Okabe correctly? I think so.
[11:25:01] Dr. Stein Matthus : melodramatic and eccentric.
[11:26:00] Rintarou Okabe : ...I need my Kurisu. WHERE IS MATO!
[11:26:33] * Dr. Stein Matthus throws rotten hand at him* Dont cry for you assistant! Admit your failures like a man!
[11:27:18] Rintarou Okabe : Never! *Pulls a Katana out of nowhere.*
[11:27:21] Charles O'Malley : .
[11:27:42] * Dr. Stein Matthus brandishes his scalpels

Almos and Veronica shenanigans.







[17:44:58 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : besides, my rituals are strong as hell but unlike the exorcists all of mine have cooldowns and time limits
[17:45:10 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Balancing~
[17:45:21 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Oh yes! Strangle him harder!
[17:45:29 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : Veronica: Jealous~?
[17:45:32 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Hmmm, you're a dirty scientist aren't you?
[17:45:52 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Now rip off his shirt and pin him to the work table!
[17:46:02 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : ...
[17:46:06 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : @Veronica: Fuck you later skank!
[17:46:10 24/06/13] * Dr. Stein Matthus spear tosses okabe into Almos
[17:46:37 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand catches Okabe and hugs him close.
[17:46:42 24/06/13] Rintarou Okabe : Fat Chance! *Kicks Almos in the face and runs.*
[17:46:47 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : I'll name you Sasha.
[17:47:07 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand wraps his chain around Okabe's ankles and drags him back.
[17:47:21 24/06/13] * Dr. Stein Matthus slams the door shut and locks it
[17:47:27 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : I love it when they play "desperate to not get raped"
[17:47:41 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : 'Swhat ya get for breaking into my lab, okabe!
[17:47:45 24/06/13] Rintarou Okabe : *Throws a smoke bomb at the floor. Undoes the chain and jumps out the window.*
[17:47:56 24/06/13] * Gaius Cassel looks on and thinks taht the C-Box is turning into deliverance
[17:48:02 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : *that
[17:48:24 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : Turning?
[17:48:28 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : Pffft.
[17:48:44 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : Oh right, Almos.
[17:49:08 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : I worked out a relic, but I'm only going to have Veronica use it in the fanfic.
[17:49:16 24/06/13] * Rintarou Okabe debates making his cheeseburgers now.
[17:49:17 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : Going the Ashes of Cain route.
[17:49:32 24/06/13] * Dr. Stein Matthus sends Okabe the bill for the window
[17:49:42 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : cool
[17:50:17 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : Veronica: *walks around the orphanage* To hell with your regen, to hell with your relics, Imma kick his ass with pure human ability!
[17:50:47 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand finds a magic bow that shoots hellfire nukes
[17:50:56 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : ....
[17:51:09 24/06/13] Dr. Stein Matthus : Veronica: Such an asshole.... *snatches the ashes of cain*
[17:51:17 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Jaime: *shotgun*
[17:51:35 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand takes off his shirt.
[17:51:46 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : You love me for it Church whore!
[17:52:32 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Only in your wildest dreams, ingrate!
[17:52:50 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : More like every other night harlot!
[17:53:22 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : O_o
[17:53:32 24/06/13] * Gaius Cassel bitchslaps the hungarian
[17:53:45 24/06/13] * Gaius Cassel then bitchslaps the Church lady
[17:53:50 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand stares at him.
[17:53:52 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Dont bare false witness, ya chain wielding freak!
[17:53:53 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : BEHAVE
[17:53:56 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : ...harder.
[17:54:08 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis turns toward Gaius, then veronica-chops him in response
[17:54:09 24/06/13] * Gaius Cassel slaps harder
[17:54:24 24/06/13] * Gaius Cassel GOD SLAPS Almos
[17:54:48 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand ducks that one, sac tapping Gaius on his way to Veronica.
[17:55:09 24/06/13] * Gaius Cassel is a eunuch
[17:55:13 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Don't tell me what to do you overbearing, Bible humping, psychopath!
[17:55:23 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : D:
[17:55:41 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Psychopath?! Thats rich coming from a homicidal sobstory with legs!
[17:56:11 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : And you're one to talk Miss Church Militant!?
[17:56:18 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Love and peace my ass, bitch!
[17:57:50 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis imitates Almos voice: "Oh no, my daughter died! Imma go on a rampage, rage like a bitch, drink some random blood off the floor because I'm sooo emotional~"
[17:58:05 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Thats you.
[17:58:12 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : lol
[17:58:19 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Alucard much?
[17:59:05 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Its like that tobi character starting a war over a girl he never got to first base with.
[17:59:06 24/06/13] Rintarou Okabe : .
[17:59:09 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand imitates Veronica: "Jesus said turn the other cheek so I suppose I'll just bend over and let any old vampire take it to me every other night. Praise Jesus~"
[17:59:13 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : That's you.
[17:59:13 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis hairflips
[17:59:20 24/06/13] Rintarou Okabe : Hey, i'm not the only one on topic with Naruto.
[17:59:52 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis throws a stake at Almos* Jackass!
[18:00:13 24/06/13] Rintarou Okabe : Please tell me i'm not the only one who thinks the overall plot of Naruto so far is epic. Take out all the filler and the series isn't AS long, still long, but not as much. Epic story. They hit all the bases.
[18:00:31 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand ducks and throws a skull at Veronica* Slut!
[18:00:31 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Tobi sucks as a villain.
[18:00:48 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : mhm
[18:00:51 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis ducks down and spear tackles Almos over a ledge, turning it into a loony toon style dustball fight
[18:01:10 24/06/13] * Gaius Cassel GOD KICKS Almos and says hi to Ada
[18:01:15 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : hi
[18:01:25 24/06/13] * Ada Koch watches the battle quietly and waves as Almos says hi
[18:01:32 24/06/13] Rintarou Okabe : Cliche motive, yes.
[18:01:39 24/06/13] Rintarou Okabe : Still epic story, definitely.
[18:01:46 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : No, I mean in general. He's weak in development.
[18:01:47 24/06/13] @ Ada Koch : Hi Gaius
[18:02:16 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis points over her shoulder to Almos* Just ike this pine-needle hung dude, girl dies, kill ALL the things.
[18:04:01 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Obito: I dont care about Rin. The world is shit... Veronica: *golf-claps* Thank you, captain obvious....
[18:04:43 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Not ALL the things
[18:04:49 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Just God.
[18:05:27 24/06/13] * Ada Koch holds up a picture of Kitty's remains "that doesnt look like god..."
[18:05:28 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis copies almos voice again: "Oh no, my daughter died. Lets reject God like a weak-willed pansy!"
[18:05:46 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Also those hellsing guys...
[18:06:55 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : (thats also a Topic Veronica is going to touch on IC)
[18:09:30 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : THEY ATE MY DAUGHTER!
[18:09:51 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : pfft
[18:10:12 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : do what Gaius did and be a sociopath
[18:10:21 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : then you'll be fine
[18:10:38 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Well, maybe you should of been a better father.
[18:10:45 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis hands him Aloe and walks away
[18:10:50 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : nods
[18:11:00 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis is channeling the inner bitch for some reason
[18:11:21 24/06/13] @ Ada Koch : ...damn
[18:11:50 24/06/13] * Ada Koch drop kicks Gaius trying to force Lydia out
[18:11:55 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Ada, you have my full permission to, if I ever leave you alone with strange people, to kill them all, and to veronica chop me for doing something that stupid.
[18:12:24 24/06/13] @ Ada Koch : Really?
[18:12:25 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : pft
[18:12:31 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Lydia: my bio is getting done what more do you want?
[18:12:57 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Honestly, what kind of father just leaves his daughter with people.
[18:13:08 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Thats some Springer worthy shit.
[18:13:14 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Monks bitch!
[18:13:14 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : mhm
[18:13:22 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : I put her up for adoption!
[18:13:32 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand flips off everyone
[18:13:38 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Such a wonderful father~
[18:13:41 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : AND THEY FUCKING ATE HER!
[18:13:48 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Almos is a bit of a pussay
[18:13:59 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : jus' sayin'
[18:14:09 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Thats what ya get for putting her up for adoption instead of looking after her like a real parent!
[18:14:09 24/06/13] * Gaius Cassel GOD KICKS ANDERWEAKLING
[18:14:43 24/06/13] * Ada Koch shakes Lydia "I'm trying to buy you time with a crazy olympic runner bible wielding nun what nore do you think I want!?"
[18:14:59 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis waves Ada and Lydia in Almos' face
[18:15:04 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : I have two, TWO!!!
[18:15:11 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Dont see me complainin'.
[18:15:22 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Lydia: Almos Almos, where for art thou Almos?
[18:15:50 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Kinda odd I'm going to be looking after Ladds niece...
[18:15:54 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand whispers tales of adventure and debauchery into Ada's ear until she joins the dark side as Renegade!Ada
[18:16:17 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Lydia: *waves*
[18:16:18 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis bible-slaps the paragon back into her
[18:16:24 24/06/13] * Ada Koch drags Lydia away "don't talk to weirdo's sis"
[18:16:31 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : You can do that AFTER I die
[18:16:40 24/06/13] * Almos Lorand slowly advances on Lydia only to be punched two blocks away by a man in a white suit.
[18:16:43 24/06/13] * Ada Koch is smacked back to neutrality
[18:16:50 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Lydia: *performs Hamlet*
[18:17:01 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : He's just jelly and wants to replace his daughter.
[18:17:12 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Ladd: Nun er no nun, nobody screws with the Russos!
[18:17:19 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : ...Ladd comes for a visit to the orphanage...
[18:17:24 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Best. Scene. Ever.
[18:17:34 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : yes!
[18:17:38 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Lydia: Uncle Ladd!
[18:17:43 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Ladd: *hands Lydia a birthday card* Tell your parents I said hi.
[18:18:04 24/06/13] @ Almos Lorand : Ladd: *drives a Rolls Royce at high speed down the sidewalk*
[18:18:17 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Lydia: oh, thanks, but they died, it was an accident I swear and I had nothing to do with it...
[18:18:25 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : .....interesting uncle you have there...
[18:18:41 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Lyd: yep
[18:18:45 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : he's my hero
[18:18:48 24/06/13] @ Ada Koch : Yeah...
[18:19:13 24/06/13] @ Ada Koch : Lyd I think we need to find you a new Hero...
[18:19:20 24/06/13] * Veronica Corvis hair flips* Anywho, now that I've given Almos 3rd degree burns about his parenting, I'm off to post.
[18:19:22 24/06/13] Father Anthony Diem : Well mind if I take a day or two to rethink these abilities?
[18:19:29 24/06/13] Gaius Cassel : Lyd: what, why, he's awesome
[18:19:35 24/06/13] Father Anthony Diem : almos can parent?
[18:19:48 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Apprently not, his daughter died.
[18:20:01 24/06/13] Veronica Corvis : Trololol *skips out the c-box with Lydia and Ada*

[13:16:31] * Dr. Stein Matthus walks back in with doritos
[13:17:10] * Tanith Zeresa does the jealous stare
[13:17:30] * Dr. Stein Matthus eats them slowly to rub it in
[13:17:41] Tanith Zeresa : .
[13:17:42] Tanith Zeresa : .
[13:17:44] Tanith Zeresa : .
[13:18:27] * Tanith Zeresa throws a syringe at Stein
[13:18:53] * Dr. Stein Matthus blocks with the chip bag, the needle coming out the other side and almost into his eye* "Saved by the cool ranch, boss skills."

[13:07:24] Dr. Stein Matthus : Skyrim guard: Heard about you and your honeyed words...

[13:08:31] Tanith Zeresa : ...

[13:08:33] * Tanith Zeresa facepalms

[13:08:43] Dr. Stein Matthus : Ah, good times...

[13:08:46] * Dr. Stein Matthus works on his post

[13:09:18] Tanith Zeresa : haven't played that game for awhile...

[13:09:46] Dr. Stein Matthus : I want to make a character with a bow and aim for peoples knees...

[13:10:24] Tanith Zeresa : oh god...

[13:11:01] * Tanith Zeresa gets Senka to cut the idea up before it comes to fruition

[13:11:10] * Tanith Zeresa notices no-moving body

[13:11:13] Tanith Zeresa : oh...

[13:11:32] Tanith Zeresa : *non-moving ...

[13:11:49] Dr. Stein Matthus : YOU KILLED Miryks Draud!!

[13:11:58] Dr. Stein Matthus : *read that name backwards...

[13:12:12] Dr. Stein Matthus : Draug*

[13:12:27] Tanith Zeresa : ...

[13:12:40] Tanith Zeresa : lmfao

[13:12:41] Dr. Stein Matthus : xD Totally happening.

[13:13:23] Tanith Zeresa : O.O

[13:13:33] * Tanith Zeresa remembers Hawk off of the avengers

[13:13:43] Tanith Zeresa : dayum man...if you had the funding for that shit

[13:13:45] Dr. Stein Matthus : Bingo

[13:13:52] Dr. Stein Matthus : He's going into VWAT

[13:13:58] Dr. Stein Matthus : xD Its possible!

[13:14:24] * Tanith Zeresa watches vampire catch arrow and it blowing up in their face

[13:14:52] Dr. Stein Matthus : Miryks: You used to be undead, till you took an arrow to the face.

[13:15:47] Dr. Stein Matthus : Everyone in VWAT: *facepalms and groans*

[13:16:33] Tanith Zeresa : dude, so many puns to happen, but man, I wanna see a hawk on the forum *atleast I think that was his name anyway*

[13:16:53] Dr. Stein Matthus : Once Veronica dies, its happening.

[13:17:09] Dr. Stein Matthus : I swear to Science its happening.

[13:18:14] Dr. Stein Matthus : Almos: *catches arrow with a "You've got the be kidding me" smirk on his face* Miryks: Someone stole your sweet roll? < Voice activation for the bomb to go off Almos: *hand expodes*

[13:18:30] Tanith Zeresa : ...

[13:18:50] * Tanith Zeresa dies a little inside

[13:18:55] Dr. Stein Matthus : lmao

[13:18:57] Tanith Zeresa : who am I kidding

[13:19:09] * Tanith Zeresa has no soul

[13:19:53] Dr. Stein Matthus : Going to give him the skyrim guards voice just to push the puns in the right direction

[13:20:25] Tanith Zeresa : making people commit suicide since 2013

[13:20:46] Tanith Zeresa : but...teh slaughter points :/

[13:20:57] * Dr. Stein Matthus kicks open the vwat wreck room door* I'd be a lot warmer with a belly full of mead....

[13:21:13] Dr. Stein Matthus : Senka: Dude.....its 2004....talk NORMALLY!

[13:21:41] Tanith Zeresa : Razz

[13:21:47] Dr. Stein Matthus : Secretly he's the Vampireborn.

[13:21:54] Tanith Zeresa : brb, gonna feed these cats swarming my keyboard

[13:21:57] Dr. Stein Matthus : Enough slaughter points gains him special shouts

[13:22:42] Tanith Zeresa : noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[13:23:22] Dr. Stein Matthus : Vampireborn, vampireborn, *nordic music as he runs around shooting people with arrows*

[03:45:38] Bayman : ... It appears no one is here...
[03:45:54] * Bayman gets his electric guitar and microphone out*
[03:46:06] Bayman : You can't kill the metal... the metal will live on.
[03:46:24] Bayman : Punk rock tried to kill the metal! But they failed as they were smite to the ground!
[03:46:56] Bayman : New wave tried to kill the metal! But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground!
[03:47:23] Bayman : Grunge tried to kill the metal... HAHAHAHAHA! They failed, as the were thrown to the ground!
[03:47:36] Bayman : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[03:47:52] Bayman : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[03:48:04] Bayman : de lew dew dew dew le ner ne ner...
[03:48:43] Bayman : No one can destroy the metal... the metal will strike you down with a vicious blow... We are the vanquished foes of the metal... we tried to win, for why, we do not know...
[03:48:56] Bayman : NEW WAVE TRIED TO DESTROY THE METAL! BUT THE METAL HAD IT'S WAY!
[03:49:16] Bayman : Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal! But metal was in the way!
[03:49:33] Bayman : Punk rock trie to destroy the metal, but metal was much to stroooooong!
[03:49:46] Bayman : Techno tried to defile the metal... BUT TECHNO WAS PROVEN WROOOOOOOONG! YEAH!
[03:49:48] Bayman : METAL!
[03:49:52] Bayman : IT COMES FROM HELL!
[03:50:18] * Bayman does the repeating chords while headbanging brutally*

EPIC PUN BATTLES OF HISTORY

[01:14:56 19/08/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : kus would you enter a pun off with phil?.

[01:15:27 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Perhaps..

[01:16:42 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : Just don't let it dragon.

[01:17:18 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : I mean snow problem for you I'm sure.

[01:18:40 19/08/13] * Artisto blows up the door.

[01:18:44 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : Yo.

[01:18:53 19/08/13] * Artisto slaps Hyaskus with a glove full of bricks.

[01:19:04 19/08/13] Artisto : You sir have been challenged.

[01:19:11 19/08/13] Artisto : That's what she said.

[01:19:11 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : That entrance was unBEARablke.

[01:19:13 19/08/13] Artisto : yo.

[01:19:15 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : *able.

[01:19:34 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : Should have used bear force one.

[01:19:48 19/08/13] Artisto : Furiends always have those kind of entrances.

[01:20:20 19/08/13] Artisto : But do me a favor and just BEAR with me.

[01:20:46 19/08/13] Artisto : Will i render the populace of this cbox very BARE.

[01:21:13 19/08/13] Artisto : I'm BEARing my soul on the line here kus.

[01:21:45 19/08/13] Artisto : Won't you please BEAR me hence?.

[01:21:47 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : Pfft you don't have your BEARings yet sit down for a sec.

[01:22:02 19/08/13] Artisto : Can you not grin and BEAR it?.

[01:22:30 19/08/13] Artisto : I couldn't BEAR it but alas I will try.

[01:22:51 19/08/13] Artisto : It is not in my Wild nature.

[01:23:08 19/08/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ..

[01:23:11 19/08/13] Artisto : I'm ROARin to go.

[01:23:38 19/08/13] Artisto : ok that was pretty bad.

[01:23:50 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Back..

[01:23:54 19/08/13] Artisto : that's gotta be at least 100 points.

[01:24:00 19/08/13] Artisto : BARE minimum.

[01:24:10 19/08/13] Artisto : you have been served sir.

[01:24:25 19/08/13] Hyaskus : And I will not Panda-er to a match people consider all pun and games..

[01:25:07 19/08/13] Artisto : Well at least you answered the KOAL a.

[01:25:49 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Such a Grizzly tone you have..

[01:26:18 19/08/13] Artisto : You just don't understnad my Kod-iak.

[01:26:36 19/08/13] * Emily Blake is on comentary.

[01:26:56 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : And Artisto comes in with the come back truly this is a pun match for the ages.

[01:27:12 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Our quips are of different Polar-ities..

[01:28:22 19/08/13] Artisto : And on this most auspicious of days, I simply ask "What can a brown bear do for you?".

[01:29:28 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : AND HYA COMES BACK WITH A POLAR PUN however Art seems to be loosing steam with that one.

[01:29:42 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Well if I told you that was a decent pun I would be Lion..

[01:29:52 19/08/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ..

[01:30:51 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : SLOBER KNOCKER SLOBER KNOCKER HYA JUST PUN DISSED MY GOD.

[01:32:37 19/08/13] Artisto : Well it appears by the commentary that I will just have to unleash my hidden tiger and crouching dragon in lieu of your giant panda with our favorite star trek bear impression to boot. OH MY!.

[01:33:42 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Out of all the fish in the Ocean of puns you had to choose the ones that would bore me to Depth?.

[01:34:29 19/08/13] Artisto : I figured I would Submerse you with my superior wit.

[01:34:57 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : OHHHHH NOW WERE INTO SEA PUNS MY GOD WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT !? *pokes integra* :V commentate.

[01:35:08 19/08/13] Hyaskus : When you think of something better, let minnow..

[01:36:51 19/08/13] Artisto : I Sea your pun but hear not of it.

[01:37:55 19/08/13] Artisto : To be fair they are quite Trit on.

[01:38:24 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : OHH ARTISTO WITH THE DOUBLE PUN HOW WILL HYA RECOVER FROM THIS !?.

[01:39:02 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Your puns should be coelacanth'd away. Any whale, I figured your puns would be Sharker than this. Current-ly I think I have an advantage..

[01:39:36 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD TRIPLE PUN.

[01:39:57 19/08/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : *taps the microphone and says only one sentence.* none of the puns have made me laugh which means they are obviously pun worthy.

[01:40:03 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Quadruple....

[01:42:45 19/08/13] Artisto : Ah but I Wave as your puns pass by, Ere' as the SeaGull did fly, And then oh may the waves Subside, for hearing your puns did they truly die, Before the might of my great Poseid on.

[01:43:59 19/08/13] Artisto : Iambioc Pentameter pun with the sea god to boot.

[01:44:18 19/08/13] @ Emily Blake : OOOOHHHH IS HYA DONEE FOR !?.

[01:44:19 19/08/13] Artisto : figured i'd Lure you in.

[01:46:25 19/08/13] Hyaskus : You are being quite a beach about this, I feel the cold is Nep-tuning at your ankles, thus fogging your mind.You may have struck me clownfish but I shall rise from Shell and hit you with a megalodon pun, but the hook will come later as this shall Tide me over for now..

[01:48:48 19/08/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ..

[01:49:01 19/08/13] Hyaskus : I am shore you are done for..

[01:50:43 19/08/13] Artisto : Your words speak cold as ice but Sand the streets of curiosity. Black is the pearl of your wisdom and the fountain of your youth has run short. You're at your World's end without a Geoffrey's rush to push you forward. See your puns Sparr-only the white whale which was was the Melville to your Verne.

[01:51:44 19/08/13] Artisto : You have been Pirated of your win sir.

[01:52:09 19/08/13] Artisto : or should i say Wind-sir.

[01:54:00 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Truly you consider yourself a Star but I am about to kick your Asteroid and send you into a Black Hole of despair. Though I doubt it Matters if I continue but I am a Mercury of words you need more years under you Belt..

[01:54:44 19/08/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ..

[01:56:02 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Do I need to give you Space?.

[01:57:18 19/08/13] Artisto : But what you are forgetting is that my puns come at Warp speed. I am Captain of my puns and I Spock them loudly. You can be Kirk all you want but Scotty won't beam you up..

[01:58:04 19/08/13] Artisto : Now do you dare Kling-on?.

[01:59:34 19/08/13] Artisto : Need i remind you I have puns of steel.

[01:59:37 19/08/13] * Artisto flexes.

[01:59:58 19/08/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ..

[02:00:37 19/08/13] Artisto : So if you're going to keep going, you best steel your nerves.

[02:00:51 19/08/13] Artisto : lest i Steal them away.

[02:01:30 19/08/13] Hyaskus : You always Babylon about nothing. Will this Endor will it continue until one of us leaves in a Hoth? I would be Grevious-ing if I lost to you. My Geonosis is that you Obi-Want to defeat me, but I will merely ring the Qui-gong and Yoda away. When I decapitate you I will keep your head in a Jar-Jar..

[02:01:52 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Will you have your Revenge or are you Sith and tired of this?.

[02:04:52 19/08/13] Hyaskus : I have defeated you Solo with one Han. Your Greedo has become your downfall as I deliver more Jabbas..

[02:05:11 19/08/13] Artisto : You forgot to use the Schwartz with your jokes. That was the Luke-warm reception I received. Vader, please send the check and get this guy off my Pad-awan. You force-d my hand lacked its balance. You are the snake to my Falcon..

[02:06:41 19/08/13] Artisto : The problem is that your puns are General and after you've seen your Death, you can't reach for the Stars..

[02:07:42 19/08/13] Artisto : to be blunt, your puns are ReTARDIS.

[02:08:10 19/08/13] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips coke.

[02:08:37 19/08/13] Hyaskus : It takes II to Jango. But don't Fett, I am sure you will get a decent Kamino in a movie some day, but you are but a Wookie and I am the Master. It's the Jedi of the Tiger. I Ackbar you from further puns as your head is stuck in the Cloud City. Should you ever Lando and stop Sarlac-ing, come C-3PO me..

[02:09:14 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Your puns are Anakin to being Lost in Space..

[02:10:35 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Should you come to my Padme be I will Count you in. It must be a Naboon to be in such bliss..

[02:12:21 19/08/13] Hyaskus : Leia it on me..

[02:12:52 19/08/13] Artisto : But let me be the 10th Doctor for my situation. I am the resident Tennant of my situation. I Rose above and was a Bad Wolf to your wit. See my jokes have several dimsions and i shall simply police box you in. My puns are but a river of song and I am their Matt Smith..

[02:13:06 19/08/13] Charles O'Malley : its like epic pun rap battles of great TV shows.

[02:13:07 19/08/13] Artisto : dimensions*.

[02:13:21 19/08/13] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : that it is.

[02:13:31 19/08/13] Charles O'Malley : i like it.

[02:14:13] Artisto : You are but a Weeping Angel sir.

[02:14:26] Artisto : I have Exterminate-d your puns.

[02:14:45] Charles O'Malley : i doth believe he has wraithed you.

[02:15:30] Artisto : I hereby Chris-ten myself the winner.

[02:15:47] Artisto : unless your Torch-wood still carry on.

[02:17:13] Hyaskus : Your puns are quite Troll, but if you think like that you will never Sauron away from all of this. I want Moria for you. Now listen to me Orc Elf I will Dwarf you with my might, for I am the Ring leader who can craft Gollums made from pure pun. Now stop or suffer my Wraith. As your puns are all to and Frodo. It is not Samwise for you to continue flopping around like Gandolphin. I believe I have smoked you. Leaving you in my Smog..

[02:18:35] Hyaskus : This battle just goes Elrond and I just want it to be Gondor lest things get Aragorny. I have hit it out of the Balrog park..

[02:18:43] Charles O'Malley : it should be Gandolf-in.

[02:22:03] Artisto : Your jokes are but One ring in a store of many. They speak of Mount Doom but are cursed into fire. Isilduur your fate and your Bore me with your rusty butter knife. I no longer treasure this battle either and find myself looking for a genuine critical hit. You lack the Fortitude to Save me for reFlexing my Rapier wit. For now, I declare we sheathe this battle lest our onlooker be covered in a second darkness..

[02:22:42] Charles O'Malley : lol.

[02:23:29] Artisto : Look to my coming on the fifth day that we might continue the battle then.

[02:24:05] Artisto : You shall not pass to win sir.

[02:24:17] Artisto : or do i deem thee lady.

[02:24:52] Hyaskus : I wish to end this Warcraft so I am going Kalimd-all in. You are now under my Thrall. Though my puns have many Varians this is the Magni opus. For you are the Velen and I am the Heroic..

[02:25:28] Hyaskus : Surely your Deathwing will be slow but your Archeus puns will not be missed..

[02:27:20] Artisto : Nay. We have only just begun to let the good times Roll. The only thing that we have done is make eyes do the same. The session has only become a whetstone to grind our gears. I am the Salt Peter over here and will declare our battle in the Church of Fonz and D-eh!.

[02:27:27] Artisto : D-ey!.

[02:27:35] Artisto : any*.

[02:04:52] Hyaskus : I have defeated you Solo with one Han. Your Greedo has become your downfall as I deliver more Jabbas..

[02:05:11] Artisto : You forgot to use the Schwartz with your jokes. That was the Luke-warm reception I received. Vader, please send the check and get this guy off my Pad-awan. You force-d my hand lacked its balance. You are the snake to my Falcon..

[02:06:41] Artisto : The problem is that your puns are General and after you've seen your Death, you can't reach for the Stars..

[02:07:42] Artisto : to be blunt, your puns are ReTARDIS.

[02:08:10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips coke.

[02:08:37] Hyaskus : It takes II to Jango. But don't Fett, I am sure you will get a decent Kamino in a movie some day, but you are but a Wookie and I am the Master. It's the Jedi of the Tiger. I Ackbar you from further puns as your head is stuck in the Cloud City. Should you ever Lando and stop Sarlac-ing, come C-3PO me..

[02:09:14] Hyaskus : Your puns are Anakin to being Lost in Space..

[02:10:35] Hyaskus : Should you come to my Padme be I will Count you in. It must be a Naboon to be in such bliss..

[02:11:15] Charles O'Malley joined the chat on Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:11 am.

[02:12:21] Hyaskus : Leia it on me..

[02:12:52] Artisto : But let me be the 10th Doctor for my situation. I am the resident Tennant of my situation. I Rose above and was a Bad Wolf to your wit. See my jokes have several dimsions and i shall simply police box you in. My puns are but a river of song and I am their Matt Smith..

[02:13:06] Charles O'Malley : its like epic pun rap battles of great TV shows.

[02:13:07] Artisto : dimensions*.

[02:13:21] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : that it is.

[02:13:31] Charles O'Malley : i like it.

[02:14:13] Artisto : You are but a Weeping Angel sir.

[02:14:26] Artisto : I have Exterminate-d your puns.

[02:14:45] Charles O'Malley : i doth believe he has wraithed you.

[02:15:30] Artisto : I hereby Chris-ten myself the winner.

[02:15:47] Artisto : unless your Torch-wood still carry on.

[02:16:49] Emily Blake has been disconnected on Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:16 am (session timeout).

[02:17:13] Hyaskus : Your puns are quite Troll, but if you think like that you will never Sauron away from all of this. I want Moria for you. Now listen to me Orc Elf I will Dwarf you with my might, for I am the Ring leader who can craft Gollums made from pure pun. Now stop or suffer my Wraith. As your puns are all to and Frodo. It is not Samwise for you to continue flopping around like Gandolphin. I believe I have smoked you. Leaving you in my Smog..

[02:18:35] Hyaskus : This battle just goes Elrond and I just want it to be Gondor lest things get Aragorny. I have hit it out of the Balrog park..

[02:18:43] Charles O'Malley : it should be Gandolf-in.

[02:19:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ..

[02:22:03] Artisto : Your jokes are but One ring in a store of many. They speak of Mount Doom but are cursed into fire. Isilduur your fate and your Bore me with your rusty butter knife. I no longer treasure this battle either and find myself looking for a genuine critical hit. You lack the Fortitude to Save me for reFlexing my Rapier wit. For now, I declare we sheathe this battle lest our onlooker be covered in a second darkness..

[02:22:42] Charles O'Malley : lol.

[02:23:29] Artisto : Look to my coming on the fifth day that we might continue the battle then.

[02:24:05] Artisto : You shall not pass to win sir.

[02:24:17] Artisto : or do i deem thee lady.

[02:24:52] Hyaskus : I wish to end this Warcraft so I am going Kalimd-all in. You are now under my Thrall. Though my puns have many Varians this is the Magni opus. For you are the Velen and I am the Heroic..

[02:25:28] Hyaskus : Surely your Deathwing will be slow but your Archeus puns will not be missed..

[02:27:20] Artisto : Nay. We have only just begun to let the good times Roll. The only thing that we have done is make eyes do the same. The session has only become a whetstone to grind our gears. I am the Salt Peter over here and will declare our battle in the Church of Fonz and D-eh!.

[02:27:27] Artisto : D-ey!.

[02:27:35] Artisto : any*.

[02:28:45] Hyaskus : This Malygos on and on and I do not want to keep you all Night Elf, but I feel you are Forsaken, having all your resources Draenei'd. Should we continue you will feel my Malfurion and will fall Illidan, your flesh becoming Ashenvale..

[02:29:25] * Hyaskus thinks everyone else committed Ritual Suicide to escape the Puns....

[02:29:36] Charles O'Malley : im watching Copper.

[02:30:46] Artisto : Everything you say is but a Tolkien gesture. Can we not agree be both on an Epic Level Campaign of badassery or must you insist on taking 20 on a Bluff check. Why not Salvatore this battle for later?.

[02:31:09] Artisto : This battle does not exist in Forgotten Realms.

[02:32:00] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I never laugh at phils puns.

[02:32:04] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so I wouldn't laugh now.

[02:32:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : besides I'm watching high school dxd.

[02:32:18] Artisto : let us Forge ahead into new beginnings.

[02:33:05] Artisto : both of our Minds are Flayed with tentacles and the Great Old one is coming.

[02:33:15] Hyaskus : Your demands shall be Metzen but Nether or not we continue is up to you. As we battle in the Hellfire Peninsula, Terrokar in our hearts, Dragon on this pointless Borean battle. We can form an Alliance to cast the others into the Maelstrom. Cast our titles Azeroth..

[02:33:17] Artisto : I proposed a Lovecraft instead.

[02:33:47] Charles O'Malley : i like R.A. Salvatore.

[02:35:13] Artisto : Aye. Are audience is Drow-t with vacant expressions. We are but a Bastard sword of puns which dulls with eash passing Campaign..

[02:36:06] Artisto : Our Base Attack Bonuses are dwindling into a 4th Edition of Choas domain..

[02:36:45] Hyaskus : Must this go on for Eversong? We should attack our enemies by Stormwind, and kill them by Duskwood..

[02:37:19] Artisto : Where once it was Choatic Evil and fun incarnate. I confess it to be my Roll of a lifetime to be forever PC..

[02:37:44] Artisto : on my PC ironically enough.

[02:38:37] Artisto : Alas, you repeat yourself. the Light of your EvenStar is fading. The blood of your Nemor is all but spent..

[02:38:41] Hyaskus : It is against the Lawful for us to battle perhaps we should Time Stop this and enter the Tele port and declare Warlock against those who do not Craft puns..

[02:38:55] Artisto : Numernor*.

[02:39:40] Hyaskus : It is a Shaman that we Fought so Long Staff..

[02:39:43] Charles O'Malley : ..

[02:39:51] Artisto : As long we exist boyond the DC universe as equals, sure.

[02:40:05] Hyaskus : I Marvel at your cleverness..

[02:40:44] Artisto : I am a truly Bat-man when it comes to puns.

[02:41:16] Artisto : Robin people of sanity since evil reared its ugly Two Faced head.

[02:41:29] Hyaskus : I have a will of Iron Man but that can Latvaria-te..

[02:42:07] Artisto : Now let us administer some Thor izine to our dead audience.

[02:43:00] Hyaskus : That pun was rather Loki was it not?.

[02:43:15] Charles O'Malley : ..

[02:43:24] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ..

[02:43:34] Artisto : I think people are As gardin yes..

[02:43:48] Artisto : They shall be Avenged.

[02:43:55] Artisto : Seven Fold.

[02:43:59] Artisto : in Bat Country.

[02:44:15] Hyaskus : I have had a vision where the Cable shall be tossed into the Deadpool..

[02:44:19] Hyaskus : Vision*.

[02:45:30] Artisto : T'was a Prophecy of extroardiny McGuffin, in a League of Extroardinary Gentlemen.

[02:45:47] Artisto : around an ever silent cue b.

[02:46:38] Artisto : where They Might Be Giants if they had not lpost the Super Bowl.

[02:46:42] Artisto : lost*.

[12:12:15] * Bayman is actually not Arnold Voslo, but Gatsby*

[12:12:41] @ John Smith : you're dead

[12:13:09] Bayman : There's a long story behind that old sport.

[12:13:42] @ John Smith : don't lie to me

[12:13:46] @ John Smith : I'll shoot you in the pool

[12:14:15] * Gaius Cassel was hit by a car and woke up in the 1980's

[12:14:21] Bayman : That's what everyone thinks old sport, but in reality I had seen this chain of events coming and thus hired a double.

[12:14:35] Father Alexander Anderson has been disconnected on Tue Sep 24, 2013 12:14 pm (session timeout)

[12:14:38] @ John Smith : you're fired

Bet no one saw this plot twist coming.

[23:16:36] * Hyaskus opens the coffin, destroying Chad's snow globe and a picture of his family.
[23:16:46] * Seung Soo Young sips tea and places a plate of cookies on the C-box table
[23:16:53] Chad Baxter : I have no family you fool.
[23:16:56] * Chad Baxter smacks Hya
[23:17:07] @ Enrico Maxwell : ...
[23:17:29] Chad Baxter : Although that was my favorite snow globe.

[23:17:36] * Chad Baxter shoots Hya in the knee
[23:18:08] * Enrico Maxwell goes to his office, gets a snow globe from his desk, and hands it to Chad.
[23:18:49] Chad Baxter : Thank you, Archbishop Maxwell. I decree, as the leader of Neo Hellsing, that this snow globe represent a new era of peace!
[23:19:05] * Chad Baxter sets it on his desk.
[23:19:07] * Hyaskus holds his knee, "Gah! Okay two things. First: Who the hell was thechild in the frame then? Second: When will I get my guard uniform because I am clearly unfit for field work."

[23:21:36] Chad Baxter : That was my illegitimate child, and secondly we're making your uniform now however it will take about a year to finish since we lost most of our staff who work on those things.
[23:22:00] @ Meabh Eir : ...you csn't get new ones?
[23:22:05] @ Meabh Eir : can't*
[23:23:10] Chad Baxter : Budget cuts
[23:23:24] Hyaskus : You are just being coy, right?

[23:23:55] @ Seung Soo Young : Budget cuts?
[23:24:25] Chad Baxter : No i'm dead serious, no pun intended. Even your salary has been decreased. You are now making 1 pound per kill.

[23:25:08] Hyaskus : My bullets alone cost more than most peoples annual salaries.

[23:25:50] Chad Baxter : The rest of your pay has been diverted elsewhere, namely Seras' pay. Which has increased by 69%

[23:26:26] Seras Victoria : What?
[23:27:33] Chad Baxter : I was just telling Hya that due to budget cuts, he now receives 1 pound per kill, and most of his salary has been transferred to your salary.
[23:27:57] Chad Baxter : And as far as officially taking over, Tegs would be able to answer that question.
[23:28:06] Hyaskus : My original salary was only 69%of Seras;?
[23:28:11] Seras Victoria : I have a salary...?
[23:28:26] @ Meabh Eir : ^
[23:28:35] Seras Victoria : We have salaries...?
[23:28:40] Chad Baxter : rofl
[23:28:46] Hyaskus : Well you had to get that pink hoodie from somewhere.
[23:29:29] Samuel : Vampires get blood I think
[23:29:31] * Seras Victoria proudly flaunts the hoodie.
[23:29:52] Chad Baxter : And it's a very beautiful hoodie
[23:29:56] Alucard : it'as like vacation days

[23:30:04] Alucard : it's*
[23:30:19] Alucard : it's somewhere in that manual i ate on the first day
[23:30:35] * Hyaskus stabs Chad with his hand.
[23:30:56] * Seras Victoria notes that it is a very cute, plush hoodie.
[23:32:19] Chad Baxter : Under my leadership, everyone has a salary! Even the vampires! Be cautious though, I play favorites. *Raises Seras' pay by 10%*
[23:34:52] Hyaskus : So is my pay now a mere Quid per kill?

[03:43:04] Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte : Pip-Chan...
[03:43:25] Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte : XD
[03:43:43] Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte : That did not come out right...
[03:43:45] Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte : I swear...
[03:43:56] * Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte bows. "Thank you, Sir Integra."
[03:44:53] @ Pip Bernadotte : .__>
[03:45:00] @ Pip Bernadotte : Yes Alexiel kun
[03:45:08] @ Pip Bernadotte : <_< call me Pip senpai XD
[03:45:29] * Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte blinks. "Pip-Senpai...?"
[03:45:41] Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte : (MY FUCKING SENPAI NOTICED ME. >_<)
[03:45:46] Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte : (Not on the forum though.)
[03:45:51] Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte : (Sorry Pip.)
[03:47:01] Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte : ...Pip-Senpai... Would you please post like one of your French Mercenaries?
[03:48:07] @ Pip Bernadotte : (OHHHH GOOODD)
[03:48:09] @ Pip Bernadotte : (In a bit)
[03:48:12] @ Pip Bernadotte : XD
[03:48:18] * Alexiel Lucifen d'Arte tugs his sleeve and looks at him with chibi eyes.

[17:00:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so I found out something interesting.

[17:01:34] Tubalcain Alhambra : Oh ?.

[17:02:03] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : zac effron is reportedly going to be sagara from full metal panic in a movie.

[17:02:16] Tubalcain Alhambra : .....

[17:02:48] Tubalcain Alhambra : Wit.

[17:02:50] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I mean I can see him playing sagara better than light.

[17:03:00] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and as it turns out he is a anime fan.

[17:03:26] Tubalcain Alhambra : ._..

[17:03:50] Tubalcain Alhambra : The guy who did High school musical.maybe acting..as..Sagara....

[17:04:59] Tubalcain Alhambra : I can't wrap my head around that.

[17:05:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : well this would be a chance for him to get slightly more mature and serious.

[17:05:57] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I also found a list of people who like anime that are famous.

[17:06:45] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I have new respect for Leonardo DiCaprio.

[17:07:02] Tubalcain Alhambra : Hmm.

[17:08:08] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : http://forums.animesuki.com/showthread.php?t=101017.

[17:10:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and zac is connected to a live action johnny quest movie.

[17:11:20] Tubalcain Alhambra : ._..

[17:11:42] Tubalcain Alhambra : OH GOD.

[17:11:45] Tubalcain Alhambra : MY INNER FAN BOY.

[17:11:55] Tubalcain Alhambra : GREEN RANGER LIKES FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.

[17:12:03] Tubalcain Alhambra : BWHAGUAWGAEHNUIGANE.

[17:12:08] * Tubalcain Alhambra falls over.

[17:13:31] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>.

[17:14:08] * Tubalcain Alhambra stands up "We never speak of this again".

[17:17:05] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>.

[17:17:39] Tubalcain Alhambra : You just put that into cbox moments didn't you.

[17:23:06] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no.

[17:23:23] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wasn't thinking about that actually I was trying to decide what to eat.

[17:23:29] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but now I might consider it.

[17:25:15] Tubalcain Alhambra : ._..

[17:25:17] Tubalcain Alhambra : Do it.

[17:25:19] Tubalcain Alhambra : COME AT ME BRO.