Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS

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[10:54:38 08/01/11] * Klaus gets a stick and waves it around

[10:55:33 08/01/11] * Ziggy raises a brow

[10:56:32 08/01/11] * Klaus throws stick 'Go boy go get it'

[10:56:46 08/01/11] Ziggy : -_____-

[10:58:02 08/01/11] * Ziggy is not amused.

[10:58:21 08/01/11] Klaus : Go get it or I put you in a room with yaoi fan girls

[10:58:38 08/01/11] Ziggy : O.O

[10:58:50 08/01/11] * Ziggy huffs a sigh and goes and gets the friggen stick.

[11:00:10 08/01/11] Klaus : Good boy *pets Ziggy*

[11:00:21 08/01/11] * Ziggy growls

[11:00:55 08/01/11] * Klaus rubs behind Ziggys ears*

[11:01:06 08/01/11] * Ziggy sighs contentedly

[11:02:08 08/01/11] * Klaus puts a bow on ziggys head

[11:02:18 08/01/11] Ziggy : -_____-

[11:04:04 08/01/11] Klaus : Gut doggy

[11:06:22 08/01/11] * Ziggy grumbles

[11:12:20 08/01/11] Klaus : XD

[11:24:09 08/01/11] Klaus : velcome back mister bond *pets kitten*

[11:24:38 08/01/11] Ziggy : >>

[11:27:12 08/01/11] Klaus : Sup >

[11:27:18 08/01/11] Ziggy : Sup foo

[11:28:13 08/01/11] Klaus : mine name ist not foo it ist Klaus silly doggy

[11:28:25 08/01/11] Ziggy : *Mein

[11:29:19 08/01/11] * Klaus stabs knives into Zigsters arm

[11:29:45 08/01/11] Ziggy : *The knives break because Ziggy is a werewolf*

[11:31:04 08/01/11] * Klaus gets a sword 'THIS HAS A PLUS TWO DAMAGE AGAINT WEREWOLVES* stabs Zigster

[11:31:42 08/01/11] * Ziggy blocks with a shield.

[11:32:04 08/01/11] * Klaus uses fire

[11:32:12 08/01/11] * Ziggy pulls out a sword. "This has a plus fifty damage against guys named Klaus."

[11:34:06 08/01/11] Klaus : thats a bit specific

[11:34:37 08/01/11] * Klaus uses holy

[11:34:56 08/01/11] * Ziggy uses mana shield.

[11:35:54 08/01/11] * Klaus gets OMEGASUPERDUPERULTRAOVERSIZEDOVERCOMPENSATINGCLAYMORE

[11:35:59 08/01/11] Klaus : HA BEAT ZAT

[11:37:09 08/01/11] * Ziggy shoots Klaus in the face with a blessed silver round* "Done."

[11:37:54 08/01/11] * Klaus is healed by blessed round

[11:38:11 08/01/11] Ziggy : ...

[11:38:28 08/01/11] * Ziggy shoots him in the face with a fucking bolt pistol and blows his head off.

[11:38:29 08/01/11] Klaus : I has holy absorbing blue jacket

[11:39:04 08/01/11] * Klaus dies

[11:40:30 08/01/11] * Ziggy twirls his pistol as the FF victory music plays

[11:40:52 08/01/11] * Klaus comes back as a giant monster

[11:41:08 08/01/11] Klaus : RWAR PHEAR MY SEYMORENESS

[11:41:37 08/01/11] Ziggy : D< FUCK YOU SEYMORE *Beats you to death with Sin*

[11:42:16 08/01/11] * Klaus summons chuck norris who eats sin then turns Klaus back to normal

[11:42:54 08/01/11] * Ziggy summons Sean Connery who pwns the fuck out of norris

[11:43:40 08/01/11] * Klaus stabs Connery with MR T's mowhok

[11:44:15 08/01/11] Ziggy : *Connery's beard deflects the mohawk*

[11:44:51 08/01/11] * Klaus summons yaoi fan girls then hides in anti yaoi feild

[11:45:22 08/01/11] * Ziggy summons two hot lesbians and scares the yaoi girls away

[11:46:21 08/01/11] Klaus : O//////O

[11:46:27 08/01/11] * Klaus dies of nose bleed

[11:46:31 08/01/11] Klaus : *epic

[11:46:42 08/01/11] * Ziggy wins again.

[11:48:54 08/01/11] * Klaus is revived by Sephiroths hair

[11:49:41 08/01/11] * Ziggy cuts off Sephi's hair, causeing Klaus to die again

[11:50:35 08/01/11] * Klaus is not dead

[11:50:39 08/01/11] Klaus : HA

[11:51:32 08/01/11] * Ziggy throws Klaus into a reactor vat and fries him alive

[11:52:19 08/01/11] * Klaus comes out without a scratch

[11:52:29 08/01/11] Klaus : DAS IST IT

[11:52:33 08/01/11] * Klaus uses meteor

[11:53:00 08/01/11] * Ziggy uses the lifestream to avert the disaster.

[11:53:52 08/01/11] * Klaus uses THE ANGST OF CLOUD to keel Ziggy

[11:54:17 08/01/11] * Ziggy uses the angst of Tidus to counter

[11:54:44 08/01/11] * Klaus uses the hotness of Lulu to counter

[11:56:05 08/01/11] * Ziggy uses Yuna's bad voice acting to kill Klaus

[11:56:53 08/01/11] * Klaus uses the badassness of Arouan to block

[11:57:18 08/01/11] * Ziggy uses AURON's badassery to kick th ass of whatever you just said

[11:58:01 08/01/11] * Klaus uses german accent to block

[11:58:15 08/01/11] Ziggy : I need to get some sleep

[11:58:20 08/01/11] Ziggy : It's five AM

[11:58:22 08/01/11] Klaus : Night

[11:58:33 08/01/11] Ziggy : Night, Klaus.

[11:58:35 08/01/11] Klaus : O_O GET TO SLEEP MAN

[11:58:50 08/01/11] Ziggy : This should go in the Epic Cbox moments thread, by the way

[11:58:57 08/01/11] Ziggy : Doo eet

[11:59:12 08/01/11] Klaus : I SHALL

[11:59:23 08/01/11] Ziggy : GOOD MAN

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[06:48:22] Michel : i dunno crap about guns... cept paintball guns

[06:49:13] Michel : <_< That was a movie refrence by the way.

[06:49:32] Integra F. W. Hellsing : there's a turtle farm in oklahoma

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Watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjSYfwZpj3U then ...

[08:32:11] Morphine : maxwell: -playing with dolls- integra: maxwell.. your cross is so big... * anderson slams open the door * SIR! Maxwell: -scrambles to hide dolls- WHAT?!.

[08:32:11] Michel : -_- Ill skin you... you stinking cat..

[08:32:25] Michel : xD.

[08:33:22] Seras Victoria : Well, he does wish he could get his hands on Integra ....

[08:33:28] Seras Victoria : But he never will! ^____^.

[08:33:54] Michel : ...... Anderson: Are you playing with those damned dolls again!?!.

[08:34:23] Morphine : Maxwell: ... did you see anything?!.

[08:34:57] Michel : Anderson: No,of course not. There no way i could possibly see you playing out your fantasy in the middle of the floor when i opened the door... No....

[08:35:23] Morphine : Anderson: no sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls to live out your protestant fantasy.

[08:35:54] Morphine : Anderson: * slams door closed * father ragalio: the dolls again? Anderson: yes sir.

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[21:59:26] Alucard : =__=

[21:59:27] @ Euphemia : Come on, LuLu! I know you have better taste than this!

[21:59:32] Alucard : you're killin me here euphy

[22:00:02] @ Euphemia : Lol

[22:00:15] @ Euphemia : I just gave you a great list though! lol

[22:02:46] Alucard : lol, you start posting pics and I'll judge for a while

[22:02:50] Alucard : how about that? XD

[22:03:14] @ Gral Ale : hm...

[22:03:38] @ Euphemia : Okie okie

[22:04:30] @ Gral Ale : how about Lara Croft?

[22:04:39] @ Gral Ale : I mean, too common, but still

[22:05:19] Alucard : meh, looks wise hell yes

[22:05:28] Alucard : but Miss Dynamite's personality had me won. XD

[22:05:40] Alucard : plus I intended to break the 4th wall every other post. XD

[22:05:40] @ Gral Ale : http://www.holytaco.com/10-hottest-chicks-video-games/

[22:05:47] @ Euphemia : Well I'm searching for dudes!

[22:05:54] @ Euphemia : http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=428143

[22:05:59] @ Gral Ale : I disagree with a few, but check it out

[22:06:17] @ Gral Ale : wow Euph.. THAT GUY'S CUTE

[22:06:36] @ Euphemia : HE'S A TOTAL BABE!

[22:07:19] Alucard : meh

[22:07:49] @ Gral Ale : lol

[22:08:15] @ Euphemia : http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=215354

[22:08:21] @ Euphemia : SQUALL LEONHART FTW <3

[22:08:44] Alucard : NEVA

[22:08:55] @ Euphemia : D'aww

[22:09:19] @ Euphemia : http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=144459

[22:09:19] @ Gral Ale : lol

[22:09:27] @ Gral Ale : choose one of my 10 chicks!

[22:09:29] @ Euphemia : What about the GENDER BENDED version of Squall!?

[22:09:36] @ Euphemia : *points to link*

[22:09:59] Alucard : better....

[22:10:00] @ Gral Ale : http://www.ripten.com/2008/12/04/top-10-nicest-asses-in-videogames-10/

[22:10:03] Alucard : ...much better....

[22:10:05] @ Gral Ale : another top 10 chicks

[22:10:20] Sirina Anthony has joined the chat on Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:10 pm

[22:10:30] @ Euphemia : Hey Siwina

[22:10:34] @ Euphemia : COME ON JUST USE SQUALL!

[22:10:42] @ Gral Ale : That's the one I told ya, the one from HL2 http://www.ripten.com/2008/12/05/top-10-nicest-asses-in-videogames-9/

[22:10:43] @ Sirina Anthony : Gender bended squall?

[22:10:45] @ Gral Ale : yo Sir

[22:10:54] Alucard : http://t-mikes.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d2zo1mc

[22:10:56] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[22:10:59] Alucard : TOP THAT EUPHY!

[22:11:12] @ Sirina Anthony : Yooooooo.... ummmm...... **looks up text books*

[22:11:36] @ Euphemia : PSH, easily!

[22:12:46] @ Sirina Anthony : laura ctoft has the NICEST ass around.

[22:13:34] Alucard : meh, there's always Revy

[22:13:37] Alucard : http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/32086/628962-revy3_super.jpg

[22:13:46] * Alucard happens to know Sirina is a big revy fan

[22:13:51] @ Euphemia : Eh Revy's dece

[22:13:59] @ Gral Ale : yeah, but Lara's a classic

[22:14:02] Alucard : WAIT!

[22:14:07] @ Gral Ale : so I went with Alyx vance

[22:14:09] Alucard : Euphy is a black lagoon fan???

[22:14:33] @ Sirina Anthony : xD

[22:14:42] @ Euphemia : Well I only watched a few AMV's of it but my boyfriend's been trying to get me to watch it... lol

[22:14:50] * Alucard shakes euphy

[22:14:52] Alucard : WATCH!

[22:14:55] Alucard : IT!

[22:14:57] Alucard : NAO!!!!!!!

[22:15:00] @ Euphemia : xD

[22:15:09] Alucard : BY ODIN'S FLOWING BEARD LISTEN TO THE MAN!!!

[22:15:20] @ Euphemia : AFTER I CONVINCE YOU TO USE A HOT DUDE AS YOUR GOOSE.

[22:15:33] Alucard : if you watch it I will use female FF dude

[22:15:39] @ Sirina Anthony : Wanna see a chinses chick with huge boobs and tight, ripped up short shorts blow shit up? yeah. Gotta be Revvy.

[22:15:40] @ Gral Ale : lol

[22:15:42] Alucard : what's his face, gunblade guy,

[22:16:01] @ Euphemia : No it has to be a dude!

[22:16:10] Alucard : GAH!

[22:16:18] Alucard : you already shot down ladd russo.

[22:16:36] @ Euphemia : Oh wait, scratch that: It has to be a HOT dude that I APPROVE!

[22:16:46] @ Sirina Anthony : GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES! GET A GOOD HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! GO WITH MY VISION! LIGHT UP THE FIRE! LIGHT UP THE POWER! WEAPON I HAVE IT ALL!

[22:16:57] Alucard : http://t-mikes.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d1kxgt2

[22:17:02] Alucard : my final offer.

[22:17:13] Alucard : closest I'll ever be to becoming an aime character. XD

[22:17:15] @ Sirina Anthony : YOU MADE A MESS! FOR CHRIST SAKE! THIS ROTTEN WORLD!

[22:17:30] @ Gral Ale : calm down Sir

[22:17:31] @ Sirina Anthony : oh anime look a likes?

[22:17:33] @ Euphemia : No that dude has b cups and has a weird face

[22:17:41] @ Sirina Anthony : Gral

[22:17:43] @ Sirina Anthony : its red fraction lyrics lol

[22:17:51] * Alucard throws up his hands.

[22:17:53] @ Gral Ale : lol

[22:17:58] Alucard : there's no reasoning with you woman!

[22:18:07] @ Gral Ale : never heard of 'em!

[22:18:08] @ Euphemia : Lol there is! You just keep choosing ugly people!

[22:18:17] @ Euphemia : COME ON, LULU!

[22:18:30] @ Sirina Anthony : Elphy! That pic DOES have boobs!

[22:18:37] @ Sirina Anthony : Heinkel!? YOU HAVE BOOBS!?

[22:18:40] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[22:18:46] @ Euphemia : xDD

[22:18:59] * Euphemia pokes LuLu's B cups

[22:19:02] * Sirina Anthony pokes Heinkels 'boobs'

[22:19:05] @ Sirina Anthony : SO FIRM!

[22:19:15] Alucard : I hate...all of you...

[22:19:18] Alucard : ALL OF YOU!

[22:19:22] Alucard : /clear

[22:19:26] @ Euphemia : Except me! :3

[22:19:27] Alucard : FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[22:19:30] @ Euphemia : HA DIDN'T WORK!

[22:19:31] @ Sirina Anthony : Awww! you say that with love!

[22:19:36] Morphine has joined the chat on Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:19 pm

[22:19:37] @ Sirina Anthony : CHAT BOX MOMENT!

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[15:48:32] Giselle has joined the chat on Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:48 pm

[15:48:34] Alucard has joined the chat on Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:48 pm

[15:48:48] Alucard : damn, my timing is just scary good lately

[15:48:49] Giselle : ...

[15:48:59] Alucard : I mean god...damn..

[15:49:00] * Giselle flees.

[15:49:04] Giselle is Disconnected on Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:49 pm

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[22:52:28] Integra F. W. Hellsing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1vvRGJ_NnE jay showed me this earlier
[22:52:31] @ Sirina Anthony : a joint
[22:52:53] Fritz : ah
[22:53:02] Fritz : OH GOD
[22:53:02] Fritz : OH GOD
[22:53:03] Fritz : OH GOD
[22:53:03] * Sirina Anthony clicks that link
[22:53:04] Fritz : NO
[22:53:04] Fritz : NO
[22:53:05] Fritz : NO
[22:53:05] Fritz : NO
[22:53:06] Fritz : NO
[22:53:07] Fritz : SHIT
[22:53:08] Fritz : SHOOT ME
[22:53:11] Fritz : KILL ME
[22:53:13] Fritz : DISHONOR MY FAMIRY
[22:53:15] Fritz : NOT TAHT ONE
[22:53:16] Fritz : PLEASE NO
[22:53:18] Fritz : OH GOD NO
[22:53:23] @ Sirina Anthony : ahahahahahahaha!
[22:53:23] Fritz : I'D RATHER WATCH BL ANIME
[22:53:24] Fritz : NO
[22:53:25] Fritz : NO
[22:53:27] Fritz : PLEASE
[22:53:29] Fritz : KILL ME
[22:54:03] @ Sirina Anthony : ITS A CHEAP VERSION OF THE CARMACIL!

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:44 pm

[05:32:45] Sirina Anthony has joined the chat on Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:32 am

[05:32:52] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Except Blood Knight went a totally different route that was a bit more focused on a original character and had sex in it

[05:33:00] Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello

[05:33:02] @ Sirina Anthony : .......... okay nevermind.... imma crash in bed

[05:33:06] @ Sirina Anthony : hello

[05:33:11] * Sirina Anthony coughs a shit load

[05:33:12] Integra F. W. Hellsing : the art itself was good

[05:33:13] @ Sirina Anthony : goodnight

[05:33:17] Integra F. W. Hellsing : goodnight

[05:33:21] @ Euphemia : D'aww, night

[05:33:38] Integra F. W. Hellsing : anyway apparently it's been closed down

[05:33:40] @ Sirina Anthony : Fuck school. -___-

[05:33:49] Sirina Anthony is Disconnected on Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:33 am : to sleep

[05:34:29] @ Rip Van Winkle : back

[05:35:15] @ Euphemia : That was fast lol

[05:35:18] @ Euphemia : Oh wit

[05:35:20] @ Euphemia : **wait

[05:35:24] @ Euphemia : I thought you were Sirina

[05:35:32] @ Euphemia : Damn purple! It deceives me!

[05:36:06] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol I thought I was Sirina too for a sec *looks away then looks back* oh wait, that's me

[05:37:24] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[05:37:58] Tubalcain Alhambra : .

[05:38:09] Tubalcain Alhambra : lol

[05:38:17] @ Euphemia : lol

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:47 am

DRUNKEN HELLSING SAGA PART 1

[07:28:21 30/01/11] * Father Alexander Anderson smirks at Integra.

[07:28:31 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sits on top of enrico, and continues to hold the gun to his head

[07:28:37 30/01/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Martyrdom is naht boot tha first step inta Eaven.

[07:28:42 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : I wear a chasity belt Protestant.

[07:28:59 30/01/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : His Holliness is moar than prepared tah die if it means Ah get tah evicerate yew Babylon

[07:29:02 30/01/11] Michel : Well,having Michel logged in isnt really needed but i guess i gotta respond to Der's death to... so... Just dont die i guess... o.O *Leaves*

[07:29:15 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Like you're actually haven't had sex.

[07:29:24 30/01/11] Michel : He hasnt...

[07:29:53 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria stares uncomfortably at them, still prying blades out

[07:30:19 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gets off of him, and puts her boot heel to his chest still holding the gun to him

[07:30:29 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte pulls the blades out and throws them back at andy* Yea! Posting and still able to kick ass

[07:30:48 30/01/11] * Father Alexander Anderson catches the bayonets between his teeth

[07:31:04 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Wait.. thats new...

[07:31:15 30/01/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : [[as much fun as the bayonet priest is, if pip's posting this calls for an outfit change]]

[07:31:48 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : What the hell...

[07:32:00 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing shoots Maxwell in the arm, and goes back to her tea.

[07:32:50 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell screams in pain

[07:32:53 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : THE BITCH SHOT ME!

[07:32:56 30/01/11] * Alucard strolls in through the shadows

[07:33:07 30/01/11] Alucard : I must have misheard.

[07:33:17 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips her tea

[07:33:21 30/01/11] Alucard : I could almost swear you just made the mistake of calling my master a bitch.

[07:33:39 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : O_O

[07:33:44 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : ....... -_-

[07:33:49 30/01/11] * Alucard grins. "We can't allow that now can we Police Girl?"

[07:33:54 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : I forgot you played both roles now.xD

[07:34:00 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Alucard. Nice to meet you.

[07:34:10 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ((*facepalms*))

[07:34:24 30/01/11] Alucard : Enrico Maxwell, the pleasure is all yours

[07:34:27 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Whelp! 'bout time I go and work on some funding!

[07:34:55 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria is looking positively homicidal after getting skewered with bayonets

[07:35:04 30/01/11] * Alucard raises an eyebrow. "That's my girl."

[07:35:14 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Coward. He LEFT!

[07:35:18 30/01/11] * Alucard pats Seras on the head and tosses her a vampire biscuit

[07:35:28 30/01/11] Alucard : You can eat him next time.

[07:35:36 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria munches happily on the biscuit

[07:35:58 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing puts the safety on her gun, and tosses a blood juicebox to alucard

[07:36:19 30/01/11] * Alucard sips his juicebox

[07:36:45 30/01/11] Alucard : Integra, a quick word...

[07:37:00 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : hm?

[07:37:11 30/01/11] Alucard : before you hear about this from Walter and overreact, there may have been a small incident in the mansion earlier today...

[07:37:29 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell kicks Alucard and runs

[07:37:29 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ....Incident?

[07:37:47 30/01/11] Alucard : in the coarse of carrying out that mission you gave me I may or may not have passed by the kitchen...

[07:37:56 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Rrrrrrrrrrrrr

[07:37:59 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : REVENGE

[07:38:02 30/01/11] Alucard : long story short there was a small fire....

[07:38:22 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : >< Next time I see His Holiness, HE is getting his Catholic ass kicked

[07:38:28 30/01/11] Alucard : It's not as bad as it sounds. It's not like we use the east wing that much anyway right?

[07:38:52 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell pants Seras and then runs

[07:38:52 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : /ME KICKS ENRICO'S ASSS

[07:38:53 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ....

[07:39:17 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing throws a silver ashtray at him

[07:39:17 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Ok, not a full success

[07:39:29 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then pumps him full of bullets

[07:39:36 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : YOU BLOODY GIT!

[07:39:39 30/01/11] * Alucard is hit with a silver ashtray and bullets

[07:39:52 30/01/11] Alucard : So glad to know you care my dear Master.

[07:40:13 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : xD

[07:40:17 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria just gawks at those two

[07:40:43 30/01/11] * Alucard drapes an arm around Seras and Integra.

[07:40:45 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and that's coming out of your pay Captain.

[07:40:55 30/01/11] Alucard : We've become one big happy family haven't we?

[07:40:59 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : The devil are you doing?

[07:41:16 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing shoots one round in his crotch

[07:41:36 30/01/11] * Alucard is shot

[07:41:46 30/01/11] Alucard : Not in front of the Fledgling Integra.

[07:41:55 30/01/11] Alucard : Alucard 1

[07:42:03 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria is looking weirdly at Alucard, too, but she's used to him being strange

[07:42:04 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Not what in front of the Police Girl?

[07:42:13 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : ...

[07:42:17 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : /me

[07:42:24 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell takes a cattle prob to Pips ass

[07:42:36 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Ok, I've apparently forgotten how to do actions

[07:42:44 30/01/11] * Alucard is distracted by the arrival of the Pope

[07:42:46 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Isn't it /me ?

[07:42:53 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : "/me actions"

[07:42:59 30/01/11] Alucard : [[yep, you've got it right seras]]

[07:43:06 30/01/11] Alucard : [*nods*]

[07:43:07 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : AHEM

[07:43:10 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria bites Enrico. With fangs.

[07:43:16 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Not what in front of Seras?

[07:43:27 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria isn't drinking, just trying to hurt him

[07:43:48 30/01/11] Alucard : We can't in good conscious resort to such violence in front of the police girl

[07:43:58 30/01/11] Alucard : I'd hate for her to be corrupted~

[07:44:10 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell farts

[07:44:10 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria is chewing on Enrico's neck.

[07:44:33 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Indeed

[07:44:37 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell feels up Seras while she bites him.

[07:44:38 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips tea

[07:44:50 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : booooooooobs!

[07:44:57 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : fyi

[07:45:10 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : I act REALLY ooc with Enrico in the CB seras

[07:45:21 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : I can do tricks too!

[07:45:25 30/01/11] * Alucard sits down on the armrest of Integra's chair and watches his fledgling

[07:45:26 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : want me to change into a tumor?

[07:45:32 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Open your mind a little?

[07:45:41 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Don't make me sever a major artery

[07:45:41 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Very Happy

[07:45:54 30/01/11] Alucard : save me his left arm Police Girl

[07:45:57 30/01/11] Alucard : I hear it's lucky

[07:46:13 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Do I want to know?

[07:46:29 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell turns into a tumor and wiggles away

[07:47:00 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria let's go, naturally, and just watches him disbelievingly

[07:47:11 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Pooollliiiiicccceeee giiiirrrrrllllll

[07:47:12 30/01/11] Alucard : He's the Pope Master. It's his job to lay his hands on everyone.

[07:47:20 30/01/11] Alucard : Surely he must be at least a little lucky

[07:47:29 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell wiggles and slimes his way up a wall and on the ceiling directly over Seras

[07:47:43 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Perhaps with himself he is.

[07:47:49 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Posted,short

[07:47:54 30/01/11] Alucard : HA!

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:48 am

DRUNKEN HELLSING SAGA PART 2

[07:47:58 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell drops down onto Seras' head.

[07:48:10 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Open your miiiinnnnnnd

[07:48:33 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell wiggles around on top of her head

[07:48:39 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : open your miiiinnnnnnnd!

[07:48:47 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : please?

[07:48:52 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Open your miiinnnnnnd!

[07:50:08 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Are you sure you still want his left arm?

[07:50:21 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte shoots maxwell of her head with his 44 magnum* So.. zhis is v'hat the vatican is making? {bored}

[07:50:48 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria runs screeeeaming around

[07:51:16 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Get offa my HEAD you creepy crawling crazy CATHOLIC

[07:51:29 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Opeeen your miiinnnnd!

[07:51:58 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell clings to her as she runs around

[07:52:41 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing looks up at Alucard

[07:52:51 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Are we in agreement to watch for now?

[07:52:59 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Anywho,aside from maxwell turning into a bug... thing. How y'all doin' o.o I feel nosy

[07:53:06 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria it screaming and screetching and clawing at her face

[07:53:58 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell slimes his way down onto Seras' face

[07:53:58 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : I HAVE A POPE ON MY HEAD!! A POPE ON MY -HEAD-!!!!

[07:54:14 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : your mind child! Open your miiinnnnnd!

[07:54:27 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria clicks

[07:54:43 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Did he turn alien? Should i go predator?

[07:54:45 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria 's eyes turn red as she has too much and claws Enrico off

[07:54:48 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : OH MY GOD!

[07:55:08 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell turns back into a human and jumps off of seras, and runs over to Dok

[07:55:13 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : or that...

[07:55:15 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria starts attempting to tear the slimey Enrico apart

[07:55:21 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! MINE DOK!

[07:55:22 30/01/11] Alucard : posted

[07:55:31 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell dry humps Dok.

[07:55:39 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing offers Alucard a glass of wine as she watches

[07:55:41 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : I'VE MISSED YOU THIS MUCH!

[07:55:47 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips her own glass of red wine

[07:55:50 30/01/11] @ Herr Doktor : >>

[07:56:09 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria retreats back to Alucard and Entegra, because she has to brb!

[07:56:12 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Eh,sup dok. *Eating a carrot*

[07:56:13 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : That police girl was suducing me!

[07:56:25 30/01/11] * Alucard sips the wine and absentmindedly shoots Maxwell and Dok with the Cassul.

[07:56:55 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell jumps up into Doks arms. "MY LOVE SHALL NEVER FAIL YOU! I SHALL WRITE YOU A LOVE LETTER AGAIN MINE DOK!!!!"

[07:57:09 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : .... Hey,alucard. Can i have a Cassul? Get walter to make another one?

[07:57:21 30/01/11] @ Herr Doktor : O_o

[07:57:30 30/01/11] * Alucard strokes his gun. "Mah gun!"

[07:57:55 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell presses his face into Doks face. "Tell me we make a cute couple!"

[07:58:12 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : and hahahaha! that police vampire ran away!

[07:58:16 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : ....

[07:58:27 30/01/11] * Alucard shoots Enrico again

[07:58:31 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : OUR LOVE IS TOO GREAT CARA MIEA!

[07:58:38 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Yea well. Screw your gun! IM BUGS BUNNY!

[07:58:47 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : MY LOVE FOR DOK KEEPS ME ALIVE!

[07:58:59 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : THERE'S room for another one alucard. Wink

[07:59:17 30/01/11] * Alucard shoots Dok in the head

[07:59:21 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : ...For the love of christ... *Throws some c-4 toward dok and Maxwell* Ill kell j'a both!

[07:59:21 30/01/11] Alucard : what Dok?

[07:59:45 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips her wine

[07:59:47 30/01/11] * Herr Doktor kicks net

[07:59:48 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell takes the C4 and rams it down Pips throat

[08:00:20 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte uses cbox logic to dodge* .... Out smarted..

[08:01:58 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Alllright!

[08:02:00 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : ME!

[08:02:02 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : SHEET!

[08:02:08 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : lol.

[08:02:17 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : .

[08:02:26 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : SERAS!

[08:02:29 30/01/11] * Alucard yawns

[08:02:31 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : After the randomness Im just gonna use c-box logic to beat or dodge anything.

[08:02:33 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : YOU MADE ME CHEAT ON THE LOVE OF MY LIFE@

[08:02:42 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : I HAVE A CHILD WITH DOK!

[08:02:45 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : HOW DARE YOU!

[08:03:04 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte falls over laughing* xD

[08:03:23 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : WE HAVE A SON!

[08:03:31 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : HIS NAME IS CHRISTOPHER!

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:49 am

DRUNKEN HELLSING SAGA PART 3

[08:03:36 30/01/11] * Alucard throws Pip over his shoulder. "Come on you. I need a drinking buddy and everyone else either lacks balls or takes extreme pleasure in shooting me."

[08:03:40 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I threw your son into the ocean remember?

[08:03:50 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : what was that?

[08:03:55 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : HEY COME BACK YOU

[08:03:57 30/01/11] * Alucard drags Pip to the nearest bar and orders shots

[08:04:07 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte is thrown over his shoulder* E'll yea!

[08:04:15 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : we had another one!

[08:04:25 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : the first ones name was Enrico Jr!

[08:04:26 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Use your evil love beam to get them for free..

[08:04:35 30/01/11] * Alucard downs his drinks. "SHut up and drink frenchie. I won't have my daughter dating a man who can't hold his liquor"

[08:04:49 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing lowers his head to her level by pulling on the ascot

[08:05:00 30/01/11] @ Herr Doktor : >>

[08:05:04 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Who's money are you using exactly?

[08:05:07 30/01/11] * Alucard is half yanked out of his bar stool

[08:05:11 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte picks up 3 at once and downs them all*

[08:05:24 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell crys over the loss of Enrico Jr!

[08:05:26 30/01/11] Alucard : um...walters?

[08:05:37 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Integra

[08:05:38 30/01/11] * Alucard grins and takes a moment to drain another shot glass

[08:06:02 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Z'his is good! V'alter v'vont care! He's a good man!

[08:06:12 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte continues to drink the shots*

[08:06:17 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Fine as long as it's not my money

[08:06:44 30/01/11] * Alucard passes the bartender Integra's credit card and orders more drinks

[08:06:50 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell rolls in Integras money after flinging it all over her bed and stripping down to his boxers.

[08:07:09 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte secretly high fives alucard under the bar while using his free hand to drain another shot*

[08:07:13 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : she smells like candy!

[08:07:52 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria is still afk, but giggling at everyone

[08:08:21 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : ITS LIKE AN ORGIE IN HERE!

[08:08:28 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing holds a gun to the bartenders head and demands her credit card back

[08:08:32 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte downs another shot then lifts up a small box with a button on it and presses it,making maxwells car explode*

[08:08:40 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then gets her credit card back.

[08:08:45 30/01/11] * Alucard sulks and takes another drink.

[08:08:59 30/01/11] Alucard : I haven't gotten to have any fun since Rio.

[08:09:16 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte sulks that his assassination attempt failed and takes another 3 shots and drinks them one by one*

[08:09:19 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Alright then since you want to drink the pope will pay for it

[08:09:29 30/01/11] Alucard : HAHA!

[08:09:32 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then holds up Enrico Maxwell's Black Credit card

[08:09:37 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : WILL NAWT!

[08:09:46 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : HEY!

[08:09:54 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell flys across the room and snags it back

[08:09:54 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives the bartender enrico's black credit card

[08:09:55 30/01/11] * Alucard snatches the card and cleans out the bar

[08:10:10 30/01/11] Alucard : BAHAHAHA!

[08:10:10 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte kicks a barstool at max,knocking him out the air before he makes it to them*

[08:10:12 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : oooh no you dont!

[08:10:15 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes a bottle of bourban herself, and drinks the bottle

[08:10:24 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : I z'now drunking bo -hic- xing!

[08:10:33 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell jumps over the barstool and snags it back, shoving it in his pants

[08:10:41 30/01/11] Alucard : Oh this reminds me of the time the old man sent me and Walter to Amsterdam.

[08:11:13 30/01/11] Alucard : we were supposed to be hunting down some vamprie but when we get there the damn thing's already dead.

[08:11:33 30/01/11] @ Herr Doktor : dammit brb

[08:11:39 30/01/11] Alucard : so we spend the whole mission budget on mary jane, cheap beer, and expensive hookers.

[08:11:55 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria is staring at everybody with a giant anime sweatdrop down her face

[08:11:58 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte takes alucards last shot and drinks it while hes talking*

[08:12:04 30/01/11] * Alucard sips his drink. "That was one helluva weekend. Pity about all the dead hookers though."

[08:12:30 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Why didn't you just pick up some of my father's hookers?

[08:12:36 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes a sip of the bourban

[08:12:36 30/01/11] * Alucard sees Seras and grins. "POLICE GIRL! You should totally try one of these...what do you call them? PURPLE NURPLES!!!"

[08:12:46 30/01/11] Alucard : They're awesome!

[08:12:47 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : No no no

[08:12:51 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : She needs something stronger

[08:12:55 30/01/11] Alucard : it's like a party in my mouth and nobody is throwing up!

[08:12:59 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : xD Oh god,are we really this bored?

[08:13:28 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : She needs something stronger Alucard. Afterall she is only a child, and she needs to be properly inducted into hellsing.

[08:13:45 30/01/11] * Alucard sips an Appletini

[08:13:45 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : ....Whiskey or Vodka?

[08:13:50 30/01/11] Alucard : whatever you say Integra

[08:14:16 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Right you drinking an appletini

[08:14:29 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : z'he e'll v'ith e't!

[08:14:33 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Give her the finest russian vodka

[08:14:41 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : o_o;

[08:14:46 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte pulls out a stack of money he got from working with hellsing* DRINKS ON ME!

[08:14:49 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips her bourban again

[08:15:03 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Maybe I shouldn't have anything? x_x

[08:15:04 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I thought we said drinks were on maxwell?

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:50 am

DRUNKEN HELLSING SAGA PART 4

[08:15:24 30/01/11] * Alucard pulls out the Jackal and blows holes in the wall

[08:15:32 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : He aint got no money

[08:15:32 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing passes seras a bloody mary

[08:15:35 30/01/11] Alucard : JUDAS PRIEST!

[08:15:37 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell has his credit card deep in his pants

[08:15:42 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : It has tomato juice >>

[08:15:44 30/01/11] * Alucard staggers towards the exit

[08:15:49 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : cant touch mine

[08:15:52 30/01/11] Alucard : Oh don't think I didn't see you Judas!

[08:15:53 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : /puls out his 44 and copies alucard,shooting hole ing the floor and roof*

[08:16:00 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : FAILS XD

[08:16:04 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing signs, and goes after Alucard dragging him back to sit down

[08:16:10 30/01/11] * Alucard almost falls but catches himself on the table

[08:16:24 30/01/11] * Alucard giggles a bit but is dragged away from the door

[08:16:32 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte laughs at alucard while shooting the floor* I lasted longer!

[08:16:36 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell picks up a glass of wine and sits down at a table

[08:16:43 30/01/11] Alucard : but Inteeeeeegra. I'm sure that was him.

[08:16:52 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : You know for being Vlad the Impaler you one bloody lightweight.

[08:16:59 30/01/11] Alucard : How many blonde people can there be in london?

[08:17:13 30/01/11] Alucard : I stopped by an AA meeting on my way here.

[08:17:18 30/01/11] Alucard : ...they tasted funny.

[08:17:35 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Perhaps they had drugs.

[08:17:45 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte stops and begins to count* Blond people in london..... umm.... I u'nno..

[08:17:46 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria drinks her Bloody Mary. "This is good."

[08:17:54 30/01/11] * Alucard hiccups and flails towards the door

[08:18:02 30/01/11] Alucard : I have you now Papist!

[08:18:11 30/01/11] * Alucard falls flat on his face

[08:18:13 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing holds Alucard by his collar

[08:18:23 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing drags him back to a chair

[08:18:31 30/01/11] * Alucard snores

[08:18:33 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte falls to the floor,taking a bottle of vodka with him on his way down* I -hic- WIN!

[08:18:45 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : I love how she has to clean up after her pet, and drag him around.

[08:19:01 30/01/11] * Father Alexander Anderson decks Alucard in the fucking face

[08:19:05 30/01/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ha!

[08:19:12 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : ANDERSON!

[08:19:19 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : .... damnit

[08:19:28 30/01/11] * Alucard is punched

[08:19:37 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte is drinking while on the floor* J... Just got knocked z'he E'LL out... Alucard...

[08:19:38 30/01/11] Alucard : Gack! I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM!!!

[08:19:52 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I DON'T CARE

[08:19:56 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Enrico ...

[08:20:08 30/01/11] Alucard : Do I get to go after him? :3

[08:20:10 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sits him back down, and ties him to a pole with his ascot

[08:20:12 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria stares grimly at him as she lifts the Harkonnen

[08:20:38 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

[08:21:02 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria shoots Enrico in the chest

[08:21:06 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you would blow them up too easily when you get drunk!

[08:21:13 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell is saved by God

[08:21:17 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : /Me hicups and taks another shot of the vodka* 99 Bottles of z'erer on the wall! 99 Bottle of beer!

[08:21:31 30/01/11] Alucard : awwwww come on Integra. Just lemme kill him a little bit.

[08:21:33 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte goes with it*

[08:22:21 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte passes out and goes to work on his other character sheet*

[08:22:27 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Give me one good reason why I should let you?

[08:22:35 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : .*

[08:22:44 30/01/11] Alucard : ...

[08:22:46 30/01/11] Alucard : ...

[08:22:53 30/01/11] Alucard : ...it'll make me smile.

[08:23:05 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Everything makes you smile Integra

[08:23:10 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell kicks Anderson in the ass for the hell of it.

[08:23:18 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte pokes his head in* Cause he called you a crazy protestand bastard! Tegs!

[08:23:24 30/01/11] Alucard : what's the worst that could happen?

[08:23:44 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : The whole of London being burned to the ground.

[08:24:11 30/01/11] Alucard : what if I promise to keep collateral under a million?

[08:24:19 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : I hate it when mommy and daddy fights ... ;-;

[08:24:44 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : J'a.... T'is annoying..

[08:24:44 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Keep it under $500,000 and we have a deal.

[08:25:00 30/01/11] Alucard : awwwwww, you're no fun.

[08:25:25 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm also not the bloody Swiss Bank.

[08:25:34 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Vait.. V'hen z'he E'll did j'ou post? Alucard? I just noticed z'his!

[08:26:06 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Don't you have money left in your castle in Romania?

[08:26:07 30/01/11] Alucard : a while back

[08:26:32 30/01/11] Alucard : @Integra. You're grandpa took it

[08:26:33 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : If you have money left in Romania then I will consider raising it to under$800,000.

[08:26:35 30/01/11] Alucard : *your

[08:26:43 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Integra,you have the most advanced manor in all of England! Jour Rich!

[08:27:00 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Fine keep it under $800,000

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:50 am

DRUNKEN HELLSING SAGA PART 5 END

[08:27:17 30/01/11] Alucard : just between you and me, I don't know why Abraham decided to come after me.

[08:27:26 30/01/11] Alucard : Mina was like a 6/10

[08:27:32 30/01/11] Alucard : maybe 7/10 tops

[08:27:43 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes it had nothing to do you wanting to rule over England *sarcasm*

[08:27:47 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Cause you were a nice guard dog for his huge ass house?

[08:28:07 30/01/11] Alucard : *shrugs* I would have settled for france if he just asked nicely

[08:28:37 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Gawd,sif only...

[08:28:44 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : While were on the subject how does a simpering school teacher get to be a 7/10?

[08:29:23 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : She did "Something" and got it

[08:29:40 30/01/11] Alucard : well, I may or may not have done a bit of work on her on the ride to the castle

[08:29:49 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I can imagine the Police Girl being a 7 or 8/10, but a school teacher?

[08:30:09 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : lol.

[08:30:10 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : .....

[08:30:11 30/01/11] * Alucard grins. "I can be quite the plastic surgeon when I need to be."

[08:30:21 30/01/11] Alucard : needless to say Harker was thrilled after the fact.

[08:30:30 30/01/11] Alucard : lucky asshole.

[08:30:54 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing raises an eyebrow

[08:30:57 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Indeed.

[08:31:08 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Riiiight. Well,thats why you take the shape of the tiny girl,right? Emotional problems much?

[08:31:26 30/01/11] Alucard : don't even get me started on Morris and the others. All that drama over Laurie of whatever the hell her name was.

[08:31:27 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : o_o

[08:31:42 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Lucy

[08:31:50 30/01/11] Alucard : In all honesty I bit her out of boredom, and copious ammount of brandy but that's besides the point.

[08:31:51 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : She was like Seras here I believe yes?

[08:32:02 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Bubbly in more ways than one?

[08:32:38 30/01/11] Alucard : *shrugs* I suppose that's a way to put it. the Police Gril is far less clingy though

[08:33:39 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : How would you rate Walter when he first saw you as a little girl?

[08:33:59 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte pulls out his electric guitar and plays the "Undead" beat from hollywood undead*

[08:34:12 30/01/11] Alucard : Ha! You should have seen the look on his face.

[08:34:27 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm sure your fledgling is interested to hear about you prancing around in a all white outfit with a pill box hat.

[08:34:30 30/01/11] Alucard : I really thought he might try and kill me after the hell I put him through.

[08:34:40 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : No wonder he betrayed you,the horror he saw that day...

[08:34:49 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : No

[08:34:55 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : Hm?

[08:34:59 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : It's because Walter had the hots for him.

[08:35:00 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell lights a smoke.

[08:35:02 30/01/11] Alucard : What can I say, he was jelous.

[08:35:05 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : lol

[08:35:12 30/01/11] Alucard : Not everyone can handle being around me for long.

[08:35:22 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte takes the smoke from Maxwells mouth and smokes it* Thanks...

[08:35:46 30/01/11] * Enrico Maxwell smacks pip over the head with a 3 ton bible and takes the smoke back.

[08:35:49 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes it's a miracle I've kept you around for 13 years.

[08:35:56 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : I have 3 birthday suites

[08:36:07 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : want me to get into the purple one and scare the shit outta you again?

[08:36:09 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ....

[08:36:13 30/01/11] * Alucard grins. "It's because you're obsessed with me my dear Master."

[08:36:14 30/01/11] * Pip Bernadotte gets knocked threw the floor with a bible* Z'HA E'LL??

[08:36:40 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Obsessed how servant?

[08:37:22 30/01/11] * Alucard looks at Integra over the edge of his glasses and sends her a rather explicit telepathic message

[08:37:31 30/01/11] * Alucard grins obnoxiousely.

[08:37:57 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : ....Mignonette ,I think they need alone time...

[08:38:39 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : *Obnoxiously

[08:38:51 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing blushes

[08:38:56 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing slaps the shit out of him

[08:38:57 30/01/11] Alucard : it's 2:30 in the morning dude

[08:38:58 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : ...... Corrected by a Catholic.. Awesome..

[08:39:05 30/01/11] Alucard : gimme some slack on typos

[08:39:12 30/01/11] * Alucard is slapped in the face.

[08:39:25 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : its 3.39 here >P

[08:39:32 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Uhh, yeah ...

[08:39:35 30/01/11] Alucard : *sigh* Oh how I love that woman.

[08:39:39 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : 12 am here IWIN

[08:39:45 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ((it's 2.38 am here))

[08:40:01 30/01/11] * Seras Victoria is muttering about crazy parents as she scuffles out of the room

[08:40:01 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing blushes more, and just puffs away at her cigar

[08:40:07 30/01/11] Seras Victoria : Bai!

[08:40:10 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : Maxwell,where little timmy? Aint he suppouse to be glued to your croutch?

[08:40:26 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : typo

[08:40:39 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TINY TIM!?

[08:40:46 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : YOU WERE'S AT THE BACHLORETTE PARTY!

[08:40:54 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : It was in the abriged episode,its no secret anymore..

[08:41:07 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : D8

[08:41:45 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : you used obnoxiously wrong too alucard. It means horridly. >_>

[08:41:53 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : We know you shared timmy with Anderson!!

[08:42:27 30/01/11] Enrico Maxwell : I'm sorry my junk is like a summers sausage.

[08:42:56 30/01/11] Alucard : oh teh noes. mai grammar haz errerrz

[08:43:19 30/01/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing lol's

[08:43:24 30/01/11] Alucard : *yawn* alright, I'm gonna hit the hay before I pass out

[08:43:28 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : On noe.... I ownezes jour faces and then bought zhem on ebayz

[08:43:33 30/01/11] Alucard : later guys

[08:43:38 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : bai psycho

[08:44:01 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : He beat me to that grammar thing.

[08:44:08 30/01/11] Pip Bernadotte : -_- Always second..

[08:44:56 30/01/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm putting this into the cbox crazy moments

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:58 pm

And now it's time for another episode of......AS THE HELLSING PENTACLE TURNS~!!!

[00:42:31] Giselle : I need to psot as Kachiri so we can up the OC deaths...

[00:42:46] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : I really wanted to kill Enrico, but no such luck.

[00:42:47] * Giselle whaps Mike.

[00:42:52] @ Father Alexander Anderson : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[00:43:02] @ Father Alexander Anderson : DON"T KILL THE CAT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!

[00:43:03] Giselle : ...?

[00:43:05] * Michel is whaped* Dah hell is a whap...?

[00:43:12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : What'll poor old marcus do without her?

[00:43:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : he'd go crazy and turn into Ladd Russo!!!!!

[00:43:26] Giselle : Like she is goig to be able to make it through a 'fight' with pissed-off Anyd.

[00:43:34] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I could make a crude perverted joke but I won't.

[00:43:37] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You don't want HIM running around do you!!!!!!?????

[00:43:48] Giselle : It could be fun.

[00:43:58] @ Father Alexander Anderson : actually....it could be...

[00:44:01] @ Father Alexander Anderson : WAIT NO!!!

[00:44:08] Giselle : Oh, speaking of which, do you mind if I pull a silly stunt in our fight?

[00:44:18] * Father Alexander Anderson climbs out onto the window sill

[00:44:22] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'll jump!

[00:44:29] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I swear to God I'll do it!

[00:44:30] Giselle : ...

[00:44:31] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Oh my god. They live for like eight years.

[00:44:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and go right ahead. XD

[00:44:48] * Michel is under him with camera* "DO ET! DO ET NOAW!

[00:44:56] * Giselle Vino pushes him out.

[00:45:09] * Michel records it*

[00:45:30] * Father Alexander Anderson faceplants 3 stories below

[00:45:48] * Father Alexander Anderson picks himself up off the assphault

[00:45:48] * Michel has passing memories of his game of football with andy* He will be missed...

[00:45:55] Michel : oh... nvm..

[00:46:01] * Giselle Jacuzzi looks horrified.

[00:46:26] * Father Alexander Anderson tsks for the future of the forum.

[00:46:40] @ Father Alexander Anderson : goodbye Urahara, hello Ladd.

[00:46:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : or maybe schneizel...

[00:46:50] Giselle : Baw

[00:46:53] Giselle : FINE

[00:46:57] Giselle : I will give her a chance.

[00:47:03] Giselle : A SMALL one.

[00:47:24] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sips her tea

[00:47:29] * Giselle snuggles her Vino plushie and thinks on a post.

[00:47:44] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Oh sure, I weep about you killing Trig and I get no pity, but Marcus throws a fit and you give in.

[00:47:46] @ Father Alexander Anderson : VINO!

[00:47:58] * Giselle sighs.

[00:48:07] Giselle : I am not going to kill trig....yet.

[00:48:22] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Yes, you wait until she has pups and the DESERT ME!@

[00:48:33] Giselle : tee hee hee

[00:48:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : wait...

[00:48:39] Michel : Yoroichi and Kisuke..

[00:48:42] Michel : lol....

[00:48:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : YOU"RE THE FETT ALOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[00:48:53] * Father Alexander Anderson points at Cas

[00:48:57] Giselle : I already told you that, silly.

[00:49:01] @ Father Alexander Anderson : AND YOU:RE THE PREDATOR GUY!!!!

[00:49:15] * Giselle rolls her eyes.

[00:49:15] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I knew about seeker, and traya, and meabh, and aestriel

[00:49:18] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Oh damn.

[00:49:19] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Is this going to be like one of those damned soap operas?

[00:49:27] @ Father Alexander Anderson : NOBODY TOLD ME YOU WERE AN ALOR!!!!!!!!!

[00:49:27] Giselle : Well, there is another one.

[00:49:31] @ Father Alexander Anderson : SECRETS!!!!!

[00:49:32] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : I will WEEP BLOOD.

[00:49:35] @ Father Alexander Anderson : LIES LIES LIES!!!!!!

[00:49:37] Giselle : Ah. Well. thanks Amrit.

[00:49:47] @ Father Alexander Anderson : This world is filled with nothing but lies!!!!!

[00:49:49] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Sorry. Didn't know he didn't know.

[00:49:50] Father Alexander Anderson is Disconnected on Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:49 am

[00:49:50] Integra F. W. Hellsing : On no it seems amrit is the baby daddy of this kid

[00:49:54] Giselle : You got that right.

[00:50:03] Giselle : hahahahaha

[00:50:14] Giselle : We should have Tegs narrate the SW forum.

[00:50:16] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Or is he?

[00:50:24] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Hahahaha.

[00:50:28] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : That'd be fantastic.

[00:50:45] Marcus Cruor has joined the chat on Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:50 am

[00:50:52] Giselle : Either Marcus or

[00:50:56] Giselle : Never mind

[00:51:02] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Wait.

[00:51:04] Giselle is Disconnected on Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:51 am

[00:51:08] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Are you telling me they're not my pups?!

[00:51:10] Marcus Cruor : speaking of marcus

[00:51:18] Kachiri Ferreira has joined the chat on Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:51 am

[00:51:20] Marcus Cruor : we be needing a raptis post when ya can cas

[00:51:31] * Michel is recording this*

[00:51:37] * Marcus Cruor power hugs Kachiri.

[00:51:40] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Ack, I know.

[00:51:41] Marcus Cruor : KACHIRI!!!!

[00:51:42] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Secretly they do not know that Mike had switched the paternity tests to say that andy was the father when he wasn't, and even though Kachiri had spent one lovely night with amrit the father is actually......

[00:51:42] * Kachiri Ferreira breaks Mike's camera.

[00:51:51] Kachiri Ferreira : ...

[00:51:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : HEINKEL!

[00:52:00] * Michel holds his left eye,since thats where the camera was* SON OF A!

[00:52:02] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : IT was only one night?

[00:52:04] Kachiri Ferreira : OH

[00:52:05] Marcus Cruor : O__o

[00:52:05] Kachiri Ferreira : MY

[00:52:06] Integra F. W. Hellsing : dun dun DUN DUN DUN dunnnnnnanananananana

[00:52:07] Kachiri Ferreira : GOD!

[00:52:10] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Who was I with all those other nights?!

[00:52:13] Marcus Cruor : H-Heinkel...

[00:52:23] Marcus Cruor : Wolfe....

[00:52:30] * Marcus Cruor looks at Kachiri.

[00:52:33] Kachiri Ferreira : Hey, she was..is...was...hawt.

[00:52:40] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : -looks at Kachiri-

[00:52:42] Marcus Cruor : Heinkel Wolfe...SERIOUSELY!!!!!!

[00:52:50] Kachiri Ferreira : Don't ask about the pregnancy thing

[00:52:51] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : I thought I was the only one!

[00:52:54] * Marcus Cruor points to the expensive as shit gym in the castle.

[00:53:05] Marcus Cruor : I killed myself to for win you over!

[00:53:19] Marcus Cruor : AND AND AND AND AND AUSTRIAN BREASTS WIN!!!!!?

[00:53:19] Kachiri Ferreira : Hey, we have fun times, right?

[00:53:26] Kachiri Ferreira : Meh

[00:53:32] Kachiri Ferreira : I like pillows.

[00:53:38] Integra F. W. Hellsing : How will our beloved characters deal with this new deveolpment?

[00:53:39] * Kachiri Ferreira cheshire grins.

[00:53:40] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : -goes and weeps in the corner-

[00:53:47] * Marcus Cruor get's teary eyed.

[00:53:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Will Marcus ever forgive Kachiri

[00:53:57] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ?*

[00:54:03] Michel : Okay andy,i sent you the thing,ill post in our fight tomorow gissy,ima wait for a while x.x to many chips

[00:54:06] * Marcus Cruor suddenly grins and tosses Kachiri over his shoulder.

[00:54:07] Michel : bye

[00:54:11] Michel is Disconnected on Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:54 am

[00:54:22] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Will amrit steal her heart

[00:54:23] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : -shoots Marcus-

[00:54:24] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ?*

[00:54:24] Kachiri Ferreira : ACK!

[00:54:26] Marcus Cruor : Best part about getting angry is making up. :3

[00:54:38] * Marcus Cruor is shot in the leg. "Gack!"

[00:54:40] * Kachiri Ferreira knees Marcus in the face.

[00:54:49] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Will this be like that dream episode that fucked everyone's mind on Dallas?

[00:54:50] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : -goes on a bloody rampage-

[00:54:54] * Marcus Cruor is kneed in the face. "AGH!"

[00:55:04] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Find this out and more on the next AS THE WORLD TURNS!

[00:55:05] * Marcus Cruor lies on the ground in pain.

[00:55:06] Kachiri Ferreira : ((lololol Tegs))

[00:55:24] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Annnnnnd cut!

[00:55:29] Kachiri Ferreira : Just so you know....we are all on ST ELMO'S FIRE

[00:55:34] Marcus Cruor : why does everyone hate me? ; __ ; I'm a nice guy, I pay some of my taxes...

[00:55:52] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Because you smell funny, Marcus.

[00:55:53] Marcus Cruor : I occasionally choose NOT to mess with Raptis' head.

[00:55:58] * Kachiri Ferreira licks some of the blood off of marcus.

[00:56:15] Marcus Cruor : And you're *is licked* O__o

[00:56:19] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm going to put that in crazy moments

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:07 am

[09:55:17] Morphine : * holds up a ball of yarn *

[09:58:01] Neko Jay : must...fight...cat...instinct...*goes for yarn*

[09:58:39] Morphine : * throws yarn at jay's head *

[10:02:44] * Neko Jay headbutts ball then chases it around the place *

[10:02:49] Neko Jay : nya nya @w@

Guest

Yay, my first recorded crazy moments!

[05:55:37 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : I'm all alone!.

[05:55:46 20/02/11] * Jacob Ichigachi starts over in a sing song voice.

[05:55:49 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : I'm all alone..

[05:55:54 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : There's no one here beside me..

[05:56:03 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : My troubles have all gone, there's noone to deride me..

[05:56:13 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : but you've gotta have fr-.

[05:56:17 20/02/11] * Jacob Ichigachi gets strangled by Shrek.

[05:58:11 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Okay, new song..

[05:58:22 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : F is for friends who do stuff together..

[05:58:26 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : U is for you and me..

[05:58:36 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : N is for Nywhere and Nytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea..

[05:58:46 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : F is for f!!king my daughter and her children..

[05:58:49 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : U is for Underground..

[05:59:04 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : N is for Nobody knowing for ten years, until my dungeon was found..

[05:59:11 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : F is for Fire that burns all the Jew bodies..

[05:59:15 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : U is for Aryan Unity!.

[05:59:31 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : N is for no surviving gypsies, or communists in conquered European communities..

[06:03:02 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Oh, I'm so lonely..

[06:14:53 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Maybe I should bake a cake!.

[06:18:01 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : ...but the cake is a lie..

[06:27:52 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : I don't care, I'll have PIE INSTEAD!!.

[06:36:44 20/02/11] * Sirina Anthony sips water.

[06:36:45 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Oh, uh...hello Sirina..

[06:37:00 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : How long have you been standing there?.

[06:37:18 20/02/11] @ Sirina Anthony : I've been watching you for a while..

[06:37:25 20/02/11] @ Sirina Anthony : I just now decided to appear to you..

[06:37:29 20/02/11] * Sirina Anthony lights a smoke..

[06:37:40 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Uh...how much did you see?.

[06:38:42 20/02/11] @ Sirina Anthony : All of it..

[06:39:07 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Even the thing with Shrek?.

[06:39:37 20/02/11] @ Sirina Anthony : Hey, you gotta friend in me..

[06:40:41 20/02/11] * Jacob Ichigachi slaps himself.

[06:41:51 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : My only wish is that the whole thing was still there so I could put it in crazy moments..

[06:45:30 20/02/11] @ Sirina Anthony : it is.

[06:45:40 20/02/11] * Sirina Anthony sips water and watches Jake..

[06:48:02 20/02/11] * Jacob Ichigachi on a hunch, presses the archives button..

[06:48:08 20/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Wow, it worked..

[06:48:19 20/02/11] @ Sirina Anthony : Daa..

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:05 pm

[04:57:12] @ Webmaster : fucking bitch came to my dorm room to complain today

[04:57:23] Zack Amom : o.O

[04:57:32] @ Webmaster : "Bleh bleh bleh, there's a loud noise in your room at 5 A.M."

[04:57:45] Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>

[04:57:49] Integra F. W. Hellsing : what did you tell her?

[04:57:51] @ Webmaster : "bleh bleh bleh I'm a total bitch. I get of by pmsing on other people's lives."

[04:58:04] Zack Amom : xD

[04:58:09] @ Webmaster : "bleh bleh bleh will you please turn off your alarm, I'm trying to sleep bleh bleh bleh"

[04:58:25] @ Webmaster : I told her to fuck off. I got class @ 6 so I'm not changing shit.

[04:58:32] Zack Amom : You tell her to go screw herself and gtfo...?

[04:58:39] @ Webmaster : if she's got an issue she can go geta tissue. not my fucking problem.

[04:58:47] * Zack Amom high fives Andy*

[04:58:52] * Webmaster has had a little to drink tonight

[04:58:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : woot

[04:59:04] Integra F. W. Hellsing : about time damn it

[04:59:24] @ Webmaster : huh?

[04:59:35] Integra F. W. Hellsing : You've been stressed

[04:59:45] Integra F. W. Hellsing : alcohol if not abused helps you to relax

[04:59:50] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Though you're buzzed.

[05:00:07] @ Webmaster : I leave for mock trial regionals tomorrow. gonna shit on the other schools

[05:00:19] @ Webmaster : "objection, counsel is badgering the witness"

[05:00:29] @ Webmaster : Me: go fuck yourself, overruled.

[05:00:35] @ Webmaster : Judge: it's my job to decide.

[05:00:42] @ Webmaster : Me: you go fuck yourself too

[05:00:55] Zack Amom : lol

[05:01:12] Zack Amom : Objection! My suitcase kicks your ass!!

[05:03:02] Jacob Ichigachi has joined the chat on Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:03 am

[05:03:11] * Zack Amom goes to find that picture

[05:03:23] Jacob Ichigachi : Greetings fellow persons!

[05:03:47] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Hello Koku

[05:03:52] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Angelus here is buzzed

[05:03:58] Zack Amom : ANDY! You gotta say this!!!

[05:04:03] Zack Amom : http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/objection.jpg

Guest

Chuck Norris Vs Bruce Lee Argument..... Sorta

[06:28:21 27/02/11] * Jacob Ichigachi is ressurrected through the power of Chuck Norris

[06:28:29 27/02/11] Michel : -_-

[06:28:45 27/02/11] * Jacob Ichigachi attacks Michel...verbally!

[06:28:48 27/02/11] * Michel kills him and chuck norris with the power of Bruce Lee,like in Enter The Dragon*

[06:29:07 27/02/11] * Jacob Ichigachi that never happened and was the single most expensive piece of special effects in history.

[06:29:21 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Why did I insert the /me?

[06:29:37 27/02/11] Michel : lol i unno

[06:29:45 27/02/11] Michel : No,it did happen

[06:29:51 27/02/11] Michel : Chuck Norris got pwned by bruce lee

[06:30:22 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Yes, in a movie that required incredibly expensive special effects in order for him to do it.

[06:30:33 27/02/11] Michel : Er.no

[06:30:57 27/02/11] Michel : Bruce lee was the best martial artist in history... Chuck norris is not... He only knows how to round-house kick.

[06:31:15 27/02/11] Michel : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzQ2qrtBeg <<< Proof

[06:31:20 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Chuck Norris once wanted to know what it was like to be defeated. He then dressed up as Bruce Lee, And Bruce Lee dressed up as Chuck Norris.

[06:32:06 27/02/11] Michel : ..... -_- You stole that from the video.. didn't you..?

[06:32:22 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : No...

[06:32:29 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : I got if from Chucknorrisfacts.com

[06:32:49 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect.

[06:33:11 27/02/11] Michel : lol

[06:33:11 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

[06:33:18 27/02/11] Michel : No..

[06:33:18 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : All of it.

[06:33:58 27/02/11] Michel : http://htmlimg3.scribdassets.com/5xnf424bzjapkjk/images/1-01ece685d9/000.jpg Jacob,please fill this sheet out. You know bruce lee won in a real fight anyway.

[06:34:31 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : You're the one who needs to fill out that sheet dude.

[06:34:36 27/02/11] * Jacob Ichigachi is lmao

[06:34:47 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : I don't really care one way or the other, I just find debates fun.

[06:34:52 27/02/11] Michel : lol

[06:34:58 27/02/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Even if they're idiotic and pointless debates.

[06:34:59 27/02/11] Michel : Try

[06:35:02 27/02/11] Michel : tru*

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:27 pm

[04:13:42] @ Rip Van Winkle : my dog hasn't been very well this morning, so mum and I have had to keep an eye on him

[04:13:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : awww

[04:15:59] @ Rip Van Winkle : yeah, I don't like it when my dog gets sick, I think it might be something he's eaten

[04:16:20] Integra F. W. Hellsing : maybe

[04:18:29] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I hope he gets better though.

[04:18:50] @ Rip Van Winkle : *nods* I thi'k j\\,f=wz=dyj5k8=/u.2jqdomz/w

[04:18:55] @ Rip Van Winkle : O_o

[04:19:02] Integra F. W. Hellsing : o.O

[04:19:12] @ Rip Van Winkle : ffffff Key encryption

[04:19:16] Integra F. W. Hellsing : live long and prosper?

[04:19:18] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[04:19:36] @ Rip Van Winkle : Translation: he should be ok, he's been worse

[04:19:39] @ Rip Van Winkle : lmao

Guest

[03:18:46] Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello jay

[03:18:50] @ Sirina Anthony : they have a damn RP set up in yahoo groups and I want to strangle them because the fourm format is far more professional.

[03:19:10] @ Sirina Anthony : *fourm as in something like this

[03:19:25] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok

[03:19:28] Alex Dean : Yo

[03:19:28] Integra F. W. Hellsing : brb

[03:19:34] Integra F. W. Hellsing : i have

[03:19:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : green tea

[03:19:45] Integra F. W. Hellsing : all over

[03:19:47] @ Sirina Anthony : the hell?

[03:19:50] @ Sirina Anthony : o0

[03:19:52] Enrico_Maxwell : crud

[03:19:52] Integra F. W. Hellsing : my boobs

[03:20:04] Alex Dean : O/////O

[03:20:05] @ Sirina Anthony : this is really ooc of integra

[03:20:16] @ Sirina Anthony : but funny as hell

[03:20:20] @ Sirina Anthony : xD

[03:20:25] Enrico_Maxwell : Indeed

[03:20:29] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no really

[03:20:33] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's cold

[03:20:34] @ Sirina Anthony : chatbox moment?

[03:20:36] Integra F. W. Hellsing : as hell

[03:20:46] Enrico_Maxwell : Alex is losing blood fast.

[03:20:57] Enrico_Maxwell : Someone clog his nose

[03:21:10] @ Sirina Anthony : aaahahahahahahaha!

[03:21:27] @ Sirina Anthony : ok this is gonna be a cb moment

Guest

[13:03:19] * Neko Jay paws at Schro

[13:03:30] * Schrodinger paws back

[13:04:34] * Neko Jay paws schro again

[13:04:53] @ Schrodinger : PAWWING WAR!

[13:05:11] * Schrodinger paws furiously

[13:05:12] Neko Jay : THIS IS NEKO *paws Schro*

[13:06:10] * Schrodinger glomps Neko, pawing him relentlessly.

[13:06:37] * Neko Jay rolls ovefr and paws schro furiously

[13:06:40] Neko Jay : NYYAAAAAAA

[13:06:44] Neko Jay : *over

[13:08:04] * Schrodinger covers Neko's eyes, poping up behind him and continues pawwing him.

[13:09:05] Neko Jay : GAH *spins around in circles*

[13:09:46] * Schrodinger jumps on Neko's shoulders, pawwing his head furiously.

[13:10:32] * Neko Jay flips Schro off then paws at his ears

[13:11:37] * Schrodinger grabs Neko's legs and pulls them out from underneath him, pawwing at his feet.

[13:12:27] Neko Jay : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GIVE I GIVE

[13:13:01] * Schrodinger is Victorious!

[13:13:10] @ Schrodinger : EPIC POSE!

[13:13:45] * Neko Jay kicks Schro's groin

[13:14:00] @ Schrodinger : ggggaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[13:14:11] @ Schrodinger : Cheater!

[13:15:57] Neko Jay : Atlest I didn't use yaoi

[13:16:09] @ Schrodinger : O_O

[13:16:16] @ Schrodinger : Low shot

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:30 pm

[14:31:06 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Yo

[14:39:21 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : ...

[14:43:24 17/03/11] Morphine : yo...

[14:43:44 17/03/11] Morphine : .... god I hate my life... all I did was start the water for a shower and my dad goes psycho on me...

[14:45:58 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : ...

[14:46:06 17/03/11] Morphine : ... sorry for bringing my issues here... I'll take my leave...

[14:46:14 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : That's unfortunate...

[14:46:25 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Take it easy.

[14:47:13 17/03/11] Morphine : easier said then done... I wish I could leave this hell hole...

[14:47:42 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : In due time, I'm sure

[14:49:09 17/03/11] @ Alucard : good morning gentlemen

[14:49:17 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Hello Tyler

[14:49:17 17/03/11] Morphine : ... morning...

[14:49:50 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : What's new?

[14:50:08 17/03/11] @ Alucard : busy day today

[14:50:22 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : In what sense?

[14:51:02 17/03/11] @ Alucard : gotta run to the store, stop by the bank, chill with my pot head best friend, catch a movie with this girl I know, and then it's off to the gym

[14:51:14 17/03/11] @ Alucard : woohoo!

[14:52:13 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Woohoo indeed~!

[14:53:33 17/03/11] @ Alucard : Don't you woohoo at me fluffy!

[14:53:35 17/03/11] Morphine : ... I'm just gonna go before I screw up anyones day... later...

[14:53:45 17/03/11] @ Alucard : wait morph

[14:53:51 17/03/11] @ Alucard : you don't have to leave.

[14:54:10 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : -_-"

[14:54:12 17/03/11] @ Alucard : relax man, we're all friends here.

[14:54:20 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Call me "Fluffy"

[14:54:25 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Bastard

[14:54:50 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : I'll find you Tyler...

[14:54:57 17/03/11] * Alucard throws biscuit at fluffy. "Shush. the vampires are talking"

[14:54:59 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : And I'll kill you...

[14:55:02 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : 0_0

[14:55:17 17/03/11] @ Alucard : Des Moines Iowa, Drake University, Herriot Hall. Bring it on.

[14:55:36 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : ...That's pretty far...

[14:55:46 17/03/11] @ Alucard : lol, we both know a fight between us would end in a drunken trip to a hookah bar anyway. XD

[14:55:59 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : I'm too lazy for over 1k miles...

[14:56:12 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : That it would~!

[14:56:34 17/03/11] Morphine : just watch out for AID's >>

[14:56:37 17/03/11] @ Alucard : lol, lazy ass

[14:56:49 17/03/11] @ Alucard : XD Morph's got a point there.

[14:57:09 17/03/11] @ Alucard : only thing scarier than AIDs is...*DUM DUM DUM*...SUPER AIDs!!!

[14:57:19 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : I always do watch for it, but I can never see them!

[14:57:22 17/03/11] Morphine : only 1 month and 11 more days...

[14:57:25 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : <_<"

[14:57:27 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : >_>"

[14:57:38 17/03/11] Morphine : ... I see what you did there >>

[14:57:53 17/03/11] Morphine : * throws a tomato at Lindsey * GET OFF THE STAGE

[14:58:08 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : -_-"

[14:58:12 17/03/11] * Alucard throws a hemi

[14:58:19 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : No one likes the Lycans...

[14:58:26 17/03/11] @ Alucard : We don' like yer type round here.

[14:58:39 17/03/11] @ Alucard : lol, funny you mention that. the girls love hans. XD

[14:59:09 17/03/11] @ Alucard : bleh bleh bleh, I'm quiet and mysterious. Check out mah bazillion ab muscles. bleh bleh bleh

[14:59:25 17/03/11] Morphine : and mah like... 7 foot mauser

[14:59:50 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Hans can eat a dick

[14:59:56 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : >_>"

[15:00:05 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Never liked 'em

[15:00:32 17/03/11] @ Alucard : lol, you and your hans hatred XD

[15:00:46 17/03/11] @ Alucard : only I dislike about him is his fan base.

[15:01:02 17/03/11] Morphine : you wouldn't complain if it was your fan base

[15:01:23 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : I dislike him because he's a faggot.

[15:01:26 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : <_<"

[15:01:29 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : >_>"

[15:01:49 17/03/11] @ Alucard : they try and make him this deep mysterious character. the guy's an attack dog, nothing more.

[15:02:07 17/03/11] Morphine : ... well when you put it that way, pritty much >>

[15:02:24 17/03/11] Morphine : ... what if han's REAL voice was actually bill cosby?

[15:02:25 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : That died by a Frenchman's tooth...

[15:02:31 17/03/11] @ Alucard : meh, that's just my opinion. everybody is entitled to their own.

[15:02:33 17/03/11] @ Alucard : rofl

[15:02:50 17/03/11] Morphine : Hans: * kicks seras * JELLO PUDDING

[15:02:53 17/03/11] Morphine : .... >>

[15:03:08 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : 0_0"

[15:06:23 17/03/11] Morphine : ... I swear when the fight with hans and seras comes around in the OVA

[15:06:48 17/03/11] Morphine : I'm gonna put bill cosby sounds over it so it sounds like hans

[15:07:10 17/03/11] Morphine : Hans: * draws mauser * zip zoop zoobity bop!

[15:09:24 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : I'd shit myself

[15:09:44 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Just...Hans is even worse in my mind now.

[15:09:45 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Lol

[15:10:23 17/03/11] Morphine : XD

[15:11:01 17/03/11] Morphine : that video = win

[15:11:44 17/03/11] @ Alucard : back

[15:12:05 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : Heyo

[15:12:16 17/03/11] Morphine : wb

[15:12:18 17/03/11] Morphine : alucard

[15:12:22 17/03/11] @ Alucard : ty

[15:12:32 17/03/11] Morphine : picture cosby speaking as hans pull out the mauser

[15:12:47 17/03/11] @ Alucard : lol

[15:12:47 17/03/11] Morphine : Hans: * pulls out mauser * zip zop zoobity bop!

[15:12:59 17/03/11] @ Alucard : XD

[15:13:21 17/03/11] Morphine : Hans: * turns and stares at seras * it's ok take your time, do you remember what he looked like?

[15:14:14 17/03/11] @ Alucard : poor poor seras, she takes so much abuse

[15:14:46 17/03/11] Lindsey McAlistar : She likes it

[15:14:52 17/03/11] Morphine : but then rips a ton of nazi's to shreads then paints the wall with zorins blood

[15:15:01 17/03/11] Morphine : and yes, seras does >>

[15:15:08 17/03/11] @ Alucard : LIES!

[15:15:14 17/03/11] @ Alucard : LIES LIES LIES!

[15:15:35 17/03/11] @ Alucard : Seras is the only innocent thing in the manga and I will not let you two convince me otherwise

[15:15:48 17/03/11] * Alucard plugs his ears and enters denial mode

[15:16:37 17/03/11] Morphine : ... she is secretly a stripper ._.

[15:16:38 17/03/11] Morphine : >>

[15:16:45 17/03/11] @ Alucard : BAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[15:17:49 17/03/11] Morphine : oh and under my humor

[15:17:51 17/03/11] Morphine : I put

[15:17:55 17/03/11] Morphine : ... * srs face *

[15:18:15 17/03/11] @ Alucard : lol

[15:18:46 17/03/11] @ Alucard : oh well could be worse. Ceras could still be slutting it up around here

[15:19:01 17/03/11] Morphine : * takes out photo's of seras * ... I wounder how schrodinger would react to these

[15:19:16 17/03/11] @ Alucard : O__o

[15:19:32 17/03/11] Morphine : ... * puts picture's away in great coat * >>

[15:22:47 17/03/11] Morphine : hans: kids listen to the rap music, which gives the brain damage

[15:22:52 17/03/11] * Alucard dies a little inside

[15:22:59 17/03/11] Morphine : Seras: ... -* stares at hans with WTF expression *

[15:24:55 17/03/11] @ Alucard : alright Morph, I gotta jet.

[15:25:00 17/03/11] Morphine : ... that will happen

[15:25:03 17/03/11] Morphine : later alucard

[15:25:03 17/03/11] @ Alucard : talk to ya later

[15:25:07 17/03/11] Morphine : WATCH OUT FOR AIDS

[15:25:13 17/03/11] Morphine : WHICH GIVES THE SEX DAMAGE

[15:25:14 17/03/11] Morphine : >>

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:07 am

[04:57:57] @ Schrodinger : The Major says it's time to play "Sailor" now.

[04:58:06] @ Schrodinger : Be back later.

[04:58:09] Schrodinger is Disconnected on Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:58 am

[04:58:22] Morphine : ... I mis-interpited that

[04:58:27] * Integra F. W. Hellsing brings out a fire hose, and sprays sirina again

[04:58:35] Enrico_Maxwell has joined the chat on Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:58 am

[04:58:38] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol morph

[04:58:44] Enrico_Maxwell is Disconnected on Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:58 am

[04:58:45] Morphine : ... oh wow... XD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05a7vmd2OZw&feature=related

[04:58:46] Enrico_Maxwell has joined the chat on Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:58 am

[04:58:51] Enrico_Maxwell : Indeed

[04:59:11] * Sirina Anthony flys back

[04:59:27] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I feel hyper

[04:59:27] @ Sirina Anthony : YOU! YOU GOT MY SMOKE WET!

[04:59:33] @ Sirina Anthony : DAMMIT!

[04:59:35] Integra F. W. Hellsing : this is bad

[04:59:43] * Sirina Anthony lights up another one

[04:59:45] Enrico_Maxwell : Bitchin paint job on the wall.

[05:00:03] Morphine : ,,, * puts one hand over the other, waiting for holy bread then sticks tongue out, messing with maxwell * your move holy man... choose wisely

[05:00:05] @ Rip Van Winkle : ..

[05:00:41] Enrico_Maxwell : okay then.....

[05:01:00] * Enrico_Maxwell snaps fingers

[05:01:05] Enrico_Maxwell : ANDERSON!!!!!

[05:01:16] * Enrico_Maxwell blinks

[05:01:22] Enrico_Maxwell : Anderson?

[05:01:33] Enrico_Maxwell : hmm...

[05:01:46] Enrico_Maxwell : Integra. Help here?

[05:01:46] * Sirina Anthony dusts hands off

[05:01:50] @ Sirina Anthony : what about andy?

[05:01:59] Enrico_Maxwell : Oh yah.

[05:02:06] Enrico_Maxwell : Sirina.Kill Morphine.

[05:02:09] * Sirina Anthony puts an R.I.P sign over the grave she just made

[05:02:18] @ Sirina Anthony : I am taking Andersons place

[05:02:26] * Sirina Anthony kicks feet up on desk and lights smoke

[05:02:32] Morphine : * puts on sunglasses, cracks knuckles, suddenly dead serious *

[05:02:32] @ Sirina Anthony : and this anderson feels lazy

[05:02:56] * Enrico_Maxwell hides behind Sirina.

[05:03:10] Enrico_Maxwell : Um, Pope giving order here.

[05:03:10] * Sirina Anthony takes out a dart gun that has posion on the dart tips and shoots Morphine in the leg with it.

[05:03:22] Morphine : * takes entire bowel of holy bread * STAY AWAY FROM MY JESUS LOOPS

[05:03:33] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao

[05:04:04] Morphine : * opens jesus loops cerial box, a little angel flies out * start your day the holy way * angel speaking in high pitched voice *

[05:04:13] @ Sirina Anthony : XDDDD

[05:04:17] @ Sirina Anthony : JESUS LOOPS!

[05:04:44] @ Sirina Anthony : rotflmao

[05:04:57] Enrico_Maxwell : I say we call them Maxwell loops.

[05:05:07] Enrico_Maxwell : More catchy

[05:05:44] Morphine : product of the vatican section XIII, attempting to steal, consume, or anything of relation will get you decapitated by father alexander anderson

[05:05:45] Integra F. W. Hellsing : omg I'm putting that in cbox moments

[05:05:48] @ Sirina Anthony : Maxwell will always be maxipad

[05:05:49] Morphine : * comercial ends *

[05:06:10] Enrico_Maxwell : .......

[05:06:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : don't forget sirina there's also maxwell house coffee

[05:06:17] Enrico_Maxwell : I'm sorry what?

Guest

[02:53:36 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and no you cannot come into the office
[02:53:38 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : No teasing my new weapons Alucard
[02:54:39 19/03/11] @ Alucard : new weapons?
[02:55:10 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Yes
[02:55:20 19/03/11] @ Alucard : http://www.bscreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Riddick-31.jpg my soon to be star trek oc
[02:55:22 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : He's in R and D now making new weapons for himself
[02:55:32 19/03/11] @ Alucard : @carlos I don't follow.
[02:55:43 19/03/11] @ Alucard : how am I teasing you over your weapon?
[02:55:50 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Your not yet
[02:55:55 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : But I know Alucard
[02:56:03 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : *Gives Alucard evil eye
[02:56:19 19/03/11] @ Alucard : lol, this is true. what did you make anyway?
[02:56:46 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Yeah, tell us!
[02:57:00 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : He's just finished up a 4ft 5in long machete made from silver forged from a cathedral cross
[02:57:13 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : .
[02:57:19 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Cool...I have a blessed Chainsword
[02:57:24 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : He also has a swaed off shotgun that fires silver and incendary buckshot and silver slugs
[02:57:37 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : What should the Vulcan color be?
[02:58:00 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : I have carbon nonotube for bones
[02:58:07 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Finally he will be upgrading his revolver to fire 45 caliber silver tipped mercury rounds.
[02:58:10 19/03/11] * Alucard pulls out the jackal, thus winning the "biggest dick competition"
[02:58:16 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : hold on let me see what color is used already
[02:58:30 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Lastly he will have duel pistols
[02:58:34 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Compensating much, guys?
[02:58:42 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Actually the Jackal wouldn't be able to penetrate Carbon Nanotubes
[02:58:45 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : These fire single shot and full automatic
[02:59:03 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : I have a little knife cause I'm bigger than all ya'll.
[02:59:31 19/03/11] * Jacob Ichigachi pats Schrodinger on the head, "Of course you do kid"
[02:59:34 19/03/11] @ Alucard : it'll break through anything.
[02:59:53 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Actually no, Carbon Nanotube is several times stronger than even titanium.
[02:59:55 19/03/11] @ Alucard : even if it doesn't, everything around it goes bye bye
[02:59:55 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : make vulcans teal schro
[03:00:05 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Got it.
[03:00:07 19/03/11] @ Alucard : actually yes, it's the fucking Jackal.
[03:00:07 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Carbon nanotubes the width of a normal shirt can deflect most bullets
[03:00:30 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Just ask Seras,Jacob.
[03:00:35 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : If you hit Jacob in the eye, neck, or stomach it would take him out.
[03:00:51 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Also the legs, but you'd have to hit the femoral artery.
[03:01:30 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Anyway
[03:01:35 19/03/11] * Alucard points at his big black co-I mean pistol. "Hax cannon. Nuff said."
[03:01:54 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : If your bored Alucard you can bug Carlos in the R and D department.
[03:02:01 19/03/11] * Jacob Ichigachi taps himself on his thick carbon skull, "Not to these bones"
[03:02:13 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : woot Ghost Adventures went to DeWitt County Texas
[03:02:24 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb
[03:02:42 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Hello Henry Saxaphone!
[03:02:46 19/03/11] @ Alucard : sorry carlos. I gotta play guard dog
[03:03:02 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Indeed
[03:03:18 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : What is with people and saying indeed?
[03:04:01 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Because
[03:04:05 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : indeed
[03:04:09 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : MXC make um good show
[03:04:28 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Preach it Carlos!
[03:05:03 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : LMAO
[03:05:12 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : a donkey scared zak XDDD
[03:05:24 19/03/11] * Jacob Ichigachi tosses Schrodinger catnip, "Keep quiet"
[03:06:08 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Who wants to see a funny picture?
[03:07:44 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : I do.
[03:07:46 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : :3
[03:08:27 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : http://cars.failblog.org/2011/03/17/funny-car-photos-real-drug-dealers-dont-leave-notes/
[03:09:31 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : That is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
[03:09:52 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Nice one Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:09:53 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : indeed
[03:10:24 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : You said it Vic.
[03:10:54 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : http://cheezburger.com/View/4552494336
[03:11:04 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : .
[03:11:15 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : guys don't do too many links or it will lag the cbox
[03:11:22 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : ok
[03:11:45 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : OK
[03:12:39 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Hello stumpy
[03:12:51 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Love you too.
[03:12:56 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : It's casablanca!
[03:13:31 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Your face will be Casablanca if you're not careful.
[03:13:43 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : just call amrit stumpy
[03:13:46 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : we all do
[03:13:51 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Okay, I'm sorry Captain Falcon
[03:14:15 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : That's right you are.
[03:14:30 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : It's gonna grow back, Integra, and when it does...
[03:14:48 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : yea yea yea
[03:14:51 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I know
[03:14:57 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : STUMPY!!!
[03:14:58 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : One of these days straight to the moon
[03:15:08 19/03/11] * Alucard rips off Casamiro's other arm and both legs
[03:15:21 19/03/11] @ Alucard : Well if it isn't the fabled Black Knight.
[03:15:23 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : You know, in one of my alternate universes, my arm didn't get cut off.
[03:15:29 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : QUAD-STUMPY!!!
[03:15:34 19/03/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sticks wooden pegs into his arm and leg sockets
[03:15:37 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : -sits on stumps-
[03:15:40 19/03/11] @ Alucard : you're a bit far from your Grail old friend.
[03:15:43 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Arrrrrr.
[03:15:47 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Now stumpy looks like the pirate guy from family guy
[03:15:55 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : lol
[03:15:56 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Exactly what I was thinking.
[03:15:56 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : THE GUY FROM FAMILY GUY!
[03:16:23 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : so, are we talking about Casamiro or a different character he has?
[03:16:56 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : We're talking about me.
[03:16:58 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Sadly.
[03:17:19 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : What the hell's going on inside the Iscariot Castle?
[03:17:30 19/03/11] @ Alucard : as of my last cruor post, Stumpy had white foam sprayed in his face
[03:17:40 19/03/11] @ Alucard : leave it to iscariot to have fun with the kids.
[03:17:49 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ewwwwwwwwwww
[03:17:50 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ew
[03:17:50 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Stumpy is going to use nimrod as a shield.
[03:17:50 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ew
[03:17:51 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : What?
[03:17:51 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ew
[03:17:56 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : tmi angelus
[03:17:59 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : just tmi
[03:18:06 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : You're Alucard, Anderson, and Marcus?
[03:18:15 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : If you want to jerk off on stumpy that's your thing but don't tell us
[03:18:20 19/03/11] @ Alucard : I'm temping as alucard.
[03:18:26 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : No, please tell us!
[03:18:35 19/03/11] @ Alucard : I would step down as anderson but I'm a tad irreplaceable.
[03:18:35 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : I want to know!
[03:18:42 19/03/11] * Alucard is totally humble~
[03:19:01 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : I'd make Alucard but I'm not sure I could do a good enough job.
[03:19:04 19/03/11] @ Alucard : I hit him in the face with a fire extinguisher
[03:19:11 19/03/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives angelus a piece of humble pie
[03:19:24 19/03/11] * Alucard hits Stumpy in the face with a fire extinguisher. "Twice"
[03:19:25 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Ah, that explains the white foam.
[03:19:38 19/03/11] * Alucard noms pie. "You know you love me Tegs. XD"
[03:19:52 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : No I love something else.
[03:19:55 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Ow.
[03:20:05 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Don't you know pain turns me on?
[03:20:06 19/03/11] @ Alucard : fine. you like me as a friend. :3
[03:20:07 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Integra want me to cut him into little pieces?
[03:20:14 19/03/11] * Jacob Ichigachi revs chainsaw
[03:20:28 19/03/11] @ Alucard : because I've never been diced before~
[03:20:31 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no it would spoil the pie
[03:20:38 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : ok
[03:20:42 19/03/11] * Jacob Ichigachi pouts in a corner
[03:20:55 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you can cut him though after he eats the pie
[03:21:11 19/03/11] * Jacob Ichigachi jumps out of the corner, "YAY!"
[03:21:25 19/03/11] * Alucard savors each bite of his delicious pie which Integra made only for him.
[03:21:33 19/03/11] * Alucard feels oh so spoiled.
[03:21:56 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : HURRY UP SO I CAN CUT YOU!
[03:22:18 19/03/11] * Alucard stops eating with one bite left. "Sorry, what was that?"
[03:22:35 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Uh...Hurry up so I can give you hugs!
[03:22:53 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol
[03:22:55 19/03/11] @ Alucard : fair warning, I hug with my teeth.
[03:23:08 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : I'm not worried.
[03:23:22 19/03/11] * Jacob Ichigachi slaps on a carbon nanotube neckbrace
[03:23:30 19/03/11] * Alucard facepalms
[03:23:41 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Smexy.
[03:23:50 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Thank you.
[03:23:53 19/03/11] @ Alucard : Alright, time for Cromwell.
[03:24:00 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Alucard are you going to finish that pie?
[03:24:19 19/03/11] * Alucard enters Level 1 restriction and bulks up before snapping every bone in Jacob's body.
[03:24:30 19/03/11] * Alucard finishes his pie in celebration. "Yes."
[03:24:43 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : dude, carbon nanotubes are a lot stronger than you seem to realize.
[03:25:02 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok can we cut down on the whole carbon nanotubes?
[03:25:12 19/03/11] @ Alucard : dude, you seem to seriously underestimate the kind of power alucard has.
[03:25:13 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Sorry.
[03:25:23 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Well its hard to estimate those kinds of things.
[03:25:40 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : There's not exactly a chart that details how many pounds per square inch Alucard can emit at each level.
[03:25:40 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's fine it's just every sentence has the words carbon nanotunes
[03:25:57 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Sorry.
[03:27:18 19/03/11] * Alucard props his feet up. "Time to drink myself happy"
[03:27:23 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Carbon Nanotubes!
[03:27:31 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Lets see if I can go for twenty entries without mentioning the words *Author has omitted for the purpose of avoiding the usual witty remark*
[03:27:32 19/03/11] @ Alucard : =__=
[03:27:46 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : seriously amrit
[03:27:52 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I didn't say that for my benefit
[03:28:24 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Yeah!
[03:28:44 19/03/11] * Alucard facepalms.
[03:28:50 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Vulcans are up
[03:28:57 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok
[03:29:09 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : What are you facepalming for?
[03:29:39 19/03/11] @ Alucard : don't worry about it
[03:29:41 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Stupidity
[03:30:03 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Too late, I'm worrying about it.
[03:30:09 19/03/11] Jacob Ichigachi : Was it something I said?
[03:30:20 19/03/11] @ Alucard : relax dude. it's not about you.
[03:30:37 19/03/11] * Jacob Ichigachi blinks in surprise, "That was unexpected"
[03:32:06 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : Greetings lower lifeforms!
[03:32:08 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Ah,Enrico's assassin
[03:32:44 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : Please, do not mistake me for that idiot manservant Antonio.
[03:33:04 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : I am KOKUSHIBYOU! Future lord and master of all I survey!
[03:33:07 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : OK
[03:33:18 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : DO you like toast?
[03:33:29 19/03/11] * Alucard props his feet up on his coffin and sips blood wine.
[03:33:34 19/03/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes some tylenol
[03:33:36 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou looks at Schrodinger suspiciously, "Yes"
[03:33:46 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : AS do I. It is tasty and a great place for jelly to lay
[03:34:07 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : Fool! Jelly is unsuitable for a being of my stature.
[03:34:09 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : I use jam
[03:34:17 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Now shut up cause I got nothin to say to your ass.
[03:34:25 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : -smacks Kokushibyou across the back of his head-
[03:34:31 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : -Mitch Hedberg
[03:34:35 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : How dare you!
[03:34:44 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou pulls out shiny double silver knives
[03:34:58 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Shiney!
[03:35:04 19/03/11] @ Alucard : Catholic vs Catholic. I haven't seen that before~
[03:35:06 19/03/11] * Schrodinger stares at knives.
[03:35:25 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : -rolls eyes- This is why I hate Iscariots.
[03:35:26 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou turns towards Alucard, "Again, do not mistake me for that fool Antonio!"
[03:35:50 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : I am far above such petty things as religion
[03:36:03 19/03/11] @ Alucard : Oh fear not Vatican whipping boy. I'm quite aware of which fool you are.
[03:36:15 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : -headdesks helplessly-
[03:36:37 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou assumes Alucard was talking to him, "I am no one's whipping boy, mongrel!"
[03:37:09 19/03/11] * Alucard examines his own fingernails. "Ofcourse you're not~"
[03:37:40 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou looks at Alucard suspiciously, "Fine, as long as you know it."
[03:38:41 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Are you two going to kiss now?
[03:38:44 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>
[03:38:48 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : <<
[03:38:52 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou examines Alucard's throne and then constructs a bigger one
[03:39:15 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou throws a knife at Schrodinger
[03:39:17 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : -kisses Alucard-
[03:39:17 19/03/11] * Alucard sends a sideways glance towards the head of the Hellsing family. "I'm taken."
[03:39:38 19/03/11] * Alucard removes the skin from Casamiro's face.
[03:39:51 19/03/11] @ Alucard : I'm not a 10 year old boy.
[03:39:56 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou grins, "Yes, teach the catholic bitch a lesson"
[03:40:00 19/03/11] @ Alucard : not at the moment at least.
[03:40:20 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : .me lounges on Kokushibyou's throne
[03:40:43 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello
[03:40:47 19/03/11] * Schrodinger lounges on Kokushibyou's throne
[03:40:49 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou Bodily yanks Schrodinger off and tosses him out a window, "MY THRONE!"
[03:40:50 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Hi
[03:40:56 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou sits on his throne.
[03:41:02 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : I'm not a priest. -yanks face back-
[03:41:15 19/03/11] * Schrodinger sits on Kokushibyou's head
[03:41:24 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : BAH!
[03:41:29 19/03/11] * Alucard shifts into his Girlycard form for the purposes of pestering Casamiro and Integra
[03:41:46 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou bodily attacks Schrodinger with shiny silver knives, "Begone foul pest!"
[03:42:02 19/03/11] * Girlycard sits on Integra's desk.
[03:42:22 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : Integraaaaaaaaaa, that creepy priest touched me without asking.
[03:42:26 19/03/11] * Girlycard pouts.
[03:42:59 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Hi
[03:43:14 19/03/11] * Schrodinger tries to get Girlycard to plat ring-around-the-rosey with him.
[03:43:24 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou trims his nails with a knife, "Greetings."
[03:43:48 19/03/11] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : I'm not a priest, damnit.
[03:43:48 19/03/11] * Girlycard causes another wave of the Black Plague to sweep through Europe
[03:43:59 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : Close enough.
[03:44:03 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : that's how I play ring-around-the-rosey
[03:44:13 19/03/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : nice
[03:44:17 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : YAY!
[03:44:32 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou laughs, "Yes a plague! How original."
[03:44:59 19/03/11] * Girlycard covers Integra's office with boy band posters, pink pillows, and stereo speakers blasting teen music
[03:45:04 19/03/11] * Schrodinger smirks at Kokushibyou."Jealous much?"
[03:45:12 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : I suppose if I look like a pre-teen girl I should act like one.
[03:45:15 19/03/11] * Girlycard grins.
[03:45:26 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou face contorts in an ugly fashion and splutters furiously
[03:45:51 19/03/11] Kokushibyou : You...dare!
[03:46:08 19/03/11] * Kokushibyou gets kicked the fuck out by Antonio.
[03:46:10 19/03/11] * Girlycard paints her toe nails while sitting on top of Integra's desk.
[03:46:12 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : /me=Cat face
[03:46:23 19/03/11] * Schrodinger =Cat face
[03:46:49 19/03/11] Antonio : What's up?
[03:46:59 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : :3
[03:47:27 19/03/11] * Antonio looks at Schrodinger, then at girlycard, then at Integra
[03:47:49 19/03/11] * Antonio freaks out, "HEATHENS, ABOMINATIONS, AND HERETICS!" Starts throwing knives around.
[03:48:06 19/03/11] * Girlycard catches a knife in her teeth.
[03:48:14 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : Flattery will get you everywhere.
[03:48:19 19/03/11] Antonio : Gah! Abomination!
[03:48:25 19/03/11] * Antonio throws a whole bunch of knives
[03:48:35 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : *Sees Girlycard
[03:48:41 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[03:48:52 19/03/11] * Girlycard wanders over to Carlos and invades his personal space
[03:48:52 19/03/11] * Antonio throws a whole bunch more knives at girlycard
[03:48:56 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
[03:49:06 19/03/11] * Schrodinger glomps Girlycard
[03:49:16 19/03/11] * Girlycard smiles cheerily at Carlos while taking several knives in the back.
[03:49:21 19/03/11] Antonio : DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
[03:49:24 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : I feel oh so very loved.
[03:49:33 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Please don't rape me
[03:49:36 19/03/11] * Antonio throws more silver knives and then passes out from the strain.
[03:50:19 19/03/11] * Girlycard takes Carlos an Schro by the hand and threat-I mean "asks" them to play Candyland with her
[03:50:24 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : No promises.
[03:50:37 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : YAY! Candyland!
[03:50:40 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : *Gulps and surrenders
[03:51:18 19/03/11] * Antonio wakes up, "What happened?"
[03:51:19 19/03/11] * Girlycard immediatly loses interest and grabs a gas powered nail gun from God knows where.
[03:51:33 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : new plan. let's play pin the tail on the anything.
[03:51:37 19/03/11] * Antonio sees Girlycard and freaks out again.
[03:51:45 19/03/11] Antonio : DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[03:51:53 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : That sounds like fun!
[03:51:53 19/03/11] * Antonio starts throwing knives again.
[03:52:15 19/03/11] * Girlycard shoots a nail into each of Schro's eyes.
[03:52:27 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : oooo this is fun. Ooooooh Carlooooooos.
[03:52:41 19/03/11] * Antonio keeps throwing knives at Girlycard
[03:52:49 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : MI DIOS!
[03:52:56 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : *Runs like Hell
[03:52:57 19/03/11] * Girlycard slowly turns towards Carlos in a grim recreation of the girls from the Shining.
[03:53:10 19/03/11] * Girlycard is shanked several dozen times.
[03:53:19 19/03/11] * Antonio seeing that his knives aren't having any effect he begins throwing them at Integra.
[03:53:32 19/03/11] * Antonio in the hopes of psychologically hurting the creature.
[03:53:43 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : *Cowers in Corner like frigthened girl
[03:53:50 19/03/11] * Girlycard lies on the ground poking the knives jammed in her chest.
[03:53:59 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : You poked me in the boob...
[03:54:19 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Nice knowing you Antonio
[03:54:21 19/03/11] * Antonio stops throwing knives, "What the hell are you accusing me of?"
[03:54:22 19/03/11] * Schrodinger giggles
[03:54:46 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Molestation i think Antonio
[03:55:08 19/03/11] * Antonio face contorts, "HOW DARE YOU!" Starts throwing kinves like crazy, at everyone.
[03:55:14 19/03/11] * Girlycard cries tears of black acid
[03:55:24 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : He touched me in a bad place. ; ___ ;
[03:55:37 19/03/11] * Schrodinger stabs Antonio in the balls
[03:55:49 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : You made her cry! Bad priest!
[03:55:49 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : *Cracks Antonio in the chin with bubble wrap
[03:55:52 19/03/11] Antonio : GAAAHHHH! nigger
[03:56:07 19/03/11] * Antonio keeps throwing silver knives at Schrodinger and Carlos
[03:56:11 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Get ahold of yourself man
[03:56:19 19/03/11] * Girlycard grins darkly when carlos and schro aren't looking.
[03:56:25 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : *Grabs Schrodinger and uses him like a shield
[03:56:29 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : I knew learning how to fake cry woul come in handy.
[03:56:30 19/03/11] Antonio : DIE HERETICS!
[03:56:38 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : nya?
[03:56:45 19/03/11] * Schrodinger gets riddled
[03:56:45 19/03/11] * Antonio keeps throwing kinves
[03:56:48 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Hey man I'm Catholic
[03:56:49 19/03/11] Antonio : *knives*
[03:56:57 19/03/11] Antonio : GAH, LIAR!
[03:57:11 19/03/11] * Antonio starts siezing from being near so much heresy
[03:57:11 19/03/11] * Girlycard sits down on an oversized Baskerville plushie and watches the chaos with a blood packet
[03:57:14 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : No tis true, I'm Mexican-Cuban friend
[03:57:35 19/03/11] Antonio : GAH, BEANER GAH BEANER GAH BEANER!
[03:57:41 19/03/11] * Antonio continues to throw knives even while siezing
[03:57:52 19/03/11] * Schrodinger sits with Girlycard
[03:58:20 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : ........*Pulls out an AT-4 rocket launcer
[03:58:27 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : Eat it amigo
[03:58:39 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : *Fires missle at Antonio
[03:58:45 19/03/11] * Antonio telekinetically enhanced knife slices the launcher in half
[03:58:50 19/03/11] * Antonio and the missile
[03:59:04 19/03/11] * Schrodinger claps
[03:59:07 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=chibi+girlycard#/d37om6l alucard's appearance at the moment
[03:59:36 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : (SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
[03:59:39 19/03/11] Carlos Juan Sanchez : *Noms pic of girlycard
[03:59:46 19/03/11] * Antonio suddenly runs toward Girlycard intending to stab her eyes out!
[03:59:52 19/03/11] * Schrodinger hugs Girlycard
[04:00:06 19/03/11] * Girlycard is hugged. O__o
[04:00:32 19/03/11] * Schrodinger pulls out shotgun and shoots Antonio
[04:00:33 19/03/11] * Antonio starts stabbing Girlycard and Schrodinger
[04:00:34 19/03/11] * Girlycard continues to take avantage of the power of cuteness to pester Antonio
[04:00:50 19/03/11] * Antonio magically comes back to life through C-box magic
[04:00:56 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : EEEEP! Help! Scary Father Bad Touch wants to hurt me!
[04:00:57 19/03/11] Antonio : GAH, HEATHENS!
[04:01:10 19/03/11] * Antonio starts throwing knives double-time
[04:01:16 19/03/11] * Schrodinger shows Antonio a picture of Anderson naked
[04:01:23 19/03/11] Antonio : GAH, HERESY!
[04:01:36 19/03/11] * Antonio implodes from the sight of the picture and disappears
[04:02:01 19/03/11] * Schrodinger hands Girlycard candy
[04:02:15 19/03/11] * Girlycard chokes on the candy and dies
[04:02:22 19/03/11] * Peccatore arrives in a puff of sparkles and poisonous smoke
[04:02:23 19/03/11] @ Sirina Anthony : cooooolllllld
[04:02:25 19/03/11] * Sirina Anthony shivvers
[04:02:36 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[04:02:43 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : yo coda, quick question for you regarding maxwell
[04:02:50 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : HEY SIRINA!!!!!
[04:02:52 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : you want to talk here or on MSN?
[04:03:07 19/03/11] @ Sirina Anthony : give me a few minutes to get on meebo
[04:03:11 19/03/11] @ Sirina Anthony : I just got here
[04:03:14 19/03/11] @ Sirina Anthony : and DIE!
[04:03:21 19/03/11] @ Sirina Anthony : good job on the species list so far!
[04:03:29 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Thanks!
[04:03:35 19/03/11] @ Sirina Anthony : Sorry I left suddenly; my net decided to eat me at 5am
[04:03:43 19/03/11] @ Sirina Anthony : you get some of my coke
[04:03:43 19/03/11] * Girlycard abruptly sits up.
[04:03:50 19/03/11] * Sirina Anthony tosses Schro a can of coke
[04:03:53 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : Scary Father Bad Touch is back!
[04:04:07 19/03/11] * Schrodinger drinks Coke
[04:04:09 19/03/11] * Girlycard adopts an even cuter appearance
[04:04:24 19/03/11] @ Girlycard : http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=girlycard&order=9&offset=24#/d1h4lt6
[04:04:31 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Antonio is a pedo.
[04:04:59 19/03/11] Antonio : I AM NOT!
[04:05:03 19/03/11] @ Schrodinger : Right Girlycard?
[04:05:07 19/03/11] * Antonio gives up on killing girlycard and Schrodinger

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:58 pm

[01:42:49] Beauregard the Second : So... the 3DS... I need about $400 by the end of the weekend... any ideas?

[01:43:02] Fausta Adler : Prostitution.

[01:43:05] Beauregard the Second : And no references to whoring myself out. >U

[01:43:08] Beauregard the Second : FUUU-

[01:43:10] Beauregard the Second : Too late.

[01:43:18] Fausta Adler : 8D

[01:43:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : IDEA!

[01:43:38] Fausta Adler : INB4.

[01:43:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sell blood and semen.

[01:43:55] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ...not together though.

[01:44:05] Beauregard the Second : That's better...

[01:44:23] Beauregard the Second : I wonder how much I could get for my old DS and my 360.

[01:44:31] Fausta Adler : I'm sure someone wants it bloody.

[01:44:51] Fausta Adler : Not much if you sell it at a pawn shop.

[01:45:09] Enrico_Maxwell : So...many...comments...

[01:45:28] Beauregard the Second : ... I only need ONE kidney...

[01:45:43] Fausta Adler : And one lung.

[01:45:45] Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[01:45:59] Beauregard the Second : No! That's my emergency kidney. Can't sell that for GAEMZ.

[01:46:58] Beauregard the Second : Oh well. I'm just shit out of luck then.

[01:47:02] Fausta Adler : >8U

[01:47:08] Fausta Adler : Touchy touchy~

[01:47:43] * Father Alexander Anderson puts on sunglasses.

[01:47:53] * Father Alexander Anderson puts sunglasses on Fausta and Beau

[01:48:05] Beauregard the Second : ... I'm doing research on confinement in on of Edgar Allan Poe's stories... the database returns this as a result... ""THE GRINGOS PERFECTED IT IN VIETNAM": TORTURE AND THE AMERICAN ADVISER IN CLARIBEL ALEGRÍA'S "FAMILY ALBUM" AND CARLOS MARTÍNEZ MORENO'S EL INFIERNO."

[01:48:09] Beauregard the Second : .__________.

[01:48:13] * Father Alexander Anderson 's sunglasses are orange and shaped like stylized triangles.

[01:48:14] Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh I see how it is

[01:48:17] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ...car jack

[01:48:19] Beauregard the Second : That was the second result. wtf?

[01:48:19] Enrico_Maxwell is Disconnected on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:48 am

[01:48:21] Fausta Adler : ...

[01:48:23] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Enrcio and I get left out of the sunglasses club

[01:48:27] Integra F. W. Hellsing : See

[01:48:32] Beauregard the Second : Carjack?

[01:48:37] Integra F. W. Hellsing : enrico was said cause he didn't get sunglasses

[01:48:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : sad*

[01:48:46] Schrodinger has joined the chat on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:48 am

[01:48:50] * Father Alexander Anderson is going to be breaking the law. He doesn't care if faufau and beau go to jail.

[01:48:55] Beauregard the Second : It's easier and far more white-trashey to steall copper.

[01:48:59] @ Schrodinger : Indeed

[01:49:03] Beauregard the Second : *steal

[01:49:04] * Father Alexander Anderson would prefer to keep tegs and rico out of jail

[01:49:15] @ Father Alexander Anderson : seriouly, imagine rico in prison. XD

[01:49:24] Beauregard the Second : ...

[01:49:29] @ Schrodinger : Oh shit!

[01:49:51] Integra F. W. Hellsing : yup he would be the bitch of a man named bubba

[01:49:51] Beauregard the Second : Grab your toes, girlie boy.

[01:50:15] @ Schrodinger : Poor Enrico

[01:51:33] Beauregard the Second : Indeed.

[01:51:39] @ Schrodinger : If Integra went to jail, everyone would be her bitch.

[01:51:53] Integra F. W. Hellsing : mhm

[01:52:04] Beauregard the Second : LAWL.

[01:52:16] Beauregard the Second : The thing is... I can see that. <.<'

[01:52:39] * Father Alexander Anderson struggles to keep the smexy prison thoughts from his mind.

[01:53:06] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ....

[01:53:10] Integra F. W. Hellsing : someone likes handcuffs

[01:53:18] * Integra F. W. Hellsing moves slowly away from angelus

[01:53:24] Beauregard the Second : looool.

[01:53:32] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I have a thing for girls in unifoms. sue me.

[01:53:48] Integra F. W. Hellsing : OH SO YOU WANT TO BE HANDCUFFED

[01:53:50] Integra F. W. Hellsing : OH OK

[01:53:52] Beauregard the Second : <.<'''

[01:54:22] @ Father Alexander Anderson : O__o

[01:54:47] Integra F. W. Hellsing : So in other words you want to be dominated by a woman in a uniform who will handcuff you to the bed

[01:54:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : good for you

[01:54:59] Integra F. W. Hellsing : mazel tov

[01:55:13] * Integra F. W. Hellsing backs away behind beau, and sips lemonade

[01:55:18] Beauregard the Second :
[01:55:26] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I never said anything about domination. I just like uniforms. XD

[01:55:39] Integra F. W. Hellsing : sure sure

[01:55:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : anywho, before this get's even more awkward...

[01:55:48] Integra F. W. Hellsing : whatever you say

Guest

[18:25:21] Schrodinger has joined the chat on Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:25 pm

[18:25:36] * Schrodinger kicks in the door

[18:25:46] @ Schrodinger : All right. I'm back!

[18:25:47] Artista Perfetto : yay wb schro

[18:26:00] @ Schrodinger : And I got shit to say!

[18:26:09] Artista Perfetto : the stimulating convo has passed

[18:26:15] Artista Perfetto : lol

[18:26:18] @ Schrodinger : I have made a decision.

[18:26:37] Artista Perfetto : Ooh. What decision?

[18:26:39] @ Schrodinger : And i don't wanna hear any shit from no one!

[18:27:02] * Artista Perfetto gives a drum roll

[18:27:05] @ Schrodinger : I have decided to take on a new role!!!!!

[18:27:29] @ Schrodinger : And to give you a hint as to who, I'll give you a hint!

[18:27:30] Artista Perfetto : buh dum tsh!

[18:27:34] @ Schrodinger : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3tYQEXhcao

[18:28:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : jan?

[18:28:18] @ Schrodinger : NO SHIT!!!!

[18:28:30] Artista Perfetto : haha

[18:28:33] Artista Perfetto : awesome

[18:29:29] @ Schrodinger : Now,I'm gotta figure out what the HELL this psycho's back story is. After that, shit gets simple.

[18:29:38] @ Schrodinger : Oh, and by the way...

[18:29:55] @ Schrodinger : SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4 CAN EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18:30:08] @ Schrodinger : that is all

[18:30:09] Schrodinger is Disconnected on Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:30 pm

Guest

[18:48:16] Seras Victoria : Kilquan ... us
[18:48:22] * Seras Victoria slaps herself
[18:48:40] Seras Victoria : kay, to type a bleach reply o-o
[18:48:43] Seras Victoria : brb
[18:48:46] @ Alucard : lol
[18:49:02] Jacob Ichigachi : What was with the "Kilquan...us"
[18:49:22] Seras Victoria : you'll get there someday, hun
[18:50:03] * Jacob Ichigachi emits a robotic growl
[18:50:06] Jacob Ichigachi : TELL ME!
[18:50:23] * Seras Victoria hides behind master...
[18:50:32] Seras Victoria : scarry non-hellsing person...
[18:50:47] Jacob Ichigachi : I JUST JOINED HELLSING!!
[18:50:48] Seras Victoria : Alucard, I think he after me O_O
[18:51:03] Seras Victoria : see, the stalker even joined mah organization!
[18:51:03] * Alucard cracks his neck.
[18:51:13] @ Alucard : I'm sorry what? I was busy being awesome
[18:51:14] * Seras Victoria doesn't wanna be raped!
[18:51:15] Seras Victoria : XDD
[18:51:43] Jacob Ichigachi : Kilquan..us, Kilquan...>.<
[18:51:50] Jacob Ichigachi : You've gotta be joking.
[18:51:52] * Alucard hands Seras a bottle of wine and a rather large spike.
[18:51:53] * Seras Victoria roflz
[18:52:02] Seras Victoria : ...
[18:52:09] Seras Victoria : ah, what the heck
[18:52:14] @ Alucard : here. you're set for either scenario.
[18:52:15] Jacob Ichigachi : You really made that connection?
[18:52:23] Seras Victoria : XD
[18:52:34] Jacob Ichigachi : Tch, just call him Killquacks sassafras.
[18:52:35] Seras Victoria : what connection, Jacob?
[18:52:38] Jacob Ichigachi : Its less dirty.
[18:52:54] Jacob Ichigachi : Kilquanus, quanus, anus.
[18:53:02] Seras Victoria : ...
[18:53:07] Seras Victoria : das wrong dude
[18:53:10] Seras Victoria : just wrong
[18:53:13] Seras Victoria : ew
[18:53:17] Jacob Ichigachi : THEN WHY DID YOU SLAP YOURSELF?!
[18:53:25] * Seras Victoria takes ze wine bottle and leaves xD
[18:53:29] Jacob Ichigachi : WHAT THE HELL IS THE "KILQUAN...US"?
[18:53:47] * Jacob Ichigachi grabs Seras, "TELL ME!"
[18:53:47] Seras Victoria : well, time for mah bleach post
[18:54:15] * Alucard removes Jacob's arm.
[18:54:18] @ Alucard : easy tiger.
[18:54:34] Seras Victoria : ... lol
[18:54:50] Jacob Ichigachi : Bah, get off of me.
[18:54:57] Jacob Ichigachi : I ain't scared o' you
[18:55:06] Seras Victoria : oooh
[18:55:10] Seras Victoria : this I shall watch
[18:55:16] * Seras Victoria gets ze popcorn
[18:55:56] @ Alucard : hehe, silly cyborg is silly
[18:56:07] Jacob Ichigachi : I am not silly!
[18:56:20] * Jacob Ichigachi brings out the chainsword and cuts off Alucard's head.
[18:56:58] * Alucard regenerates
[18:57:05] @ Alucard : oh the pain~
[18:57:14] @ Alucard : the horrible, terrible pain~
[18:57:24] * Jacob Ichigachi gives another robotic growl and starts cutting up all of Alucard's limbs!
[18:57:36] Jacob Ichigachi : VAMPIRE SAUSAGE!!
[18:57:40] * Alucard regenerates.
[18:57:53] @ Alucard : oh yes, try the tactic that just failed. very intelligent~
[18:58:12] * Jacob Ichigachi runs away and calls in a tactical nuclear strike, "SURVIVE THIS!!"
[18:58:21] * Alucard regenerates.
[18:58:24] @ Alucard : You done?
[18:58:34] Jacob Ichigachi : NO!!
[18:58:38] * Seras Victoria munches on popcorn
[18:58:53] * Jacob Ichigachi obtains a tractor beam powerful enough to crash the moon into the Earth's surface!
[18:59:00] * Jacob Ichigachi and then does that!
[18:59:26] Seras Victoria : didn't you just suicide? >.>
[18:59:45] Jacob Ichigachi : Nope, I was on the other side of the planet.
[18:59:56] Jacob Ichigachi : HAHA! Alucard didn't regenerate!
[19:00:16] Jacob Ichigachi : VICTORY IS MINE!!
[19:00:21] * Alucard regenerates
[19:00:26] @ Alucard : I'm sorry what was that?
[19:00:34] Jacob Ichigachi : GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
[19:00:35] @ Alucard : Couldn't hear you over my cheering section
[19:00:43] * Jacob Ichigachi flies the earth into the sun!
[19:00:43] * Alucard 's legions of fangirls swoon
[19:01:04] * Alucard relaxes in the comfort of outer space
[19:01:19] * Jacob Ichigachi starts twitching uncontrollably
[19:01:24] Jacob Ichigachi : WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!??
[19:01:41] Seras Victoria : ooh... I think Jacob is gonna break down in a lil
[19:01:43] @ Alucard : In the words of a man more insane than myself, Charlie Sheen
[19:01:49] Seras Victoria : he getting that old-TV smell
[19:02:01] @ Alucard : "I'm just winning winning winning."
[19:02:10] Seras Victoria : xD
[19:02:12] @ Alucard : "my one speed, one gear, gooooo"
[19:02:14] * Jacob Ichigachi twitches some more.
[19:02:27] * Jacob Ichigachi throws Alucard into a black hole!
[19:02:36] Jacob Ichigachi : LETS SEE YOU SURVIVE THAT!
[19:02:56] * Alucard strolls out the other end of the black hole unscathed
[19:02:57] Seras Victoria : 'How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?' 'Enough to keel out 5 people'
[19:03:15] Jacob Ichigachi : ERROR 404: REALITY NOT FOUND!
[19:03:18] * Jacob Ichigachi implodes
[19:03:36] @ Alucard : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0NIMTPYYcU
[19:03:51] * Alucard wins...again

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:16 pm

[21:03:11] Morphine : * starts narrating in a noir style * it was 9:00 pm. I had entered the chat room which was apparently not much more lively then that of an corpse, it has said integra was here but for all I know she could be away from the keyboard, for all I knew she could be dead. I had to make the assume that either of those could very well be the case. I began to wait, when she had finally spoken. I responded "Afternoon teggy." The text on her name had left me with a feeling of relief to know she was alive, or for all I knew it could be someone else on her name. A sense of paranoia swept over me secretly.
[21:03:16] Morphine : XD
[21:04:14] Integra F. W. Hellsing : O.o
[21:04:29] Morphine : ... >>
[21:04:49] Integra F. W. Hellsing : someone's watched Humphrey Bogart
[21:05:25] Morphine : nha
[21:05:32] Morphine : just been playing max payne
[21:05:37] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ah I see
[21:05:45] * Integra F. W. Hellsing offers cake
[21:06:50] Morphine : * eats cake * where is everyone else?
[21:07:03] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Saxon is eating dinner
[21:07:06] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and the others I don't know
[21:07:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : But I do know angelus is in class.
[21:10:01] Morphine : I had been informed that Saxon was eating dinner and that angelus was in some class. The others were a mystery. I feeling swept over me, saying that this was no mere chance, something happened... someone knows. I had opened the can of canada dry beside me and took a drink, my eyes staring at the screen. The music I was listening to was rather fitting for this kind of narration.

Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWNPgqwHh1I

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:25 pm

[22:57:49] Artisto Perfetto : fried cheesecake?

[22:57:51] Artisto Perfetto : wtf

[23:00:06] Artisto Perfetto : someone shoot her

[23:00:37] Sirina Anthony has joined the chat on Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:00 pm

[23:02:02] Artisto Perfetto : oh god

[23:02:49] @ Sirina Anthony : Fried cheese cake

[23:02:49] Artisto Perfetto : she just made a hamburger with two glazed donuts for the buns and added bacon

[23:02:51] @ Sirina Anthony : oooh my god

[23:03:05] * Sirina Anthony droops

[23:03:08] @ Sirina Anthony : *drools

[23:03:19] * Artisto Perfetto facepalms

[23:03:44] @ Sirina Anthony : dude

[23:03:49] @ Sirina Anthony : it tastes soooooo good

[23:04:16] Artisto Perfetto : but you are defiling both opf those things

[23:04:46] Artisto Perfetto : i love my steak to be have the horns cut off and passed over the grill

[23:04:58] Artisto Perfetto : not covered with donuts

[23:05:26] Artisto Perfetto : bacon maybe but donuts?

[23:05:47] @ Sirina Anthony : I see your logic there

[23:06:19] Artisto Perfetto : if i shot her with the Jackal, the bullet might get stuck out bounce off

[23:06:25] Artisto Perfetto : or*

[23:07:21] Artisto Perfetto : and even a vampire would have to worry about cholesterol if they fed from her

[23:07:26] Rip Van Winkle has joined the chat on Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:07 pm

[23:07:30] Artisto Perfetto : holy s***

[23:07:39] Integra F. W. Hellsing has been disconnected the Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:07 pm (session timeout)

[23:08:06] @ Sirina Anthony : Hello Rip

[23:08:10] Artisto Perfetto : rip, i may need to borrow your gun for this one

[23:08:11] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao Factory

[23:08:15] @ Rip Van Winkle : hello

[23:08:49] Artisto Perfetto : an unforgivable crime has happened

[23:08:58] Artisto Perfetto : same as tofu cheesecake

[23:09:21] Artisto Perfetto : i know it isnt meant to be healthy anyway but deep frying it worse

[23:09:21] @ Sirina Anthony : TOFU ROCKS MAN!

[23:09:48] @ Sirina Anthony : Phill! LMAO

[23:09:51] @ Sirina Anthony : GAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[23:09:56] * Sirina Anthony is rotflmao

[23:10:10] Artisto Perfetto : of course, if they can deep fry a twinkie or a snickers bar, there is no filter is there?

[23:10:22] Artisto Perfetto : or mayo for that matter

[23:10:35] Artisto Perfetto : yes, some people deep fry mayo

[23:10:38] @ Sirina Anthony : .... AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

[23:11:03] @ Sirina Anthony : PORK RINES ANYONE!?

[23:11:09] Artisto Perfetto : the fried twinkie just didnt have a good consistency to me

[23:11:16] Artisto Perfetto : that is fine

[23:11:27] Artisto Perfetto : chicharrojnes!

[23:11:36] @ Sirina Anthony : LMAO

[23:11:38] Artisto Perfetto : Chicharrones*

[23:12:05] Artisto Perfetto : or in southern talk, prk cracklins'

[23:12:06] @ Sirina Anthony : Kibbie Rocks!

[23:12:52] Integra F. W. Hellsing has joined the chat on Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:12 pm

[23:13:11] Artisto Perfetto : well, if i got mad at rinds, i would be very hippocritical

[23:13:12] @ Sirina Anthony : WB

[23:13:17] Artisto Perfetto : wb

[23:13:30] * Sirina Anthony eats popcorn

[23:13:33] Integra F. W. Hellsing : chicharrones are good

[23:13:36] @ Sirina Anthony : wait

[23:13:36] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and healthy

[23:13:41] Integra F. W. Hellsing : only 80 calories

[23:13:47] @ Sirina Anthony : has anyone deep fried pop corn before?

[23:14:01] @ Sirina Anthony : thats healthy!

[23:14:06] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no I haven't gone to the state fair

[23:14:06] Artisto Perfetto : nope. have had fried ants though

[23:14:24] Artisto Perfetto : very crunchy

[23:14:26] @ Sirina Anthony : lol

[23:14:28] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Well the ones made in san antonio are only 80 calories

[23:14:56] Artisto Perfetto : i wish i was kidding about that

[23:14:59] @ Sirina Anthony : deep fried Mayo? GOOD GOD! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?

[23:15:08] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Sirina

[23:15:10] Artisto Perfetto : yep

[23:15:17] @ Sirina Anthony : Da?

[23:15:17] Integra F. W. Hellsing : The texas state fair fries anything

[23:15:24] @ Sirina Anthony : Really?

[23:15:26] @ Sirina Anthony : oo

[23:15:29] Artisto Perfetto : deep fried butter stick?

[23:15:34] @ Sirina Anthony : they don't do that at my state fair!

[23:15:36] Integra F. W. Hellsing : If any other has something fried it's only because Texas fried it first.

[23:15:39] Artisto Perfetto : ive seen it

[23:15:54] @ Sirina Anthony : deep fried butter

[23:15:57] @ Sirina Anthony : ewwwww

[23:15:58] @ Sirina Anthony : wait

[23:16:01] Integra F. W. Hellsing : They've done fried butter, fried bacon, fried beer, and I forgot what else they did new

[23:16:03] Artisto Perfetto : deep fried snickers bar

[23:16:05] @ Sirina Anthony : deep fried hummus?

[23:16:08] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Also just for the record

[23:16:19] Integra F. W. Hellsing : TEXAS INVENTED THE CORN DOG

[23:16:28] Integra F. W. Hellsing : NOT THAT PLACE UP NORTH

[23:16:28] @ Sirina Anthony : xDDDDDD

[23:16:35] Integra F. W. Hellsing : WE DID IT FIRST YOU YANKEES

[23:16:47] * Sirina Anthony is rotflmao

[23:16:54] Integra F. W. Hellsing : WE DO IT RIGHT AND WE DID IT BIG

[23:16:54] Artisto Perfetto : id try the deep fried hummus

[23:17:01] Artisto Perfetto : that might be interesting

[23:17:17] Artisto Perfetto : hell, the tzatziki is the shit

[23:17:19] @ Sirina Anthony : But Corn Doks are AWESOME To eat!

[23:17:21] @ Sirina Anthony : wait

[23:17:24] Integra F. W. Hellsing : seriously thats the only reason I would go to the texas state fair is cause of the corn dogs

[23:17:24] @ Sirina Anthony : *DOGS

[23:17:28] @ Sirina Anthony : we are not gonna deep fry dok

[23:17:42] Integra F. W. Hellsing : but dok is a banana man

[23:17:44] @ Rip Van Winkle : lolwut

[23:17:49] @ Sirina Anthony : Tazatziki is AWESOME

[23:17:49] Artisto Perfetto : it has been done lol

[23:18:00] @ Sirina Anthony : Rip

[23:18:07] @ Sirina Anthony : I ate Doks corn dog.

[23:18:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : quick grab rip and lets deep fry her to see what deep fried dok tastes like

[23:18:20] Artisto Perfetto : lol

[23:18:38] * Artisto Perfetto grabs rip and ties her up

[23:18:45] * Sirina Anthony picks Rip up and ties her to her musket

[23:18:59] @ Sirina Anthony : ok head first or feet?

[23:19:04] * Integra F. W. Hellsing tests the veggie oil

[23:19:04] * Artisto Perfetto heats up the oils and the egg wash

[23:19:20] Integra F. W. Hellsing : she has to be battered first

[23:19:22] @ Sirina Anthony : omg LINKED BRAINS HURT!

[23:19:22] Artisto Perfetto : nah you have to batter her to get the right consistency

[23:19:26] Artisto Perfetto : lol

[23:19:28] * Sirina Anthony rolls Rip in the egg batter

[23:19:30] Artisto Perfetto : jinx

[23:19:43] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>

[23:19:46] @ Sirina Anthony : on TWO accounts thar

[23:19:53] Artisto Perfetto : oh wait

[23:20:02] * Sirina Anthony missed a spot so she rolls Rip in the batter again.

[23:20:04] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok we need flour

[23:20:06] Artisto Perfetto : r.i.p rip van winkle

[23:20:12] Artisto Perfetto : buhg dum tsh

[23:20:24] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sprinkles flour on rip evenly

[23:20:26] @ Sirina Anthony : Shalom havarin!

[23:20:35] @ Sirina Anthony : WAIT! What kinda seasoning?

[23:20:45] Integra F. W. Hellsing : salt and pepper

[23:20:47] @ Sirina Anthony : lemon pepper?

[23:20:49] Integra F. W. Hellsing : simple

[23:20:59] @ Sirina Anthony : what about Cajin?

[23:21:00] Artisto Perfetto : the same plavoring as schnitzel i think

[23:21:06] Artisto Perfetto : she is german after all

[23:21:13] @ Sirina Anthony : aaah true

[23:21:16] @ Sirina Anthony : okay!

[23:21:17] * Integra F. W. Hellsing spinkles kosher salt on rip, and then puts black pepper on

[23:21:25] * Sirina Anthony sprinkes salt and pepper on Rip

[23:21:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ha

[23:21:32] Integra F. W. Hellsing : kosher salt on a german

[23:21:32] @ Sirina Anthony : grr!

[23:21:35] @ Sirina Anthony : ok

[23:21:36] Artisto Perfetto : any last words rip?

[23:21:38] Integra F. W. Hellsing : beat you to it

[23:21:39] @ Sirina Anthony : Feet first or head first?

[23:21:47] Integra F. W. Hellsing : head first

[23:21:53] * Sirina Anthony holds Rip up on her musket

[23:22:00] Artisto Perfetto : nah feet

[23:22:01] @ Sirina Anthony : ok

[23:22:06] @ Sirina Anthony : she needs her last words first!

[23:22:13] Artisto Perfetto : lets let her have a taste before we kill her

[23:22:21] Artisto Perfetto : she gets a foot

[23:22:21] @ Sirina Anthony : We'll use rock paper sizzors to settle the feet vs head argument here in a moment!

[23:22:28] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok

[23:22:36] @ Sirina Anthony : We just need some awesome last words from Rip

[23:22:42] Artisto Perfetto : how is that going to work with lag

[23:22:51] @ Sirina Anthony : Simple

[23:22:53] Integra F. W. Hellsing : we can't clear just yet

[23:22:54] @ Sirina Anthony : We've done it in the past

[23:22:58] @ Sirina Anthony : I'll count

[23:23:07] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wait

[23:23:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wait

[23:23:13] @ Sirina Anthony : you two have rock paper or sizzors typed out already

[23:23:14] Artisto Perfetto : i will think of a number and whoever gets closer gets it

[23:23:14] Integra F. W. Hellsing : let me save and then you can clear

[23:23:16] @ Rip Van Winkle : ??

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:25 pm

[23:23:24] @ Sirina Anthony : and when I say 3 you both press enter

[23:23:25] @ Sirina Anthony : RIP!

[23:23:29] @ Sirina Anthony : ANY LAST WORDS MY DEAR!?

[23:23:43] @ Rip Van Winkle : yes actually

[23:23:48] @ Rip Van Winkle : *ahem*

[23:23:57] @ Sirina Anthony : Rock paper sizzors dude; its tration here

[23:23:58] @ Rip Van Winkle : bbl - shower

[23:24:00] Rip Van Winkle is away

[23:24:01] @ Sirina Anthony : ok Rip

[23:24:03] @ Sirina Anthony : WAIT!

[23:24:05] @ Sirina Anthony : NO!

[23:24:06] Integra F. W. Hellsing : WAIT

[23:24:09] @ Sirina Anthony : GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!

[23:24:13] Integra F. W. Hellsing : DON'T TYPE ANYMORE

[23:24:19] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'M TRYIG TO SAVE

[23:24:23] @ Sirina Anthony : ok

[23:24:30] * Artisto Perfetto puts on a bib and gets anime fork and knife

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:35 am

[23:26:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : besides she's not fried yet

[23:27:02] @ Sirina Anthony : BUT WE MUST WAIT FOR HER TO RETURN BEFORE WE FRY HER!

[23:27:07] Artisto Perfetto : shit

[23:27:07] @ Sirina Anthony : ok

[23:27:08] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and we haven't done the rock paper scissors thing

[23:27:11] Artisto Perfetto : alright

[23:27:13] @ Sirina Anthony : we still need to do rock paper sizzors

[23:27:18] @ Sirina Anthony : ok

[23:27:19] @ Sirina Anthony : I count

[23:27:34] @ Sirina Anthony : press eneter when I say 3

[23:27:39] @ Sirina Anthony : Ready?

[23:27:46] Integra F. W. Hellsing : yes

[23:27:58] Artisto Perfetto : fire

[23:28:02] @ Sirina Anthony : Factory?

[23:28:05] @ Sirina Anthony : ok

[23:28:06] @ Sirina Anthony : 1

[23:28:08] @ Sirina Anthony : 2

[23:28:11] @ Sirina Anthony : 3

[23:28:13] Integra F. W. Hellsing : paper

[23:28:14] Artisto Perfetto : rock

[23:28:18] Artisto Perfetto : fuck

[23:28:26] @ Sirina Anthony : HA!

[23:28:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I won

[23:28:32] @ Sirina Anthony : ok your call Tegs

[23:28:37] @ Sirina Anthony : Feet or head first?

[23:28:46] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I said head

[23:29:33] @ Sirina Anthony : ok

[23:29:41] @ Sirina Anthony : so when she comes back, she goes in head first!

[23:30:12] @ Sirina Anthony : BWAAAHAHAHAHA!

Guest

[14:08:13] Joshua beaton : lindsey are you a virgin my dear
[14:08:14] * Eleonor kills Joshua for saying he hates french people*
[14:08:19] Eleonor : <>_<>
[14:08:20] Fausta Adler : .....
[14:08:25] * Fausta Adler coughs.
[14:08:49] Eleonor : .
[14:08:51] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Wait a moment
[14:08:52] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Lol
[14:08:59] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Lindsey is a man, right?
[14:09:00] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Me a virgin...
[14:09:01] Joshua beaton : anwser THE DAMN QUSTION
[14:09:02] Father Alexander Anderson : O__o
[14:09:07] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Then he´ll turn into a ghoul anyway
[14:09:08] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Why do you ask?
[14:09:16] Eleonor : .
[14:09:17] Cynthia Snayperskaya : No matter if virgin or not
[14:09:17] Father Alexander Anderson : somebody kick him for christ's sake.
[14:09:18] * Fausta Adler facepalms.
[14:09:28] Joshua beaton : do you want to live my dear
[14:09:37] Father Alexander Anderson : If nobody feels like it I'll switch accounts and do it myself
[14:09:48] Fausta Adler : I hope you know you're sweet talking a dude.
[14:09:49] Father Alexander Anderson : enough with the half assed hellsing quotes dude.
[14:09:55] Fausta Adler : Kick who?
[14:09:58] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Anderson...I believe this guy thinks he can take me...
[14:10:07] Fausta Adler : Oic.
[14:10:10] Eleonor : .
[14:10:24] Joshua beaton : WAIT SHES A HE
[14:10:35] Father Alexander Anderson : yes Josh.
[14:10:36] Fausta Adler : Duh.

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun May 01, 2011 12:20 am

[22:24:11 30/04/11] Todhändler : wonder if anything will happen tonight

[22:26:23 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I don't know

[22:26:26 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : maybe

[22:26:28 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : maybe not

[22:26:43 30/04/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing munches chicken wings

[22:26:45 30/04/11] Todhändler : well, something will happen, but might not be anything of interest

[22:26:53 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh?

[22:27:39 30/04/11] Todhändler : just stating that something, meaning anything that could happen, will definatly happen tonight, but what happens may not be anything I care about

[22:28:08 30/04/11] Todhändler : like, a dog is more than likely going to bark somewhere, but that's not usually very interesting

[22:28:23 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ah ok

[22:28:47 30/04/11] Todhändler : and I used to wonder why people thought I was a pot head

[22:29:38 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[22:30:56 30/04/11] Todhändler : Luigi kills himself in Luigi's Mansion

[22:31:00 30/04/11] Todhändler : just putting that out there

[22:32:04 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : the hell?

[22:32:11 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : whyy?

[22:32:13 30/04/11] Todhändler : ya

[22:32:18 30/04/11] Todhändler : not sure

[22:32:45 30/04/11] Todhändler : but if you go into a certain room (I think the atic) and wait for lightning to strike, you'll see a shadow that looks like someone hanging from the ceiling by a noose

[22:33:05 30/04/11] Todhändler : and it looks suspiciously like a lanky fellow in a bulbous hat

[22:33:35 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : some developer had issues I guess

[22:34:21 30/04/11] Todhändler : clearly

[22:34:46 30/04/11] Todhändler : there was a time when, if you'd lose the game, you'd get to see a cheerful scream of a zombified Luigi

[22:34:56 30/04/11] Todhändler : they cut it before it was released, though

[22:36:25 30/04/11] Todhändler : oh, and Daisy has a deformed third eye under her hair

[22:36:44 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : O.o

[22:36:46 30/04/11] Todhändler : and Birdo is a man

[22:37:20 30/04/11] Todhändler : this has been Todhändler with the "ruin your childhood memories" show

[22:37:25 30/04/11] Todhändler : thank you, and have a wonderful night

[22:39:24 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao

[22:39:55 30/04/11] Todhändler : if you can, go to eBay and buy a version of Microsoft Excel 95

[22:39:59 30/04/11] Todhändler : it's worth it

[22:40:20 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no what ruins childhood memories is telling someone that there's a munchkin in the back hanging from a noose

[22:40:28 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : why?

[22:41:43 30/04/11] Todhändler : if you go down to the 95th box, and if you do a couple of other things, a new window pops up

[22:41:57 30/04/11] Todhändler : the title for it is "Hall of Tortured Souls"

[22:42:33 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : how do you know these things?

[22:43:15 30/04/11] Todhändler : Cracked.com, google, wikipedia, sold my soul for infinite knowledge. etc.

[22:43:35 30/04/11] Todhändler : http://www.cracked.com/article_19172_8-creepy-video-game-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true.html

[22:43:39 30/04/11] Todhändler : this one is good

[22:49:20 30/04/11] Todhändler : .

[22:49:23 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh wow i've played smg 2 and never noticed that

[22:49:55 30/04/11] Todhändler : try it out

[22:49:59 30/04/11] Todhändler : it's worth stopping

[22:50:51 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I don't have the game sadly I just rented it to play it

[22:51:15 30/04/11] Todhändler : ah

[22:51:18 30/04/11] Todhändler : too bad

[22:51:25 30/04/11] Todhändler : need to bust out Luigi's Mansion

[22:51:29 30/04/11] Todhändler : want to try that

[22:52:41 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's for the wii right?

[22:52:44 30/04/11] Todhändler : ya

[22:53:04 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'll look for it at walmart

[22:53:08 30/04/11] Todhändler : and if you get the chance, get a pirated copy of Earthbound or Arkham

[22:53:26 30/04/11] Todhändler : the creators put in some really good fail safes to deter pirates

[22:53:28 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : *nods*

[22:54:00 30/04/11] Todhändler : 3 times as many enemies in Earthbound, and it wipes the game when you get to the last level

[22:54:06 30/04/11] Todhändler : and Batman can't fly

[22:55:43 30/04/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : interesting

[22:56:46 30/04/11] Todhändler : waiting for Konami to do that to Silent Hill

[22:57:13 30/04/11] Todhändler : my thinking is either 3 times as many monsters with higher health and weaker weapons, or get swarmed by monsters in the first 10 seconds and die

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun May 01, 2011 12:22 am

[00:03:10 01/05/11] * Father Alexander Anderson pops his collar and puts on aviator shades along with copious ammounts of Axe body spray

[00:03:15 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : awwwww yea

[00:03:31 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : now you just look like a douche

[00:03:36 01/05/11] * Father Alexander Anderson starts making jeager bombs

[00:03:43 01/05/11] * Visitor just finshed showering using OLD SPICE

[00:03:49 01/05/11] * Isaak James Suratt puts on a leather jacket and aviators*

[00:04:13 01/05/11] * Isaak James Suratt pulls off hat to reveal perfect crew cut*

[00:04:30 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boTcx5hJBc

[00:04:31 01/05/11] Visitor : Need I do more then Old spice?

[00:04:57 01/05/11] * Isaak James Suratt cracks knuckles*

[00:05:00 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Damn, I look good.

[00:05:24 01/05/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing throws glitter on all three of them

[00:05:41 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : now yall belong in a twilight movie

[00:06:07 01/05/11] * Father Alexander Anderson scores with Bella

[00:06:18 01/05/11] Visitor : brb, working on mah char

[00:06:35 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ew tyler

[00:06:37 01/05/11] * Father Alexander Anderson pulled that off in like 2 hours. Suck it Edward/Jacob and your three fucking movies

[00:06:38 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : just ew

[00:06:43 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you don't know where it's been

[00:06:59 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : but you don't know where her mouth and other parts have been

[00:07:00 01/05/11] * Father Alexander Anderson shrugs.

[00:07:09 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : could be worse.

[00:07:10 01/05/11] * Isaak James Suratt scored with Bella3 hours ago*

[00:07:17 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : *Bella 3

[00:07:20 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : she could ahve accidentilly done it with a dog thinking it was jacob

[00:07:21 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Dude.

[00:07:28 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : could be Slutwhore Cunty McCocksuckington

[00:07:29 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : You had my leftovers.

[00:07:36 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[00:08:40 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : still better that Slutwhore Cunty McCocksuckington

[00:08:55 01/05/11] * Father Alexander Anderson has such a good opinion of that girl.

[00:09:15 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : dude you should take her up on her offer.

[00:09:21 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Sounds like youre obsessed.

[00:09:32 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it's weird.

[00:09:45 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : on one hand I hate her and everything she embodies

[00:09:55 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : on the other hand. she's sexy.

[00:10:03 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : see my problem here? XD

[00:10:17 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Remember, the sexy always triumphs.

[00:10:23 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : It's male programming.

[00:11:55 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : this is true

[00:12:09 01/05/11] @ Rip Van Winkle : doesn't mean you should toss away every last shred of dignity you have

[00:12:15 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Ok I hate that I'm doing this but

[00:12:27 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : As Coda would say

[00:12:37 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : A pretty girl can bat her eyes and make you go down on your knees.

[00:12:46 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : It's that simple for them

[00:12:53 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : "Men are looking for wide hips for birth, and blah blah blah big boobs blah blah blah"

[00:12:56 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Isaak wins in terms of funny comments.

[00:13:21 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I don't remember all of it cause I tend to tune out her psychology stuff

[00:13:28 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but Rip's comment possesses real world effectiveness so I gotta side with her.

[00:13:28 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : pffft.

[00:13:42 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : That not ALL we're looking for.

[00:13:48 01/05/11] * Father Alexander Anderson turns in his man card to reserve his dignity.

[00:13:54 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Here's another thing to think about too tyler

[00:13:55 01/05/11] * Father Alexander Anderson IS BETTER FOR IT!

[00:13:59 01/05/11] @ Rip Van Winkle : fuck yeah real world effectiveness

[00:13:59 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : NO!

[00:14:01 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Do you really want to get an std?

[00:14:07 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Thinking hurts

[00:14:08 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : This will be my new name btw

[00:14:14 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Dental Dames, Tegs.

[00:14:20 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Dental dams.

[00:14:24 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : BAD THOUGHTS!! BAG THOUGHTS!

[00:14:36 01/05/11] * Father Alexander Anderson hides underneath his bed.

[00:14:44 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : MAJOR IN A GSTRING

[00:14:44 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Okey, sparky has a boner.

[00:14:51 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : MARGRET THATCHER NAKED

[00:14:54 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Make em go away Rip!

[00:14:54 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Let's change topics.

[00:15:02 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ZORIN BLITZ IN A MINI SKIRT

[00:15:08 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Use your bullet to punish all without distinction!

[00:15:17 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : mmyeah, Zorin.

[00:15:19 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : I mean what?

[00:15:19 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : They're scaring me. ;__ ;

[00:15:47 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Do I have to show you zorin in a two piece?

[00:15:58 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Yes, you do.

[00:16:29 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Oh god, that just reminded me of this guy I know.

[00:16:53 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : He's a furry, and he's gay. So he came up behind me and whispered: "Too bad you're not a dog"

[00:17:30 01/05/11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : O__o

[00:18:10 01/05/11] @ Rip Van Winkle : ugh, I hate furries

[00:18:21 01/05/11] Isaak James Suratt : Hahahha yeah. I was freaked the fuck out.

[00:18:27 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : notice how all stopped when that came up

[00:18:57 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : this is a good cbox moment

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun May 01, 2011 2:16 am

[01:59:18] Naraca Breaker : You new Lindsey?

[01:59:28] @ Rip Van Winkle : .

[01:59:32] Naraca Breaker : Or do I know you?

[01:59:32] Michel : Ozzy vs Adara in a armwrestling match..r.r Or anderson arm wrestle Ozzy but no bayonets....

[01:59:59] @ Father Alexander Anderson : strength against strength you'd turn adara into a paint stain.

[02:00:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : plus she's too crazy to dodge properly so she fights like an idiot

[02:00:41] @ Lindsey McAlistar : You may know me

[02:00:43] Michel : lol

[02:00:44] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I don't know.

[02:00:47] @ Lindsey McAlistar : <_<"

[02:00:52] Michel : They have something in common

[02:00:56] Michel : brawling style FTW

[02:01:03] Naraca Breaker : Well how long have you been here?

[02:01:13] Naraca Breaker : Then again

[02:01:18] @ Lindsey McAlistar : A long long time...

[02:01:33] Integra F. W. Hellsing : It's mical

[02:01:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : don't know if you remember mical or not

[02:01:52] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he was an overpowered lycan

[02:01:57] Integra F. W. Hellsing : there

[02:01:58] Naraca Breaker : Mical?!

[02:02:08] Naraca Breaker : Oh really, that's awesome

[02:02:14] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Mmhmm

[02:02:22] Naraca Breaker : Yeah I remember ya Mical

[02:02:22] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Thanks a lot Tegs...

[02:02:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : alright, it's 2 a.m. here and I'd like to be somewhat alive tomorrow

[02:02:35] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I used to be just fine cause I was a Hybrid.

[02:02:39] Naraca Breaker : You should remember me what with my last name and all

[02:02:44] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm gonna turn in for the night

[02:02:44] Michel : Night andy

[02:02:50] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Always happy to burst someone's bubble when they attempt to be mysterious

[02:03:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : before I go I want to leave you all with this piece of advice.

[02:03:27] Naraca Breaker : How ya been Mical, since when did you become a woman?

[02:03:30] Naraca Breaker : IC of course

[02:03:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Don't believe in yourselves.

[02:03:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Don't believe in the you that I believe in.

[02:03:56] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I'm not a woman

[02:03:57] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Believe in the you that you believe in that believes in the me that believes in the you that you believe in.

[02:03:59] @ Lindsey McAlistar : In IC either

[02:04:15] @ Father Alexander Anderson : cya

[02:04:28] Father Alexander Anderson is Disconnected on Sun May 01, 2011 2:04 am : by cutting th goddamn space time continuum

[02:05:50] Naraca Breaker : Lindsey is kind of a womens name Michal

[02:07:24] Michel : Its Irish

[02:07:44] @ Lindsey McAlistar : It's Irish...It goes for both sexes.

[02:08:04] Integra F. W. Hellsing : this is true

[02:08:15] @ Rip Van Winkle : .

[02:09:23] @ Lindsey McAlistar : You'll come to find I've become quite bitter over the years...

[02:09:25] @ Lindsey McAlistar : <_<"

[02:10:04] Michel : This to is true

[02:10:57] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Like you've known me over the years...

[02:12:47] Naraca Breaker : Is that so?

[02:12:53] Michel : T'is all i need lindsey

[02:12:56] Michel : T'is all i need..

[02:13:27] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he thinks he can change the world of the forum

[02:13:54] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's like watching The Rock trying to change the town in that movie

[02:13:57] @ Lindsey McAlistar : -_-"

[02:14:02] Integra F. W. Hellsing : trying to make it better

[02:14:05] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Right here people...

[02:14:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : one punch at a time

[02:14:39] Michel : THE ROCK SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

[02:14:44] Michel : gotta love the rock..

[02:14:54] @ Lindsey McAlistar : -_-

[02:14:54] Michel : Meh

[02:14:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : indeed

[02:14:59] Michel : Lindsey is alright

[02:15:08] Michel : not a jerk atleast

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Sun May 01, 2011 4:39 am

[04:25:26] Cynthia Snayperskaya has joined the chat on Sun May 01, 2011 4:25 am

[04:25:39] Integra F. W. Hellsing : synne was looking for you

[04:25:39] Cynthia Snayperskaya : BREAKERRRRR

[04:25:47] Naraca Breaker : You guys think that I'll I can get away with saying that the only the bones can break is by Alucards type of strength?

[04:25:50] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Oh, really?

[04:26:06] Naraca Breaker : Yes Cynthia?

[04:26:11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Hi.

[04:26:22] Michel : Naraca

[04:26:30] Naraca Breaker : ...Hey...

[04:26:37] Michel : Cat. C vampire strength or more would be a save bet for the bones to be broken

[04:26:41] Naraca Breaker : Yo?

[04:26:47] Michel : Every thing is always cat.c ...

[04:27:02] Naraca Breaker : Cat. C vampire???

[04:27:12] Naraca Breaker : Whats that?

[04:27:33] Michel : Read the race information

[04:27:51] Naraca Breaker : it's been a while since I watched Hellsing

[04:27:55] Naraca Breaker : It's

[04:28:10] Integra F. W. Hellsing : read the race information like mike said to

[04:28:21] Naraca Breaker : Once sec

[04:28:50] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Shiiiii..... Karakuuuu.... BREAKERRRRRR

[04:28:54] Cynthia Snayperskaya : /cough

[04:29:23] Naraca Breaker : Ok Cyn, I take we know each other

[04:29:40] Naraca Breaker : Wanna tell me who you are?

[04:29:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : fine I'll break another mystery bubble

[04:29:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Cynthia is Seras

[04:29:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Yes the same seras that was on when you were first on

[04:29:59] Cynthia Snayperskaya : If you were Shikaraku /Iceman /annoying Alucard

[04:30:02] Naraca Breaker : Seras huh\

[04:30:03] Integra F. W. Hellsing : The one that gave Wolfgang a blowjob in the RP

[04:30:12] Naraca Breaker : LOL

[04:30:16] Naraca Breaker : *?

[04:30:22] Integra F. W. Hellsing : there

[04:30:26] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Also i pieced the heavens and blew up the moon.

[04:30:27] Integra F. W. Hellsing : bubbled busted

[04:30:29] Naraca Breaker : Yeah alright I remember ya

[04:30:33] @ Lindsey McAlistar : ...

[04:30:46] Naraca Breaker : Still playing as a woman I see Seras

[04:30:50] Cynthia Snayperskaya : And became a prince of the universe.

[04:30:55] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Oh Seras...Yeah...

[04:31:36] Michel : meh brb

[04:31:55] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Okay

[04:32:16] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Guess its about time for my RPG retirement then.

[04:32:19] Naraca Breaker : So Seras, what do you think of my return?

[04:32:43] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Lol, what do i think?

[04:32:59] Cynthia Snayperskaya : One half of me is "LOL THIS IS GONNA BE HILARIOUS WE`RE GONNA TROLL THIS FUCKER OUT AGAIN

[04:33:12] Cynthia Snayperskaya : The other looked at your sheet and said "Again with Solid Snake. He didn´t learn."

[04:33:34] Naraca Breaker : Clearly you havent changed

[04:33:42] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Nope

[04:33:54] Naraca Breaker : Still acting like a kid

[04:34:09] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Like a kid who pierces the heavens.

[04:34:21] Naraca Breaker : In there own mind yes

[04:35:02] Cynthia Snayperskaya : You only need to believe in yourself to be able to do it

[04:35:13] * Michel grabs popcorn and watches the noobs argue

[04:35:25] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ROFLMAO

[04:35:25] Naraca Breaker : By all means give it a shot

[04:35:39] Naraca Breaker : It'd be fun watching you fall

[04:35:41] * Cynthia Snayperskaya jumps onto Michel`s chest to break his ribcage

[04:35:52] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Don´t worry, i got a parachute.

[04:35:56] * Michel is made of metal so that was pointless

[04:36:04] * Cynthia Snayperskaya breaks metal too

[04:36:18] * Integra F. W. Hellsing voids his actions

[04:36:58] Michel : Meh

[04:37:09] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Thats not gonna help, because behind this mask is not a man, but an idea. And ideas are bulletproof.

[04:37:33] * Cynthia Snayperskaya voids Integra

[04:37:38] Michel : Ah really?

[04:37:41] Michel : Cool story bro

[04:37:49] Cynthia Snayperskaya : I no rite

[04:37:51] Naraca Breaker : Behind that mask is someone stuck in time

[04:38:08] Cynthia Snayperskaya : In GOOD TIMES : D

[04:38:15] Michel : r.r Tegs, you put up with this before?

[04:38:20] Naraca Breaker : Your right about there not being a man behind that mask though

[04:38:28] Integra F. W. Hellsing : for what? 3 years?

[04:38:28] Klaus : ASTIROTH

[04:38:35] Integra F. W. Hellsing : yup 3 years

[04:38:43] Naraca Breaker : I'll give you that

[04:38:45] Michel : Dang..

[04:38:51] Cynthia Snayperskaya : If i was a man behind the mask i´d be a serial killer, so...

[04:39:04] Michel : Behind this mask is... ANOTHER MASK!

[04:39:10] Integra F. W. Hellsing : neither of them have changed

Guest

[05:23:22 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Bunch of Naruto haters here is that it?
[05:23:38 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Well then I guess just walk this way
[05:23:41 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Perhaps...
[05:23:43 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : It almost looked like something was going happen
[05:23:44 01/05/11] * Naraca Breaker walks that way
[05:23:55 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : But then some other character nobody knows just haxed
[05:24:13 01/05/11] * Naraca Breaker corrects himself and walks this way
[05:24:30 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : WHY IS EVERYBODY ON THIS SHOW A FUCKING NINJA
[05:24:35 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : /shot
[05:24:58 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Because Ninjas are awesome
[05:25:14 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ninjas are only awesome when used in moderation
[05:25:21 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and when they are actual ninjas
[05:25:52 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Actual ninjas are mediocore
[05:25:58 01/05/11] Synne Reed : I ish not a ninja O_O
[05:26:20 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : When you got Ninjas that are shooting fire balls out from the mouths that is awesome
[05:26:24 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I hate naruto and bleach
[05:26:26 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Breaker
[05:26:32 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Can your Ninjas fight Aliens?
[05:26:32 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : both are full of fillers
[05:26:42 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : If not, i`m not interested
[05:26:46 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Yeah man
[05:26:53 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : ...
[05:26:59 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Ninja's beat those stupid Predators
[05:27:06 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : It's...So...Nerdy...
[05:27:08 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : 0_0
[05:27:21 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : then do something to make it unnerdy
[05:27:30 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : But they didn´t beat bipedal dolphins with tentacles in thier necks and vaginas on their forehead!
[05:27:32 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : They just got plasma and camo that the only reason why there awesome
[05:27:54 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : THAT was reservated to the art of B-movie makeing.
[05:27:55 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : ...
[05:28:07 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : I don't think anyone could beat that
[05:28:18 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : <_<"
[05:28:20 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Derp
[05:28:32 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJeboxwsPuQ&feature=relmfu
[05:29:02 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Vagina's on there foreheads really?
[05:29:12 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Yeah
[05:29:13 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : That's epic
[05:29:17 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Multiple ones too
[05:29:27 01/05/11] Synne Reed : ...
[05:29:28 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : About eight or nine
[05:29:37 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : You can litteratly "Screw there brains out"
[05:30:03 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : snape
[05:30:05 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : snape
[05:30:12 01/05/11] Synne Reed : Severus
[05:30:13 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : severus snape
[05:30:18 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : snape
[05:30:20 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : snape
[05:30:22 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : severus snape
[05:30:23 01/05/11] Synne Reed : snape
[05:30:29 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : snape
[05:30:30 01/05/11] Synne Reed : I like Snape
[05:30:31 01/05/11] Synne Reed : P_P
[05:30:44 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Whats with the Snapes?
[05:30:48 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
[05:30:48 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : severus snape (Dumbledore!)
[05:30:52 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : ROW ROW FIREFLOWER
[05:30:57 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : ROW ROW EISENHOWER
[05:31:05 01/05/11] Synne Reed : >_<
[05:31:08 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : ...
[05:31:12 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Random ass spam?
[05:31:32 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Or is it to move the chat so no one can read my awesome remark?
[05:32:33 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : I guess so.
[05:32:43 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Maybe Integra was just disturbed by the aliens.
[05:33:02 01/05/11] Synne Reed : Young Severus Snape x Young Sirius Black
[05:33:05 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : 7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)~
[05:33:09 01/05/11] Synne Reed : Though .. that went the wrong way
[05:33:12 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : The Predators?
[05:33:24 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take?~
[05:33:34 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : OMG
[05:33:48 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend Friday, Friday Gettin’ down on Friday Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend~
[05:33:49 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : HAH
[05:33:50 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : GOOD JOB
[05:34:00 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : SHIKA FREE AREA
[05:34:03 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : thank you
[05:34:10 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : gad damn
[05:34:13 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : lol
[05:34:15 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Please not Rebecca Black
[05:34:27 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah) Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin’ forward to the weekend
[05:34:31 01/05/11] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol.
[05:34:43 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Anarchy~ Everyone wants to be me, Anarchyyy, yeah~
[05:34:52 01/05/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : 7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly Fun, fun, think about fun You know what it is I got this, you got this My friend is by my right I got this, you got this Now you know it~
[05:34:59 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : A buddy of mine made me listen to the whole song
[05:34:59 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : The rest of the lyrics is too hot for the cbox
[05:35:27 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : I stopped it halfway but damn did it scar me
[05:35:51 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : ...
[05:36:13 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : I swear that song is meant to murder your brain cells
[05:36:42 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : FRIDAY FRIDAY
[05:36:48 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : It's like a torture method used to intteregate people
[05:36:49 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : GOTTA BE FRESH ON A FRIDAY
[05:36:50 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Seras...I love you for singing that...
[05:36:57 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : NOT THAT SONG!
[05:37:01 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : GOD NO!!!
[05:37:02 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : *Interogate
[05:37:05 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Lol, D-City Rock rules
[05:37:18 01/05/11] Synne Reed : ... * Sigh * Friend of mine is once again gonna make use of my .. niceness? And spend the night at my place
[05:37:29 01/05/11] @ Rip Van Winkle : Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck
[05:37:51 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Llama llama cheesecake llama
[05:37:52 01/05/11] * Lindsey McAlistar pats Synne's head again
[05:37:58 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Llama brick potato llama
[05:38:04 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Llama llama mushroom llama
[05:38:07 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Llama llama duck
[05:38:12 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I suppose you want another pint?
[05:38:27 01/05/11] * Naraca Breaker sighs
[05:38:37 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Well guys I'm gonna hit the road
[05:38:43 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Do the impossible seek the invisible
[05:38:46 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Oh wait, you´re going?
[05:38:50 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : It's been fun
[05:39:01 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Yeah I'm leaving for now
[05:39:12 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : 5:38 Am
[05:39:22 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Pulled an all nighter on this thing
[05:39:35 01/05/11] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Bye bye
[05:39:41 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Gotta sleep ya know
[05:40:07 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Anyways, I just hope that I ain't banned the next day
[05:40:19 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : That might be the case
[05:40:22 01/05/11] Cynthia Snayperskaya : But anyways, bye
[05:40:36 01/05/11] Naraca Breaker : Let's do this again sometime eh?

Guest

Lol... This is probably the most Crazy moment ive ever posted... r.r

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[11:23:37 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r.r Demon of wrath is in the house!

[11:23:49 08/05/11] Synne Reed : I knew it!

[11:23:57 08/05/11] Synne Reed : Welcome

[11:24:05 08/05/11] * Synne Reed grins and bows

[11:24:09 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Hey MR OVERPOWERD

[11:24:16 08/05/11] * Asmodeus flicks Lucifer threw the wall* -_-

[11:24:21 08/05/11] * Asmodeus hits

[11:24:40 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r,r Lucifer is actually one of the weaker demons in demonology

[11:24:43 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : If someones skin isnt charred from there bones I will be pissed

[11:24:52 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Demon of Pride aint got that many abilities.

[11:25:16 08/05/11] * Hikaru Hiitachin shoots Joshua between his legs

[11:25:23 08/05/11] * Lucifer walks out of wall

[11:25:34 08/05/11] * Asmodeus the bullet stops on his iron balls

[11:25:38 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r.r Josh fails..

[11:25:50 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Iron skin ftw..

[11:26:13 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Meh, jay, you want my Lucifer sheet? r.r

[11:26:27 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : hey my suit is made of titanium

[11:26:36 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : and steel

[11:26:45 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r.r I can still rip you in half... your limbs arent made of titanium

[11:26:45 08/05/11] Synne Reed : o_o I kinda wanna make a Lucifer sheet, but just for the sake of making itL

[11:26:48 08/05/11] Synne Reed : Lol

[11:26:54 08/05/11] Lucifer : Nah I was only using this as a thing cuase Josh said he was gonna be the next Lucifer

[11:27:02 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Meh.. I barely got my Asmodeus sheet approved

[11:27:25 08/05/11] Asmodeus : -_- No, Im gonna the next lucifer

[11:27:33 08/05/11] Asmodeus : After I make Azreal, the arch angel of death

[11:27:35 08/05/11] Asmodeus : OH WTF

[11:27:42 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : I was chosen the name for DEMON josh as a nickname

[11:27:43 08/05/11] * Godzilla bursts into the cbox roaring

[11:27:50 08/05/11] * Asmodeus tackles Godzilla, having the epic clash of the Titans

[11:27:52 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : NO RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[11:28:08 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : GET ALL THE CHILDREN AND WOMAN OUT NOW

[11:28:18 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : ...

[11:28:19 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton Demon Josh

[11:28:21 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Joshua.

[11:28:22 08/05/11] Asmodeus : I have a character sheet made for just about every mythological creature, demon, and angel made

[11:28:26 08/05/11] Asmodeus : almost

[11:28:39 08/05/11] * Hikaru Hiitachin kicks Joshua right on the spot

[11:28:49 08/05/11] * Godzilla kicks Asmodeus into joshua

[11:28:53 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : HAHAHHA DEMON JOSH CAN NOT BE HURT

[11:28:56 08/05/11] Godzilla : RRRRRWWWWWAAAARRRRRRRRR

[11:29:00 08/05/11] * Asmodeus catches godzillas foot

[11:29:17 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton pulls off Godzillas tail

[11:29:21 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Hi Godzilla, wanna marrie me?

[11:29:23 08/05/11] * Asmodeus throws it back and tackles godzilla, wrestling with the giant lizard destroying all of tokyo in doing soo

[11:29:51 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton smacks godzilla with his own tail

[11:30:22 08/05/11] Asmodeus : I also made a Madara sheet... but thats still a WIP

[11:30:24 08/05/11] * Godzilla squashes Joshua with his tail and begins wrestling Asmodeus

[11:30:43 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Demon josh eats Godzillas tail

[11:30:48 08/05/11] * Asmodeus picks godzilla up and flings him into the water

[11:30:57 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : GODZILLA,

[11:30:59 08/05/11] * Asmodeus walks after godzilla* Oh no ya dunt!

[11:31:08 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Wanna marrie me? ~~ <3

[11:31:22 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton fires his laser from his mouth into godzillas head

[11:31:37 08/05/11] * Asmodeus swims out after godzilla and wrestls underwater, causing tsunamis to rush over the c-box

[11:31:41 08/05/11] * Godzilla fries his atomic breath killing Joshua

[11:32:10 08/05/11] * Godzilla has epic battle with Deu

[11:32:11 08/05/11] Godzilla : *deus

[11:32:26 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : I am not dead yet I shall summon THOR

[11:32:30 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Oh god... I wanna make a animation of that now..

[11:32:36 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Asmodeus vs godzilla..

[11:32:43 08/05/11] Godzilla : RRRRRRRRRRAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR *throws Asmodeus into the air then uses atomic breath and to send him to the moon*

[11:32:50 08/05/11] * Asmodeus picks up thors hammer and uses it to beat godzilla to death

[11:32:54 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : I suppose Godzilla don't wanna marrie

[11:32:57 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : ..

[11:33:01 08/05/11] * Asmodeus gets sent to the moon

[11:33:02 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Marrie me*

[11:33:07 08/05/11] * Hikaru Hiitachin h

[11:33:07 08/05/11] Asmodeus : -_-... well now...

[11:33:14 08/05/11] * Hikaru Hiitachin headdesks

[11:33:17 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Demon josh grabs odins sword and cuts godzillas head off

[11:33:40 08/05/11] * Asmodeus jumps on the moon sending it flying into the earth in a epic explosion, jumps out of the flames and mayhem and breaks godzillas jaw with thors hammer

[11:33:45 08/05/11] Asmodeus : BOOYA!

[11:33:50 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton rescues Asmodeus and brings him back to earth

[11:33:52 08/05/11] * Synne Reed has no inspiration to how she's gonna write her Rp post .. whatsoever

[11:34:26 08/05/11] * Godzilla reataches jaw

[11:34:30 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : wait Asmodeus do you have fire balls or laser or something like that

[11:34:32 08/05/11] Godzilla : Oh bitch you dun it now

[11:34:46 08/05/11] * Asmodeus picks godzilla up and spins him

[11:34:56 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Nope, just my fist, josh

[11:35:03 08/05/11] * Asmodeus throws godzilla threw newyork

[11:35:04 08/05/11] * Godzilla farts on Deus

[11:35:09 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : ah wait give me your hand

[11:35:12 08/05/11] Asmodeus : e.e WTF

[11:35:20 08/05/11] Asmodeus : ILL KILL YOU!

[11:35:38 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton fires laser at Asmodeus hand giveing him FALCON PUNCH

[11:35:45 08/05/11] * Asmodeus crawls up godzillas rectum, threw his intestines, into his gut, threw his chest, and out his throat, ripping his insides up

[11:35:50 08/05/11] Asmodeus : xD

[11:36:03 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Freaking pwned!

[11:36:04 08/05/11] Godzilla : Owo

[11:36:07 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : right you do the falcon punch I will do the disturbed punch

[11:36:11 08/05/11] * Godzilla goes into melt down

[11:36:12 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : on 3

[11:36:24 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : 3!

[11:36:33 08/05/11] * Asmodeus decks godzilla in the face non-stop while hes in melt down

[11:36:46 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton readys Disturbed punch into godzillas face

[11:36:54 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : ...

[11:36:58 08/05/11] * Godzilla explodes taking Joshua with him and giving Deus super cancer

[11:36:59 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Y

[11:37:15 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : ..ö

[11:37:18 08/05/11] * Asmodeus uses megan, ultimate, major, supa, falcon punch into godzillas skull, making him disconnect

[11:37:20 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : That was...

[11:37:20 08/05/11] Asmodeus : BOOYA!

[11:37:36 08/05/11] * Asmodeus has cancer

[11:37:37 08/05/11] Asmodeus : -_-..

[11:37:42 08/05/11] * Asmodeus regeneration cures it

[11:37:49 08/05/11] Neko Jay : Sup

[11:37:49 08/05/11] Asmodeus : DEMON BEATS LIZARD!

[11:37:50 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Godzilla never married me~~ * sad face *

[11:37:53 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Demon josh crawls from the smoke

[11:38:08 08/05/11] Neko Jay : owo why is the cbox destoryed ?

[11:38:26 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : it was godzilla

[11:38:35 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r.r I crawled up godzillas rectum and out his throat... *lifts up a peice of godzillas kidney

[11:38:47 08/05/11] * Asmodeus goes to take a shower

[11:39:09 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : and I crashed into his face

[11:39:25 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton wipes brain off of him

[11:39:27 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Godzilla never married me, * sadface x2 *

[11:39:29 08/05/11] Asmodeus : I also pounded his face in... r.r Josh semi helped..

[11:39:41 08/05/11] * Asmodeus throws godzillas kindey at hikaru

[11:39:46 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Marry that.. -_-

[11:39:48 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Hey I gave you falcon punch

[11:40:00 08/05/11] Asmodeus : I made it better

[11:40:02 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r.r

[11:40:25 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : ...

[11:40:29 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : That's a kidn

[11:40:30 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : y

[11:40:35 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Kidney*

[11:40:38 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Gosh,

[11:40:40 08/05/11] * Godzilla rips Deus heart out

[11:40:43 08/05/11] Godzilla : Sup

[11:40:43 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : My computer is spa

[11:40:44 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : sming out.

[11:40:45 08/05/11] Asmodeus : But it was godzillas

[11:40:52 08/05/11] * Asmodeus has heart ripped out and falls to the ground

[11:40:58 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : HA

[11:41:02 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Take that.

[11:41:03 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : x_x

[11:41:07 08/05/11] * Asmodeus regenerates threw the powers of hell

[11:41:13 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Wait, what just happend?

[11:41:14 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : O_O

[11:41:15 08/05/11] Asmodeus : NINJA GODZILLA

[11:41:22 08/05/11] * Asmodeus tackles godzilla threw a building again

[11:41:23 08/05/11] * Godzilla dissapears

[11:41:23 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton jumps into hell

[11:41:28 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Godzilla is back <3

[11:41:38 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : das mode us case fi aidj

[11:41:45 08/05/11] * Godzilla appears above Asmodeus squishing him

[11:41:45 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : G

[11:41:51 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Fkking.

[11:41:51 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Im making Leviathan next

[11:42:06 08/05/11] * Asmodeus lifts godzilla up and throws him threw the c-box wall

[11:42:09 08/05/11] Godzilla : I am ninja godzilla

[11:42:14 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton pops out of hell a expolison of fire attacking godzilla

[11:42:18 08/05/11] Asmodeus : .

[11:42:19 08/05/11] * Asmodeus runs out after him

[11:42:21 08/05/11] * Godzilla throws a universe shuriken

[11:42:32 08/05/11] * Asmodeus punches threw it

[11:42:35 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : o.o¨´

[11:42:38 08/05/11] Godzilla : NIN NIN *fires atmoic breath at Asm face*

[11:42:39 08/05/11] * Asmodeus then decks Godzilla in the face

[11:42:44 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton uses fire to hold godzilla down

[11:42:57 08/05/11] Asmodeus : /goes flying to the ground, but broke godzillas jaw

[11:43:04 08/05/11] Asmodeus : -_-... overgrown lizard..

[11:43:13 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Asmode we should combine our punchs

[11:43:47 08/05/11] * Asmodeus grabs josh and throws him like a rocket toward godzilla

[11:43:50 08/05/11] Asmodeus : FLY!

[11:43:50 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Godzilla, marrie me?~~ <3

[11:43:55 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton readys Disturbed punch

[11:43:56 08/05/11] Godzilla : Rawr

[11:44:02 08/05/11] * Godzilla flicks Joshua away

[11:44:09 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton hits godzilla like a bullir

[11:44:15 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : bullit

[11:44:24 08/05/11] Asmodeus : bullet**

[11:44:38 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : yes thank you

[11:44:46 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : o,o

[11:44:53 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : >_>

[11:44:57 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin :
[11:45:00 08/05/11] * Godzilla is godzilla and no mere bullet can hurt him

[11:45:20 08/05/11] * Asmodeus picks up the twin towers from ground zero and throws them at godzilla* BOOYA!

[11:45:25 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton comes from godzillas brains and then flys 7 tims into and out godzilla

[11:45:44 08/05/11] * Godzilla swings tail and sends the towers back at Deus

[11:46:01 08/05/11] * Godzilla just voids Josh cause he makes no sense

[11:46:02 08/05/11] * Asmodeus transforms into the leviathan demon, being 8times larger then godzilla and longer.

[11:46:04 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r.r...

[11:46:15 08/05/11] Godzilla : O_O

[11:46:17 08/05/11] * Asmodeus eats godzilla and swallows him

[11:46:22 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton mouth drops

[11:46:31 08/05/11] * Synne Reed goes off to read Cynthia's sheet again

[11:46:38 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Leviathan demon.. Said in the bible to be longer then the earth.

[11:46:50 08/05/11] Asmodeus : almost longer*

[11:46:58 08/05/11] Asmodeus : able to almost surround it

[11:47:04 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r.r Godzilla is a snack..

[11:47:07 08/05/11] * Asmodeus transforms back

[11:47:16 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Y-y-you ate him? WTF?!

[11:47:18 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Powerrangers aint got nothin on me..

[11:47:21 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : x_x

[11:47:24 08/05/11] * Godzilla bursts out of Deus

[11:47:32 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton shoots laser to give Asmodeus more power

[11:47:34 08/05/11] * Asmodeus explodes

[11:47:42 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Aouch.

[11:47:43 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : o_o

[11:47:44 08/05/11] Godzilla : WHY THE FUCK DID I TURN INTO A HUMAN ?

[11:47:49 08/05/11] * Godzilla is now human

[11:47:57 08/05/11] * Hikaru Hiitachin glomps Godzilla

[11:47:58 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton strats chanting and heals Asmodeus

[11:48:04 08/05/11] * Asmodeus transforms with the power of hell to turn into Leviathan again

[11:48:05 08/05/11] Godzilla : Luckly I transfomed with pants on

[11:48:06 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r.r

[11:48:08 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : starts sorry

[11:48:15 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : lol.

[11:48:25 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : wait ITS BABY GODZILLA ONLY THAT ONE CAN

[11:48:26 08/05/11] * Godzilla grabs Hilkaru and runs

[11:48:32 08/05/11] * Asmodeus eats everyone in the c-box with one bite then blows up the c-box and recreates it, maing none of then ever happen

[11:48:33 08/05/11] Godzilla : FUUU HE SUCKS

[11:48:40 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Transform into a humon

[11:48:42 08/05/11] * Asmodeus is in a hammock sleeping

[11:48:42 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : o_o

[11:48:52 08/05/11] Godzilla : O_o

[11:48:55 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : o_o

[11:49:04 08/05/11] Godzilla : <_< wanna make out ? XD

[11:49:05 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : farao

[11:49:08 08/05/11] Asmodeus : zzzzzzzzzzz

[11:49:17 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Gahaha xD

[11:49:38 08/05/11] Godzilla : (A cookie to who gets the referance)

[11:49:39 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : I so made my empire in a RTS Joshuas beaons empire

[11:49:51 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : O_O

[11:50:01 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Cookiee?~~

[11:50:21 08/05/11] Godzilla : <_< OH GOD SHES GONNA REAP ME NOW AHHH *runs away with cookie*

[11:50:22 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : MEIN COKKIE

[11:50:27 08/05/11] Asmodeus : eh..

[11:50:35 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Dont make me get up -_-

[11:50:41 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : I WANT THE COOKIE

[11:50:44 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : X_X

[11:50:45 08/05/11] * Joshua beaton turns into monster cookie josh and chases Godzilla

[11:50:45 08/05/11] Godzilla : NEVA

[11:50:58 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : GIVE ME THE COOKIE!

[11:51:04 08/05/11] * Godzilla transfroms tail and smacks Cookie monster josha away

[11:51:10 08/05/11] Godzilla : NEVAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[11:51:21 08/05/11] Asmodeus : .... -_-

[11:51:25 08/05/11] * Hikaru Hiitachin shoots Godzilla in his back

[11:51:32 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : GIVE ME THE FKKING COOKIE

[11:51:33 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : >_<

[11:51:37 08/05/11] Godzilla : AHHH okay okay *gives Hikaru cookie*

[11:51:38 08/05/11] * Asmodeus tackles godzilla like a football player on crack moving faster then the flash on speed.

[11:51:41 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Cookie monster josh Turns into SPACE GODZILLA

[11:51:44 08/05/11] * Asmodeus sending them both flying into space

[11:51:52 08/05/11] * Godzilla transfroms into normal BADASS form

[11:51:55 08/05/11] * Asmodeus beats the crap out of godzilla as they orbit the earth

[11:51:58 08/05/11] * Hikaru Hiitachin noms on the cookie

[11:52:07 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : :3

[11:52:18 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Space godzilla attacks normal godzilla

[11:52:19 08/05/11] Synne Reed : Posted.

[11:52:22 08/05/11] * Godzilla has epic punching fight with Asm

[11:52:22 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Thank you very much Godzilla~~ x3

[11:52:28 08/05/11] Godzilla : DAMN TWO OF YOU

[11:52:28 08/05/11] * Asmodeus wales on godzilla

[11:52:29 08/05/11] Synne Reed : It got a bit longer than I thought it would, but whatever

[11:52:36 08/05/11] Synne Reed : .. Godzilla?W

[11:52:39 08/05/11] Synne Reed : Wtf?

[11:52:42 08/05/11] * Godzilla fires atomic breath at Space godzilla

[11:52:57 08/05/11] Godzilla : *does godzilla roar*

[11:53:04 08/05/11] * Asmodeus transforms into leviathan again and eats them both.

[11:53:13 08/05/11] Hikaru Hiitachin : Godzilla gave me a cookie. * Childisch voice *

[11:53:25 08/05/11] Asmodeus : r,r I could go allday..

[11:53:28 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Space godzilla turns back into Demon josh

[11:53:54 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : Demon josh jumps outta Asmodeus mouth

[11:54:05 08/05/11] * Godzilla rips out of Leviathans stomack

[11:54:07 08/05/11] Godzilla : Su; Rip

[11:54:11 08/05/11] Godzilla : *Sup

[11:54:16 08/05/11] Asmodeus : Hai rip

[11:54:28 08/05/11] * Godzilla does logic defying drop kick

[11:54:33 08/05/11] @ Rip Van Winkle : hello

[11:54:37 08/05/11] * Asmodeus blows them all away with c-box logic to stop the stupid randomness that had befallen us

[11:54:44 08/05/11] Asmodeus : I win, good game, no rematch

[11:54:48 08/05/11] Joshua beaton : hey

[11:55:04 08/05/11] Godzilla : Its a draw asshole

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[21:18:30] Asmodeus has joined the chat on Sun May 08, 2011 9:18 pm

[21:21:08] Asmodeus : WTF

[21:21:11] Asmodeus : r.r

[21:22:29] Asmodeus : Really?

[21:22:32] Asmodeus : No ones on?

[21:27:58] Sirina Anthony has joined the chat on Sun May 08, 2011 9:27 pm

[21:28:08] @ Sirina Anthony : was posting

[21:28:14] @ Sirina Anthony : how beith you?

[21:28:50] Asmodeus : Good

[21:28:56] Asmodeus : Cant stay long

[21:29:10] Asmodeus : r.r I was hoping to be able to post since im leaving tonight

[21:29:30] Asmodeus : So I dont hold Adara and kristin up in Rp

[21:29:50] Asmodeus : Sup wif you foo'?

[21:30:09] @ Sirina Anthony : leaving tonight?

[21:30:32] Asmodeus : Ja

[21:30:38] Asmodeus : Going to Alaska

[21:30:45] @ Sirina Anthony : where you hea--- aaaaaah

[21:30:46] Asmodeus : r.r Only place my mom and me can get a damn job

[21:30:48] @ Sirina Anthony : what for?

[21:30:55] @ Sirina Anthony : Can you bring me back a rock?

[21:30:56] Asmodeus : ^^

[21:31:03] Asmodeus : o.O A rock?

[21:31:03] @ Sirina Anthony : oooh

[21:31:11] @ Sirina Anthony : Welp, have fun with the new mining company up there.

[21:31:16] @ Sirina Anthony : Yes

[21:31:17] Asmodeus : e.e Sure....?

[21:31:19] @ Sirina Anthony : I like rocks.

[21:31:27] Asmodeus : r.r Never knew

[21:31:57] Asmodeus : Meh, Im fixing the typos in my fanfic also.. r.r re-read it and it was filled with them

[21:32:27] @ Sirina Anthony : lol

[21:33:04] @ Sirina Anthony : If I give you spray paint, will you go to the mining companys trailer and spray paint a big yellow wanker on the side? Right over the company name?

[21:33:19] @ Sirina Anthony : Doesn't even have to be an erection.

[21:33:25] @ Sirina Anthony : Just so long as it's yellow

[21:33:27] @ Sirina Anthony : and a wanker.

[21:33:30] @ Sirina Anthony : =)

[21:33:44] Asmodeus : xD

[21:33:55] Asmodeus : Hell yea!

[21:34:06] Asmodeus : I might post the fanfic on the Fanfic area to

[21:34:07] Asmodeus : brb.

[21:34:21] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao aaaaah I hate those people ^ ^ **Hands *Asmodeus yellow spray paint

[21:34:46] Asmodeus : Damn.. Gtg

[21:34:52] * Asmodeus takes paint and runs like hell

[21:34:55] Asmodeus is Disconnected on Sun May 08, 2011 9:34 pm

[21:34:59] @ Sirina Anthony : SAFE TRAVLES!

[21:35:02] @ Sirina Anthony : *TRAVELS

[21:35:08] * Sirina Anthony waves

[21:35:23] @ Sirina Anthony : Asmodeus! You forgot the green for the VAGINA!

[21:35:42] @ Sirina Anthony : WHAT ABOUT THE MAN-GINA!?

[21:35:57] Asmodeus has joined the chat on Sun May 08, 2011 9:35 pm

[21:36:03] Asmodeus : r.r was false alarm

[21:36:05] @ Sirina Anthony : GREEN!

[21:36:09] * Sirina Anthony tosses .....

[21:36:12] Asmodeus : O_o the wha?!

[21:36:12] @ Sirina Anthony : Nevermind!

[21:36:25] @ Sirina Anthony : forget those words up there

[21:36:27] @ Sirina Anthony : >_>

[21:36:29] Asmodeus : r.r You scare me sometimes..

[21:36:39] @ Sirina Anthony : Have you seen Old Grey?

[21:36:41] Asmodeus : gtg

[21:36:46] Demira Temujin has joined the chat on Sun May 08, 2011 9:36 pm

[21:36:49] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[21:36:51] @ Sirina Anthony : GREEN!

[21:36:54] @ Sirina Anthony : TAKE THE GREEN PAINT!

[21:37:00] @ Sirina Anthony : MAKE THE MANGINA!

[21:37:17] @ Sirina Anthony : Hello Mira.

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Sirina Anthony wrote:: [21:18:30]
[21:36:49] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[21:36:51] @ Sirina Anthony : GREEN!

[21:36:54] @ Sirina Anthony : TAKE THE GREEN PAINT!

[21:37:00] @ Sirina Anthony : MAKE THE MANGINA!

Do you love me? Could you learn to love me? I'm Old Gregg. Lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4

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Because I could.

[15:38:44] Kachiri Ferreira has joined the chat on Wed May 11, 2011 3:38 pm

[15:38:59] Kachiri Ferreira : WRENN

[15:39:04] Kachiri Ferreira : WRENN

[15:39:07] Kachiri Ferreira : WRENN

[15:39:16] Kachiri Ferreira : WRENNWRENNWRENN

[15:39:31] * Kachiri Ferreira begins to sing the Wrenn song.

[15:39:45] Kachiri Ferreira : Wrenny-Wrenn Wrenn

[15:40:00] Kachiri Ferreira : WrennWRENN Wennery Wrenn

[15:40:18] * Kachiri Ferreira does a little dance to go along with it.

[15:40:38] Kachiri Ferreira : Wrenn Wrenn WREnn WRenny Wrenn

[15:42:15] Kachiri Ferreira : Wrenn WReNN

[15:42:29] Kachiri Ferreira : La-la-la Wrenny Wrenny Wrenn

[15:42:59] Kachiri Ferreira : Do-wop dum dee dum Wrenn oh Wrenn

[15:45:33] Kachiri Ferreira : Lord what you're doing to me

[15:45:47] Kachiri Ferreira : I have spent all my years in believing in Wrenn

[15:45:58] Kachiri Ferreira : But I just can't get no relief, Lord!

[15:46:10] Kachiri Ferreira : Somebody, somebody!

[15:46:31] Kachiri Ferreira : Can anybody find me somebody like Wrenn?

[15:47:44] Kachiri Ferreira : A modern-day warrior

[15:47:53] Kachiri Ferreira : Mean mean stride,

[15:48:07] Kachiri Ferreira : Today's Wrenn

[15:48:16] Kachiri Ferreira : Mean mean pride.

[15:49:12] Kachiri Ferreira : Today's Wrenn

[15:49:19] Kachiri Ferreira : He gets high on you,

[15:49:38] Kachiri Ferreira : And the space Wrenn invades

[15:49:49] Kachiri Ferreira : Wrenn gets by on you.

[15:50:04] * Kachiri Ferreira continues the song mash-up of the Wrenn summoning.

[15:52:31] Kachiri Ferreira is Disconnected on Wed May 11, 2011 3:52 pm

[15:58:26] Kachiri Ferreira has joined the chat on Wed May 11, 2011 3:58 pm

[16:00:11] Kachiri Ferreira : Making love making love for

[16:00:18] Kachiri Ferreira : Making love for two making love for two minutes

[16:00:36] Kachiri Ferreira : When it?s with Wrenn girl you only need two minutes

[16:01:00] Kachiri Ferreira : Because Wrenn's so intense

[16:01:47] Kachiri Ferreira : Mm ba ba de

[16:01:53] Kachiri Ferreira : Um bum ba de

[16:02:00] Kachiri Ferreira : Um bu bu bum da de

[16:02:22] Kachiri Ferreira : Wrenn pushing down on me

[16:02:54] Kachiri Ferreira : Pressing down on you no man ask for

[16:03:17] Kachiri Ferreira : Under Wrenn - that burns a building down

[16:04:20] Kachiri Ferreira : Are you gonna take me home tonight?

[16:04:28] Kachiri Ferreira : Oh, down beside that red firelight;

[16:04:33] Adam Mercer has joined the chat on Wed May 11, 2011 4:04 pm

[16:04:36] Kachiri Ferreira : Are you gonna let it all hang out?

[16:04:44] Adam Mercer : Hello/

[16:04:54] Kachiri Ferreira : Wrenn, You make the rockin' world go round.

[16:04:58] Kachiri Ferreira : Yo

[16:05:00] Adam Mercer : Writing song lyrics, are we?

[16:05:24] Kachiri Ferreira : Sort of. It was supposed to be a Wrenn summoning, but I
suppose he is indisposed at the moment.

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Wed May 11, 2011 11:46 pm

[23:29:46] Father Alexander Anderson has joined the chat on Wed May 11, 2011 11:29 pm

[23:29:52] Kachiri Ferreira : YOU

[23:30:07] Kachiri Ferreira : And what bot?

[23:30:40] @ Father Alexander Anderson : little over an hour frok home. sooo tired

[23:31:00] Kachiri Ferreira : I bet. How goes thus far?

[23:31:07] @ Father Alexander Anderson : must keep driving.

[23:31:32] Wrenn has joined the chat on Wed May 11, 2011 11:31 pm

[23:31:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : must make sandman look pike an ass

[23:31:46] Kachiri Ferreira : You are on your phone and driving...bad boy.

[23:32:01] Wrenn : Hypocrite!

[23:32:06] Fausta Adler has joined the chat on Wed May 11, 2011 11:32 pm

[23:32:14] Fausta Adler : GOD DAMN THAT WOMAN!

[23:32:16] @ Father Alexander Anderson : remember the feepijg rememher the dwyyyyy

[23:32:17] Fausta Adler is Disconnected on Wed May 11, 2011 11:32 pm

[23:32:17] Kachiri Ferreira : I am no such thing.

[23:32:24] Kachiri Ferreira : ACK

[23:32:28] Kachiri Ferreira : ....

[23:32:29] Wrenn : Yes'm. Yes'm you are.

[23:32:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : mah stone heart wuz breaking mqh love rwn qwayy

[23:33:06] @ Father Alexander Anderson : blay blaah boah boqh

[23:33:06] * Kachiri Ferreira facelpalms

[23:33:41] @ Father Alexander Anderson : be mah bad boy be mah man blah blwh bpqh blaj blqh bpqh bpa boq

[23:33:53] Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello all you people

[23:34:02] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I won my first chess game!

[23:34:03] Lindsey McAlistar has joined the chat on Wed May 11, 2011 11:34 pm

[23:34:12] * Father Alexander Anderson needs coffee

[23:34:22] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Back

[23:34:22] Kachiri Ferreira : Yo Lindsey

[23:34:54] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok

[23:34:58] @ Lindsey McAlistar : SO what's up?

[23:35:00] @ Father Alexander Anderson : good news everyone

[23:35:01] Integra F. W. Hellsing : 1st thing

[23:35:17] Integra F. W. Hellsing : We have a troll named Rawwr Neko

[23:35:22] Integra F. W. Hellsing : 2nd thing

[23:35:34] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Some thing named not advertised a chatroom

[23:35:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : fuck sc&ool! i get to gopf tomorrow!

[23:35:53] * Integra F. W. Hellsing splashes cold water on tyler

[23:36:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : deleted the bott chat thing already

[23:36:11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then shoves two chick-o-sticks down his throat, and a can of dr. pepper.

[23:36:24] Kachiri Ferreira : lol tegs nice

[23:36:31] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ill go cat hunting tomorrow

[23:36:41] Kachiri Ferreira : And Amrit took care of most of the Neko crap

[23:36:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Kil actually wanted to troll back

[23:36:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he said "I just love to rape nekos"

[23:36:56] Kachiri Ferreira : At least for now.

[23:37:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : u know what sounds good 4ight now?

[23:37:13] Integra F. W. Hellsing : what?

[23:37:20] Wrenn : Ambien and booze?

[23:37:29] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and are you really texting and driving?

[23:37:36] @ Lindsey McAlistar : So...

[23:37:37] Integra F. W. Hellsing : or are you just stopped or something?

[23:37:37] Wrenn : And cheezits

[23:38:04] @ Father Alexander Anderson : mountain dew, xbox, oatmeal cream pies, and a drunk sorority girl

[23:38:19] Kachiri Ferreira : I love you Andy.

[23:38:24] Integra F. W. Hellsing : if you want a drunk sorority girl why did you leave campus?

[23:38:28] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Sounds like a fun night to me Father.

[23:38:33] * Father Alexander Anderson has none of tue.above atm

[23:38:33] Integra F. W. Hellsing : McCocksuckington is more than willing

[23:38:39] Kachiri Ferreira : lol

[23:38:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : they kickeed ke out!!!!!

[23:39:02] Kachiri Ferreira : And I have the same question as Tegs.

[23:39:15] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Be the bad thing about doing her would be is that she wouldn't be tight at all down there

[23:39:15] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i wuz lioe parties nao!

[23:39:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing : She would be all sagging and stuff

[23:39:43] @ Lindsey McAlistar : So...Anderson is drunk?

[23:39:47] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and they were pike oh no jes too awesome for our soxks

[23:39:51] Integra F. W. Hellsing : we don't know

[23:40:01] Integra F. W. Hellsing : but I am so saving this

[23:40:13] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and i wuz lioe fuck you i finisued mah test

[23:40:31] @ Lindsey McAlistar : ...KACHIRI!

[23:40:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : so tjey said fine mr awesokepamts. gohome

[23:40:42] Integra F. W. Hellsing : think if we give him a blow up doll he'll be happy?

[23:40:43] Kachiri Ferreira : LINDSEY!

[23:40:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Maybe even one of those silicon vigina molds they have at adult stores?

[23:41:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and thats how igot here

[23:41:09] Kachiri Ferreira : Oh god tegs. Don't give him ideas.

[23:41:13] Kachiri Ferreira : TEGS

[23:41:16] Kachiri Ferreira : I said no ideas.

[23:41:21] Wrenn : Warm washcloth with some lube should do it

[23:41:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : get mah motor running

[23:41:26] * Integra F. W. Hellsing throws a blow up doll at tyler

[23:41:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : gey up on dah highway

[23:41:44] @ Lindsey McAlistar : ...

[23:41:44] Kachiri Ferreira : ...

[23:41:48] Integra F. W. Hellsing : meabh it's my job to give people ideas.

[23:41:52] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I don't even...

[23:42:01] Kachiri Ferreira : Well, DON'T. Is bad!

[23:42:14] Kachiri Ferreira : I am with Lindsey on this one.

[23:42:16] Wrenn : When all else fails, go to a gas station, buy one of the tuna, egg, or chicken salad sandwiches they have, heat it up in the microwave, then have fun making it your best friend for the rest of the night.

[23:42:18] Integra F. W. Hellsing : maybe but I'm laughing my ass off

[23:42:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : lookin fer adventures

[23:42:38] @ Lindsey McAlistar : HOORAY!

[23:42:52] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Someone finally agrees with me besides Anderson.

[23:42:53] Wrenn : Nothing more adventurous than sailing on the seven seas with your gang plank stuffed in a tuna sammich, matey!

[23:42:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and a.super special kay-mart

[23:42:55] Wrenn : Arrr!

[23:43:03] * Kachiri Ferreira is literally giggling to herself whilst trying not to wake the entire household.

[23:43:12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : boooorn to be miiiiiild

[23:43:33] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok the blow up doll didn't work

[23:43:39] * Kachiri Ferreira hides behind Lindsey.

[23:43:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : thank you fuck you tue vilpain has arived

[23:43:52] Wrenn : Telling you. Never fails.

[23:43:57] Kachiri Ferreira : What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. Andy.

[23:44:08] @ Lindsey McAlistar : 0_o

[23:44:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok fine we'll go with wrenn's idea

[23:44:16] @ Father Alexander Anderson : wrong question

[23:44:20] Wrenn : *fist pump*

[23:44:25] Kachiri Ferreira : k

[23:44:27] Wrenn : Game winner, baby!

[23:44:31] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives tyler an tuna egg sandwich and some lube

[23:44:38] Kachiri Ferreira : What ISN'T wrong with him?

[23:44:40] * Lindsey McAlistar hides behind Kachiri as she hides behind me...Make sense of that

[23:44:46] @ Father Alexander Anderson : the correct answer is cognitive dissonence!

[23:44:59] Kachiri Ferreira : Oh lord.

[23:45:05] Wrenn : The correct answer is tuna dick sammich. Get on that shit.

[23:45:14] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Lol

[23:45:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I don't have a dick so I can't

[23:45:23] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Not loling at you Wrenn

[23:45:26] @ Father Alexander Anderson : cell phone make angru beepy noises. time fer stealin o compiters!

[23:45:27] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I hate tuna...

[23:45:34] Kachiri Ferreira : Fuck you, Lindsey. *hides behind....Andy and his tunafish sammich*

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Wed May 11, 2011 11:55 pm

[23:46:01] @ Lindsey McAlistar : THE FUCK!?

[23:46:10] Wrenn : It's like running up to Bigfoot, slapping a warm tuna sandwich in his hand and ky in the other and expecting everything to go as planned.

[23:46:17] Wrenn : I bet Dianne Fossey didn't go through this shit.

[23:46:20] * Lindsey McAlistar walks of grumbling...

[23:46:25] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Tuna fucks me over again

[23:46:31] Integra F. W. Hellsing : probably not wren

[23:46:35] Integra F. W. Hellsing : But you never know

[23:46:43] Wrenn : Well, HE is supposed to be fucking the tuna over

[23:46:44] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pokes tyler

[23:46:45] Wrenn : And over

[23:46:47] Wrenn : and over again

[23:46:48] * Kachiri Ferreira licks Lindsey.

[23:47:02] Kachiri Ferreira : At least you don't TASTE of tuna.

[23:47:03] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he went silent

[23:47:17] Wrenn : IT WORKED!

[23:47:18] Integra F. W. Hellsing : maybe he's finally giving himself some loving.

[23:47:20] Kachiri Ferreira : Well...you KNOW why, don't you?

[23:47:21] @ Lindsey McAlistar : WOOT!

[23:47:27] Wrenn : The beast is in the boudoir as it were

[23:47:57] * Kachiri Ferreira feels like molesting something now, but has to choose carefully.

[23:48:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing : if you molest me Henry will be mad

[23:48:48] Wrenn : *raises hands*

[23:48:48] Kachiri Ferreira : Ok, so one down.

[23:48:57] Wrenn : I have no qualms with being molested by a woman.

[23:49:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : well there you go

[23:49:37] Wrenn : Just let me put this tuna sammich away...*wipes hands*

[23:49:43] @ Lindsey McAlistar : <_<"

[23:50:28] Kachiri Ferreira : Uhm....

[23:50:40] Kachiri Ferreira : I dunno how I feel about the tuna thing....

[23:50:40] * Lindsey McAlistar is in anticipation on seeing who will be molested

[23:50:59] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lindsey doesn't like tuna

[23:51:01] Integra F. W. Hellsing : remember?

[23:51:04] Integra F. W. Hellsing : So he's tuna free

[23:51:21] @ Lindsey McAlistar : 0_o"

[23:51:45] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sprinkles glitter behind mical so it looks like those anime sparkle things

[23:52:43] Kachiri Ferreira : lololol

[23:52:53] Kachiri Ferreira : This is true..he IS tuna free....

[23:53:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : don't stopp

[23:53:06] Wrenn : *eats his tuna*

[23:53:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beliebinh

[23:53:09] Wrenn : There. Tuna free.

[23:53:16] * Kachiri Ferreira grabs Lindsey and drags him to the back room to do all sorts of terrible things to him.

[23:53:18] Integra F. W. Hellsing : the hell?

[23:53:22] @ Father Alexander Anderson : hold on to your best friendf's labtops1114

[23:53:24] Wrenn : Baw.

[23:53:34] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wha? lmao

[23:53:48] @ Lindsey McAlistar : 0_o"

[23:54:04] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I don't even know what that woman is doing...

[23:54:14] @ Father Alexander Anderson : here comes the BOOM!

[23:54:32] Wrenn : It's called a chore boy and yes it's made of steel wool and yes that's going in your pee hole.

[23:54:42] * Father Alexander Anderson sdwould plays the drums if he dahd drums but he doesn't have drums so he van't play fdrums

[23:54:59] Wrenn : Would if he could, but he can't so he won't.

[23:55:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : he ghet's it.

[23:55:25] * Father Alexander Anderson points at lindesy

[23:55:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : what's youre excuse/

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu May 12, 2011 12:03 am

[23:55:42] Wrenn : <- Is awesome.

[23:55:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I THOUGHT SO@Q

[23:55:50] @ Lindsey McAlistar : WHAT!?

[23:55:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : rofl

[23:56:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : WHATq

[23:56:06] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I'll be right back actually...

[23:56:07] @ Father Alexander Anderson : IS THAT ENGLISH

[23:56:07] @ Lindsey McAlistar : >_>"

[23:56:14] @ Lindsey McAlistar : KACHIRI!

[23:56:15] @ Father Alexander Anderson : do the y speak english in what?

[23:56:20] Kachiri Ferreira : LINDSEY!

[23:56:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : say kachiri one more time!@

[23:56:23] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Wait on me...I'm curious how this plays out.

[23:56:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wrenn the tuna sandwich didn't work

[23:56:31] @ Father Alexander Anderson : sahy kachiri one more fucking time

[23:56:32] @ Father Alexander Anderson : 1

[23:56:33] Kachiri Ferreira : ....

[23:56:43] Wrenn : Worked for me! I feel satisfied

[23:56:49] Kachiri Ferreira : ....

[23:56:57] Integra F. W. Hellsing : well it didn't for him

[23:56:59] Integra F. W. Hellsing : so now what?

[23:57:04] * Father Alexander Anderson would bust a cap in somebody's ass ig he had a cap to busty or the means to make good on that threat but he soed snot

[23:57:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : maybe.....just maybe.......

[23:57:36] Integra F. W. Hellsing : You think if we put meabh in a dominatrix outfit and put her with tyler it'll work?

[23:57:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : tyler has a thing for being whipped

[23:57:49] * Kachiri Ferreira apparently has to wait for Lindsey for some reason.

[23:57:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : or dominated as I've observed in the past

[23:58:01] Kachiri Ferreira : Wait...what?

[23:58:01] @ Father Alexander Anderson : He dfoes noty1

[23:58:27] Kachiri Ferreira : And just because I have done it before doesn't mean I will do it again...

[23:58:27] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Tyleer has a thing for the reverse cowgirl position zuv he cvan be lazy andf stuff

[23:58:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but you'll meber knoweQ

[23:58:52] @ Father Alexander Anderson : NEVBA!

[23:59:01] Kachiri Ferreira : Reverse cowgirl is lazy? Since when?

[23:59:10] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no

[23:59:13] Integra F. W. Hellsing : He said he's lazy

[23:59:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and thus likes it when the girl does everything

[23:59:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : nibg bimng bing

[23:59:28] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he likes to be ridden is what he's saying

[23:59:46] @ Father Alexander Anderson : winner winner chicken dinner for everygbodyh

[00:00:06] Wrenn : I love reverse cowgirl. Omg

[00:00:12] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I personally dont see how anyone can do that I would get tired

[00:00:41] Wrenn : Well, they sit on your lap, then they turn around and bam bam bam

[00:00:45] * Father Alexander Anderson cvangt hug a pillow so he will hug tje arm rest

[00:01:08] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you can't make love to the arm rest angelus

[00:01:22] Integra F. W. Hellsing : the only way that would happen is if you let it ram you

[00:01:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : that's what they said to hugh heffner when he got athe hots for a bnunnu

[00:01:43] @ Father Alexander Anderson : loook at him now~

[00:01:58] @ Father Alexander Anderson : squiggly tyhinh is supposed to bne anb ecvlamation point

[00:02:14] Integra F. W. Hellsing : did not understand that one

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu May 12, 2011 12:17 am

[00:02:33] Kachiri Ferreira : I think I got it.

[00:02:47] Wrenn : I'll translate: Squiggly thing (the tilde) is supposed to be an exclamation point.

[00:02:51] @ Father Alexander Anderson : that's whhat t;hey said to hugh heffner when he got the hots fgor a bunny rtabbit

[00:02:55] Kachiri Ferreira : And yes, Reverse cowgirl is fun, but standing from behind is better.

[00:02:55] Wrenn : Thusly, "Loook at him now!"

[00:03:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : haha

[00:03:15] Wrenn : I got your back, man.

[00:03:20] Wrenn : I'm on ambien, so It's all good.

[00:03:36] Kachiri Ferreira : I've noticed, Wrenn....

[00:03:51] * Kachiri Ferreira looks at her mobile phone, back to Wrenn.

[00:03:52] Wrenn : Shash yer fash, wash!

[00:03:57] * Father Alexander Anderson friennd wantys him to stop stealing his labtop

[00:04:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : q

[00:04:05] * Father Alexander Anderson friend can go suck it

[00:05:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : apparently you want someone else to suck it too

[00:05:33] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm sure you can find a good whore for cheap out in the gas stations.

[00:05:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : or the truck stops

[00:06:11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : noooooooooooooooooooood

[00:06:21] @ Father Alexander Anderson : bad ideas

[00:06:30] * Kachiri Ferreira offers him a blow up doll.

[00:06:44] Kachiri Ferreira : And it comes with lube as well.

[00:06:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : well you're the one who said you wanted a drunk sorority girl

[00:06:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i wannacuddle, i don't want virusess

[00:06:51] Kachiri Ferreira : haHA

[00:06:58] Kachiri Ferreira : Damn caps lock.

[00:07:06] Kachiri Ferreira : Andy, you should be on MSN

[00:07:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : cuddle the blow up doll

[00:07:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i can't

[00:07:32] Kachiri Ferreira : NOOOOOOO

[00:07:36] @ Father Alexander Anderson : stupidf firens doesn't have it on shi f stupi laptop

[00:08:43] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives angelus a playboy magazine

[00:09:00] Kachiri Ferreira : meebo dear. meebo

[00:09:02] * Father Alexander Anderson reads the artivles

[00:09:21] @ Father Alexander Anderson : what is jeebo anyway?

[00:09:26] Kachiri Ferreira : The articles are actually really good.

[00:09:34] Kachiri Ferreira : Nevermind.

[00:09:37] Integra F. W. Hellsing : meebo is a webmessenger

[00:09:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i've bee n meanign to ask that

[00:09:40] Kachiri Ferreira : It would take too long to explain.

[00:09:45] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you can use any messenger on it

[00:09:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : fancy

[00:11:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : first thing I'm gonna do whhen I get home is jop in bed

[00:11:16] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and thden I'm gonna huggle it

[00:11:24] Lindsey McAlistar has been disconnected the Thu May 12, 2011 12:11 am (session timeout)

[00:11:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : huggle it like nappa heggles little kitties

[00:11:35] Integra F. W. Hellsing : then get friendly with an apple pie?

[00:11:39] * Kachiri Ferreira hugs Andy.

[00:11:44] @ Father Alexander Anderson : vept without the excplosions

[00:11:44] Kachiri Ferreira : Oh lawd.

[00:11:56] * Father Alexander Anderson iriguhs kach

[00:12:53] * Father Alexander Anderson prefers ke y lime pie

[00:13:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it reminds me of the beechf

[00:13:37] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i lovbe the beach. evettyyhinh's beeter there

[00:13:43] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beech bolleyball

[00:13:47] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach ftissbee

[00:13:56] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach sovvor

[00:14:02] Kachiri Ferreira : WHAR IS LINDSEY?

[00:14:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach kickbocxing

[00:14:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach swimming

[00:14:15] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach combinh

[00:14:23] Kachiri Ferreira : I hope to god someone is saving this.

[00:14:26] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach try and pick up girls

[00:14:29] Integra F. W. Hellsing : You're really thinking about the girls in bikinis aren't you?

[00:14:34] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I am

[00:14:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beachh iceceream

[00:14:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I've already posted like three things

[00:14:49] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ...bikinis...

[00:14:58] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i should but one og those

[00:15:00] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Just think tyler

[00:15:04] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Down in brazil

[00:15:06] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it'd be the ultimeate pick up line

[00:15:07] Integra F. W. Hellsing : They were thongs

[00:15:14] Integra F. W. Hellsing : thongs out in public

[00:15:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : "heu miss I lost my sister. this is ber bnikini"

[00:15:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : "mind tyr8ing it on so I vcan' see if your gher?

[00:16:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and thne she'd be like "suere, you're really persuacive and handsome anbd stuff."

[00:16:13] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and then we'd have sec....

[00:16:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ...and it would be great for everyone imbolved

[00:16:28] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ...EBEM UOU@

[00:16:35] @ Father Alexander Anderson : *YOU!

[00:16:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : cause it would be out in public?

[00:16:46] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and then all over youtube?

[00:17:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I love youtune

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu May 12, 2011 12:23 am

[00:17:20] Wrenn has joined the chat on Thu May 12, 2011 12:17 am

[00:17:21] Neko Jay has joined the chat on Thu May 12, 2011 12:17 am

[00:17:32] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb

[00:17:34] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I found a bideo ovb a polar bear destrouing the world wit a hovkey stick

[00:17:39] Integra F. W. Hellsing : jay welcome to the craziness

[00:18:00] Neko Jay : Nothing new then X3

[00:18:02] * Father Alexander Anderson vblows rtasbertties

[00:18:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh now

[00:18:23] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no*

[00:18:23] * Kachiri Ferreira hops into Heinkel's hammock to escape the nutty priest,

[00:18:26] Integra F. W. Hellsing : this is special

[00:18:29] Kachiri Ferreira : Or should I say naughty?

[00:18:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Because Tyler is really off the deep end tonight

[00:18:48] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you can't escapre mne in mah own hammock

[00:18:51] Integra F. W. Hellsing : both meabh

[00:18:53] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I invented that things

[00:18:54] Neko Jay : owO

[00:19:02] Integra F. W. Hellsing : jay

[00:19:06] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm like ghod in that hammock@

[00:19:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : cept without the day og reast parts

[00:19:20] Integra F. W. Hellsing : real quick go to the crazy cbox moment and look for the first post I posted tonight on there

[00:19:22] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I dont't reast.

[00:19:26] @ Father Alexander Anderson : EBAWT1

[00:20:22] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it'll explain everything

[00:20:25] @ Father Alexander Anderson : if heinkel was here she'd telll youu that.

[00:20:43] @ Father Alexander Anderson : buttt tha twould involve me hanging mah name anfd tyhaty's alot of work

[00:20:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : so no heinkle tongihsy

[00:21:18] Integra F. W. Hellsing : but if you did then you could play with yourself and have gunking

[00:21:20] Neko Jay : Oh god

[00:21:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing : gunkink*

[23:52:43] Kachiri Ferreira : lololol

[23:52:53] Kachiri Ferreira : This is true..he IS tuna free....

[23:53:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : don't stopp

[23:53:06] Wrenn : *eats his tuna*

[23:53:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beliebinh

[23:53:09] Wrenn : There. Tuna free.

[23:53:16] * Kachiri Ferreira grabs Lindsey and drags him to the back room to do all sorts of terrible things to him.

[23:53:18] Integra F. W. Hellsing : the hell?

[23:53:22] @ Father Alexander Anderson : hold on to your best friendf's labtops1114

[23:53:24] Wrenn : Baw.

[23:53:34] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wha? lmao

[23:53:48] @ Lindsey McAlistar : 0_o"

[23:54:04] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I don't even know what that woman is doing...

[23:54:14] @ Father Alexander Anderson : here comes the BOOM!

[23:54:32] Wrenn : It's called a chore boy and yes it's made of steel wool and yes that's going in your pee hole.

[23:54:42] * Father Alexander Anderson sdwould plays the drums if he dahd drums but he doesn't have drums so he van't play fdrums

[23:54:59] Wrenn : Would if he could, but he can't so he won't.

[23:55:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : he ghet's it.

[23:55:25] * Father Alexander Anderson points at lindesy

[23:55:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : what's youre excuse/

[23:55:42] Wrenn : <- Is awesome.

[23:55:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I THOUGHT SO@Q

[23:55:50] @ Lindsey McAlistar : WHAT!?

[23:55:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : rofl

[23:56:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : WHATq

[23:56:06] @ Lindsey McAlistar : I'll be right back actually...

[23:56:07] @ Father Alexander Anderson : IS THAT ENGLISH

[23:56:07] @ Lindsey McAlistar : >_>"

[23:56:14] @ Lindsey McAlistar : KACHIRI!

[23:56:15] @ Father Alexander Anderson : do the y speak english in what?

[23:56:20] Kachiri Ferreira : LINDSEY!

[23:56:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : say kachiri one more time!@

[23:56:23] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Wait on me...I'm curious how this plays out.

[23:56:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wrenn the tuna sandwich didn't work

[23:56:31] @ Father Alexander Anderson : sahy kachiri one more fucking time

[23:56:32] @ Father Alexander Anderson : 1

[23:56:33] Kachiri Ferreira : ....

[23:56:43] Wrenn : Worked for me! I feel satisfied

[23:56:49] Kachiri Ferreira : ....

[23:56:57] Integra F. W. Hellsing : well it didn't for him

[23:56:59] Integra F. W. Hellsing : so now what?

[23:57:04] * Father Alexander Anderson would bust a cap in somebody's ass ig he had a cap to busty or the means to make good on that threat but he soed snot

[23:57:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : maybe.....just maybe.......

[23:57:36] Integra F. W. Hellsing : You think if we put meabh in a dominatrix outfit and put her with tyler it'll work?

[23:57:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : tyler has a thing for being whipped

[23:57:49] * Kachiri Ferreira apparently has to wait for Lindsey for some reason.

[23:57:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : or dominated as I've observed in the past

[23:58:01] Kachiri Ferreira : Wait...what?

[23:58:01] @ Father Alexander Anderson : He dfoes noty1

[23:58:27] Kachiri Ferreira : And just because I have done it before doesn't mean I will do it again...

[23:58:27] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Tyleer has a thing for the reverse cowgirl position zuv he cvan be lazy andf stuff

[23:58:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : but you'll meber knoweQ

[23:58:52] @ Father Alexander Anderson : NEVBA!

[23:59:01] Kachiri Ferreira : Reverse cowgirl is lazy? Since when?

[23:59:10] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no

[23:59:13] Integra F. W. Hellsing : He said he's lazy

[23:59:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and thus likes it when the girl does everything

[23:59:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : nibg bimng bing

[23:59:28] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he likes to be ridden is what he's saying

[23:59:46] @ Father Alexander Anderson : winner winner chicken dinner for everygbodyh

[00:00:06] Wrenn : I love reverse cowgirl. Omg

[00:00:12] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I personally dont see how anyone can do that I would get tired

[00:00:41] Wrenn : Well, they sit on your lap, then they turn around and bam bam bam

[00:00:45] * Father Alexander Anderson cvangt hug a pillow so he will hug tje arm rest

[00:01:08] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you can't make love to the arm rest angelus

[00:01:22] Integra F. W. Hellsing : the only way that would happen is if you let it ram you

[00:01:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : that's what they said to hugh heffner when he got athe hots for a bnunnu

[00:01:43] @ Father Alexander Anderson : loook at him now~

[00:01:58] @ Father Alexander Anderson : squiggly tyhinh is supposed to bne anb ecvlamation point

[00:02:14] Integra F. W. Hellsing : did not understand that one

[00:02:33] Kachiri Ferreira : I think I got it.

[00:02:47] Wrenn : I'll translate: Squiggly thing (the tilde) is supposed to be an exclamation point.

[00:02:51] @ Father Alexander Anderson : that's whhat t;hey said to hugh heffner when he got the hots fgor a bunny rtabbit

[00:02:55] Kachiri Ferreira : And yes, Reverse cowgirl is fun, but standing from behind is better.

[00:02:55] Wrenn : Thusly, "Loook at him now!"

[00:03:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : haha

[00:03:15] Wrenn : I got your back, man.

[00:03:20] Wrenn : I'm on ambien, so It's all good.

[00:03:36] Kachiri Ferreira : I've noticed, Wrenn....

[00:03:51] * Kachiri Ferreira looks at her mobile phone, back to Wrenn.

[00:03:52] Wrenn : Shash yer fash, wash!

[00:03:57] * Father Alexander Anderson friennd wantys him to stop stealing his labtop

[00:04:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : q

[00:04:05] * Father Alexander Anderson friend can go suck it

[00:05:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : apparently you want someone else to suck it too

[00:05:33] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm sure you can find a good whore for cheap out in the gas stations.

[00:05:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : or the truck stops

[00:06:11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : noooooooooooooooooooood

[00:06:21] @ Father Alexander Anderson : bad ideas

[00:06:30] * Kachiri Ferreira offers him a blow up doll.

[00:06:44] Kachiri Ferreira : And it comes with lube as well.

[00:06:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : well you're the one who said you wanted a drunk sorority girl

[00:06:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i wannacuddle, i don't want virusess

[00:06:51] Kachiri Ferreira : haHA

[00:06:58] Kachiri Ferreira : Damn caps lock.

[00:07:06] Kachiri Ferreira : Andy, you should be on MSN

[00:07:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : cuddle the blow up doll

[00:07:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i can't

[00:07:32] Kachiri Ferreira : NOOOOOOO

[00:07:36] @ Father Alexander Anderson : stupidf firens doesn't have it on shi f stupi laptop

[00:08:43] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives angelus a playboy magazine

[00:09:00] Kachiri Ferreira : meebo dear. meebo

[00:09:02] * Father Alexander Anderson reads the artivles

[00:09:21] @ Father Alexander Anderson : what is jeebo anyway?

[00:09:26] Kachiri Ferreira : The articles are actually really good.

[00:09:34] Kachiri Ferreira : Nevermind.

[00:09:37] Integra F. W. Hellsing : meebo is a webmessenger

[00:09:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i've bee n meanign to ask that

[00:09:40] Kachiri Ferreira : It would take too long to explain.

[00:09:45] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you can use any messenger on it

[00:09:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : fancy

[00:11:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : first thing I'm gonna do whhen I get home is jop in bed

[00:11:16] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and thden I'm gonna huggle it

[00:11:24] Lindsey McAlistar has been disconnected the Thu May 12, 2011 12:11 am (session timeout)

[00:11:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : huggle it like nappa heggles little kitties

[00:11:35] Integra F. W. Hellsing : then get friendly with an apple pie?

[00:11:39] * Kachiri Ferreira hugs Andy.

[00:11:44] @ Father Alexander Anderson : vept without the excplosions

[00:11:44] Kachiri Ferreira : Oh lawd.

[00:11:56] * Father Alexander Anderson iriguhs kach

[00:12:53] * Father Alexander Anderson prefers ke y lime pie

[00:13:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it reminds me of the beechf

[00:13:37] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i lovbe the beach. evettyyhinh's beeter there

[00:13:43] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beech bolleyball

[00:13:47] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach ftissbee

[00:13:56] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach sovvor

[00:14:02] Kachiri Ferreira : WHAR IS LINDSEY?

[00:14:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach kickbocxing

[00:14:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach swimming

[00:14:15] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach combinh

[00:14:23] Kachiri Ferreira : I hope to god someone is saving this.

[00:14:26] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beach try and pick up girls

[00:14:29] Integra F. W. Hellsing : You're really thinking about the girls in bikinis aren't you?

[00:14:34] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I am

[00:14:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beachh iceceream

[00:14:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I've already posted like three things

[00:14:49] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ...bikinis...

[00:14:58] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i should but one og those

[00:15:00] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Just think tyler

[00:15:04] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Down in brazil

[00:15:06] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it'd be the ultimeate pick up line

[00:15:07] Integra F. W. Hellsing : They were thongs

[00:15:14] Integra F. W. Hellsing : thongs out in public

[00:15:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : "heu miss I lost my sister. this is ber bnikini"

[00:15:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : "mind tyr8ing it on so I vcan' see if your gher?

[00:16:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and thne she'd be like "suere, you're really persuacive and handsome anbd stuff."

[00:16:13] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and then we'd have sec....

[00:16:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ...and it would be great for everyone imbolved

[00:16:28] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ...EBEM UOU@

[00:16:35] @ Father Alexander Anderson : *YOU!

[00:16:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : cause it would be out in public?

[00:16:46] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and then all over youtube?

[00:17:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I love youtune

[00:17:18] Wrenn is Disconnected on Thu May 12, 2011 12:17 am

[00:17:20] Wrenn has joined the chat on Thu May 12, 2011 12:17 am

[00:17:21] Neko Jay has joined the chat on Thu May 12, 2011 12:17 am

[00:17:32] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb

[00:17:34] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I found a bideo ovb a polar bear destrouing the world wit a hovkey stick

[00:17:39] Integra F. W. Hellsing : jay welcome to the craziness

[00:18:00] Neko Jay : Nothing new then X3

[00:18:02] * Father Alexander Anderson vblows rtasbertties

[00:18:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh now

[00:18:23] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no*

[00:18:23] * Kachiri Ferreira hops into Heinkel's hammock to escape the nutty priest,

[00:18:26] Integra F. W. Hellsing : this is special

[00:18:29] Kachiri Ferreira : Or should I say naughty?

[00:18:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Because Tyler is really off the deep end tonight

[00:18:48] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you can't escapre mne in mah own hammock

[00:18:51] Integra F. W. Hellsing : both meabh

[00:18:53] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I invented that things

[00:18:54] Neko Jay : owO

[00:19:02] Integra F. W. Hellsing : jay

[00:19:06] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm like ghod in that hammock@

[00:19:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : cept without the day og reast parts

[00:19:20] Integra F. W. Hellsing : real quick go to the crazy cbox moment and look for the first post I posted tonight on there

[00:19:22] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I dont't reast.

[00:19:26] @ Father Alexander Anderson : EBAWT1

[00:20:22] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it'll explain everything

[00:20:25] @ Father Alexander Anderson : if heinkel was here she'd telll youu that.

[00:20:43] @ Father Alexander Anderson : buttt tha twould involve me hanging mah name anfd tyhaty's alot of work

[00:20:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : so no heinkle tongihsy

[00:21:18] Integra F. W. Hellsing : but if you did then you could play with yourself and have gunking

[00:21:20] Neko Jay : Oh god

[00:21:21] Integra F. W. Hellsing : gunkink*

[00:21:27] Neko Jay : Oh dear Alucard

[00:21:31] Kachiri Ferreira : Oooo....gun kink.

[00:21:35] Kachiri Ferreira : Likes.

[00:21:39] @ Father Alexander Anderson : noesss

[00:21:56] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you need two people for hunkin and I never had a yumieaw

[00:21:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : see meabh likes the idea

[00:22:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : maybe meabh can be yumie then

[00:22:13] Integra F. W. Hellsing : idk

[00:22:17] Kachiri Ferreira : Indeed I do.

[00:22:22] Integra F. W. Hellsing : just trying to help your crazy thoughts out

[00:22:28] Kachiri Ferreira : Ooo. I like that idea too.

[00:22:28] @ Father Alexander Anderson : beshidse if Idon't paly ancdersoon then mickje lwill be anderson ad I won't be anderson anywomere

[00:22:43] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and I limke being annderson

[00:22:49] Integra F. W. Hellsing : what if it's just for tonight you change the name?

[00:22:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : i'm ghood at being anderosn

[00:23:02] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ...;

[00:23:07] Integra F. W. Hellsing : or you can just do gunkink as anderson

[00:23:08] @ Father Alexander Anderson : bbleh

[00:23:12] Father Alexander Anderson is Disconnected on Thu May 12, 2011 12:23 am

[00:23:24] Integra F. W. Hellsing : omg is he really going to do it?

[00:23:35] Kachiri Ferreira : Please. I hope he does.

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu May 12, 2011 12:33 am

[00:23:56] Heinkel Wolfe has joined the chat on Thu May 12, 2011 12:23 am

[00:24:04] Kachiri Ferreira : YUS

[00:24:05] Integra F. W. Hellsing : HA

[00:24:14] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ..me wasreally caregul puttinh ythe tyher name

[00:24:24] Meabh Eir has joined the chat on Thu May 12, 2011 12:24 am

[00:24:28] * Neko Jay takes a nap in Heinkels hammok

[00:24:31] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ok

[00:24:35] Neko Jay : Hey Meabh

[00:24:36] * Meabh Eir kicks him out.

[00:24:40] @ Heinkel Wolfe : mother vvuchetr@!!!\

[00:24:54] * Heinkel Wolfe strangles jja. "mah hammock Q!"y

[00:24:57] * Neko Jay takes a nap on the ground

[00:25:03] Neko Jay : OwO

[00:25:13] Integra F. W. Hellsing : jay come over here

[00:25:20] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you don't want to be near that thing

[00:25:21] * Heinkel Wolfe crtackks open jays skull wit a cleaver

[00:25:37] * Neko Jay goes into neko mode avoiding Heinkel

[00:25:49] * Neko Jay runs over to Tegra and hides

[00:25:53] @ Heinkel Wolfe : yea you betyter run

[00:26:01] * Heinkel Wolfe crawls into her hammockd

[00:26:05] * Meabh Eir licks Heinkel.

[00:26:15] Meabh Eir : Well, we too are in here together, it seems.

[00:26:23] * Heinkel Wolfe hugfgles meabh

[00:26:59] @ Heinkel Wolfe : we ate

[00:27:04] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *are

[00:27:18] @ Heinkel Wolfe : what noew//

[00:27:44] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives jay some salmon

[00:28:57] * Neko Jay noms salmon

[00:30:03] Meabh Eir : What would YOU like to do, Ms Wolfe?

[00:30:06] @ Heinkel Wolfe : wooo hhas stop

[00:30:15] @ Heinkel Wolfe : time to stretch mahh legs

[00:30:26] Meabh Eir : Nice. Have fun.

[00:30:29] * Heinkel Wolfe frenches Meabh

[00:30:34] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no he's going to be sobered up now

[00:30:34] @ Heinkel Wolfe : hold that thought

[00:30:41] Integra F. W. Hellsing : nvm

[00:30:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : didn't expect that

[00:31:13] Neko Jay : Owo

[00:31:26] Neko Jay : Hes not gonna sober up for a while

[00:31:35] * Meabh Eir blinks.

[00:31:41] Integra F. W. Hellsing : jay be kind of grateful

[00:31:52] Meabh Eir : What just happened?

[00:32:00] Integra F. W. Hellsing : You just had two female names kiss eachother

[00:32:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : while one is male he is playing heinkel as a female on here

[00:32:17] Integra F. W. Hellsing : so they had a lesbian moment

[00:32:21] Wrenn has been disconnected the Thu May 12, 2011 12:32 am (session timeout)

[00:33:08] Meabh Eir : Yay lesbian moments.

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu May 12, 2011 12:57 am

[00:44:33] * Heinkel Wolfe has retyurned

[00:44:41] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb

[00:45:21] * Meabh Eir snuggles the Heinkel.

[00:45:34] Neko Jay : Wb

[00:45:44] * Heinkel Wolfe gnaws at the napeevck og meabh's n

[00:45:56] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *nape of mmeabh'x neck

[00:46:02] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pulls jay back

[00:46:20] @ Heinkel Wolfe : how come I'm ""the heinkel"?

[00:46:33] Integra F. W. Hellsing : cause you're the man?

[00:47:01] @ Heinkel Wolfe : works for mme.

[00:47:10] * Heinkel Wolfe molesxts meabh

[00:47:23] * Meabh Eir is happily molested.

[00:48:34] Meabh Eir : Wonder how this woks in a hammock>

[00:48:47] Integra F. W. Hellsing : cbox logic

[00:48:53] * Neko Jay hides behind Tegra

[00:48:56] @ Heinkel Wolfe : gives the term swingers a whole nrwe meanign

[00:49:02] Integra F. W. Hellsing : besides how do you think people do it on an airplane?

[00:49:15] Meabh Eir : <.<

[00:49:16] * Heinkel Wolfe nuzzles mmeabh and falls aslep;p

[00:49:21] Meabh Eir : It isn't difficult.

[00:49:41] * Meabh Eir cuddles with the punch drunk/drunk Heinkel.

[00:49:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you're part of the mile high club?

[00:50:05] * Heinkel Wolfe drools.

[00:50:08] @ Heinkel Wolfe : zzz

[00:50:13] @ Heinkel Wolfe : zzsdz\\

[00:50:16] @ Heinkel Wolfe : zzdzd

[00:50:21] @ Heinkel Wolfe : zzz

[00:50:33] Meabh Eir : Oh dear.

[00:50:43] * Meabh Eir glances at Tegs....

[00:50:46] Meabh Eir : Not tellin.

[00:51:08] * Neko Jay pops head out of the side of a wall

[00:51:56] * Heinkel Wolfe mmistakes meabh fro a p;opxivcle

[00:52:03] Neko Jay : Owo

[00:52:08] * Neko Jay hides once more

[00:52:14] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ....tastes like mintt.zaaz\

[00:52:21] Meabh Eir : Uhm..

[00:52:47] Integra F. W. Hellsing : well that's interesting

[00:52:54] Meabh Eir : I think I am being....licked. Or sucked upon.

[00:53:08] Meabh Eir : Either one could be good.

[00:53:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I think the more important thing is where

[00:53:35] Meabh Eir : This is true.

[00:55:05] * Heinkel Wolfe dreams about zrazy asian chicks,red headed irish chicks, angry british ladfies, and coeain

[00:55:25] Meabh Eir : I like the second and last ones.

[00:55:56] @ Heinkel Wolfe : i know uou dfo.

[00:56:02] * Heinkel Wolfe kisses meabj

[00:56:13] * Meabh Eir blinks.

[00:56:21] Lindsey McAlistar has joined the chat on Thu May 12, 2011 12:56 am

[00:56:25] Integra F. W. Hellsing : wow

[00:56:30] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Hello

[00:56:32] * Meabh Eir wonders how far Heinkel wants to go this evening.

[00:56:36] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you came back at an interesting time

[00:56:39] Neko Jay : Hey Lindsey

[00:56:44] Meabh Eir : I am a little curious as to how bad off she is.

[00:56:45] @ Heinkel Wolfe : puppy is back

[00:56:49] Meabh Eir : he*

[00:56:58] Meabh Eir : Yo, Lindsey.

[00:57:01] @ Lindsey McAlistar : -_-"

[00:57:07] Meabh Eir : See, youcould have been part of all this fun. .

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu May 12, 2011 1:06 am

[00:57:30] @ Heinkel Wolfe : i don't wanna be a nagi, i mean a furfy

[00:57:42] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao

[00:57:46] Meabh Eir : lol

[00:57:48] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's ok angelus

[00:57:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : puppies have tiny things

[00:58:05] Integra F. W. Hellsing : they don't have big things like guns do

[00:58:07] @ Lindsey McAlistar : -_-"

[00:58:10] * Meabh Eir snickers.

[00:58:15] @ Lindsey McAlistar : Curse you all

[00:58:21] @ Heinkel Wolfe : puppies are mafe for huglingg. nothing else

[00:58:33] Meabh Eir : Nothin but wuvs to you, Lindsey.

[01:00:04] * Heinkel Wolfe lobes everybody

[01:00:15] @ Heinkel Wolfe : EXCEPT FR FEVARTERQ

[01:00:28] Meabh Eir : ...?

[01:00:43] Integra F. W. Hellsing : don't ask

[01:00:49] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's best that way for now

[01:00:52] * Heinkel Wolfe made t hid life's mission to dfestroy vvarter'sd leife in highshchool

[01:00:56] Meabh Eir : I won't

[01:01:00] * Heinkel Wolfe won that rivalry damnit

[01:01:05] @ Heinkel Wolfe : hahQ

[01:01:08] Meabh Eir : I bet.

[01:01:19] * Heinkel Wolfe goes back to vcuddling meabjh

[01:01:35] * Meabh Eir snuggles Heinkel.

[01:02:36] @ Heinkel Wolfe : fucck my other accounts

[01:02:42] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I should bring back wolfe

[01:02:50] @ Heinkel Wolfe : she wax the best anyway

[01:03:06] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you're not sober right now

[01:03:10] Integra F. W. Hellsing : so don't do anything drastic

[01:03:27] Meabh Eir : I agree with Tegs.

[01:03:48] Meabh Eir : LINDSEY

[01:03:54] @ Heinkel Wolfe : the best decision inn history were mae frunk

[01:04:01] @ Heinkel Wolfe : the marines were founded in a bar

[01:04:18] @ Heinkel Wolfe : the teap ary stated in a bar

[01:04:39] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ulydsdses s grany did eerything in a bar

[01:04:18] @ Heinkel Wolfe : the teap ary stated in a bar

[01:04:39] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ulydsdses s grany did eerything in a bar

[01:04:56] @ Heinkel Wolfe : hitlet staryerd his c a batrayz ass shit in

[01:04:57] Meabh Eir : lol to the truth behind it.

[01:05:32] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Grant also looked embarassing when lee surrendered

[01:05:56] * Heinkel Wolfe fallls asleep ad usefs meabh as a pillow

[01:05:57] Integra F. W. Hellsing : We had dignity

Subject: Re: Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS Thu May 12, 2011 1:30 am

[01:07:06] * Meabh Eir pets Heinkel.

[01:07:15] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm going to get a snack

[01:07:18] * Heinkel Wolfe purrs

[01:07:25] Integra F. W. Hellsing : most of this is saved so if you want to clear you can

[01:07:45] @ Heinkel Wolfe : xp

[01:08:25] * Meabh Eir cuddles closer to Heinkel.

[01:08:56] @ Heinkel Wolfe : you smell like gunpowqder

[01:09:00] Rip Van Winkle has joined the chat on Thu May 12, 2011 1:09 am

[01:09:04] @ Heinkel Wolfe : i approve

[01:09:19] @ Heinkel Wolfe : mmoooooooring riy

[01:10:22] * Rip Van Winkle waves.

[01:10:23] @ Heinkel Wolfe : good newd. I'm almost homeq

[01:10:44] @ Rip Van Winkle : good newd?

[01:10:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he's not sober

[01:10:56] @ Rip Van Winkle : are you drunk?

[01:11:07] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *newws

[01:11:24] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I'm tired. tyher's a diffecern

[01:11:40] Neko Jay has been disconnected the Thu May 12, 2011 1:11 am (session timeout)

[01:11:54] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I don't know you sound the same as when you were just slightly buzzed that time feather

[01:12:12] @ Heinkel Wolfe : buzzed plus really really tired foed not ewqual drunk

[01:12:13] * Meabh Eir hands Heinkel her gun to snuggle with too.

[01:12:39] @ Heinkel Wolfe : /lme doesnt haver cears

[01:12:41] Meabh Eir : Better than a plushie.

[01:12:41] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it kind of does if the alcohol makes you tired

[01:12:44] @ Heinkel Wolfe : hatrefd f sigs

[01:13:08] Neko Jay has joined the chat on Thu May 12, 2011 1:13 am

[01:13:17] @ Heinkel Wolfe : it was my last dah on vampus. i was allowed to have some gun.

[01:13:21] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *fun

[01:13:27] Meabh Eir : welcome back

[01:13:32] Neko Jay : Ty

[01:14:30] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ooh thhat reminds me

[01:14:33] @ Heinkel Wolfe : tegs

[01:14:48] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ii got my old avatar back. I had tsss.eh happine

[01:14:50] Integra F. W. Hellsing : hm?

[01:15:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you had what?

[01:15:49] Meabh Eir : I think he means he has the happy.

[01:15:54] @ Heinkel Wolfe : yesh

[01:15:59] Integra F. W. Hellsing : aaaaah ok

[01:16:57] @ Heinkel Wolfe : i owe you a marcus post.

[01:17:08] @ Heinkel Wolfe : i shoulfd do tha

[01:18:36] Meabh Eir : perhaps tomorrow,

[01:18:48] Meabh Eir : When you are less....uninhibited.

[01:18:58] Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[01:19:16] @ Heinkel Wolfe : this wy ill be in character a

[01:20:16] @ Rip Van Winkle : .

[01:21:39] Meabh Eir : ...

[01:22:26] * Heinkel Wolfe pushex meabh's cheeks up in a smile.

[01:22:49] @ Heinkel Wolfe : i knew you knew it wax a good idea

[01:23:06] Neko Jay : .

[01:23:08] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>

[01:23:50] * Meabh Eir gives him a deadpan smile.

[01:24:09] * Meabh Eir then proceeds to kiss him.

[01:24:14] Meabh Eir : So there.

[01:24:21] @ Heinkel Wolfe : deadpan jus reaminds me of deadpool

[01:24:27] * Heinkel Wolfe is kissed

[01:24:38] @ Heinkel Wolfe : just keeps geytting better

[01:25:19] Neko Jay is Disconnected on Thu May 12, 2011 1:25 am

[01:26:40] @ Heinkel Wolfe : laptop is about to diee

[01:26:54] @ Heinkel Wolfe : time for me to sya gightoodn

[01:27:04] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *goodnight

[01:27:27] @ Heinkel Wolfe : layer everynody

[01:27:31] Heinkel Wolfe is Disconnected on Thu May 12, 2011 1:27 am

[01:28:32] Meabh Eir : Good lord. That was intense.

[01:28:50] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'll get that last bit

[01:28:51] @ Rip Van Winkle : bizarre

[01:28:57] Meabh Eir : and I suppose I am out for the night as well.

[01:29:12] Meabh Eir : Night all.

[01:29:28] Meabh Eir : And thanks for getting all f that, Tegs.

[01:29:29] Integra F. W. Hellsing : night

[01:29:34] Meabh Eir : all of*

[01:29:53] Meabh Eir is Disconnected on Thu May 12, 2011 1:29 am

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Miss Fritzu is born.

[22:09:47] Meabh Eir : Need to run though

[22:09:48] * Cynthia Snayperskaya checked the topic

[22:09:52] Meabh Eir : You kids play nice.

[22:09:58] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Eh, its not nice, but it`ll pass i guess

[22:10:00] @ Casamiro Falco Durante : Bye, Meabh.

[22:10:01] Meabh Eir : Fritzu is in charge.

[22:10:16] Cynthia Snayperskaya : Better than haveing her forced to drink his blood like last time

[22:10:16] * Meabh Eir licks Amrit and fluffs Serasu.

[22:10:22] * Cynthia Snayperskaya licks Meabh

[22:10:32] Meabh Eir : Om nom.

[22:10:53] Meabh Eir : Am I the only one to miss Fritz?

[22:11:33] Joshua beaton : back

[22:11:55] Cynthia Snayperskaya : No, not really

[22:12:05] Cynthia Snayperskaya : I wonder where he´s off to as welll

[22:12:06] Alucard : lol i tried cynthia

[22:12:29] * Meabh Eir sighs. "Oh well."

[22:12:35] Joshua beaton : I want to talk to miss Fritz

[22:12:38] Meabh Eir : Bye all.

[22:12:44] Meabh Eir : ...

[22:12:52] * Cynthia Snayperskaya facepalms.

[22:12:54] Meabh Eir : I am going to leave and pretend I didn't just read that.

[22:12:54] Alucard : bye meabh

[22:13:14] Meabh Eir is Disconnected on Thu May 12, 2011 10:13 pm