Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS

[19:57:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : yo
[19:57:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello morph
[19:57:56] Morphine : yo
[19:57:59] Morphine : ... guess what
[19:58:03] Morphine : .... actually....
[19:58:11] Morphine : .... is it wrong of me to built a mafia family? >>
[19:58:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : hmm?
[19:58:48] @ Father Alexander Anderson : you're trying to get into the mafia?
[19:59:08] Integra F. W. Hellsing : have you not seen mob wives on vh1?
[19:59:08] Asmodeus : GAH
[19:59:11] Asmodeus : gay internet
[19:59:13] Morphine : .... >>
[19:59:16] Asmodeus : sorry guys, what i miss
[19:59:19] Morphine : ... integra
[19:59:30] Morphine : I'm appointing you and anderson as my capo's
[19:59:42] Asmodeus : Capo's?
[19:59:44] Asmodeus : eh?
[19:59:56] Morphine : actually...
[20:00:04] Morphine : integra, your my Consigliere
[20:00:26] Integra F. W. Hellsing : a what?
[20:01:05] Morphine : The family advisor. Now, usually an attorney.
[20:01:39] Morphine : integra... * hands her a suitcase of her stuff * your going to law school
[20:01:55] * Father Alexander Anderson chuckles
[20:02:20] Asmodeus : O.o
[20:02:36] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Why can't angelus be that he's already in college for it
[20:02:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : On a mock team and all
[20:02:50] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he already has people offering blowjobs to get by in life
[20:02:55] Asmodeus : Judge: Hes guilty! *bangs hammer*
[20:03:03] * Asmodeus grabs the judge by the neck and throws him threw the wall* Anyone else say he did it?
[20:03:05] Morphine : actually... change of plans again... anderson, you are my capo bistone
[20:03:11] Asmodeus : Jurry: O_O No!
[20:03:35] Morphine : the under boss
[20:03:56] Morphine : asmodeus... you are my consigliere
[20:04:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : lol
[20:04:10] @ Father Alexander Anderson : righteous
[20:04:21] * Integra F. W. Hellsing throws her hands up
[20:04:22] Asmodeus : Epicnes
[20:04:42] Morphine : integra, you are one of my capo's
[20:04:51] Asmodeus : http://login.fanfiction.net/story/story_preview.php?storyid=6702570&chapter=1 Andy
[20:05:05] Asmodeus : Only one chapter showed up
[20:05:09] Asmodeus : trying to add the second one
[20:05:10] Morphine : Capo, capogrime, capodecima- captain or lieutenant, head of a crew of about 10 or more soldiers
[20:08:25] Morphine : ... it got quiet >>
[20:08:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it did
[20:09:21] Morphine : ... looks like the others didn't take the offers they couldn't refuse... * leans back in chair with a cigar in mouth, godfather theme in the background *

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[07:10:46] Cobra commander leader : wow

[07:10:53] Neko Jay has joined the chat on Sun May 22, 2011 7:10 am

[07:11:01] Neko Jay : owo

[20:23:54] Henry Saxon has joined the chat on Fri May 27, 2011 8:23 pm

[20:24:17] @ Henry Saxon : .

[20:24:29] Pendul : D= I feel uninteresting

[20:24:39] * Pendul sraypaints the CB a sparkly green

[20:25:01] @ Henry Saxon : and samus totally won that fight

[20:25:21] Pendul : O-o

[20:25:21] Pendul : lolwut?

[20:25:40] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no boba fett should have won

[20:25:50] Integra F. W. Hellsing : boba fett isn't as stupid as they showed

[20:26:10] @ Henry Saxon : yes he is

[20:26:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : no he isn't

[20:27:03] @ Henry Saxon : please, he lost to luke, and got suckered punch so many times during the story

[20:27:16] @ Henry Saxon : samus has the total advantage tech wise

[20:27:56] Integra F. W. Hellsing : ooooooooh samus can turn into a ball big whoop

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[20:28:04] Pendul : Outta the loop

[20:28:06] * Pendul flees

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[20:28:51] Integra F. W. Hellsing : boba fett has more epic gear

[20:29:06] William Siegfried : what is going on?

[20:29:16] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Besides Boba fett was the original in the look not Samus.

[20:29:28] @ Henry Saxon : please

[20:30:13] @ Henry Saxon : bobbafett can't turn into a ball that can place fucking bombs

[20:30:17] @ Henry Saxon : and move fast

[20:30:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he has an awesome jetback though

[20:31:27] @ Henry Saxon : so

[20:31:30] @ Henry Saxon : that's nothign

[20:31:42] Integra F. W. Hellsing : jetpacks are awesome

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[20:31:53] @ Henry Saxon : and it only has one missile the ball form has like an unlimited amount of bombx

[20:31:56] @ Henry Saxon : bombs*

[20:32:08] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I concur, jetpacks are awesome.

[20:32:31] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Boba wins in style. Samus has better tech though (plus she has fan service XD)

[20:32:44] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm a woman

[20:32:50] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm immune to such fanservice

[20:32:51] William Siegfried : and I really don't care and I'm out

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[20:33:03] Integra F. W. Hellsing : besides....mine are bigger than hers.

[20:33:39] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Besides you saw how before she placed her little bomb he was kicking her ass

[20:33:41] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I would enjoy snapping his fingers oh so very much.

[20:34:06] Integra F. W. Hellsing : flame thrower

[20:34:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello~

[20:34:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : As disturbing as this rising sense of sadism is to me, I really would like nothing more than to just knock his teeth in.

[20:34:20] Integra F. W. Hellsing : flame thrower is another epic point

[20:34:27] @ Father Alexander Anderson : lol, true

[20:34:54] @ Henry Saxon : please

[20:36:03] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and in all honesty boba fett has more fanboys and fangirls than samus

[20:36:08] Integra F. W. Hellsing : you know why?

[20:36:14] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Cause it's boba freaking fett

[20:36:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : XD

[20:36:36] @ Father Alexander Anderson : can't argue with that logic.

[20:36:37] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he is the silent cool type and everyone loves the silent cool type

[20:37:11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he doesn't even have to say a word

[20:37:18] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he just has to make the slightest movement

[20:38:07] @ Henry Saxon : MEH

[20:38:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Oh what's this?

[20:38:33] @ Henry Saxon : meh*

[20:38:42] Integra F. W. Hellsing : out of something to counter with?

[20:39:11] @ Henry Saxon : why would bobba use an anti vehicle missle against a person

[20:39:15] @ Henry Saxon : that's pretty stupid

[20:39:22] @ Henry Saxon : samus is faster and more agile

[20:40:01] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he uses it because of her armour

[20:40:36] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and no it's not stupid it's strategic

[20:40:54] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Also samus is only faster and such when she's cowering in her little ball

[20:41:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : she's only fast in that mode because she's just trying to run away.

[20:41:52] Integra F. W. Hellsing : Fett is a man he faces his opponents face to face

[20:41:55] Integra F. W. Hellsing : unlike samus

[20:42:05] @ Henry Saxon : samus is a girl

[20:42:17] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I know that

[20:42:25] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Samus kills floating jellyfish.

[20:42:29] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Boba kills Jedi.

[20:42:32] Integra F. W. Hellsing : but she still doesn't face her opponents face to face

[20:42:32] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Nuff said.

[20:42:43] Integra F. W. Hellsing : exactly angelus

[20:46:26] @ Henry Saxon : please she's killed things that were like 30 times bigger than a jedi and stronger

[20:47:00] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Boba blew up the Sarlac...three times.

[20:47:13] Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh right she's killed things with tiny brains that only know how to swipe

[20:47:16] @ Father Alexander Anderson : well, he blew it up the first time. I forget what he did the second and third.

[20:47:35] Integra F. W. Hellsing : point is he beat it

[20:47:40] @ Henry Saxon : that thing is a giant hole in teh ground, and he fell in three times

[20:48:04] Integra F. W. Hellsing : the first time he was knocked into it

[20:48:09] Integra F. W. Hellsing : that was not his fault

[20:49:00] @ Henry Saxon : then he fell in two more times

[20:49:15] @ Henry Saxon : and he's died more times tha samus

[20:49:30] @ Henry Saxon : the only reason he comes back is because he was cloned from jango fett

[20:49:56] @ Henry Saxon : he only has the skill sets of jango, nothing of his own

[20:50:00] Integra F. W. Hellsing : nothing wrong with that

[20:50:27] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and samus only has her skills cause she has alien dna in her

[20:50:36] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Jango was a straight up gunslinging badass. killed jedi barehanded.

[20:50:39] Integra F. W. Hellsing : otherwise she would just be a plain old laura croft wannabe

[20:50:44] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Boba has his skills plus better strategy

[20:51:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : see strategy is a theme with boba fett

[20:52:01] @ Henry Saxon : samething with samus

[20:52:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : all she does it jump around, shoot, and cower into a ball

[20:52:30] @ Henry Saxon : fact of the matter is, samus one, bobba fett made a stupid mistake and payed for it

[20:52:34] @ Henry Saxon : won*

[20:53:15] Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh please like boba fett wouldn't notice a ball rolling up to him and leaving a bomb

[20:53:37] @ Henry Saxon : please bobba fett coward n=more time in the movies and tv series and comics more times to count

[20:53:58] @ Father Alexander Anderson : in a straight up fight like the one in the vid, I can agree samus would win due to superior tech however

[20:54:12] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it's not in boba's character to walk into a losing battle like that.

[20:54:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : but it wasn't a straight up fight

[20:54:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : he'd set up bombs, hire a meat shield, use his ship, whatever it takes to win

[20:54:38] Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's a controlled fight by the people who created it

[20:54:52] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and whoever creates something like that always has a bias

[20:55:04] Integra F. W. Hellsing : they never take into affect how the actual character is.

[20:55:10] @ Henry Saxon : so would samus

[20:55:35] @ Henry Saxon : I've played all teh metroid games, and all the star wars games aswell

[20:56:07] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I've played a star wars game on the n64 and seen KOTR

[20:56:29] Integra F. W. Hellsing : brb bathroom

[20:59:48] Integra F. W. Hellsing : back

[21:01:20] @ Henry Saxon : samus has multiple forms

[21:01:43] @ Henry Saxon : which kick more as than the one they used and each have a unique move list and weapons

[21:02:26] Integra F. W. Hellsing : what is she not confident enough in what she has?

[21:02:34] @ Henry Saxon : her weapons become more powerful and deadlier

[21:03:10] @ Henry Saxon : bobba only has one form, and one set of weapons, which after being seen can be easily countered

[21:03:25] Integra F. W. Hellsing : so when something doesn't work the way she wants it to she throws a fit and wants a bigger toy?

[21:03:57] Integra F. W. Hellsing : While more is good in some cases sometimes the simplest is better

[21:04:18] @ Henry Saxon : buit leaves you limited

[21:04:30] Integra F. W. Hellsing : not when you have brains

[21:04:33] @ Henry Saxon : master chief can kick bobba fetts ass

[21:04:48] Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh so we gave up on samus now did we?

[21:05:47] @ Henry Saxon : no, jsut bringing in another element, samus has also ebaten masterchief

[21:05:48] Integra F. W. Hellsing : I think that's a win on my part simply for that

[21:05:52] @ Henry Saxon : beaten*

[21:05:57] @ Henry Saxon : with ease

[21:06:37] @ Henry Saxon : much rather she also has a plasma whip that can destroy bobba

[21:07:29] @ Henry Saxon : in one hit

[21:07:42] Integra F. W. Hellsing : if she can do it in one hit then why wasn't it used in the vid?

[21:07:54] @ Henry Saxon : and without teh suite, she moves faster and is more agile

[21:08:13] @ Henry Saxon : because they only went up to teh first gamecube game of metroid

[21:08:34] Integra F. W. Hellsing : uh huh

[21:09:22] @ Henry Saxon : I am telling you, samus fair and square

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[21:09:44] @ Henry Saxon : bobba is outdated

[21:09:54] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and I say boba should have won

[08:39:22] Morphine : * shape shifts into a kitten, looks up at seras with big kitty eyes * mew O.O
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[08:39:30] Seras Victoria : KITTY~!!
[08:39:32] Seras Victoria : *Cuddles*
[08:39:58] Morphine : * nuzzles head into her cheek * X3
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[08:40:18] Seras Victoria : *Strokes furr* . u .
[08:40:26] * Father Alexander Anderson props his feet up and sips coffee
[08:40:31] Morphine : * purrs *
[08:41:47] Seras Victoria : *Slips small kitten into shirt pocket* > u <
[08:41:54] Seras Victoria : Squee~
[08:42:16] * Neko Jay sniffs around
[08:42:29] Neko Jay : I smeel another kitty *transfroms into a tiger*
[08:42:47] Morphine : ... .-.
[08:42:55] * Father Alexander Anderson smacks the tiger
[08:42:57] Morphine : * summons cthulhu to deal with jay * >>
[08:42:59] @ Father Alexander Anderson : No fightin.
[08:43:02] Neko Jay : owww
[08:43:15] * Neko Jay eats Cthulu
[08:43:18] Neko Jay : nom nom nom
[08:43:41] Morphine : * licks seras's cheek, looking up at her from shirt pocket * mew :3
[08:43:41] Seras Victoria : @ 3 @
[08:43:49] Seras Victoria : CUUUUUUUUTENESS ; w ;

[09:16:08] Morphine : * uncovers seras's ears and pets her * whos a good vampire :3
[09:16:16] Seras Victoria : > w < I am, I am!
[09:16:29] Morphine : yes you are X3 * hugs seras *
[09:16:51] Seras Victoria : *Huggles back*

[13:05:52] officer Cole Phelps : YOUR UNDER ARREST
[13:06:06] Morphine : FUCK, NOT AGAIN
[13:06:13] officer Cole Phelps : FOR POSSESION OF MORPHINE
[13:06:27] officer Cole Phelps : see what I did there
[13:06:31] Morphine : * shoots at cole with a shotgun then runs like a motherfucker *
[13:06:49] Morphine : woop woop woop woop...
[13:06:51] Alucard : ociffer,i'm not as think as you frunk i am
[13:07:28] Alucard : drunk*
[13:07:49] * officer Cole Phelps chases morph
[13:08:31] Morphine : * stops and slowly raises hands *
[13:09:29] officer Cole Phelps : DOWN ON THE GROUND
[13:09:40] * officer Cole Phelps ams gun at morph
[13:09:46] officer Cole Phelps : aims
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[13:11:18] Morphine : INK POUCH * shoots ink in cole's face, blinding him, runs away like zoidberg * WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

13:18:40] Fritz the Cookie : I'M a woman
[13:18:46] Morphine : * decapitates cole with katana, blood splatters everywhere *
[13:20:10] Morphine : * slashes the air with katana quickly, making the blood splatter off the blade *
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[13:21:03] Fritz the Cookie : https://2img.net/r/ihimg/g/534/59047615.jpg/
[13:21:07] Fritz the Cookie : Check that out
[13:21:10] Morphine : Mortal Kombat voice: FATALITY
[13:21:10] Fritz the Cookie : my new loadout
[13:22:39] Kristin Sohar : YOURE NO WOMAN
[13:22:42] Kristin Sohar : I FEEL CHEATED
[13:23:13] Fritz the Cookie : WHAT
[13:23:16] Fritz the Cookie : HOW IS THAT NOT A WOMAN
[13:23:23] Fritz the Cookie : ARE YOU INSULTIMG MY LADY NESS
[13:23:35] Morphine : DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN
[13:23:43] Morphine : * reality cracks *
[13:23:46] Morphine : WARNING
[13:23:49] Morphine : REALITY COMPROMISED
[13:23:54] Morphine : FRITZ HAS BEEN ENGAGED
[13:24:07] officer Cole Phelps : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[13:24:16] Morphine : * picks up guitar and plays epic fight music * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsvwYU9K504

[22:14:23] Officer tako magusa : fool

[22:14:32] Officer tako magusa : me

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[22:14:41] Officer tako magusa : GOD HAVE GONE INSANE

[22:14:43] Fritz the Cookie is Disconnected on Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:14 pm

[My rambleings]

[10:22:53] Morphine : why, mr. magusa, why? why, why do you do it? why, why get up? why keep fighting? do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? can you tell me what it is, do you even know? is it freedom or truth, perhaps peace - could it be for love? illusions, mr. magusa, vagaries of perception. temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. and all of them as artificial as the matrix itself. although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. you must be able to see it, mr. magusa, you must know it by now! you can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! why, mr. magusa, why, why do you persist?
[10:23:09] Officer tako magusa : JUST DIE
[10:23:40] Officer tako magusa : I FIGHT FOR MY HONOR
[10:23:50] Officer tako magusa : I FIGHT FOR MY PEOPLE
[10:23:56] Hikaru Hitachiin : v_v
[10:23:58] Morphine : * right hooks tako dead in the face, making everything go into slow mo, the force behind it makes him break through a entire building *
[10:24:02] Hikaru Hitachiin : Jay, you okay?
[10:24:03] Morphine : then you fight... for nothing
[10:24:09] Hikaru Hitachiin : o..o
[10:24:11] Officer tako magusa : YOU MACHINES KNOW NOTHING AS THAT THATS WHY I SHALL WIN
[10:24:15] Synne Reed has joined the chat on Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:24 am
[10:24:23] Hikaru Hitachiin : G'day Synne.
[10:24:40] Hikaru Hitachiin : Synne, place, time, train
[10:24:43] Morphine : * pulls desert eagle out of jacket, aims at tako * goodbye, mr.magusa
[10:24:49] * Officer tako magusa runs at morph
[10:24:59] Neko Jay : bawwww
[10:25:02] * Officer tako magusa cuts gun in half
[10:25:19] Neko Jay : my nets still weird and the house is full ///
[10:25:20] Hikaru Hitachiin : owo
[10:25:42] Morphine : * jumps back, pulling out another, fires at tako *
[10:25:46] Hikaru Hitachiin : .-.
[10:25:54] Officer tako magusa : TELL MY SON I DIE WITH HONOR
[10:26:12] Synne Reed : Hikaru
[10:26:16] * Officer tako magusa dodges chanting I shall ride with prde
[10:26:19] Synne Reed : Train leaves at 11:11
[10:26:20] Officer tako magusa : pride
[10:26:24] Morphine : * unloads entire desert eagle into magusa *

[23:46:17] Joshua beaton : Baby you and me are nothing but mammles so lets do it like they do on the discory channle.

[23:46:47] Morphine has joined the chat on Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:46 pm.

[23:46:56] Morphine : oh... before I go....

[23:47:03] Morphine : ... YOU LOST THE GAME.

[23:47:05] Joshua beaton : damn it she left.

[23:47:16] Morphine is Disconnected on Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:47 pm.

[23:47:53] Nero has joined the chat on Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:47 pm.

[23:48:21] Nero : I read discovery channel as disney channel.

[23:48:31] Joshua beaton : I know.

[23:48:42] Joshua beaton : I suck at spelling.

[23:48:54] Nero : Thats what I get for skimming. xD.

[23:49:00] Nero : Tis a bad habit.

[23:50:05] Harjit has joined the chat on Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:50 pm.

[23:50:07] Joshua beaton : Baby you and me are nothing but mammles so lets do it like they do on the discovery channle.

[23:50:46] Joshua beaton : that was meant for a woman.

[23:50:56] Nero : I know who Harjit is < u <.

[23:51:17] Nero : For I have the power..

[23:51:29] Harjit : ALLAH ARKBAR.

[23:51:33] Joshua beaton : SHUT IT HE MAN.

[23:51:36] Harjit : -blows up joshua-.

[23:51:45] Joshua beaton : Hello morphine.

[23:52:07] Nero : ALLAH IS BEST FRIENDS WITH JESUS. I saw them drinking last night at a strip joint whilst watching the game..

[23:52:08] Joshua beaton : Harjit ARABIAN NIGHT LIKE ARABIAN DAY.

[23:52:10] Nero : It was amazing.

[23:52:18] Nero : 7-0.

[23:52:47] Nero : The team was beyond sucky.

[23:53:08] Joshua beaton : really EPIC FAIL.

[23:53:23] Nero : INORITE.

[23:53:35] Harjit is Disconnected on Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:53 pm.

[23:53:50] Nero : I was all, WHAT!? Ever seen a net in your life?!.

[23:53:56] Nero : Obviously not.

[23:53:58] Morphine has joined the chat on Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:53 pm.

[23:54:07] Joshua beaton : seras Baby you and me are nothing but mammles so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.

[23:54:13] Joshua beaton : EPIC LOLS.

[23:54:15] Morphine : * stabs joshua in the arms with an AID's infested needle *.

[23:54:17] Nero : ACCESS DENIED.

[23:54:24] Nero : @.@.

[23:54:36] * Nero has a major phobia of needles*.

[23:54:45] Nero : *Hyperventilates*.

[23:54:49] Morphine : there... NOW I'm gonna leave for awhile....

[23:55:26] * Joshua beaton pulls out the needle throws it to the ground and removes AIDS.

[23:55:48] Morphine : you can't get rid of AID's.

[23:55:55] Morphine : by the way, that needle was from your mother.

[23:55:55] Joshua beaton : YES YOU CAN.

[23:56:03] Joshua beaton : THANKS TO MONEY.

[23:56:07] Morphine is Disconnected on Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:56 pm.

[23:56:20] Joshua beaton : ah my mother died from child birth.

[21:43:37] Sirina Anthony has joined the chat on Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:43 pm

[21:46:14] @ Sirina Anthony : Some... times in our lives... we all have pain... we all have sorrow... but if we are wise, we know that there's... always tomorrow.

[21:47:00] @ Sirina Anthony : LEAN ON ME! WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONG! AND I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON! FOR NO ONE CAN.... something something something....

[21:47:09] @ Sirina Anthony : YA JUST CALL ON ME BROTHA WHEN YOU NEED A HAND!

[21:47:16] @ Sirina Anthony : WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAAAAAN ON!

[21:47:28] @ Sirina Anthony : I JUST MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM THAT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!

[21:47:32] Integra F. W. Hellsing has joined the chat on Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:47 pm

[21:47:36] @ Sirina Anthony : WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAAAAAAAN!

[21:47:38] @ Sirina Anthony : IF!

[21:47:46] @ Sirina Anthony : THERE IS A ROA--!

[21:47:48] @ Sirina Anthony : hi

[22:57:45] Father Alexander Anderson has joined the chat on Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:57 pm

[23:00:31] * Father Alexander Anderson has posted for Fritz and Morph in the airport

[23:00:42] * Father Alexander Anderson is tired but owes Alucard a post in the pf

[23:00:59] * Father Alexander Anderson takes a deep breath and hops up and down to get fired up.

[23:01:19] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ahlright....ahlright....tahm tae die freak!

[23:01:23] Father Alexander Anderson is Disconnected on Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:01 pm

[23:20:18] Integra F. W. Hellsing has joined the chat on Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:20 pm

[23:20:44] Alucard has joined the chat on Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:20 pm

[23:20:57] Integra F. W. Hellsing : he's crazy

[23:21:01] Alucard : herro

[23:21:08] Alucard : ol but entertaining

[23:52:30] * Father Alexander Anderson eats the e tool

[23:52:54] * Father Alexander Anderson burps. "Ah needed a wee bit o iron in mah diet anyway."

[23:53:23] * Father Alexander Anderson shaves, puts on a tux, and ballroom dances with Integra

[23:54:31] * Integra F. W. Hellsing is suddenly dancing around the dance floor like a ballroom dancer in a dress O.o

[23:54:34] * Asmodeus takes a pic with cellphone and sends it to the vatican*

[23:55:36] * Father Alexander Anderson finishes the dance and bows a little cuz he's a total gentleman

[23:55:57] * Father Alexander Anderson eats a tray of appetizers

[23:56:16] * Integra F. W. Hellsing is still confused as to what just happened and now knows how wonder woman felt in that joke

[23:59:20] * Father Alexander Anderson had a few drinks at dinner but he stopped himself.

[23:59:31] * Father Alexander Anderson didn't want to repeat history on here

[23:59:53] * Father Alexander Anderson likes talking in the third person because Father Alexander Anderson has a badass name goddamnit

[00:00:35] Asmodeus : Post has been made!

[00:01:02] Sirina Anthony has joined the chat on Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:01 am

[00:01:18] * Asmodeus slams his massive fist into the back of Andersons head before picking up a giant can of paint and throwing it over andersons name*

[00:01:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : SIRINA

[00:01:32] @ Father Alexander Anderson : WE DANCE!

[00:01:35] * Sirina Anthony quirks a brow.

[00:01:36] @ Sirina Anthony : Yes?

[00:01:42] @ Sirina Anthony : Noooooo

[00:01:48] * Father Alexander Anderson puts his tux back on and dances with Sirina to russian orchestra music

[00:01:48] @ Sirina Anthony : Not a goodie good time.

[00:02:08] @ Father Alexander Anderson : There's not such thing as a NOT goodie good time.

[00:02:33] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[00:03:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[00:03:07] @ Father Alexander Anderson : laugh. =___=

[00:03:11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[00:03:20] @ Sirina Anthony : You're buzzed.

[00:03:28] Asmodeus : He's a loony

[00:03:33] Asmodeus : looney*

[00:04:00] @ Sirina Anthony : How could he have gotten into my pot stash to get looney when my pot plant died yesterday?

[00:04:25] Asmodeus : Hes Father alexander fuking anderson!! He can do many things!

[00:04:41] * Sirina Anthony puts anderson in a pink minni skirt.

[00:04:45] @ Sirina Anthony : Whoops.

[00:05:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : WRONG!

[00:05:08] * Sirina Anthony snaps her fingers and Anderson suddenly has fishnets on that are black.

[00:05:11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : If I wuz buzzed I'd be like

[00:05:15] Almost dead Fritz has been disconnected the Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:05 am (session timeout)

[00:05:16] @ Father Alexander Anderson : "Kiss me you fool"

[00:05:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and you'd be like "No, Tyler, what would our parents think? *swoon*"

[00:05:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and I'd be like "Fuck da police."

[00:06:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and we'd ride off into the sunset in a harley davidson with 4 sidecars

[00:06:09] @ Father Alexander Anderson : FOUR SIDE CARS CODA!!!!

[00:06:16] @ Sirina Anthony : wtf?

[00:06:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : that's three more then the next most side cars!

[00:06:19] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao

[00:06:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : WHAT THE FUDGE INDEED!

[00:06:37] @ Father Alexander Anderson : There'll be mountains of it!

[00:06:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : far as the eye can see

[00:06:49] Almost dead Fritz has joined the chat on Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:06 am

[00:06:53] Almost dead Fritz : DUDE SIRINA

[00:06:55] Almost dead Fritz : ITW AS BEST

[00:06:58] @ Father Alexander Anderson : We'll saddle up out camels and take a honeymoon to Hershey Pensillvania!

[00:06:58] Almost dead Fritz : IT WAS LIKEA*ILSJ*+AKS+AKLS

[00:06:59] @ Sirina Anthony : Kicka poo

[00:07:41] @ Father Alexander Anderson : well me and my pal coda...were riding down a lonely road

[00:07:47] @ Sirina Anthony : why the fuck is the loon up and singing?

[00:08:02] @ Father Alexander Anderson : when there noobed a noobish nooby....in the middle...of the site....

[00:08:22] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and he said....make the best...plot in the world....or I'll troll your souls....

[00:08:26] @ Sirina Anthony : no no no no

[00:08:28] @ Sirina Anthony : it goes

[00:08:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : well me and coda....we looked at each otha...and we each said...fuck you!

[00:08:54] @ Sirina Anthony : long time ago me and my buddy Ty here... we was trollin down, a long desterted thread

[00:08:57] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and we banned that nooby straight tah hell....it was the best ban in the world

[00:09:02] @ Sirina Anthony : then all of a sudden

[00:09:02] Asmodeus : ...... For some reason i find this comical

[00:09:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : it was the best ban in the world

[00:09:16] @ Sirina Anthony : there came a garry sue noob

[00:09:19] @ Sirina Anthony : in the middle

[00:09:22] @ Sirina Anthony : of the scroll

[00:09:24] @ Sirina Anthony : AND HE SAID!

[00:09:38] @ Sirina Anthony : "I AM THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD! AND I'LL GET SERAS!"

[00:09:46] @ Sirina Anthony : Seras!

[00:10:19] @ Sirina Anthony : Well me and Tyler.... We PM'ed each other... AND WE EACH SAID! ..... NO WAY!

[00:10:31] @ Sirina Anthony : And we did the first thing that came to our heads

[00:10:48] @ Sirina Anthony : it just so happened to be! The prema prema baahean

[00:10:54] @ Sirina Anthony : it was the prema premaa bahhean!

[00:11:17] Integra F. W. Hellsing has been disconnected the Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:11 am (session timeout)

[00:11:29] @ Sirina Anthony : LOOK INTO THE ADMINS EYES AND IT WAS EASY TO SEE ONE OFFENCE MAKES TWO TWO OFFENCE MAKES THREE

[00:12:08] @ Father Alexander Anderson : needless to say...the troll was stunned. and he asked us....."U liek Mudkips?"

[00:12:16] @ Sirina Anthony : once every hundered hours or so, when the prema ban Breaker comes around when it snows!

[00:12:18] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and we said nay. We have lives.

[00:12:27] Asmodeus : lol

[00:12:30] @ Sirina Anthony : NO WE DONT!

[00:12:40] @ Father Alexander Anderson : QUIET YOU!

[00:12:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : make me a sammich!

[00:12:47] @ Sirina Anthony : Lis

[00:12:50] @ Sirina Anthony : *lies

[00:12:52] Asmodeus : Rofl.. I wish i was on more often.... Forgot how epic this shiat was

[00:12:57] @ Sirina Anthony : get your fat ass up and make it yourself!

[00:13:12] @ Sirina Anthony : I'm too busy with World Of Porn Craft!

[00:13:45] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I want you to raise my children. ; __ ;

[00:13:53] @ Father Alexander Anderson : teach them the ways of "fuck you"

[00:13:54] tamashi has joined the chat on Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:13 am

[00:14:12] @ Sirina Anthony : Sean gets heshe and she with a strapon washing machine

[00:14:13] @ Father Alexander Anderson : seriously though, I want my first daughter to become revy

[00:14:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : not even gonna lie

[00:14:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : TAMASHI

[00:14:27] @ Father Alexander Anderson : welcome

[00:14:28] @ Sirina Anthony : dude

[00:14:30] Asmodeus : Then.

[00:14:33] @ Sirina Anthony : My niece is Revy

[00:14:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : pleased to meet you.

[00:14:44] Asmodeus : Abandon her at the age of like, 5 in the ghettos of new yotk

[00:14:47] Asmodeus : york*

[00:15:01] @ Father Alexander Anderson : wait...CONFLICT!

[00:15:21] * Father Alexander Anderson 's dream girl IS Revy...so if his daughter is Revy then his daughter will be his dream girl...

[00:15:27] @ Father Alexander Anderson : CONFLICT!

[00:15:44] @ Father Alexander Anderson : CURSE YOU TOM BROKAH!!!!!

[00:15:51] @ Father Alexander Anderson : CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[00:15:57] * Father Alexander Anderson knocks Ozzy's ass out.

[00:16:11] * Asmodeus is some how knocked out even though he is wearing a titanium mask

[00:16:56] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Tamashiiiii

[00:17:00] @ Father Alexander Anderson : talk to meeeeeeeee

[00:17:05] * Asmodeus thinks, while knocked out, he will have ozzy help Adara and kristin untill the whole knights invasion is over

[00:17:13] @ Father Alexander Anderson : If you don't say hi I'll be forced to huggle you

[00:17:23] @ Sirina Anthony : http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/168034_1266778886962_1754509776_476035_5458959_n.jpg < Samantha's Mommy

[00:17:43] * Father Alexander Anderson opens his arms wide and walks towards

[00:17:45] Almost dead Fritz : SIRINAAA

[00:17:50] @ Father Alexander Anderson : *towards Tamashi

[00:18:01] Almost dead Fritz : https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.225388554162298.62412.100000734654167&closeTheater=1

[00:18:37] * Asmodeus sits up, grabs andy by his ankels and flings him around the room like a rag doll before letting go in mid swing*. Guess whos back, Ozzy's back! !

[00:19:30] * Father Alexander Anderson lands on his feet and yawns

[00:19:35] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Oh, you were gone?

[00:19:44] * Asmodeus does epic break dance to eminems "gues whoes back" song*

[00:19:56] @ Sirina Anthony : fucking nice!

[00:20:12] Almost dead Fritz : MY COSPLAY WAS THE AWESOME

[00:20:14] @ Sirina Anthony : dude I cannot find the pic of Sam with the knife in her hand!

[00:20:29] Almost dead Fritz : sam?

[00:20:44] Asmodeus : Serious sam? o.o

[00:21:03] * Asmodeus contiues break dancing, spinning on his head*

[01:02:39] Morphine : ... * facepalm *
[01:02:43] @ Rip Van Winkle : and a blue bow lol
[01:04:44] Morphine : ... I think we just got trollception
[01:05:48] @ Rip Van Winkle : lolwut
[01:06:06] @ Rip Van Winkle : a troll within a troll within a troll?
[01:07:51] Morphine : yes
[01:11:31] Morphine : ... WE NEED TO TROLL DEEPER
[01:13:03] Asmodeus : indeed

[18:38:04] Hikaru Hitachiin : cya later owo
[18:38:44] Hikaru Hitachiin : * kisses Morph and waves at Fritz *
[18:39:42] Fritz the Cookie : night~
[18:39:45] * Fritz the Cookie salute
[18:39:57] Fritz the Cookie : o3o now go to sleep so you don't die
[18:40:06] * Fritz the Cookie grabs Morphine
[18:40:10] Fritz the Cookie : huehuehuehue
[18:40:27] Morphine : .... oh hell no >>
[18:41:11] Fritz the Cookie : Ja ja ja
[18:41:29] Morphine : NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
[18:42:49] Hikaru Hitachiin : be nice owo
[18:42:52] Hikaru Hitachiin is Disconnected on Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:42 pm
[18:44:38] Morphine is Disconnected on Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:44 pm
[18:44:41] Fritz the Cookie : Yeees, morphine Chan
[18:49:12] Fritz the Cookie : Trollface

[16:34:40 06/07/11] Morphine : THIS IS BULLSHIT
[16:34:48 06/07/11] Morphine : YOU CAN'T GROUND MORHPINE
[16:34:54 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : YES I CAN MORPH
[16:34:58 06/07/11] Morphine : * sits in room staring at the door, holding panzerfaust *
[16:34:58 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : UNLESS YOU WEAR http://www.varusteleka.fi/product/shoes-jackboots-others/dutch-combat-boots-high-heels-unissued/_30Q0WXVM1
[16:35:14 06/07/11] Morphine : ... * shoots fritz with panzerfaust *
[16:35:17 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : AND http://www.discountlingeriedeals.com/giant/80522.jpg
[16:36:03 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : GHAHAHA
[16:36:18 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie puts on rapeface
[16:36:20 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : TRAP TIME
[16:37:13 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : * kisses Morph * :3
[16:37:32 06/07/11] Michel : BOOYA
[16:37:37 06/07/11] Michel : I got the OP forum back open
[16:38:05 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : . . . Hello o.o
[16:38:09 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Hikaru, would you be kind enough to hold "Frau" morphine down?
[16:39:04 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : . . .
[16:39:30 06/07/11] Morphine : .... * shoots fritz with c96 mauser simply because I felt like it *
[16:40:12 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie tears Morphine's M32 SS Uniform off
[16:40:41 06/07/11] @ Artisto Perfetto : herro people
[16:40:46 06/07/11] Morphine : * has another uniform under that uniform *
[16:40:50 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Hikaru kindly hand me that nightgown
[16:40:52 06/07/11] Morphine : * shoots fritz through the eye *
[16:40:56 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie burns off all the uniforms
[16:41:48 06/07/11] Morphine : * now in a black suit with a white shirt and black tie, eyes hidden under sunglasses * .. I think I'm gonna have morphine work as a mercenary since millennium is no more
[16:42:02 06/07/11] Morphine : ... time to pull a bank heist soon
[16:42:08 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Deserter!
[16:42:17 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie shoots Morphine for desertion and dresses him up in lady's clothing
[16:42:29 06/07/11] Morphine : * dodges bullet *
[16:42:46 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : how cute o.o
[16:42:49 06/07/11] Morphine : face it fritz, we're done. We're getting too old for all our war
[16:42:59 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : NO VHE AREN'T
[16:43:03 06/07/11] Morphine : * only looks 18 *
[16:43:11 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : THE FIRE OF NATIONAL SOCIALISM STILL BURNS IN OUR HEARTS
[16:43:16 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : THE FLAME AS STRONG AS IT WAS
[16:43:20 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : IN 1928
[16:43:40 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie notes that Morphine is still dressed in the nightgown
[16:44:02 06/07/11] Morphine : things are different now komrade... however I did not say that I would live a quiet life
[16:44:09 06/07/11] Morphine : (im in a suit actually >>)
[16:44:15 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : (no you ain't)
[16:44:21 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Hikaru, is Morphine in a suit?
[16:44:45 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : because I swear he's wearing a nightgown
[16:45:25 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : Hmm. . . * pulls Morphs clothes off * :3
[16:45:47 06/07/11] Morphine : * stops hikaru *
[16:45:53 06/07/11] Morphine : not until we get to PM's >>
[16:46:07 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie stops morphien from stopping hikaru
[16:46:14 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Morhpine
[16:46:19 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : you are going to wear this dress
[16:46:27 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : . . . fudge . . .
[16:46:27 06/07/11] Morphine : * stops fritz from stopping me from stopping hikaru *
[16:46:32 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie points to a frilly white dress
[16:47:38 06/07/11] Morphine : ... no way in hell
[16:47:45 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Yes you are Morphine
[16:48:05 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : Awwe but it's such a cute dress :3
[16:48:22 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Yes Morphine, even Kamrat Hikaru agrees
[16:48:50 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : Pretty please Morphine ? * cute face *
[16:49:03 06/07/11] Morphine : ... not just no, not just hell no... but FUCK NO
[16:49:05 06/07/11] Morphine : >>
[16:49:39 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : YES
[16:50:40 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : . . . TIE HIM UP FRITZU, HE SHALL WARE THAT DRESS AND HE'S GONNA LIKE IT! * Power pose *
[16:50:53 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : YES
[16:51:26 06/07/11] Morphine : * aims browning BMG at them, slowly backs away * things are different now...
[16:51:34 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie ties Morphien up
[16:51:52 06/07/11] Morphine : * shoots once past fritz * ... next one won't miss
[16:51:55 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie tosses a bunch f MAGNETS at BMG
[16:52:09 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie 's MAGNETS fuck up the BMG
[16:52:11 06/07/11] Morphine : ... AND WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO DO?!
[16:52:19 06/07/11] Morphine : wait... WHAT?!
[16:52:26 06/07/11] Morphine : .... oh... well... this kindda sucks
[16:52:34 06/07/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : .
[16:52:42 06/07/11] Morphine : ... * starts running *
[16:52:49 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie lassos Morphine
[16:52:55 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : get over here STALKER
[16:53:15 06/07/11] Morphine : * out of rage for the lasso, keeps running, turns around and shoots at fritz with mp-43 in a short burst *
[16:53:16 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie waves around http://www.discountlingeriedeals.com/giant/80522.jpg
[16:53:34 06/07/11] Morphine : NEIN
[16:53:38 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie dodges and throws pie at Morphine
[16:53:39 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : take that!
[16:53:57 06/07/11] Morphine : * moves a clown in the way then kicks it at fritz *
[16:54:08 06/07/11] Morphine : * smashes car window out and jumps inside, hotwires it and drives off *
[16:54:27 06/07/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : a new iphone is coming out this fall
[16:54:43 06/07/11] Morphine : ... why am I not surprised >>
[16:55:21 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Hikaru! Go to front!
[16:55:24 06/07/11] Integra F. W. Hellsing : and south korea will host the winter olympics in 2018
[16:55:26 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : trap the to-be trap!
[16:55:31 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : * appears behind Morph and ties him up with chains *
[16:55:32 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : LOL Good luck for them
[16:57:17 06/07/11] Morphine : how are you behind me if I'm in a car?! >>
[16:57:25 06/07/11] Morphine : .. that I just stole
[16:58:02 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : . . . backseats? @-@
[16:58:21 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie shoots Car Wheels
[16:58:24 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : OK
[16:58:31 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie carries out chained up morph
[16:58:47 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Hikaru, kindly take change him into lady's underwear
[16:58:54 06/07/11] Morphine : * crashes the car, head pelts into the windshield *
[16:59:03 06/07/11] Morphine : * head bleeds, doesn't move *
[16:59:45 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie fixes Morphine up
[17:00:08 06/07/11] Morphine : * car is leaking fuel, slowly opens the door but can't move, cigarette falls out of mouth and into the gas puddle, blowing the car up before fritz and hikaru can get me *
[17:00:29 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : o3o I carried you out remember
[17:00:41 06/07/11] Morphine : ... Hax
[17:00:50 06/07/11] Morphine : * kicks fritz in the stomach, still in suit
[17:00:55 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : no U
[17:00:57 06/07/11] Morphine : * runs again *
[17:01:01 06/07/11] Morphine : * jumps off the bridge *
[17:01:03 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : you in chains
[17:01:09 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie catches Morph
[17:01:16 06/07/11] Morphine : not anymore bitch
[17:01:50 06/07/11] Morphine : * grabs fritz, pulling him down with me off the london bridge
[17:02:08 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : Well this was . . . sad o.o
[17:03:06 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : * Stares down from the bridge *
[17:03:08 06/07/11] @ Artisto Perfetto : refrigerator magnets
[17:03:12 06/07/11] Morphine : * slams into the water under the bridge, slowly sinks *
[17:03:31 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie carries Morphine out of the water
[17:03:33 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : oh my~
[17:03:39 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Your clothes are wearing you down comrade!
[17:03:49 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie tears off Morphine's suit and carries him up to Hikaru
[17:04:10 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : NURSE TIME! ~~
[17:04:59 06/07/11] * Hikaru Hitachiin gets nurse clothes on
[17:05:05 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie gets in Nurse costume
[17:05:15 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie points Mauser at Morphine
[17:05:31 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie hands the dress to Nurse Hikaru
[17:05:36 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : you do the honors, Ma'am
[17:05:55 06/07/11] Morphine : * wakes up in only the pants, slowly sits up * ...
[17:06:12 06/07/11] * Hikaru Hitachiin takes the dress and puts it on morphine
[17:06:31 06/07/11] Morphine : * wakes up suddenly and grabs her arms before you do * ... no
[17:06:39 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : (Err, you don't have any trousers on, sir)
[17:06:49 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Yes, comrade
[17:06:59 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie injects a sedative into Morphine's ass
[17:07:13 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Your FAT ass, I may add /trollenstein
[17:07:16 06/07/11] Morphine : * kicks fritz in the face before he does *
[17:07:49 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : Fritzu, someone is grumpy and won't put his dress on ~~
[17:07:50 06/07/11] Morphine : * gets off table, looks at hikaru for a moment then steals doctors uniform, starts running down the hallway after getting in the outfit *
[17:08:28 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : * shoots morphines leg *
[17:09:15 06/07/11] Morphine : * slams into the ground * you actually shot me O_O
[17:09:26 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : So it seems, Hikaru
[17:09:30 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : Don't run beloved, ~~
[17:09:40 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie drags Morphine back to Hikaru
[17:09:44 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Huehuehuehue
[17:09:45 06/07/11] Morphine : * rips bullet out of leg, turns and faces them *
[17:09:57 06/07/11] Morphine : * picks up grenade, pulls the pin *
[17:10:05 06/07/11] Morphine : ... guess the 3 of us are going to hell
[17:10:13 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : . . .
[17:10:31 06/07/11] Morphine : * drops grenade and just stands there *
[17:10:55 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : * kisses morp *
[17:11:31 06/07/11] @ Artisto Perfetto : ]
[17:11:44 06/07/11] Morphine : .... if you love me... you won't try to put the dress on me again
[17:11:58 06/07/11] Morphine : * pulls out a real fragmentation grenade this time *
[17:11:59 06/07/11] @ Artisto Perfetto : wb
[17:12:04 06/07/11] Morphine : wb tegs
[17:12:23 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : morph* o.o lol 2:13 and i'm still not tired at all . . .
[17:13:06 06/07/11] Morphine : I've stayed up past 6:30 in the morning without feeling tired
[17:13:09 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie kicks out grenade
[17:13:15 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : and wb o.o
[17:13:25 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : I've stayed past 10 PM and I didn't feel tired at all >8D
[17:13:34 06/07/11] Morphine : without any coffee, soda, or sugar
[17:13:53 06/07/11] Morphine : .... congrats fritz, you completed nothing >>
[17:14:09 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : XD
[17:14:21 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : congrats Morphine
[17:14:24 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : you in dress now boi
[17:14:42 06/07/11] Morphine : ....
[17:14:55 06/07/11] Morphine : why not put hikaru or integra in the dress instead >>
[17:15:03 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : well
[17:15:09 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie looks at Integra and Hikaru
[17:15:17 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : It would be OOC for Integra
[17:15:24 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Hikaru IS in a dress I would assume
[17:15:25 06/07/11] Morphine : BECAUSE I KICKED YOU IN THE FACE * slams foot in fritz face, wearing suit again, runs off *
[17:15:40 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie grabs Morphine and pulls him back
[17:15:52 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : hikaru, kindly hand me the Chainsaw will you?
[17:15:57 06/07/11] Morphine : ... fritz... don't move... there is something on your face
[17:15:58 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : This little piggy wants to run!
[17:16:07 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie tears off his face and looks at it
[17:16:09 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : seems fine to me
[17:16:13 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie puts it back on
[17:16:32 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : huhu damn right Fritz o.o
[17:17:19 06/07/11] Morphine : something on your face
[17:17:30 06/07/11] Morphine : * punches fritz in the nose, breaking it * IT WAS PAIN
[17:17:41 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Oh my~
[17:17:52 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Thats not very ladylike of you, uh
[17:17:55 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : * sits on Morphs stomach * :3
[17:17:55 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : (Hikaru, help me here)
[17:17:58 06/07/11] @ Artisto Perfetto : ok im back to rift
[17:18:01 06/07/11] @ Artisto Perfetto : night all
[17:18:18 06/07/11] Morphine : * looks up at hikaru * I will NOT, be put in a dress -_-
[17:18:32 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : fine . .
[17:18:47 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : FINE D:<
[17:19:10 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Hikaru, since Miss Morphina doesn't seem to want to act like a LADY
[17:19:11 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : Fritz, where is the skirts? 83
[17:19:13 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : We should treat HER as one
[17:19:21 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : uh
[17:19:27 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie rummages in his closet
[17:19:28 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : here
[17:19:40 06/07/11] Morphine : .... * shoots fritz
[17:19:47 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie takes out a bunch of skirts from under Breeches, cam jackets, and boots
[17:19:48 06/07/11] Morphine : ... I am wearing a skirt even less -_-
[17:19:52 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie dodges like Matrix
[17:20:23 06/07/11] Morphine : * shoots ink into fritz and hikaru's faces, runs away like zoidberg * woop woop woop woop
[17:20:32 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie grabs Morphine
[17:20:41 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie wipes face with tissue, tosses box to Hikaru
[17:20:45 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : here Hikaru
[17:20:52 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie 's skirts are miraculously undamaged
[17:21:08 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie surruptitiously closes the closet door so that his other uniforms don't get stained
[17:21:29 06/07/11] * Hikaru Hitachiin is not amused
[17:21:40 06/07/11] Morphine : ... I am done with you two -_-
[17:22:13 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Okay Morph
[17:22:15 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : You are not a girl.
[17:22:31 06/07/11] Morphine : too late... your existence IS NO MORE
[17:22:32 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie :
[17:22:40 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : But I am still!
[17:22:46 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie does a Kazachok
[17:22:57 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : I bloody still am here, you boob
[17:23:15 06/07/11] Morphine : * lights cigarette and walks away from them calmly *
[17:23:26 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : Morphine . . . * tearfilled eyes and looks cute *
[17:23:52 06/07/11] Morphine : * glares back, eyes completely demonic *
[17:24:17 06/07/11] Morphine : * continues walking, puts on sunglasses and jumps off the highway bridge, lands on 18 wheeler below *
[17:24:19 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : Don't leave me . . .
[17:24:22 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie looks to Hikaru
[17:24:26 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : it WOULD have been bloody nice
[17:24:34 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie looks at a photoshopped picture
[17:25:05 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie jumps onto the 18 wheeler with a Motorcycle
[17:25:05 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : . . .
[17:25:08 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : GET ON HERE STALKER
[17:25:28 06/07/11] Morphine : .... * shoots fritz with mossberg shotgun * this ends now fritz... national socialism is dead
[17:26:19 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Never!
[17:26:37 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie points to Comrades in Sweden, Norway, Finland, and parts of Germany
[17:26:42 06/07/11] * Fritz the Cookie points to South America
[17:26:46 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : . . . * sips vodka *
[17:27:01 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Us snow niggaz
[17:27:06 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : snow niggas one big family you see
[17:27:55 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : YO
[17:27:57 06/07/11] Morphine : .... * jumps off 18 wheeler, walks back to hikaru *
[17:28:06 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : See! Mission accomplished
[17:28:16 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Now lets dress up Hikaru in a suit
[17:28:18 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : IT WILL BE YAOI
[17:29:02 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : * sips vodka again *
[17:29:21 06/07/11] Fritz the Cookie : Hikaru quick!
[17:29:25 06/07/11] Hikaru Hitachiin : In your dreams Fritz .

[11:33:51] Fritz the Cookie : "FRITZ OF OSAKA"
[11:33:59] Fritz the Cookie : "YOU MUST GO ON A LONG AND DANGEORUS QUEST"
[11:33:59] Synne Reed : XD
[11:34:04] Fritz the Cookie : "TO GO SEE THE WISE GAY MAN"
[11:34:10] Fritz the Cookie : "YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE"
[11:34:12] Synne Reed : o_o
[11:34:27] Fritz the Cookie : "WISE GAY MAN OF THE NORTH WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH"
[11:34:34] Synne Reed : XD
[11:34:38] Synne Reed : ABOUT WHAT!?
[11:34:45] * Fritz the Cookie is nomming on celery sticks
[11:34:49] Fritz the Cookie : ABOUT
[11:34:52] Morphine : >>
[11:34:53] Fritz the Cookie : SHIT, WE NEED A PROBLEM
[11:34:56] Fritz the Cookie : QUICK EVERYBODY
[11:34:57] Fritz the Cookie : UH
[11:35:00] Fritz the Cookie : Oh!
[11:35:02] Fritz the Cookie : Well!
[11:35:05] Synne Reed : HOW TO DEEPTHROAT!
[11:35:07] Synne Reed : XD
[11:35:13] Fritz the Cookie : HOW TO DEEPTHROAT, YES
[11:35:16] Synne Reed : Grell was actually the guy who taught little innocent me.
[11:35:25] Fritz the Cookie : "YOUNG FRITZ YOU MUST LEARN TO DEEPTHROAT FROM THE WISE GAY MAN OF THE NORTH"
[11:35:36] Fritz the Cookie : Maybe he isn't so gay then~ *shot*
[11:35:45] Synne Reed : XD
[11:35:50] Fritz the Cookie : "BUT MASTER I DO NOT WANT TO CHOKE"
[11:35:51] Morphine : g2g... asshole parents...
[11:35:51] Synne Reed : He's completely gay
[11:35:55] Fritz the Cookie : "YOU WILL LEARN HOW NOT TO YOUNGUE FRITZ"
[11:35:57] Synne Reed : I see .
[11:36:00] Fritz the Cookie : (Seeya Morph!)
[11:36:01] Synne Reed : Vent to us alter!
[11:36:10] Fritz the Cookie : *folk music*
[11:36:13] Morphine : .... * considers slashing throat open with trench knife a few hours later *
[11:36:17] Fritz the Cookie : Young lad Fritz, he came from Osaka ayeeee
[11:36:24] Synne Reed : Relax your throat, and BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE TO AVOID GAGING REFLEX
[11:36:28] Synne Reed : ..
[11:36:30] Synne Reed : Morph ..
[11:36:30] Fritz the Cookie : He was told go on a quest ayeeeeee
[11:36:38] Synne Reed : VENT TO US BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING
[11:36:42] Fritz the Cookie : (OK I'LL REMEMBER THAT, PROBBALY GOING TO BE USEFUL SOME TIME)
[11:36:47] Fritz the Cookie : YES MORPH
[11:36:47] Synne Reed : XD
[11:36:48] Fritz the Cookie : VENT
[11:36:51] Morphine : ... fine...
[11:36:53] Morphine is Disconnected on Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:36 am
[11:36:53] Fritz the Cookie : LISTEN TO WENN ALLE UNTREU WERDEN
[11:36:56] Synne Reed : Good boy.
[11:36:56] Fritz the Cookie : D:
[11:37:00] Synne Reed : o_o
[11:37:07] Fritz the Cookie : Young lad Fritz he went on quest
[11:37:13] Synne Reed : I tried to take suicide twice, was close on a third
[11:37:15] Fritz the Cookie : to find the wise gay man of the north ayeeeeee
[11:37:18] * Fritz the Cookie strums guitar
[11:37:20] Synne Reed : But I am HERE! ALIVE! MUAHAHAHAHH
[11:37:25] Synne Reed : XD
[11:37:29] Fritz the Cookie : o3o I THINK I've tried, I'm not completely sure.
[11:37:35] Synne Reed : Grell would LOVE to play with you dear ~~
[11:37:39] Synne Reed : o_o What did you do?
[11:37:41] Fritz the Cookie : But fuckit, I must have been miffed
[11:37:50] Fritz the Cookie : I think it involved some kind of cables
[11:37:54] Fritz the Cookie : but I really don't remember.
[11:37:56] Synne Reed : o_
[11:37:57] Synne Reed : o_o*
[11:38:07] Synne Reed : First time for me was pill overdose
[11:38:11] Synne Reed : Second was hanging
[11:38:22] Synne Reed : Third was jumping from high place
[11:38:23] Fritz the Cookie : YOUNG LAD FRITZ HE CROSSED THE POND
[11:38:27] Fritz the Cookie : TO AMERICA HE WEEENT
[11:38:28] Fritz the Cookie : D;
[11:38:29] Synne Reed : But third was stopped by friend
[11:38:31] Synne Reed : O_O
[11:38:35] Synne Reed : AMERICA?!
[11:38:38] Fritz the Cookie : I'm too chicken for that sort of thing, like jumping
[11:38:41] Synne Reed : BUT!
[11:38:48] Synne Reed : Grell lives in GREAT BRITTAN
[11:38:54] Fritz the Cookie : FROM Osaka he went to USA in search of the wise gay man of the north
[11:38:57] Synne Reed : And .. Hanging was probably the scariest
[11:39:05] Fritz the Cookie : (Don't worry! It is long quest!)
[11:39:10] Fritz the Cookie : D; I bet it was
[11:39:14] Synne Reed : I see ..
[11:39:15] Synne Reed : xD
[11:39:17] Fritz the Cookie : You're supposed to break your neck
[11:39:22] Synne Reed : Yah
[11:39:33] Fritz the Cookie : At first he came to ol' San Fran, filed with gay people
[11:39:41] Fritz the Cookie : but there were no wise old gay men, at least not from the north
[11:39:48] Fritz the Cookie : Go on Youn Fritz, go on and on
[11:39:53] Fritz the Cookie : and to the west he weeent
[11:39:56] * Fritz the Cookie strums guitar
[11:40:00] Synne Reed : But when your friends burst in on you for having caught you buying rope and seeing a little note in your pcket on calculations for right lenght of rope and instructions on how to make hanging noose ..
[11:40:01] Synne Reed : XD
[11:40:17] Fritz the Cookie : o3o practice makes perfect
[11:40:23] Synne Reed : * Nodd *
[11:40:28] Synne Reed : No reason for taking my life right now ~~
[11:40:34] Synne Reed : Right now everything is acceptable ~~
[11:40:42] Fritz the Cookie : To north! Young Fritz thought!
[11:40:46] Synne Reed : O_O
[11:40:50] Fritz the Cookie : Canada must have wise gay man of the north!
[11:40:51] Synne Reed : BUT YOU'RE GOING WEST!
[11:40:53] Synne Reed : XD
[11:41:00] Fritz the Cookie : FUCK YOU D;
[11:41:02] Fritz the Cookie : WELL
[11:41:03] Fritz the Cookie : OKAY
[11:41:14] Fritz the Cookie : From Canada he went southards
[11:41:20] Fritz the Cookie : to New Yorke lande ahoy
[11:41:26] Fritz the Cookie : but he could only fild old jewish buggers
[11:41:30] Fritz the Cookie : selling bagels and shit ahoy
[11:41:34] Fritz the Cookie : so he hopped on a cargo plane
[11:41:38] Fritz the Cookie : and went due east
[11:41:56] Synne Reed : XD
[11:41:57] Fritz the Cookie : Thus Fritz landed in Morocco, filled with sand people and stuff ahoy
[11:42:09] Fritz the Cookie : It was a tad bit to warm ahoy so fritz went up to north
[11:42:12] Fritz the Cookie : to Italy he went with joy
[11:42:20] Fritz the Cookie : seeing all the heroes of yore ahoyy
[11:42:26] Fritz the Cookie : And thus Fritz walked
[11:42:30] Fritz the Cookie : though Stuttgart and berlin
[11:42:35] Fritz the Cookie : completely forgetting the Swiss Alps
[11:42:42] Fritz the Cookie : and fucking the border police ahoy
[11:42:56] Synne Reed : o_o
[11:43:06] Fritz the Cookie : And so he came to the French Border, the Rhine River so big ahoy
[11:43:17] Fritz the Cookie : but he smelled the shitty French and said "no way!"
[11:43:21] Fritz the Cookie : and went northwards ahoy
[11:43:22] Synne Reed : XD
[11:43:38] Synne Reed : What's with the dislike of French people?
[11:43:39] Fritz the Cookie : To the baltic Seas he came
[11:43:43] Fritz the Cookie : without a penny to his naaame
[11:43:47] Fritz the Cookie : (Its a joke)
[11:43:53] Fritz the Cookie : (French people smell bad apparently)
[11:44:03] Synne Reed : ._. They do?
[11:44:03] Synne Reed : XD
[11:44:12] Fritz the Cookie : (Too much painting fucked up my nose so I dunno)
[11:44:24] Synne Reed : xD, 's alright dear, CONTINUE!
[11:44:25] Fritz the Cookie : Fritz thought; Why! I can rent a boat!
[11:44:29] Fritz the Cookie : BUt he had no money ahoy.
[11:44:38] Synne Reed : o_o
[11:44:39] Fritz the Cookie : And he could not do a deepthroat yet so he could not whore himself
[11:45:12] Fritz the Cookie : and thus, so close to his target, Fritz wen back down south
[11:45:23] Fritz the Cookie : Joining up the French Foreign Legion, Fritz did so ahoy
[11:45:32] Fritz the Cookie : for 7 years and 7 months, he fought across the world
[11:45:51] Fritz the Cookie : Fighting for the French homeland, getting money and shiiit
[11:45:55] Fritz the Cookie : and after all this time~
[11:45:59] Fritz the Cookie : Fritz came again
[11:46:06] Fritz the Cookie : to the Baltic seas because, the French were smelly ahoy
[11:46:09] Synne Reed : * snort *
[11:46:10] Fritz the Cookie : and thus he boarded a boat
[11:46:19] Fritz the Cookie : taking him to English Land, ahoy
[11:46:43] Fritz the Cookie : Landing in Portsmouth, Fritz made a sigh
[11:46:55] Fritz the Cookie : hungry and bewildered Fritz set his foot on and
[11:46:59] Fritz the Cookie : only to eat British fod
[11:47:03] Fritz the Cookie : *food
[11:47:07] Synne Reed : XD
[11:47:16] Synne Reed : Grell lives in the outskirts of London!
[11:47:17] Fritz the Cookie : and thus he was laid to rest.
[11:47:26] Fritz the Cookie : But ahoy! His quest ends not yet!
[11:47:44] Synne Reed : o_o
[11:47:44] Fritz the Cookie : Fritz died, but his spirit floated up high
[11:47:55] Synne Reed : NOOO
[11:47:56] Fritz the Cookie : wait, no scracth that
[11:47:57] Synne Reed : COOKIEE!!
[11:47:58] Synne Reed : >_<
[11:48:03] Synne Reed : XD, good boy!
[11:48:05] Fritz the Cookie : start over from the part he hands on England
[11:48:10] Fritz the Cookie : AND THUS HE TOOK THE TRAM
[11:48:14] Fritz the Cookie : ALL THE WAY TO LONDON LAND
[11:48:15] Synne Reed : O_O
[11:48:19] Synne Reed : TRAM!?
[11:48:38] Fritz the Cookie : LOLOLOOL
[11:48:39] Fritz the Cookie : Yes
[11:48:45] Fritz the Cookie : But he went wrong way
[11:48:48] Fritz the Cookie : all the way to liverpool
[11:48:55] Fritz the Cookie : so he had to walk all the way
[11:48:58] Fritz the Cookie : up to London land
[11:49:03] Fritz the Cookie : and there he found the wise gay man
[11:49:07] Fritz the Cookie : of the northern lands
[11:49:22] Fritz the Cookie : And thus ends the quest
[11:49:31] Fritz the Cookie : EPILOGUE
[11:49:39] Synne Reed : o_o
[11:49:40] Fritz the Cookie : As young Fritz learned how to make deepthroat
[11:49:40] Synne Reed : ?"
[11:49:44] Synne Reed : ?!*
[11:49:47] Synne Reed : >: O
[11:49:51] Fritz the Cookie : He made monies for safe journy back to Japan
[11:49:57] Fritz the Cookie : and did he return
[11:49:58] Synne Reed : xD
[11:50:01] Fritz the Cookie : to his glorious land
[11:50:15] Fritz the Cookie : Although Master had long since passed
[11:50:17] Fritz the Cookie : Fritz was hailed as hero
[11:50:25] Fritz the Cookie : and he made Deepthroat on all the little boys and girls
[11:50:41] Fritz the Cookie : and was carried away by the police for molestation
[11:50:43] Fritz the Cookie : THE END
[11:50:59] Fritz the Cookie : O3O YOU LIKE IT, MISTRESS?
[11:51:03] Synne Reed : ..
[11:51:09] Synne Reed : BRAVO!
[11:51:11] Synne Reed : IT WAS ..
[11:51:13] Synne Reed : WAS ..
[11:51:16] Synne Reed : GLORIOUS!

[21:20:42] * Synne Reed searched for her pillow .. But sadly, it's gona somewhere unkown

[21:21:15] Neko Jay : Ah the magic dissapearing act that pillows can do owo

[21:21:25] Neko Jay : That happens to me too

[21:21:29] * Adam Mercer has eaten the pillow.

[21:22:03] Neko Jay : owo

[21:22:20] Synne Reed : o_o

[21:22:35] * Adam Mercer has eaten many pillows

[21:22:48] * Neko Jay hides behind Synne

[21:22:48] * Synne Reed frowns and points accusingly at Adam. " SPIT UP MY PILLOW ! "

[21:22:49] Neko Jay : OwO

[21:22:56] Synne Reed : (>_<)!!!

[21:23:10] Synne Reed : (>.<)

[21:23:13] Synne Reed : xD

[21:23:21] * Synne Reed pokes the nose of her smiley

[21:23:24] Synne Reed : o_o

[21:23:24] * Adam Mercer spits the pillow at several hundred miles an hour at Synne's face

[21:23:30] Synne Reed : O_O

[21:23:39] Adam Mercer : You asked for it

[21:23:43] * Synne Reed catches the thing and drops to the ground, cuddling it.

[21:23:57] Synne Reed : ^w^ Thank you Mr. Apple!

[21:24:03] Synne Reed : ... Mr. Adam *

[21:24:04] Synne Reed : >_<

[21:24:21] Adam Mercer : Apple? WTF?

[21:24:33] Neko Jay : oo

[21:24:37] Fritz the Cookie : back Mistress

[21:24:49] Neko Jay : Mr Apple that is you nick name X3

[21:25:00] Adam Mercer : Why?

[21:25:09] * Adam Mercer is confuzzled

[21:25:20] Neko Jay : BECAUSE IT IS

[04:33:02] * Neko Jay hides under a box "Diana won't find me here"

[04:33:10] @ Sirina Anthony : I know it looks nice as it is, but it's too busy

[04:33:17] Asmodeus : @ jay: -_- Really... Under a box..

[04:33:49] @ Sirina Anthony : one more smoke and then back to nap time!

[04:34:10] @ Sirina Anthony : I have work at the crack of noon and I should take a shower and wash off this bug spray!

[04:34:13] Neko Jay : @Deus Its no ordainy box, it was crafted by the devil him self, forged in the lowest pits of hell....or atleast thats what the ebay said

[04:34:30] @ Sirina Anthony : xD

[04:34:46] @ Sirina Anthony : that is going in CB moments

[20:53:46 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : hallo [arty peollea

[20:54:03 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : tegs is amof.

[20:54:21 01/08/11] @ Sirina Anthony : hello

[20:54:45 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : amof? O.o

[20:54:47 01/08/11] * Father Alexander Anderson uggs sirina

[20:55:10 01/08/11] * Sirina Anthony hugs Anderson back and slams a can of sprite in his face

[20:55:11 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ooooh he's drunk texing

[20:55:13 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : texting*

[20:55:53 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : a not

[20:56:24 01/08/11] @ Sirina Anthony : bullshit

[20:56:41 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : i'm ot texting

[20:57:10 01/08/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives tyler a nude pic of kallen

[20:57:26 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : <3

[20:58:12 01/08/11] * Father Alexander Anderson lovess red heada

[20:58:15 01/08/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then gives him a tuna sandwich

[20:58:30 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I do n't want ti

[21:00:34 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no to help with lube

[21:00:50 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : o not want

[21:01:03 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok

[21:01:24 01/08/11] @ Jean Dupont : .

[21:01:37 01/08/11] * Sirina Anthony is glad red hair got bred out of her.

[21:02:05 01/08/11] Morphine : back

[21:02:20 01/08/11] Morphine : ... * evil grin, disappears *

[21:02:25 01/08/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing puts a sign over sirina that says "melon sized tomboy here"

[21:03:01 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : nuh uhb.

[21:03:17 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : i'm not doings that when in durka

[21:03:23 01/08/11] Noob Saibot : * does epic pose with my shadow *

[21:03:33 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I'lk wait til I sober up.

[21:03:46 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok

[21:03:52 01/08/11] Noob Saibot : ... you been drinking anderson?!

[21:04:00 01/08/11] Noob Saibot : ... how un-priestly

[21:04:07 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : saddap

[21:04:40 01/08/11] @ Sirina Anthony : lol

[21:04:44 01/08/11] @ Sirina Anthony : ttyl guys

[21:05:09 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : whre thefuc is arry?

[21:05:20 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : he wad csuppisec to eb ere.

[21:05:23 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'll get him

[21:05:41 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : SPARLEZ!~!

[21:07:36 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : you ko w whatsounrds good right now/

[21:07:45 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : mountsain dew and bazblue

[21:08:09 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : an it's alalways sunny is hiladepphia's on!

[21:08:13 01/08/11] Noob Saibot : >>

[21:08:19 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : fucing lobe that how

[21:08:51 01/08/11] Morphine : now... wheres a good place to start typing up a story...

[21:09:06 01/08/11] Morphine : tegs

[21:09:08 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : huh?

[21:09:08 01/08/11] Morphine : I NEED NAMES

[21:09:56 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : for?

[21:10:11 01/08/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives tyler a kfc bowl

[21:10:24 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I miss the kfc owl

[21:10:28 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : the old ones thougbh

[21:10:40 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : with mahsed potatoes and corna and gravasy and chicken chunks

[21:10:47 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : i had it ever6 timee

[21:10:49 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : they still have them

[21:10:55 01/08/11] * Father Alexander Anderson sigh

[21:11:07 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : i'm teirefs

[21:12:31 01/08/11] Morphine : fanfiction or free writing

[21:12:34 01/08/11] Morphine : whatever you got

[21:13:20 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I use fanfiction.net

[21:17:41 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello

[21:17:58 01/08/11] Morphine : anything else?

[21:18:12 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : hello

[21:18:54 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : like?

[21:19:55 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : how is your day Integra

[21:20:02 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : good

[21:20:05 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yours?

[21:21:12 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : pretty well

[21:21:15 01/08/11] Morphine : for writing

[21:25:51 01/08/11] Die Krähe : Who's drunk now?

[21:26:05 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : not there just yet....

[21:26:11 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : angelus

[21:26:26 01/08/11] Die Krähe : Perfect timing

[21:26:27 01/08/11] @ Alucard : oh wow

[21:27:16 01/08/11] @ Alucard : im sorry i missed that one

[21:27:23 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : helko s;arkle

[21:27:26 01/08/11] @ Alucard : hey lightweight

[21:27:35 01/08/11] Morphine : >>

[21:27:40 01/08/11] @ Alucard : up on key

[21:27:47 01/08/11] @ Alucard : one*

[21:27:55 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : im not a libhtweiht you verpwerd son of a bith emor blood sucking bater

[21:27:55 01/08/11] Die Krähe : Behold! Fluent Drunkiness

[21:28:16 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : hahaha!

[21:28:19 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[21:28:22 01/08/11] * Alucard throws a tuna sammich at Father Alexander Anderson

[21:28:25 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : BRUCE

[21:28:33 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : yujiroh hame

[21:28:43 01/08/11] * Father Alexander Anderson loaves bgrappler baki

[21:28:49 01/08/11] @ Alucard : lmao

[21:28:52 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : lol

[21:28:55 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : yjiroh is myfavorit caracter

[21:29:42 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : he is a great character lol

[21:29:55 01/08/11] Die Krähe : Does he have subtitles?

[21:30:18 01/08/11] @ Alucard : look it's a scotsman that cant drink

[21:30:28 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : i'm trdec as fuck

[21:30:39 01/08/11] Father Alexander Anderson : i workec out like 3 timre s today

[21:30:45 01/08/11] Die Krähe : yes you are

[21:31:00 01/08/11] @ Alucard : damn i dont even do that bad on dance dance revolution drumk

[21:31:05 01/08/11] @ Alucard : wtf

[21:31:08 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : hahahahaha

[21:31:14 01/08/11] @ Alucard : drunk*

[21:31:14 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : he's a feather

[21:31:22 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : Mr. Feather

[21:31:28 01/08/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I don't even get like this with three shots of strong good tequila in a margarita

[21:31:50 01/08/11] @ Alucard : i took 9 shots of vodka for me to get there

[21:32:19 01/08/11] Bruce Kevlar : black Irish Whisky

[21:05:09] Father Alexander Anderson : whre thefuc is arry?

[21:05:20] Father Alexander Anderson : he wad csuppisec to eb ere.

[21:05:23] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'll get him

[21:05:41] Father Alexander Anderson : SPARLEZ!~!

[21:07:36] Father Alexander Anderson : you ko w whatsounrds good right now/

[21:07:45] Father Alexander Anderson : mountsain dew and bazblue

[21:08:09] Father Alexander Anderson : an it's alalways sunny is hiladepphia's on!

[21:08:13] Noob Saibot : >>

[21:08:16] Noob Saibot has logged off the chat on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:08 pm

[21:08:19] Father Alexander Anderson : fucing lobe that how

[21:08:39] Morphine joined the chat on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:08 pm

[21:08:51] Morphine : now... wheres a good place to start typing up a story...

[21:09:06] Morphine : tegs

[21:09:08] Father Alexander Anderson : huh?

[21:09:08] Morphine : I NEED NAMES

[21:09:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : for?

[21:10:11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives tyler a kfc bowl

[21:10:24] Father Alexander Anderson : I miss the kfc owl

[21:10:28] Father Alexander Anderson : the old ones thougbh

[21:10:40] Father Alexander Anderson : with mahsed potatoes and corna and gravasy and chicken chunks

[21:10:47] Father Alexander Anderson : i had it ever6 timee

[21:10:49] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : they still have them

[21:10:55] * Father Alexander Anderson sigh

[21:11:07] Father Alexander Anderson : i'm teirefs

[21:12:31] Morphine : fanfiction or free writing

[21:12:34] Morphine : whatever you got

[21:13:20] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I use fanfiction.net

[21:16:25] Jean Dupont has been disconnected on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:16 pm (session timeout)

[21:17:30] Bruce Kevlar joined the chat on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:17 pm

[21:17:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello

[21:17:58] Morphine : anything else?

[21:18:12] Bruce Kevlar : hello

[21:18:54] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : like?

[21:19:55] Bruce Kevlar : how is your day Integra

[21:20:02] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : good

[21:20:05] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yours?

[21:21:12] Bruce Kevlar : pretty well

[21:21:15] Morphine : for writing

[21:25:41] Die Krähe joined the chat on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:25 pm

[21:25:51] Die Krähe : Who's drunk now?

[21:26:05] Bruce Kevlar : not there just yet....

[21:26:10] Father Alexander Anderson has been disconnected on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:26 pm (session timeout)

[21:26:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : angelus

[21:26:14] Alucard joined the chat on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:26 pm

[21:26:26] Die Krähe : Perfect timing

[21:26:27] @ Alucard : oh wow

[21:27:03] Father Alexander Anderson joined the chat on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:27 pm

[21:27:16] @ Alucard : im sorry i missed that one

[21:27:23] Father Alexander Anderson : helko s;arkle

[21:27:26] @ Alucard : hey lightweight

[21:27:35] Morphine : >>

[21:27:40] @ Alucard : up on key

[21:27:47] @ Alucard : one*

[21:27:55] Father Alexander Anderson : im not a libhtweiht you verpwerd son of a bith emor blood sucking bater

[21:27:55] Die Krähe : Behold! Fluent Drunkiness

[21:28:16] Bruce Kevlar : hahaha!

[21:28:19] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[21:28:22] * Alucard throws a tuna sammich at Father Alexander Anderson

[21:28:25] Father Alexander Anderson : BRUCE

[21:28:33] Father Alexander Anderson : yujiroh hame

[21:28:43] * Father Alexander Anderson loaves bgrappler baki

[21:28:49] @ Alucard : lmao

[21:28:52] Bruce Kevlar : lol

[21:28:55] Father Alexander Anderson : yjiroh is myfavorit caracter

[21:29:42] Bruce Kevlar : he is a great character lol

[21:29:55] Die Krähe : Does he have subtitles?

[21:30:18] @ Alucard : look it's a scotsman that cant drink

[21:30:28] Father Alexander Anderson : i'm trdec as fuck

[21:30:39] Father Alexander Anderson : i workec out like 3 timre s today

[21:30:45] Die Krähe : yes you are

[21:31:00] @ Alucard : damn i dont even do that bad on dance dance revolution drumk

[21:31:05] @ Alucard : wtf

[21:31:08] Bruce Kevlar : hahahahaha

[21:31:14] @ Alucard : drunk*

[21:31:14] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : he's a feather

[21:31:22] Bruce Kevlar : Mr. Feather

[21:31:28] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I don't even get like this with three shots of strong good tequila in a margarita

[21:31:50] @ Alucard : i took 9 shots of vodka for me to get there

[21:32:19] Bruce Kevlar : black Irish Whisky

[21:32:42] Father Alexander Anderson : i like sake bomas

[21:32:56] @ Alucard : bomas?

[21:33:05] Father Alexander Anderson : hahaha i just sae tyhe giant panda commervail

[21:33:12] Morphine : .

[21:33:16] Father Alexander Anderson : bombs bitch@

[21:33:20] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you see what I mean?

[21:33:26] Die Krähe : OK.I think I got that one.

[21:33:28] Father Alexander Anderson : eglish.

[21:33:30] @ Alucard : oh god i only wish other people could see this

[21:33:34] Father Alexander Anderson : do ou speak it?

[21:33:58] Bruce Kevlar : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pya8jDBgSck

[21:34:05] @ Alucard : a is a little far from b smartass

[21:34:17] @ Alucard : that is 5 keys difference

[21:34:47] @ Alucard : lol

[21:35:11] Father Alexander Anderson : blah blah blah

[21:35:20] Die Krähe : I understood that!

[21:35:24] Father Alexander Anderson : everybdy look at alucard. he ca't die.

[21:35:28] Bruce Kevlar : me to!!

[21:35:33] Father Alexander Anderson : blah blha blah I hate immoraliy

[21:35:40] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[21:35:46] * Bruce Kevlar pokes Alucard with a stick

[21:35:50] Father Alexander Anderson : blah blah blah wanna big strong man to put his wooden stake in my heart again

[21:36:02] Father Alexander Anderson : blah blah blha blod is life, soul is silver

[21:36:16] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives tyler a pic of Heinkel naked in bed with yumie naked

[21:36:18] Father Alexander Anderson : blah balh blah Im tryoing too hard to be caryz and badass

[21:36:26] @ Alucard : wow lmao

[21:36:39] Father Alexander Anderson : blah blah blah cromwel relaeas I wasn't even trying!

[21:36:41] Morphine : agh... writings always harder then it seems...

[21:36:49] Father Alexander Anderson : blah blah blah alucard wins liek we all knoew he would

[21:36:57] @ Alucard : apparently

[21:36:58] Father Alexander Anderson : blah blah blah manga over

[21:37:17] Bruce Kevlar : -pokes the drunk Alexander Anderson with a stick

[21:37:25] Father Alexander Anderson : I lobe heinkel so mch

[21:37:27] @ Alucard : aww do you need a hug pandarson?

[21:37:33] Father Alexander Anderson : ever should have given her u

[21:37:36] Morphine : ... * steals the holy nail from anderson, sells it on Ebay *

[21:37:45] Father Alexander Anderson : back then everythig was fun

[21:37:56] Father Alexander Anderson : that was back befor this turned itno a a jodb

[21:38:04] * Bruce Kevlar buys the nail and then trades it for the spear of destiny

[21:38:14] Father Alexander Anderson : and I never had a fucking active yume dgod damnit

[21:38:34] Father Alexander Anderson : I WAT A N ACITVE YUMIE1

[21:38:35] Morphine : ... why do I suddenly think anderson did unholy things with heinkel and yumie...

[21:38:36] @ Alucard : buys the nail and keeps it as a last resort

[21:39:03] Morphine : IN... the confession box mind you

[21:39:27] Bruce Kevlar : confession boxes....scare me

[21:39:32] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : we could just hold new yumie auditions you know

[21:39:43] Father Alexander Anderson : nobody woul apoky

[21:39:45] Die Krähe : Easy place to hide a body

[21:39:50] Father Alexander Anderson : nobody ever applies for iscairo

[21:40:12] Father Alexander Anderson : tat's why I had to play heinkel...ad maxwell...and anderson...and renaldo...ad tarvis

[21:40:27] * Father Alexander Anderson sulks

[21:40:51] * Bruce Kevlar pats Anderson's shoulder....from a distance

[21:41:09] Father Alexander Anderson : i'LL KILL YIUR GAMILY1

[21:41:10] Morphine : ... * steals some of andersons bayonets and sells them *

[21:41:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : well maybe people will apply now

[21:42:19] Bruce Kevlar : yea

[21:42:26] @ Alucard : who knows

[21:42:26] Morphine : * jabs finger at anderson * YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

[21:42:34] Morphine : ... * sells alucard's coffin on Ebay *

[21:42:39] @ Alucard : oy

[21:42:40] Father Alexander Anderson : I fucked seras victoria!

[21:42:41] @ Alucard : miine

[21:42:50] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : LMAO

[21:42:52] Father Alexander Anderson : heinkel x seras

[21:42:54] Morphine : ... alucard just died inside

[21:42:54] Father Alexander Anderson : haha!

[21:43:08] Father Alexander Anderson : short blode hair

[21:43:10] Father Alexander Anderson : tomboy

[21:43:13] Father Alexander Anderson : accents

[21:43:17] Father Alexander Anderson : fucking love accents

[21:43:24] Bruce Kevlar : uh oh

[21:43:32] Morphine : ... wait... anderson...

[21:43:35] Morphine : I have a confession

[21:43:42] Father Alexander Anderson : what ou wat?

[21:43:47] Father Alexander Anderson : dont' give a shit'

[21:43:49] Morphine : .... * nervous cough * ... Yumie is pregnant... >>

[21:43:52] Father Alexander Anderson : i kow

[21:43:55] Father Alexander Anderson : 'm the dar

[21:43:59] Morphine : * gets behind iron shield *

[21:44:04] Morphine : wait...

[21:44:06] Morphine : .. well...

[21:44:08] Morphine : .... this is awkward

[21:44:30] Morphine : ... play me off johnny

[21:44:38] Father Alexander Anderson : I want more popcoern

[21:44:43] * Die Krähe plays exit music

[21:47:48] * Alucard turns Morphine into Seras Victoria

[21:47:56] Bruce Kevlar : o.o

[21:48:10] Father Alexander Anderson : no

[21:48:20] Father Alexander Anderson : that only works on einkel ad Im not heinkel anymore

[21:48:35] @ Alucard : ok...

[21:48:50] * Alucard turns Morphine into an altar boy

[21:49:03] Bruce Kevlar : lmfao

[21:49:04] Father Alexander Anderson : no. I like bsty nun

[21:49:10] Father Alexander Anderson : s

[21:49:20] Fausta Adler joined the chat on Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:49 pm

[21:49:20] @ Alucard : what is it request night

[21:49:26] @ Alucard : ok

[21:49:26] Morphine : * turns back into morphine *

[21:49:40] * Alucard turns Morphine into Yumie

[21:49:42] Morphine : FAUFAU, DEFEND ME WITH YOUR NURSE ABILITIES

[21:49:45] Father Alexander Anderson : eh

[21:49:56] Fausta Adler : Ehhhhh?

[21:49:57] Morphine : * starts beating alucard and anderson with faufau, holding her like a baseball bat *

[21:50:00] Father Alexander Anderson : what dont' you grt sparkles

[21:50:08] Father Alexander Anderson : heinkel x yuimie

[21:50:16] Father Alexander Anderson : anderson , nobdy

[21:50:17] * Fausta Adler stabs Morphine in the eye.

[21:50:26] Father Alexander Anderson : aderons x nobodhy

[21:50:30] Fausta Adler : Anderson x Zorin x a goat.

[21:50:40] Fausta Adler : Andy, have you been drinking?

[21:50:41] Morphine : * catches before it hits my eye * I need that

[21:50:54] @ Alucard : dingding ding we have a winner

[21:51:07] Father Alexander Anderson : shut up faust

[21:51:10] Morphine : ... time for the word game... (haven't done that in awhile)

[21:51:16] Fausta Adler : I'm an expert on drunk typing. :U

[21:51:21] Father Alexander Anderson : I'm soryy. that's mean

[21:51:35] Fausta Adler : You're good. <3

[21:51:51] @ Alucard : okay we will use you for closed captions fausta

[21:52:02] Fausta Adler : Be right back~

[21:52:03] Father Alexander Anderson : fausta. i love you sometime

[21:52:05] Father Alexander Anderson : s

[21:52:16] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gives tyler a bunch of heinkel nude pics

[21:52:17] Father Alexander Anderson : you oine when I did and you nevaer change

[21:52:19] Morphine : one night alucard was ...... in the rain when ..... appeared and yelled "you shall not pass" as loud as they could. At that moment faufau appeared, holding .... like a rabid chainsaw beaver and attacked anderson with ...... who of which was using a rubber chicken

[21:52:28] Father Alexander Anderson : you helped me get andrsn in the first place

[21:53:27] * Bruce Kevlar watches all the humor unfold....

[21:53:51] Morphine : ... oh come on... do I have to explain how THE GAME (which everyone just lost by the way) works?

[21:54:01] Father Alexander Anderson : the gae is stupid

[21:54:07] Father Alexander Anderson : always has been.

[21:54:18] Morphine : welcome to the internet

[21:54:28] Die Krähe : He's funnier

[21:54:30] Fausta Adler : Baaaaaaaaaack.

[21:54:37] @ Alucard : i am ...welcomed

[21:54:40] Morphine : you have accomplished NOTHING.

[21:54:44] Morphine : wb faufau

[21:54:50] Fausta Adler : So I need to throw together two outfits for tomorrow night.

[21:54:59] @ Alucard : ok fausta translate

[21:55:04] Father Alexander Anderson : daisy uke sorts

[21:55:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[21:55:17] Fausta Adler : Daisy Duke shorts.

[21:55:18] Father Alexander Anderson : or tight blac slacks

[21:55:29] Fausta Adler : Or tight black slacks.

[21:55:33] Father Alexander Anderson : nothinsg sexier that daisy duike shorts or tight balckslacks

[21:55:42] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : well.....

[21:55:45] Father Alexander Anderson : anybodyever see scary movie 2?

[21:55:48] @ Alucard : got that one

[21:55:50] Fausta Adler : Actually, I do plan on wearing the second, since I'm going to be dressed as Vince from The Mighty Boosh.

[21:55:51] Father Alexander Anderson : the red heac...

[21:55:53] Die Krähe : I did

[21:55:54] Bruce Kevlar : yep

[21:55:58] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no offense fausa but you don't have a butt so daisy dukes would look fine on you

[21:56:06] Father Alexander Anderson : oh ear god the red head i that movie

[21:56:14] Fausta Adler : .______.

[21:56:17] Fausta Adler : Baaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

[21:56:18] Father Alexander Anderson : somebody google themovie and find out her name

[21:56:27] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[21:56:38] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : tyler wants to stalk someone

[21:56:51] Bruce Kevlar : Kathleen Robertson

[21:56:56] Fausta Adler : I pretty much have everything that I need to be Vince, as his clothes aren't much different from mine, but I need to make Lindsey into Howard.

[21:57:02] Father Alexander Anderson : Kathleen Robertson!

[21:57:07] Father Alexander Anderson : marry me!

[21:57:47] Fausta Adler : Lawl.

[22:01:58] * Father Alexander Anderson opens anoter beer

[22:02:24] Morphine : * takes anderson's beer and slams it across bruce's face before he touches the brownies *

[22:02:33] Morphine : try agains hooman

[22:02:35] Bruce Kevlar : Alexander the cookies were cooked in beer

[22:02:39] Father Alexander Anderson : fuck you

[22:02:52] * Father Alexander Anderson wats his ber back

[22:02:53] @ Alucard : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

[22:03:11] Morphine : WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ANDERSON?!

[22:03:13] Father Alexander Anderson : this is a good song

[22:03:17] * Bruce Kevlar gives Anderson a six pack of beer

[22:03:22] Morphine : * slams a bill into anderson's face *

[22:03:27] Morphine : WELCOME TO THE PROHIBITION!

[22:03:50] @ Alucard : hell if it prohibition let me grab one

[22:03:52] Father Alexander Anderson : ya know what morph?

[22:03:54] @ Alucard : is*

[22:04:05] Morphine : 1+1 = 59230?

[22:04:12] Father Alexander Anderson : you'er on my igrnor list foe a bit

[22:04:19] Morphine : 99/0 = faufau?

[22:04:23] @ Alucard : 8765309?

[22:04:27] Morphine : eh... fine with me

[15:06:45] * Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin offers a ball of yarn

[15:07:02] @ Neko Jay : OwO *paws at yarn*

[15:07:43] * Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin smiles and tosses it up in the air

[15:08:34] * Neko Jay chasess after yarn and catches it as it goes to the ground

[15:09:18] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : Hehe, good boy *scratches his ears*

[15:09:52] * Neko Jay purss but suddenly stops and throws the yarn away >///<

[15:10:09] @ Neko Jay : Curse this cat instincts

[15:10:14] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : What? O.o

[15:10:36] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : Ah

[15:10:49] * Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin giggles

[15:12:28] * Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin scratches the ears again.

[15:12:48] * Neko Jay purss O/////O "S stop that"

[15:13:35] * Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin cocks her head. "Why if it makes you happy?"

[15:14:21] @ Neko Jay : I it doesn't
[15:14:56] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : But you purred >~O

[15:15:17] @ Neko Jay : It was your imagination

[15:16:05] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : Uh-huh *holds up a tape recorder*

[15:16:20] @ Neko Jay : owo

[15:16:32] * Neko Jay takes tape recorder and runs

[15:16:58] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : Aha! Guilty conscience!!

[15:17:45] @ Neko Jay : >w< no I just felt like running

[15:17:53] * Neko Jay smashes tape recorder

[15:18:00] @ Neko Jay : :3

[15:18:36] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : Uh-huh... You owe me a new tape recorder -3-

[15:18:50] @ Neko Jay : owo crap

[15:22:45] * Neko Jay throws a tape recorder at Melanyia then runs

[23:55:20] Teddycard joined the chat on Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:55 pm

[23:55:45] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[23:55:45] * Teddycard stomps in as a Giant Fanged Teddy Bear

[23:56:07] @ Teddycard : Growwwl~ Pandarson!!!

[23:56:08] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : O-o;;;

[23:56:19] * Bruce Kevlar shots at Teddycard with a flame thrower

[23:56:31] Pandarson has logged off the chat on Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:56 pm

[23:56:32] Pandarson joined the chat on Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:56 pm

[23:56:38] * Pandarson takes a sumo stance

[23:56:45] Pandarson : Groar!

[23:56:51] * Teddycard bows

[23:56:55] Pandarson : translation: Your mother sucks cocks in hell vampire!

[23:57:00] @ Teddycard : Growl~

[23:57:19] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : I don't think miniskirts will save this battle.

[23:57:32] @ Teddycard : translation: Growl

[23:58:38] * Teddycard growls again

[23:58:55] * Teddycard starts circling around Panarson

[23:59:04] * Pandarson tackles the sparkly fluff ball

[23:59:10] Pandarson : groar!

[23:59:25] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : ...Sparkles?

[23:59:29] * Teddycard lucks arms and digs his feet into the ground

[23:59:36] @ Teddycard : locks*

[00:00:21] * Teddycard flips Pandarson into the mud pool

[00:00:23] Melaniya Basov-Avkaitin : I'm going to bed. Gnight all!

[00:00:30] @ Teddycard : Growl~

[00:00:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : night

[00:00:36] * Pandarson drags Teddycard with him, kicking him overhead

[00:00:41] Pandarson : woof

[00:00:44] @ Teddycard : tranlation: good night

[00:00:54] @ Teddycard : translation*

[00:01:29] * Teddycard bares fangs with black flames stuffing sticking out one of his ears

[00:01:51] * Pandarson holds a bamboo bayonet between his teeth

[00:02:27] * Teddycard holds a bamboo dart gun Jackal

[00:03:12] * Teddycard starts to circle around Pandarson again

[00:03:48] * Pandarson throws a picnic basket at Teddycard

[00:04:37] * Teddycard slices the picnic basket with his claws and opens his mouth to catch any food left over

[00:05:08] * Pandarson sits down and starts chewing on his bayonet

[00:05:25] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[00:05:28] * Teddycard goes over and starts raiding the picnic basket

[00:06:20] * Teddycard finds the basket is empty

[00:06:29] @ Teddycard : grrrrrooooowwwwl~

[00:06:42] * Teddycard points at Integra F. W. Hellsing

[00:06:49] * Integra F. W. Hellsing throws a blood sausage at teddycard

[00:06:53] * Pandarson wanders into Ranger Rico's office and eats everything inside...including Ranger Rico

[00:07:05] @ Teddycard : lmao

[00:07:21] @ Teddycard : gruf

I found this pretty going crazy after a bit, so I'm sure you guys will too lol

[14:45:32] * Neko Jay sneaks away as he left a decoy under the car
[14:45:33] @ Neko Jay : w>
[14:46:35] Isis : *jumps over by Neko and hugs him* haha I can smell you from a mile away Neko!
[14:47:23] Rone : I!.. don't know..
[14:47:40] @ Todhändler : .
[14:47:48] Rone : maybe its because I'm a rather interesting person? *sits down behind his desk*
[14:48:14] * Bruce Kevlar walks over to the fridge....opens it....pulls out a glass of blood...and drinks it....
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[14:49:12] * Neko Jay looks at Isis owo "You can !?"
[14:49:38] Isis : I'm a Lycan werewolf pup, my sense of smell is strong remember lol
[14:49:42] @ Artisto Perfetto : damn if he smells that bad, we need to sick the hose on him
[14:49:48] Isis : oh right you haven't seen the character sheet that's why lol
[14:50:49] @ Neko Jay : lol
[14:50:55] Rone : XD
[14:51:01] * Bruce Kevlar pulls out a fire hose ready....
[14:51:09] * Neko Jay picks up Isis and jumps onto a building
[14:51:32] Isis : O.O ah! What the heck?!
[14:51:50] @ Neko Jay : Hes got a hose owo
[14:51:55] Isis : >.< This isn't King Kong Neko! XD
[14:52:01] Bruce Kevlar : XD
[14:53:26] @ Neko Jay : Sowwy
[14:53:44] * Bruce Kevlar waits for Neko to climb down...
[14:53:57] @ Artisto Perfetto : lucky i have his ultimate kryptonite
[14:54:11] * Artisto Perfetto pulls out a catnip cookie
[14:54:21] @ Neko Jay : OwO
[14:54:48] Bruce Kevlar : hehehehe
[14:54:48] * Neko Jay sniffs "Oh no" looks down =^OwO^= "nya"
[14:54:52] @ Artisto Perfetto : isis you may need to hold on for dear life for thsi one
[14:55:11] Isis : *Holds and claws into Neko for dear life*
[14:55:22] * Artisto Perfetto gets into a formula one car and starts to drive off with the cookie
[14:55:56] @ Artisto Perfetto : with the cookie hanging out of the window
[14:56:51] * Neko Jay jumps off the building and hovers down landing saftly on his feet, then runs after the car wtill holding Isis
[14:57:12] * Artisto Perfetto floors it
[14:57:36] * Neko Jay easily catches up with the formula one car "NYAAA"
[14:57:41] Isis : *still holding on* I hate you all!
[14:58:05] * Artisto Perfetto shoots Neko Jay with a water gun filled with ammonia
[14:58:33] * Bruce Kevlar is strapped to the top of the car with the mega hose and sprays Neko down....
[14:59:16] Isis : *getting dizzy by the ammonia smell* guys...I'm still with him.....
[14:59:31] * Artisto Perfetto floors it over a drawbridge
[15:00:53] * Neko Jay falls over but somehow Isis is unharmed
[15:00:58] @ Neko Jay : @w@ nyaaa
[15:01:07] @ Artisto Perfetto : hehe that's what makes it fun Isis
[15:01:18] * Rone is standing nearby looking like a badass
[15:01:28] Isis : *still dizzy though, but get up awkwardly* I still hate you all....
[15:01:39] * Bruce Kevlar turns and manages to spray Rone a bit with the hose passing by...
[15:02:12] * Rone manages to dodge only to slam into a pole, "O..ow.."
[15:02:20] @ Artisto Perfetto : hmm lets augment that hose a bit
[15:02:41] Todhändler has been disconnected on Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:02 pm (session timeout)
[15:02:56] * Artisto Perfetto changes the holse intake to shoot female Neko pheremones
[15:03:03] @ Artisto Perfetto : hose*
[15:03:06] @ Neko Jay : oO
[15:03:10] * Rone turns head and notices big box of yuri porn, "WOOT! Karma I love you!"
[15:03:17] @ Artisto Perfetto : ok shoot Rone again
[15:03:19] Bruce Kevlar : ^_^
[15:03:24] @ Neko Jay : N nya ?
[15:03:29] * Rone takes box and runs away "mine!"
[15:03:54] * Artisto Perfetto floors it again
[15:03:56] Isis : *stares after them* you men can be complete idoits T_T
[15:03:59] * Bruce Kevlar fires it into the air and like a mist goes all around the area rone is and he can't dodge it....
[15:04:02] @ Artisto Perfetto : shoot everything
[15:04:36] @ Artisto Perfetto : no im just in a silly mood
[15:04:52] * Neko Jay shoots Arti with a rocket
[15:04:54] Isis : nah just talking about someone else*stares at Rone*
[15:05:00] @ Artisto Perfetto : /mee dodges
[15:05:03] Bruce Kevlar : =D
[15:05:07] * Artisto Perfetto dodges*
[15:06:03] * Bruce Kevlar has a small watter bottle with the female Neko pheremones in it and tosses it like a granade to explode over a random old lady....
[15:06:57] @ Artisto Perfetto : ooh
[15:07:02] @ Artisto Perfetto : lets keep him going
[15:07:18] * Artisto Perfetto drops a crumb of the catnip cookie out of the window
[15:07:34] * Neko Jay is bored now and lays ont he ground
[15:07:35] * Rone is unaffected by mist, however the books are so he quickly removes his coat to cover them, then runs home
[15:07:36] @ Neko Jay : *the
[15:07:40] Rone : AWAKA-CHA!!
[15:08:18] * Artisto Perfetto tosses Neko Jay the catnip cookie
[15:08:21] @ Artisto Perfetto : enjoy
[15:09:38] * Bruce Kevlar is stuck, the straps won't undo....
[15:09:41] * Artisto Perfetto goes and lays down in a hammock
[15:10:02] @ Artisto Perfetto : now you can shoot it with a rocket Jay

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[02:53:20] Archer : ...

[02:56:57] Archer : welps,i appear to be the only one on

[02:59:23] Archer : fuck it,im bored

[03:00:34] Archer : i would start into random song and dance but i have a small fear that someone is gonna join the cbox at the moment i post

[03:01:07] Archer : then again iam talking to myself currently sooooooo i guess getting caught in a random dance wouldnt be as bad

[03:01:48] Archer : ....i think i should stop this but i cant help but think that eventually someones gonna see it and it will amuse the hell out of them

[03:01:54] Archer : whatever

[03:01:57] Seras Victoria joined the chat on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:01 am

[03:02:07] Archer : goddamn it i knew it

[03:02:12] Seras Victoria : harro Archer

[03:02:21] Seras Victoria : lol

[03:02:25] Seras Victoria : yea lol

[03:02:29] Archer : i mean...hey seras X/

[03:02:40] Seras Victoria : XD

[16:11:49 17/08/11] * Edward McFinn walks over and sits next to Seras.

[16:12:59 17/08/11] Edward McFinn : This is gonna be kind of annoying..

[16:13:06 17/08/11] * Seras Victoria edges away from the creepy man.

[16:13:12 17/08/11] Seras Victoria : what is.

[16:14:23 17/08/11] Seras Victoria : ?.

[16:14:48 17/08/11] Edward McFinn : I couldn't use the same email for this account so I had to use my hotmail which I rarely touch anymore. So now everytime I post with this character, its gonna show up in my gmail because my other character will be watching the topic so I get automatic updates everytime a post is made. When I make a post with this character, its gonna show up and confuse the hell out of me.

[16:15:21 17/08/11] Seras Victoria : yea l'bit had to do that with mine aswell.

[16:15:47 17/08/11] * Edward McFinn moves closer to Seras.

[16:17:03 17/08/11] * Seras Victoria is totally creeped out and grabs her pepper spray.

[16:17:26 17/08/11] * Seras Victoria is totally creeped out and grabs her Harkonnen.

[16:17:32 17/08/11] * Edward McFinn grabs his cross and holds it up.

[16:17:32 17/08/11] Seras Victoria : option b.

[16:17:35 17/08/11] Seras Victoria : XD.

[16:17:55 17/08/11] * Seras Victoria wails and kicks Ed and runs away.

[16:18:12 17/08/11] Edward McFinn : don't make me touch you with my silver cross!.

[16:18:20 17/08/11] * Edward McFinn runs after Seras.

[16:18:35 17/08/11] Herr major Max : "Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the West... destroyed our culture... our economies... our honor. Our blood has been spilled on our soil. My blood... on their hands. They are the invaders. All U.S and British forces will leave Russia immediately... or suffer the consequences." — Zakhaev's speech during the cutscene before Ultimatum.

[16:18:59 17/08/11] Edward McFinn : Makarov.

[16:19:10 17/08/11] Edward McFinn : Er, nvm.

[16:19:51 17/08/11] * Seras Victoria chucks a garbage bin in the man's way.

[16:20:40 17/08/11] * Edward McFinn vaults over the garbage bin.

[16:21:15 17/08/11] * Seras Victoria chucks a tree at the pursuing man.

[16:21:33 17/08/11] * Edward McFinn rolls underneath the tree.

[16:21:53 17/08/11] * Seras Victoria continues to run away.

[16:22:26 17/08/11] Seras Victoria : leave me alone you stalker!.

[16:22:46 17/08/11] Herr major Max : Private Seras get on the roof and hit 'em with the Javelin.

[16:23:01 17/08/11] * Edward McFinn throws Herr Major Max at Seras.

[16:23:04 17/08/11] * Seras Victoria clotheslines a person on a moped and chucks the moped at Edward.

[16:23:04 17/08/11] * Herr major Max hands Seras a Javelin to shoot Edvard with.

[16:23:27 17/08/11] Seras Victoria : *the moped collides with major.

[16:23:53 17/08/11] * Herr major Max matrix dodges out of the way.

[16:23:56 17/08/11] * Edward McFinn trips over slightly because he was laughing too hard..

[16:24:18 17/08/11] * Seras Victoria uses this time to dissappear from view.

[07:03:38] Father Alexander Anderson : I wrote a story too.

[07:03:54] Attagorn Delandrel : Really Anderson?

[07:04:01] Father Alexander Anderson : There once was an overpowered vampire that inspired fangirls everywhere with his wavy black hair

[07:04:15] Amara Tethra : Witch of space, time, snakes, Intangibility, shes a mix of Madara, Orochimaru, Medusa (Soul eater)

[07:04:19] Father Alexander Anderson : then one day, fans grew tired of there never being any surprise in his fights so they stepped in.

[07:04:19] Amara Tethra : lol @ andy

[07:04:38] Father Alexander Anderson : They created an equally overpowered character with swords to negate the vampire's powers

[07:04:44] Father Alexander Anderson : they fought and both died.

[07:05:03] Father Alexander Anderson : then the artise, having no other characters to re-use, went back to drawing hentai.

[07:05:05] Attagorn Delandrel : I feel like I should have heard this before

[07:05:06] Father Alexander Anderson : the end.

[07:05:11] Amara Tethra : xD going in the funny moments

noone was actually in chat except for me XP

[18:26:25] Julius Miller joined the chat on Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:26 pm

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[18:27:15] Seras Victoria has been disconnected on Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:27 pm (session timeout)

[18:27:23] Julius Miller : ...

[18:27:35] Michel has been disconnected on Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:27 pm (session timeout)

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[18:28:03] Julius Miller : what the hell just happened?

[18:28:19] Seras Victoria has been disconnected on Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:28 pm (session timeout)

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[18:28:44] Julius Miller : im so confused

[18:32:56] Kilquan Suffraxon joined the chat on Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:32 pm

[18:33:02] Kilquan Suffraxon : Hola!

[18:34:07] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wow

[18:34:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and hello kil

[18:34:15] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : how was last night?

[18:35:01] Father Alexander Anderson joined the chat on Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:35 pm

[18:35:14] * Father Alexander Anderson flykicks Kilquan in the jaw

[18:35:16] Father Alexander Anderson : CTHULU!

[18:35:50] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ???

[18:37:53] Father Alexander Anderson : answer me calamari!

[18:38:35] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : O.o

[18:39:23] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : since when is kil a tasty squid?

[18:39:39] Father Alexander Anderson : a couple months back

[18:39:51] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : huh?

[18:40:15] @ Ridl : .

[18:15:25] Julius Miller : silly edward,isis isnt an eight year old boy! : P

[18:15:38] Edward McFinn : Huh?

[18:15:47] Isis : *turns* now I'll be post--*laughs* oh my god! I get that!

[18:15:58] Julius Miller : XD

[18:16:10] Isis : there's always incidents that priest were caught molesting little boys.

[18:16:17] Isis : priests

[18:16:21] Edward McFinn : XD

[18:16:28] Isis : there was one on the news a few years ago actually O.o

[18:16:38] Edward McFinn : I'm not one of those, otherwise Anderson wouldn't let me live at the Orphanage

[18:16:59] Julius Miller : hey...andersons a priest too isnt he?

[18:17:02] Julius Miller : >:]

[18:17:22] Edward McFinn : .... and he runs an Orphanage

[18:18:02] Julius Miller : ...

[18:18:10] Julius Miller : lets not continue this conversation

[18:18:28] Edward McFinn : I agree

[00:37:41 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Hmm, if I were a Hetalia character, I could see myself as Britain.

[00:37:45 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : though its epic

[00:38:22 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : angelus would be america if that's the case

[00:38:28 05/09/11] Eiser Croushlin : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc&ob=av2e

[00:38:39 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : My brother would be Germany of course

[00:38:42 05/09/11] @ Ridl : <--- Germany

[00:38:42 05/09/11] Eiser Croushlin : straight from 1998

[00:38:55 05/09/11] @ Ridl : no, he's Russia

[00:39:07 05/09/11] * Nathan Heydt "Mirage" ist not communist pig

[00:39:19 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : "You have 15 minutes to finish eating. If you do not finish in 15 minutes I will shoot you."

[00:39:24 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : huh?

[00:39:25 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : wb Saxon

[00:39:32 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : i don't know what hetalia character I would be

[00:39:45 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : austria

[00:39:55 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : what's this about america?

[00:40:14 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : We're trying to figure out who's who from Hetalia

[00:40:21 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Anyone here who has not seen Hetalia, please direct yourself to dubhappy.com and proceed to watch Hetalia: Axis Powers

[00:40:22 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : why austria?

[00:40:28 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : I picture Ridl as Italy, LOUD and ready to go, yet not really xD

[00:40:30 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : glasses?

[00:40:35 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : never heard of it

[00:40:53 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ed you can watch it on youtube

[00:41:05 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : I watch it on dubhappy.

[00:41:12 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : So far i'm at episode 33

[00:41:19 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : though Italy in Hetalia is kinda misdrawn, italy wasnt a coward, just heavily under armed and incapable of anything

[00:42:34 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I don't know who I would be in Hetalia

[00:42:39 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwma3a9Zbhc&feature=related

[00:42:56 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : There are no female countries, oh, wait Lithuania.

[00:43:07 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : And Chibi Italy

[00:43:09 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Hungary

[00:43:23 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : That one too

[00:43:35 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and chibi italy is a boy

[00:43:48 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Thats most obviously a girl.

[00:44:02 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's a boy

[00:44:05 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : its a guy

[00:44:10 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : The voice, the appearance, and Rome's infatuation with it

[00:44:20 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Nate, you have not seen the chibi

[00:44:22 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's

[00:44:23 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : a

[00:44:24 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : boy

[00:44:34 05/09/11] @ Ridl : that's a joke on the part of the Romans

[00:44:41 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Whatever, looks and sounds like a girl to me.

[00:44:43 05/09/11] @ Ridl : most of them molested young children

[00:44:58 05/09/11] @ Ridl : why would Italy change genders half way through growing up

[00:45:08 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and Nathan maybe later

[00:45:44 05/09/11] @ Ridl : working on RP sample now

[00:45:49 05/09/11] @ Ridl : then Walter is complete

[00:46:01 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : ok no problem, I'm going to bed soon

[00:46:07 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : was reading up on something

[00:47:07 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Wuss

[00:49:33 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : ok I need a good adrenaline pumping song for zombie slaying

[00:49:51 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : what kind of music?

[00:49:57 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : cause I know some good stuff

[00:50:00 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : i don't care

[00:50:29 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : wow, of all the major members of the resistance only 7 survived the war

[00:50:31 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : o.o

[00:50:45 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : ?

[00:50:49 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : Hitler did a hell of a job of purging

[00:51:05 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSnFTnVUdxk here

[00:51:14 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : ...

[00:51:22 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : this America guy....

[00:51:31 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV8E5aZtBCE&feature=related

[00:51:31 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yea?

[00:51:37 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : What....the fuck?

[00:51:52 05/09/11] * Nathan Heydt "Mirage" is listening to long live sacred germany

[00:51:53 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[00:52:02 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : he's the sad truth about our country

[00:52:08 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's a frat boy

[00:52:39 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Every person in there is a stereotype of their country

[00:52:39 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : our country is fucked

[00:52:41 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : what's this show even about?

[00:52:42 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : end of story really

[00:53:14 05/09/11] @ Ridl : it's a political comedy about WWII

[00:53:31 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : yeah

[00:53:38 05/09/11] @ Ridl : it represents the countries and their relations by the characters

[00:53:42 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Pretty much

[00:53:55 05/09/11] @ Ridl : everything they do is supposed to represent something that happened in history

[00:54:26 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : italy threw me off majorly

[00:54:31 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : PASTA!!

[00:54:51 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : So Germany, Italy, and Japan sat on a beach while America yelled "China, I choose you!" and then China hit germany with a pot and hit Japan with a stick while Italy waved a white flag?

[00:55:13 05/09/11] @ Ridl : pretty much

[00:55:17 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : wait a minute...

[00:55:21 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson points at Tegs

[00:55:22 05/09/11] @ Ridl : didn't you pay attention in history class?

[00:55:23 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : One fucked up history lesson

[00:55:28 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : YOU COMPARED ME TO THAT ASSHOLE!

[00:55:37 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : lol

[00:55:40 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : lmao

[00:55:41 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I am not a fratboy!

[00:55:47 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : Italy acts more french then anything

[00:56:23 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson is a wonderful, free-spirited, bundle of fun and gladfullness that was bestowed upon this world by the almighty God Himself.

[00:56:34 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but you were soooo eager for McCocksuckington *sarcasm*

[00:56:35 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : lol

[00:56:51 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no but seriously when you get drunk you are like that America guy

[00:56:52 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : <.< Conceded much are we Father?

[00:57:34 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : frat boys loooove reverse cowgirl

[00:57:40 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : SLUTWHORE McCOCKSUCKINGTON DID NOT CORRUPT ME!

[00:57:49 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I said NO to that trainwreck!

[00:57:49 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao

[00:57:55 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : lmao

[00:58:20 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I enjoy not having crabs/AIDs/God knows what else she's packing down there.

[00:58:34 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Correction, Andy is Russia, or maybe Canada

[00:58:34 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but you love reverse cowgirl

[00:58:53 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : That's besides the point!

[00:58:57 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and you were smooching meabh that night too

[00:58:58 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson shakes his fist.

[00:59:12 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : ....well....that's a story for a different day.

[00:59:16 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : BACK ON TOPIC!

[00:59:19 05/09/11] @ Ridl : maybe Edvard won't be the one Iscariot is hunting down...

[00:59:22 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no it's not

[00:59:26 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's on the cbox moment

[00:59:31 05/09/11] * Nathan Heydt "Mirage" believes taht is the topic

[00:59:36 05/09/11] * Edward McFinn falls out of his bed because he's laughing too hard

[00:59:39 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but you are blonde

[00:59:49 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and you do look like a frat boy

[00:59:58 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and admit it you love burgers

[01:00:01 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I'm too scrawny for a frat boy

[01:00:02 05/09/11] @ Ridl : I'm going to tell you what to do if you want to win this argument

[01:00:07 05/09/11] @ Ridl : just follow my leade

[01:00:17 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I do love me some double bacon cheeseburgers

[01:00:17 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : and I'm austria for only the glasses?

[01:00:30 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you look like him

[01:00:34 05/09/11] @ Ridl : you have to say, "I AM A MAN!" and punch the person in the gut

[01:00:39 05/09/11] @ Ridl : like so

[01:00:43 05/09/11] @ Ridl : I AM A MAN!

[01:00:46 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but you are also old fashioned

[01:00:52 05/09/11] * Ridl punches Edward in the gut

[01:00:58 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson clotheslines Ridl through the far wall

[01:01:04 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

[01:01:04 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : I like Piano music

[01:01:09 05/09/11] * Nathan Heydt "Mirage" pulls out his 1873 colt and aims at edward

[01:01:14 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I'm old fashioned? O__o

[01:01:14 05/09/11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : don't touch my brother again

[01:01:20 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no

[01:01:21 05/09/11] Prime Minister Saxon : ok I am off to get some zombie heads to put over my fireplace

[01:01:23 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : meh, I suppose that's fair.

[01:01:26 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Saxon is old fashioned

[01:01:32 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : good luck

[01:01:39 05/09/11] @ Ridl : WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK [i]I[i] AM?!

[01:01:42 05/09/11] * Nathan Heydt "Mirage" changes aim to ridl

[01:01:45 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : ah, that makes a bit more sense.

[01:01:46 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : bring me a limb

[01:01:49 05/09/11] * Ridl spinkicks Anderson

[01:02:04 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson shatters Ridl's leg.

[01:02:14 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : an arm with a hand attacked preferably

[01:02:17 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Your Spinzaku can't overcome my Kallen punch!

[01:02:18 05/09/11] * Nathan Heydt "Mirage" brings Integra Ridl's Arm

[01:02:27 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : So Andy, are you a sparkly vampire or a badass one?

[01:02:45 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : First things first, I ain't no damn vampire.

[01:02:56 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but you are america

[01:02:59 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : However, once upon a time I was the No Life King so I suppose non-sparkly

[01:03:22 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : http://www.zerochan.net/530948

[01:03:33 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I'm Shizuo fucking Heiwajima people. GET IT RIGHT!

[01:03:52 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : And i'm Mikado

[01:03:52 05/09/11] @ Ridl : kick logic out and do the impossible!

[01:04:04 05/09/11] * Ridl regrows limbs and makes a giant drill come out of his hand

[01:04:08 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you're america

[01:04:11 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I'll kick you out the window~

[01:04:13 05/09/11] @ Ridl : that's how Team Dai Gurren Rolls!

[01:04:24 05/09/11] * Ridl Giga Drill Breaks Panderson

[01:04:26 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson pimp slaps Ridl

[01:04:35 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Let's see ya grit those teeth!

[01:04:44 05/09/11] * Ridl makes a drill come out his face

[01:04:53 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson points at Tegs. "And as for you...."

[01:05:11 05/09/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing turns into categra

[01:05:14 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : mew

[01:05:31 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : You can take my polite mannerisms, you can take my air of stoic badassery, but you'll never take....MY COWGIRLS!

[01:05:33 05/09/11] * Edward McFinn takes the letter from Anderson and gives it to Integra. "Delivery for Sir Integra.

[01:05:55 05/09/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing turns back

[01:05:57 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson 's letter reads as follows:

[01:06:08 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Hey Rip

[01:06:14 05/09/11] @ Rip Van Winkle : hello

[01:06:16 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Dear Protestant whore, my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Signed, Enrico Maxwell.

[01:06:28 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao

[01:06:29 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : penis rippy

[01:06:48 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and angelus

[01:07:00 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Lol! I would seriously die if thats what the letter actually read. Goes into character: So many lives lost, for a joke?

[01:07:04 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I can send you a dominatrix and then I can take away the cowgirls

[01:07:17 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : You have no proof!

[01:07:30 05/09/11] * Nathan Heydt "Mirage" goes AFK

[01:07:32 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I'm not a damn masochist!

[01:07:45 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yes you are >>

[01:07:50 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : LIES!

[01:07:53 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : admit it

[01:07:56 05/09/11] Eiser Croushlin : .

[01:08:21 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : NEVER!

[01:08:35 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Where's your proof?

[01:08:38 05/09/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing brings out a whip

[01:08:50 05/09/11] * Edward McFinn hands Anderson a letter that reads: Judas Priest, shut the hell upi and admit it. Signed, Alucard

[01:09:24 05/09/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing then gets on her computer, and brings up pics of angelus, and a busty asian nun as a dominatrix

[01:09:53 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : That doesn't count. Nun stuff overrides the other stuff.

[01:10:11 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson , exploiting loopholes since 2009

[01:10:15 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Going for a bit of Angel Dust there arn;t we Anderson?

[01:10:24 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so then should I pull out the pics of you and sirina?

[01:10:29 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Shut it Ed. =___=

[01:10:33 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : wait what?

[01:10:46 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Since when did Sirina and I do anything? O___o

[01:10:53 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Why did nobody tell me this!?

[01:10:57 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I like to know things too!

[01:11:04 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : because you were drunk

[01:11:21 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you drank too much sacrifical wine !

[01:11:24 05/09/11] * Edward McFinn falls out of his bed laughing.

[01:11:47 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Someone put this conversation in chatbox moments

[01:12:04 05/09/11] @ Rip Van Winkle : .

[01:12:05 05/09/11] @ Ridl : this is why you don't combine Catholics and Irishmen with a twist of madness and perverseness

[01:12:19 05/09/11] @ Ridl : they'll get drunk and hump everything in the room

[01:12:26 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : You've gotten pretty mean Tegs. Back in the day we were like rice and chicken.

[01:12:29 05/09/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing shows him pics of him with a gag ball in his mouth and sirina riding his back with a paddle of spikes

[01:12:30 05/09/11] @ Ridl : especially if it's a child

[01:12:32 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Now you're taking advantage of me.

[01:12:38 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : O__O

[01:12:45 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Ok, now that's just slander!

[01:12:59 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson grumbles. "Everybody knows I'd be on top."

[01:13:09 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wait

[01:13:17 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : whose the chicken and whose the rice?

[01:13:25 05/09/11] * Edward McFinn is laughing so hard he can't breath

[01:13:44 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : excellent question. Let's not pursue it.

[01:13:53 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson keeps the conversation train right on moving.

[01:14:50 05/09/11] * Edward McFinn looks at left hand. "Orphanage" Looks at right hand. "Father Alexander Anderson" Repeat and think that through.

[01:14:51 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : fine then how about this! *moves to the neck pic of him still with a gag ball, sirina with a whip, and the asian nun

[01:15:23 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : That is what we in the professional world call, biwinning.

[01:15:33 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson has attained Charlie Sheen status. Booyah!

[01:15:57 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh so then I shouldn't even show this next one huh?

[01:16:09 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : biwinning would take it to a whole other level

[01:16:11 05/09/11] * Ridl is an 8 gram rock

[01:16:15 05/09/11] @ Ridl : deal with it

[01:16:37 05/09/11] * Eiser Croushlin sits in a chair and starts reading *yawn*

[01:16:37 05/09/11] * Edward McFinn is a 10 gram rock.

[01:16:47 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Yah, I know your jealous.

[01:17:05 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I don't know the meaning of jealousy

[01:17:26 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : but that doesn't matter because

[01:17:33 05/09/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing accidently lets the computer turn to show enrico now in the mix with the two women

[01:17:41 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I'm got a spring in my step, a goal in my mind, and a GUN IN MY HEART!

[01:18:16 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : who knew hair could be used as a whip

[01:18:26 05/09/11] * Father Alexander Anderson considers checking out the cbox crazy logs to reread his drunk texting

[01:18:28 05/09/11] Eiser Croushlin : All i ever wanted was too see you smilin all I ever wanted was too make you mine XD

[01:19:06 05/09/11] * Edward McFinn takes the picture from Integra's hand. "Holy hell. Look! Its Anderson, that Asian nun, Sirina, and..... oh god. Anderson you didn't.

[01:19:49 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : now back to the convo ealier

[01:19:51 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : earlier*

[01:19:56 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : whose the rice and whose the chicken?

[01:20:03 05/09/11] @ Rip Van Winkle : .

[01:20:07 05/09/11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pokes angelus

[01:20:27 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : Beats me

[01:20:47 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : I just thought up the first comparison that came to mind and I really like chicken fried rice

[01:21:32 05/09/11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wow

[01:22:57 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : Hmm

[01:23:05 05/09/11] * Eiser Croushlin leans back just being bored and crap

[01:23:15 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : I'll be right back. Gonna go to the bathroom and grab some potato chips.

[01:23:46 05/09/11] Edward McFinn : How are you bored? This is funny as hell. We need to catalogue this conversation entirely for future generations!

[01:24:17 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : it's not as good as my first drunk texting episode

[01:24:26 05/09/11] Father Alexander Anderson : THAT was fun....in hindsight at least.

[01:49:37] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I got my results in the which hetalia character quiz

[01:49:40] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it says I'm japan

[01:50:06] @ Ridl : apparently I'm America

[01:50:18] @ Ridl : yeah! Democracy wins again!

[01:50:29] * Ridl lights fireworks and shoots in the air

[01:50:32] Edward McFinn : Really? I'm France?!

[01:52:46] Edward McFinn : Apparently i'm the only person to get France. Ever.

[01:53:42] @ Ridl : that just means you're a special little snowflake

[01:53:58] Edward McFinn : Woohoo!

[01:54:31] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[21:21:26] Sirina Anthony joined the chat on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:21 pm

[21:21:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb

[21:21:42] @ Sirina Anthony : Daddy?

[21:21:48] @ Sirina Anthony : 0___0

[21:21:49] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ???

[21:21:52] @ Sirina Anthony : Is it really you?

[21:22:00] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : rofl

[21:22:15] @ Sirina Anthony : Papa!

[21:22:26] @ Sirina Anthony : Get me a dolly house!

[21:22:30] @ Sirina Anthony : I want it to be pink!

[21:22:36] * Sirina Anthony stomps her feet.

[21:22:49] @ Sirina Anthony : AND WE NEED TO HAVE TEA AND PLAYDOUGH MUFFINS!

[21:22:53] Julius Miller joined the chat on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:22 pm

[21:23:41] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sirina.

[21:23:52] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Listen and listen good. Because we gotta talk.

[21:23:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello

[21:24:14] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Things have gotten out of hand so it's time you and I put it right again.

[21:24:47] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[21:24:51] @ Julius Miller : howdy

[21:24:56] * Father Alexander Anderson drops to one knee and takes her hand in his. "I'm nuts about ya baby. Let's get rip roaring drunk and do something we'll regret and forget for years to come."

[21:25:10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ROFLMAO

[21:25:14] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ROFL

[21:25:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : LMAO

[21:25:30] * Integra F. W. Hellsing hoots and hollers like they did in 90's tv

[21:25:34] @ Julius Miller : ...

[21:25:37] @ Julius Miller : XD

[21:25:53] Heinrich Kumpfstoffen joined the chat on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:25 pm

[21:25:57] @ Sirina Anthony : Why do I suddenly think of A Little Piece of Heaven from A7x when you said that?

[21:26:00] Heinrich Kumpfstoffen : People

[21:26:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : idk lol

[21:26:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Because I'm awesome. Now let's get to bzns

[21:26:46] @ Sirina Anthony : Please don't stab me to death, fuck my body, and then presrve me cos... uh nope!

[21:26:47] * Father Alexander Anderson turns on rave music and starts stripping

[21:26:48] @ Sirina Anthony : NO CAN DO!

[21:26:58] @ Sirina Anthony : HOLY SHIATE!

[21:27:05] * Sirina Anthony hides her eyes

[21:27:07] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : rofl

[21:27:10] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ye can't resist mah fuzzy chest lass.

[21:27:12] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" joined the chat on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:27 pm

[21:27:16] @ Sirina Anthony : I SEEN TOO MUCH THIS WEEKEND!

[21:27:17] * Integra F. W. Hellsing prys open sirina's eyes

[21:27:21] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen hides in a corner

[21:27:31] @ Sirina Anthony : I LIKE HAIRLESS CHESTS!

[21:27:36] @ Julius Miller : silly anderson...sirina isnt an 8 year old boy

[21:27:45] * Father Alexander Anderson rubs his chest. "Not fer long yew won't."

[21:27:47] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : ...............

[21:27:50] @ Sirina Anthony : rotfl

[21:28:04] * Father Alexander Anderson works the pole

[21:28:04] @ Sirina Anthony : ROTFLMAO

[21:28:07] * Integra F. W. Hellsing tapes open sirina's eyes

[21:28:09] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen laughing so hard he dies a little inside

[21:28:19] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ah'm so addicted tae too

[21:28:23] @ Sirina Anthony : D8

[21:28:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : All tha things ye doo

[21:28:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ye roll around wit meh!

[21:28:37] @ Sirina Anthony : LMAO

[21:28:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : In between tha sheets!

[21:28:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : an every sound ye make!

[21:28:45] Henry Saxon has been disconnected on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:28 pm (session timeout)

[21:28:48] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and every prayer Ah make

[21:28:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : tis unlike anything...

[21:28:57] * Sirina Anthony is laughing so hard right now irl

[21:29:36] * Father Alexander Anderson switches songs midperformance

[21:29:52] @ Father Alexander Anderson : All yew people in tha crowd why do ye naht applaud!?

[21:30:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : she is moor than a mod, she's a shiney golden god!

[21:30:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : because I'm in charge of making sure sirina is looking

[21:30:21] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ah.

[21:30:29] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ha shiney golden god

[21:30:32] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ah gin. Tae kick yer fuckin ass.

[21:30:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Becuz. Yew know. Mah name is Andersass.

[21:30:58] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : o.0

[21:31:01] @ Sirina Anthony : ANDERPUSS

[21:31:04] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen is looking for his german lessons

[21:31:28] * Sirina Anthony takes tape off her eyes and tapes Andy's right eye shut and Teg's left eye shut.

[21:31:41] @ Sirina Anthony : AH HA!

[21:31:49] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes tape off and tapes it back on sirina

[21:31:55] * Father Alexander Anderson puts on an eye patch and wraps an arm around Sirina.

[21:32:07] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Yarr harr! Ere be booty galore gents! AVAST!

[21:32:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[21:32:21] * Father Alexander Anderson swings off to the crows nest with Sirina in tow

[21:32:26] @ Sirina Anthony : You scally wag!

[21:32:28] @ Father Alexander Anderson : YARR HARR HARR!

[21:32:50] @ Sirina Anthony : Put yerr hairy scottish ass intou saltin mah decks!

[21:33:11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Oh I'll salt your decks alright~

[21:34:01] Heinrich Kumpfstoffen : This needs to go in cbox moments

[21:34:25] @ Sirina Anthony : "COME TO IL! I AM DOING SOME RE-INACTMENT STUFF WITH MY GRAND PARENTS!"

[21:34:32] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it is

[21:34:45] @ Sirina Anthony : "Can I be a French whore?"

[21:34:57] @ Sirina Anthony : "Nooooooo. Not outside the tent at least."

[21:35:00] @ Sirina Anthony : "Oh you pervert!"

[21:35:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Did somebody say french whores?

[21:35:14] @ Father Alexander Anderson : As in french whores who happen to be maids!?

[21:35:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yea sirina said she wanted to dress up as one

[21:35:21] * Father Alexander Anderson 's eyes turn into dollar signs.

[21:35:26] @ Father Alexander Anderson : MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

[21:35:33] @ Julius Miller : ...

[21:35:34] @ Sirina Anthony : French Indian War that happened here in the 1600's?

[21:35:46] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ANYONE WHO TOUCHES HER GETS AN ICEPICK UP THE PEE HOLE!

[21:35:50] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen shoves Anderson out of the way, waving 100 dollar bills

[21:35:52] @ Sirina Anthony : Dammit I wanna go! >_<

[21:35:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

[21:36:08] @ Sirina Anthony : Seaguls are back again I see.

[21:36:14] * Father Alexander Anderson makes good on his threat despite his growing bromance with Heinrich

[21:36:33] * Sirina Anthony sips ice tea and reclines back in beach seat with her awesome sporty swim suite on.

[21:36:36] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao

[21:37:19] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen turns into a busty Asian nun. "You wouldn't hurt a busty asian nun. I know this/"

[21:37:19] @ Sirina Anthony : Smoked Salmon.

[21:38:07] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[21:38:58] * Father Alexander Anderson kicks Heinrich out of the way

[21:39:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You're in between me and Sirina in a swim suit. I'd sell your eyes for singles dude.

[21:39:46] * Father Alexander Anderson grabs his see through swim trunks and runs after her.

[21:39:59] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : XD

[21:40:08] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You can't run, or say no, forever!

[21:40:40] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen runs after Anderson after turning back to normal. "Get the fuck back here! She's mine!

[21:41:33] @ Julius Miller : .

[21:42:03] @ Julius Miller : go away for one minute to look up a song and all hell breaks loose

[21:42:14] @ Julius Miller : dont worry though

[21:42:16] @ Julius Miller : i got this

[21:42:29] * Father Alexander Anderson gouges out Heinrich's eyes and sits down in the same chair as Sirina.

[21:42:30] * Julius Miller picks up sirina and throws her off a cliff

[21:42:38] @ Julius Miller : problem solved

[21:42:47] * Father Alexander Anderson dives after her.

[21:42:55] @ Julius Miller : 2nd problem solved

[21:43:11] @ Julius Miller : God im amazing

[21:43:11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : .

[21:43:12] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen flies down with a jetpack

[21:43:19] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's like watching a pair of dodo's

[21:43:27] * Julius Miller shoots heinrich's jetpack off

[21:43:33] @ Sirina Anthony : .... what the hell happened just now?

[21:43:33] @ Julius Miller : 3rd problem solved

[21:43:38] * Father Alexander Anderson catches up and has to shout over the wind. "So...how bout them Red Socks? Wait, did I say Red Socks? I meant my penis. Yes. Penis is what I meant."

[21:43:47] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen jetpack explodes. "AAAAAHHHHHH! FUCK MY LIFE!

[21:43:50] @ Julius Miller : im still amazing

[21:43:54] * Father Alexander Anderson slams head first into the ground.

[21:16:25] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : apparently you are my second husband and I'm cheated on you with alucard so now you are dating rip

[21:16:31] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and saxon is your brother in law

[21:16:52] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh wait

[21:17:00] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : my brother in law

[21:17:02] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so your brother

[21:17:28] @ Father Alexander Anderson : O__o

[21:17:33] @ Father Alexander Anderson : um...what?

[21:17:48] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's morph's if hellsing were a family

[21:18:31] @ Father Alexander Anderson : oh that.

[21:18:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : I'm the forum's "prodigal son" if anything.

[21:19:20] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so you would be my brother or my son?

[21:20:06] * Father Alexander Anderson shrugs. "I'm everybody's uncle/brother/dad/whatever"

[21:20:17] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[21:21:26] Sirina Anthony joined the chat on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:21 pm

[21:21:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : wb

[21:21:42] @ Sirina Anthony : Daddy?

[21:21:48] @ Sirina Anthony : 0___0

[21:21:49] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ???

[21:21:52] @ Sirina Anthony : Is it really you?

[21:22:00] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : rofl

[21:22:15] @ Sirina Anthony : Papa!

[21:22:26] @ Sirina Anthony : Get me a dolly house!

[21:22:30] @ Sirina Anthony : I want it to be pink!

[21:22:36] * Sirina Anthony stomps her feet.

[21:22:49] @ Sirina Anthony : AND WE NEED TO HAVE TEA AND PLAYDOUGH MUFFINS!

[21:22:53] Julius Miller joined the chat on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:22 pm

[21:23:41] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sirina.

[21:23:52] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Listen and listen good. Because we gotta talk.

[21:23:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello

[21:24:14] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Things have gotten out of hand so it's time you and I put it right again.

[21:24:47] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[21:24:51] @ Julius Miller : howdy

[21:24:56] * Father Alexander Anderson drops to one knee and takes her hand in his. "I'm nuts about ya baby. Let's get rip roaring drunk and do something we'll regret and forget for years to come."

[21:25:10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ROFLMAO

[21:25:14] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ROFL

[21:25:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : LMAO

[21:25:30] * Integra F. W. Hellsing hoots and hollers like they did in 90's tv

[21:25:34] @ Julius Miller : ...

[21:25:37] @ Julius Miller : XD

[21:25:53] Heinrich Kumpfstoffen joined the chat on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:25 pm

[21:25:57] @ Sirina Anthony : Why do I suddenly think of A Little Piece of Heaven from A7x when you said that?

[21:26:00] Heinrich Kumpfstoffen : People

[21:26:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : idk lol

[21:26:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Because I'm awesome. Now let's get to bzns

[21:26:46] @ Sirina Anthony : Please don't stab me to death, fuck my body, and then presrve me cos... uh nope!

[21:26:47] * Father Alexander Anderson turns on rave music and starts stripping

[21:26:48] @ Sirina Anthony : NO CAN DO!

[21:26:58] @ Sirina Anthony : HOLY SHIATE!

[21:27:05] * Sirina Anthony hides her eyes

[21:27:07] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : rofl

[21:27:10] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ye can't resist mah fuzzy chest lass.

[21:27:12] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" joined the chat on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:27 pm

[21:27:16] @ Sirina Anthony : I SEEN TOO MUCH THIS WEEKEND!

[21:27:17] * Integra F. W. Hellsing prys open sirina's eyes

[21:27:21] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen hides in a corner

[21:27:31] @ Sirina Anthony : I LIKE HAIRLESS CHESTS!

[21:27:36] @ Julius Miller : silly anderson...sirina isnt an 8 year old boy

[21:27:45] * Father Alexander Anderson rubs his chest. "Not fer long yew won't."

[21:27:47] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : ...............

[21:27:50] @ Sirina Anthony : rotfl

[21:28:04] * Father Alexander Anderson works the pole

[21:28:04] @ Sirina Anthony : ROTFLMAO

[21:28:07] * Integra F. W. Hellsing tapes open sirina's eyes

[21:28:09] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen laughing so hard he dies a little inside

[21:28:19] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ah'm so addicted tae too

[21:28:23] @ Sirina Anthony : D8

[21:28:24] @ Father Alexander Anderson : All tha things ye doo

[21:28:30] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ye roll around wit meh!

[21:28:37] @ Sirina Anthony : LMAO

[21:28:38] @ Father Alexander Anderson : In between tha sheets!

[21:28:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : an every sound ye make!

[21:28:45] Henry Saxon has been disconnected on Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:28 pm (session timeout)

[21:28:48] @ Father Alexander Anderson : and every prayer Ah make

[21:28:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : tis unlike anything...

[21:28:57] * Sirina Anthony is laughing so hard right now irl

[21:29:36] * Father Alexander Anderson switches songs midperformance

[21:29:52] @ Father Alexander Anderson : All yew people in tha crowd why do ye naht applaud!?

[21:30:05] @ Father Alexander Anderson : she is moor than a mod, she's a shiney golden god!

[21:30:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : because I'm in charge of making sure sirina is looking

[21:30:21] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ah.

[21:30:29] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ha shiney golden god

[21:30:32] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Ah gin. Tae kick yer fuckin ass.

[21:30:42] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Becuz. Yew know. Mah name is Andersass.

[21:30:58] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : o.0

[21:31:01] @ Sirina Anthony : ANDERPUSS

[21:31:04] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen is looking for his german lessons

[21:31:28] * Sirina Anthony takes tape off her eyes and tapes Andy's right eye shut and Teg's left eye shut.

[21:31:41] @ Sirina Anthony : AH HA!

[21:31:49] * Integra F. W. Hellsing takes tape off and tapes it back on sirina

[21:31:55] * Father Alexander Anderson puts on an eye patch and wraps an arm around Sirina.

[21:32:07] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Yarr harr! Ere be booty galore gents! AVAST!

[21:32:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[21:32:21] * Father Alexander Anderson swings off to the crows nest with Sirina in tow

[21:32:26] @ Sirina Anthony : You scally wag!

[21:32:28] @ Father Alexander Anderson : YARR HARR HARR!

[21:32:50] @ Sirina Anthony : Put yerr hairy scottish ass intou saltin mah decks!

[21:33:11] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Oh I'll salt your decks alright~

[21:33:18] * Father Alexander Anderson ques drum line.

[21:33:23] @ Father Alexander Anderson : *dum dum tsh*

[21:34:01] Heinrich Kumpfstoffen : This needs to go in cbox moments

[21:34:25] @ Sirina Anthony : "COME TO IL! I AM DOING SOME RE-INACTMENT STUFF WITH MY GRAND PARENTS!"

[21:34:32] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it is

[21:34:45] @ Sirina Anthony : "Can I be a French whore?"

[21:34:57] @ Sirina Anthony : "Nooooooo. Not outside the tent at least."

[21:35:00] @ Sirina Anthony : "Oh you pervert!"

[21:35:03] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Did somebody say french whores?

[21:35:14] @ Father Alexander Anderson : As in french whores who happen to be maids!?

[21:35:16] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : yea sirina said she wanted to dress up as one

[21:35:21] * Father Alexander Anderson 's eyes turn into dollar signs.

[21:35:26] @ Father Alexander Anderson : MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

[21:35:33] @ Julius Miller : ...

[21:35:34] @ Sirina Anthony : French Indian War that happened here in the 1600's?

[21:35:46] @ Father Alexander Anderson : ANYONE WHO TOUCHES HER GETS AN ICEPICK UP THE PEE HOLE!

[21:35:50] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen shoves Anderson out of the way, waving 100 dollar bills

[21:35:52] @ Sirina Anthony : Dammit I wanna go! >_<

[21:35:54] @ Father Alexander Anderson : MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

[21:36:08] @ Sirina Anthony : Seaguls are back again I see.

[21:36:14] * Father Alexander Anderson makes good on his threat despite his growing bromance with Heinrich

[21:36:33] * Sirina Anthony sips ice tea and reclines back in beach seat with her awesome sporty swim suite on.

[21:36:36] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao

[21:37:19] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen turns into a busty Asian nun. "You wouldn't hurt a busty asian nun. I know this/"

[21:37:19] @ Sirina Anthony : Smoked Salmon.

[21:38:07] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[21:38:58] * Father Alexander Anderson kicks Heinrich out of the way

[21:39:20] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You're in between me and Sirina in a swim suit. I'd sell your eyes for singles dude.

[21:39:46] * Father Alexander Anderson grabs his see through swim trunks and runs after her.

[21:39:59] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : XD

[21:40:08] @ Father Alexander Anderson : You can't run, or say no, forever!

[21:40:40] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen runs after Anderson after turning back to normal. "Get the fuck back here! She's mine!

[21:41:33] @ Julius Miller : .

[21:42:03] @ Julius Miller : go away for one minute to look up a song and all hell breaks loose

[21:42:14] @ Julius Miller : dont worry though

[21:42:16] @ Julius Miller : i got this

[21:42:29] * Father Alexander Anderson gouges out Heinrich's eyes and sits down in the same chair as Sirina.

[21:42:30] * Julius Miller picks up sirina and throws her off a cliff

[21:42:38] @ Julius Miller : problem solved

[21:42:47] * Father Alexander Anderson dives after her.

[21:42:55] @ Julius Miller : 2nd problem solved

[21:43:11] @ Julius Miller : God im amazing

[21:43:11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : .

[21:43:12] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen flies down with a jetpack

[21:43:19] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : it's like watching a pair of dodo's

[21:43:27] * Julius Miller shoots heinrich's jetpack off

[21:43:33] @ Sirina Anthony : .... what the hell happened just now?

[21:43:33] @ Julius Miller : 3rd problem solved

[21:43:38] * Father Alexander Anderson catches up and has to shout over the wind. "So...how bout them Red Socks? Wait, did I say Red Socks? I meant my penis. Yes. Penis is what I meant."

[21:43:47] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen jetpack explodes. "AAAAAHHHHHH! FUCK MY LIFE!

[21:43:50] @ Julius Miller : im still amazing

[21:43:54] * Father Alexander Anderson slams head first into the ground.

[21:44:10] * Heinrich Kumpfstoffen lands on top of Sirina and Anderson.

[21:44:28] * Sirina Anthony dunks herself in golden paint and ends up looking damn sexy.

[21:44:45] * Father Alexander Anderson punches Heinrich in the face and glomps Sirina.

[21:44:48] Heinrich Kumpfstoffen : Sirina is now more expensive than my 100 dollar bills

[21:44:53] @ Sirina Anthony : oO

[21:45:04] @ Father Alexander Anderson : Sirina Anthony, shaken, not stirred.

[21:45:05] * Sirina Anthony kicks Anderson where it counts

[21:45:09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh look she's gone all huldra on us

[21:45:12] @ Sirina Anthony : It's not that big honey.

[21:45:23] * Father Alexander Anderson shakes Sirina up and down for reasons which will be clear to every man in the room

[21:45:38] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : oh I see what he's doig now

[21:45:41] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : doing*

[21:46:11] Nathan Heydt "Mirage" : xD

[22:04:33 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : *ongoing joke Klaus*.

[22:04:51 21/09/11] @ Archer : a joke i take very literally XD.

[22:05:08 21/09/11] Klaus Lou : ummm Arch you do relise that human behind Seras is a guy don't you?.

[22:05:14 21/09/11] @ Archer : well ya know, until seras start hiitting me.

[22:05:15 21/09/11] @ Archer : yup.

[22:05:19 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : he does...I've just taunted him for a while XD.

[22:05:20 21/09/11] Klaus Lou : I love making things awckward.

[22:05:22 21/09/11] @ Archer : its all in good fun klaus.

[22:05:38 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : quick Archer....

[22:05:40 21/09/11] Klaus Lou : and I failed at it this time round.

[22:05:50 21/09/11] @ Archer : lol.

[22:05:55 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria readies a fist for Archer's stomach.

[22:05:59 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : XD.

[22:06:03 21/09/11] @ Archer : yeah...its pretty impossible to make me feel awkward.

[22:06:15 21/09/11] * Archer quickly backes away from seras.

[22:06:27 21/09/11] @ Archer : THATS NOT HW YOU MAKE OUT!.

[22:06:35 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou "and you looked so close to".

[22:06:42 21/09/11] @ Archer : geeze what has alucard been telling you?.

[22:07:01 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria 's eyes gleam.

[22:07:04 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : lots of things.

[22:07:18 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : and you're right this isn't how you make love.

[22:07:18 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou sitts down to enjoy the show.

[22:07:19 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : XD.

[22:07:32 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria starts to walk slowly toward Archer.

[22:07:53 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou who needs a trip to Saint Michel's hospital?!.

[22:07:56 21/09/11] @ Archer : :/.

[22:08:04 21/09/11] * Archer stands there.

[22:08:33 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou wonders if its going to be a kiss or a punch.

[22:09:18 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria kisses Archer's cheek even as she punches him in the gut.

[22:09:19 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : XD.

[22:10:00 21/09/11] @ Archer : XD.

[22:10:03 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou drags the injured Archer to Saint Michel's hospital (where we take good care of our ... patiants).

[22:10:06 21/09/11] @ Archer : well...least i got the kiss.

[22:10:20 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : lol.

[22:11:00 21/09/11] @ Archer : oh but btw,even if the plan itself doesnt work out, are you still planning for seras to have a "relationship" with archer?.

[22:11:41 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : don't see wy not.

[22:11:50 21/09/11] @ Archer : yay!.

[22:11:58 21/09/11] * Archer starts making out with seras again.

[22:12:20 21/09/11] @ Archer : lol,aren't you glad he doesent act like this in the rp? XD.

[22:12:23 21/09/11] Klaus Lou : well Archer its time for your operation.

[22:12:43 21/09/11] @ Archer : operation?.....I LOVE THAT GAME!.

[22:12:50 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria grabs ahold of Archer's face and headbutts him.

[22:12:52 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : lol.

[22:13:04 21/09/11] @ Archer : ow.

[22:13:12 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou throw Archer onto the table and begins drawing lines all over him.

[22:13:19 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : IDK lol just felt like it.

[22:13:24 21/09/11] @ Archer : lol,i think its funny just how seras and archer met.

[22:13:32 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou pulls out a scalpel.

[22:13:55 21/09/11] @ Archer : if he hadn't got hit with that morter,i dont think him and seras would end up where they are now XD.

[22:14:02 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou begins to cut Archer up along the lines.

[22:14:16 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : lol, so you're glad you got hit by a mortar XD.

[22:14:23 21/09/11] @ Archer : lol.

[22:14:36 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria looks at the blood that spurts onto Klaus hands.

[22:14:47 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : *eyes turn crimson and she grins*.

[22:14:56 21/09/11] @ Archer : oh fuck nuggets.

[22:15:05 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou grabs one on Archer's lungs and squeezes it.

[22:15:12 21/09/11] @ Archer : klaus,you best sew me up.

[22:15:20 21/09/11] @ Archer : THATS NOT HOW YOU PREFORM SURGERY!.

[22:15:28 21/09/11] @ Archer : THATS JUST MURDER!.

[22:15:43 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria charges Klaus and punches the doc across and through the opposite wall.

[22:15:49 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria keeps on grinning.

[22:15:49 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou sews up Archer but he now looks like frankenstien's monster.

[22:16:22 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria grabs ahold of the doc's face and pulls him to his feet.

[22:16:30 21/09/11] Klaus Lou : this is Saint Michels Hospital I do hope you enjoy your stay.

[22:16:32 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : someone order a facechange?.

[22:16:50 21/09/11] * Klaus Lou smiles.

[22:17:01 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : ....

[22:17:06 21/09/11] @ Archer : ....

[22:17:11 21/09/11] @ Archer : now that were alone.

[22:17:18 21/09/11] * Archer slides next to seras.

[22:17:18 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria runs the doctors face along the wall.

[22:17:23 21/09/11] @ Archer : goddamn it.

[22:17:39 21/09/11] Andrian Talehot : ... sees an strange sight.

[22:17:39 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria admires the pulp Klaus's head has become.

[22:17:43 21/09/11] @ Archer : i mean, HI ADRIAN!.

[22:17:50 21/09/11] Andrian Talehot : ....

[22:17:59 21/09/11] @ Archer : HOW ARE YOU?.

[22:18:07 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : hey Andrian you gotta get that guy checked out sometime....

[22:18:18 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : theres something messed up with his head.

[22:18:20 21/09/11] * Archer is trying to shout over the awkwardness of this situation.

[22:18:22 21/09/11] Andrian Talehot : lol I whould have laughed if it was Andy who joined at that time instead of em.

[22:18:59 21/09/11] * Andrian Talehot goes into next room wearing earplugs.

[22:19:00 21/09/11] @ Archer : lol.

[22:19:51 21/09/11] * Andrian Talehot shouthing "YOU CAN CONTINUE WHERE YOU LEFT OFF"!!!.

[22:20:50 21/09/11] @ Archer : kewl.

[22:20:51 21/09/11] Andrian Talehot : .

[22:20:59 21/09/11] * Archer slides up next to seras again.

[22:21:03 21/09/11] @ Archer : ;D.

[22:21:32 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria looks across at Archer through mouthfuls of blood from Klaus's face.

[22:21:39 21/09/11] @ Archer : ....

[22:21:42 21/09/11] @ Archer : still hoy.

[22:21:45 21/09/11] @ Archer : hot*.

[22:21:48 21/09/11] @ Archer : XP.

[22:22:30 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria has blood dribbling down her chin when she sits down next to Archer.

[22:23:06 21/09/11] @ Archer : QUICK! SERAS!.

[22:23:17 21/09/11] @ Archer : YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!.

[22:23:27 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria gulps down the rest of Klaus's face and raises an eyebrow.

[22:23:36 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria glomps Archer.

[22:24:25 21/09/11] @ Archer : : D.

[22:24:45 21/09/11] * Andrian Talehot slams open the door screaming "SURPRIZE INTERVENTION".

[22:24:52 21/09/11] @ Archer : ....

[22:24:57 21/09/11] @ Archer : QUICKLY.

[22:24:59 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria pins Archer down and glares at Andrian.

[22:25:00 21/09/11] @ Archer : SERAS!.

[22:25:08 21/09/11] @ Archer : KILL ADRIAN.

[22:25:11 21/09/11] * Andrian Talehot leaves.

[22:25:14 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : you're not going naywhere and you aren't either.

[22:25:20 21/09/11] @ Archer : then continue what you were doing.

[22:25:24 21/09/11] @ Archer : lol.

[22:25:29 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria cuffs Archer to a seat and runs after Andrian.

[22:25:43 21/09/11] * Andrian Talehot runs away full speed.

[22:26:23 21/09/11] * Andrian Talehot hides behind Integra "help shes trying to kill me".

[22:26:36 21/09/11] @ Archer : kinky.

[22:27:14 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria easily catches up with Andrain (she can run faster than bullets for chrissake).

[22:27:26 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria tears out Andrians throat and eyes.

[22:27:36 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : don't worry they'll grow back.

[22:28:15 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria walks back to Archer.

[22:28:40 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : now...was i hitting you or...?.

[22:28:47 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : can't remember....

[22:29:33 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria breaks the chain of the cuffs with her teeth.

[22:29:36 21/09/11] @ Archer : ...you werent hitting me.

[22:29:47 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : who did this to you...what mean person cuffed you up?.

[22:29:53 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : XD.

[22:29:54 21/09/11] @ Archer : if you were id probably be dead.

[22:30:18 21/09/11] @ Archer : lol.

[22:30:40 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : ....

[22:30:57 21/09/11] Not Andrian Talehot : no I'm not Andrian why do you ask?.

[22:31:13 21/09/11] @ Archer : alrighty,i have to go now actually.

[22:31:26 21/09/11] @ Archer : i dislike school greatly.

[22:31:28 21/09/11] Not Andrian Talehot : yah I should be going soon to.

[22:31:29 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria doesn't rip off Andrian's head....

[22:31:37 21/09/11] Not Andrian Talehot : hate school.

[22:31:40 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : okies...but you'll miss out XD.

[22:31:44 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : lol okies Arch.

[22:31:45 21/09/11] @ Archer : so bleh,ill see yall later.

[22:31:56 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : hahaha.

[22:31:58 21/09/11] Not Andrian Talehot : well thats fortunate for this Andrian Fella.

[22:32:02 21/09/11] * Archer quickly makes out with seras.

[22:32:05 21/09/11] @ Archer : I WIN.

[22:32:09 21/09/11] @ Archer : XP.

[22:32:13 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : lol.

[22:32:15 21/09/11] @ Archer : see ya!.

[22:32:35 21/09/11] Not Andrian Talehot : now.

[22:32:51 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : doesn't kick Andrian and runs away.

[22:33:14 21/09/11] Not Andrian Talehot : ....

[22:33:27 21/09/11] Andrian Talehot : I'm back.

[22:33:34 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : dosn't molest a few people and doesn't laugh.

[22:33:39 21/09/11] Andrian Talehot : so whered Archer go.

[22:33:58 21/09/11] * Andrian Talehot smiles inoccently.

[22:34:20 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : doesn't laugh at Andrian and doesn't kill the priminister.

[22:34:26 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : doesn't laugh insanely.

[22:35:09 21/09/11] * Seras Victoria doesn't smile innocently before she doesn't bomb the whithouse.

[22:35:34 21/09/11] Andrian Talehot : ....

[22:36:02 21/09/11] Andrian Talehot : you know what just happend is probs going to go onto the crazy cbox moments.

[22:36:27 21/09/11] Seras Victoria : I will do et....

[02:15:56 23/09/11] Michel : I used to be pip..

[02:15:59 23/09/11] Michel : Pip the Pimp

[02:17:56 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lmao

[02:18:09 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : have you seen the movie called "The Protector" ?

[02:20:21 23/09/11] Michel : YEAH!

[02:20:29 23/09/11] Michel : Highest broken bone count in any movie ever!

[02:20:51 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol this would be Kaleb's attent counter on Ozzy if they met lol at the 30 second mark : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizrduWSCDI

[02:21:07 23/09/11] Michel : Uh no..

[02:21:14 23/09/11] Michel : the flying knee thing wouldn't work...

[02:21:45 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol thats why i said ATTEMPT =P

[02:21:55 23/09/11] Michel : First of all, ozzy has a TITANIUM mask.. lol, you knee cap would shatter and bust open ,destroying your leg.

[02:22:03 23/09/11] Michel : second... i'd just bat you out of the air lol

[02:22:04 23/09/11] Michel : xD

[02:22:28 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol

[02:22:35 23/09/11] Michel : Kaleb: FLYING KNEE STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE OF AWESOME FURY!! *Hits the mask and his knee shatter* OH FUCK!

[02:23:03 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : well then backup plan. Have somone like Bane occupy him on the ground level and jump on his shoulders and just drive elboes into the top of his ehad

[02:23:09 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : XD

[02:24:17 23/09/11] * Kaleb Siver rolls around holding his knee...or what was left of it, "ughhh!!...do me a ...oooww!! a favor...tell me you....argh! felt that...aaah...at least..."

[02:26:20 23/09/11] * Michel scratches head* I felt a....bump.. sorta..

[02:26:39 23/09/11] Michel : MY TURN! *Charges kaleb and jumps up with a flying knee stike like tony jah*

[02:26:53 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : AAAHHH!!! *dies*

[02:26:56 23/09/11] Michel : xD COULD YOU IMAGINE?! Im gonna do that to bane now! xD

[02:27:35 23/09/11] Michel : Oh, that wont work either, kaleb

[02:27:42 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : hahahaha Bane ducks under and while under Oxxy delivers a nut crushing uper cut to the balls XD

[02:27:43 23/09/11] Michel : Ozzy's mask is just like in his avatar

[02:27:57 23/09/11] Michel : I covered his entire face/top part of his head/forehead

[02:28:04 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : shnanagins! i call shananigins!! lol jk

[02:28:11 23/09/11] Michel : Indeed..

[02:28:43 23/09/11] * Kaleb Siver picks up a midget at Ozzy and the midget latches to the front of the mask and dry humps the crap outta it*

[02:28:58 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : and throws it*

[02:29:16 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : GO BEEFCAKE I CHOSE YOU!!

[02:30:19 23/09/11] Michel : ...

[02:30:20 23/09/11] Michel : xDDD

[02:30:51 23/09/11] * Michel pulls the midget off and looks at him..... Throw him like a fawking rocket and listens as he splats against the wall and explodes into a explosion of blood

[02:30:58 23/09/11] Michel : HE SCORES!

[02:31:04 23/09/11] Michel : DUDE

[02:31:17 23/09/11] Michel : I FOUND NEBUCHADZZAR'S THEME SONG!

[02:31:32 23/09/11] * Kaleb Siver points at ozzy and a legion of midgets dressed as Iscariot decends apon him.

[02:31:37 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : awesome lets see

[02:31:45 23/09/11] Michel : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1R8XKIv_YM

[02:32:21 23/09/11] * Michel watches as asmodeus starts stepping on, kicking, punches, using every body part to crush, kill, destroy, make explode, and send midgets flying

[02:33:12 23/09/11] * Kaleb Siver sees the final midget dressed as Anderson leap on oazzy's back

[02:33:13 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : XD

[02:33:41 23/09/11] * Michel ozzy rams his back into the wall, sqashing him.

[02:33:54 23/09/11] Michel : o.O... Dude.

[02:34:09 23/09/11] Michel : Picture a midget version of Hans, Alucard, and anderson, all fighting like in the OVA

[02:34:12 23/09/11] Michel : but chibi version..

[02:34:19 23/09/11] Michel : xDDD

[02:34:29 23/09/11] Michel : They are no longer scary Lol!

[02:34:35 23/09/11] * Kaleb Siver sees a midget in the distance....he tips his hat and throws it off and DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUN!!! he is dressed as Michel!"

[02:34:45 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : XD

[02:34:48 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : hahahahahahah!!!!!!!

[02:35:33 23/09/11] * Michel picks up the midget michel and places him on his shoulder.

[02:35:41 23/09/11] Michel : I just rendered Alucards argument invalid with this..

[02:37:05 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol

[02:37:07 23/09/11] Michel : Nebuchadnezzar is so hunterish.. lol

[02:37:12 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : what was his arguement

[02:37:23 23/09/11] Michel : The first part of the song fits his personality

[02:37:32 23/09/11] Michel : and Alucards agrument dont matter.

[02:37:43 23/09/11] Michel : What ever it was, the midget me rendered it invalid

[02:38:40 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : hahahaha

[02:38:53 23/09/11] * Kaleb Siver sees Ozzy reaching for Midget Michel.....

[02:39:46 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : 0,0

[02:42:37 23/09/11] Michel : ..

[02:42:48 23/09/11] * Michel shoots ozzy in the balls with a .50 caliber bullet

[02:43:05 23/09/11] * Michel watches him drop to his knees in pain, slowly regenerating for the next week* Down boy..

[02:43:43 23/09/11] * Michel watches Nebuchadnezzar kick ozzy in fucking half* O_o Oh god!

[02:43:49 23/09/11] Michel : He's loose!! RUN!

[02:44:08 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : AAAHHH!! *runs away anime style*

[02:44:21 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : Michel would really run or try to kill him

[02:45:38 23/09/11] Michel : Michel? Depends if he's ordered to kill him or not

[02:45:50 23/09/11] Michel : If he was ordered to, he wouldn't run. He'd fight till he died

[02:46:37 23/09/11] * Michel gets ripped in half by Nebuchadnezzar* Son of a....

[02:46:37 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : you know in the japanese dub for hellsing Anderson when he charges and he dose that one noise when he's making a throat sound? lol

[02:46:47 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol i bet that would not compute

[02:47:14 23/09/11] * Michel has Diana rip open space and come into the c-box, then warp Nebuch out of existance then leave*

[02:47:31 23/09/11] Michel : Yeah, thats why andy is epic

[02:47:49 23/09/11] Michel : the "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAHHHIII* thing.. like hes hissing or something

[02:48:02 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol i just lose it every time XD

[02:48:09 23/09/11] Michel : and the way he says AAAAAAMEN!!! in japanese its friggin epic and drawn out

[02:48:41 23/09/11] Michel : If you say amen every time you decapitate someone, your going to heaven for being epic, or hell cause you offended god..

[02:48:48 23/09/11] Michel : Picture this.

[02:49:00 23/09/11] Michel : Anderson and the rest of iscariot aside from heinkel go to hell, right?

[02:49:27 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : ^_^

[02:49:33 23/09/11] Michel : Satan sees them. Satan: OH SHIT CLOSE THE GAT- *gets impaled by a blessed bayonet in the skull as Iscariot kicks the hells gate down*

[02:49:42 23/09/11] Michel : Now demons pray hourly...

[02:50:33 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol as they enter Hell this plays on loud speakers from the mouth of hell to the lowest levels : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OquRAH2zNFY

[02:53:24 23/09/11] Michel : O.o

[02:53:31 23/09/11] Michel : xD

[02:53:46 23/09/11] Michel : EPIC song... I have it on my MP3

[02:53:48 23/09/11] Michel : Yes..

[02:54:20 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : Im downloading it to my MP3 =P

[02:54:48 23/09/11] Michel : Satan: OH SHIT CLOSE THE GAT-*gets impaled by 309485205873485734 bayonets as iscariot kicks the gates down, Izumi turns on the radio with that song bursting from the loud speaker* Anderson: AAAAAAAA-FUCKING-MEN!!! *commences to slaughter the demons with other iscariot agents*

[02:55:09 23/09/11] Michel : And the iscariot agents are immortal due to it being hell, so they can blow themselves up as much as they want

[02:55:22 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol

[02:55:29 23/09/11] Michel : Yumiko******

[02:55:33 23/09/11] Michel : Not izumi >_<

[02:55:42 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : AAAAAAAAA-TO-THE-FUCKING-MEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!

[02:55:43 23/09/11] Michel : wait, no, its Izumi, shes a ninja... she's everywhere... even hell ;P

[02:56:09 23/09/11] Michel : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-TO-THE-FUCKING-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! *Decapitates Satan*

[02:56:30 23/09/11] Michel : Now demons go to sunday school... but everyday... and pray hourly.....

[02:57:11 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lmao

[02:57:37 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : and the Devil comes back but gets impalled all day long and has Anderson read the bible to him

[02:58:54 23/09/11] Michel : XD

[02:58:58 23/09/11] Michel : Im gonna do that in my fanfic

[02:59:20 23/09/11] Michel : My andy crossover, Dimitry, and the Knights templar that die, are gonna kill demons in hell once they die

[03:00:41 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol Anderson drinks holy water, comes back an hour later and pisses on the devil, "AAAAAMMEEEEENNNNNNNnnnnnn....nnnnn...ahhh..."

[03:03:22 23/09/11] Michel : xD

[03:03:28 23/09/11] Michel : ROFL.

[03:04:08 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : ^_^

[03:06:30 23/09/11] Michel : Dude.

[03:06:35 23/09/11] Michel : Put that in a hellsing fanfic.

[03:06:37 23/09/11] Michel : You gotta

[03:07:55 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol Im going to do that I was almost finnished with one but my computer crashed and lost EVERYTHING but im gonna start over and do a comedic/action one of Iscariot entering Hell

[03:10:28 23/09/11] Michel : O_O

[03:10:43 23/09/11] Michel : Everything? Dude save often. Like a video game, ya gotta save often.

[03:11:30 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : oh i did the whole hardrive was whiped though

[03:12:01 23/09/11] Michel : O_o whoa..

[03:13:36 23/09/11] Michel : I save mine to my email

[03:13:45 23/09/11] Michel : so that even if that happens, i still have them

[03:13:49 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : buts its alright i am starting from scratch so i can just focyus on that

[03:13:54 23/09/11] Michel : but yea, MAKE THE COMEDIC ONE!

[03:16:08 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol i am mind if I have a cameo of Michel its not a big move lol just like a line and a gun shot lol

[03:17:47 23/09/11] Michel : Sure, use him however you want

[03:18:24 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol ok

[03:18:48 23/09/11] Michel : Ho---ly shit..

[03:19:00 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : now would i just post it in the Media section or have to run it by the staff first?

[03:19:08 23/09/11] Michel : I found a better Theme song for When Nebuchadnezzar first enters in that chapter.

[03:19:21 23/09/11] Michel : Post in the fanfiction section

[03:19:28 23/09/11] Michel : You dont have to tell the staff about it.

[03:19:31 23/09/11] Michel : I didn't.

[03:20:22 23/09/11] Michel : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsIRbBdaxk This song is Nebuchadnezzar... {also another of My amv's but still, good song}

[03:20:22 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : alright

[03:20:51 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : Indescturctable? hell yea!

[03:20:58 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : indestructable*

[03:21:08 23/09/11] Michel : I made that for andy {on this site}

[03:21:17 23/09/11] Michel : He wanted a ANDY tribute to him, lol.

[03:21:26 23/09/11] Michel : Nebuchadnezzars theme song now

[03:21:28 23/09/11] Michel : xD

[03:22:06 23/09/11] * Michel watches as Iscariot is still raping the demons in hell with "The Chosen Ones" still playing on the speaker* Damn.. it does fit them..

[03:22:34 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : yes....yes it dose.....

[03:25:05 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : Anderso squats over the devil's head : "Saaay, what would ya say lad if God came down and smited yee??" Devil: "Holy Shit." Anderson smiles, "Exactly....AMEEENNNNNNN!!!!" *Shits on him*

[03:25:56 23/09/11] Michel : xD

[03:28:28 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : FEEEEEEEL the HOLY FLACULENCE OF GOD!!!!

[03:29:01 23/09/11] * Night Child rides panzer in

[03:29:22 23/09/11] Night Child : WTF

[03:29:59 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : hahahaha

[03:30:18 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : no no don't be alarmed.....

[03:31:02 23/09/11] * Night Child opens hatch

[03:31:05 23/09/11] Night Child : guys

[03:31:10 23/09/11] Night Child : I worry about u

[03:32:09 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : Im just going over some things on writing a comeci/actionish fanfiction here

[03:32:20 23/09/11] Night Child : ah huh

[03:32:36 23/09/11] Michel : Dude, kaelb

[03:32:40 23/09/11] Michel : You are FUCKING EPIC!

[03:33:06 23/09/11] Michel : kaleb*

[03:33:30 23/09/11] * Night Child closes hatch and worrys about your sanity

[03:33:42 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : *bows* thank you, thank you ^_^

[03:35:47 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : well I shall start work on this epic funnyness very soon, hope to get a good first chapter up before the end of the weekend

[03:36:10 23/09/11] * Night Child locks hatch

[03:36:20 23/09/11] Michel : Awesome!

[03:36:39 23/09/11] Michel : In return ill finish the current chapter and make a fanfic deticated to Nebuchadnezzar

[03:36:45 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : I plan on making it at least 9 chapters...one chapter for a circle of Hell.

[03:36:52 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : =)

[03:39:40 23/09/11] Night Child : you people scare me

[03:40:12 23/09/11] Michel : xD

[03:40:20 23/09/11] Michel : good, Night child... Good...

[03:40:42 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : hehe *gives this smile* http://th01.deviantart.net/fs38/150/f/2008/364/f/f/Crazy_Maka_by_IrishAnon.png

[03:40:43 23/09/11] * Michel just finished the latest chapter and has it posted

[03:40:59 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : Very Happy

[03:42:03 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : Twisted Evil <-----Devil right now.....

[03:42:24 23/09/11] Michel : Anderson <<< ANDERSON right now

[03:42:29 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : Anderson HeinkelYumie Walk in......

[03:42:31 23/09/11] * Michel kicks down hells gate* AAAAAAMEN!

[03:42:39 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : Evil or Very Mad <---- Devil then

[03:42:42 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol

[03:43:09 23/09/11] * Michel impales him with 3092-0349853-04750347589 swords, yumi cuts his ass in half, heinkel shoots his ass, the rest of iscariot just shoot his ass with heinkel

[03:43:13 23/09/11] * Kaleb Siver puts arm over N.C "Sooo....on a scale of one to ten how freaked are you of our behavior?"

[03:44:18 23/09/11] Michel : Yes, please tell us.

[03:44:54 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : oh Michel your gonna love the part I have planed for you ^_^

[03:45:06 23/09/11] Night Child : 1000

[03:45:16 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : HA! YEAAAA!!!!!

[03:45:23 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : *Fist pumps* SCORE!!!

[03:46:13 23/09/11] Michel : BOOYA

[03:46:34 23/09/11] Michel : @ Kaleb, im sure i will. Use Michel how ever ya want, just nothing gay. lol

[03:47:00 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : lol ohhh trust me....its FAAR from gay.

[03:47:08 23/09/11] Michel : Okie then..

[03:47:10 23/09/11] Michel : god for it

[03:47:25 23/09/11] * Michel has Michel walk up to satan after andy gets done with him.

[03:47:54 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : alright I better get to bed and later today...the comedy starts!

[03:47:59 23/09/11] Michel : Satan: T-This is..MADNESS!! Miche: Madness....THIS...IS...ISCARIOT!

[03:48:08 23/09/11] * Michel spartan kicks his bitch ass into a lava pit

[03:48:26 23/09/11] Michel : g'night kaleb lol

[03:48:53 23/09/11] Kaleb Siver : this deserves a spot in the crazy c'box moments me thinks....

[03:49:05 23/09/11] Michel : Go for it lol

[03:49:10 23/09/11] Michel : I suppourt the idea

[03:50:21 23/09/11] * Night Child loads shell and fires at you both

[03:50:36 23/09/11] * Michel catches it in his teeth

[03:50:41 23/09/11] Michel : r,r...

[03:50:53 23/09/11] * Kaleb Siver dose the matrix.....

[03:51:09 23/09/11] * Michel shoots back with 2 13mm handguns

[07:46:00 09/10/11] @ Alucard : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hje75_zd3oU&feature=relmfu

[07:53:43 09/10/11] Die Krähe : .

[08:01:19 09/10/11] Die Krähe : .

[08:01:22 09/10/11] @ Alucard : .

[08:02:50 09/10/11] Die Krähe : Michel.

[08:02:59 09/10/11] Die Krähe : Magnets are not your friend.

[08:14:16 09/10/11] Michel : wat?

[08:14:42 09/10/11] Michel : No, I just got Kenpachi approved on a naruto site

[08:15:14 09/10/11] Die Krähe : Oh shit.

[08:15:33 09/10/11] Michel : Ikr..

[08:15:34 09/10/11] @ Alucard : .

[08:15:42 09/10/11] Michel : I had him on another site and they let me swap him over

[08:15:49 09/10/11] Michel : I WALKED THROUGH A TAILED BEAST BOMB!

[08:15:49 09/10/11] Michel : XD

[08:16:28 09/10/11] Michel : http://lounge.moviecodec.com/images/attachment/raikage-vs-kenpachi-10490.jpg

[08:17:37 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : hi

[08:18:06 09/10/11] Michel : yo

[08:18:20 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : been a while

[08:18:39 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : lol card

[08:18:40 09/10/11] Michel : Indeed

[08:18:58 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : I prefer magic the gathering though to yugioh

[08:19:15 09/10/11] @ Alucard : same here

[08:19:27 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : you play magic?

[08:19:40 09/10/11] Michel : I used too.

[08:19:49 09/10/11] Michel : I play alot of card games... or "Played"

[08:19:54 09/10/11] Michel : Dont got time for em anymore

[08:20:03 09/10/11] Die Krähe : I only have Magic cards anymore.

[08:20:03 09/10/11] Michel : I just collect them now

[08:20:25 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : I only realy play magic during the lunch break at school ... although that means I play it daily

[08:20:43 09/10/11] Michel : lol

[08:20:46 09/10/11] Michel : That it does..

[08:21:48 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : I bought some of the new cards the other day as well they are cool .... oh by the way guys I recenltly hit my birthday yay

[08:22:01 09/10/11] Michel : Me too lol

[08:22:03 09/10/11] Michel : Happy b-day

[08:22:11 09/10/11] Michel : was on the 4th

[08:22:28 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : mine is the 6th

[08:22:31 09/10/11] Die Krähe : We're all gonna die!!!

[08:22:37 09/10/11] Michel : Lol

[08:22:47 09/10/11] * Die Krähe runs screaming from chat-box

[08:22:53 09/10/11] Michel : ..

[08:22:58 09/10/11] Michel : o_O

[08:23:03 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : yeah lots of people die on my birthday as well

[08:23:25 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : ....

[08:23:26 09/10/11] @ Alucard : oh hes telling the truth

[08:23:29 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : hi

[08:23:30 09/10/11] Egon Portner : Well that was uncalled for.

[08:23:38 09/10/11] Michel : Meh..

[08:23:55 09/10/11] @ Alucard : no i gave him a suicide mission

[08:24:08 09/10/11] @ Alucard : and he has to follow it lol

[08:24:37 09/10/11] @ Alucard : i sent him in knowing he is going to die!!!!

[08:24:46 09/10/11] @ Alucard : I LOVE MY JOB!!!!!!

[08:24:47 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : two seconds I need to check again if any replys to my posts have been made ... sigh (how much longer)

[08:25:27 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : still nothing

[08:25:48 09/10/11] Andrian Talehot : once again two seconds

[08:26:11 09/10/11] Michel : Sucks to be him..

[08:26:17 09/10/11] Klaus Lou : nope no messages either

[08:26:21 09/10/11] * Michel glad he has Stein in scotland

[08:26:52 09/10/11] Michel : Stein would tell you to go FU$K yourself if you sent him on a suicide mission.... Take his personality into consideration.

[08:27:22 09/10/11] Egon Portner : Anderson and Alucard at the same place being attack...we're all boned.

[08:27:26 09/10/11] @ Alucard : well thats the only way you get in

[08:27:42 09/10/11] @ Alucard : thats part of the contract

[08:27:59 09/10/11] Klaus Lou : by the way Alu when ever I go online and take a look I can't find any Illumiati members so is it just my bad luck or what (I need to find someone that will let me include them in my bio)

[08:28:00 09/10/11] @ Alucard : ask egon

[08:28:00 09/10/11] Michel : I dont need to be in lol... Im just saying it would be an advantage to y'all..

[08:28:11 09/10/11] @ Alucard : i know

[08:28:20 09/10/11] @ Alucard : ask him about the surgery

[08:29:08 09/10/11] Klaus Lou : egon could I include you in Kluas's bio? I need some one to bring him into Illuminati

[08:29:20 09/10/11] Egon Portner : Who are you and why should I give a damn?

[08:29:34 09/10/11] Egon Portner : Consider this an interview

[08:29:48 09/10/11] Michel : lol

[08:30:07 09/10/11] Egon Portner : I kidd.

[08:30:24 09/10/11] Klaus Lou : and there I was wirting up a long responce

[08:30:35 09/10/11] Egon Portner : But seriously, who is your character?

[08:30:42 09/10/11] Michel : ...

[08:31:35 09/10/11] Klaus Lou : Klaus Lou is a cyborg with a few anger managment issues who killed his parents as a kid and was brought into Illuminati as a brute force solider

[08:32:10 09/10/11] Egon Portner : I like him already. Can I call him Timmy?

[08:32:15 09/10/11] Michel : Im making a note to have Michel kill him if they meet.

[08:32:21 09/10/11] Michel : THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE CYBORG!

[08:32:40 09/10/11] Klaus Lou : I have got a char sheet but it isn't finished as I have to sort out a few issues and as I said earlyier I couldn't find any one online when I was

[08:33:34 09/10/11] * Klaus Lou sneaks up behind Michel and raises his arm at his head the shot gun ready to fire

[08:33:41 09/10/11] Egon Portner : So what do you need me for?

[08:34:50 09/10/11] Klaus Lou : Alu just told me that I need to include an already existing member of Illuminati in his bio (I am geussing that this for his into to the org rather then what I have written as his way of joining the org)

[08:34:50 09/10/11] * Michel is unphazed

[08:35:05 09/10/11] * Michel tears Kalus a new a@@hole, Iscariot style*

[08:35:07 09/10/11] Klaus Lou : I mean Kluas's bio

[08:35:15 09/10/11] * Michel is a full body cyborg made of reinforced steel lol

[08:35:56 09/10/11] Klaus Lou : damn ... I am being called for dinner won't be long

[08:36:03 09/10/11] Michel : kk

[08:36:22 09/10/11] @ Alucard : No...Michel is a nutjob inh world full of gumdrops and icecream

[08:37:42 09/10/11] Michel : Shut up sparkles..

[08:38:03 09/10/11] Michel : You got butthurt cause i wasn't going to just LET you win our PF... Andy actually won ours when he was Alucard.

[08:38:15 09/10/11] Michel : xD

[08:39:25 09/10/11] * Michel holds up the second place trophy* After I stomp Andy, i shall take his first place trophy..

[08:41:18 09/10/11] Michel : brb, other forum.

[08:41:48 09/10/11] * Alucard points at Michel and exclaims "I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!!!!NOW CLEAN MY JOWLS!!!!!!"

[08:42:38 09/10/11] * Michel shots Alu in the face from other site* Im busy with real rp'ers right now, wait your turn to get pwnt.

[08:42:39 09/10/11] Michel : xD

[08:44:32 09/10/11] @ Alucard : well considering that im recievng thoughts on characters from a tin can, im not impressed

[08:45:35 09/10/11] Michel : Considering im receiving thoughts on my character from the most god modded person on this site, who got killed by a NAIL, im not impressed either.

[08:45:37 09/10/11] Michel : ;P

[08:46:20 09/10/11] Egon Portner : Technically, he got killed by a catboy.

[08:46:43 09/10/11] Michel : Technically he got killed by Anderson...who stabbed him with the nail of helena...

[15:33:29] @ Neko Jay : ITS FRIDAY FIRDAY

[15:33:36] @ Neko Jay : >:3

[15:33:49] Night Child : no

[15:33:52] Night Child : ITS SUNDAY

[15:33:58] Night Child : GO TO CHURCH BOY

[15:34:48] @ Sirina Anthony : xD

[15:34:55] @ Neko Jay : NEVA

[15:35:01] @ Sirina Anthony : cb moment

[15:35:04] * Neko Jay locks self in a closet

[13:17:02] Tamashi : whatcha up to?.

[13:17:03] Rone Dielschneider : just doing a lot lol.

[13:17:08] Tamashi : I figured.

[13:17:12] Tamashi : XD.

[13:17:25] Tamashi : I'm nt doing anything...just finished moving.

[13:17:28] Rone Dielschneider : on a Zombie RP making a shit load of Replies atm.

[13:17:30] Rone Dielschneider : though lol.

[13:17:33] Rone Dielschneider : ah lol.

[13:17:36] Tamashi : hahaha.

[13:17:40] Rone Dielschneider : XD.

[13:17:40] Rone Dielschneider : hows that working out for ya bro?.

[13:18:02] Tamashi : the bodies were the hardest to explain when they came off the container.

[13:18:28] Tamashi : we had a few issues but I added a few more bodies to the collection.

[13:18:32] Rone Dielschneider : ah... I told you to hold them until I came back to get rid of them....

[13:18:34] Tamashi : XD.

[13:18:44] Rone Dielschneider : ah... more for me to handle.

[13:18:46] Rone Dielschneider : XD.

[13:19:12] Tamashi : nah, I got a special room just for the bodies, has a freezer and everything XD.

[13:19:24] Rone Dielschneider : lol good!