Chat Box: CRAZY MOMENTS

[21:03:01] @ Karl Reinhardt : Get back to work!

[21:03:11] Sigmund Saenger : O_____O

[21:03:15] Heinkel Wolfe : work at what!?

[21:03:27] * Karl Reinhardt points to boulders*

[21:03:30] @ Karl Reinhardt : CHIP THEM APART.

[21:03:35] @ Karl Reinhardt : WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.

[21:03:45] * Sigmund Saenger thwacks Karl on the back of the head

[21:03:53] Sigmund Saenger : No. Bad Karl.

[21:03:56] * Karl Reinhardt isn't phased*

[21:04:05] * Heinkel Wolfe ties Karl to a mountaintop where an eagle eats his liver daily

[21:04:09] * Karl Reinhardt chokes Sigmund with said whip*

[21:04:27] * Karl Reinhardt calls nuke on Heinkel*

[21:04:34] * Sigmund Saenger punches Karl in the face, breaking his nose. "STOP THAT"

[21:04:42] * Heinkel Wolfe counters with an EMP

[21:05:00] * Heinkel Wolfe grows tired of these shenanigans and jumps into a hammock

[21:05:03] * Karl Reinhardt keeps choking Sigmund*

[21:05:29] * Sigmund Saenger wraps his hands around Karl's neck and starts choking him too

[21:05:44] * Karl Reinhardt tightens grip on Sigmund*

[21:05:49] @ Karl Reinhardt : WHY WONT YOU DIE?

[21:05:55] @ Rip Van Winkle : back

[21:05:57] Matthew Arkansas has been disconnected the Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:05 pm (session timeout)

[21:06:04] Sigmund Saenger : I'M A FUCKING WEREWOLF YOU IDIOT!

[21:06:05] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>

[21:06:11] * Sigmund Saenger chokes him harder

[21:06:23] * Karl Reinhardt chokes Sigmund harder*

[21:06:36] @ Karl Reinhardt : DIE DIE DIE.

[21:06:40] @ Karl Reinhardt : DIIIIEEEEEE.

[21:06:49] * Atrius shocks everyone with collars of obedience

[21:06:50] * Sigmund Saenger smashes Karls head into a wall repeatedly. "YOU FIRST"

[21:06:58] * Heinkel Wolfe whispers to Rip

[21:07:04] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>

[21:07:13] Heinkel Wolfe : Zhey seem vay more violet zhen usual."

[21:07:19] * Karl Reinhardt knees Sigmund in the balls repeatedly*

[21:07:22] @ Rip Van Winkle : indeed

[21:07:38] * Sigmund Saenger crushes KArl's throat

[21:07:54] * Karl Reinhardt regenerates throat*

[21:08:06] @ Karl Reinhardt : Why are we senselessly kiling each other?

[21:08:15] @ Karl Reinhardt : Neither one of us is going to die.

[21:08:20] * Sigmund Saenger grabbs the whip and rips it in half

[21:08:24] Sigmund Saenger : I DON'T KNOW

[21:08:45] Heinkel Wolfe : Karl, the voice of peace?????

[21:08:49] @ Karl Reinhardt : We should beat the shit out of someone who would die.

Fausta Adler : I DID NOT CONSENT.

[17:51:57] @ Karl Reinhardt : When two people love each other very much, they wrestle naked.

[17:52:10] Seras Victoria : You love me on the inside~

[17:52:11] Heinkel Wolfe : lol

[17:52:21] @ Sirina Anthony : oh yes

[17:52:36] Heinkel Wolfe : Yallz crazy

[17:52:46] * Heinkel Wolfe hides half naked posters of Yumie

[17:52:48] Fausta Adler : I NEED AN ADULT.

[17:52:49] * Karl Reinhardt smacks Heinkel with shovel*

[17:52:54] @ Karl Reinhardt : NEVER EVER SAY THAT.

[17:52:57] Heinkel Wolfe : Gah!

[17:52:59] @ Karl Reinhardt : NEVER.

[17:53:02] @ Karl Reinhardt : EVER.

[17:53:03] @ Sirina Anthony : then when the kids walk in on them, its explained, "Naked wresling and mommy sometimes pretends that daddy is hurting her so he feels really good!"

[17:53:10] * Karl Reinhardt smacks Heinkel again and again*

[17:53:14] Heinkel Wolfe : Fine fine!!!!

[17:53:16] @ Karl Reinhardt : <____<

[17:53:18] Seras Victoria : But if someone tries to touch you in a place of in a way that makes YOU feel uncomfortable, thats NO GOOD.

[17:53:20] * Heinkel Wolfe takes away the shovel

[17:53:24] @ Karl Reinhardt : Painfetish.

[17:53:24] * Seras Victoria gets struck by a Pingas rocket

[17:53:24] * Sirina Anthony is loling

[17:53:33] Heinkel Wolfe : You made your point! Calm the hell down!!!

[17:53:47] @ Karl Reinhardt : NEVER

[17:53:48] @ Karl Reinhardt : SAY

[17:53:52] @ Karl Reinhardt : "Y'ALL"

[17:53:53] @ Sirina Anthony : "Daddy wasn't bitting mommy Nakkia!"

[17:53:58] Fausta Adler : OMnomnom.

[17:54:03] * Sirina Anthony is rotfl

[17:54:19] @ Karl Reinhardt : He was pleasing her.

[17:54:20] Heinkel Wolfe : YOU"RE ALL CRAZY!!!

[17:54:23] @ Sirina Anthony : "mommy was only itching daddys back!"

[17:54:37] @ Karl Reinhardt : ... Till it bled.

[17:54:39] Heinkel Wolfe : better?

[17:54:55] * Sirina Anthony is lolotf irl now

[17:55:08] @ Karl Reinhardt : NO.

[17:55:17] Seras Victoria : .___. I`mma make a Seras x Bayonetta fanfic kthxbai

[17:55:18] * Karl Reinhardt smacks Heinkel with another shovel*

[17:55:27] Seras Victoria : Lol not really but bai

[17:55:31] @ Karl Reinhardt : Seras is going to make fap material.

[17:55:35] * Heinkel Wolfe blocks the shovel

[17:55:38] @ Karl Reinhardt : Or not

[17:55:43] * Heinkel Wolfe beats karl with it

[17:55:51] Heinkel Wolfe : cya Seras

[17:55:54] * Sirina Anthony makes faces

[17:55:59] Seras Victoria : I do not want to proove Rule 34

[17:56:05] @ Karl Reinhardt : XDDDDDD

[17:56:11] @ Sirina Anthony : "You know how you play dress up kiddies? Well we play dress up too!"

[17:56:24] Heinkel Wolfe : LOL

[17:56:27] @ Karl Reinhardt : Now that's just weird.

[17:56:28] @ Sirina Anthony : "Daddy loves to walk the dog!"

[17:56:37] * Sirina Anthony is still loling

[17:57:12] @ Sirina Anthony : "daddy likes to play the firemen rescues the oranogtain!"

[17:57:28] @ Karl Reinhardt : LOL

[17:57:40] * Sirina Anthony turns off the producers since that is clearly influencing her perverteness at the moment

[17:57:59] @ Karl Reinhardt : Oh that's just gross.

[17:58:29] @ Sirina Anthony : Firemen: "I LIKE EM HAIRY AND RED!"

[17:58:45] @ Karl Reinhardt : SHHHH!

[17:58:50] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao

[17:58:52] @ Sirina Anthony : aaaahaha!

[17:59:17] * Karl Reinhardt throws bag of popcorn at sirina.*

[17:59:34] @ Sirina Anthony : ok, sex ed talk in the chatbox = epic

[17:59:44] @ Sirina Anthony : sex ed @ school = epic fail

[04:10:54 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : why good evening my dears, allow me the pleasure of introducing myself.

[04:11:02 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : Ah..

[04:11:23 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : I am called Chesure, and I will be your guide on thismost winding of journies.

[04:11:30 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : *this.

[04:11:42 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : 'Sup, bitches?.

[04:11:46 19/03/10] @ Rip Van Winkle : XD.

[04:12:04 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts feels Rip's thigh..

[04:12:13 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : good sir, I regret to inform you that you are intruding upon our tea time.

[04:12:34 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat grows to gigantic proportions and eats the Knave.

[04:12:38 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : you don't want to do that... >__>.

[04:12:46 19/03/10] Zanoko : I'm surrounded by...freaks >.>.

[04:12:58 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts pets the Cheshire..

[04:13:03 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I do like them big..

[04:13:14 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : a freak is just a man who has acknowledged what it means to be Man..

[04:13:26 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I like big butts, and I cannot lie..

[04:13:28 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter pokes Zanoko's face.

[04:13:49 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat will allow one, and only one, ride.

[04:13:54 19/03/10] Zanoko : O.O.

[04:13:58 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : *allow the Knave.

[04:13:58 19/03/10] Zanoko : ow.

[04:14:15 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts rides Cheshire..

[04:14:23 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter sips tea.

[04:14:31 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat takes him for a ride around Wonderland.

[04:14:42 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat feeds him to the Jabberwok.

[04:14:55 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Fear my eyepatch and flowing hair, bitches..

[04:14:56 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat sits down across from the hatter.

[04:15:01 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts is eaten..

[04:15:15 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : happy unbirthday my old friend.

[04:15:27 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : happy unbirthday! 8D.

[04:15:35 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts eats the Jabberwok from the inside out..

[04:15:45 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : That was ttly unsexy. >8U.

[04:15:55 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : we need a Hare o_o.

[04:16:01 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : indeed.

[04:16:08 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts looks at Zanoko..

[04:16:11 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : perhaps a dormouse as well.

[04:16:15 19/03/10] Zanoko : O.O.

[04:16:17 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Hmmmm..

[04:16:19 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat licks his lips.

[04:16:24 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : Zanoko! Go to profile and change your name to March Hare! NOW.

[04:16:25 19/03/10] * Zanoko runs away.

[04:16:44 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat grins wide and hops after him.

[04:16:56 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : *green eyes turn yellow*.

[04:17:02 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts run in circles waving a sword..

[04:17:17 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : see this? *points at eyes* it means I'm pissed.

[04:17:19 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : run run as fast as you can, you can't get away as long as I am....

[04:17:23 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : EVERYWHERE!.

[04:17:36 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter watches Knave o__O.

[04:18:02 19/03/10] Zanoko : /awy away from everyone.

[04:18:04 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Yeahbby..

[04:18:07 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : why hello there.

[04:18:12 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : *pelvic thrust*.

[04:18:59 19/03/10] March Hare : great.

[04:19:00 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : you believe you stand upon the ground but perhaps.

[04:19:02 19/03/10] March Hare : I'm a rabbit.

[04:19:10 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : it is the could which stand upon you.

[04:19:13 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOOOOVE, YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I~.

[04:19:20 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : technically you're a Hare.

[04:19:26 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : just a bit of food for thought my ever timely friend.

[04:19:27 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts waves a leather whip at the Hatter..

[04:19:39 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : >__>.

[04:19:48 19/03/10] March Hare : O.O.

[04:19:54 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Your hair, it's big..

[04:19:55 19/03/10] * March Hare is scared.

[04:19:57 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : = 3=.

[04:20:09 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : lol I'm just waiting for someone else to get in the cbox.

[04:20:24 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Ohlawdy..

[04:20:38 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : you're too tall D:.

[04:20:41 19/03/10] * March Hare hops around drinking tea?.

[04:20:59 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I like 'em short..

[04:21:16 19/03/10] * The Knave arts pelvic thrusts at the Hatter..

[04:21:17 19/03/10] March Hare : o.O.

[04:21:20 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat raises a tea cup. "Shall we begin Hatter?".

[04:21:34 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter throws teacup at Knave.

[04:21:44 19/03/10] March Hare : facepaws*.

[04:21:47 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : yes we shall *glares at Knave*.

[04:21:52 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts bounces the teacup off of his flowing hair..

[04:22:37 19/03/10] March Hare : wow..er.......

[04:22:54 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter throws Hare at Knave.

[04:23:04 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : NOBODY CAN DENY ME..

[04:23:11 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat rests his chin in his paw.

[04:23:59 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter offers the Cheshire cat tea.

[04:24:05 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts gropes the Hare..

[04:24:13 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : XD.

[04:24:41 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I like big... ears..

[04:24:46 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat sips tea.

[04:24:49 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : molest him whiles his back is turned, just like Um.

[04:25:05 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : how delightfully chaotic...XD.

[04:25:06 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : It's harder to say.

[04:25:20 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : They can't deny if they don't see it coming..

[04:25:33 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : ah...true.

[04:25:53 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Like, this..

[04:26:10 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts puts his hands up Hatter's kilt..

[04:26:15 19/03/10] March Hare : I'm staring at the cb I hope you all know.

[04:26:16 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : GAHHH!!!.

[04:26:45 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Don't act like you don't like it..

[04:27:10 19/03/10] March Hare : I didn't like it.

[04:27:20 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Not you, silly rabbit..

[04:27:27 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter is losing his Muchness....

[04:27:31 19/03/10] March Hare : 0.o.

[04:27:34 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Quit going away if you're just going to stare at us~.

[04:27:40 19/03/10] * March Hare is bored.

[04:27:45 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I can give you your muchness back, bby..

[04:28:15 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts rubs Cheshire..

[04:28:30 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat 's back leg twitches.

[04:28:59 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : perhaps our temporally dictated meal guest is just shy?.

[04:29:04 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : o__o.

[04:29:12 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Indeed..

[04:30:17 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter feels violated.

[04:30:40 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : You'll get use to the feeling, eventually..

[04:31:25 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter shakes head.

[04:31:38 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : sooner is preferrable to later.

[04:31:58 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : you're not helping Ches <____<.

[04:32:08 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts stands awkwardly close to Hatter..

[04:32:26 19/03/10] March Hare : later for a bit.

[04:32:38 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter 's personal bubble is invaded.

[04:33:02 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : why, hatter. whoever gave you the impression I was here to "help" as you put it?.

[04:33:30 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter glares at Chesire and throws a teapot his way.

[04:33:48 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat dissapeares to avoid the pot.

[04:34:01 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts stands closer..

[04:34:11 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : my my, not becoming "Mad" are we now Hatter?.

[04:34:18 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter bangs fist on table ><.

[04:35:20 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I like you. . 3..

[04:35:32 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : >___>.

[04:35:37 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts grabs the whip..

[04:35:50 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : THE FANGIRLS WANT IT..

[04:35:51 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : I'll make you a hat if you don't touch me.

[04:35:57 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat eats the whip.

[04:36:02 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts rips Hatter's shirt off..

[04:36:07 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : Calm yourself Knave.

[04:36:11 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : O_O.

[04:36:25 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : NO U. >8U.

[04:36:36 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : we have scones you know Ches *pushes them towards Cheshire*.

[04:36:49 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : ah, wonderful!.

[04:37:00 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat hops onto table and noms scones.

[04:37:11 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts retrieves a goat, some adult diapers, a whip, and a copy of Fight Club on dvd..

[04:37:15 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : Pardon my terrible lack of table manners.

[04:37:19 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Ready for our date, Hatter?.

[04:37:22 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter had such a cute mental image just then.

[04:37:23 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : I am in fact, a cat.

[04:37:27 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : what?!.

[04:37:49 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts puts a collar on Hatter and attempts to drag him away..

[04:38:03 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter kicks and screams D8.

[04:38:21 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : what would your queen think of your behavior!?.

[04:38:26 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat lifts the hatter onto his back and runs off.

[04:38:31 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Let's see how well you do that dance, horizontally. :3.

[04:38:38 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : Do hang on tightly Hatter.

[04:38:48 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter clings.

[04:38:48 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts throws a rock at Cheshire..

[04:38:53 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : I'd hate to have to scrap you off some tree.

[04:39:02 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : terrible on the claws you know XD.

[04:39:17 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : XD.

[04:39:22 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat has a fluffy bottom and is therefore unaffected by the stone.

[04:39:23 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts chases after them on the Jabberwok..

[04:39:38 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat goes invisible.

[04:39:40 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I WANT MY BOOTYCALL, BITCH. >8U.

[04:40:04 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts flails in midair..

[04:40:08 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Damn it!.

[04:40:13 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter laughs at Knave.

[04:40:25 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : I have heard that the eyes of the hippogriff serve as an excellent remedy for the Jabberwock.

[04:40:44 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : he does have too, but I believe he is quite attached to them at the moment.

[04:41:50 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : >.>.

[04:42:03 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : *two.

[04:42:26 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts gets naked and swims in the Castle moat..

[04:42:42 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : umm o___O.

[04:43:08 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : It relaxes me. |8.

[04:43:10 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : Now would be an oppurtune time to escape I think.

[04:43:35 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : ofcourse that's if you would prefer to not be raped and eaten by the Knave.

[04:43:36 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter just made a joke in his mind.

[04:43:50 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter runs and hides under table.

[04:44:22 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts puts on a dress and runs back to the table..

[04:44:29 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Hatter, I thought you loved me. >8U.

[04:44:53 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : you're a man o__O.

[04:44:57 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat grows enormous size and sits on the table, crushing those beneath it.

[04:45:04 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : ...And?.

[04:45:07 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : *to enormous.

[04:45:09 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : !!!!.

[04:45:20 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : you're in a dress o____O.

[04:45:22 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I LOVE BIG THINGS..

[04:45:26 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : I would apologize but in truth I don't regret that in the least. XD.

[04:45:28 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts hugs Cheshire..

[04:45:37 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat is hugged.

[04:46:07 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I happen to think that this dress looks very flattering on me..

[04:46:13 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts hikes up a hairy leg..

[04:46:25 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : omg ew.

[04:47:03 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Don't act like you're not impressed..

[04:47:04 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat coughs up an SUV sized hairball, crushing the Knave.

[04:47:26 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : Evidently hiding is useless as a mean ofescape hatter.

[04:47:29 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts uses his flowing hair to cut his way out of the hairball..

[04:47:41 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : but do continue regardless, I find it quite amusing. XD.

[04:48:19 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : The Redqueen will have your head for that o__o.

[04:48:40 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : She doesn't need my head, she has enough of her own~.

[04:48:56 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : and it won't be the head on your shoulder's either >_>..

[04:49:10 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : <<.

[04:49:11 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat detaches his head and spins it like a basketball.

[04:49:13 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : You win for now..

[04:49:19 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts runs away..

[04:49:27 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : I doubt she will derive much satidfaction from the action. XD.

[04:49:40 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : indeed XD.

[04:49:54 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : god I've been waiting to say that ever since I saw the movie o_o.

[04:50:04 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : xD.

[04:50:27 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : everytime she said "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!" I go *eyebrow raise*.

[04:51:06 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Dirty dirty. = 3=.

[04:51:12 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat lies on his back and uses his big tummy as a table for his tea tray.

[04:51:22 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : =3= don't judge me.

[04:51:31 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts judges..

[04:51:35 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Hurhur..

[04:51:39 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter pokes Cheshire's belly.

[04:51:42 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter is judged.

[04:51:54 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : ...it's cause of my red hair isn't it?....

[04:52:12 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : Yes..

[04:52:25 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : Baaaaaw..

[04:52:39 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : another redhead! 8D.

[04:52:42 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat has been poked.

[04:52:50 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : And the fact that you look like Madonna from the 80's..

[04:53:00 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : :C.

[04:53:07 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : It's okay..

[04:53:12 19/03/10] * Fausta Adler pats Hatter on the back..

[04:53:36 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat licks Fausta.

[04:53:49 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : why you're not Alice are you?.

[04:54:05 19/03/10] * Fausta Adler is licked..

[04:54:06 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : then again, I suppose we define the entity of Alice by a name.

[04:54:11 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : Nope. o 3o.

[04:54:19 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : which can in fatc be changed to fit the needs of the situation.

[04:54:32 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : with that in mind I hereby rename you Alice.

[04:54:40 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : hello again Alice. XD.

[04:54:50 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : I'm not Alice. >8U.

[04:54:52 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : Alice! 8D.

[04:54:58 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : aww D:.

[04:55:34 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter is sad now.

[04:55:48 19/03/10] * Fausta Adler throws confetti at Hatter..

[04:56:16 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter is knocked over by confetti cloud.

[04:56:19 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : Hatter have you considered the possibility that.

[04:56:41 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : motivated by her intense joy at your meeting, Alice has in fact denied her identity.

[04:56:43 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIING~.

[04:56:59 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : in order to increase you happiness at the time she does decide to drop the sham?.

[04:57:31 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : meaning ofcourse that this IS Alice and she is far happier to see you than originally anticipated.

[04:57:47 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : oh? O.o.

[04:57:54 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : ...ofcourse that's just a cat's opinion XD..

[04:58:08 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : Zhis cat talks funny. I must study it for zhe sake of zhe Millennium..

[04:58:27 19/03/10] * Fausta Adler pokes at Cheshire..

[04:58:42 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat smiles wide at the poke.

[04:59:01 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : I assure you Alice I am no different than the average housecat.

[04:59:20 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : granted I have yet to meet another housecat but based upon my opinion I am a cat.

[04:59:23 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter sips tea quietly.

[04:59:26 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : Hmm, interestingk reaction..

[04:59:28 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : and I am no different from myself.

[04:59:42 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : therefore I am no different from any other housecat. XD.

[05:00:52 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : ((lol, being cheshire is hella fun XD)).

[05:01:08 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : Enjoying yourselg? xD.

[05:01:09 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : XD.

[05:01:14 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : yourself*.

[05:01:34 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : ((totally, too bad I can't make this permenant.)).

[05:01:42 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : lol indeed.

[05:01:49 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat wags his fluffy tail.

[05:02:05 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : D'aaw, sorry. xD.

[05:02:27 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat raises two claws on each paw.

[05:02:28 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter looks at pic again and wants to pinch his fluffy cheeks.

[05:02:38 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : 4 more years! 4 more years!.

[05:03:07 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : ._..

[05:03:08 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : 4 more years?.

[05:03:18 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : of Cheshire!.

[05:03:38 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : we don't need a heinkel.

[05:03:48 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : Ohlord. xD.

[05:03:53 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : just think of the antics I could cause! XP.

[05:03:56 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : more Cheshire!.

[05:04:18 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat draws a villain mustache on a pic of Schro.

[05:04:26 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : Lmao..

[05:04:42 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : stand aside imposter! the original teleporting cat has arrived!.

[05:05:14 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat puts of an little nazi uniform.

[05:06:30 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : I WON'T SAY I'M IN LOOOOOOVE~.

[05:06:37 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : >__>.

[05:06:40 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : The uniform looks good on you. = 3=.

[05:07:27 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : I fear it'll swallow me up.....

[05:07:35 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter modifys uniform so it isn't too tight on Cheshire.

[05:07:40 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : OH, YOU TOUCH MY TRA-LA-LA..

[05:07:44 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat dissapears, leaving the uniform behind.

[05:07:51 19/03/10] Fausta Adler : MMMM, MY DING-DING-DONG~.

[05:07:58 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : O_o.

[05:08:09 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : ah, another dinner guest.

[05:08:23 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat reappears sitting atop Sigmund's head.

[05:08:32 19/03/10] Sigmund Saenger : O.o!.

[05:08:40 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts gropes Ziggy..

[05:08:40 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat bends over to look Ziggy in the eyes.

[05:08:52 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter runs across table to greet Sigmund.

[05:09:02 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : Good evening my dear sir, I am known as Cheshure.

[05:09:14 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : OH, YOU TOUCH ME TRA-LA-LA..

[05:09:21 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : tell me, using a scale of one to ten, how insane are you?.

[05:09:52 19/03/10] * Sigmund Saenger tries to ignore the fact that he has just been groped. "Eleven.".

[05:10:09 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts gets the whip and the goat out..

[05:10:13 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I have a new friend..

[05:10:16 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : .

[05:10:19 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : another mad one!.

[05:10:51 19/03/10] Sigmund Saenger : Indeed....

[05:11:04 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts gropes Atrius..

[05:11:32 19/03/10] * Sigmund Saenger sweatdrops "This seems to be some sort of greeting, Atrius...".

[05:11:34 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat stops smiling.

[05:11:35 19/03/10] Atrius : I will break your hand and your face. Don't think I won't..

[05:11:48 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : I like 'em fiesty..

[05:11:55 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong my canine friend.

[05:12:03 19/03/10] * Mad Hatter also stops smiling.

[05:12:08 19/03/10] Sigmund Saenger : Oh?.

[05:12:17 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : you see, to be truly insane you mustn't know that you are.

[05:12:27 19/03/10] * Sigmund Saenger is unnerved..

[05:12:37 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : the answer of a truly Mad person would be that they are not insane in the least.

[05:12:47 19/03/10] * The Knave of Hearts stands awkwardly close to Ziggy..

[05:12:49 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : ofcourse we all know that NOONE is perfectly sane.

[05:12:59 19/03/10] Sigmund Saenger : Ah, of course.....

[05:13:00 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : the truly insane merely choose to admit this.

[05:13:01 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : true that.

[05:13:08 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : while other hide the fact.

[05:13:20 19/03/10] * The Cheshire Cat noms on cupcakes. "A pity.".

[05:13:36 19/03/10] Sigmund Saenger : Ima go now....

[05:13:50 19/03/10] Sigmund Saenger : This is all a little much for this time of night....

[05:13:57 19/03/10] The Cheshire Cat : Now you're getting it my boy.

[05:14:03 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : :C.

[05:14:04 19/03/10] The Knave of Hearts : We scared everyone. xD.

[05:14:09 19/03/10] @ Mad Hatter : XDD epic

[16:10:32] * Neko Jay falcon chuck norris mr t kicks Karl in daddy bags

[22:14:35 28/03/10] * Neko Jay stabs Nina through the skull with katana.

[22:15:08 28/03/10] * Nina blinks.

[22:15:12 28/03/10] Nina : That hurts, you know..

[22:16:13 28/03/10] Neko Jay : I know.

[22:16:44 28/03/10] * Neko Jay throws Nina through a door then throws bits of spiky wood.

[22:16:52 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe breaks up the fight. "Ok kitties, calm down before someone gets scratched.".

[22:17:27 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : >>.

[22:17:30 28/03/10] * Nina throws down the iron plate she kept up in order to block the wood. "My word, catholic bitch..

[22:17:32 28/03/10] Nina : ".

[22:18:32 28/03/10] * Neko Jay suddenly transforms into a chibi.

[22:18:32 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Who zhe fawk you callin a bitch you species confused skank!!!?.

[22:18:45 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe slaps Nina.

[22:18:47 28/03/10] * Neko Jay laughs at Nina.

[22:19:06 28/03/10] Nina : A prude, big breasted bimbo with a cross round her neck and a nun in her bed, thats who..

[22:19:10 28/03/10] * Nina kicks her.

[22:19:53 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe curbstomps Nina.

[22:19:58 28/03/10] * Neko Jay films fiht.

[22:20:05 28/03/10] Neko Jay : *fight.

[22:20:07 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Schrofinger wannabe with nymphomania!.

[22:20:12 28/03/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing picks up chibi Jay, and pets him.

[22:20:20 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *Schrodinger.

[22:20:26 28/03/10] * Fausta Adler throws water on them..

[22:20:29 28/03/10] * Nina bicycle kicks Heinkel.

[22:20:41 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Gah!.

[22:20:48 28/03/10] Nina : Church whore with chain smoke addiction! :3.

[22:21:06 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe hits Nina with Fausta.

[22:21:07 28/03/10] * Fausta Adler proceeds to take photos..

[22:21:17 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : HEEEEY, I'M NOT IN ZHIS!.

[22:21:19 28/03/10] * Nina grabs Fausta and uses her as meat shield.

[22:21:25 28/03/10] Nina : You are now. :3.

[22:21:26 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Animality lover!.

[22:21:35 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *Beastiality.

[22:21:37 28/03/10] Todd Winston : ..

[22:21:44 28/03/10] * Fausta Adler tries to crawl away..

[22:21:49 28/03/10] * Nina throws her balls of mud.

[22:21:55 28/03/10] * Neko Jay purrss.

[22:21:56 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : I VANT OUT..

[22:21:58 28/03/10] Nina : throws balls at her*.

[22:22:08 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe uses Fausta as a shield.

[22:22:10 28/03/10] Nina : Nun fetishist!.

[22:22:18 28/03/10] Todd Winston : Once people toss beastiality around, we've gone too far..

[22:22:23 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe yanks out clumps of Nina's hair.

[22:22:26 28/03/10] Todd Winston : >.>.

[22:22:32 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Blood sucking whore!!!!!.

[22:22:35 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : BOTH OF YOU, STOP ZHIS INSTANCE!.

[22:22:44 28/03/10] * Fausta Adler punches them both in the face..

[22:22:55 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe whispers to Todd and jay "Zhat's not all she suck if you know vhat I mean XD".

[22:23:00 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *sucks.

[22:23:09 28/03/10] Todd Winston : ....

[22:23:17 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Bam!.

[22:23:32 28/03/10] Neko Jay : ...

[22:23:44 28/03/10] * Neko Jay faints.

[22:23:47 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : ....

[22:23:49 28/03/10] Neko Jay : Too much.

[22:23:55 28/03/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you would know this how heinkel?.

[22:23:55 28/03/10] * Nina regrows hair and scratches Heinkel.

[22:24:05 28/03/10] Nina : You... Bitch!.

[22:24:14 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe is stratched.

[22:24:14 28/03/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : btw I see you have been sinning again.

[22:24:18 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Ouch!.

[22:24:23 28/03/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I shall tell Anderson, and enrico at once..

[22:24:30 28/03/10] * Fausta Adler grabs Nina and tries to hold her back..

[22:24:35 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe grabs Nina's wrists and glares at integra.

[22:24:44 28/03/10] Nina : .___..

[22:24:49 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Vhat did I do zhis time!!!?.

[22:24:56 28/03/10] * Nina is grabbed by both Fausta and Heinkel.

[22:25:18 28/03/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : You're having lesbian affairs, and cheating on yumie.

[22:25:27 28/03/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Jay has pictures..

[22:25:29 28/03/10] Todd Winston : ...Poor, poor, Yumie/Yumiko....

[22:25:38 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Vhen did I have an affair!!?.

[22:25:52 28/03/10] Nina : *coughs* Seras *coughs*.

[22:25:53 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Und who says I'm doing zhat vith Yumiko!!?.

[22:26:02 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : = 3=.

[22:26:20 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe smacks Nina. "Shush you! Zhat vas a dream. A DREAM!!!".

[22:26:35 28/03/10] Todd Winston : Well, to be fair, it's SERAS. Have you seen the degree of chest jiggle she has?.

[22:26:40 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe crosses her arms. "Never happened.".

[22:26:49 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : I remember you sayingk somezhingk to me about your relationship vith zhe nun..

[22:27:00 28/03/10] Nina : Then why did i find your underwear in her room that other day? o.o.

[22:27:04 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : I feel nozhingk towards Seras' chest. |8.

[22:27:06 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : NOZHINGK HAPPENED!!!!.

[22:27:37 28/03/10] Todd Winston : ...Seras gets around....

[22:27:44 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : Uh-huh, sure..

[22:27:46 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Lies! All of it!!!!.

[22:27:55 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : Ve haff little reason to believe you, Heinkel..

[22:27:56 28/03/10] Todd Winston : Well, I knew that, but to get to the Vatican's people....

[22:27:56 28/03/10] Neko Jay : //.

[22:28:11 28/03/10] Todd Winston : Perhaps SHE is Hellsing's ultimate weapon rather than Alucard..

[22:28:23 28/03/10] Nina : No she isn`t. I am..

[22:28:30 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Just ask Jay! He'll tell you zhat I'm not lying!.

[22:28:40 28/03/10] * Neko Jay waves around pics of Yumie and Heinkel.

[22:28:40 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : I am zhe ultimate veapon. >8U.

[22:28:44 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe glares at jay. "RIGHT...Jay.".

[22:28:48 28/03/10] Neko Jay : EVIDENCE.

[22:28:54 28/03/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : keep denying all you want but we have proof.

[22:28:54 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : BASTARD!!!!.

[22:29:05 28/03/10] * Neko Jay stops.

[22:29:08 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe tackles Jay and throttles him.

[22:29:11 28/03/10] * Neko Jay burns pics.

[22:29:17 28/03/10] Neko Jay : AHHH.

[22:29:20 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe relents.

[22:29:25 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Good kitty.

[22:29:25 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : VHY VOULD YOU BURN ZHEM?!.

[22:29:26 28/03/10] Neko Jay : REAP HELP REAP.

[22:29:40 28/03/10] Neko Jay : Dun worry I haz copiez.

[22:29:41 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : IDIOOOOOOOOOOT..

[22:29:46 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe grins. "Zhere, no evidence, no crime.".

[22:29:48 28/03/10] Nina : Good thing we still have the security tapes of her and Seras..

[22:29:56 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : VHAT VAS ZHAT JAY!!!?.

[22:30:04 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : Do you haff copies of zhis tape?.

[22:30:10 28/03/10] * Neko Jay gives Fausta some Hinekle and Yumi pics.

[22:30:17 28/03/10] Nina : Already sold it. :2.

[22:30:18 28/03/10] Nina : :3.

[22:30:23 28/03/10] * Fausta Adler hides the pictures in her bra..

[22:30:26 28/03/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Security tapes??.

[22:30:33 28/03/10] Nina : Should appear on the Pirate bay in a day or so..

[22:30:44 28/03/10] Fausta Adler : Aahhh, very good..

[22:30:57 28/03/10] * Heinkel Wolfe hangs her head. "I am soo dead vhen zhe Vatican hears about zhis."

[00:32:18] Fausta Adler : My bra is a force of nature.

[18:00:46] @ Rip Van Winkle : here's a llama

[18:00:49] @ Rip Van Winkle : there's a llama

[18:00:58] @ Rip Van Winkle : and another little llama

[18:01:07] @ Rip Van Winkle : fuzzy llama

[18:01:10] @ Rip Van Winkle : funny llama

[18:01:14] @ Rip Van Winkle : llama llama

[18:01:15] @ Rip Van Winkle : duck

[18:01:38] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol

[18:09:45] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>

[18:09:47] @ Rip Van Winkle : <<

[18:21:36] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>

[18:21:37] @ Rip Van Winkle : <<

[18:21:39] Rip Van Winkle is Disconnected on Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:21 pm

[18:25:48] Enrico Maxwell has joined the chat on Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:25 pm

[18:25:50] @ Enrico Maxwell : .......?

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[19:56:24] @ Heinkel Wolfe : muahahahaha! Iscariot cbox!!!!

[19:57:05] Rachelle Bonelli is Disconnected on Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:57 pm

[19:57:10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Now I know how the minority feels, makes a man paranoid, savage, on edge all the time.

[19:57:12] @ Heinkel Wolfe : aww

[19:57:23] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Rachelle left

[19:57:30] @ Heinkel Wolfe : and enter Ziggy in 5

[19:57:31] @ Heinkel Wolfe : 4

[19:57:33] @ Heinkel Wolfe : 3

[19:57:34] @ Heinkel Wolfe : 2

[19:57:36] @ Heinkel Wolfe : 1

[19:57:40] Sigmund Saenger has joined the chat on Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:57 pm

[19:57:43] @ Heinkel Wolfe : beep beep beep

[19:57:50] @ Heinkel Wolfe : God I'm good XD

[19:58:19] Kat Niccals : ...

[19:58:27] Kat Niccals : ow the heck?....

[19:58:27] Sigmund Saenger : Güt call, Heinkel.

[13:14:32] Beauregard Nikhals II : I love how the internet is causing the English language to devolve to acronyms.

[13:14:50] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol

[13:15:16] Beauregard Nikhals II : Goddamit, there it goes again.

[13:15:32] @ Rip Van Winkle : let's play a game, I spy something beginning with 'H'

[13:16:13] Beauregard Nikhals II : Greecian Hoplites?

[13:16:19] Beauregard Nikhals II : House?

[13:16:33] @ Rip Van Winkle : nope

[13:16:35] Beauregard Nikhals II : Whores... wait.

[13:16:48] @ Rip Van Winkle : another hint, it's coming at lightning speed towards my face

[13:17:27] Beauregard Nikhals II : Coming at the speed of light... starts with an H...

[13:17:44] Beauregard Nikhals II : Housefly?

[13:17:54] @ Rip Van Winkle : speed of light might be exaggerated a bit

[13:18:14] Beauregard Nikhals II : Hornet?

[13:18:32] @ Rip Van Winkle : nope, another hint, it's just hit my face

[13:19:00] Beauregard Nikhals II : I don't know.

[13:19:16] @ Rip Van Winkle : my hand, lol

[13:19:30] Beauregard Nikhals II : Dammit...

[13:19:47] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol

[13:20:17] Beauregard Nikhals II : My turn. I spy something that begins with an 'M'.

[13:20:27] @ Rip Van Winkle : Moderators?

[13:20:46] Kat Niccals : Laughing Out Loud

[13:20:47] Beauregard Nikhals II : No.

[09:14:53] Sigmund Saenger : Oh noes! Fausta, our singing killed the box!

[09:15:08] Fausta Adler : I have that affect on people. 8U

[09:15:13] Sigmund Saenger : XD

[09:15:48] Sigmund Saenger : Quick get the shocky thinggies! We have to recessutate it!

[09:16:44] * Fausta Adler stabs the cbox in the eye with a scalpel.

[09:16:51] Sigmund Saenger : XD

[09:17:22] Fausta Adler : Oooooh, you meant the defibrillator paddles, right.

[09:17:31] Sigmund Saenger : Yes, those!

[09:18:19] Fausta Adler : I ate then. 8U

[09:18:25] Sigmund Saenger : Damn.

[09:18:35] Sigmund Saenger : It's flatlining!

[09:18:41] @ Rip Van Winkle : brb

[09:18:42] Sigmund Saenger : _______________________________

[00:34:07 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that's amore

[00:34:28 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : When the world seems to shine like you had too much wine, that's amore

[00:34:49 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

[00:35:01 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : And you'll sing "Vitta Bella"

[00:35:21 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

[00:35:31 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : Like a gay tarantella

[00:35:56 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore

[00:36:30 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : When you ance down the street with a cloud at your feet, you're in lo-ove

[00:37:06 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not dreaming, signore

[00:37:20 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli...

[00:37:24 18/04/10] Kat Niccals : That's amore

[05:33:06] Seras Victoria : Good morning everyone

[05:33:07] @ Heinkel Wolfe : you have a good point

[05:33:20] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Agent Smith seems a little too strong, lol

[05:33:42] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : good morning angels

[05:33:43] Seras Victoria : Yeah i think i should cut him out.

[05:33:55] Seras Victoria : Good moring charlie! :3

[05:34:01] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I don't see the point of him

[05:34:10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : why not just delete the posts outright?

[05:34:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you get huge brownie points for that

[05:34:34] Seras Victoria : Antigodmoders are supposed to prevent something like Shika whilest still getting satisfaction and fun out of it.

[05:34:43] @ Rip Van Winkle : .

[05:34:58] Seras Victoria : But so far i don`t see the point because the only potential danger would be Jay.

[05:35:00] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I see, kinda like admins in WoW

[05:35:08] Seras Victoria : I did not hear that.

[05:35:35] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[05:35:44] @ Heinkel Wolfe : lol, it's not what you think

22:13:47] Yumiko Takagi : FAUSTA MY LOVE WHY WOULD YOUUuuuuu.

[22:13:56] Kat Niccals : ya know Iscariots, we're the life of a party xD.

[22:14:05] Alexander Anderson : [[your love?]].

[22:14:14] * Beauregard Nikhals II holds onto Kat. "Y'know I'm no terrorist... well... technically I'm a mercenary.".

[22:14:16] Alex Dean : I tell you mister *punches air next to Anderson*.

[22:14:17] Alexander Anderson : [[I thought we had something special ;_;]].

[22:14:24] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I thought fausta was married to Renaldo O.O.

[22:14:28] Yumiko Takagi : [[ohshi---]].

[22:14:32] Alexander Anderson : [[*sobs*]].

[22:14:44] Yumiko Takagi : [[someone call maury my heartstrings are being rippeddddd]].

[22:14:46] Alexander Anderson : no Renaldo divorced her and she married Seras.

[22:14:51] Kat Niccals : heathen, heretic, all the same.

[22:14:55] Fausta Adler : Renaldo und I got divorced. Seras is still proposingk, but hasn't happened yet..

[22:14:58] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you mean jerry springer.

[22:15:04] Beauregard Nikhals II : Eh, I suppose you're right Iscariot girl..

[22:15:08] Alexander Anderson : Heinkel presided over the ceremony before making out with Yumie.

[22:15:39] Fausta Adler : I still don't consider it official. |8.

[22:15:52] Alexander Anderson : Seras wrote a fanfic about it XD.

[22:15:59] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : then fausta is up for grabs after all.

[22:16:00] Fausta Adler : Ve haff yet to consumate zhe marriage..

[22:16:03] Alexander Anderson : it's still up in the fanfiction section.

[22:16:29] Yumiko Takagi : [[no never D: you see, im pregnant with andersons kid and heinkel is actually his illegitamate she-he child]].

[22:16:37] Beauregard Nikhals II : So, Kat how have you been?.

[22:16:49] Alexander Anderson : O_o.

[22:16:49] * Fausta Adler jumps into the pit of battling doctors. "TAKE ME, MEDICAL MEEEEEEEEEEN!".

[22:17:00] Kat Niccals : I was fine but what I just read is cracking my brain in half.

[22:17:05] Kat Niccals : XD.

[22:17:11] Beauregard Nikhals II : lol.

[22:17:16] Alexander Anderson : [[Pick one of me you crazy yet incredibly amazing fanatic!!!!]].

[22:17:30] Alexander Anderson : lol, pick one of me XD.

[22:17:32] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : sooooooooooooooo.

[22:17:42] Yumiko Takagi : [[I SWEAH, YOU IS THE BABYS' DADDY. I SWEAH]].

[22:17:48] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : renaldo and anderson did it and produced heinkel?.

[22:17:48] Kat Niccals : Jesus freaking Christ xD.

[22:18:03] Beauregard Nikhals II : Oh, Lawdy..

[22:18:06] Yumiko Takagi : I...I think.

[22:18:17] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and now you are pregnant with andersons baby.

[22:18:20] * Alexander Anderson covers the room with bayonets and detonates them immediately.

[22:18:23] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : buy you love heinkel.

[22:18:28] * Kat Niccals faints at the mental image "NOOOO".

[22:18:30] Alexander Anderson : STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[22:18:34] * Fausta Adler respawns..

[22:18:34] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so then you are heinkel's step mother in the process.

[22:18:42] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : but*.

[22:18:46] Fausta Adler : Father Flapjacks did it with Andy?.

[22:18:46] Kat Niccals : that was the worst Yaoi my mind ever pictured.

[22:18:58] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : and this baby would be heinkel's sibling.

[22:19:05] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so then this is all incent.

[22:19:05] Alexander Anderson : Ah'll naught stand by an let this degredation persist any longer!!!!.

[22:19:06] Fausta Adler : Old Penwood x Old Islands x Father Flapjacks..

[22:19:07] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : incest*.

[22:19:10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Damn it Kat, I tried not to think about it. I tried so hard..

[22:19:28] Alexander Anderson : Silence tha lot a yea!!!!.

[22:19:51] Fausta Adler : NO U..

[22:19:52] Beauregard Nikhals II : Yell, louder. It might work..

[22:19:55] Yumiko Takagi : Father Flapjaaaaaaacks yeesssssssssss.

[22:19:59] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE.

[22:20:02] Alexander Anderson : tha next one tah spout sum vile debauchery will lose their tongue as sure as mah name is Alexander Anderson.

[22:20:07] Kat Niccals : Anderson, put some order in this before I die laughing XDDD.

[22:20:17] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ENRICO HAD A BABY MONTHS AGO WITH DOK BUT IT WAS PARTLY ANDERSONS CHILD.

[22:20:23] Fausta Adler : BE NOT AFRAID, THE FOREST NYMPHS HAVE TAUGHT ME HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN..

[22:20:27] * Alexander Anderson cuts out Integra's tongue..

[22:20:31] Yumiko Takagi : LMFAO.

[22:20:37] * Alexander Anderson evicerates Fausta.

[22:20:46] Kat Niccals : Beau, quick... morphine... overdose me!.

[22:20:46] Beauregard Nikhals II : Well... at least it wasn't me....

[22:20:49] Fausta Adler : I'll evicerate you~.

[22:20:50] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : SO NOW.

[22:20:57] * Alexander Anderson puts Yumie Kat and Dean in time out.

[22:21:01] Yumiko Takagi : And Yumie's been raping you all in your sleep .__..

[22:21:03] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ENRICO AND YUMIE ARE HEINKELS FATHER AND MOTHER.

[22:21:04] * Beauregard Nikhals II injects Kat with two morphine syrettes..

[22:21:11] Kat Niccals : whaaaaaa?????.

[22:21:12] * Alex Dean bursts out.

[22:21:17] Alex Dean : I WANNA DANCE DANCE DANCE.

[22:21:23] Fausta Adler : SCHRODINGER'S PARENTS ARE DOK AND MEOWTH..

[22:21:27] Kat Niccals : thank you, Bo.... I'll hunt your ass in Hell X__x.

[22:21:27] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : So now heinkel has three fathers, and one mother.

[22:21:28] * Alexander Anderson roars

[04:01:04] @ Enrico Maxwell : hello rip

[04:04:01] Integra F. W. Hellsing has been disconnected the Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:04 am (session timeout)

[04:04:42] @ Enrico Maxwell : I love you Rip.

[04:04:48] @ Enrico Maxwell : You're so cute.

[04:05:19] @ Enrico Maxwell : and tall. I think you're taller than myself.

[04:05:24] @ Enrico Maxwell : Thats sexy.

[04:05:46] @ Rip Van Winkle : >_>

[04:05:51] Integra F. W. Hellsing has joined the chat on Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:05 am

[04:06:02] @ Enrico Maxwell : lmao

[04:06:05] @ Enrico Maxwell : aaahahaha!

[04:06:23] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : back

[04:06:27] @ Rip Van Winkle : wb

[04:06:35] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I see the pope ate too many mushrooms

[04:07:55] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .

[04:08:28] @ Enrico Maxwell : aaahahaha!

[04:10:19] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol

[04:13:54] @ Enrico Maxwell : but really

[04:14:01] @ Enrico Maxwell : Dok is sexy in his birthday suite

[04:14:07] @ Enrico Maxwell : and it turns me on

[04:14:19] @ Enrico Maxwell : every time I look at his poster I shit diamonds.

[04:15:05] @ Enrico Maxwell : And rubys.

[04:15:26] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I didn't know you ate volcanic rock.

[04:15:49] @ Enrico Maxwell : And Protestants.

[04:16:38] @ Enrico Maxwell : but I like german blood susage the most.

[04:16:49] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>

[04:16:57] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I see that

[04:17:07] @ Enrico Maxwell : so big and slippery.

[04:17:29] @ Enrico Maxwell : Yum.

[04:17:32] @ Enrico Maxwell : >P

[04:19:03] @ Rip Van Winkle : o_o

[04:19:59] @ Enrico Maxwell : I am crashing

[04:20:01] @ Enrico Maxwell : headache

[04:20:06] @ Enrico Maxwell : but on the perverted side

[04:20:19] @ Enrico Maxwell : I am gonna mess around with veal meat in the bed.

[04:20:25] @ Enrico Maxwell : thinking it is dok

[04:20:37] @ Enrico Maxwell : because I make the world safe for pretifiles

[04:20:57] Enrico Maxwell is Disconnected on Thu Apr 29, 2010 4:20 am : to go to \'sleep\'

[23:56:46] Beauregard Nikhals II : Thank ye, Integra..

[23:57:11] * Alexander Anderson sends a murderous glance at Beau.

[23:57:48] * Beauregard Nikhals II stares at the glaring Anderson and smiles before gulping his tea..

[23:58:06] * Kat Niccals looks over at Anderson, then Beau "... what's with the cowboy staring?".

[23:58:20] * Alexander Anderson sits down next to Beau and begins to sharpen one of his bayonets.

[23:58:25] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : alright I'm going to watch something now..

[23:58:34] Meabh Eir : -sidesteps out of the way0-.

[23:58:34] Alexander Anderson : cya Integra.

[23:58:43] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Beau, Angelus. I'll be on msn mobile should anything happen..

[23:59:02] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : If they did not give you approval to use the picture Meabh I cannot allow you to use it on here..

[23:59:04] Alexander Anderson : kay, I'll keep an eye out for trouble.

[23:59:04] * Kat Niccals puts and arm over Beau's shoulders, eyeing Anderson nervously "Father?".

[23:59:10] Beauregard Nikhals II : So long, Integra..

[23:59:16] Meabh Eir : Bye.

[23:59:17] Meabh Eir : and thanks.

[23:59:22] Kat Niccals : bye, Integra.

[23:59:29] Meabh Eir : -cries because dA is telling her she has the wrong password-.

[23:59:54] Alexander Anderson : Ah know ye haff a soft spot fer this one Kat so Ah'll stay mah hand fer now..

[00:00:12] * Alexander Anderson looks at Beu. "Fer now.".

[00:00:44] * Beauregard Nikhals II 's eyes narrow..

[00:01:27] Beauregard Nikhals II : Oh, you are just lucky Kat's holding me back, Father..

[00:01:57] * Alexander Anderson grabs the bayonet whiteknuckled and presses it against Beau's jugular.

[00:02:09] * Kat Niccals slaps Beau up the back of the head.

[00:02:21] Kat Niccals : no threatening my Mentor, Beauregard.

[00:02:36] Beauregard Nikhals II : Ow, don't make me flinch! He'll cut me open! And HE started it!.

[00:02:45] Alexander Anderson : Let e who doth naught love tha Laird be accursed and damned tah Perdition ferever more..

[00:03:08] Kat Niccals : Father, he believes the Lord... he always asks for Last Rites.

[00:03:44] Beauregard Nikhals II : Actually, I just do that to distract you most of the time....

[00:03:52] Beauregard Nikhals II : Er... uh.. I mean....

[00:04:03] Alexander Anderson : hmm...a Catholic eh? Well in tha' case e cannae be entirely unworthy o fergiveness.

[00:04:05] Kat Niccals : <___< how about shutting up when I save your ass?.

[00:04:25] * Alexander Anderson hauls Beau up by his shrit collar.

[00:04:30] Alexander Anderson : *shirt.

[00:04:51] Beauregard Nikhals II : Problem, Father?.

[00:04:59] Alexander Anderson : Ye hereby haff mah permission tah take Sister Niccals out on one o yer dates.

[00:05:06] Beauregard Nikhals II : ....

[00:05:26] Alexander Anderson : boot ye are tah ave er back by no later than eleven o clock.

[00:05:26] Meabh Eir : That was random....

[00:05:36] Alexander Anderson : is tha' clear!!?.

[00:05:40] Kat Niccals : wait, what??? *had gone to take a painkiller*.

[00:05:52] Beauregard Nikhals II : Eh... uh... y-yessir?.

[00:05:56] Kat Niccals : why do you set me up everytime I get away from mah laptop? D:.

[00:06:30] Alexander Anderson : an ere's tah be no hanky panky boy!.

[00:06:58] * Kat Niccals buries in the couch burning in shame, blushed beyond what is humanly possible.

[00:07:25] * Beauregard Nikhals II does a midair salute, still hanging by Anderson's fist. "Aye Aye.".

[00:08:01] Kat Niccals : shouldn't I kinda divorce my husband before dating a merc?.

[00:08:05] Alexander Anderson : if she cums ome with even a single one o those hickies then there'll be no place upon God's green erth fer yea tah hide!.

[00:08:19] Kat Niccals : O////O FATHER!.

[00:08:23] Alexander Anderson : GOT THA'!!!!!!!!!!.

[00:08:47] * Beauregard Nikhals II surpesses laughter. "Yessir, no hanky panky, sir!".

[00:09:02] Kat Niccals : don't I get a saying in this?!.

[00:09:06] * Alexander Anderson sets Beau down and hands him 5 dollars.

[00:09:24] Alexander Anderson : run along an have fun children..

[00:09:35] Alexander Anderson : *haff.

[00:09:36] Beauregard Nikhals II : Eh... thank ye..

[00:09:52] Kat Niccals : ....

[00:10:03] * Beauregard Nikhals II whispers in Kat's ear. "Please don't tell'em I'm not Catholic, I think he likes me now.".

[00:10:20] * Kat Niccals whispers back "you're not?!".

[00:11:01] * Beauregard Nikhals II 's face goes white after realizing even Kat doesn't know and shakes his head slightly..

[00:11:20] * Alexander Anderson wheels around, eyes wide.

[00:11:35] Kat Niccals : oh snap.....

[00:11:39] Alexander Anderson : WHA"S THA' ABOOT A NONCATHOLIC!!!!!?.

[00:11:59] Meabh Eir : He was kidding!.

[00:12:02] Kat Niccals : O_O.

[00:12:24] * Kat Niccals puts her cross on Beau's neck "he's just kidding, really!".

[00:12:29] Kat Niccals : oooh shiet.....

[00:12:49] Alexander Anderson : ah, fair enuff then. Back tah yer date then boot dunnae jest on tha matter o faith boy.

[00:13:05] * Beauregard Nikhals II 's face goes completely white until Meabh speaks. "Yessir, jus' kidding, Father. I know the joke was in bad taste, I am sorry.".

[00:13:15] Alexander Anderson : Ack! Ah almost fergot..

[00:13:26] * Beauregard Nikhals II secretly gives Kat and Maebh a thumb's up sign..

[00:13:27] * Kat Niccals whispers through gritted teeth and a forced smile "either you convert or I'LL be the one you should worry about".

[00:13:29] * Alexander Anderson hands beau a set of clerics and round glasses.

[00:13:52] Alexander Anderson : ya'll need this fer yer first day o lesson tomorrow..

[00:14:02] Integra F. W. Hellsing has been disconnected the Sat May 01, 2010 12:14 am (session timeout).

[00:14:04] Alexander Anderson : *lessons.

[00:14:12] Kat Niccals : huh???.

[00:14:35] Beauregard Nikhals II : Um... *fake tears well up in his eyes* Oh, thank ye Father. I've wanted to be a member o' the clergy for so long....

[00:14:46] Alexander Anderson : Aye, no child o mine will settle fer anything less than a true paladin o tha Laird.

[00:14:59] * Kat Niccals is very close to fainting.

[00:15:03] Meabh Eir : -nudges Kat- Go with it....

[00:15:48] Kat Niccals : huh... ah... huh... @______@.

[00:16:04] Beauregard Nikhals II : Do you mind, if I step aside for a minute and try them on Father?.

[00:16:42] Kat Niccals : ((sorry I'm not saying much but i'm laughing too hard)).

[00:16:54] Alexander Anderson : Ah dunnae pay den mind now lad. enjoy yer date. I must be getting on mah way..

[00:17:15] * Alexander Anderson leaves to fix supper for the orphans.

[21:44:21] Carson Anders : Fausta I want a kiss, right now, yes exactly at THIS moment!.

[21:44:22] @ Karl Reinhardt : BEGONE DEMON D<.

[21:44:34] Kat Niccals : lol.

[21:44:36] Carson Anders : Not necesserily from you but I want one!.

[21:44:40] * Void kisses Carson.

[21:44:41] Void : XD.

[21:44:49] Void : wait..shit, too far.

[21:44:51] Chev Caputo has joined the chat on Sun May 02, 2010 9:44 pm.

[21:44:51] Carson Anders : Thanks then xD.

[21:44:56] Fausta Adler : Good going, Void..

[21:44:57] @ Sirina Anthony : lmao.

[21:45:00] @ Sirina Anthony : AAAAAHAHAHAHA!.

[21:45:17] Seras Victoria : Every organsation has two online, except Millenium.

[21:45:20] * Void washes his mouth out with holy water.

[21:45:24] @ Sirina Anthony : VOID! I LOVE YOU! THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT!

[21:50:10] Void : Karl, do you piss lava?.

[21:50:15] @ Sirina Anthony : no commento.

[21:50:17] @ Sirina Anthony : no.

[21:50:20] @ Sirina Anthony : he pees beer.

[21:50:20] Chev Caputo : ....

[21:50:36] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : ,,,,,,,,.

[21:50:36] @ Sirina Anthony : or VODKA.

[21:50:39] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : o.o;;.

[21:50:39] Kat Niccals : ..

[21:50:42] Carson Anders : Fausta do you feel yourself sexual harrasted by meß.

[21:50:44] @ Sirina Anthony : MOONSHINE PEE!.

[21:50:44] Void is Disconnected on Sun May 02, 2010 9:50 pm.

[21:50:46] Kat Niccals : wtf did I get back to?.

[21:50:46] Void has joined the chat on Sun May 02, 2010 9:50 pm.

[21:50:53] @ Karl Reinhardt : xDDD.

[21:50:54] Void : lol.

[21:51:01] Fausta Adler : I PEE SUNSHINE. 8U.

[21:51:01] @ Karl Reinhardt : No, I don't have STD's :l.

[21:51:10] Void : I piss lies and deceit.

[21:51:12] Void : and urine.

[21:51:13] @ Sirina Anthony : LMAO.

[21:51:22] @ Sirina Anthony : I WAS JUST THINKING THAT FAUSTA!.

[21:51:24] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : Um.

[21:51:32] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : I psoted Kat, lol. And, I have no idea what's going on here..

[21:51:35] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : Oh the madness..

[21:51:37] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : I love it all..

[21:51:39] Kat Niccals : Karl, is Alex DEan finds out you piss vodka.... I dunno, man.

[21:51:42] @ Karl Reinhardt : Sunshine is overrated..

[21:51:50] Void : I made a post in the crazy moments.

[21:51:52] * Karl Reinhardt emos*.

[21:51:53] * Seras Victoria hugs Kat.

[21:51:58] Carson Anders : Is tha tan no? I guess it is.

[21:51:59] Kat Niccals : ok lemme read.

[21:51:59] Fausta Adler : Vodka pee already tempts me..

[21:52:03] Void : Unicorns piss rainbows.

[21:52:05] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : Ish lame.

[21:52:06] Carson Anders : VODKA!!!.

[21:52:08] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : Very lame XD.

[21:52:10] Carson Anders : i have Vodka!.

[21:52:12] Void : and their farts raise crops.

[21:52:13] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : I hate making starting posts..

[21:52:13] * Kat Niccals is hugged "w-what? why? huh?".

[21:52:19] @ Karl Reinhardt : Who wants a Vodka shower?.

[21:52:23] @ Karl Reinhardt : /too far.

[21:52:27] Fausta Adler : No more drinking right now. Not after last night. D;.

[21:52:30] Carson Anders : thanks Fausta! I love you I ve nearly forgotten, that I ve Vodka!!.

[21:52:32] Kat Niccals : eeew XD.

[21:52:36] Void : Carson does, Karl.

[21:52:49] Carson Anders : ME ME MEEEEEE!!!!!!!.

[21:52:54] Fausta Adler : KARL, CARSON, YES..

[21:52:57] * Sirina Anthony clings to Karl. "Oh my fucking god! Look at this shit!".

[21:53:03] @ Neero A. Falkazaar : . . . . . . . . . . ..

[21:53:09] * Void watches in anticipation.

[21:53:11] @ Karl Reinhardt : Look at what?.

[21:53:13] @ Sirina Anthony : THEY ARE LIKE ZOMBIES!.

[21:53:22] Void : people not knowing our language as well as us is funneh.

[21:53:27] @ Karl Reinhardt : Are you on crack?.

[21:53:27] @ Sirina Anthony : 0.0.

[21:53:29] Carson Anders : 7me puts Fausta in hsi arms and showers with her unter vodka.

[21:53:31] Void : /too far.

[21:53:35] Kat Niccals : holy shit Neero, who's the actual student? now I'm confused!.

[21:53:39] Kat Niccals : XD.

[21:53:40] Void : XD XD XD XD.

[21:53:49] @ Sirina Anthony : NOT CRACK.

[21:53:51] Void : Holy shit XD.

[21:53:57] @ Sirina Anthony : I'M ON NOTHING.

[21:53:59] Fausta Adler : NO VODKA, DON'T DO IT!.

[21:54:01] Void : this is going in crazy moments too.



Really, this was just too good not to post

[02:39:27] Alexander Anderson : wait, why would you intentially piss me off? I raised you!!!.

[02:39:39] @ Matthew Arkansas : Because you're thick headed xD.

[02:39:56] * Alexander Anderson puts on black mask.

[02:40:14] Alexander Anderson : Matthew Arkansas...I am your Father....Anderson!.

[02:40:42] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >.>.

[02:40:57] Kat Niccals : ..

[02:41:03] @ Matthew Arkansas : THAT'S NOT TRUE!.

[02:43:06] Alexander Anderson : search the Scriptures...you know it to be true!.

[02:43:20] * Kat Niccals supresses a chuckle.

[02:45:02] @ Matthew Arkansas : If you were my dad, then why am I so short?.

[02:45:39] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Because your mother was schrodinger. >>.

[02:45:47] Kat Niccals : LOL.

[02:46:04] * Alexander Anderson shrugs. "Ah went through a faze in college."

[21:42:13] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : Better don´t do it too hard or you owe me a nun..

[21:42:15] Alexander Anderson : Now tha' tha Draculina is out uv tha way, where were we?.

[21:42:49] Alexander Anderson : Ya'll lay yer filthy claws upon a bride o Christ over my dead body!.

[21:43:07] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : Well that´s a lie..

[21:43:13] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : I just laid hands on Kat..

[21:43:34] Alexander Anderson : I wuz naught ere tah stop ye.

[21:43:50] Alexander Anderson : boot dunnae worry...Ah'm here now....

[21:43:54] * Alexander Anderson grins wide.

[21:44:23] Fausta Adler: AH DID NAUGHT INHALE~

[21:44:33] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : I kinda need to test fire my new gun... would you volunteer, "Andy"?.

[21:44:42] * Alexander Anderson: Fillets Fusta and eats her.

[21:44:59] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : CANNABALISM.

[21:45:13] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : [God Cerascard is getting me sidetracked from Alucard`s persona. gimme a moment].

[21:45:22] * Alexander Anderson chuckles. "Wha's tha matter vampire? Ye need a new weapon joost tah take me down?".

[21:45:45] Fausta Adler : >8U.

[21:45:53] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : Actually, that weapon is to take down the pope you adore so much..

[21:46:10] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : I´d be happy about that if i were you..

[21:46:34] * Alexander Anderson punches Alucard through three walls with one punch.

[21:46:50] Alexander Anderson : Hold yer black tongue still afore I cut it froom yer maw!.

[21:47:11] * Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] shrugs it off and stands still, hands in the pockets.

[21:47:18] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : The point of that would be? *raises eyebrow*.

[21:47:23] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : Like you would, standing there and barking like a dog..

[21:47:43] * Alexander Anderson literally cuts out Alucards tongue.

[21:47:52] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : sirina is on.

[21:48:25] * Alexander Anderson thou shall naught speak ill of tha Bishop o Rome!.

[21:48:31] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Father are you sure you want to hold his tongue. You never know where it's been..

[21:48:41] Alexander Anderson : *"Thou........Rome!".

[21:48:51] * Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] smirks with a bleeding mouth.

[21:48:52] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ...or what it's touched..

[21:49:08] * Alexander Anderson 's eyebrow twitches with rage as he tosses the tongue aside.

[21:49:18] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : ~Oh quite exquisite places, Master. You would know. ~.

[21:49:30] * Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] regenerates the tongue.

[21:49:48] Alexander Anderson : ack! filthy protestant swine..

[21:51:18] * Alexander Anderson knocks Integra's cigar out of her hand for no reason other than to be an ass..

[21:51:32] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : That wasn't wise..

[21:52:00] Alexander Anderson : Be wise ye Kings...be admonished ye joodges o tha earth....

[21:52:46] Alexander Anderson : kiss tha Sun lest E be angry and fall in repentance should Is wrath be kindled boot a little....

[21:53:10] Alexander Anderson : Ah shall break them with a rod o iron.....

[21:53:25] Alexander Anderson : Ah shall smash them like the potter's vessel....

[21:53:44] Alexander Anderson : Iscariot duz naught shirk when our enemies present themselves!.

[21:53:59] Alexander Anderson : Ah can end this wit one round o Roe Sham Boe!.

[21:54:11] * Alexander Anderson kicks Alucard in the crotch.

[21:54:13] * Fausta Adler sticks out her foot in front of Andy..

[21:54:14] Alexander Anderson : AMEN!!!!.

[21:54:40] * Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] reacts with a double slugshell into Andy´s balls.

[21:54:59] * Alexander Anderson falls due to Fausta's trip avoiding the slugs.

[21:55:30] Void : lol.

[21:55:31] Alexander Anderson : Yer aim is almost as bad as yer blood stained breath freak.

[21:55:48] * Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] flipcocks and fires at them again whilest he´s down.

[21:56:19] * Alexander Anderson rolls out of the way and slices through Alucard's legs at the knee while rising.

[21:57:46] * Alexander Anderson cuts the log in half whilst it is in midair.

[21:58:07] * Fausta Adler falls asleep in the middle of the battlefield..

[21:58:26] Alexander Anderson : An e did percieve tha image o a woman sitting upon a great red dragon.

[21:58:56] Alexander Anderson : an she wuz tah be known at Babylon tha Great an wuz gpermitted tah old sway over tha earts and minds o the rulers o men.

[21:59:19] * Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] stands again after regenerateing and shoots into Anderson´s back at point blank.

[21:59:29] Alexander Anderson : boot at tha hour o reckoning when the four trumpets finally were sounded Babylon an tha Dragon....

[22:00:01] * Alexander Anderson staggers but manages to wrap the Guidence Chain around Alucard's neck as he falls.

[22:00:14] * Alexander Anderson detonates the chain and begins to slowly regenerate.

[22:00:16] * Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] is actually building the Ragnarok but isn´t far yet.

[22:00:30] * Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] turns into bats and regenerates somewhere else.

[22:01:09] * Integra F. W. Hellsing sits down with a remote at a cafe table, and sips tea..

[22:01:21] Alexander Anderson : ...were overwhelmed by the Legions o eaven and tha masses did know tha' the full wrath o eaven had been called doon upon their heathen heads!.

[22:01:53] * Alexander Anderson teleports behind Alucard and pierces his heart from behind.

[22:01:59] Alexander Anderson : AMEN!.

[22:02:00] Ceras Viktoria [Alucard] : /ragequits.

[22:02:13] Seras Victoria : Anyways gotta go to bed.

[22:02:23] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok.

[22:02:26] Alexander Anderson : lol, oh well it was fun while it lasted.

[22:02:29] Alexander Anderson : cya Seras.

[22:02:33] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : goodnight

[01:14:08] * Alexander Anderson busts out his bagpipes and get's this party started.

[01:14:29] Kat Niccals : I'm reading.... Sacred Geometry.

[01:14:40] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : brb going to change to shorts, and tank top it's too humid.

[01:15:06] * Alexander Anderson is the Highlanderson.

[01:15:17] Alexander Anderson : ERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!.

[01:15:47] Kat Niccals : LOL.

[01:15:50] @ Sirina Anthony : I want to change places with tegs right now. I want warm. IT's cold and raining here..

[01:16:05] Kat Niccals : same....

[01:16:06] * Beauregard Nikhals II tucks his chin in and hides his neck, and generally avoiding Anderson. "Sacred Geometry?".

[01:16:23] Kat Niccals : http://theunexplainedmysteries.com/sacred-geometry.html.

[01:16:37] * Kat Niccals hugs Beau for warmth.

[01:16:52] * Alexander Anderson 's Ander-senses are tingling.

[01:17:06] Kat Niccals : <_< what?.

[01:17:11] Alexander Anderson : ere trubble brewing.....

[01:17:21] * Sirina Anthony lights cigarette..

[01:17:25] @ Sirina Anthony : Ci Anderson. Ci..

[01:17:35] * Alexander Anderson holds a bayonet between his teeth and dives into the Loch Ness.

[01:17:55] @ Sirina Anthony : brb. I need to reboot the computer..

[01:17:58] Alexander Anderson : *various signs of struggle and blood appear in the dark water*.

[01:18:17] Kat Niccals : .....

[01:18:27] * Alexander Anderson walks out of the Lake dragging the mutilated body of the Loch Ness Monster.

[01:18:48] Kat Niccals : .... you just killed an endagered species.....

[01:19:02] Alexander Anderson : Ah joost killed an abomination.

[01:19:30] Kat Niccals : b-but... but... it was a creature of the Lord....

[01:20:02] Alexander Anderson : Twas a remnant o a bygone era terrorizing tha good people o this land fer far too long..

[01:20:29] * Beauregard Nikhals II is shocked and appalled. "NESSSIE!!! Nooooeeees!".

[01:20:50] * Alexander Anderson skins the beast and makes a Nessie skin kilt.

[01:20:54] Kat Niccals : .________.

[02:34:53 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : hola people I've decided to pay a visit while I am at my friends house

[02:35:01 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : great to see all of you

[02:35:28 08/05/10] Alexander Anderson : how have you been Walt

[02:35:48 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : good

[02:36:04 08/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Er... hmm... what'd I miss? Holy shite! Hello, there, Walter.

[02:36:06 08/05/10] Alexander Anderson : since you left nobody tries to electrocute me anymore. ; _ ;

[02:36:40 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : hello

[02:36:43 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : and awww

[02:36:52 08/05/10] Alexander Anderson : lol

[02:37:00 08/05/10] * Kat Niccals charges a hand with life force "I can, y«if you want so bad"

[02:37:03 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : well when I come back more permanently I am going to have to fix that

[02:37:56 08/05/10] Alexander Anderson : lol, I look forward to the challenge. XD

[02:39:37 08/05/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing is really happy right now.

[02:40:09 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : I am still going to win

[02:40:19 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : because I can do awsome tricks

[02:41:08 08/05/10] Alexander Anderson : but I'm stubborn as a bull.

[02:41:27 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : -mumbles- built like one too...

[02:41:29 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : well I can do tricks like this]

[02:41:35 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[02:41:38 08/05/10] Alexander Anderson : cut me up, send me to manners training, use a shock collar, force a fake confession, it doesn't matter

[02:41:47 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : XD

[02:41:50 08/05/10] Alexander Anderson : oh it's gonna be like that huh?

[02:41:58 08/05/10] Alexander Anderson : ok I can play that game

[02:42:04 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : well that;s last resort

[02:42:09 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : -hides behind Integra-

[02:42:40 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : bring it on Jeeves!

[02:42:56 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez sighs

[02:43:02 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : you never learn do you

[02:43:03 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : /ma pats Meabh, and offers popcorn while waving a Walter Flag

[02:43:10 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : nope

[02:43:10 08/05/10] Kat Niccals : .

[02:43:20 08/05/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pats Meavh, offers popcorn, and waves a big Walter flag

[02:43:21 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : it's one of my better features. XD

[02:43:26 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : damn it

[02:43:29 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : meabh*

[02:43:36 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : Haha, no worries

[02:44:03 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : -munches popcorn, decides not to choose sides-

[02:44:19 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez readies wires

[02:44:20 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : I mean, I michgt be working for one soon, and the other is just teh awesome

[02:44:23 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : might*

[02:44:24 08/05/10] @ Rip Van Winkle : .

[02:44:28 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : come on you catholic swine

[02:44:34 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe draws guns

[02:44:51 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : age before skill Mr. Angel. XD

[02:45:13 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : well this old dog learned some new tricks

[02:45:27 08/05/10] @ Sirina Anthony : fucking go to bed dad! I WANNA SMOKE MY CIGARETTE FOR REAL!

[02:45:34 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez dissapears al of a sudden

[02:45:47 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : Ooo...this is goona be good

[02:45:49 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe is not liking this at all...

[02:45:50 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : gonna*

[02:45:53 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : dammit

[02:45:55 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe runs for it

[02:46:06 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol no you caught the misspelling bug.

[02:46:08 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : now*

[02:46:08 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshithsithsitshi

[02:46:21 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : Stop that, Integra

[02:46:32 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : fhhaufhshhaughl WIRES!!!! ghjghslbhsl

[02:46:36 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm not doing it on purpose I swear to god.

[02:46:38 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : -trips Heinkel-

[02:46:41 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez uses shadow force and scores a critical on heinkle and kills her*

[02:47:01 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe leaps over Meabh but is hit by Walter

[02:47:09 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm just happy, and the happiness can't be contained right now because if I was seeing a certain someone in real life right now I'd be all over them like white on rice.

[02:47:15 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe respawns

[02:47:27 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : On a paper plate in a snowstorm?

[02:47:35 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe shoots Walter in the knee cap

[02:47:40 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : so my fingers don't know where to go on the keyboard >>

[02:47:41 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez uses omnious wind

[02:47:59 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe uses omnislash!

[02:48:01 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez uses hydro pump*

[02:48:07 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : Haha, fair enough

[02:48:19 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe uses volt tackle

[02:48:32 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez uses rollout

[02:48:35 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : wait...water = electricity =....

[02:48:38 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : GRAH!

[02:48:48 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao

[02:48:50 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe is shocked.....again.

[02:48:57 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : damnit.

[02:49:01 08/05/10] @ Sirina Anthony : Big bootie bitches! Big, big bootie bitches!

[02:49:13 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : I've won 10 regional pokemon tournaments

[02:49:19 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : you are not going to beat me

[02:49:35 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : it took me almost a year to for my dream team

[02:49:39 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : at pokemon battles...no.

[02:49:45 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : form*

[02:49:50 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : at magic the gathering..definately not

[02:50:06 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : I am so glad I have found myself amongst a crowd as strange and as awkward as I am

[02:50:07 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : boy you don't know who you are messing with

[02:50:11 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : at not giving up....I'll totally win! XD

[02:50:19 08/05/10] @ Rip Van Winkle : .

[02:50:43 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : at merciless killing anyone I win

[02:50:50 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe summons the Winged Dragon of Ra

[02:50:50 08/05/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing nods

[02:51:15 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe also brings out Obelisk and Slifer for the hell of it

[02:51:33 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Those can be defeated you know >>

[02:51:44 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe commands them to attack. "Sic em boys!"

[02:51:51 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez summon sleither the executive producer, obelisk the tormentor, and...

[02:51:54 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I know but they're no pushovers either

[02:52:04 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez summons mega ultra chicken

[02:52:27 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Mega Ultra Chicken......

[02:52:35 08/05/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing is reminded of Robot Chicken.

[02:52:37 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe plays a new magic card called "Heinkel Automatically Wins!"

[02:52:39 08/05/10] Meabh Eir : -blinks-

[02:52:46 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Screw the rules I have green hair!

[02:52:49 08/05/10] * Rip Van Winkle summons all the parts of Exodia and pwns all

[02:52:59 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lmao Rip

[02:53:08 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez plays "Walter is here so screw you guys, I win*

[02:53:22 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe is defeated

[02:53:39 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[02:53:57 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe shrugs. "Oh vell. Zhere's alvays next time."

[02:54:08 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : says you

[02:54:13 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : MIND CRUSH

[02:54:18 08/05/10] @ Rip Van Winkle : damn I haven't duelled in ages

[02:54:34 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe is protected by an army of Steves

[02:54:39 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : muahahahaha

[02:54:52 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez brings out melvin

[02:55:00 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : uh oh

[02:55:13 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez also brings out francis and the pharoe

[02:55:18 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe steals Kaibacorp

[02:55:20 08/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I've never dueled with my yugioh cards before.

[02:55:30 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Screw the rules I have money!

[02:55:42 08/05/10] * Walter C. Dornez brings out seto kaiba and his nazi henchmen

[02:55:53 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : HAIL KAIBA

[02:56:08 08/05/10] * Heinkel Wolfe still has his Cyber Dragon Deck in his desk somewhere

[02:56:24 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : i HAVE A PURE DRAGON DECK

[02:56:42 08/05/10] @ Walter C. Dornez : all three blue eyes turn 3 if I get a good shuffle

[02:56:49 08/05/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : Beatdown?

[14:50:50] * Rip Van Winkle wants a jar of dirt

[14:50:55] @ Rip Van Winkle : hi Kat

[14:51:36] * Kat Niccals gives Rip a jar of dirt

[14:51:40] Kat Niccals : Hi Rippy

[14:51:45] @ Rip Van Winkle : whee

[14:52:03] * Rip Van Winkle starts singing the 'jar of dirt' song

[14:52:03] Kat Niccals : "I got a jaar of diiirt" XD

[14:52:50] Carson Anders : I got a jar of diiirt I got a jar of diiirt and guess what´s in it!

[14:53:27] Carson Anders : I know that song It´s awesome...just like "Why is the why is the why is the why is the why is the rum gone!

[14:53:43] @ Rip Van Winkle : I got a jar of diiiiirt, I got a jar of diiirt, I got a jar of diiirt, and guess what's inside it?

[14:53:50] @ Rip Van Winkle : omfg I love that one

[14:54:02] Fausta Adler : xD

[14:54:08] @ Rip Van Winkle : You burnt all the food! The shade! The rum!!

[14:54:14] Carson Anders : xDDD

[14:54:18] Carson Anders : THE RUM!

[14:54:20] @ Rip Van Winkle : Yes...the rum is gone.

[14:54:22] Carson Anders : Why the rum?

[14:54:24] Fausta Adler : BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE~?

[14:54:25] @ Rip Van Winkle : ....why is the rum gone?!

[14:54:27] Carson Anders : Why is the rum gone?

[23:23:08] Carson Anders : Plap

[23:23:15] Seras Victoria : Fap

[23:24:04] Kat Niccals : lol

[23:24:31] * Seras Victoria splurts onto Carson

[23:24:38] Seras Victoria : Taste my justice.

[23:24:52] @ Heinkel Wolfe : lol

[23:25:04] @ Heinkel Wolfe : classy Seras. really classy

[23:25:22] Kat Niccals : smooth too

[23:25:27] Carson Anders : What?

[23:25:30] Carson Anders : Ah k xD no

[23:25:38] Seras Victoria : It was comeing out, and Kat wouldn´t have liked it, and Heinkel would´ve killed me.

[23:25:41] Seras Victoria : Sooooooo.....

[23:25:54] @ Heinkel Wolfe : lol

[23:26:19] Kat Niccals : yes, glad you decided to keep your balls *keeps knife away*

[23:26:21] * Heinkel Wolfe awards Seras 5 "Epic Win" points

[23:45:04] * Alexander Anderson puts Yumiko atop his shoulders and runs around in circles.

[23:45:09] Alexander Anderson : WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!.

[23:45:56] Meabh Eir has joined the chat on Wed May 12, 2010 11:45 pm.

[23:45:56] Kat Niccals : ....and Father forgot to take his meds.... *coughs*.

[23:47:15] Meabh Eir : -is confused-.

[23:47:34] Yumiko Takagi : D; FATHER! YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST!.

[23:47:55] * Alexander Anderson throws Meabh onto his shoulder aswell and continues running.

[23:48:07] Meabh Eir : GAH.

[23:48:19] Alexander Anderson : Old on lass! Ah'm aboot tah ave a bit o fun!.

[23:48:44] * Alexander Anderson jumps out the window and begins falling towards the ocean hundreds of feet below.

[23:49:07] Yumiko Takagi : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!.

[23:49:11] Meabh Eir : Kat *is swung about* what *starts falling* are you *tries nto to scream* talking about?!.

[23:49:43] Meabh Eir : -covers mouth-.

[23:49:45] * Alexander Anderson and the girls begins to fall and gradually pick up speed until they reach terminal velocity.

[23:49:49] Kat Niccals : .....................

[23:49:50] * Yumiko Takagi begins crying.

[23:49:59] Alexander Anderson : OLD ON! ERE"S THA FUN PART!!!!!!.

[23:50:07] Meabh Eir : FATHER WTF?.

[23:50:33] * Alexander Anderson pulls on his cross and a parachute pops out of his trenchcoat slowling their fall to a gentle descent.

[23:50:48] Alexander Anderson : *trench coat, slowing.

[23:50:53] Meabh Eir : ((holy effing lol)).

[23:51:35] * Alexander Anderson Yumiko, and Meabh touch down gently on a sandy beach..

[23:51:56] Meabh Eir : -blinks the tewars from her eyes- What the - ?.

[23:52:06] Meabh Eir : tears*.

[23:52:07] * Alexander Anderson pulls a picnic basket out of his hammerspace. "Ah told ye it'd be fun.".

[23:52:29] Meabh Eir : Ok, Father, where in the hell do you get all of this stuff?.

[23:52:34] Alexander Anderson : OYE! KAT, BEAU! GET DOON ERE AFORE WE EAT ALL THA FOOD

[23:53:32] Integra F. W. Hellsing has joined the chat on Wed May 12, 2010 11:53 pm.

[23:53:40] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : back.

[23:53:50] Meabh Eir : -noms on foods from the basket-.

[23:53:54] * Alexander Anderson teleports to Integra and drags her to their picnic aswell.

[23:54:06] Meabh Eir : -drops food as mouth is hanging open-.

[23:54:09] * Beauregard Nikhals II ignores Anderson because he doesn't have a parachute. "Kat... er... I... uh... I'm not mad at you or anything... Wait Kat! Don't take it like that.".

[23:54:12] Meabh Eir : Kat?!.

[23:54:23] Alexander Anderson : Cum ere Hellsing. We're aboot tah ave a feast an we want ye tah join us..

[23:54:57] Meabh Eir : Integra, does this mean I work for you now, seeing as how Seras turned me?.

[23:55:34] Alexander Anderson : MATTHEW! get yer ass doon ere too! ye may be a rotten traitor boot tha's no reason fer ye tah go hungry!.

[23:58:12] * Alexander Anderson grumbles about lazy heathens ignoring his homecooked meal.

[23:58:22] * Alexander Anderson bites into a turkey leg

[03:10:03] Yumiko Takagi : THAT

[03:10:05] Yumiko Takagi : STUNG

[03:10:11] Yumiko Takagi : LIKE A BEESTING ON THE CLITORAL REGION

[03:10:24] Seras Victoria : I KNEW YOUD BE INTO THAT

[03:11:02] Yumiko Takagi : I ENJOY INSECT BITES ON MY GENETALIA THEY REMIND ME OF THE NOSTALGIC COMFORTS OF HOME

[03:11:12] Yumiko Takagi : IN A BEEHIVE I WAS BORN AND RAISED

[03:11:19] Seras Victoria : DOES HEINKEL KNOW THAT

[03:11:20] Yumiko Takagi : WITH ANTIHISTIMINES IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

[03:11:32] Yumiko Takagi : NYET

[03:11:39] Heinkel Wolfe has joined the chat on Sat May 15, 2010 3:11 am

[03:11:42] Seras Victoria : LOL NO FRESHPRINCEING AROUND THESE PARTS

[03:11:45] Yumiko Takagi : OH MOTHER FUCKER

[03:11:50] Seras Victoria : Oop, i summoned him

[03:11:51] @ Heinkel Wolfe : holy shit, Seras is on late

[03:11:54] Yumiko Takagi : YOU TOTALLY FUCKED UP MY RHYTHM

[03:12:16] Yumiko Takagi : I KNOW RIGHT ISNT IT LIKE 987654321 O CLOCK IN WEST...germany where you were born and raised

[03:12:21] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I miss something?

[03:12:23] Yumiko Takagi : on the hellsing rpg is where you spent most of your days

[03:12:24] Heinkel Wolfe is Disconnected on Sat May 15, 2010 3:12 am

[03:12:25] Heinkel Wolfe has joined the chat on Sat May 15, 2010 3:12 am

[03:12:35] Yumiko Takagi : YOU. CANT. STOP. ME

[03:12:58] Seras Victoria : Chillin out PMing and shootin some Shika outside of the school

[03:13:07] Seras Victoria : When a couple of GMers who were up to no good

[03:13:16] Seras Victoria : Startin makeing trouble in my roleplayhood

[03:13:29] @ Rip Van Winkle : k no point me staying on

[03:13:30] Seras Victoria : I got in one epic fight and my admin got scared

[03:13:32] Rip Van Winkle is Disconnected on Sat May 15, 2010 3:13 am

[03:13:34] Yumiko Takagi : YOU GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND WOLFGANG GOT SCARED

[03:13:44] Seras Victoria : And so i left the fucking forum for like 4000 times.

[03:13:51] Yumiko Takagi : LMFAO

[03:14:00] Lady FauFau : I HAVE RETURNED.

[03:14:02] * Seras Victoria highfives Yumie

Ya know...Vodka




[18:02:18] Carson Anders : On a chair oO?.

[18:02:24] Schrodinger. has joined the chat on Sat May 15, 2010 6:02 pm.

[18:02:33] Carson Anders : Hoi Schrö.

[18:02:39] @ Schrodinger. : HAI GUYS.

[18:02:41] Fausta Adler : SCHROOOOOOOOOOO..

[18:02:44] * Fausta Adler tackles Schro..

[18:02:53] Carson Anders : Well Fausta I don´t knwo any other word than " it slept in" xDD.

[18:02:57] Fausta Adler : Waaaaah, big day today?.

[18:03:00] @ Schrodinger. : I'M WEARING MY GRAD DRESSSSSSSS.

[18:03:08] Carson Anders : Are there small days too?.

[18:03:17] Carson Anders : What the hell is a GRAD dress?.

[18:03:28] Carson Anders : I mean yes k it´s a dress.

[18:03:35] @ Schrodinger. : You know. Prom. Are you a tadpole?.

[18:03:38] Carson Anders : Even me understands it that far.

[18:03:46] Carson Anders : Ah what?.

[18:04:04] * Carson Anders is confused.

[18:04:09] @ Schrodinger. : Graduating from high school..

[18:04:13] @ Schrodinger. : ANYWAYS..

[18:04:19] Carson Anders : AH! K.

[18:04:28] @ Schrodinger. : An hour and a half til everything starts. :'DD.

[18:04:31] Carson Anders : Now I got it...americans and their shortforms oO.

[18:04:38] Fausta Adler : Schro, he's not all the way with English yet..

[18:04:46] Fausta Adler : Ooooooh, congrats bby. ; 3;.

[18:05:02] Carson Anders : Thank you lovely one <3.

[18:05:10] @ Schrodinger. : Ohhhh, sorry. I didn't know, dude. D:.

[18:05:34] Carson Anders : No problem Schröd, I could jsut ve tld you oO.

[18:05:42] Carson Anders : *just ve told you.

[18:05:55] @ Schrodinger. : No worries. <3.

[18:06:05] Carson Anders : Ok.

[18:06:23] Fausta Adler : Are you going to be wearing heels? xD.

[18:06:31] Carson Anders : Heels are painful!.

[18:06:39] @ Schrodinger. : Yesss I am. <3.

[18:06:52] Fausta Adler : Heels are a gift from god. * 3*.

[18:06:59] @ Schrodinger. : They're only short though, cause I don't want to trip while doing the grad walk..

[18:07:03] Fausta Adler : Be careful when you walk across the stage, then..

[18:07:17] Fausta Adler : Haha, good, you've got the right eye deer..

[18:07:20] Carson Anders : Because of an lost bet I had to wear heels an whole day...2 numbers too small.

[18:07:44] Fausta Adler : Carson...why would you make that bet? xD.

[18:07:47] @ Schrodinger. : o3o <3.

[18:07:49] Carson Anders : And hey...I´m a GUY.

[18:08:01] Fausta Adler : Anyway, I bet they looked fabulous on you..

[18:08:02] Carson Anders : Cause I´m stupid and...ya know...Vodka.

[18:08:07] @ Schrodinger. : LOL one of my guy friends had to do that, too. I felt bad for him. xD.

[18:08:10] Carson Anders : xDD Thank you Fau Fua.

[18:08:15] @ Schrodinger. : Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[18:08:26] Fausta Adler : VODKAAAAAAAAAAAA..

[18:08:28] Carson Anders : VODKAAAAAA WE ALL LOVE VODKAAAAA.

[18:08:31] * Fausta Adler jumps out of a plane..

[18:08:41] * Carson Anders jumps back.

[18:08:49] * Carson Anders jumps after her *.

[18:09:06] * Schrodinger. jumps out of a plane as well.

[03:17:03] Fausta Adler : GIRL, I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAAAAAAR.

[03:17:09] Fausta Adler : I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAAAAAAR.

[03:17:20] Fausta Adler : I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR, GAAAAY BAR, GAY BAR~

[03:17:21] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ...what?

[03:17:25] @ Karl Reinhardt : LET'S START A WAR.

[03:17:34] @ Heinkel Wolfe : WOOHOO!

[03:17:34] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : lol

[03:17:39] Fausta Adler : START A NUCLEAR WAR.

[03:17:42] @ Heinkel Wolfe : HURRAY WAR!!!!

[03:17:50] Fausta Adler : AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAAAAAY BAR.

[03:18:38] @ Karl Reinhardt : WHAAAAOH

[03:19:02] @ Karl Reinhardt : NOW TELL ME DO YA'.

[03:19:08] @ Karl Reinhardt : DO YA' HAVE ANY MONEY?

[03:19:18] Fausta Adler : I WANNA SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY.

[03:19:44] Fausta Adler : AT THE GAAAAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAAAAR.

[03:19:57] @ Karl Reinhardt : I GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU

[03:20:01] @ Karl Reinhardt : AT THE GAY BAR.

[03:20:30] Fausta Adler : -a hamster crawls through a tube as Abe Lincoln dances in a speedo with copies of himself.-

[03:21:15] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : .....

[03:21:21] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : well that's as random as you get

[03:21:37] @ Heinkel Wolfe : oh I can top it.

[22:51:51] @ Heinkel Wolfe : don't worry Fausta. jay will probably be on tomorrow so I'll make sure he posts

[22:52:06] Fausta Adler : Hahaha, thank you. = 3=

[22:52:32] * Heinkel Wolfe drops Fausta into a black hole. "don't thank me yet."

[22:53:10] * Heinkel Wolfe black hole drops Fausta into a land of cotton candy, doctors, and comfy pillows. "now you can thank me." XD

[22:53:17] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *Wolfe's

[22:53:56] Meabh Eir : -licks Fausta, kisses Seras-

[22:54:00] Meabh Eir : Ok, I am better now

[22:54:09] Fausta Adler : FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[22:54:18] * Fausta Adler gets so excited she starts shaking and jumping.

[22:54:21] Beauregard Nikhals II : Heinkel, Heinkel! Do you have a blackhole to send me to my personal wonderland?

[22:54:27] Meabh Eir : ...uhm...

[22:55:53] @ Heinkel Wolfe : maybe...

[22:56:13] @ Heinkel Wolfe : depends on vhat you vant.

[22:57:18] Beauregard Nikhals II : Hm... he he, listen Heinkel, just fix up what you THINK I would want. Ha ha, this'll be good to see.

[22:57:35] Meabh Eir : -goes to read on the couch-

[22:58:26] @ Heinkel Wolfe : hmmm....

[22:59:12] * Heinkel Wolfe drops Beau into a cool land filled with gold and treasure along with plenty of water and a harem thrown in for the hell of it.

[22:59:36] @ Heinkel Wolfe : cool as in cold, not cool as in "radical dude!"

[23:00:17] Beauregard Nikhals II : Eh, fair enough. Gold, treasure, water... something's missing though...

[23:00:58] Kat Niccals has joined the chat on Sun 23 May 2010 - 23:00

[23:01:04] Kat Niccals : sorry, fogot one thing

[23:01:05] @ Heinkel Wolfe : boom

[23:01:17] * Kat Niccals grabs Beau and french kisses him until he's breathless

[23:01:19] Meabh Eir : Nice one, Heinkel

[23:01:23] Kat Niccals : there ^^ bye bye

[23:01:25] Kat Niccals is Disconnected on Sun 23 May 2010 - 23:01

[23:01:36] @ Heinkel Wolfe : am I good or am I good? XD

[23:01:41] Beauregard Nikhals II : There we go, God damn it!

[16:57:26] @ Rip Van Winkle : p;lastic surgery doesn't come with an 'undo' option though.

[16:57:31] @ Rip Van Winkle : *plastic.

[16:57:33] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I either use sarcasm or steal them. XD.

[16:57:41] @ Heinkel Wolfe : lol, good point.

[16:58:08] Fausta Adler : Idk, I think reserving it is possible. You can pay to get implants removed and such..

[16:58:14] Fausta Adler : reversing*.

[16:58:47] Void : I know the undo for plastic surgery.

[16:58:51] Void : knife.

[16:58:53] Void : ZING~.

[16:58:55] Void : wait no.

[21:19:34] Fausta Adler : Oooooh, Hetalia is coming to DVD. 8D
[21:19:36] Fritz : baaaals
[21:19:41] Fausta Adler : I haaaaaaave to geeeeeet.
[21:19:41] Fritz : in your nossseee
[21:19:48] Fritz : WELL
[21:20:02] @ Schrodinger. : I'm getting it, too. :'D
[21:20:18] @ Schrodinger. : It's being rated TV-MA, which makes me laugh so hard.
[21:20:18] Fritz : REAL MANLY PEOPLE NOT NECESSARILY RESTRICTED TO MALES TORRENT THEIR FILMS
[21:20:23] Fritz : what
[21:20:28] Beauregard Nikhals II : .
[21:20:38] @ Schrodinger. : LMFAO WHAT FRITZ WHAT
[21:20:47] Fritz : I'm so a manryyy and ronery
[21:20:53] Fritz : and pretyyyy
[21:20:57] Fritz : and NATZHEEEE

[16:01:16 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Just me now. The other's are all gone. How long can a man enjoy only the company of his own mind before going mad?

[16:01:23 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : I suppose we shall see...

[16:03:27 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Guten Tag, Beau.

[16:03:27 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : ...

[16:03:34 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Hello, there, Zig-eh!

[16:03:42 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : I am a figment of your imagination.

[16:03:57 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Of course you are, why wouldn't you be?

[16:04:14 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Just lettingk you know.

[16:04:41 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Oh, my imagination is so kind to me. Sure did hope it would take longer than two minutes to lose my mind though.

[16:05:11 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Oh well, how was your... er, day? Figments of my imagination still live day by day, right?

[16:05:20 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Apparently your stamina ist pretty bad.

[16:05:36 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Und yes, ve do.

[16:05:57 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : So, how was it?

[16:06:03 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : My day hast been fairly boring in all honesty. Just sittingk around vaiting for you to lose your mind...

[16:06:16 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : And what do you mean "ve" there's more of ya?

[16:06:46 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Figments of ze imagination, I mean.

[16:07:31 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : I need to get back to our little fight at some point...

[16:07:41 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Huh. Y'know you occupy my mind but I never see a dime o' rent from any of you.

[16:07:51 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Eh, don't think that you have to, it's fine.

[16:08:16 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : I'm broke. Vorking for millennium doesn't exactly pay wery vell.[16:09:23] Beauregard Nikhals II : You should go freelance. Or join another faction, at least with the Geese you get just above minimum wage.

[16:09:45] Sigmund Saenger : Oh, so you're sinking of joining ze Geese?

[16:10:48] Beauregard Nikhals II : Thinking about it. I suppose I have to. I can't stay Unaffiliated forever and I'm a mercenary AND one of my strongest "abilities" is healing. And undead can take care of themselves in that regard.

[16:11:07] Beauregard Nikhals II : So... we come to the Wild Geese, a group o' human mercenaries.

[16:11:14] Sigmund Saenger : *Nod nod*

[16:11:47] Sigmund Saenger : I believe mein communist counterparts vill be joiningk vith Hellsing, zough not ze Geese./

[16:12:47] Beauregard Nikhals II : Granted there are only like two active Geese, so. Hm. I suppose I'll just play it by ear. The first faction to offer me a deal gets me. Not like my character would be valuable to anyone anyway.

[16:13:18] Beauregard Nikhals II : Hm. I might join Hellsing.

[16:14:54] Sigmund Saenger : Ve vould be mortal enemies, if you do...

[16:15:15] * Beauregard Nikhals II shrugs.

[16:15:45] Sigmund Saenger : Zat could be difficult vith me livingk in your head...

[16:15:58] Beauregard Nikhals II : Right now, I have Mical's werewolf rump trying to take a bite of me. I'm hanging out with Hellsing with Millennium and Iscariot on their way to the desert... but you ARE in my head.

[16:16:04] Beauregard Nikhals II : Can't run from you can I?

[16:16:12] Sigmund Saenger : Nein.

[16:16:30] Beauregard Nikhals II : Hm... if I join Millennium, do I have to learn German?

[16:16:51] Sigmund Saenger : Not zat I know of...

[16:17:00] Sigmund Saenger : Ve all speak english vith a funny accent.

((Continued in the next post))

[16:17:11] Beauregard Nikhals II : ... granted your accents would drive me insane after a certain point.

[16:17:22] Beauregard Nikhals II : But I don't have to worry about going insane anymore do I?

[16:17:29] Sigmund Saenger : Nein.

[16:17:58] Sigmund Saenger : Plus ze major ist insane, too. You couldst start a club or somesing...

[16:17:59] Beauregard Nikhals II : Ten... eleven... twelve...

[16:18:31] Beauregard Nikhals II : Huh, you're right. He's a short, chubby bastard like my character, too... this could get interesting.

[16:19:07] Beauregard Nikhals II : I could be a doctor or surgeon... oh, dammit. You already have one of those don'cha?

[16:19:35] Sigmund Saenger : Vell, ve haff un Doktor und a surjical intern und vone wery sexy nurse...

[16:20:47] Beauregard Nikhals II : Gah. See, I wouldn't be original anymore. Besides, I don't think that the sexy nurse cares for me too much.

[16:21:07] Sigmund Saenger : Vhy ist zat?

[16:21:32] Alexander Anderson has joined the chat on Thu May 27, 2010 4:21 pm

[16:21:44] * Alexander Anderson waves.

[16:21:47] @ Alexander Anderson : sup guys?

[16:22:05] Sigmund Saenger : How güt of you to join us, Paladin.

[16:22:33] Sigmund Saenger : I am un figment of Beau's imagination, at ze moment.

[16:22:37] Beauregard Nikhals II : Oh, snap. Is Anderson here a figment of my imagination too?

[16:22:45] Sigmund Saenger : JA!

[16:22:49] Sigmund Saenger : Of course he ist.

[16:22:52] Beauregard Nikhals II : Ja?

[16:22:54] @ Alexander Anderson : you wish heathen

[16:23:03] Beauregard Nikhals II : Ah, well then.

[16:23:11] Sigmund Saenger : He's in denial.

[16:23:37] Beauregard Nikhals II : He's in denial about being part of my imagination? Geez, man, you're worse off then I am.

[16:24:28] * Alexander Anderson growls. "Whut's tha'?"

[16:25:20] Sigmund Saenger : Uh oe

[16:25:52] Beauregard Nikhals II : Oh, I'm sorry. I'll speak slower and LOUDER. Geez, imaginary Ziggy, why are you so sharp while this figment is so obtuse?

[16:25:56] Sigmund Saenger : Ae dinnae stan' a chance aginst Alexander Anderson!

[16:26:17] * Alexander Anderson chuckles.

[16:26:35] Beauregard Nikhals II : Oh, look it. He's jolly, too.

[16:26:45] * Alexander Anderson suddenly draws a bayonet and jabs it into Beau's stomach

[16:26:57] Sigmund Saenger : O.o

[16:27:12] Sigmund Saenger : Anderson, you can't kill him. If you do ve vill cease to exist...

[16:27:41] @ Alexander Anderson : Ah dinnae intend tah kill tha boy!

[16:27:51] @ Alexander Anderson : joost rough im up a bit.

[16:27:54] Sigmund Saenger : But he's human.

[16:28:14] * Beauregard Nikhals II is gutted. "Guh... that's not supposed to hurt..."

[16:28:29] @ Alexander Anderson : aye, as long as Ah dinnae remove tha blade e should be alright fer a while.

[16:28:41] Sigmund Saenger : Ah. Alright zen.

[16:28:59] * Alexander Anderson notices just how badly Beau is hurt. "Ack! Tha's naht supposed tah happen!"

[16:29:17] Sigmund Saenger : Anderson. Ve are royally screwed.

[16:29:21] Beauregard Nikhals II : Technically... he's right. I'll be fine for a while. It's like how an Iron Maiden won't kill ya instantly...

[16:30:14] * Beauregard Nikhals II grins then throws up blood. "Er... sorry about the shoes Father. I'll buy you... a... new pair... later..."

[16:30:18] * Alexander Anderson sits down and reads the Bible

[16:30:38] Sigmund Saenger : Comingk to terms vith your death, Father?

[16:30:46] * Alexander Anderson glances down at his stained shoes. "Meh, A've been through werse."

[16:30:59] @ Alexander Anderson : Fer tha truly faithful, ere no sooch ing as death.

[16:31:18] @ Alexander Anderson : We shall find eternal life with Jesus Christ our Laird.

[16:31:34] Sigmund Saenger : Vell ze problem ist ve vont die. Ve'll just...POOF! Not exist any more.

[16:32:06] * Beauregard Nikhals II stares down at the blessed blade. "... urg... I wond-ah, I wond-ah if I should write a will?"

[16:33:32] * Alexander Anderson snaps his fingers. "Ah've got a plan!"

[16:33:52] Sigmund Saenger : Do tell.

[16:34:00] * Alexander Anderson goes wide eyed as the snap causes the explosive bayonet to activate, the chemical fuse begining to burn down

[16:34:10] Meabh Eir has joined the chat on Thu May 27, 2010 4:34 pm

[16:34:13] @ Alexander Anderson : uh oh..

[16:34:19] Sigmund Saenger : FUCK.

[16:34:33] @ Alexander Anderson : GET IT OUT OF IM!!!!!

[16:34:34] Meabh Eir : Uhm

[16:34:34] Beauregard Nikhals II : Meabh run! *starts to scribble on a piece o' paper his last will and testament*

[16:34:36] Sigmund Saenger : Oh look, anozer figment.

[16:34:47] * Alexander Anderson rips the bayonet out of Beau and tosses it out the window

[16:35:03] Meabh Eir : -goes to sit on her impervious couch of awesomeness-

[16:35:10] Meabh Eir : -begins to read-

[16:35:19] * Alexander Anderson clamps a hand over Beau's wound and applies pressure.

[16:35:20] Sigmund Saenger : MEabh, since Anderson has been wery stupid, Beau ist going to die, and ve, figmenst of his imagination, vill all cease to exist.

[16:35:32] Sigmund Saenger : *Figments

[16:36:03] * Alexander Anderson glares at Sigmund. "If we die, whutever's left o me in ginta kill ya."

[16:36:10] @ Alexander Anderson : *is ginta

[16:36:36] Meabh Eir : -shrugs- Death is nothingness...what do I care?

[16:36:36] Sigmund Saenger : I told you before you did it. Zis ist NOT mein fault.

[16:36:45] * Beauregard Nikhals II continues to scribble his will. "Hey... hey, Andy... I can call you Andy right. Since I'm about to die? Well, y'know pressures not going to work, right? You pierced my intestines AND a bit o' my liver."

[16:37:05] Beauregard Nikhals II : I nee' surgery...

[16:37:29] * Alexander Anderson grumbles and begins administering last rites to Beau

[16:37:30] Sigmund Saenger : I vonder if fausta knows how to perform surgery...

[16:38:29] Sigmund Saenger : It's too bad Isben's not here...

[16:39:33 27/05/10] Meabh Eir : -wriggles nose, and suddenly all of time rewinds, halting before the moment Beau is impaled-

[16:39:51 27/05/10] Meabh Eir : -flips page- Now, what have we learned?

[16:39:55 27/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Vaht ze....ANDERSON DON'T DO IT.

[16:40:18 27/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : groagoadfzzz... Oh look, he's jolly.

[16:40:37 27/05/10] * Sigmund Saenger jumps in front of Beau.

[16:41:28 27/05/10] * Alexander Anderson stops himself from impaling the heathen

[18:22:37 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II takes the said glass of water and inspects it. He looks at it, smells it, and rubs a bit on his arm before taking a minute sip.

[18:22:45 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Don't think I forgot about yesterday...

[18:23:22 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Anderson... *sips* Meabh...

[18:23:51 28/05/10] @ Alexander Anderson : oh?

[18:24:02 28/05/10] @ Alexander Anderson : an whut exactly do ye remember?

[18:24:56 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -looks up from book- Aye, wha' exactly do ye remember, Beau?

[18:25:02 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : A very heavy boot with a very heavy man behind it. *sips* Crushing my trachea... after I'd been shot in the leg by a "friend".

[18:25:15 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : And hello, there, Integra.

[18:25:19 28/05/10] @ Alexander Anderson : [[hi Tegs]]

[18:25:22 28/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : *crawls in and curls up on the couch.*

[18:25:23 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Hello Integra

[18:25:37 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -pets Integra's hair-

[18:26:17 28/05/10] @ Alexander Anderson : If mah memory serves, tha only reason yer naht dead as tha rats ye eat is a becuz Sister Niccals begged me tah spare yer werthless life.

[18:26:54 28/05/10] * Alexander Anderson scratches Categra under the chin

[18:27:29 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Be right back))

[18:28:40 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Then I better not piss that girl off, then. I mean... otherwise, I'd hate to have to blow a hole in her mentor's chest, y'know? I do resist the urge when she's around to keep from hurti

[18:28:46 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : *hurtin' her.

[18:29:16 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -raises eyebrow- Yeh hurtin' Fah'er new, ah yew?

[18:29:24 28/05/10] * Alexander Anderson holds his arms out wide. "Ah told ye afore heathen. Take yer best shot."

[18:30:33 28/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>

[18:30:59 28/05/10] * Alexander Anderson picks up Categra and places her on his shoulder.

[18:31:03 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -snuggles Categra-

[18:31:07 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Aw, always so bellicose... hrm, I'm surprised I know that word... I jus' want to be friends here, "Andy". C'mon, now...

[18:31:07 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Aww...

[18:31:31 28/05/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing huggles angelus

[18:31:41 28/05/10] * Alexander Anderson is huggled.

[18:33:34 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : What'ya say? Let's let bygones be bygones, paladin. Y'know, for the sake of others...

[18:34:11 28/05/10] * Alexander Anderson glances at Categra.

[18:34:46 28/05/10] @ Alexander Anderson : Tell me Babylon, would ye haff a problem if Ah butchered this whelp?

[18:38:34 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Why the hate, "Andy"? C'mon, now, why do you hate my guts so? You put up with e'eryone else. Hm... what could be the reason...?

[18:39:08 28/05/10] @ Alexander Anderson : CUZ YER ATTEMPTIN TAH BED ONE O MAH ORPHANS!!!!

[18:39:28 28/05/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing starts to cut off some of andersons hair

[18:40:35 28/05/10] * Alexander Anderson looks at Categra. "Joost whut do ye think yer doin!?"

[18:40:41 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : I knew it! Ah, ha ha ha ha... c'mon, c'mon. Would you be this way with anyone or jus' this particular rat?

[18:40:45 28/05/10] * Alexander Anderson 's hair quickly regenerates

[18:41:12 28/05/10] * Integra F. W. Hellsing ties the hair pieces to a doll, hops down, and gives it to beau with a pin

[18:41:31 28/05/10] * Alexander Anderson pokes Beau in the chest. "Yer naht a catholic, yer naht Iscariot, yer naht even a man o God!"

[18:41:33 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -holds up book to hide her smirk-

[18:42:05 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II takes the doll. "Oh, ho ho. I'll save this fo' an emergency..."

[18:42:41 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II looks up at Anderson and grins innocently while flutterin' his eyes. "But she still likes my, Father..." Then cackles.

[18:43:01 28/05/10] * Alexander Anderson grabs the doll and eats it.

[18:43:07 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ...

[18:43:16 28/05/10] @ Alexander Anderson : I'm off to dinner guys. I'll cya later. XD

[18:43:24 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -waves-

[18:43:44 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Aw, and that was gettin' interesting.

[18:44:59 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -flips page- But 'ees righ', yew know.

[18:45:40 28/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I was only half paying attention.

[18:46:57 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : What? Oh, Meabh let's not forget you. Here I thought I coul' trust you and you shoot me in the leg. C'mon, do you have the same problem as Andy or... another problem? *grins*

[18:48:23 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -sighs-

[18:50:07 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Yew were disrespec'ful ta Fah'er. An Ah don like yer intention's wit Sister Niccals.

[18:51:59 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : tee hee hee

[18:53:56 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Oh, ol' Anderson been a bit disrespectful with me, don'cha think? And my intentions... what intentions do you think I have, hm?

[18:54:42 28/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : gary coleman died btw

[18:55:28 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : I know...sad times

[18:56:12 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : I heard. Bummer...

[18:57:07 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : An Beau, yer intentions ah easy ta see...an Ah dinnae like 'em.

[18:59:58 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Back in a bit...dinner time))

(A little while later)

[19:33:58 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : SO, yew were gonna tell mae aboot yer intentions...

[19:33:59 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II keeps to himself, and amuses himself by tossing a grenade into the air and catching it.

[19:34:48 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : My intentions? Oh... listen, you Iscariot lot, y'don't care for me, do you? I take it that there's nothing I can do to change that?

[19:36:26 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -shrugs- Trea' 'er wit respect, an Ah will 'ave nothin' else ta say. But yew 'ave been naught boot scand'lous since dae oone.

[19:37:41 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Scandalous? *laughs* Do tell, Meabh, do tell. Give an example. Ha ha.

[19:39:20 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -flate stare over book- Yew 'ave sayd many o' times tha' yew wish ta' get inner skirts. Ah donnae 'preciate sooch talk.

[19:40:29 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Shay is a Sister, an Ah don like anyone 'hoo trea's 'er tha' way...

[19:40:47 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Holly hell, Meabh's accent is thick tonight))

[19:42:58 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II grins. "Bat 'ave I ever laid an unwanted hand on her? I may be vulgar, but I am still a gentleman. Can you name one time I've mistreated her?"

[19:43:09 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : *But

[19:44:18 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Ah naught gonna give 'xample ta things yew already noo, Beauregard.

[19:44:26 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -flips page-

[19:46:11 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II shrugs. "Oh, I know a lot of things that you don't,
Meabh... besides, y'know that if Kat were sick of me, all she'd have to do is give ol' Father the word and..."

[19:46:25 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II drags his thumbs across his throat.

[19:47:51 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Ah wood expect nothin' else froom a man 'hoo keeps comp'ny wit ah Sister.

[19:50:02 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : So... no matter how much you, or Anderson, or anybody hates my ratty guts... I'll be around as long as I'm making Kat happy. In fact, I've actually been trying to call a truce for Kat's

[19:50:08 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : *Kat's sake.

[19:51:55 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -flips another page- As long as shay's 'appy, an yew 'ave cleaned up a'bit, Ah will or'look yer ootha shor'comins.

[19:53:18 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : ... now to convice ol' Father Anderson of the same, I guess. Otherwise, he's going to end up killin' me in my sleep.

[19:53:59 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Ah will deal wit' Fah'er

[19:54:44 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : 'Cause we'd hate for Kat to come into my room and find a bloody pin cushion.

[19:55:30 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -waves hand distractedly- Shay kin always 'eal yew.

[19:57:09 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Not always. Y'know it takes a toll on her heart right. I can patch myself up, but... she hates to see me in pain. I need to put a stop to it, actually.

[19:58:17 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : 'hen don be sooch a botha ta Fah'er

[19:59:35 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Y'know that's not going to happen. Besides, I keep tryin' to play nice. You can't say I haven't.

[20:03:15 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Yew try, Ah'll give yew tha'

[20:06:04 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : But really I'm tired of it. I've "died" over a dozen times, it's not good for you.

[20:06:38 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : So... I've been thinkin' of ways for me and the lovely Sister Niccals to be together and keep ol' Andy off my back...

[20:07:06 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : He, he, he...

[20:08:47 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ...

[20:09:20 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -flips page, sighs deeply- Yew wan' mae 'elp? Don be soo crass.

[20:11:07 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Nu uh uh. This... is somthin' I gots to do myself. *pulls helmet over his eyes and grins madly*

[20:11:42 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : (( Hello, there, Ziggy! ))

[20:12:21 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Hello Ziggy))

[20:12:34 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -rolls eyes, decides NOT to shoot Beau tonight...yet-

[20:12:39 28/05/10] * Sigmund Saenger walks in and looks at the two, then flops down in a chair.

[20:13:57 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II lifts the helmet. "Somethin' troubling you?"

[20:14:33 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Nein, nein...Just a little tired. Zat Schrodinger ist a handful vhen he's got a notion in his head.

[20:16:58 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Now look it here, see Ziggy over there, I... *snickers* stole his woman, and even he can be polite with me. Why can't Anderson do the same?

[20:17:48 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : It vould haff never vorked out vith us. Ve're fighting for opposite sides.

[20:18:06 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -looks over book at Beau- Ah refuse ta answer tha ques'ion, Beau.

[20:18:45 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : If yew dinnae thin' of it yet, then AH 'ave naught a reason too.

[20:18:53 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : too tell yew*

[20:19:04 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Eh, apprantly nobody in Iscariot thinks it is meant to be between us, either. Just ask Meabh. Ain't that right, Meabh?

[20:19:12 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Vell, ze Father ist like...vell he's sort of like her father.

[20:19:23 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : He's her mentor.

[20:19:29 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Oh, do tell, Meabh. C'mon, spit it out. How can I improve myself without people tellin' me why they hate me so?

[20:20:00 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II thinks about what Ziggy said and shrugs.

[20:20:33 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Hawen't you noticed he's a little ower protective and vehement about certain sings?

[20:21:22 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Eh, I just thought he hated my heathen ass, but you have a point. Y'know, he has to get used to the idea sooner or later, though...

[20:21:49 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Vell, maybe you should consider converting.

[20:22:31 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Listen, listen, listen. I can fake being Catholic all day long, but... *grumbles and rolls over*

[20:24:45 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Vaht's so bad about it?

[20:25:40 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Sorry at work))

[20:26:34 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Ah don know wha yew expect mae ta say, Beau.

[20:26:59 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Listen, if there is a God he's made my life a shitt-eh one. I jus' don't... I mean... there is one good thing about my life now... GAH! Leave me alone. *rolls over... more*

[20:27:03 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Zi'gy 'as mayde a goode poin'.

[20:27:54 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : If converting vould make ze Father like you better, und make it easier for you to be vith her, don't you sink you should consider it?

[20:28:05 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Maybe haffingk her in your life ist a sign.

[20:30:29 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : I said shut it. *pulls a huge, dirty tarp from his rucksack and covers himeself in it, like a tent and reads... something*

[20:30:34 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -flips page, nods slightly-

[20:31:47 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : I vas raised Catholic...Und after all I've been srough...Ze var, ze experiments...I still believe zat zere ist a God

[20:31:52 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : in heavan.

[20:32:06 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : He may not like me much, but he's zere.

[20:35:45 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -from behind book- 'e is 'ere, don yew worry. An 'e looves yew both.

[20:36:15 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II flips a few pages. "Hrm... but if I convert I can't say God damn it anymore..." Hears Meabh's words and grumbles a bit...

[20:36:27 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : 'e is sad bout yer circumstance, too bae sure.

[20:38:05 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -raises eyebrow- 'Good damn it'? Ah say it. Many o' tha ootha's say tha same.

[20:38:26 28/05/10] * Sigmund Saenger puts his legs over the arm of the chair and reclines a bit.

[20:40:12 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Rachelle says it.

[20:40:30 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Beau, you have made me stay IC longer than anyone else so far. It's good practice))

[20:41:03 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Sad? If he was sad about my "circumstance" he would 'ave got me out of that shithole wouldn't he 've? *realizes the stupidity of his words and goes back to fervently flipping pages*

[20:41:41 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : (( Well, I just get carried away myself, y'know? ))

[20:42:15 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : ((This is a fun bunch to rp together.))

[20:42:29 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Thank ye))

[20:43:41 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -smiles slightly behind the book- 'e IS sad, is joost tha yew don care. 'e wood 'elp yew, iffin yew asked.

[20:44:08 28/05/10] * Sigmund Saenger runs the fingers of one hand through his hair. "Newer forget zat little sing called 'free vill'. Ze dewil hast such a svay ower humans und zat little factor.

[20:44:10 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : "

[20:45:46 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : ... He did get me out of that shithole, didn't he...? I mean... *flips more pages*

[20:46:22 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : Ja. He did.

[20:46:24 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -nods- Though, tha Devil has naught a single oounce o' power compared too tha' Fah'er

[20:46:52 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Aye, 'e did. AN 'e brooght yew Sister Niccals.

[20:47:02 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : But Lucifer tempts us in ways ze Father cannot compete vith.

[20:47:51 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : Tha's true, Sigmund.

[20:48:28 28/05/10] * Sigmund Saenger sighs lightly and gets a bit more comfortable in the chair.

[20:49:58 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II pulls the tarp off of his head and jus' stares.

[20:51:08 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -flips page- Is there a prooblem, Beau?

[20:51:08 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : You've got a bit of a quandry now, Ja?

[20:51:37 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : ...

[20:52:07 28/05/10] * Sigmund Saenger doesn't look over at him, just nods. "Mmm."

[20:52:43 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : ... I'm not wearing the God damned clothes, and I'm still going to say God damn... and SOMEONE has to wake me up Sunday mornin's...

[20:52:52 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -sighs, leans over to tap Ziggy's shoulder- Bae nice...

[20:53:00 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : ... it's just so much trouble...

[20:53:07 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -blinks at Beau-

[20:53:47 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -narrows eyes- Ah yew sayin' yew'll join tha Church?

[20:54:06 28/05/10] * Sigmund Saenger grins wryly. "I sink zat's vaht he's sayingk."

[20:54:43 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II narrows his eyes to taunt Meabh. "I'm not sayin' anythin'... but... if someone wakes me up in the mornings, then maybe I'll attend service..."

[20:54:57 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : Maybe.

[20:55:19 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -quirks eyebrow, goes back to reading-

[20:56:22 28/05/10] * Beauregard Nikhals II spits on the ground and rolls over, using the tarp as a blanket.

[20:56:36 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : ((brb))

[20:57:09 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Okay))

[20:58:45 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : ((Back))

[20:58:57 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((YAYS!))

[20:59:05 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : You'll haff to clean up if you join Iscariot...Get
respectable.

[21:00:04 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : ... I've already started showerin'... what else then?

[21:00:12 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -smirks- Ah dinnae noo bout tha, Sigmund. 'ave yew seen Trahvis?

[21:00:41 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : You haff a point, Meabh...

[21:01:39 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Speaking of which, where the hell is Heinkel?))

[21:02:03 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : ((Good question. I haven't seen him today.))

[21:02:24 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : (( Welcome back, Integra. ))

[21:02:34 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : ((Welcome back))

[21:02:37 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : ((Hi teggs.))

[21:02:58 28/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : hello

[21:03:14 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : ((We're IC right now.))

[21:04:11 28/05/10] Meabh Eir : -flips page- But Ah don know 'ow ta geht Fah'er ta accep' tha lil deser' rat.

[21:04:38 28/05/10] Sigmund Saenger : I sink convertingk vould be a güt first step...

[21:06:08 28/05/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : >>

[21:06:15 28/05/10] Beauregard Nikhals II : ... eh, he'd still gut me for the shits and giggles...

[23:29:03] Fritz : E...EDWARD
[23:29:04] Fritz : CULLEN
[23:29:06] @ Karl Reinhardt : But there's comm tech and computer class.
[23:29:08] Fausta Adler : Oh no.
[23:29:09] Meabh Eir : -sighs, flips another page-
[23:29:12] Fritz : Huh.
[23:29:18] Fritz : Thats weird Karl
[23:29:19] Wrenn : FUCK YOU AND YOUR STEPHANIE MEYER!
[23:29:21] Fritz : maybe you should ask?
[23:29:33] Meabh Eir : -immediately shoots Fritz for mentionig that bitch-
[23:29:34] Sigmund Saenger : He's joking, Wrenn
[23:29:39] @ Karl Reinhardt : Sistor knows
[23:29:43] Sigmund Saenger : And MEabh.
[23:29:45] Wrenn : FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[23:29:50] Wrenn : UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[23:29:54] Wrenn : *explodes*
[23:30:06] Fritz : Kar;: well thats good, you should ask her then
[23:30:07] * Fausta Adler grabs Wrenn's kidney and eats it.
[23:30:10] @ Karl Reinhardt : Comm tech is big word for photography...
[23:30:12] Sigmund Saenger : Okay, this has been fun and all, But I have to go
[23:30:14] @ Karl Reinhardt : What the fuuuuuudge?
[23:30:14] Fritz : BUT BUT
[23:30:24] Meabh Eir : Bye Ziggy
[23:30:38] Sigmund Saenger : I'll be back in like a half hour about
[23:30:40] Fausta Adler : Byyyyyyye. ; 3; <3
[23:30:40] Wrenn : *the rest of his entrails and offal goes to the kitchen to eat some tuna sandwiches*
[23:30:50] Sigmund Saenger : SEe ya'll
[23:30:51] Walter C. Dornez has been disconnected the Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:30 pm (session timeout)
[23:30:54] @ Karl Reinhardt : Computers and Electrical/Automotive systems it is.
[23:30:54] Sigmund Saenger is Disconnected on Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:30 pm
[23:30:58] Wrenn : *shall return as well in a little while*
[23:31:10] Fritz : MEYER IS THE BEST WRITER EVER
[23:31:25] Fritz : Karl: wait what I'm confused
[23:31:32] Fritz : seeya saenger
[23:31:34] Amrit : -gets out of the way between Fritz and Meabh-
[23:31:54] @ Karl Reinhardt : I am too |:
[23:32:35] Meabh Eir : -frowns at Amrit's manuvering- Wha' ahr yew doin? Ah wood no 'it yew.
[23:32:46] Fritz : oh well
[23:32:54] Fritz : Also a protip: don't take drama
[23:33:07] @ Karl Reinhardt : Oh, don't worry.
[23:33:10] Amrit : -raises eyebrow- I don't trust without reason.
[23:33:13] Fritz : shit intrudes personal and academic life like a bitch
[23:33:16] @ Karl Reinhardt : I took it in grade 8. NEVER took it again.
[23:33:23] Fritz : I must agree.
[23:33:24] Meabh Eir : -shrugs- Fair enough.
[23:33:25] Fritz : XD
[23:33:30] Fritz : I had same experience
[23:33:36] Fritz : BUT BUT BUT STEPHANIE MEYER
[23:33:39] Fritz : IS LIKE THE BEST
[23:33:47] Fritz : YOU ALL HATERS ARE STUPID ;o;
[23:33:50] @ Karl Reinhardt : OMGGGG STEPHANIE MEYEEERRRR
[23:33:58] Fritz : I KNOW RITE
[23:34:00] Fritz : OMGGGG
[23:34:13] @ Karl Reinhardt : OMFGGGGGGG
[23:34:17] @ Karl Reinhardt : ECLIPSEEEEE
[23:34:23] Meabh Eir : -pinches bridge of nose- Wood tha' booth of yew cease tha trollin?
[23:34:24] Amrit : You people are crazy.
[23:34:35] * Fausta Adler yawns.
[23:34:51] Meabh Eir : -hands Fawstaw coffee grounds-
[23:35:03] Meabh Eir : Don't know if you want to eat them straight
[23:35:15] Fritz : HELLSING?
[23:35:15] * Fausta Adler eats all off the coffee grounds.
[23:35:17] Fritz : HEEEELLSING?
[23:35:19] @ Karl Reinhardt : I don't eat coffee grounds...
[23:35:21] @ Karl Reinhardt : I snort them.
[23:35:21] Fritz : SOO LIEK UNCOOL
[23:35:29] @ Karl Reinhardt : HELLSING IS SO SHIT.
[23:35:33] Fritz : (I don't snort coffee grounds, I produce them)
[23:35:34] @ Karl Reinhardt : REAL VAMPIRES SPARKLE
[23:35:36] Fritz : YEAH
[23:35:40] Meabh Eir : As well as everything else, it seems, Karl
[23:35:42] Fritz : LIKE ALUCARD IS LIKE SOOO NOT DECK
[23:35:48] @ Karl Reinhardt : FAGGY ALUCARD.
[23:35:59] Fritz : SERAS IS A PROSTITUTE, MAJOR HAS BIGGER TITS THAN EVERYBODY ELSE
[23:36:06] Fritz : OMG
[23:36:08] Fausta Adler : LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
[23:36:09] Fritz : LIKE, NAZIS
[23:36:22] @ Karl Reinhardt : LIKE.
[23:36:24] @ Karl Reinhardt : SERIOUSLY?
[23:36:25] Meabh Eir : Actually, I kind of agree with that last staement
[23:36:31] Meabh Eir : statement*
[23:36:32] Fritz : MY FAMILY, LIKE DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST
[23:36:43] Fritz : MY GRANDFATHER FELL OFF THE GUARD TOWER
[23:36:46] @ Karl Reinhardt : LIKE.
[23:36:47] Fausta Adler : I second that, Meabh.
[23:36:50] Fritz : MY UNCLE WAS KILLED BY A FALLING GUARD
[23:37:06] Fritz : AND LIKE, MY OTHER GRANDFATHER WAS KILLED TRYING TO CARRY THE TWO DEAD RELATIVES
[23:37:12] Fritz : AND LIKE, ITS NOT FUNNY
[23:37:28] @ Karl Reinhardt : ITS LIKE.
[23:37:33] Fritz : STEPHANIE MEYER DOESN'T STOOP THAT LOW
[23:37:38] @ Karl Reinhardt : HORRIBLE.
[23:37:42] Fritz : LIKE, HER STUFF IS SO DEEP
[23:37:48] Amrit : Well, I'm through the first two OVAs now. I feel accomplished.
[23:37:50] Fritz : HELLSING IS SHALLOW
[23:38:06] @ Karl Reinhardt : HELLSING JUST GUNS THAT GO BOOM.
[23:38:06] Fritz : AND HELLSING?
[23:38:20] Fritz : FA-SHION EMERGENCY
[23:38:28] Meabh Eir : Well done, Amrit
[23:38:38] Fausta Adler : DON'T FORGET THE BOOBS.
[23:38:46] Fritz : (Well done, more nazis to come after OVA 3)
[23:38:48] @ Karl Reinhardt : I can't pretend any longer...
[23:38:48] Fritz : YEAH IKR
[23:38:51] Fritz : HELLSING LIKE
[23:38:58] @ Karl Reinhardt : Stephanie Meyer is a CUNTED CUNT.
[23:38:58] Fritz : IS LIKE SOOO INDECENT
[23:39:05] Fritz : D8 WHAT YOU SAY
[23:39:05] Amrit : Yes, nothing like joining a forum for roleplaying something you know nothing about. Always a good move.
[23:39:09] Meabh Eir : Wears on the soul a but, Karl?
[23:39:10] Fritz : STEPHANIE MEYER......
[23:39:11] Meabh Eir : bit*
[23:39:15] Fritz : yeah I can't do it anymore.
[23:39:28] Fritz : copypasta
[23:39:43] Fritz : ...LIEK, COPYPASTA

[03:07:00] Meabh Eir : Ah thin way killed 'im.

[03:07:24] Fausta Adler : It vould appear so. Can I haff his teeth?

[03:07:35] * Alex Dean sits up

[03:07:40] Alex Dean : ...

[03:07:49] Alex Dean : @////@

[03:07:56] Meabh Eir : Yes, Fausta mae dear.

[03:08:29] * Fausta Adler shoves her pliers into Alex's mouth.

[03:08:51] * Alex Dean bites down hard enoght to break pilers

[03:09:11] Meabh Eir : ...

[03:09:30] * Fausta Adler sticks Alex in the eye with the broken piece. "ZHESE VERE
CUSTOM, YOU BRAT!"

[03:10:05] Meabh Eir : Oh dear

[03:10:14] Meabh Eir : -is going to stay out of this one=-

[03:10:20] Alex Dean : O__O MY EYE FFFFFFUUUUUUU *takes pieces out*

[03:10:26] Alex Dean : WIT YOU DAY THAT FOR

[03:10:56] * Fausta Adler grabs him by the neck and strangles him.

[03:11:45] Meabh Eir : -munches on popcorn-

[03:12:21] Fausta Adler : ZHEY VERE EXPENSIVE PLIERS!

[03:12:28] Fausta Adler : NOT TO MENTION ZHE EMOTIONAL VALUE.

[03:14:27] * Fausta Adler squeezes harder.

[03:14:31] Meabh Eir : Ooo...this is better than when Dok told Captain he was leaving him
for Schro

[03:14:56] * Fausta Adler turns her head.

[03:15:01] Fausta Adler : Say vhaaaaaaaat?

[03:15:13] * Alex Dean gets a cross out his pocket and puts it on Faustas arm

[03:15:28] Meabh Eir : You know..,this is better than my daytime soap operas

[03:15:50] * Fausta Adler bites onto the cross, jerks it from him, and spits it away.

[03:16:03] Meabh Eir : Even the one where Dok told his long-time lover - Captain - that he
was leaving him for the much younger Schro

[03:16:21] Fausta Adler : ...

[03:16:55] * Alex Dean grabs Faustas arm then flips her over his shoulder

[03:18:13] Fausta Adler : ACK!

[03:18:25] * Fausta Adler crawls away to Meabh.

[03:18:34] Fausta Adler : Vhat are you talkingk about? ;_;

[03:19:25] Meabh Eir : -hugs, fluffs Fausta-

[03:19:34] Meabh Eir : Oh, you didn't know about that?>

[03:19:53] * Fausta Adler shakes her head.

[03:19:59] Meabh Eir : it was all over the scandals section of the Nazi News-Free PRess

[03:20:48] Fausta Adler : I cancled my subscription vhen zhey put zhat bad article of me
sleepingk vith Izzy.

[03:21:05] Meabh Eir : Ah, wise choice

[17:58:33 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe struggles a little.

[17:59:25 11/06/10] * Void huggles less tight, "you ok?".

[17:59:43 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe goes limp.

[18:00:28 11/06/10] * Void tilts head and sits Heinkel on the sofa.

[18:00:40 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe remains motionless..

[18:00:41 11/06/10] * Void clicks his fingers infront of her eyes, "did I hug too hard?".

[18:01:03 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe falls over onto the floor with a thump.

[18:01:18 11/06/10] * Void tilts head.

[18:01:25 11/06/10] * Void checks for heartbeat.

[18:01:50 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe 's heart remains still.

[18:02:10 11/06/10] Void : oh, shit.

[18:02:28 11/06/10] * Void holds his hands on Heinkel's chest, above her heart and presses down several times.

[18:02:44 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe doesn't revive..

[18:03:12 11/06/10] * Void tilts his head and tries harder.

[18:03:39 11/06/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *blood drips from Heinkel's mouth*.

[18:03:47 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe still doesn't stir..

[18:04:02 11/06/10] * Void moves Heinkel's head to the side and opens her mouth, checking if she bit her tongue.

[18:04:45 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe remains limp.

[18:04:50 11/06/10] Void : -my parents work in medical business, I know this stuff XD.

[18:05:29 11/06/10] Void : Anderson! wat should I do?.

[18:05:31 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson sees Heinkel's limp form and Void standing over her.

[18:05:39 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : WHIT AVE YE DOON!!!!!!????.

[18:06:03 11/06/10] Void : Nothing, tell me how to revive her.

[18:06:09 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson runs over and craddles Heinkel's head. "She's dead...".

[18:06:35 11/06/10] * Void gasps and renews his effort at reviving her.

[18:06:41 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson sets Heinkel in a casket..

[18:07:04 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson administers last rites as the casket descends into the Earth..

[18:07:13 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : Ye killed her.....

[18:07:25 11/06/10] * Void backs away.

[18:07:29 11/06/10] Void : woah, I didn't do anything.

[18:07:45 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : YOU KILLED HER!!!!!!!!.

[18:07:52 11/06/10] Void : no I didn't!.

[18:08:10 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson draws twenty bayonets, his eyes glowing red. "LIAR!!!!!!!".

[18:08:41 11/06/10] Void : D:.

[18:08:44 11/06/10] * Void runs away.

[18:09:06 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson drags Void back. "Ye killed her ye damn munstar...".

[18:09:19 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson pins Void to the ground.

[18:09:20 11/06/10] * Void gulps and looks terrified.

[18:10:20 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson face twitches and he frothes at the mouth.

[18:10:49 11/06/10] Void : D:.

[18:11:08 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : Ah treated tha' girl like she wuz mah own...an you choked tha life froom her lungs..

[18:11:11 11/06/10] Void : um...you wouldn't harm a fellow catholic, would you, father?.

[18:11:52 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : If ye were Jesus Christ imself Ah wudnah stay mah and..

[18:12:08 11/06/10] Void : you probably would, father.

[18:12:47 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson cuts off Void's legs..

[18:13:09 11/06/10] Void : ow! D:.

[18:13:12 11/06/10] Void : help me Carmina!.

[18:13:13 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : QUIET! Ah haff no interest in the werds o a child killer!.

[18:13:33 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : o________O° what's going on here again?!^^°.

[18:13:46 11/06/10] Void : Heinkel isn't a child!...ahem...wasn't.

[18:13:55 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : This bastard choked tha life out o Sister Wolfe!.

[18:14:02 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : SHE WUZ MAH CHILD!!!!.

[18:14:12 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : o________________O.

[18:14:25 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : That's unforgiveable.-.-.

[18:14:38 11/06/10] Void : I DIDN'T KILL HER.

[18:14:44 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson hands Carmina a bayonet..

[18:14:45 11/06/10] * Void tries to push Andy away.

[18:14:47 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : How can you dare killing Heinkel?!.

[18:15:01 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson breaks Void's arms.

[18:15:03 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *takes the bayonet*.

[18:15:05 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : thank you..

[18:15:16 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : let's have revange!.

[18:15:18 11/06/10] Void : SERAS.

[18:15:25 11/06/10] Void : SAEV ME FROM THE CATHOLIC.

[18:15:28 11/06/10] Void : *catholics.

[18:15:31 11/06/10] Seras Victoria : COOL VOID IS GETTING SLAUGHTERED .

[18:15:53 11/06/10] Void : D:.

[18:15:57 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : ashes to ashes, dust to dust!!!>________<.

[18:16:18 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson stabs a bayonet into Void's shoulder.

[18:16:25 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *pins Void with the bayonet on the wall*.

[18:16:34 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : Froom tha doost we came...an tah tha doost we shall return....

[18:16:48 11/06/10] Void : ow!.

[18:17:02 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson slices open Void's stomach..

[18:17:11 11/06/10] Void : it may not be relevant at this tiem, but I infact hugged her to death.

[18:17:19 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : Hold yer filthy tongue demon!.

[18:17:20 11/06/10] Void : ooh, so that's what my stomach looks like on the inside!.

[18:17:47 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : naht even tha Devil's lies could deliver ye froom yer fate!.

[18:18:03 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson yanks out Void's intestines..

[18:18:15 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : o.o° My...where's the different HOW she died?! she's that because of you...that's a really bad situation for you, Void...^^°.

[18:18:30 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *takes her Beretta*.

[18:18:38 11/06/10] Void : does it matter that she was indifferent to the huggling?.

[18:19:06 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson tears out more of Void's internal organs..

[18:19:09 11/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : NO!!!!.

[18:19:27 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : ...Just like the priest says....

[18:20:01 11/06/10] Void : D:.

[18:20:29 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *singing* Hail, hail, hail and kill!:33.

[18:20:53 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *aimes at Voids head*.

[18:20:55 11/06/10] Void : I don't like that song D:.

[18:21:13 11/06/10] * Alexander Anderson 's eyes water. "It's yer turn Carmina. Ah need a moment tah mourn fer Heinkel.".

[18:21:14 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : what?! You DON'T like Manowar?!?!?>______________<.

[18:21:33 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : I see, father.:3.

[18:21:33 11/06/10] Void : yes, I love them very much so.

[18:21:48 11/06/10] Void : I just don't like it when i'm being killed.

[18:21:54 11/06/10] Void : GLORY AND FAME.

[18:21:56 11/06/10] Void : BLOOD IS OUR NAME.

[18:22:06 11/06/10] Void : SOULS FULL OF THUNDER, HEARTS OF STEEL.

[18:22:08 11/06/10] Void : etc, etc.

[18:22:31 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : hmm....good stuff...but too late...I'm sorry...:33.

[18:22:41 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *shoots*.

[18:22:51 11/06/10] * Void dies.

[18:27:02 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *singing* I'll keep the ring full of sorrow! I'll keep the ring til I die...<3 XD.

[18:27:38 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : ...*looks at Void* common. I don't think you go down so easiely...-.-°.

[18:27:58 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *super mario music* "you gain an extra life!>: D".

[18:28:16 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe rises from the dead just like Jesus.

[18:28:30 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : HEINKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>: D.

[18:28:30 11/06/10] * Void hugs Heinkel hard.

[18:28:33 11/06/10] Void : THANK THE LORD.

[18:28:39 11/06/10] Void : I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU.

[18:28:42 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *hugs*.

[18:28:47 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe 's neck is broken by Void.

[18:29:00 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe dies...again.

[18:29:08 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : o___________O°.

[18:29:18 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : ....aou've killed her again....>___________>.

[18:29:37 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : *you've.

[18:29:54 11/06/10] Void : FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU.

[18:30:00 11/06/10] * Void tries to un-snap her neck.

[18:30:15 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe 's body is mangled by Void.

[18:30:47 11/06/10] Void : damn t.

[18:30:48 11/06/10] Void : *it.

[18:30:52 11/06/10] * Void leaves her body along.

[18:30:54 11/06/10] Void : *along.

[18:30:57 11/06/10] Void : *alone.

[18:30:59 11/06/10] Void : ._..

[18:31:12 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : -.-°.

[18:31:12 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe is ressurected a final time.

[18:31:19 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : fix her again!!>_____>.

[18:31:23 11/06/10] * Heinkel Wolfe rubs the back of her neck..

[18:31:27 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : that's an order!! -.-°.

[18:31:29 11/06/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ..ouch.

[18:31:41 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : >: D.

[18:31:48 11/06/10] Carmina Hancock : ALIVE!!!.

[18:32:09 11/06/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : hey guys..

[18:32:14 11/06/10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : vhat I miss?

[17:21:49] Fausta Adler : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-.

[17:21:56] Fausta Adler : I FORGOT ABOUT MY BOOBS..

[17:22:01] Fausta Adler : Brb~.

[17:22:04] Masuta Kekkaishi : xD.

[17:22:05] Meabh Eir : .....

[17:22:09] Masuta Kekkaishi : yOUR.

[17:22:20] Masuta Kekkaishi : boobs?.

[17:22:32] Meabh Eir : Apparently..

[17:22:33] Masuta Kekkaishi : Sounds intresting! xD.

[17:22:51] Masuta Kekkaishi : yuri yuri yuri.

[17:23:10] Meabh Eir : Haha..

[17:23:20] Masuta Kekkaishi : let's cut your boobs off xD.

[17:23:46] Meabh Eir : I rather like them, thank you..

[17:23:50] * Masuta Kekkaishi takes katana out: "HEHEHEHE!!!".

[17:24:33] Masuta Kekkaishi : THE BOOB RAPER IS COMING!!!.

[17:24:55] Meabh Eir : NOES!.

[17:25:01] * Masuta Kekkaishi attacks towards Fausta.

[17:25:34] Meabh Eir : -trips Masuta-.

[17:25:41] Meabh Eir : Now, now. be nice to Faufau..

[17:25:51] Masuta Kekkaishi : ?.

[17:25:56] Masuta Kekkaishi : wtf?.

[17:26:06] Masuta Kekkaishi : I want those boobies!.

[17:26:17] Fausta Adler : Ah, there, good enough..

[17:26:23] Fausta Adler : ....

[17:26:26] Meabh Eir : -looks to Fausta-.

[17:26:27] Fausta Adler : Wat?.

[17:26:33] Masuta Kekkaishi : Boobies!!!.

[17:26:35] Meabh Eir : You owe me. I just saved your boobs..

[17:26:56] Fausta Adler : Appreciated..

[23:23:18] * Karl Reinhardt regenerates ribs*

[23:23:23] @ Karl Reinhardt : I was bit by a spider.

[23:23:32] Fausta Adler : LKUHTOAVBITN;VIAEUTNPVIOcwyvtnwe

[23:23:37] * Fausta Adler flails.

[23:23:52] @ Karl Reinhardt : I let the fucker crawl on my arm, and it bit me.

[23:23:52] Seras Victoria : SPIDER KARL

[23:23:54] Seras Victoria : SPIDER KARL

[23:23:58] @ Karl Reinhardt : Last time I'm nice to spiders.

[23:24:05] Seras Victoria : DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER KARL DOES

[23:24:22] Meabh Eir : OOo...I got 'look', 'Riboflavin', 'vitamin', leutin' out of that, Fausta.

[23:24:24] Fausta Adler : KILL ALL THE SPIDERS.OKSRUISYBMOETIVYUM'P,ERB

[23:24:32] @ Karl Reinhardt : Spider Karl bands nubs :I

[23:24:36] Seras Victoria : CAN HE SWING, FROM A WEB, NO HE CANT, HES TOO FAT

[23:24:39] @ Karl Reinhardt : *bans

[23:24:52] @ Karl Reinhardt : HEY

[23:25:04] * Fausta Adler facepalms.

[23:25:13] @ Karl Reinhardt : STFU FGT. THOSE ARE MANFOLDS

[23:18:27] @ Walter C. Dornez : hoal
[23:18:30] @ Walter C. Dornez : hola*
[23:18:46] Marluxia Palazzo : Hola como estas?
[23:18:56] @ Karl Reinhardt : Guten tag.
[23:20:19] @ Walter C. Dornez : me'o don'to likeo speakingo espanolo
[23:20:31] @ Walter C. Dornez : meo onlyo knowo hola
[23:20:54] @ Karl Reinhardt : LOL
[23:20:55] Marluxia Palazzo : xDDD

[02:51:14 17/06/10] Mad Mama Meabh : Thanks.
[02:51:26 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : i think i got it this time.. Karl go check..
[02:51:28 17/06/10] @ Heinkel the Squirrel : what happened?
[02:51:33 17/06/10] @ Heinkel the Squirrel : lag?
[02:51:34 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : Please tell me that i fixed it TTwTT
[02:51:56 17/06/10] Mad Mama Meabh : Probably.
[02:52:06 17/06/10] Mad Mama Meabh : That was at Heinkel.
[02:52:12 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : sag mir, dass seine über und dass kann ich endlich genehmigt werden ...
[02:52:18 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : Ehehehe >>
[02:52:19 17/06/10] @ Heinkel the Squirrel : NO GERMAN!
[02:52:34 17/06/10] @ Pip Bernadotte : Seras speaks german
[02:52:42 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : xD damn i was caught!!
[02:52:59 17/06/10] @ Pip Bernadotte : Knew it
[02:53:08 17/06/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no
[02:53:08 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : but karl and me knows what we are talking about.. TTwTT
[02:53:10 17/06/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : mar is not seras
[02:53:11 17/06/10] * Pip Bernadotte kisses Marluxia
[02:53:21 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : O_O:
[02:53:27 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo rejects*
[02:53:29 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[02:53:32 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX
[02:53:33 17/06/10] @ Pip Bernadotte : Hey, I played the dandy man a while ago
[02:53:35 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[02:53:45 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : THAT IS WRONG DX
[02:53:55 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo slaps him across the face*
[02:53:56 17/06/10] @ Pip Bernadotte : It was fun. I played Tublican Alhambre
[02:54:01 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : YOU DONT DO THAT TO ANOTHER GUY DX
[02:54:07 17/06/10] @ Pip Bernadotte : I'm AC/DC
[02:54:12 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo wipes mouth*
[02:54:22 17/06/10] @ Pip Bernadotte : That's limy slang for "Bisexual"
[02:54:28 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : YOU HAVE TO TAKE MEH TO THE MOVIES AND DINNER FIRST DX
[02:54:36 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : JERK!!
[02:54:43 17/06/10] * Pip Bernadotte puts a rose into Marluxia's hands
[02:54:46 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : Dont do that TTwTT do that after dinner and movies
[02:54:47 17/06/10] @ Pip Bernadotte : Hi walter
[02:54:59 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : o-o;
[02:55:03 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo takes rose*
[02:55:03 17/06/10] * Pip Bernadotte takes Marluxia to taco bell, and out to see Die Harder
[02:55:14 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo smiles*
[02:55:15 17/06/10] @ Pip Bernadotte : :-p
[02:55:19 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : now its fine =p
[02:55:28 17/06/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : dragon and I call taco bell club bell since the new ones look like nightclubs
[02:55:36 17/06/10] * Pip Bernadotte kisses Marluxia with muchly tongue
[02:55:47 17/06/10] @ #1 : lol, I wasn't sure if that would work XD
[02:55:59 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo gladly accepts the kiss with a bit of rubbing agaisnt*
[02:56:11 17/06/10] * Pip Bernadotte laughs maniacly

[03:24:59 17/06/10] * Dark Walter looks at hans with undressing eyes
[03:25:09 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : An so tha mongrel pup shows his forsaken hide at last.
[03:25:19 17/06/10] @ Captain Hans : ...
[03:25:26 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo looked at all 3 of them*
[03:25:27 17/06/10] Wrenn : I read that as "An so tha mongrel pup shows his foreskin at last"
[03:25:35 17/06/10] * Captain Hans stares back at Dark Walter
[03:25:38 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson faces off with Hans and Walter
[03:25:38 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : we got a catholic, a jew, and a nazi...
[03:25:43 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : well ill be
[03:25:45 17/06/10] Kat Niccals : Ziggy! ^__^
[03:25:45 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : >>
[03:25:56 17/06/10] * Pip Bernadotte throws a flashbang between walter anderson and hans
[03:26:02 17/06/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : catholics, jews, and nazi's oh my!
[03:26:09 17/06/10] * Sigmund Saenger fidgets, wanting to Tackl the captain...
[03:26:12 17/06/10] Sigmund Saenger : *Tackle
[03:26:16 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : an Daniel cast Nebuchenezer out inta tha wild and e wuz made unto a wolf
[03:26:22 17/06/10] Mad Mama Meabh : -flips page-
[03:26:26 17/06/10] @ Captain Hans : .......
[03:26:27 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : COME ON!!
[03:26:31 17/06/10] Mad Mama Meabh : PM Kat.
[03:26:35 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo tosses a doggy treat to hans*
[03:26:40 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : do a trick doggy!!!
[03:26:43 17/06/10] Wrenn : Nebuchadnezzer*
[03:26:43 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : barely more than a best yet unfit tah touch tha heels o man.
[03:26:44 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : sit D<
[03:26:56 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : .....
[03:26:58 17/06/10] * Pip Bernadotte uses a Star of David to ward off vampires!
[03:26:59 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : Sit D<
[03:27:11 17/06/10] * Captain Hans looks at Marluxia with becconing eyes that ask her' oh? would you like to join in on the fun or not?' then grabs up Dark Walter in his arms
[03:27:14 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo looks at hans* D<
[03:27:25 17/06/10] * Sigmund Saenger punches MArluxia in the face. "NOVONE TELLS CAPTAIN TO SIT."
[03:27:29 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson snarls at Hans. "Yer a oddity o nature. A damned freak. Also this scar o yers still tingles."
[03:27:44 17/06/10] * Dark Walter is grabbed in hans arms and looks into his stolid face&
[03:27:47 17/06/10] @ Dark Walter : *
[03:27:48 17/06/10] * Captain Hans likes it when Anderson talks dirty to him like that.
[03:27:49 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo stares at them as he lights a cig*
[03:27:50 17/06/10] Kat Niccals : MEABH, PMd back
[03:27:56 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : [[I still find myself reading that fic of yours time and again sirina]]
[03:28:03 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo grab onto The Catholics arm*
[03:28:16 17/06/10] Sigmund Saenger : ((I need to be relinked to that fic...))
[03:28:25 17/06/10] @ Captain Hans : [[Which one? Fools?]]
[03:28:31 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : we can beat them my catholic anti-homosexual o-o;
[03:28:37 17/06/10] Kat Niccals : ((what fic?))
[03:28:37 17/06/10] Sigmund Saenger : ((The one about Captain...))
[03:28:38 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : [[origin of andy's scar]]
[03:28:58 17/06/10] * Captain Hans is about to fuck walter hard and you should really watch this one go down doggie style
[03:29:06 17/06/10] @ Captain Hans : [[oh? Like it that much?]]
[03:29:12 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson roars before hurling Hans and Walter to the ground.
[03:29:20 17/06/10] Kat Niccals : ((oh I wanna read...))
[03:29:21 17/06/10] Sigmund Saenger : ((I never got to finish it and I lost the link.))
[03:29:25 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : [[yep, cept Andy would win. we all know it. XD]]
[03:29:26 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo stares at the yaoi*
[03:29:26 17/06/10] @ Captain Hans : [[or what? Cause idk because I havce not been on there in a month or two now since moving]]
[03:29:41 17/06/10] * Captain Hans lands between Walters legs
[03:29:41 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo points* mind if i join you sick monkeys?
[03:30:07 17/06/10] * Dark Walter clings to hans defensively*
[03:30:08 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson does a flying elbow drop onto the entangled abominations.
[03:30:16 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo takes out his whip and stares at Hans , Walter, and Alexander*
[03:30:25 17/06/10] * Kat Niccals pulls a curtain over the shameful acts going on
[03:30:29 17/06/10] Mad Mama Meabh : -flips page-
[03:30:38 17/06/10] * Captain Hans grabs Anderson and nips his neck as 'punishment' for acting out of order
[03:30:49 17/06/10] Wrenn : Aaaand...Fallout 3.
[03:30:50 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : [[shameful? I'm trying to kill em!]]
[03:31:10 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo walks up to walter*
[03:31:13 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson forces Hans back and wraps his hands around the werewolfs neck
[03:31:16 17/06/10] Kat Niccals : ((but there's humping going on XDDD))
[03:31:25 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : DIE DAMNIT!!!!
[03:31:29 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo whips walters ass hard* Cry!!
[03:31:35 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson chokes Hans
[03:31:43 17/06/10] Sigmund Saenger : DDDDDD:
[03:31:52 17/06/10] * Sigmund Saenger waves a Hans flag
[03:32:03 17/06/10] * Kat Niccals gawks at Marluxia and bursts laughing
[03:32:08 17/06/10] * Captain Hans is getting a stiffy from the choking that anderson is doing to him
[03:32:19 17/06/10] @ Captain Hans : >8D
[03:32:24 17/06/10] Mad Mama Meabh : PM Kat
[03:32:35 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo whips Hans from afar with his whip*
[03:32:45 17/06/10] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : masochist
[03:32:45 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson punches Hans in the stomach multiple times
[03:32:47 17/06/10] @ Dark Walter : .me uses wires to bind Anderson*
[03:32:56 17/06/10] * Captain Hans moans loudly
[03:33:01 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson is pulled back by wires. "Gack"
[03:33:07 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo whips hans harder*
[03:33:09 17/06/10] Sigmund Saenger : OMG HE MADE A NOISE
[03:33:16 17/06/10] * Kat Niccals talks to Ziggy "did you know Captain was a kinky maso?"
[03:33:29 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson struggles to fre himself from the microfilaments.
[03:33:30 17/06/10] Sigmund Saenger : Nein...
[03:33:33 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : *free
[03:33:41 17/06/10] Amrit Ignatius : .
[03:33:43 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo walks behind Hans and nips his neck* Bad boy.. know i am going to court martial you
[03:34:33 17/06/10] * Captain Hans is watching you all
[03:34:49 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson kicks Hans in the face.
[03:34:50 17/06/10] Kat Niccals : ((MEABH PM))
[03:34:52 17/06/10] * Sigmund Saenger is scared.
[03:34:52 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo purrs on Hans ears*
[03:35:03 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo blocks the kick with his hand*
[03:35:11 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : no hitting my dog D<
[03:35:13 17/06/10] * Kat Niccals pats Ziggy's head "it's ok"
[03:35:21 17/06/10] @ Captain Hans : o.O
[03:35:27 17/06/10] @ Dark Walter : HANS IS MIN
[03:35:28 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson kicks through Mar's hand into Hans' face
[03:35:29 17/06/10] * Captain Hans is already someones bitch and her name is Dragon
[03:35:30 17/06/10] @ Dark Walter : MINE!!
[03:35:37 17/06/10] Sigmund Saenger : Kat...I'm so confused...
[03:35:39 17/06/10] @ Dark Walter : GET AWAY FROM HIM
[03:35:40 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo places a collar on hans*
[03:35:45 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : NOT ANYMORE D<
[03:35:46 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : [[lol she tried to take me too.]]
[03:35:55 17/06/10] * Captain Hans is being fought over and is use to this from ALLLL the fans
[03:36:00 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo whips walter away*
[03:36:11 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : HE IS MY DOG D<
[03:36:13 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson is freed from the wires.
[03:36:16 17/06/10] * Dark Walter clnigs to hans and caries him off before removing teh collar and showin them the tatoo that says POWD
[03:36:35 17/06/10] Kat Niccals : it's cool, Ziggy, just go to your happy place, hüdchen
[03:36:36 17/06/10] @ Dark Walter : *Property of Walter Dornez on Hans' neck*
[03:36:42 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson decides to get clear of this decadence.
[03:36:42 17/06/10] * Marluxia Palazzo cuts the POWD from Hans*
[03:36:54 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : wait
[03:36:56 17/06/10] Marluxia Palazzo : not uet
[03:36:58 17/06/10] * Alexander Anderson sits down on the couch and reads the Bibl
[03:37:01 17/06/10] * Captain Hans bleeds to death
[03:37:02 17/06/10] @ Alexander Anderson : *Bible

[03:20:14] @ Matthew Arkansas : I accidentally a coca cola bottle, is this bad?
[03:20:47] Fausta Adler : You accidentally a coca cola bottle?
[03:21:16] @ Matthew Arkansas : A coca cola bottle
[03:21:35] Fausta Adler : But what did you do?
[03:21:47] @ Matthew Arkansas : A coca cola bottle
[03:22:04] Fausta Adler : I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
[03:22:09] @ Matthew Arkansas : A.
[03:22:11] @ Matthew Arkansas : COCA.
[03:22:11] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>
[03:22:12] @ Matthew Arkansas : COLA.
[03:22:14] @ Matthew Arkansas : BOTTLE.
[03:22:14] Fausta Adler : Did you break the bottle, did you get the wrong bottle?
[03:22:20] Fausta Adler : HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY A BOTTLE?
[03:22:30] @ Matthew Arkansas : I. ACCIDENTALLY. A. COCA. COLA. BOTTLE.
[03:22:48] @ Matthew Arkansas : THE.
[03:22:49] @ Matthew Arkansas : WHOLE.
[03:22:50] @ Matthew Arkansas : BOTTLE.
[03:22:55] Fausta Adler : QUIT FUCKING WITH MY HEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD.
[03:23:01] @ Rip Van Winkle : PEPSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[03:23:10] Fausta Adler : DID YOU SWALLOW THE BOTTLE/
[03:23:12] Fausta Adler : ?*
[03:23:22] @ Matthew Arkansas : LIKE THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
[03:23:40] Fausta Adler : YOU SWALLOWED IT?
[03:24:05] @ Rip Van Winkle : ATE IT?
[03:24:15] @ Rip Van Winkle : SAT ON IT?
[03:24:26] @ Matthew Arkansas : Hold on a sec I need to the bottle
[03:25:07] @ Rip Van Winkle : O__o
[03:25:16] Fausta Adler : KIDUTO;IAVUMWENPTUIMAEVRO;TUIMCP;weonuitbmowvae
[03:25:21] * Fausta Adler headdesks.
[03:25:26] Fausta Adler : MENTAL DISTRESS, OMG.
[03:25:39] @ Matthew Arkansas : Sorry it's hard to type when the whole bottle accidentally LOL
[03:26:10] * Fausta Adler implodes.
[03:26:17] @ Rip Van Winkle : WHAT SATANIC TERM HAVE YOU BESTOWED UPON THE CBOX?
[03:26:42] @ Matthew Arkansas : You know, when you and the whole bottle gets stuck
[03:26:56] @ Rip Van Winkle : >.>
[03:27:10] @ Rip Van Winkle : you shoved it up your ass and it got stuck?
[03:27:11] Fausta Adler : ...?
[03:27:18] Fausta Adler : That seems most likely.
[03:27:18] @ Rip Van Winkle : OMG THAT HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED ONCE
[03:27:32] @ Rip Van Winkle : *saw it on a weird ER show*
[03:27:38] @ Matthew Arkansas : I was messing around then accidentally the WHOOOLE bottle.
[03:27:41] Alex Dean is Disconnected on Fri 18 Jun 2010 - 3:27
[03:28:38] @ Rip Van Winkle : the WHOOOLE bottle diiiiiiid?~
[03:28:53] @ Matthew Arkansas : A coca cola bottle.
[03:29:00] Fausta Adler : I'M ON TO YOU AND YOUR MIND GAMES!
[03:29:32] @ Matthew Arkansas : YEAH THE COCA COLA BOTTLE LOL
[03:29:34] @ Rip Van Winkle : the WHOOOLE bottle did a coca cola bottle?...
[03:29:50] @ Rip Van Winkle : llama llama duck~
[03:29:53] @ Matthew Arkansas : -Facepalm-
[03:29:59] @ Matthew Arkansas : A. COCA. COLA. BOTTLE.
[03:30:09] @ Matthew Arkansas : I ACCIDENTALLY.
[03:30:10] @ Matthew Arkansas : A.
[03:30:12] @ Matthew Arkansas : COCA.
[03:30:13] @ Matthew Arkansas : COLA.
[03:30:15] @ Matthew Arkansas : BOTTLE.
[03:30:15] Fausta Adler : SNAAAAAAKE SNAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOOOH IT'S A SNAAAAAAAKE~
[03:30:16] @ Matthew Arkansas : IS.
[03:30:18] @ Matthew Arkansas : THIS.
[03:30:19] @ Matthew Arkansas : BAD?
[03:30:36] @ Matthew Arkansas : Y/N?
[03:30:41] Fausta Adler : Yes.
[03:30:53] @ Matthew Arkansas : The whoooole bottle?
[03:30:55] @ Rip Van Winkle : badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
[03:31:01] Fausta Adler : Yes.
[03:31:20] @ Rip Van Winkle : Y
[03:31:24] @ Matthew Arkansas : But I was just messing around a coca cola bottle.
[03:32:04] Fausta Adler : D<
[03:32:19] @ Rip Van Winkle : >>

13:09:48] Fritz : I'll draw a goddamn.....
[13:09:54] Fritz : Integra, what would be worse than a penis?
[13:10:15] @ Rip Van Winkle : Nagi
[13:10:44] @ Matthew Arkansas : Oh the humanity!
[13:10:51] @ Rip Van Winkle : yeah I went there
[13:10:56] @ Matthew Arkansas : copypaste
[13:11:02] Fritz : OH THE HUGE MANITY
[13:11:06] Fritz : HErp derp

[16:05:19] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : Fritz.....do you have to be asleep for something?

[16:05:26] Fritz : meh

[16:05:30] Fritz : summer vacation

[16:05:37] Alex Dean : SUMMER

[16:05:39] Fritz : 8o8 A rebel without cause

[16:05:45] Fritz : *a lazy rebel

[16:05:47] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : ok because if you had to be somewhere I was going to pull the ban thing

[16:05:57] Fritz : Actually just lazy. No Rebel.

[16:06:02] Fritz : Herp derp Don't worry

[16:06:06] Fritz : that happens in a week or so

[16:06:16] Fritz : when they ship me off to this summer course thing

[16:06:33] Fritz : 4o4 study philosophy

[16:06:35] Fritz : LIKE A BAWS

[16:06:49] @ Matthew Arkansas : You have to study in summer?

[16:06:54] @ Matthew Arkansas : Balls.

[16:07:48] Fritz : meh

[16:07:52] Fritz : Its going to be fun

[16:08:00] Fritz : its the people I'm worried about

[16:08:16] Fritz : 9o9 You know, evangelicals, reactionaries.....WHITE PEOPLE....

[16:08:20] Fritz : You never know you know.

[16:08:27] * Dark Walter leans agiainst a wall and smokes a cigarette

[16:08:34] Fritz : Who the fuck you gonna dorm with

[16:08:38] Fritz : You never know.

[16:08:44] Fritz : Hope its a Korean.

[16:08:49] Fritz : Koreans are ALWAYS fun

[16:08:52] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : you might get a waspy type

[16:09:17] @ Matthew Arkansas : You might get the type like me.

[16:09:29] Fritz : ...LOL waspies

[16:09:30] @ Matthew Arkansas : Who'll draw a penis on your face for fun.

[16:09:36] Fritz : LOL

[16:09:42] @ Matthew Arkansas : IN PERMANENT MARKER

[16:09:48] Fritz : I'll draw a goddamn.....

[16:09:54] Fritz : Integra, what would be worse than a penis?

[16:10:15] @ Rip Van Winkle : Nagi

[16:10:44] @ Matthew Arkansas : Oh the humanity!

[16:10:51] @ Rip Van Winkle : yeah I went there

[16:10:56] @ Matthew Arkansas : copypaste

[16:11:02] Fritz : OH THE HUGE MANITY

[16:11:06] Fritz : HErp derp

[16:11:13] Fritz : but why did you post her here, Integra?

[16:11:18] Fritz : Sure, its fun pointing fun at her

[16:11:22] Fritz : but isn't that wat she wanted?

[16:11:24] Fritz : Or maybe not;

[16:11:32] Fritz : maybe she did want to have the conversation private

[16:11:34] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : no she likes to think we care

[16:25:06] Fritz : D8<

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[16:11:37] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : which we don't

[16:11:44] Fritz : in which case it was good for the common good that you posted

[16:11:45] Fritz : asjd;lajsd

[16:11:46] Fritz : wait

[16:11:50] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I never respond to her messages

[16:11:53] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I never talk to her

[16:11:57] Fritz : But by posting it here and acknowleging that we DONT care

[16:12:04] Fritz : maybe we are showing that we DO care, in a way

[16:12:05] Fritz : 9o9

[16:12:05] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I never once talked to her outside the forum when she was on

[16:12:13] Void : what's Nagi saying now?

[16:12:13] Fritz : I'm going in parabolae

[16:12:38] @ Matthew Arkansas : She's just going on about getting hitched and how her life is blahblahblah

[16:12:44] @ Matthew Arkansas : How much she hates us.

[16:12:50] Void : heh, I remember that Ceras castrated him with her teeth

[16:12:58] Void : the character, I mean

[16:13:10] @ Matthew Arkansas : FATALITY

[16:14:28] * Void reads the topic

[16:14:35] Void : OK NOW SHE'S GONE TOO FAR

[16:14:50] Void : she compared Hellsing to Twilight.

[16:14:56] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : OMG VOIDS A DONKEY ON THE EDGE

[16:14:59] Void : someone restrain me now

[16:15:10] @ Rip Van Winkle : lmao

[16:15:17] * Matthew Arkansas puts Void in shackles*

[16:15:24] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : points to someone who gets that.

[16:15:28] * Void goes batshit insane

[16:15:36] @ Matthew Arkansas : LOLSHREK

[16:15:41] @ Rip Van Winkle : I was watching that earlier

[16:16:02] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : I'm going to test voids sanity now

[16:16:07] Void : must...kill...nagi

[16:16:11] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : everyone......get behind the glass window

[16:16:25] Fritz : 9o9

[16:16:29] Fritz : Hellsing IS twilight

[16:16:31] Fritz : In fact

[16:16:33] * Integra F. W. Hellsing brings out a container, and sets it on the table in front of void

[16:16:34] @ Matthew Arkansas : I can't afford glass windows.

[16:16:35] Fritz : Bella swan is Major

[16:16:43] * Matthew Arkansas hides behind cardboard*

[16:16:46] * Rip Van Winkle stands behind a wall of mysterious psychic energy

[16:16:47] @ Matthew Arkansas : FRIIIIIIITZ!

[16:16:48] * Void wonders what Integra is doing

[16:16:50] Fritz : Edward Cullen is CIVILIANS

[16:16:53] Fritz : OK OK

[16:16:58] Fritz : I'll stop thar

[16:17:03] * Matthew Arkansas beats hims to death with cardboard.*

[16:17:20] * Integra F. W. Hellsing goes slowly forward to remove the lid

[16:17:28] * Void eyes it warily

[16:17:31] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : please everyone take cover now!

[16:17:39] Fritz : uh

[16:17:42] Fritz : LOL QUE

[16:17:44] * Matthew Arkansas hides behind the cardboard*

[16:17:54] * Fritz stands in defiance

[16:18:01] Fritz : HAHAHAH COME HITLER OR MR.T I WILL STAND

[16:18:03] * Integra F. W. Hellsing grabs the lid, and takes a deep breath

[16:18:11] * Void tilts his head

[16:18:28] @ Rip Van Winkle : >> omg this is like waiting for an injection or something

[16:18:41] @ Matthew Arkansas : JUUUUUST DO IT

[16:18:41] * Integra F. W. Hellsing pulls the lid off quickly, and in the container is a cake

[16:18:53] Fritz : OH MAN

[16:18:54] Void : O.O

[16:18:55] Fritz : CAEK

[16:18:56] Fritz : MAH CAEK

[16:19:06] * Void quivers

[16:19:07] * Matthew Arkansas sits at table.*

[16:19:10] * Fritz pokes it with his Bayonetted Mauser rifle

[16:19:12] @ Rip Van Winkle : THE CAKE IS LIE!! *presses face upon glass*

[16:19:19] * Matthew Arkansas starts eating delicious cake before Voids eyes*

[16:19:21] * Void is now positively vibrating with rage

[16:19:26] * Integra F. W. Hellsing hits vik

[16:19:38] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : THIS IS WHY I SAID GET BEHIND THE GLASS

[16:19:42] @ Matthew Arkansas : HEY. I'm just making him go nuts.

[16:19:43] * Fritz eats caek

[16:19:46] @ Matthew Arkansas : THIS IS PHASE 2.

[16:19:49] Fritz : Oh well

[16:19:49] * Integra F. W. Hellsing uses a spray hose on those in the room

[16:19:49] * Void now has glowy-red eyes and is straining the mtal of the shackles

[16:19:54] Fritz : 9o9

[16:19:56] Fritz : Vooooid

[16:19:59] @ Rip Van Winkle : unless it's tea or cheeskecake, they're honest

[16:20:00] Fritz : thats a bad void

[16:20:08] @ Rip Van Winkle : *cheese

[16:20:08] * Fritz gives Void some crackers

[16:20:13] Fritz : Oh man Cheese

[16:20:17] Fritz : I fucking love cheese

[16:20:23] * Integra F. W. Hellsing brings out another cake uncovered in front of void

[16:20:30] @ Rip Van Winkle : cheese is the shizz

[16:20:31] Fritz : 9o9

[16:20:32] * Void makes the crackers melt with anger, the shackles starting to break

[16:20:41] * Matthew Arkansas holds some cake in front of void, JUUUUUST far enough that he can't eat it.

[16:20:41] Fritz : Yo rip

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[16:20:53] @ Rip Van Winkle : que?

[16:21:02] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : JAY GET BEHIND THE GLASS WITH RIP

[16:21:07] Alex Dean is Disconnected on Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:21 pm

[16:21:08] Fritz : Kindly use your super huntress powers to restrain void, K?

[16:21:09] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : OR THE POWER OF THE CAKE WILL BE TOO MUCH FOR YOU

[16:21:29] Fritz : I'll shoot some silver in him if he makes trouble

[16:21:32] Neko Jay has joined the chat on Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:21 pm

[16:21:33] * Fritz munches on caek

[16:21:34] @ Rip Van Winkle : in a sec, let's see how this goes

[16:21:39] * Void smashes the chains and jumps up, punching down at Matthew and splitting him in two with a single strike

[16:21:41] Fritz : Yeah

[16:21:44] Fritz : I'll cover you~

[16:21:57] * Void stands there, breathing heavily, looking at everyone in the room

[16:21:58] * Matthew Arkansas sliced in two*

[16:22:02] @ Rip Van Winkle : hmm, not yet

[16:22:09] * Fritz points MG42 loaded with silver tipped incendiary-explosive rounds at Void,

[16:22:11] * Integra F. W. Hellsing gets behind the glass with rip

[16:22:14] @ Dark Walter : back

[16:22:15] Fritz : OK OK

[16:22:28] * Fritz buys silver chains from Home Depot

[16:22:30] * Neko Jay hides under couch

[16:22:30] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : GET BEHIND THE GLASS WINDOW QUICKLY

[16:22:32] Fritz : Oh man this burns

[16:22:34] Neko Jay : Wb

[16:22:40] Void : /meis now breathing nuclear radiation

[16:22:43] @ Integra F. W. Hellsing : The power of th cake has made void angry!

[16:22:46] * Fritz gets gloves and ties the silver chains around Void

[16:22:46] * Matthew Arkansas sloooowly becomes one again*

[16:22:49] * Void is now breathing nuclear radiation

[16:22:51] Fritz : OK OK mons

[16:22:55] Fritz : Oh man nukes

[16:23:00] * Fritz gets a STALKER uniform

[16:23:00] @ Rip Van Winkle : any moment...

[16:23:02] * Void explodes in a nuclear blast

[16:23:07] Fritz : Ha.

[16:23:14] Fritz : Saw a better one in Smolensk

[16:23:33] @ Matthew Arkansas : WTF AHHH HAAHAHAAAHAHA <- wtf bomb

[16:23:38] Fritz : and there is no nuke at Smolensk

[16:23:45] Fritz : FFFFUU ITS DA WTFBOMB

[16:23:55] Fritz : OMGWTFROTFLOLMAOZHETUNG

[16:24:15] @ Rip Van Winkle : beep beep beep [size=20=WTF-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM[/size]

[16:24:20] @ Rip Van Winkle : awww failure

[16:24:35] @ Rip Van Winkle : *shame*

[16:24:49] Fritz : 9o9 YOU ARE A FAIR YOUR FAMIRY

[16:24:52] Fritz : YOU DISHONA FAMIRY

[16:24:56] * Void regenerates

[16:25:00] Fritz : YOUR SHAEM WIRR RIVE ON FOR NINE THOUSAND YEAR

[16:25:06] Fritz : D8<

[13:32:26] @ Heinkel Wolfe : this isn't good..

[13:32:33] @ Rip Van Winkle : hm?.

[13:32:44] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I'm at work right now and there's a giant ass storm about to hit..

[13:33:01] @ Rip Van Winkle : oh I see.

[13:33:33] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I usually like the rain but we're gonna lose a shitload of golfers cuz of this..

[13:33:49] @ Rip Van Winkle : *nods*.

[13:35:15] @ Heinkel Wolfe : looks like somebody is trying to rain on my parade *drum cymbals*.

[13:35:24] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol.

[13:35:32] @ Heinkel Wolfe : good thing I have my sunny disposition *drum cymbals*.

[13:35:39] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol.

[13:35:51] @ Rip Van Winkle : btw, was there a staff meeting held today?.

[13:35:56] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I'm not sure weather I can handle this. *drum cymbal*.

[13:36:04] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol.

[13:36:10] @ Heinkel Wolfe : I'm all out of stupid puns *drum cymbals*.

[13:36:21] @ Heinkel Wolfe : that wasnt a joke *drum cymbals*.

[13:36:29] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol.

[13:36:31] @ Heinkel Wolfe : stop it!!!! *drum cymbals*.

[13:37:20] @ Heinkel Wolfe : LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *drum cymbals*.

[13:37:27] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ....

[13:37:28] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol.

[13:37:34] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ....

[13:37:42] @ Heinkel Wolfe : ...*drum cymbals*.

[13:37:47] @ Heinkel Wolfe : RAGAFRAGGA!!!!!!.

[13:39:05] @ Rip Van Winkle : lol.

[13:39:24] @ Heinkel Wolfe : *sulks* I just can't win. ; _ ;.

[17:44:57] Fritz : /too much vodka
[17:48:16] Fritz : URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[17:48:18] Fritz : DAVAI DAVAI
[17:48:20] Fritz : BRAT DAVAI
[17:48:33] Fritz : AGOI AGOI
[17:50:16] Fritz : TROIKA
[17:50:18] Fritz : KATYUSHA
[17:50:20] Walter (Valkenhayn) has been disconnected the Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:50 pm (session timeout)
[17:50:26] Fritz : MOSKVA MOSKVA
[17:52:00] Integra F. W. Hellsing has been disconnected the Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:52 pm (session timeout)
[17:52:18] madison has been disconnected the Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:52 pm (session timeout)
[17:52:58] Heinkel Wolfe has been disconnected the Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:52 pm (session timeout)
[17:53:33] Fritz : ...........EINSAMKEIT

[23:31:49] * Alex Dean has accidntly summoned..TWILIGHT FAN GIRLS..who are automatcily killed as Alucard and Anderson tear them to shreds

[23:32:06] Meabh Eir : -noms popcorn whilst watching-

[23:32:57] Alex Dean : Wow this is more gory than anything I have ever seen *moves head as a body part is throw* ooo gotta hurt

[23:34:41] Meabh Eir : -nudges Jay- YOu should do this more often. They make an incredible mes,s but they are fun to watch.

[23:35:12] Alex Dean : I have no idea how I did it..*looks at bible* this book has no awsners

[23:36:00] Meabh Eir : Awww...

[23:36:55] Alex Dean : Hmm what else can I summon *A dance later* O..M..G *Summoned Edward and Alucard procedes to show him what a real vampire is*

[23:37:00] Alex Dean : This..is..AWSOME

[23:37:09] Meabh Eir : -sells tickets-

[23:37:49] Heinkel Wolfe has joined the chat on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:37 pm

[23:37:49] Alex Dean : WHERE iS EVERYONE

[23:37:58] Matthew Arkansas has joined the chat on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:37 pm

[23:38:02] @ Heinkel Wolfe : hmmm?

[23:38:05] Alex Dean : HEINKEL WATCH AS ALUCARD TEARS EDWARD PEICE BY PEICE

[23:38:07] Alex Dean : Hey

[23:38:08] Meabh Eir : -blinks-

[23:38:18] Meabh Eir : Holy crap, Jay can actually summon people.

[23:38:20] @ Matthew Arkansas : wtfuuudge?

[23:38:26] Heinkel Wolfe is Disconnected on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:38 pm

[23:38:46] * Matthew Arkansas pesters Meabh*

[23:38:54] Alexander Anderson has joined the chat on Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:38 pm

[23:39:04] Alex Dean : ..wait isn't summoning forbiden by Vatican ?

[23:39:17] Alex Dean : Cause it is technicly dark arts ?

[23:39:23] @ Alexander Anderson : WHUT'S THA' ABOOT THA' BLOODSUCKIN BASTARD!!!!?

[23:39:35] * Alexander Anderson looks around for Alucard.

[23:40:12] Meabh Eir : -glares at Matt-

[23:40:24] Meabh Eir : Do you want to lose a body part, boy?

[23:40:34] Sigmund Saenger has been disconnected the Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:40 pm (session timeout)

[23:40:40] * Alexander Anderson is mobbed by Twilight fangirls

[23:40:43] @ Alexander Anderson : ACK!

[23:41:10] * Alexander Anderson shreds his way through the horde in a violent shower of blood, bayonets, and bile

[23:41:12] Alex Dean : Oh noes Andy is being mobbed by fan girls..*gets camera*

[23:41:45] * Alexander Anderson stands amidst a mountain for mutilated preteens dripping with blood